Kevin Hart’s Must-See Wild ‘N Out Moments 😂

- Let's give the people what they came to see. Kevin Hart, Nick, Kevin, I need you here. (applause) Nick you ready? - Ready. - Kevin Hart, you ready? - Ready. - Kev, you dressed like a perverted youth pastor. - Did y'all hear Nick got a new song coming out? Don't worry, nobody else did either. - Y'all know Kev is part of that Hollywood secret society, right, the Little-Munati. - Let him cook, let him cook, let him cook. - I won't let him cook. He just has a drink that comes with that, a milk-sha

ky. - I'll take that. - At this point, I'm gonna say what everybody else is thinking after all the babies, Nick's (bleep) is trash. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. - TKO, you, out! - [All] Got damned! - The king is in the building, make some noise for Kevin Hart! (applause) - Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna believe y'all are The Game with some god **** incredible sweatsuits on, that's the first thing. Boy, I ain't never seen a bad batch of bad breath in my (bleep) life. Lick your lips fir

st. Look at this god **** fake Tyrese headass over here. Mouth shaking, looking like Stone Cold Steve Austin in the cheeks. You should've played football but you gotta to settle for what the (bleep) you doing now *** up. You free balling (bleep) ***, your thick, no silver back face *** *****. You got god **** long *****, no nipple having *** *****. You god **** four foot no baby back... I ain't done. Boy, if you don't get your Super Skeletor in the face looking up outta here with your god **** s

haky lip no mustache matching your eyebrow, skin and chin. Should have been a god **** woman. Boy, you think I'm dumb or not? This earring not real and this one is the earring back. You shut your hoe *** up. You think I'm done with you? What the (bleep) does five mean? - [All] Wildstyle, wildstyle. - We gonna do that dance, do that dance. Kevin Hart came to the show dressed in church pants. - Chocolate dropper just came back. I don't want a beat, I don't want a beat. I don't need a (bleep) beat.

Rapping against you just ain't fair. Sometimes when I look at you at the same time, I feel like I'm seeing her hair. It's too much red for me, why do I say it? Because Jess' boots look like they went with your jacket, but you said filet it, (bleep) it. I'm in the bucket. Conceited, I'm tired of you with these chains because for some reason, they just don't cut it. Hey little man, is that Mr. T? No, it's a moonman, somewhere you'll never be. It's a stage, a stage of big (bleep). Karlous, stop lo

oking me up and down looking like Bobby Brown when he wasn't too legit. Man, (bleep) this. - Hold on, hold on. - Kevin, you hella ruthless. You up here looking stupid. You Hart, well I'm Valentine. I'll put an arrow through him like I'm (bleep) Cupid. I'm out here raising hell. You a grown man built like you the age of 12. The only reason you here is cause Nick couldn't get Dave Chappelle. - I called him, I had called him, I called him. - Hold on, Kev. I really like all your movies, but the ones

without Dwayne, not so much. (bleep), your career is like a crack head, how you rely on The Rock so much. - Hold on, hold on. - If I was you, I'd chill before I kidnap Kanye and you never get your artist back. Switchblade, the hospital going cut the beat, I really started that. Justina chill, you don't want no parts of that. Jess, if I put all this (bleep) in you, I swear to God, you gonna arch your back. Con, you ain't that. You just battling with your height. I'm gonna punch you and keep punc

hing you until Kevin heartbreaking it up like-- - All right, all right, all right. (applause) - Ladies and gentlemen... Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up-- - Wait, wait, wait. (applause) - Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for the comedy stylist, Mr. Kevin Hart! - How does it feel to be the first (bleep) to stand on something and get shorter? - Hey, real quick, what kind of thug bedazzle his skull? Go ahead, DC. - You look like the lead singer of the Cheers' Choir. - Hey, stop DC, do

n't move. You got a dead roach on your forehead. Come on, wait a second. Come on, pretty thug. - Why do you have on women's skinny jeans? I thought you'd think like a man. - Hey, real quick, I was just gonna say you got way too many teeth on the bottom row of your mouth and I'm just gonna tell you... I was gonna bet money that was over the mouth you supposed to. Oh wait, his crocodile got your teeth there attached out, there it is. Somebody put me out because I'm on fire. - Mr. Hart, I'm white s

o can you explain to me, are you like a travel size Chris Rock? - Hey, I want to introduce y'all to the first white woman who nipples touch right here. Wait, I just saw her ***. Her back pockets touched too. That's a two for one special on nobody right there. - And that's it, y'all make some noise for Kevin Hart. - Kevin, you ain't gotta ride with him. You already killed him, it's over. He a little *** dude with grown man shoulders. - Man, I'm tired of joking. Watch how I set him straight. I can

use that 40 or that right or connect across the middle like the letter H and stump you for a hour because I don't get tired, I'm like Kevin Gates. - Who is you talking to? You won't fight (bleep). This is freestyle battle, you always write (bleep). - Watch out, watch out, no, no, no, no, no. When I come, I come correct. At the end of the day, I'm looking at a bunch of clowns that look like bounced checks. I'm looking at a crew. When I see y'all, it's like glass, I can see straight through. (app

lause) Excuse me, I'm Kevin Hart (bleep). (applause) - Check, check, okay, look, Dough Boy, you too big to be cool. Come on man, you not a leader of New School. Your lips is chapped, they look like his ***. I don't like that, it's a better pass. I hate his beard, your whole team stink. Take that vest, it's not even a mink. (bleep), I hate the white boy. At the end of the day, he's a white boy. Yeah, that's all I got. I'm not a rapper, but I'm coming out on top. I'm not done, hold up, yo. These l

eather shorts ain't leather. I know what they is. It's a wallet, you expressed it kid. - [DJ] Be Nick Cannon. (applause) - Yo, who the hell wants to be Nick Cannon? Like why would I wanna marry Mariah Carey and sleep on some soft silk sheets that smell like roses and feel Mariah's hair. Oh my God, why do I wanna make so much money and literally get a check from everybody? Why do I love white girls? I don't know, who wants hair that's not really hair, but it's a Gumby but nobody wears it, I dunno

. - We gonna go like this, y'all gotta swap the cameras. So all that funny business, it's about to stop. Matter of fact, watch me serve this chocolate drop. Matter of fact, I got your whole life savings in my tube stock. I probably need a breath mint cause everything I say hot. You probably need a breath mint cause your mouth smell like (bleep). - Okay, okay, okay. Here we go, you done ****** Dropper off. I want acapella, cut the beat for me. Stop the beat for me. I want acapella cause I'm real.

Nick Cannon, when I come here, I get mad. Looking at your face is like looking at a dirty plastic bag. I hate your lip. I hate your face. What you doing in this world is almost a disgrace. Mariah Carey should be with me. I love Mariah, I love Mariah, I love Mariah, I want Mariah. - Oh no, we ain't done! You ain't got more. Let's talk about Kevin's whips. He got the McLaren, the Ferrari, the G Wagon and the Six, but he can't drive none of them (bleep) without this. Sit your *** in it. Platinum S

quad, that's how we do! - A movie star and a director. - Can I get some motivation? - Look man, what happened on Soul Planes? Why does your hairline start at the back of your head? I got it, I got it, I got it. Yo, hey, check it. Yo, check it. Yo, hey, hey, yo, hey listen. Nick, hey, check it, yo. - You must be afraid-- - I'm trying say there must be some black in my family tree cause no real white boy could ever dance like me. I keep (bleep) going to the break and break and break. Oh my God, it

's true, a black leprechaun. - I'ma murder this, son. Yo, it ain't over. Yo, check it, hey, yo. Listen, hey, listen to me. Yo, you better... That's right and it's on tonight.