Honest Government Ad | the Reserve Bank of Australia

hello I'm from The Reserve Bank of Australia you know the wankers who promise not to raise interest rates and then raise them 10 times in a row psych most people don't know what the RBA does which is just as well or this place would probably be on fire right now but did you know our job is to ensure the economic prosperity and Welfare of the Australian people what's that where did we go wrong oh sweetie we didn't you being broke ass in debt app or homeless app has ensured heaps of economic Prosp

erity just not yours like that time we pumped house prices with years of low interest rates sure that put home ownership forever Out Of Reach of all you losers I mean young people and sure it's settled those who did buy a house with some of the highest debt in the world but it made people who already own properties go my money don't jiggle jiggle it falls it makes me want to wiggle wiggle of course we couldn't have pumped house prices without help from other [ __ ] bags hello I'm from apra the b

ricks who failed to reign in dodgy lending even after the banking Royal commission explicitly warned us to and I'm from the [ __ ] party where we pumped the housing bubble even more by letting you raid your own Super by the way [ __ ] you for voting us out you're ungrateful all right all right where were we oh yes after luring you into [ __ ] tons of debt with low interest rates and Promises to Keep Them low we suddenly had to Jack them up to bring down inflation whoops is the inflation caused b

y your wages going up as we told you no it's mainly caused by the pandemic the war soaring company profits your wages actually went down last year but we said whatever let's make you work to lower the inflation you didn't cause by raising interest rates that force you to pay more of your lower wage on paying off the huge debt we got you into RBA announcements we just raised interest rates again [ __ ] you Australia accept all you property investors you can just pass it on to your tenants by jack

ing up their rent further fueling inflation reverse Bank of Australia ensuring wealth flows back from you to the rich of course there are other ways to manage Rising inflation hello I'm from the Australian government where we're about to release the budget sure we could help bring down inflation by reducing the cost of things like medicines hex and child care and we could fund all that by ditching these massive tax cuts for the rich which if passed would worsen inflation and we could reign in th

e price setting power of Corporations which also worsens inflation hello I'm from Qantas where despite record profits we jacked up our prices by the way thanks for bailing us out during the pandemic [ __ ] and yes we could protect the poorest from the pain of inflation by increasing job Seeker for all and we could pay for that by taxing the [ __ ] out of gas companies which made [ __ ] tons of extra profits from the war but why do all that when we can build a stadium nobody [ __ ] needs lure mor

e of you into debt with another [ __ ] scheme that will pump house prices and have a peace week review of the RBA that recommends shifting some deck chairs while young people and workers get [ __ ] over yet again by Rising inequality that's the spirit of Australia my money don't jiggle jiggle it falls it makes me want to wiggle wiggle authorized by the subcommittee for the deputy assistant to The Advisory Board of the acting Minister for the Department for doing [ __ ] all about anything really

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