Kevin Casey White surprises a no-show audience member via FaceTime, gets dirty with seniors, and laments his bald spot in Harangue. Hailed by The Chicago Tribune as "a physical expression of an exclamation point”, Kevin’s cheerfully cynical style seamlessly blends scripted jokes with off-the-cuff crowd work in this carefree comedy special. Never afraid to go off script, Kevin takes big swings, resulting in bigger payoffs as he interviews a stood-up attendee, teases everything from Joe Rogan to ceiling fans, and explores the consequences of doing nice things for bad people. Filmed at "a weird little punk rock comedy club," The Comedy Corner Underground in Minneapolis, director Peter Stepnoski (Netflix) perfectly captures the chaotic feel of a real, live comedy show.
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– CREDITS –
Written and Performed by Kevin Casey White
Executive Producer: Kevin Casey White
Produced, Directed and Photographed by Peter Stepnoski
Edited by Ichabod Cobbelpot (its me ps)
Produced/Live Recording: Chris Condren
Sound Mix: James Webb, Chris Condren
Motion Control, Additional Photography: Don Reed Jr.
Opening Title by Ryan Doris, Gregg Roberson
Music provided by The Bobby Dazzlers “Champion”
Special Thanks -
Mom for teaching me the importance of wit, and dad for teaching me the power of performance (R.I.P.)
My siblings: Patrick,Tim, Jill, and Greg.
And to Jenny Igartua for making this possible. To everyone who has helped and supported me.
Bob & Andrea Edwards, Courtney Baka, and the Comedy Corner Underground for being so accommodating. Peter Stepnoski, Chris Condren, and Don Reed Jr. for taking a chance and helping me pull this off. And in no particular order: Brandie Posey, Dave Ross, Anna Valenzuela, John-Michael Bond, Lizzy Cassidy, Cody Cannon, Brian Zeolla, Emily Galati, Tony & everyone at The Fest, Sean Finnerty, J.F. Harris, Alexis Guerreros, Ben Kronberg, Ben Roy, Adam Cayton-Holland, Sam Norton, Eli Yudin, Zach Perterson, Brad Stewart (R.I.P.), Tyler Snodgrass, Danny Maupin, Shane Torres, Carly Hoogendyk, Bobby Jaycox, JOhn F. O’Donnell, Eitan Levine, Nick Pupo, Aaron Brooks, Christian Lawrence & Carrie Becker, Kevin O’Brien, Mara Wiles, Reena Calm, Josh Gondelman, Melissa Hahn, Ben Bryant, Cullen Ryan, Jesse Carter, Derek Sheen, Cradley Cashman, Jim Weber, Ryan Doris, Dan Allen, Matt Wicks, Sean Gertner, Evan Rowe, Gregg Roberson, Jack Ritchey, Curtis J. Brewers, Jake Crown, Gabe Koury, Kyle Kinane, Chris Gethard, Sam Tallent, Dean Patton, Rojo Perez, Diana Halpin, Jaime Ford, Sebbie Boulange, Kela Smith, Lauren Liles, Emily Barnhart, Nick Vatterott, Bri Denely, Storrey Lance, Andrew Neufeld, and all the folks that gave me a stage, a couch to crash, or cought up all those sweet sweet laughs, and you right now for watching this,
… And of course Scott, Bella and Andrew.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Casey White - Gang, how we doing up front? We good? - Good. - Good. Whoa, you got a
voice. Is that you, man? Whoa. Dude. My eardrum vibrated. Good. Will you say you shall not pass
in this mic, for all of us? We all want it. Did you guys hear that? - You shall not pass. - That's Oh. Oh my God. I have never had such a big
dick man in the front row. Goddamn. What's your name, bud? - Scott. - Scott. Hell yeah. You can take a pussy name like Scott and make it sound tough
. - Wow. - It's no Kevin, but hey. - Stop. Woo. Emma, did you hear that? I am the bell of the ball tonight. Damn dude. Is this your wife behind you? - It is - You look happy. This is great. I was, you know, I think, do we need the one empty chair
right up front behind Peter? Like, can we, I was told
this is a sold out show. Goddammit. That's all I've been... While the other comics were up, I've just been staring at one
empty chair, just like, ah, I hope whoever it was gotten
an accident, you kno
w, something, better be a
good reason to not be here. For me. This is my day. It's not always as
glamorous. Sometimes Scott, comedy is bad. Believe it or not. There ain't, what, did somebody what? I said sometimes comedy's bad. And I just heard a table of women just murmuring, which means... - Her daughter was um... - You've seen some bad comedy? - We've seen, we've seen
some horrible comedy. - Some horrible comedy? - Yes. - Should I get the name? Who was it? We can cut it outta the
album, but I
wanna know. - It was in Duluth, Minnesota. - Oh, well, we all know
how comedy is in Duluth. Don't get me started on Duluth. Minneapolis, maybe St.
Paul, is where it's at. But Duluth, boo. I was just gonna tell you guys about some bad.. You know, I did a... February, 2020, I did maybe
the worst show of my life. I did a 3:00 PM show at an old folks home. Thank you so much. My career
is going great. Thank you. Thank you so much. It
was in Duluth, Minnesota, they were not having it. I did, I did an
afternoon
show in a retirement home. And when I got there, the guy
that booked me said, Kevin, obviously it's a lot of elderly people. Let's keep it clean. Let's
keep it G rated. Right? I thought that was stupid.
It doesn't make sense. They're not kids. They're adults. They're like the most adult you can get. Maxed out, level 99 adult, and then game over. Right? Like, what am I gonna say that's gonna offend the
greatest generation? You know, they invented anal, so... So when I got there, I was
real with 'em. I went up on stage, I was like, hey, they want me to censor myself, I think you've lived rich full lives, I think you can handle it. Do you like want me to
do what I normally do? They grabbed their canes.
They were like, yeah. They were like , that's like their version of cheering. And I was like, all right. And there was this little old
lady right in the front row and I was like, Hey Gladys, why don't you say the first
dirty word of the night? And she was like, I can't, being all
coy. I was like, don't overthink it. Just say the first dirty
thing that pops in your head. And she was like, I
don't know, pussy holes. Scott, the pussy, the hole. This woman chose violence. Of all the parts of a
pussy to yell out right? Pick a labia, minora, majora.
Have fun, whatever. The hole? We fucked. It was a good
show. It was a good show. What's up? What's up? What's up? Come on. It was a good time. Made some new fans, signed
some bedpans afterwards. Who cares if you bomb
at an old fol
ks home? You know what I mean? Could we get.. that was so... Good Lord. Yeah. This is gonna be like
this all night, isn't it? All right. What is happening upstairs? Because we got chairs here, we
can offer 'em, like we got... Have you guys ever seen a
grown man's dreams fall apart? This is good. I'm doing my next
special in a bowling alley. This is good for...
this is good for audio. Kevin, how was the taping in Minneapolis? Well, unfortunately we
couldn't get the gun range, so we had to settle
for
the second loudest bar. Goddamn. Like I said, it ain't
always this glamorous. It's a bad sign when you
consider this the time. And that's right. They say you do the comedy corner underground twice. Once on the way up. And
once on the way down baby. I'm gonna kill myself. I did a show in Asheville, North Carolina. - Woo. - Yeah. Were you at this one? It was not going well. They were not digging me. And this couple in the front row stood up halfway through my set and the guy goes, "We're gonna
go fuck now", and walked out. Scott, what do you do for a living? - Compliance. - Compliance. I'll comply
to you any day, baby. You ever done so bad at
compliancing? What the fuck is that? - Gotta make sure
everyone follows the laws. - Oh, following the law. Are you a cop? - No. For a financial company. - Sounds lame. But have you ever been so bad at your job you made somebody horny? Did you know that that
was a metric of failure? The Duluth table's having fun. Is this better than Duluth Minne-
Snow-ta? - That's so funny. Do you have a friend coming? We gotta lose that
chair, right? I'm sorry, I just gotta, here, just put
your foot up. I don't care. I can't look at that anymore. You good? All right, cool. I'm gonna address how I look, by the way. I'll get this out of the way. Hi. I know I look like the kind of guy that thinks Joe Rogan is
smart. I don't. You nodding? Yeah, a little bit. I know.
I know. I get the gist. I know why he's popular. 'cause he gets high and people
are like, oh
, he's smart. No, he's baked. That's all it is. I think the only reason
Joe Rogan is popular is because people miss having a
drug dealer's house to go to. That's it. Now it's all
dispensaries and stuff. Where's the human connection? Don't you miss going to a dude's house and listening to him ramble on about fractals for four hours? There's always some dude that stops me. Well, you should listen to it. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. That's why books have covers. That's the whole point o
f a cover. So I can walk into a store
and be like, what is this? Fuck your way to success or whatever. You're like, you know,
nobody's going into a bookstore just like grabbing random. We'll see, we'll see what
happens when I take it home. Whatever. We'll check it out. Get home, crack it open,
Mein Kampf. Whoops. It's gonna be a weird book club this week. That's, woo. The gals are gonna be furious. You gotta judge books by their cover. It's how you get through life. I do it. I do it all the time
.
I'll tell you a story. I was going into a place and as I was walking in,
I saw this guy behind me. He was like a billion years old, okay? He was really like, you ever see somebody so old they look like haunted? You know what I mean?
Like, you know what I mean? You can like hear their bones, right? He was on a cane, okay?
And now he's walking in. He is about as far as I
am to to you Miss. Right? And he was moving so slow that
a thought popped in my head. Okay? I was like, all
right, hold the do
or. And I was like, come on, come on, come on. Man Kev, I hope you're
not holding the door open for some old racist. That would be bad, right?
There's like a good chance. This dude is like,
thought the N word today. Definitely yelled it out of a bus window in his lifetime, you know? And then I was like, Kev,
you don't know this guy. Don't judge a book by
its cover. All right? You don't know, there's progressives at any point in history no
matter how old he is, you know? And then he got to me. Th
is is true, he got to me
and he paused and he goes, I don't need you holding the
door open for me. I'm no woman. Sexist, close. Yeah. And I kicked his cane out from under him. I was like, you fight
like a girl, you know? Yeah. I beat up an old man for this joke. 'cause like, you wanna
do nice things, right? You wanna be a good
person, but you wanna do nice things for nice people. You don't do nice things
for shitty people. You don't like be the guy that helped the Oklahoma City Bomber parallel p
ark that truck. You don't wanna be that dude. Somebody was there like, back it up bud. Yep, there you go. Right here in front of the
federal building, right? And this time of day, that's
crazy. Great spot. Good job. Oklahoma City Bomber. That's what they call me every time I perform in that trash town. Fuck 'em. Haven't they suffered enough? They say as I get off the plane. You ever been to Oklahoma City? - I have. - Yeah. Did you have fun? - No I didn't. - Yeah, it sucks, right? It's the Duluth
of the... You a smart guy, Scott? - I would hope so - Everything you say sounds confident. - Smartass. - Yeah? Smartass. Yeah. But you know, he lays that pipe, so we keep him around. We ain't mad. - Four kids. - Made four kids? Fuck. That you know of. I don't know if I'm smart.
I don't think I'm dumb. I just ask like a lot of dumb questions. Do you ever do this? Whenever
I have like a dumb thing I need to Google, I do it in
incognito mode. Anybody else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah right? It's embarrassing
. I'm so glad you feel me on that. Like, I'm so afraid I'm gonna like hand my phone to my friend, they're gonna type in the letter D and like, do plants have
feelings?, is gonna pop up. I don't wanna explain myself you know. That's a real thing I Googled,
Do plants have feelings? I also Googled, Do dogs think in barks? We don't know. And am I autistic? That
is a thing that I googled. I got too high at a party. I was in the corner, afraid. I wasn't making eye contact with anybody. And I was like,
nobody would tell me. I wouldn't, there's no way to know. We gotta figure this
out. I gotta take a test. And the answer to that
question, is behind a paywall. So we don't know. We dunno. TikTok has been
recommending a lot of videos where a hydraulic press smashes stuff. That's not a good sign. Do you need a sec? Can we get some oxygen
to the Duluth table? Why do only humans have
to brush their teeth? That's one I started looking up. I was with a group of friends. I said it out loud. I was
like,
why do only humans brush, no other animal brushes their teeth? You know, they don't get
cavities. I'm gonna look it up. My friend, she's much smarter
than me. She stopped me. She said, Kevin, put your
phone down. It's obvious. What do only humans eat
that no other animal eats? And I was like, oh, of course. Ass. She was like, sugars, Kevin.
Processed sugars is the answer. High fructose corn syrup. And I was like, yeah, but
also ass. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. No, other
animals doing that. Do
n't tell me dogs. It's
your own ass. It's fine. But someone else's, you don't
ever see that in the wild. You've never been watch an animal planet and seen a dolphin be like,
come on babe, it's my birthday. You know? How long have you been married? - 20 some years. - 20 some. Why? Keep counting. - You're right - Fuck it. You're doing by
decades now. That's great. You're sitting by yourself. Arms crossed. Oh, you're booed up too.
You got two girlfriends. That's cool. Two behind you. Is anybody her
e not in
a couple? This sucks. Where's everyone? Couple, you're single? - I'm responsible for the empty chair. - Oh my. - Sorry about that. - I'll sit by you. Whatever. You know, just... This guy fucking sucks. Say something funny. Scott, get up there. Do
five for me will you? What happened? Your date
didn't. What happened? I'm sorry I said I hope
they get in a car accident, by the way. - He said his roommate has covid. - Can we call him? - Bullshit! - You wanna get him on the horn? I wanna see,
how long
have you guys been dating? - I've never met him. - You've never met him? How'd you meet him? - Hinge. - Do you have his profile
available for us to look at? Do you think you'll eventually
go on a date with this guy? - How long ago did he
tell you this Covid thing? - Three hours. - Three hours ago. - Loser. - And for those of you watching at home, this is a four hour show. Andrew, let's have a look. Okay. Can we just get a shot of it? - You're better off - This dude, how old is he? He's
25. This dude has a dirt lip. Like a legit, I don't think, did you card, is this guy of age? Oh my God. Okay, hold on a
second. Alright. Alright. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you, are you fine? You're fine with this, right? This guy sucks. All right. All right. Some of us,
we might need to squint. Can we see this guy right here? Looks like kind of a fuck boy, right? Kind of a fuck boy? This is for the women in the back. I'm gonna give you one guess
as to what his hometown is. - Duluth. - He's fr
om fucking Duluth. You can't, be fucking with Duluth boys. Every mama tells her
daughter don't hook up with a boy from Duluth. God. Are you kidding me? Oh, I hate it. - What are his prompts? - Nothing that, just typical Duluth shit. Did you know you can call, like do a face, like a video call? Yeah, you can do like a FaceTime on these. Yeah. - Gotta sign a release. - All right. I'm gonna text him. - Do you have his actual number? - Oh yeah. You do have his number? - I do. - That's more effective
. - It's Andrew new, because my
ex is actually named Andrew. - Two Andrews? - It's on airplane mode. - No, I took it off. What's your name again? - Bella. - Bella. Great name. - Thank you. - Should I put a fun filter
on my face while we wait? - Alright. I'm just
gonna text him, coward. What is that? What did I text? - I can't even see it. - Coward. Coward. That's what you gotta know. I'm doing it. Ah. Oh, is it you or him that does improv? - Neither of us. - You guys are talking about doing impr
ov. Whose idea was that? - His. - Yeah. I think we all knew that. All you wanted was a yes and and he gave you a no but
and for that I'm sorry. If he calls back, let me know. All right. I owe you a drink
and I owe Bella a drink. If a server comes around, let him know. Well, I got dumped. Let's talk. It was her. Let's talk about it. I told you February, 2020 I
did that old folks home show. March, 2020. I got, yeah, it was a
fun time for all of us. Yeah. March, 2020, I got dumped. And a week later
in New York,
we went in a full lockdown. Yeah, it's like the universe was like, Kevin, go to your room. It was a long-winded breakup too. It was one of those, like, terrible like, on again, off again. We're back on. We're back
off. Can I go get my T-shirt? We're dating again. What's going on? You're just like stuck
in relationship limbo. It's like, not even up to you, it's just, it's so aggravating. You're just trapped. It's like
turning off a ceiling fan. You know? You're just
like stuck stand
ing there. Just like click. Click. Click. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I think it's over. I'm just gonna delete her number. Delete her off of Instagram. Who the fuck is this guy? You know what I mean? It sucks. I did it. Deleted her off of everything. Facebook, LinkedIn. That's right. Deleted her off of LinkedIn, because I might be a bad boyfriend, but I'm a hell of a reference. Okay. She doesn't deserve me. Yeah, no, sh
e's got great
organizational skills. She's a true leader. And oh
God, she just lights up a room. No, no more. Dating again. Dating's
weird right now as a dude. It's a weird time right now. All my girl friends online
unanimously are all like, we don't need men anymore.
We're done with 'em. Just vehemently. We're done with men. It's like, I just got back. Whoa. Damn. We don't need men. That sucks. Ugh. I hope you need men. I need men. You think I
know how to change oil? I need a man around. I don'
t
know how to do anything. I hear what you're saying.
Like when you say that, I'm not disagreeing with you. I just think there's a little nuance. You know, like, I don't think it's like, it's not like you don't need men. You just don't need, like, Kevin's, you just don't need me. Like you don't, I'm just taking up space. You don't, you don't
need like, Bella. Okay. Like if you woke up tomorrow and all the Kevins of the world were gone, you'd be fine, right? - Yes, but Andrews. - Yes. Andrews and
Kevin's
could both go like 110%. Exactly. Everybody from Duluth, and every 30-year-old with
a skateboard can be gone. You'll survive. I'm gonna take a big swing on how some of us vote in this room. If you disagree, I don't really
care. I'm making a point. All right, here we go. It's like, it's not like
you don't need men, okay? But sadly, the men we need
are the men we hate, right? Like, if your toilet breaks,
you don't want me showing up. I'm useless. You want a dude that was arrested storming
the capitol. All right. It's true. That dude knows how to fix a tur-let. It's true. I don't know. I don't know what it is
about thinking therapy is gay that makes you good with a wrench, but that side has it covered. There's a political divide in this country and only one half knows
how to operate a forklift. It ain't my side. It's true. I'm sorry. All right. And as a
liberal cook, I gotta say sequels are never as good as the original. If we have another civil war,
my side is dead. I'm screwed.
I am so screwed. All right. If Mercury goes into
retrograde, I'm dead. All right. Like I live in Brooklyn, New York. That means all my friends,
there's a good chance will just be like, oh yeah, I didn't go to war today. I was in a K hole. Shut up. Learn how to use a crossbow or some artisanal weapon like that. Or start getting along
with your uncle again, because I know when I'm
outgunned, we gotta get along. Okay? This is a message of peace. I try to work on my confidence again. You know, I lo
ve doing this. I love getting to do this one-on-one life, like
daily day-to-say stuff I can get a little shy.
I think we all can. When I need a little pick me up. I always think about this
kid I went to school with, maybe the most confident person
I've ever met in my life. His name is Josh. Josh's
last name was spelled W-E-I-N-E-R. Yeah. But he owned it. First day of school teacher
was doing roll call. She got to Josh's name, she paused. She goes, is Josh... whiner here? He stood up. It's pronou
nced wiener. Nice. I want that. I want that confidence. He kind of jumped the
shark though. Eighth grade. We all knew him at this point. Same song and dance, first day of school, eighth grade teacher's doing roll calls. She gets to Josh. She
goes, is Josh Weiner here? He stood up. It's
pronounced Dick. All right. Too much, too confident. No one man should have all that power. I'm not getting more
confident as I get older. I'll show you why. Hi.
Hello. My name's Kevin. This is how I look and this
is what I'm, thank you so much. Oh, look at it. Look at
the man with a bald spot. Oh, I'm a person damnit. Ugh. I came to this club
last year. This is true. A woman was sitting right where you were and I showed her this
and I heard her go, Ugh. What the hell? I was like, yeah, it is sad. Thank you Miss. I have lived with this. I have to see it in the
mirror every day. Thank you. Oh, it's so rude of her. I
had to be like, are you, what? What? And she was like, sorry, I just, my son's gonna be ba
ld. Okay? He's gonna live a
normal life till he's 23. Leave him alone. What
are you talking about? She came up to me after the show and was like, sorry about that. It's just that, you know,
like it's, you know, my husband's bald, my dad was
bald, my grandpa was bald. And I was like, are you
I have a black friending at me with bald? Leave me alone. Yeah. I'm not thrilled about all that. There's some bald kings here. Oh my God. There's like a couple of, come here. - It's all good. Its all good. -
Come on, come on. Just loud and proud. Owning
it. You got a hat on? Let me see it. You got
one? Lemme see it. Yes. I've never had so many bald
people up front before. This feels good. Boys, tonight we ride. This is great. Ah, this
is gonna be bumping. I think I'll be okay.
Okay. All right, cool. Because I was in denial about
this for a long time, right? I went through that breakup and then you, you and you knows
what this feels like. Everybody else plug your ears. I guess nobody knows what it's
like to like be newly bald. You go to the beach all day with your friends,
you're just hanging out. And then the next day you have a sunburn, three inches in diameter
right at the top of your head. Like God's following you
around with a magnifying glass. Just right up top. This
one little focal point. I had to get a yamaka just
to go to the beach. It sucks. You think wearing a shirt
in a pool is embarrassing? How about a hat? Nobody likes that guy. It's a bad look when you're newly single and yo
ur only hair product
is sunscreen. Alright? And I'm bummed 'cause I can't ever have a cool haircut ever again. Like when I was a kid, like
when I was young, I used to listen to a lot of punk rock. Like a lot of like heavy, hardcore like, fuck you dad, get outta my room. You know what I mean?
Like the heavy stuff. And I like girls and I'm
scared of them, you know? That was my jam. And I just thought the
coolest haircut somebody could have would be a Mohawk. I can't do that now. I can't have a moh
awk that
starts here, ends here, starts again here, goes down. Oh, is that guy going in the pit? Yeah. And I'm gonna be winded. What
about it? Leave me alone. It's business in the front.
Disappointment in the back. It sucks. Dash dot dash, SOS. 'cause I'm saving on
shampoos, Scott. Okay. I chime in with a haven't
you people ever heard of wearing a hat indoors? I just wanna say thank you
so much for coming out. This is an absolute dream. You guys are the best. Did we ever hear from Andrew?
Did he
respond to coward? - Oh he's FaceTime calling. - Oh, let's go. Hey Andrew, where are you bud? - I'm in Mankato, Minnesota. - Why are you a Mankato and not here at the lovely comedy corner underground with all these fine folks. And more importantly, Bella. - That's on me. - You know, there was
one empty chair up front. That's all I could look at
all night because of you. You didn't just ruin Bella's
night, you ruined my night. - I love you all. I wish you all well. I don't know. - Yeah. - Hey, y
ou know, you wanna be a good sport and pick up Bella's tab for the night? I'm sure she has Venmo or... - Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah? Hey guys. Who wants to drink on Andrew? - Bottom shelf. - Bottom shelf. All right,
all right, all right. All right, I guess I'll let you go. I gotta let these people
go home at some point. - I love you. - You love me? - Fuck Andrew. - Dude, if you want a second chance at Bella, you gotta swing for the fences. What's your favorite type of food? - Sushi. - You gotta ta
ke her out to Sushi. - Billies. - Okay, let her speak for herself. - Wait, can I just, can I
just say one story real quick? - Andrew, you have the floor. - I just wanna say, when
I was invited to this, I was afraid that you would do crowd work. - This is kill myself
level anxiety. Holy shit. - Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Hold on, hold on. You said you were afraid
I would do crowd work. And what? - So getting a FaceTime from
the fucking comedian is... - Guess what, Andrew? You can't escape me, man. Y
ou can't, dude. - Really tough. - Oh, I'm in your head. - You really are. This
is not, this is not fun. - It's pretty fun We having fun? It's pretty fun. Oh, by the way, can I get permission to use you in my special? - Yeah, you can. Please. - Can you say your first and last name and that we have
permission to use your name and likeness in the special? - I don't wanna do that. - Andrew. This is so cool, man. This moment is, man, come on. Come on. - We love you. - I don't care. - Nobody cares abo
ut your hair dude. This is my life's work. - What did I say about my
hair, I said I don't care. - Oh, you don't care?
Yeah. Say your, say it. - So yeah, just first name, last name. You can use my name and
likeness in this special. - Alright. My name is Andrew I'm looking forward to
these people killing me. You can use my likeness in the special. - Yeah. - Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew - She just met him. - Beautiful. Fuck man. I really wanted to let him have it, and then we needed his
permissio
n, and so... Bella, my hands are tied.
You seem like a sweet girl. But also daddy's gotta eat, so... I almost died, three times. 'cause my career is fucking going great. Cut.
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Dude, when he sat down and heckled himself and asked Scot to do 5 . I died , 😭😂🤣
I’m responsible for the empty chair….you’re so talented, very fun to relive this!
Come to DC and we will fill the club! This city needs more comedy and not from politicians. I wonder if Bella ever went out with Andrew.
22:54 Would have been so fun to send him a voice message using Scott's voice saying 'Coward'. 😂
Can’t believe you FaceTimed him!!!! Dead.
Scott's voice is so clear as if he's holding the mic. That's wild.
All killer no filler! So fun
Dam. That flew by. I didn't want it to end.
This dudes hilarious im crying rn! 😂😂😂
8:05 ditto
Great work Kevin! Scott should announce your next special 😂 And also, he should be singing Country songs 😂Thanks for all the laughs
33:25 omg so adorable
Dude, congrats on this! So cool to see how far you've come since LotL. Glad you're living the dream!
Andrew’s profile did say “Bring Intensity”…
Laughed the whole time 😂😂😂
So excited!!
😂 good from the start
Loved!! Kevin is great energy
Totally killer from top to bottom 😂
What a great piece of work you were able to put together. It felt like you took everyone for a ride through your mind. Made my night, Kevin. Really loved it