Karens at a comedy show | Sugar Sammy

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA START A FIGHT HERE? SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MISS? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? GO AHEAD. ONE PERSON, ONE PERSON. LET'S START WITH HER. "I'M BORN IN QUEBEC, BUT I MOVED TO ONTARIO." YOU'RE BORN IN QUEBEC, BUT YOU MOVED TO ONTARIO. OK. LISTEN -- OH, LOOK. WHAT THE FUCK? LIKE, BOX H WANTS TO FIGHT WITH BOX C, OVER THERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? AND IT'S ALL WOMEN. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? LOOK. DUDES ARE LIKE SINCE THE ME TOO MOVEMENT WE CAN'T SAY SHIT. I GOTTA SIT DOWN AND LOOK AT THE

FUCKING FLOOR WHILE THESE WOMEN ACT ALL BELLIGERENT. IT'S WHITE WOMEN, TOO. LOOK, THE INDIANS ARE LIKE WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY DON'T THESE -- OH, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE. ALRIGHT. SEE, ANOTHER WOMAN. FUCKIN... AND IT'S THE SAME DEMOGRAPHIC, TOO. IT'S LIKE ALWAYS WOMEN BETWEEN THE AGES OF DIVORCE AND MENOPAUSE. LIKE, RIGHT THERE. "UNFORTUNATELY." UNFORTUNATELY. "WE PAY TWO TAXES IN QUEBEC." YOU PAY TWO TAXES IN QUEBEC. "I KNOW, AND IT BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME." IT BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF YOU. IT D

OES. "I WORK. I SERVE PEOPLE. I SMILE." YOU WORK AND YOU SMILE. "MY COFFEE'S NOT RIGHT." SO PEOPLE YELL AT YOU? THEY ALL GET MAD AT YOU LIKE THAT? "THEY GET MAD AT ME." HEY THIS IS COMEDY, NOT THERAPY. SHE'S CONTINUING. I'M NOT DONE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR? WHAT IS IT? AMADOU? OK. "HE'S FROM FRANCE." HE'S FROM FRANCE? OK, AND WHO ARE YOU? HIS LAWYER? THIS WHITE LADY INTERFERING. SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S WHITE PRIVILEGE, RIGHT THERE. HE'S FROM FRANCE. YOU'RE

IRAQI ALSO? YOU'RE THE HAPPIEST IRAQI I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THAT DUDE... HE IS SO -- THIS GUY IS LIKE, SO HAPPY. I LOVE THIS GUY. MAN... "'CAUSE HE'S IN AMERICA." OK, RELAX. THIS WOMAN IS TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY. HE'S IN AMERICA. CANADIAN GUY... DO YOU FEEL FREE? NOW THAT THIS WOMAN JUST PROCLAIMED YOUR FREEDOM. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SINGLE? "ALL MY LIFE." ALL YOUR LIFE? OK. HE'S LIKE -- WELL WE'RE GONNA HOOK HIM UP, THEN. ONE LADY WAS LIKE AWWW... I'LL SUCK HIS DICK. YOU'RE IN AME

RICA NOW. PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED, RIGHT? PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED, LIKE HOW COULD TRUMP WIN -- YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING? WHAT HAPPENED? "WELL, SHE WAS ASKING ME WHAT TENNESSEE WAS" "AND I WAS LIKE, I DUNNO." YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TENNESSEE IS? I'LL TELL YOU. I FUCKIN' KNOW. "IS IT RED OR BLUE OR WHAT?" IS IT RED OR BLUE? OK, LISTEN. IT'S VERY WHITE. "A LOT OF BLACKS." SHE'S LIKE NO, YOU'RE WRONG! A LOT OF BLACKS. THAT'S A RED STATE, RIGHT THERE. JERMAINE JUST FUCKING LEFT, HUH? HE JUST LEFT. HE'S LIKE I'

M FUCKING OUT. HUH? "HE HAS ONE CHICKEN WING LEFT." WHO LEFT? "HE HAS ONE CHICKEN WING LEFT." HE HAS ONE CHICKEN WING LEFT? SO? "WHO WOULD DO THAT?" WHO WOULD DO THAT? I DUNNO... THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF RACISM IN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU HEAR HOW QUIET IT GOT, WHEN YOU SAID THAT? UH, THE BROTHER LEFT A CHICKEN WING. WE THOUGHT UH... WE THOUGHT HE WOULD PUT IT IN HIS POCKET, OR SOMETHING. HOW DO BLACK PEOPLE LEAVE CHICKEN WINGS? I'VE SEEN BET. THEY DON'T LEAVE CHICKEN WINGS ALONE. I LIVE IN THE GA

LLERIA AREA AND UM WHEN... AND FROM WHAT I KNOW IN TERMS OF URBAN KNOWLEDGE... OH JERMAINE! WHERE'D YOU GO? JERMAINE. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU LEFT. THERE WAS SOME RACIST SHIT THAT WAS SAID, THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. DON'T EAT THAT CHICKEN WING. DON'T TOUCH THAT THING, MAN.