Hey!! Where am I?

*ting* What is happening, brother? Is this a TV channel? Hey Amina, how are you? I’m on TV. This is interrogation footage. Introduce yourself. Oh, umm Bismillahir rahmanir rahim, Assalamu alaikum. I am Khaled Mia. What do you do for living? I support “NoUkA” What do you mean? No no no…. “DhAnEr ShIsH” Are you kidding me? I asked about your occupation. What do you do? Oh no, I am unemployed. Okay now, tell us the whole story. Why did we arrest you, and what crime you’ve done. Yes.. They arrested

me because I kidnapped Antik Mahmud. Yes. Yo, Japan, Where are you? In your heart. I waited for 30 minutes. If you keep me waiting any longer, I'll drag you through your ass from the heart. I’m coming,(x2) You know how Dhaka’s traffic jams are, right? Why aren’t you driving the car? Vroom...Peep peep. Popcorn popcorn. Brother, give me something, I haven't had lunch yet. Bonjour! Why is there a French guy in Dhaka’s jam? Moshi Moshi Antik saan! Hah, Shakil it’s japanese. Sorry, in my defence, I a

lmost forgot it because of work. It’s okay, I understand you are a busy guy. I won’t take much time. I came here to give you this. Is groom's name actually Uganda? Is my name actually Japan? Point Anyways, I’m very happy for you,man. Finally it’s your marriage day. We’ll have a lot of fun. Just make sure the date is not Friday, Well it is Friday. Isn't this normal to have the ceremony on Friday? Off day you know. I have a plan on Friday with my fan-followers. You know, Famtik. Come on Antik. Wha

t should I do? There are some problems in famous life. Brother, can I take a picture with you? See?! Our fans became our life somehow. I know it's difficult to understand my situation. But my life and your life are not the same. Brother I didn’t told you to take a selfie, I told you to take our picture. You don’t know who I am? No brother. I am Antik Mahmud. I’m Tawhid Afridi!! It’s actually a exception, Usually there are a lot of fan followers here and there. Okay I believe you. But this Friday

Antik please... I have plans for this Friday. Do it another Friday? I have another work on another Friday. Antik, I'm your friend. Japan… Why are you mad this much? Are you on your period? Why are girls less understanding? Don’t they understand I have different priorities? Brother, are you Antik Mahmud? Woah, are you Famtik? What do you want? Wanna take some pictures? Oh, you want an autograph in your handkerchief? I don’t have any markers. Why didn’t anything happen? I haven't added chloroform

in it yet. Then why did you give me this? I thought you want to wipe your nose. You goat! I want to make him unconscious. Speak quietly he’ll hear everything. Are you listening? No brother. See, he isn’t listening. No problem. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Wait, wait,waittt.. Help Help Help Wait, wait,waittt.. Help Help Help Leave me!! Leave.. Shut up. Give me the handkerchief. You want to clean your nose? No! Stop it! Hey manik, Hey Ratan, I’ve given you one job and you couldn’t do it. Sorry brother. We

’re not used to it. I told you to add chloroform. Is it too hard to do? Give it to me. You guys are making a mistake. Woaahhhh, I have to do it like this? Do come to my marriage,don’t miss. Bye bye. Hi! I am Antik’s shameless soul. Do you guys know that, Antik Mahmud brings a new book to this year's book fair. Coin Toss and Noman 5. You’ll get Coin Toss from Dhaka comics, And Noman 5 from Tamrolipi. You can get other Antik mahmud book from Tamrolipi We’ll meet at The book fair. Byebye. Don't tel

l Antik that I came here. Tata! Assalamu alaikum brother. Are you awake? Don’t be scared!! Why are you scared? You guys kidnapped me. Okay you can be a little scared. You know who I am? If I give a status about you, My fan’s will catch you immediately. I’ve already done it through your phone. I wrote on your social media that, “We kidnapped Antik Mahmud. If anyone wants to save him, give us 50 lakh Tk. I’ll give you the location to give money on my next status.” You did a great mistake, Now Famt

ik will find you. Brother is this your new video script? One comment Brother you did a great job by kidnapping him. Khaled nur bettar! Moye Moye! If the ransom is 45 taka, we agree. Will we get the delivery by this winter? Or the next one? Huh! At least my team will not leave me. When they know…! Antik bhai got kidnapped We need to call known powerful people Yes, make it fast. Otherwise all the work will remain pending! Isn't that better if work is paused? Can someone else call? My balance is fi

nished. Yes mine too… You could just take emergency loan. Are you all stupi.. Sorry… Leave it. Do you guys think my family forgot about me? Our only child has grown up a lot, no? Dad, who is this? This? Isn’t he our helping boy? I will escapeeee No one will come to save me. I'll escape! Hey, stop! There's no point. Huh? Huh?(2) Where am I!? Just a ruti and cucumber? Can I get some mayonnaise? Sorry…. Hey Khalid Mia, are you there? The Evil guy is here! You guys hide brother Why what happened? J

ust keep quiet. If he gets to know, we cannot save you Assalamu Alaikum Sumon Bhai! Won’t you let me enter your house? How do I invite you in a poor person's house? What’s up with the money? Yes, here. Why so less? Sumon bhai, give me some days. I think I can give you a good news. I got a good source. What is that? My phone! What will you do with this phone? I am keeping this. Don't go to the search history… What did I just hear? I think Manik and Roton are playing inside Please don't mind. What

ever… I am coming back in 3 days I have to have the money properly Yes, brother. I don't have to explain what will I do if I don't get the money…. You know me. My name is bamboo-baba Shumon. Are you sure there is no one in your house? No brother. You don't worry You will get your money Tthat's why you kidnapped me? What do you mean you will not give my money back? You are doing injustice to us. We could never pay this back even if you kill us . The next day we found my wife dead body in front o

f our house. The whole body was covered with scars by bamboo. We don't even have any eye witness so we can do anything. But we all the who did this. Please forgive us Antik bhai. A lot of people are in trouble taking loan from him Mokhles bhai.. Amina apa.. Rustom.. If we get your ransom, we can repay our loan. We will also send you where you came from I swear You never kidnapped anyone before, right? I like the fact that you are taking responsibilities for everyone's pain but brother My fan fol

lowers aren't going to pay you anything I have to pay that money and I don't have that much money But you said… in your video I saw… Who is seeing a red light in his business how come his name is Neel (Blue) Nafees? I do the actual business Khalid Farhan makes course for everyone. I make course for collect Farhan I am the actual rich Everyone buy my course. I mean… Sometimes you have to…. My everything is done! Don't worry. We will find a solution. How? First of all we have to make a proper plan

. To notedown, we need a spreadsheet It's okay we can’t manage a spreadsheet. We can analyse the revenue stream of the village. What is the USP of the people of the village? Then we will bring some tweak in the key elements And see If we can bring any profit and increase the gross margin… Gross margin increases the net profit Then if we properly collect those... Are you guys understanding? Why would I feel cold if I have Speed? I said spreadsheet…not speed sheet. Call everyone you can. Brother

s, what is this? Cow. And what did I just collect? Cow’s milk We need this milk as raw material in several businesses that you take to the cities from villages. If you can yourself start a business of Milk products like yogurt butter cheese sweet ice cream then you can bring a lot of extra money in your house. Brother cows don't provide milk. Cow or cattle same thing… No brother is not the same. That is cow. This is cattle That's why I was wondering why is this colour weird I never asked. What

do you do generally? Nothing. Unemployed. Why? Don't you have any preference? I don't get time except for thinking about the villagers. My preference! How long will you go with this? One day you will feel bad about yourself comparing yourself with others. You're not wrong though. You surely want to be something. As you're saying… I want to do “politrix” Hehe… politics Yes, that. I want to keep everyone happy I heard doing politics, everyone cares about you. Won't Bamboo-baba be scared of me too

then? I guess so. What would you do? Nouka or Dhaner Shish (political parties) Which one gives more money? You will make it Your life is peaceful, no? Peace as in? You don’t have to worry about anyone like me. You can lead your life smoothly. You can say that. If you care too much about people around you, you can't grow. You can't have success But what if you don’t have anyone to be happy about your success? Doesn’t that feel bad? "Flashbacks" Khaled bhai! I think the money is managed Is the mon

ey managed? 50 lakhs? Shit Shit (x2) Shit (x3) Shit (x4) Shit (x5) Shit (x6) Its's fine. We can do something. How much do we have? Antik bhai.... No really. We can do something. We at least started with something. We don't have time. We have to go to him today. Yes, let me think of something in between. It's okay Leave it. I knew that we can't do anything in these few days. Th…then why didn’t you stop me? I don't know. I was about to, but… I saw everyone happy after the longest time. That's why

I didn’t want you to stop. "I want to keep everyone happy doing politics." You should escape. What? You are under our nose. How!? Go away! What will happen to Bamboo-baba? Rascal, you won't bring any money! and kidnap someone in my are without telling me! The audacity! What did you think? You'll roam around with someone else’s phone and I won't know!? Not this…wait Where is this guy whom you kidnapped? I will take his ransom now You won't tell? Shall I send you up? Just the way I did to your wif

e? Oh no! I am exposed! But what's the point? There's no evidence. These is! What did you think? I'm scared of you? Have you seen my bamboo? Everyone is scared of me! I am Bamboo-baba Shumon! Everyone avoids her too. “Avoid Afa” They are simple villagers. They can't do it! I don’t understand. He didn’t do anything, officer. I'm sorry. The complain we received about your kidnapping, The culprit is him. Who complained? Who cares about m… Antik bhai… You called the police to find me? I didn’t come

to your wedding, still? Sorry… I will care about everyone including you trust me. I will start caring right away. See… Is your period over? "I won't sing any song without you."