Hip-Hop Stars Take Over | Badshah | Ep 287 | The Kapil Sharma Show | New Full Episode

Thank you! Please take your seat. Archana, wow! Hoodie and all, wow! Life has become so fast. We don't realise when kids grow up. When he starts tasting water in his dad's whiskey bottle that's when you realise that your son is grown up. News has become so fast. In the olden days, the news reader used to narrate news very comfortably. Greetings! The Prime Minister of India, Rajiv Gandhi met the President of the US, Ronald Reagan. They had a lot of time to even add prefixes to their names. These

days, they're so fast. Putin met Biden. There is no time! At least tell us that he's the president. Use an honorary prefix or something. Call him Mr Biden. But they don't have time. Earlier, they had so much time that even a person about to be suspended - was taken with respect. - Oh! Ms Archan Puran Singh has been suspended from her post. [laughs] - Thank you. - They had time. Food has also become fast. Especially, in Mumbai, people board a bus while eating "Vada Pav". They don't have time. A p

erson is eating "Vada Pav" and so is a beggar standing next to him. He gets confused whether he's the client or the staff. [laughs] Both are eating the same thing. Earlier, it used to take 25 minutes to drape a "Dhoti". Then the vest, shirt and would take about 30 minutes to get ready. These days, they have "Dhotis" with elastic waist. - Yes. - Just slide into it and pull it up. - But it's risky too. - Why? If your right leg crosses the left then the "Dhoti"... [clapping] Look at the songs these

days, they're so fast. Earlier, people took four minutes to recite a poem. "Not just my heart" - "take my life too." - Wow! "Not just my heart." "You" "take my life too." They wouldn't recite the next line until everyone has answered. And a rapper sings two songs in that duration. Quickly! - Yeah. - And these songs thrive amongst the youth. It has energy and people love it. It makes people energetic! Today, we're going to be high on energy here. Because the top rappers of India are going to be

here. - Wow! - To not race your heart, I would like to call with a round of applause Badboyshah, the one and only, Badshah. Thank you for all the love. Badshah, I welcome you! I forgot to show off this print. Welcome, Badshah! - Thank you! - He's calling the girls crazy. And the girls are going crazy. If we call girls crazy, she will hurl curses at us. But girls don't mind him saying it. I saw your song "Jugnu". Wow! - Thank you. - It's a great song! And [clapping] It's very popular. It has more

than three dozen models. [laughs] You could only find so many girls at a "Panipuri" stall. But he broke that record. I saw "Bahubali" and Kattappa didn't have as many soldiers. He has as many... You got it, right? Kattappa didn't have as many soldiers as much as he... Kattappa didn't have as many soldiers as the number of models in his song. [laughs] We can't even say that you keep a model like the other singers. Because he can hide two behind him. [laughs] You're looking so fit! You have a pro

blem with me having two models. You act in films with three heroines. [music playing] - Not three, there were four. - Yes, four. This notorious man had written the film. Yes, he did. He had only two girls in his script, Kapil added two more. - Yes. - Add two more. If four girls appear in a two-hour film then what's the problem? There are 300 girls in a 3 minute song. Count that! [clapping] Badshah's style and he's so handsome, sporting great clothes and shoes. It's. The name Badshah suits him. H

e couldn't have been named Chintu or Pintu. People earn money, they have their interests. Some people invest in real estate, some people invest in jewellery. Archana has invested in four goons. If she likes some jewellery, they rob it for her. If she likes someone's plot they reach there with sticks. Similarly, Badshah has invested in shoes. Really? How many shoes do you have? I have bought 400 or 500 and many are gifted. [laughs] - You look great! - Thank you! We're going to enjoy ourselves tod

ay. - Yeah. - The next rapper has a name that rhymes. - Guess! - Giraftar. [laughs] You don't have to guess about yourself. [laughs] Let's pace your hearts and call upon Raftaar! Please welcome! Woah! [music playing] Woah! Thank you for all the love! - Raftaar, welcome to the show. - Thank you so much. - You have come here for the first time. - I have waited for a long. Your name means speed. Why did you take time to come here? [laughs] Raftaar, tell me something. The priest gives a name to the

child. Did a horseman name you? Which means speed. Your songs have gained popularity quickly. That's amazing. - Thank you so much. I kept my name. - What's the secret behind? - Okay. - Let me tell you. - Shall I tell you my real name? - Yes. [laughs] Kalathil Kulir Devadasan Dilin Nair. [applause] Wow. Raftaar sings rapidly. Only one person can compete with him. The one who says this in an ad. Mutual stocks are subjected to market risk. Please read the documents carefully. All investments depend

on the volatility of the market. - It might go up or down. - Kapil. This is... Oh. Wow, bro. But he loves us so much that he forgot to wear a T-shirt inside the jacket today. I love your style, bro. Like they say in Mumbai, in a hurry. - I came in a hurry when I got the news. - No. You look nice. - You sing great songs. Congratulations. - Thank you. - Give a round of applause. - Thank you so much. [applause] It's winters in the north. But Badshah is rocking this season. He has a big tour from D

ecember to March. I saw the trailer. It felt like a blockbuster movie. [applause] See how much the people love you. They love you. The youth is crazy about you. But the uncle at the back is also cheering for you. Even his claps are off beat. Where is the tour happening? There are eight cities. It's starting from Mumbai. All of you are invited. The whole world knows that you are going to have a tour. You will receive a call from a woman. - For free passes. - Free passes. And if you get friendly,

she will ask you if you can arrange her stay as well. [laughs] Don't I have a house? Did I say your name? The guilty speaks first. [laughs] All your taunts are directed towards one woman and that's me. She speaks the truth. [laughs] When Badshah came to the industry, he said he just wants to make music. But now look at him. He is a judge at a reality show. He is acting in films. He is acting in music videos and hosting award functions. Someone was telling me that he will drive the upcoming bulle

t train as well. [laughs] What else do you do? Do you do embroidery as well? Huh? - Do you stitch clothes on the saree? - Yes. What else is remaining? There is a special bulb. Which one? The filament used in it is heavier than a regular bulb. We make that as well. - The fuse which keeps moving. - Yes. - We need to put it in. - We make that in our factory. Yes. [laughs] It's there. Wow. Raftaar's mother tongue is Malayalam. But he sings songs in Haryanvi and Punjabi accents. Like 'Dhaakad Hai', '

Ghana Kasoota Lage'. Do you like these languages? Or you feel that the swag lies in them? I like unity in diversity. Wow. [applause] - I am the nation, Bharat. - Amazing. But, Raftaar, can you sing 'Ghana Kasoota Lage' in Malayalam? That's why I sing in Haryanvi. [laughs] Try it, Raftaar. I don't have the words. That's why I replied to save myself. [laughs] Look, the King and Badshah of the rap world are here. Let's call Raftaar now. Wow. Let's call them. It takes a lot of work. Let's call the o

ne who is a princess but she has Raja in her name. Please welcome Raja Kumari. I felt that the shooting is not happening in the film city for the first time but it's happening in Mexico. Wow, Raja Kumari. - You are looking fab. What a performance. Wow. - Thank you. [applause] Let me tell you. Our girl's song has been nominated for Grammy awards. Give a round of applause. What can be more joyous than this? That you are invited to our show right after that. Wow. What a growth. [laughs] - Do you un

derstand Hindi? - I understand everything. - Oh wow. - But I find it difficult to speak. If you have any problem, I can also... I mean... [laughs] - I am practising these days. - Even I can speak in English. Make her understand. Raja Kumari, tell me something. We call the daughter of the king, Rajkumari. You are Raja Kumari. How did you get the name? Because all the men should call me king. [applause] Wow. What did you say? - All men should call... - King, right? Amazing. - All men should call h

er Raja. - Right. Please teach me English. - Yes. - I will stop talking to her. [laughs] [theme music playing] And now I would like to welcome the one who is the King of Rap music and we fed him Paneer Tikka. [audience applauding] He described it to be very spicy! And he was destined to come here. Very well! Please welcome! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the one who crossed cities to come here, - the one and only, Ikka! - Ikka! Yay! Welcome, bro! Welcome! A big round of applause for Ikka. [audien

ce applauding] Ikka is an old friend of mine. Let me tell you his real name is Ankit Singh Patial. When you found out that the name Badshah is booked and so is King and Raja, an ace is all that you're left with. Is this what you thought of? Why did you name yourself Ikka? Brother, as a child, I told my father that there are six boys named Ankit in my house. I wanted to change me name to avoid the confusion. My father refused to change the name. - Let's make it short to 'Akki'. - Okay. On reading

'Akki' reverse, it says 'Ikka'. I got my name from my own name. [audience applauding] This is a small story behind me name. Ikka is very sweet! He sang the rap for my first film, 'Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon' written by Anukalp sir. He came with Dr. Zeus to help me with the beat rap. Love you, bro! Thank you for that. [audience applauding] When I told Archana ma'am that Badshah, Ikka, King and Raja are our guests today, she started dreaming of winning a lakh and a half rupees. I had to clear that th

ey aren't cards but names of singers. Archana ma'am has a query. Your unique names like King, Badshah, Ikka, Raja Kumari and Raftaar are chosen by you or allotted by The Rapper Association. [laughing] Brother, he is our Rapper Association. - Actually! - He is the entire association! The topmost rappers of India are here with us today. Welcome to the show. Let's have some fun. The night has just begun, brother. Let's call a fantastic rapper on stage. Please welcome Dino James. - Yay! - Whoa! Welc

ome, bro! Welcome! Superb! I would like to share something interesting about Dino. He creates his songs based on his experiences. He wrote 'Failure' when he was struggling but things were not working out. He wrote 'Girlfriend' when he had a break up. So, brother, you new song 'Keede'... [laughing] [music playing] When did you write this? We dance with beats but the raps are so inspiring as well. Because of all of you, so many youngsters want to explore the world of rapping. They're trying to wri

te as well. Congratulations to all of you! [audience applauding] - Please come, Dino. Welcome to the show. - Thank you. - It's time for our next guest who is extremely talented. - Wow! And it's time to call her because 'who else if not her?'. Yay! Please welcome Srushti Tawade! Beautiful! You go, girl! - Superb! - Marvellous! Welcome, Srushti! A tiny don! - Welcome to the show, Srushti! - Thank you. Your song 'Main nahin toh kaun be' has become viral. Is this really a rap written by you or did y

ou threaten anyone before? And made a rap out of it as it fits the meter. This is what I think in my mind when I look at people around me in auditions or interviews. Who else other than me will get selected? Woah! Another question for the people who do rap. You all are extremely confident. But it always looks like you have a lot of anger suppressed. Why are you angry? Are you not paid well? - What's the matter? - I am not angry. - What was this then? - Is this what anger looks like? - She isn't

angry. - That's not what anger looks like. That's how she is. - But she isn't angry. - No, she is not angry. - She isn't angry. - She just bites the neck for fun! [laughing] For example, a boy comes to meet her for an arranged marriage and he asks for some time to think, she would be after his life saying, 'Who else if not me?' [laughing] She would ask the same question to his father if he is yet to answer. [laughing] [song playing] [song playing] [song playing] Woah! - Greeting, Kapil sir. - Gr

eetings! Yoo! Please share the 'Yoo' among yourselves. - Kapil sir! - Yes. Please introduce me! I am dressed as Naved sir today! I suggest you should apologise. It might save your life. Why are you here though? I came here because I got news that legends are here. I do poetry. All of you perform at concerts. I have seen your concert and I enjoyed a lot. And that's why I started doing concert-cum-gathering. I jumped on people after my concert-cum-gathering just like you'll jump on people after yo

ur concert. My audience also lifted me up. The only difference is that they let me fall on the ground first. [laughing] They didn't want to risk getting smashed under me. They lifted me after I fell off. - I understood two things that day. - What is that? I forgot because I hurt my head. [laughs] - One thing that I learnt. - What is it? When you don't remember it, then don't mention it. It's right. [laughs] [laughs] - But I'm happy. - About what? I'm farting but none of you seem to have a proble

m. [laughs] - You aren't able to digest it. - It's not so difficult. [whistles] [laughs] Raja Kumari, how are you? I'm fine. How are you? I'm fine. It is often seen that women or females - are very... - What are you trying to say? - I'm trying to say that women... - We got it! Nobody has been able to understand women, how did you manage? [laughs] Raja Kumari, if you want I can parcel him to America - and you do what you want. - Don't get aggressive. I'm not here for myself. I want nothing. I'm h

ere for my son. I know that you all are youth icons. Teach him something about life. I want him to do well in life. I will introduce you to him. - Yes. - Please come. [song playing] [laughs] Hello, brother! Woah! - Wow! - Wow, this is amazing. [laughs] - Hi, Archana! - Hi! - Hi, Kapil. - Hi. Oh, my God! I just love what you're wearing. This shirt and the hairdo. This is amazing. My God! - Oh, my God! - I salute all of you. Yo, brother! Okay. Firstly, I would - say that I'm his biggest... - I hat

e you! Oh, thank you. I hate you. Firstly, I'm a big fan. Badshah, I tell you! [laughs] [laughs] Wow! Wow! I swear this is huge. I've always had a question that I wanted to ask. Ask me. Badshah, how are your horses and elephants? It's an old joke. Looking at Badshah and asking about his horses and elephants. How is your empire? It's such an old joke. Try something new. - Like? - Like, Badshah how is your spice trade going on? [laughs] - This is not done, Dad. - Huh? Who doesn't make compromises?

I hate you. Thank you. But you made an old joke too. It's the same thing. Only the style is different. Wow! Oh, I'd like to seriously tell you that you stink. Please go! It's my vest that's stinking. [laughs] Try to understand the difference between a vest and an expression. Okay. We can express ourselves. - But a vest can't. - Yes. But if a vest begins to speak then it will fight for its rights. To find out why she is under the shirt. Am I not pretty? Can't I be on top? Then the underwear will

fight taking inspiration from the vest. And the underwear will request to be on top of the pants. Why am I under? The pant would want to replace the shirt. The shirt will become the bottom and the pant on top. If clothes start fighting then it won't be good for us. Think about it. Maybe, you'll fight in your area and the other person is coming to fight with you and he wants to tear your clothes. We don't have clothes. So what can he tear? I'm really sorry. [laughs] What? I'm very sorry. Why are

you saying sorry? I'm saying sorry to all of them. Had I not mentioned the vest then you wouldn't have spoken so much. - We won't have to listen. - Dad. But, anyways. Let's focus on the reason why I'm here. Shall I remind you? I want to become a part of their group. I will make it happen. Look. There's a King, an Ace... [laughs] Oh no! Woah! If you want something average in your group then take him. - So... - Yes. No, he's very talented. Show it to them. I would like to sing my dad's song for y

ou. Let's hear it for him! [laughs] - He is too good. - Well. He wants to sing my song. - He's so principled. - I'm so touched. Please sing. [singing] [laughs] [singing] [singing] [singing] [cheering] [laughs] So, this is your father's song. - Yes. - Dad? I will sing my son's song. [laughs] Sure. It's a rebuttal. [singing] [singing] There's a line left. [singing] Okay. Wow! Alright, I get it. Firstly, which son's song is this? If you can sing a random song and call it your dad's. Then can't I si

ng Udit Narayan's son's song? [clapping] It's not easy to be me. That's not true. It's easy to be you. In life there are paths, and destinations. This is done. [laughs] [laughs] Very talented! Did you see it? You mimicked so well. How do you manage it? My son is very talented. It was fun! [laughs] - What is this? - Well. Edit his part from the episode. [laughs] Remove him from the episode. He's not worth it. Good. You did a good job. Do it on YouTube. But that's something for here. I wanted to p

erform for them. [laughs] - Just a minute. It's here. - Super cool! - Sing this. - Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. Alright, here I go. [laughs] "Five kilos of sugar, two kilos of tea leaves." "Two kilos of black pulses." "Bring this while coming." Oh! Oh, Dad! This is not done. - Both of them. - Wow! - Too good! - Wow! I'll need something pro. Sing if you wish to. Or else, you won't get the lyrics again. If you want to act smart then run away from here. Oh! - I'm really sorry! - It's okay. P

lease give me another chance to show my talent. A chance to prove your talent? He deserves a chance. What do you think? Should I give him a chance? - Yes. - You deserve another chance. I can add music as well. - Can you? - Yes. Look at this. [vocalising] What's going on? There is something to follow. Have you'll placed a mic somewhere else on my son's body? [laughing] You post pictures for your fans on social media platforms. - Those pictures are flooded with interesting comments. - Oh my! This

is interesting. This picture is posted by Badshah. It says, "That's how I am!". - "Revealing more tomorrow!" - Oh God! Let's have a look at the comments. Bankrupt Badshah! [laughing] Somebody wrote, "I would like to enlighten you that we have evolved into humans from monkeys around seven lakh years ago. And we have also stopped living on the trees. You can get off that tree now." Show us more. [laughing] "Ranveer Singh had posted a picture after saying the same but mind you we are not interested

in seeing you that way." Oh my! - This is too good, brother. - No! Another one, please. Raftaar has posted this which says, "Only the real ones will see - four... - Rupees! - Rupees? - R's! - Okay! - That's too good! Let's have a look at the comments. "Brother, we couldn't notice four rupees anywhere. Tell us if they're four coins of one rupee or two notes of two rupees. Oh no! Somebody replied saying, "I wish I could block you from Raftaar's account." - This is nice! "He means he has to change

the tyre due to six punctures." [laughing] Let's move ahead. "He is here to check if his driver is keeping the AC on while waiting." [laughing] "Move if you are done. I need to drive my car now." [laughing] Oh, my God! This must be Badshah's comment. Show us more. Ikka has posted this picture with the caption, "Tridev.". Let's have a look at the comments. "You can go to the moon after wearing a helmet on this." [laughing] "When a person is dressed like this before stepping out in winter means h

e is going to buy groundnuts and sweetmeat." [laughing] "Brother, don't listen to your friends. They make you wear anything by appreciating for the sake of it." [laughing] Oh! Next! This picture is posted by King. "Like the good old facebook days!" Oh my! Let's have a look at the comments. "He has surely met this girl for an arranged marriage which justifies the gap between them." To which someone replied, "Brother, there will be a child sitting between them in that gap." Oh my! [laughing] - Fut

uristic! - Show us some more. "Keep looking around. The police could be there any minute." [laughing] This was good! Somebody replied, "Why do they have benches in parks when nobody is allowed to sit there." Someone replied, "Because you don't sit on them." [laughing] [comical music playing] Oh! [laughing] Oh! Dino posted a picture with the caption "D". - Wow! - D! Let's have a look at the comments. "He is waiting for some money so that he can add the roof." [laughing] "My mood is equally spoile

d because of the CNG queue." - My brother! - "Nobody is sitting next to you which means you are a singer as well as single." Woah! "The rains, car and loneliness. He's waiting for the bar to open." Let's go ahead. Show us some more. It's true! "Eight thousand!" Brother, what does eighty thousand mean? Brother, there is a famous meme that says, - "The shoes are worth 80 thousand rupees." - "Sell you house." - "You'll have to sell your house to buy them." - Okay. - They are not worth 80 thousand r

upees though. - More expensive! That's how expensive the blanket is. Let's have a look at the comments. "Wow! Shoes worth 80 thousand rupees. Can they make a call too?" [laughing] Really! What are you saying, man? "Practise well or buy good shoes so that it's take easier to run." Oh! Another one! "When the shopkeeper calls for two sizes of the same design." [laughing] - Oh my! - A walk down the memory lane! Show us more. Raftaar has just added a fork. Let's have a look at the comments. "Why have

they added a fan in front of the cooler?" [laughing] Someone replied, "It's a helicopter and not a cooler." Somebody else wrote, "Incomplete knowledge can be dangerous." Let's move ahead. "Raftaar brother, this plane has only two blades of fan. Adding one more will make the plane fly faster." A reply to this, "Mr. Shashi Tharoor recruited you as the CEO of his airline company after reading your comment." Somebody replied, "He doesn't have an airline." "You are anyway not an engineer." [laughing

] Show us more comments. Oh! Ikka! Come on! "I have filled with greed, I am filled with sin, You will find yourself when you take a glimpse inside me." [audience applauding] Let's have a look at the comments. "We are inside of you and we have no sorrows, you are intoxicated, pass the rum in your hand now." [laughing] "You should own an expensive car for this picture or a friend who owns an expensive car." Let's go to the next one. - Oh! - King has posted this, "Understood?" He is counting notes

outside Raja Tent. - Raja tent house! - He understood the assignment! But it's so inspiring to reach from the tent house to here. Huh? - Oh, didn't that belong to him? - Oh, man! Let's have a look at the comments. "The income in the business of tents is not that great. Always keep a count of bowls and spoons as they go missing." He is right! "He is very talented. His tongue can tell if any note is real or not. [laughing] "Don't count notes like this as some people keep them in their boxers." Yuc

k! [laughing] Show us some more. "No evil-eye!" - Very nice picture. - Thank you. - Let's look at the comments on Raja Kumari's picture. - Uh-oh! "She is wondering that this dress was looking good online." [laughing] "You reminded me of buying a blue ball pen for my exam tomorrow." Oh, man! "You just need to cover your face to be totally safe from mosquito bites." [laughing] Next one. Dino has posted this picture with an umbrella. Let's have a look at the comments. "This boy takes salary from Di

no and holding it over that girl." [laughing] "That man behind has grown a beard but hasn't grown a face yet." [laughing] [laughing] Next one! "Break dance. Captured by..." Wow, brother! Let's have a look at the comments. "When she says that there is nobody at home." [laughing] "Sir, I work at a hotel and looking at this picture I can say, sometimes only one person is responsible for a broken bed instead of two." [applauding] Next one, please. Ikka has posted this, "You'll spin tomorrow." He als

o wrote, "Dry". Let's have a look at the comments. "Brother, I don't see any dry land looking at the vibe." We have royal juices. Royal juices? Did Humayun extract them? [laughs] What? Look at our guests, Badshah, King, Raja will they have ordinary things? They need something royal. Wow! - Greetings! - Hey! All of you have added grace to our show. And you have ruined it! Why are you wandering like Daler Mehendi's horse? Daler Mehendi's horse. Where did you steal this "Sherwani" from? I didn't st

eal it. I earned it. - Brother. - Why are you here? I'm not here to become a horse. Let me come back to my real form. Don't clap now, or else, he will assume it was a good move. Why are you clapping when he's taking off his jacket? Why are you here? Badshah, he appears on every episode. - What is happening? - Brother. - I have a business idea for you. - Oh. It's great. You have millions of fans. You make such expensive songs. - Sit down. - Isn't it? - You have millions of fans. - Yes. You make s

uch expensive songs. And you get millions of views. So I had an idea of borrowing some money from you. I will make a 3D film. First focus on your vitamin D. If your knees go weak, it will dry up like your face. Just how miserable your face is! Your face is a like a dancer from Uzbekistan. [laughs] Hey! - Where are you coming from? - Only he doesn't respect me. Otherwise, I have a lot of respect. He just learned to say this word. I don't focus on unnecessary things. Where do you focus? I am very

focused. - Somebody has rightly said. - What? Those who focus ahead, don't turn back. Wow! Amazing! He has been sucking on Mr Gulzar's thumb sorry toes. [laughs] He's my college friend. I will arrange for a Qawwali to celebrate him and ask them not to start singing but while they clap, I will place his face on their hands. [laughs] He just fools around all day. Let me tell you that when the nurse saw me first she said that I will become a rapper someday. That nurse is undergoing treatment. [laug

hs] She had a fake degree. I'm a humble guy. But, sorry, I'll share a secret. I met Badshah behind the sets and told me that it was better I turned out to be a comedian. Or else, we would've been competitors. - Oh! - Yes. [clapping] That was a controversial statement. Leave, Raju! Don't bother the guests. Why are you disturbing them? One artist can never be bothersome to another artist. - Sir, I am very dedicated. - Who is the second artist? [laughing] No problem! I am very dedicated and hard wo

rking. And I have a picture of Charlie Chaplin at my house. And I perform in front of that picture every day. And furiously, Charlie Chaplin tore out of the poster and ran behind him with his stick. He hid himself and Charlie Chaplin removed his poster by himself. [laughing] Your face is like that of a witch's wallet. Why don't you add lace to your cunning face? Why don't you add lace! I swear! The shoes of the army of Argentina look just like your face. [laughing] Brother, forget about him. I a

m really... - I want a suggestion from you. - Yes. You have released many songs in many films. Sir, I am at his show and I am doing good on TV. Good things happened to you after you came here. I wanted to shift to Bollywood because of his taunts. Woah! Come on now! Move it. Give me one suggestion if I should do a comedy film or an action film? You go ahead with comedy and the public will take action against you. They will beat you till you give up on the floor. Oh, man! Start wearing an underwea

r on your face to get famous. It will be something unique! Wear a V-shaped one. [laughing] Adjust your chin on the V part. [laughing] Oh, my God! Don't believe anything he says, Raja Kumari ma'am. I listen to it because he is my childhood friend. But tell me, do I have any flaws? Can't I become a hero? [applauding] No way! So, either you can mend your face or meet a director with a bad choice! I am seeing your face since the last 50 years. 50 years? I am 35 years old. Are you going to look like

Tom Cruise after 15 years? It's going to be the same. What do you mean? I am as handsome as Tom Cruise since birth. This man is truly talented! He burps mutton after having Idli. He burps mutton after having Idli! Brother, I am Tom Cruise by birth as people bought tickets to see me as a child. Instead of a birth certificate, he had a charge sheet at birth. [laughing] People start suggesting to name the child after the birth. But they had to keep a prize money of one lakh rupees for anybody who w

ishes to take him. This is what his cuteness is like. - Tell me something. - When the nurse comes and shows people the boy or the girl. She came asking whose surname was Thakur and when they went she just passed him to them like this. [laughing] Tell me more. Brother, this theatre belongs to me. - Yes. - I promote songs along with movies here. - Okay. - And I promoted your song "Genda Phool" here. I have my personal Badshah and Jacqueline. - Shall I call them here for you? - Right now? - Sure. -

You have your own Badshah and Jacqueline? Come on, friends. This will stay here. Come on. [song playing] [song playing] It's your boy! Badshah! Please come here, sir! It's your boy! Badshah! Are they Badshah and Jacqueline? She looks like a boiled Jacqueline. How do they look the same? They are my personal... They should have been personal. Why did you get them here publicly? These are my so-called father-in-law and mother-in-law, sir. Son-in-law, I am not your mother-in-law today. I am Jacquel

ine today. Don't I look like her? You look like a penguin. [audience clapping and laughing] Oh God. You already looked like it. [laughter] Forget about him. Mr. Badshah, focus on me. "A butterfly on my waist" [singing Badhshah's song] [laughter and cheering] You look carefully if you can. It's a frog. There was a butterfly here earlier. The frog came and ate the butterfly. [laughter] Yes! Son-in-law, look here. It's your boy Badshah. Look. Let's rename him 'Haadsa' (Accident] It's your boy Haads

a! He's a very big accident. You go and find a conch in the sand. What has he come here for? You all have rapped but now just kidnap these two. My show will become clean. Take him too. Why me? Just kidnap them. How did you dare to make them Badshah and Jaqueline? Yes! - How could you? - We did not have the budget. [laughter] Even if you spend millions on them, they won't look like it. - I told them to make me Nora Fatehi, and not Jaqueline. - Damn! This bag of potatoes wants to be a bombshell. L

isten, I will give you Rs. 500 every day - don't let them come out. - I'll give you 1000, you keep them. - Hey! - Rs. 1000. Hey. He's my son-in-law. He earns well. He'll give you Rs. 500 but where will you give him from? He's so poor, he eats food thrown out by others. What are you saying? Can't you see Badhshah is here? I wanted to dance with him on his popular track. Why don't you romance him? No, I don't need him when I have the original. Badshah, please. Whoa [song playing] Come on. Go behin

d and eat. Bye. Friends, today we have the best rappers in India present here. If you feel you have some talent too then you can show them. Is there someone? Please come. Yes, sir. Come on. I am here brother! - He's copying you. - Full style. In his element. Okay, chew. When the sweetness finishes put it on a side then rap. - Kapil sir, I made a rap for you. - Please spare me. Sir, please listen to me once. Okay, go on. Who says there are just 8 wonders in this world? There is one more wonder in

this world. That too, in India. He is our own Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma! He is a rapper too. He's the eight and you're the ninth. He is everyone's friend and buddy. A friend is a friend to everyone. I can't become their aunt. He is very generous. Our own Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma. [clapping] - He's very kind-hearted... - What's your name? He makes everyone smile in this sad world. He makes everyone smile in this sad world. He does one great deed. He makes everyone smile in this sad world. My

friends keep praying for such a decent man. Such talent takes birth only once in a lifetime. Such talent takes birth only once in a lifetime. Only Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma. This is your love for me or I would have called the police. - I have a poem for you. - Is your gum still sweet? - Water is water. - What else will it be? - Sir, listen further. - There he goes again. Water is water. Water from the Ganges is water from the Ganges. - Comedy is comedy. - Okay. Who are you? [laughter] Comedy is

comedy but the comedy of Kapil Sharma's show is the best of all. [laughter] Please come here. He won't say anything. [laughter] - Thank you for your love. - Thank you. Please don't come back again. - What is your name? You did not tell us. - Amit Singh. - Where are you from? - I'm from Delhi. We enjoyed ourselves a lot, and everyone laughed. Even if water is water. A friend is a friend. [laughter] Archana cannot be a bandit. But thank you. We love Kapil. Look, they're wearing T-shirts with my n

ame. [cheering] - Where have you'll come from? - Pune. From Pune? Thank you so much for your love. Any other friend who wants to rap for us? Hello Kapil sir. Hello everyone. My name is Manish Sagar. - I have come from Agra, Uttar Pradesh. - Okay. When were you released from the asylum there? - My name is Ali Wali. - What is your name? My name is Ali Wali. My job is to study. My job is to study and I will give you knowledge. I will...give you...knowledge. Say it again, it's okay. Very hard. What

does the public say? My name is Ali Wali. It's my job to study. And you are trying to teach me. I'm not trying to teach you. I'm teaching you, you are teaching me. Do you understand? - Did you understand? - No. I'm a dot, you are a dot. I'm a dot, you are a dot. Sorry, what does that mean? Why are you strumming the guitar? What were you saying? I am... you are... I am... you are... I am... you are... [laughter] I am... you are... - What is that? - I am...you are... What does this all mean? - It

means... - Did you get born or you appeared? I've added such words. I am... you are... Whether I make a trailer or a film. I don't know, I'm going from here. [laughter] Whether I make a trailer or a film. I'm fire, you are a coward. I'm a singer, you are a poet. Did you get it, bro? Manish I did not understand anything, please spare me. We won't do such an episode again. - Please forgive us. - Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Now leave. He's saying, leave. The rapper association asks you for forg

iveness. - Sorry. - Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. - Anyone else... - This is what happens, sir. Hello everyone and Kapil sir. My name is Asif Khan. I am from Uttar Pradesh. From a small town called Sidharth Nagar. All right. - I write rap too. - Yes, sing for us. The situation is that when we like some girl we try talking to her but she acts pricey. - How pricey? - A lot. This song is based on that. "You are expensive, just like wedding gowns." "You are expensive, just like wedding gowns."

"I love you, I hope you get it." "You are expensive, just like wedding gowns" "I love you, I hope you get it." "You're a modern girl" "and you love money." "You chase money which has no role here." "I love you truly." "You don't value it." "Money has no role here." "You don't value love." "Tell me." "You are expensive, just like wedding gowns." "I love you, I hope you get it." "Earning money is important." "We need money to spend." "Don't worry." "We will earn, our CM" "we will strike a deal wit

h him." [laughs] "Just say yes and we will build everything." "You are expensive, just like wedding gowns." "I love you, I hope you get it." Asif, if you're a writer then keep trying, you can get better. It's better to bring up "Lehengas" less. Thank you! - I like the... - Anybody else? - Yes, Sir. - Hi, guys! Let's go! Yo! [rapping] - Thank you. - Superb, brother! Superb! - Superb! - Great! Very good, Neeraj! - That one. - I can see a hand there. Yeah! - Please. - [cheers] - Hello, everyone! -

Hello! I'm Gunjan. From Borivali, Mumbai. - Welcome, Gunjan! - Yes. - I'm a big fan of yours. - Thank you. - Thank you. - I've brought a gift for you. Thank you. [clapping] Wow! - Wow! - Did you make it? My son. - You and your son? - Yes. Wow, it's beautiful, Ma'am. Thank you so much! Please give a big round of applause for our contestants. Today... [cheering] Come on! Today's evening was fun! It was filled with laughter and songs, Badshah. Well, otherwise, when people from the music industry co

me, I enjoy it a lot. I always want that. - Thank you very much. - Thank you. - Thank you. - You all made it fun! I would like to share something because we are all rappers. Some time back, it wasn't considered to be music. Thank you so much for inviting us here. Brother, love you! - Thank you so much! - Greetings! [clapping] - So. - You will start. Oh yeah, bro. [cheering] Keep laughing. Meet us every Saturday and Sunday. Goodnight! Love you all! Thank you! [singing]