'Gutfeld!': Trump leads in swing states

[Applause] that's right didn't see that coming I am Tom shulu in for Greg Gutfeld it is Friday and you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guests he's more than meets the eye because he's wearing spanks comedian Joe Magie go ahead it puts Fox and Friends first the New York giant second and his family third Fox and Friends host Todd pyro she is Sleek Bleak but never Meek New York Times best-selling author and Fox News contributor cat Tim and no one will ever sneak through this wall New Y

ork Times bestselling author comedian former NWA world champion Tyra okay before we get to some news stories let's do this Greg's [Music] leftovers yes it's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't get to this week and just like when Greg does it it's my first time reading these earlier this week President Biden had his annual physical doctor said he's in great shape for a man of his age and pronounced his death as J is my first time reading these and pronounced his time of death 11:45 a.m. Oc

tober 14th that's it numbers a Florida woman was arrested after allegedly spiking her boyfriend's tea with bleach he became suspicious when he noticed his teeth looked fantastic that earlier this week Donald Trump Jr received an envelope containing a suspicious white powder and this is nice in a stunning display of bipartisanship you'll never guess who offered to examine it a new survey finds that 37% of people would let a bird poop on them believing it would bring them good luck the only questi

on now is where will Greg get a realistic bird costume I don't know I don't know if I like that one we all do we're all good with it all right during a recent speech Donald Trump did an impromptu Joe Biden impression that caused summ in the audience to actually pee their pants that or they were also doing a Biden [Applause] impression this week in Scotland a Willy Wonka themed event was so disappointing people called the cops and demanded refunds there were no chocolate waterfalls or Oompa Loomp

as but unlike the film at least no kids were murdered Pittsburgh Police will no longer or send officers to certain emergency calls like theft harassment or burglary instead you'll do the police report by telephone unless the thief steals your phone right okay Kellogg CEO is facing backlash after suggesting people should start eating cereal for dinner to save money what do you mean start said one man yeah right you're it's because I'm white I'm the whitest man ever all right you hear that Mackie

the nerve I'm stealing your white thing huh white fight you don't think I'll win that one Mitch McConnell has announced that he'll be stepping down as the Senate GOP leader in November the reason he wanted to spend more time with his [Laughter] children it's been a tough week for Google's Gemini AI countless critics have slammed it for being biased inaccurate and racist against white people and Joy Reed slammed them for stealing her act according to an ex Starbucks Barista there are nine telltal

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go ahead it's the last one and now to the news they say Joe's Ancient like the Acropolis but Trump's a dangerous populist according to a new Bloomberg poll swing state voters find Biden too old and Trump too dangerous quote overall eight and 10 voters in crucial States said Biden was too old and despite finding him dangerous voters were more likely to describe Trump as being mentally fit by the way as kind of a side note they all agreed Oppenheimer is a shoe in for best picture not only that Tru

mp is ahead in every swing state that really matters in November he's up by six points in Pennsylvania Nevada Georgia and Arizona and leads by nine in North Carolina and four in Wisconsin but Biden still holds an edge in Mexico so it's not looking good for the big guy I wonder what he has to say no no no look look I'm I my my mind is very fine I uh I got a mind like a steel trap I remember everything seems like only yesterday I was taking down corn popop with a rusty chain and uh you know riding

the Amtrak with my special key I remember everything back when I uh and I was before when I invented the internet did I ever tell you that uh I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary that's right that's before I became the first black president but I want to tell you I did not have sex with that woman Miss Lewinsky all my hands cramped up hard all right Todd I mean do does that surprise you this poll and what do you think is worse voters finding you too old or too dangerous I love the fact that Dem

ocrats were trying to hide Biden's age from us for so long but that pesky secret got out because he's the president like it's kind of tough to hide that for so long um I I think the H thing is a much bigger issue than the dangerous thing that said if I'm Trump I make sure for the swing state voters that I communicate what many people are saying on the left as dangerous is a foreign policy that's going to get us out of foreign war Wars that's going to be cheaper and is actually going to be safer

for Americans in the long run it's on Trump to communicate that message within the confines of a mainstream media that's against him and I think if he does that he'll he'll chip away at that dangerousness there's nothing Joe Biden can do between now and November to chip away at the age because things don't get better with age unless they're wine and obviously Joe Biden's not getting better with age so that goes back to the overall point are they going to hide him more and more in an election yea

r like they did in 2020 I don't know I don't think they can and that's why I think Joe Biden's in trouble what do you think Tyrus I I mean it that's a good point by Todd the idea that age I mean if it's changing in any direction it's getting worse because he's getting older because we all get better when we get older that's we all tell ourselves because we don't look in the mirror anymore no one gets better when they get older except maybe me but um no actually it's funny because literally I had

the chip tooth fell out this morning I'm walking around with a cane like I turned 51 it's it's over man like I'm just falling apart here like but listen let's just break it down very simple let's not get let's let's leave politics out for once let's try it let's try it first cat don't spit your water out we're not going to talk about politics right now we're just going to take old and dangerous those two words okay that's your choice yeah you're in the pound right and you need a dog to protect

the house and you they got this really nice sweet old dog who will look up and watch watch them come in and Rob your house now in his mind he's like get up growl bark maybe bite if they're close enough and get him off the property but he's old so he just sits there and goes woof or the dangerous dog that's barking all the damn time and nobody will come near your yard because they can hear the barks and just the sound of those barks are enough for some reason for North Korea not to worry about th

e nuclear program and Wars not to break out so give me the loud dog in the front yard that's dangerous because everyone will know it's dangerous and we'll stay away from my house or have the old dog and wonder why everybody's with us simple that is something so actually what Tyrus is saying CAD is the the dangerous might be disadvantage as long as you can convince them he's dangerous in the right places right first of all I've gotten way better with age yes I agree cat yeah in every single way u

m but there will be a point where that does not apply anymore and I think it'll be way before I'm Biden's age because I think by then I'll be dead so like no shade it's not bad that he's old I really don't think it's an age thing it's the fact that regardless of age I've said this so many times he doesn't seem to know what's going on a significant amount of time I mean even the dog you're describing is aware that he knows I'm at home right now right I'm sorry yeah I I don't know I I think that a

lot of us I think are just feeling like are we really going to have to do this again you know I don't remember the election last time around being an emotionally stable time for us as a country yeah and I and I think it's it's it's going to be pushed in each it's going to be pushed away his AG say well I think Todd I think they're going to have to hide the guy I I don't think he's he's really able to be out there a lot but they're just going to say it's not about Biden it's about democracy they

're going to use the same talking points we're all going to feel like we're living in the same thing over and over again and then it'll be over but can the D news but that's the thing is you can you still keep saying dangerous as a warning about Trump because we've had I think after he already had a presidency I think that it's a lot harder to continue to use those talking points absolutely I think especially since so many of those things did turn out to be overblown people are suspicious of any

criticism of him or some people are certainly more suspicious of it for sure and that may be why they need the January 6 thing right they want play it like he was some kind of insurrectionist they got to up the stakes because last time they said if he takes the Reigns of the country we're going downhill and things were okay so they they need to kind of rewrite the script right Mackey yeah that's all they got but one quick correction Todd cheese also gets a better with age jesz uh but yes and uh

wouldn't the more dangerous of the two candidates be the one that scile because like one day Joe Biden wakes up he's raised by Puerto Ricans he was a truck driver and has oil cancer yeah and then what if the next day he wakes up and mistakes XII ping for Emperor hio and then tries to attack him with the Intrepid Museum is that is that his name do you call him X ping I do all the cool guys do X yeah X when we were working out with him last year at the summit remember we were like hey XI get your

PRS up X yeah yeah pyro yes these do you believe these swing state polls because you know what's going to happen I mean what can I say about the voting that the Democrats they know how to they know how to get those votes like the mailin situation I mean how much of this can I say they're going to find a lot of votes in those areas aren't they I think the way you can couch it Tom is to basically say Democrats are better at elections than Republicans in every single state even if it's a Republica

n state Democrats know how to run elections they know how to maximize votes and Republicans for whatever reason are not good at that that said Republicans need to wake up because obviously this is an important election and when it comes to the polls I I I think it's important to discuss the polls I think it's to important to look for Trends but if Republicans start getting cocky with these polls that show oh Trump's winning in all the swing States you don't win in March you win in November so th

ey need to keep the foot on the gas and they need to make sure that they're mobilizing those swing state independent non-committed voters there aren't a lot of them I mean let's face it everybody you know probably has decided who they're going to vote for in November but for those people who haven't yet decided Trump needs to be laser focused in getting in communicating to them that I'm not going to be dangerous I'm going to defend America's interest I'm not going to be the end of democracy the

other guy is and when it comes to treating humans and Americans equally I'm the guy to do that he needs to be laser focused on that and I think he's getting there Republicans need to follow suit with him the entire party and no more this waiting till election day we got to get in there and vote early like I know Republicans don't want to do I don't like to pay taxes but I do it because I have a difference in philosophy though it's we think of priv voting as a privilege and something you earned t

he right to do we don't want we don't I'm speaking in generalities but like that's how we generally think about it is and the other side tends to think about it is just get all the numbers you can that's why you see the Mass Text is like we'll sign you up come vote we're most of us like it's a it's a right it's a right of passage you talk about it you take off work you plan around it it's one of the when you when I do it I think about my grandmother when she had earned the right to vote like it'

s a it seems to be more of a personal thing to Republicans B that's why mail and voting and stuff like oh no you do you got to do your partes want to do their part that's not going to work this year they got to get out there and vote early am I right hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else