LIVESCREAM Full Movie Free - [Screenlife Found Footage Film]

(eerie music) (eerie music) (adventurous chiptune) -: Hello everybody. Sorry, I'm a bit late. I had to change some settings for our adventure today. Ooh. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome, welcome, welcome. How's everybody doin'? Hey Eurimeed! How you doin'? I got your cup you sent me. It's very good for carrying liquid (laughs). How's everybody doin' today? For those who are new to the stream, my name is Scott. Hi, nice to meet ya. For those who are not new, you know that I love horror games. And la

st week I told you to send me some recommendations. Someone sent me this, and supposedly, it gets the audience involved. So let's get this started, shall we? All right, the game's called Livescream, and I got this off a GameJam website, actually, so I have never seen anybody play it. So I'm going in blind, which should be fun for you guys, at least, 'cause I'm probably gonna scream like a bitch, but let's find out. Let's see what difficulty we should put this on guys. What do you guys think? Pro

bably not nightmare, right? That's gonna be too hard. Huh? Don't let me do it. Don't let me do it. Okay, you know what? Fine. We're gonna do nightmare, but if I die too much, I'm gon' change it back, 'cause that's no fun for me. Okay, let's see what we got here. Hello, Scott. Welcome to Livescream. How does it know my name? That's creepy already. Oh, I guess that makes sense. Very clever, Livescream. You have five lives. Play carefully. Hoo, boy. This is going to be a very short stream today guy

s 'cause I'm gonna die a lot. (laughs) I'm ready. I'm ready for this. I'm a professional. We're in a dungeon of some kind. Let's see if we have a flashlight of some kind (flashlight clicks). And we do (footsteps). Okay, let's get. Oh, boy. It has the stock footstep sounds. Okay, that's fine. You know, it's a indie horror game. You can't expect AAA quality. Ooh, hey, hey, hey, let's see if it has the cliche door-creak sound. (Door creaks) (Scott laughs) And it does. Cool deal. You know what? That

's fine. It's like the Wilhelm scream of horror games, and I'm here for it (bang). Let's see. You will die here. Well, as long as it's funny for you guys. That's like paint. That's not even blood (laughs). This game is not scary yet. That's okay. You know, maybe it'll get scary. Let's keep playing. Oh, guys, I forgot to tell you, next Saturday I'm doing a donation scream, stream, of, I'm playing for 15 hours. You heard me right, 15 hours. So I need some recommendations on what to play. So if you

would, send me some game recommendations in the comments, and JumpingWolf is my mod, so he's gonna tell you, or tell me, what games you want me to play. Call of Duty, buddy. You must be new. I don't really play first-person shooter games, man, I'm real bad at 'em. Come on, some of these are good. Keep 'em coming. Keep 'em coming. I need to play for 15 hours, guys, okay. Just no first person shooters, turn-based strategy, and guys, please, no puzzle games, okay? I am so bad at puzzle games. You'

re gonna be sittin' there bored. (monster growls) And oh boy, No, no, no, no, no, no, no (laughs). Oh, son of a gun, that was crazy (monster growls). Oh, I'm out of sprint (monster growls). Oh, cool, well I'm freakin' out. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Oh, there's a door. Let's hope this guy doesn't know how to open doors (door creaks). And supposedly, I don't either. That's fine. All right, hoo (monster knocks on door). Okay, the game's gonna start out with a heart attack. (monster knocks on

door) That's fine. Okay, let's see what we got here. We got a bear rug, and we can't pick that up, 'cause that'd be too fun. Oo, we have a shield. Cross my fingers. And no again, okay. Mysterious bottle. All right, I would have preferred a gun, but fuck it. I guess we'll pick up the mysterious bottle. (triumphant jingle) Okay, he's probably gone, right? Hey, everyone be quiet (door creaks). I'm trying to figure out what the point of this game is. I guess most procedurally generated dungeon-game

s are just tryna' make you find the escape, but I don't really like those. It's kinda all luck, you know what I mean? Like I can stumble across the exit right now, or I can be wandering around here for the rest of my life tryna' find this. You know, these aren't fun. I'm surprised someone recommended this to me. There're a thousand of these, and it's been years since anyone's given a shit, so. Let's see. Luixa, dude, someone told me it got the audience involved. Oh, oh mother of God (monster gro

wls). Okay, okay, okay, woo. I don't like that guy. No sir. That guy is not a friend of mine, and I'm, what? What? What am I supposed to do, do I? (yells) I'm tryna' hit 'im with a flashlight (monster growls). Come on. Come on. Oh. (defeat-tone) Well, that just happened. Okay, whatever (somber music). That is unfair, you know. I didn't have a way to defend myself. I didn't know what to do. Whatever, man. Hey Simonsaid, are you okay? Monsters aren't real, buddy. How 'bout you call the cops just i

n case it's a break-in or something? That was weird. I hope he's okay. Hey, Luixa, if you know him in real life, could you give him a text to make sure he's okay? Make sure he's messing with us? I can't get my followers gettin' got, you know? I only got a couple hundred of you guys, so. Okay, he'll be okay, I'm sure. Whoa, hello graphics upgrade. So this table here. A key. Well, I (triumphant jingle) assume that's for doors. Let's see. Hey, does he have a roommate you can text? All right. Yeah,

yeah. Text his girlfriend. All right, well. While you're doin' that, I guess I'll go unlock this door. Okay, sure. I've a feeling this hallway leads to nowhere good. Okay. Let's do this. Oh, okay. Well that's the creepiest thing I've seen yet. Okay, I'm impressed, game, good job. You guys see anything different? See anything different? The wallpaper? Is the wallpaper different? I wasn't paying attention. Are you different? Are you yellow instead of white? Shit, I can't tell, I don't know. I gues

s we'll never know. I'm waitin' for somethin', dude. (gasps) (groans) Okay, shit just got real. Whatever, I'm not scared at all. (clock chimes) (Scott yells). Stop it (clock chimes). Stop. Man, you gotta do better than that, game. I'm not scared of no clock (laughs). Oh, yeah, Parrotparty, you're Mr. Brave? You think it's so easy, how 'bout you come over here and play this game? It's a lot harder when you're the one gettin' clocked at, you know? What? (somber music) I don't wanna go back. (yells

) No! No, no, no, no, no. What is that? What is that? Yeah, bad idea, Lemonhedd, no thanks. I'm okay. I'm gon' stay right here. Do you think I could pick up something and protect myself, maybe? You know what, that's a better idea. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna run. Okay, okay, okay. (moans wearily) Mm-mm (laughs). Okay, nothing's gonna chase me in here, right? Doesn't feel like that at all. What the? What is this? Ah, hell no. No. You keep that heart. I'm not takin' that. No way. Okay, well, o

kay, we are trapped in a, what do you think I should do? This is dumb. I don't wanna take the heart. Obviously it's a trap. I know it's a trap, Amandapanda, but they're not really giving me a choice to do anything else (sighs). This is stupid. They're gonna make me do this. Try buggin' through the walls (laughs). Okay. You know what? Kali Ma, I guess. We're gonna take the heart, 'cause (triumphant jingle) why not? Did I make it? What happened? Did I ascend to heaven? "Well done, but you will not

last long. "Prepare to lose everyone else." I haven't lost anybody yet, but try again, game. Continue? Okay. You know what, it's not really that spoopy, JumpingWolf, it's kind of a, honestly, it's just kinda bein' dick, you know? And just relying on jump-scares. Oh great. Perfect. Five Nights At Freddy's 17. Let's do this. -: [Intercom Voiceover] Hello, welcome to Clyde's Clown School. We're going to cut right to the chase. Clyde the Clown is hungry, and he wants fresh human flesh to feed his h

unger, so we brought you here to die. -: Well, I appreciate it being honest. But we want to give you a chance. A microcosmic, tiny, 0.001% chance of survival, so we've given you a couple of tools. Press F to turn on the hallway lights. If you see Clyde in the hallway, flashing the light might scare him away. -: Well, good thing I'm not afraid of clowns, at all. No, they're not frickin' terrifying. -: [Intercom Voiceover] You can pull up your security cameras by hitting Q. This will allow you to

see where Clyde is at all times. Wait, is this you guys, for real? Holy shit. Okay, well I guess this what they meant by gettin' the audience involved. -: [Intercom Voiceover] We're so glad you volunteered. Thank you for your sacrifice. It will be a painful death, but we appreciate you. -: Okay, well, hey, you know what? We got this, guys. I'm not gonna let us die. We got this. Come on, let's scare away a clown. You guys see anything? You guys good? Everyone good? You got your (laughs) tea? Oka

y. You know, this guys pretty timid for a cannibal clown, you know? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, it's augmented reality. It's not real. Don't worry about it. It's scary as crap, though. Woo. I'm gettin' more impressed by this game. Creepy clown, (bang) let's do this. (yells) No, come on. All right, (light clicks) you go away, you fat freak. Leave me alone, you creepy, creepy clown. Okay. Hoo. That wasn't hard. No, it's a piece of cake. You guys see anything? Any creepy clowns behind you? Please say no.

(bang) (yells) Stop! (moans angrily). Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Freakin' leave us alone! This ain't workin'. What am I supposed to do? Should I check the security cameras again? I don't know if he can be in two places at once. I didn't make the game. We're gon' check. Let's check. Anything? No? Am I supposed to (yells)? Okay, you know what? You know what, I am done with you. Freakin' finally. I never thought he'd go away. (laughs) Jesus. What the? That looks real as hell. You good? (bang)

(yells) What, what? Oh, come on, that was, okay. Well, I guess I died again. (creepy carnival music) What was I supposed, what was I supposed to do? What the fuck? What the fuck (headphones slam)? What the fuck? "Every action has consequences. "Abandon the game and die. "Abandon the game and all of your followers die. Continue the game, and perhaps you will win." Maybe we should have listened to that first guy. Guys, I am so sorry. I had no idea. I thought this game was still fucking with us. I

didn't know, fuck me. (breathes heavily) I don't think I can do this anymore. Rawkstar, what if that's bullshit? What if I can just quit right now, right? And save everybody, right? We don't have to do this. The game's just tryna' trick us. Fuck me. (sighs) You guys should just all log off, okay? Fuck (sighs). Okay, well if I log off, we're all boned, right? Least that's what the game said. It hasn't lied to us yet, right? (sighs) Yeah, I've beaten other games, but I have no idea what it's gonn

a throw at me next. It's given me three totally different games so far, okay? What if it gives me a bullet hell? I don't know how to beat a bullet hell, huh? We're gonna be fucked. Thanks, KnottyDawg, okay. All right, okay, fine. Let's continue playing. We got this, guys, right? (ominous tones) We can do this. Okay, we're in a forest, I can walk, I can sprint, can't crouch, but that's probably a good thing. (page shuffles) What is this? "Three campers are reported missing "in the Blackwood Pines

forest. "An extensive search has been made, "but no remains have been recovered. "The campsite was ransacked, "and currently speculation "is that they were victims of an animal attack. "However, no blood was found at the scene of the crime, "leaving police to suspect "that the campers may have staged an attack and ran away." I have a feeling that's not what happened, but okay. Okay, I know this type of game. All right, so we have to find four more pages in this. Fuck me. Okay, this is gonna tak

e fuckin' forever. Hey, Johnny, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, log off, Johnny. You do not wanna be here. Trust me, buddy. Hey, I'm being serious. Log the fuck off, all right? (page shuffles) This is just (pulse pounding), oh, fuck me, fuck me. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. Shit, shit, shit. (sighs) Jesus Christ. You stay right the fuck over there buddy. Hey, JumpingWolf, let 'im stay, okay. Maybe he can see what's going on and warn people. (ominous ambience) Make sure no one else plays this h

ell of a game. Is that a page? Okay, all right. Page three, this ain't that bad. (page shuffles) What we got here? Out for a weekend with the gang, ugh camping. Blah, blah, blah, whatever. Okay, page three. Where you at, bitch? You done with me? Where you at? Yeah, that's right. (sighs) There is a 100% chance of a note being inside that creepy ass building. Thanks, MizHazen, (lights whir) I appreciate the support. In case I wasn't going crazy already, they added the horrible light sound. Yay. I

fucking hate mazes, man. Okay. (page shuffles) Okay, there we go. Avoid the sirens. I don't hear anything. Do you guys hear anything? I'm not sure what the fuck to (heart beating), aw, Jesus, okay (yells), that's where I'm supposed to go. (ominous ambience) Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay, okay, okay. How the fuck do I get outta here? Jesus Christ! Okay. Okay, we're good, we're good. Calm down. (sighs) One more page. Hey, can you guys stop fighting please, and help me find this last page? 'Cause that

would be greatly appreciated, thank you. Thanks, JumpingWolf, I appreciate that I'm not the only set of eyes out here. (sighs) Fuck me (heart beating), fuck me, okay. No, come on! Okay, I see it, I see it, I see it. Fuck, I'm outta sprint. Come on, come on, come one, come on, come on. Aw, Jesus. (page shuffles) Fuck me, okay. (sighs) We did it. Okay. (breathes heavily) "You've shown great skill, "but now you have a choice to make. "Choose two followers to take forward. "They will be forced to c

omplete the game with you." "All others will be spared." Come on! I can't make that choice. You're makin' me decide who to doom here. Oh, fuck you, game. Fuck you. Don't be self-sacrificing JumpingWolf. Okay, you guys. (sighs) This would be so much fuckin' easier if you guys just log off. (sighs) JumpingWolf, what? I'm just an asshole who plays video games. I'm not worth... Okay, all right JumpingWolf, thank you. Any other volunteers? You know what? Okay, Johnny. I did ask for volunteers, so let

's go ahead. You're stuck with me, JohnnyDope. Welcome to the team. See you guys. (sighs) I'm glad someone got out okay. Let's do this, JumpingWolf. You're right, we got this. We got this. Okay (sighs). (ominous music) All right, there's no flashlight here. That's okay. You know it's bad when they tell you how to crouch. Fuck me. (clattering footsteps) Fuck me. Jesus. What is that? Wait, hold up. Can it hear my mic? Oh God, okay. Everyone be very quiet. Jesus Christ. Where's the elevator at? (cl

attering footsteps) (clattering footsteps) (door-sliding action) Fuck you. What if I need a key? (door-sliding action) (clattering footsteps) (clattering footsteps) Fuck, fuck, fuck, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on. Open the God-damned door, come on. Okay, fuck. Fuck you. Fuck you. That was some God-damned bullshit, man. I'm fuckin' done. I'm fuckin'. Oh, I can't handle anymore of that. Oh, Jesus Christ. It better be not much longer, dude. When do I get to fuckin' win this game, huh? Jesus

Christ. (sighs) Oh, now you wanna leave, Johnny? Now you wanna leave? Well, too bad, my friend. You volunteered, and guess what? Life's not fair. And I wanna leave too, but I can't. So, welcome. (door-sliding action) What is this? Invisibility po-, what's the point of all these prizes at the end of the level, huh? The like empty consolation prizes, you know? We got the golden heart or whatever. This is just like, to make me feel better for, I don't know, people fuckin' dyin'? I better not have

a fuckin' inventory this whole time. I'm tellin' you. (triumphant jingle) Jesus Christ. Okay, well. (taps on desk) Thank God that's over. (sighs) "You've come far. "You've adapted to our challenges. "But life isn't always fair. "If it was, it would be boring." Okay, speak for yourself, game. It's time to make another choice. Just answer this one question. Why are you here? Why am I? I'm here because some idiot told me to play this sick-fuck-game, and I actually thought I would enjoy it, so that'

s why I'm here. That isn't the, that is the answer. That is the fucking answer. You think I would play this game if I knew people would die? You think I get a kick outta that? Fuck you, game. (sighs) I do care about my fans, okay. I have a feeling that's not what it's asking. I think it wants to know why I do this in the first place. Is that right? You wanna know why I sit in front of a screen and yell at video games for six hours at a time? Is that what you wanna know? You wanna get personal? O

kay, let's get personal. That's fine. Let's do it. Why the hell not? Well, the truth is, Johnny wasn't wrong, really. I don't really have any sob-stories about bad parenting or bullying or anything like that. But I don't really have anything good, either. I dropped out of school because I couldn't stick with it. I went from job after job after job after fucking job because after a little while, it gets a little hard to get yourself outta bed in the morning. And one day, I found this. Something I

was actually good at. Something that, at least for a little while, could make people happy. Something I can see myself doing for the rest of my life. Until today, when it became a nightmare just like everything else. Is that the answer? Is that what you wanted to know? Don't talk to him like that, all right Johnny? Don't be a... Okay. Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you what. You should be grateful. Let me tell you why. Because apparently, you have a perfect fucking life where you have the time to go o

n the internet and just shit on people like me and JumpingWolf. I'm happy for ya. I really am. And guess what, buddy. I'm also fighting for your life right now, so pray that I win, 'cause if I do, you get to go back to that perfect fucking life and shit on me some more. Okie day? What, you got nothing to say to that? No? Anything? Okay guys (sighs). (exhales heavily) Let's do this. Enter your name. Okay, I'll enter my name. How about (keyboard keys clicking) fuck you, game? Feel free to call me

that. Please feel free. (whimsical electronic music) What the fuck? "Ah, I am so tired from moving into my new house. "Time for food." Well it's definitely a horror game. No one's this happy after moving. I'll tell you that. "Oops, no groceries yet. "Better call for a pizza." Sure. Well, I don't have a lotta options here. You know what? Fuck you, game. I'm gonna choose salad. Yay, salad's on the way. "Now I can start unpacking." Unpacking? You're already, okay, well I guess there's some boxes ov

er here. "Let's unpack the first box. "Huh? "These aren't my things. "Maybe the movers messed up." Where's the music? "This box is full of dolls? "I've never owned a doll in my life. "Well, guess I'll have to make some report with the movers. "Some little girl is missing her dolls." You know what? I have a feeling it's not a little girl's. Whoever put those dolls there, my guess, is evil, but hey, maybe not. "I'm tired from a long day of moving. "It's time to go to bed." Should you go to bed? Yo

u have a box of creepy-ass dolls, but okay, all right, we're going to bed, sure. Whatever. (ominous electronic music) (creepy laugh) "I should go look for that noise." No, you should not go look for that noise. This guy deserves to get eaten, not me, okay? You know what? Fuck you, game. I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna sit here in my bedroom, safe and sound. Okay, yeah, I know, JumpingWolf, it probably won't let me do this. I don't wanna just take a blatant risk. (sighs) Fuck me. (sighs) All ri

ght, you know what? Fine, game. I'll leave the bedroom and check out the creepy-ass noise. "These dolls? "They're out of the box. "Who put them like this?" (sighs) (creepy laughter) Nope. Nope, back to the bedroom. There we go. Leaving the dolls where they are. No, no sir. Okay, "I should go back to bed." Should you? I don't know. That's probably, well, I guess I can't judge too much because there's a haunted video game killing people, and I haven't called the cops yet, so, you know what, sure.

Go back to bed. "Wow, I had a weird dream last night. "I better make a nice cup of tea to wake myself u-." -fuuuuck this game. (sighs) I would hate this game even if it wasn't killing people. "Right where I left everything." Okay, that's exactly where, fuck you, Johnny. Fuck you, hmm? All righty, let's see what we got here. "Nothing like a good cup of tea!" Jesus Christ. "I'm supposed to go to work soon. "But I have some time to kill." Hey, I think this is a hint. Okay, I feel like we should go

explore the house a little bit and see see if we can prove what happened last night actually happened, so no, we're not going to work. How 'bout that? Is that good with everybody? "Why can't I leave?" You can't leave 'cause you're a God-damned asshole, Johnny, that's why. "I need to water these plants." Maybe later. Anything? I guess this bookshelf. That's the only thing I can think of. Maybe there's a secret passage or something? "The bookshelf is broken from the move, and unstable. "As soon as

you touch it it falls on you." (crunch) What? What the fuck? What, no! Hey, come on! I didn't know. I was supposed to explore. Fuck you. Fuck you. Come on (ominous music) What the fuck? I was supposed to, shit, shit, shit. Hey, Wolf, Wolf, talk to me buddy, you still there? Are you okay? Wolf! Come on. Oh thank God. (sighs) Thank God. Johnny? Shit, Johnny? Now's not the time to be an asshole buddy, come on. I don't know, maybe he just pissed off. He was an asshole, man, I get it. But Jesus Chri

st, he didn't deserve to die. I wish I didn't say those things to him, either. God dammit. Fuck you, game. (sighs deeply) (sighs deeply) We got two lives, okay? What? No, I guess I, (emotional piano music) no, I have no idea. I guess I don't know really anything about ya'. No, I guess I never have. Why did you? Commodore 64, huh? That's my grandma's console. Everyone's good at something, buddy, okay? (sighs) There's a shit-ton of things worth existing for, okay? You can't think like that, okay?

(sighs) Damn. (sighs) There's a lot more to life than feeling useful, okay? You gotta find something you're good at, something you have fun doing, right? Fuck the haters, right? Fuck guys like Johnny, man. I don't know what to say, man. I appreciate that. Thank you, man. I don't know what to say, man. Thank you for making sure I don't die alone in here. No. No way in hell, buddy. We're winning this game. You and me are walking outta this game alive. You hear me? All right? Hell yeah. Let's do th

is. (sighs deeply) We got this, friendo. All right. This looks like the Resident safe-room. "So glad to have you visit me so unexpectedly. "You came in just in time for my most recent experiment. "It has been hard to find willing participants, "and I wish to use someone who I will not mind losing. "I fathom that the man "who has been fraternizing with my wife "is a suitable subject for such experiments." What? I ain't sleepin' with nobody, let alone a wife. "Do not attempt to exit your surroundi

ngs. "I have ensured there is no way to release this door, "and this room has no windows. "Please enjoy the final minutes of your pathetic life, "and always remember not to mess with a scientist's wife. "Yours truly, Dr. Daniel Smith." Fuckin' perfect. A puzzle-level. Oh, and Jesus Christ, it's timed. Okay. All right, JumpingWolf, you know what, no. Fuck that. What's your real name? I'm not callin' you by your username anymore. Okay, Jeremy, as you know, I am shit with puzzle levels, so I need s

ome help on figuring out what the hell to do. We're gonna go to this door. We got a padlock and a door, and this weird green vial of liquid here. There's a bookshelf. Okay, I'm not gonna touch that again. What's that? Oh, and that just magically turned into a cog. Okay, fine. Okay, cool. All right, let's see what this safe does. I'm gonna be guessing that forever. Let's see if we can find a number or something. Oh, shit. Okay, well that was supposed to happen? Anything on the piano? No? I guess

none of the pianos in this game work. That's fine. Well we have a cog. Where should we put it? In the middle? Oh shit, that looks dumb as hell. Okay, I thought that was a lot bigger than it was. Okay, let's see what else we can find here. We gotta find a number somewhere. Do I have to, oh there's a note, okay. Hey, there's a date on here. You think 1-1-7? All right, well let's just hope the developer was in English. All right, okay, let's try this. 1-1-7 (exhales deeply). All right, nope. You wa

nna try 7-1-1? Wrong again. Well, back to the drawing board, I suppose. Okay, bookshelf, lalalalalalala. Jesus Christ. Come on, we got nothin' in here. I've already looked, is it the time on the clock, maybe? Probably not, 'cause, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, forest-level page. Cool, cool, cool. Okay, so what number was that? Three, are you, how certain are you? 60%'s better than 0%. Let's do it. Okay, 3-8-8. Oh hey, it keeps the numbers from, Okay, cool, so it's a curvy number. 3-8-3, that's h

alf an eight. Okay, sure, let's do that. 3-8-3. Okay, not that. We're getting close. 'Nother curvy number. Five? That's kind of, okay, sure. Ay, there we go, okie-dokie. "You should find this piece a suitable replacement "for your broken clock-gear. "Please use in combination "with the piece I sent last month. (triumphant jingle) "Jonathan." And I have another cog. Hopefully it's more useful than the last one. What should we, well obviously, it's supposed to go to that clock thing over there, so

let's put one there and one here. Yeah, that looks right. Ay, cool deal. Okay, we have a hammer (triumphant jingle). I guess this guy is a murderer. Very jealous murderer, so maybe we can bash our way outta here. Is that what we're supposed to do? We hit the padlock. Of course it does nothing. Maybe the doorknob? (foreboding ambience) Okay. Well, fuck. What the fuck else are we suppose to do? Okay, do we do something else on the bookcase? I don't know. Dude, I think hittin' that vial was fuckin

' suicide, dude. It's probably poison or something. There's gotta be something else in this room. It's probably staring me right in the face. Come on. Fuck me. Dude, I don't wanna take a stupid risk like that, okay. Please. That's the creepy-ass girl from earlier on the shelf. That's foreboding. Okay, the paper, let's see. Nothin'. Cool. Well, that's fuckin' useless. Jesus Christ, we're running out of time. Fuck me. All right, if we go for this, can you at least call somebody just in case it goe

s wrong, okay? So you're not alone? (sighs) Fuck me. How sure are you? You think we can? Hey, no matter what happens, you matter, okay? Hey. (cheers) All right, buddy. Hell yeah I still mean those nice things to ya'. Ah, dude, if you were here I'd be kissing your genius ass, buddy. (laughs) "There's another choice for you to make." Great. Okay. "Would you murder another to save yourself?" No, absolutely not, next question. What? Okay, listen here, game. I know there's probably some sick fucks wa

tching this on the dark web right now. Hello, but let me tell ya' something. I've been playing fair. As fairly as I know how in this game, and I know, when it comes down to it, if I had to choose between me and someone else, I know I'll make the right call, okay? Yeah, you too. (sighs) Fuck. (whirring) Looks like we're in a shed of some kind, and we have a gun now, which I would have liked a few levels earlier, but now I'm not so sure. I don't know, Jeremy, but I think that's what it was hinting

at. (sighs) Fuck me. Hey, Jeremy, I am done with the self-sacrificing talk, okay? We're both getting out of here alive and with my integrity still intact, all right? I promise you that. I promise. Hey, hey, hey, look, a way out. Okay, cool, so we go find some gas, come back, and we get the heck outta here, right? I mean I don't really know where gas is, but one step at a time, I suppose. This place is almost pretty, isn't it? Hey, Jeremy, you ever wish you live in a post-apocalypse? I mean, I n

ever really wished that. It'd make the lines at Disneyland a hell of a lot shorter. Yeah, freedom to be eaten and murdered, maybe. Well, I guess it depends on what apocalypse it is. Hunter-gatherer days, all right, I could do that. But zombies, that's not really my kinda thing. (gunshot) Shit, what the fuck? (gunshot) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Please don't make me do this (pulse pounding). (gunshot) Fuck no. Come on, stop, stop. Fuck you (gunshot). Come on, dude (gunshot) (headphones clatter)

(sighs deeply) Somewhere, someone just died. It is my fault, man. I pulled the trigger. I panicked. I didn't know what to, I didn't wanna lose you. I didn't know what to do. Maybe it's not a player, right? Maybe the game's just fucking with me. Maybe. Yeah. I guess I should go ahead and heal up. Health's not getting any better after that, right? I can't, for the life of me, figure out what this game wants, man. Where it came from, how to stop this bullshit. You know, if we're here for show then

who's watching? Hey, that guy has a gas canister. Don't do it. Keep walkin' man. Please, I don't wanna hurt you, okay? I hope he gets out okay. They're not the real enemy. All right, let's see if there's gas in this weird square building. (sighs deeply) Okay. Yeah, that's creepy. You know what, I'm just not gonna ask any questions, and get the hell outta here. That's what I'm gonna do (triumphant jingle). Oh, shit, it's gettin' dark. Do I have a flashlight or anything? No? Okay. Keep your eyes p

eeled, Jumpin'. I don't see if anyone's comin' to shoot me. Thanks buddy. (skittering) Do you hear something? Oh, fuck me. Fuck, go, go, go, go, go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shit, okay, run out of sprint. Let's see if this gun fuckin' works. (gunshots) Fucking hate zombies man. God dammit. (zombies moaning and growling) Fuck you. We got this, we got this. What? No, no, no, no, no. Fuck you. Come on (gunshots). Shit, I'm out of ammo. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Maybe we can hide in the shed th

ing? Let's see. Okay, okay. Come on. No, come on! What the fuck am I supposed to do? Okay, okay Jeremy, I need your help, buddy. What the fuck do I do, man? What do I do, what do I do? There's gotta be ammo around here, right? It's a survival game. There's gotta be ammo on the ground here somewhere, right? Fuck you. Fuck you. Come on. Okay, okay, okay. Jeremy, tell me what to do, man. I don't know what to do. (Zombie growls) (crunching blow) (defeat-tone) I'm sorry, man. I told you it would be o

kay. It's not winning after this man, please. (sobs) Please don't let this be real. Don't say a God-damned word man. I'm done with this bullshit, okay? Just fucking kill me already. You should've fucking killed me at the beginning so no one would have had to die. So he wouldn't... "Curious." I'll tell you what's curious. That you're fucking with people with a video game. What's the point of all this, man? You just wanna dangle people's lives for your fuckin' weirdo show-and-tell? "You're alone n

ow, "which means you are ready for the final fight. "One last test of your skill." What, are you almost done with me? You gettin' sick of me, buddy? Okay. All right, well I've already been through enough hell. So I'm gonna start asking some questions, 'cause if I die, it's all futile, right? Okay. Why are you doing this? Fuck you, game. Fuck you. (sighs) Well, you got me. I'm all alone now, buddy. You're gonna see what I'm really made of. You're gonna see what I'm fuckin' made of, bitch. You wan

t me to ask you some more questions? Okay, who are you? Or what are you? You a person? Are you a fuckin' ghost? A siren. Okay, you know what? You're not gonna actually answer my fuckin' questions? Fuck it. Let's just get this shit over with. Let's do this thing. Death himself, huh, cute. Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a mysterious, what do these fuckin' do? You know what? Okay, whatever. Fuck it. "Say goodbye." Goodbye. Say goodbye to what? What am I doing here again? What is this?

Simon. I lost him on the first level and I didn't even know what was going on. (sighs) You don't have to show me his face. (sighs deeply) I remember him. I'm sorry, Johnny. (sobs) This game's going to regret showing me your face, buddy. Now I have everything I need beat it. I'm not dying in here. And you sure as fuck didn't die for nothin'. Let's do this, game. I'm fuckin' ready. God as my witness, I'm 'bout to take down the angel of death with a hammer (intimidating countdown tone) and a God d

amned mysterious bottle. Let's do this, bitch. Okay. Allrighty. What're we doin' here? Okay. (rapid clicking) Fuck, okay, this is gonna take a while. Shit, shit, okay. Retreating, retreating. We got this. You bitch. All right, you creepy bitch, let's do this. Fuck you. (exhales deeply) All right, all right, all right. Okay. A fuckin' fireball? What the, I don't have a ranged attack. You know what, fuck you. Of course it's not fair. Whatever. Okay, ah, God dammit. Bring it on, bitch. (yells) Fuck

you. Yeah. What up? Let's see if ya can hit me if ya can't see me, bitch. How 'bout that? Ooh. Fuck you, yes. (defeat-tone) I'm dead (somber ambient music). What? Second life? What the fuck? Ay! Good thing I got that ghost-heart, right? Huh guys? No one, nobody? Okay. No problem. It kinda helps. Hey everybody, this is Scott, welcome to the stream. I'm about to take down the Goddamn angel of death. Fuck yeah, let's do this guys. Wooh, come on. I can do that? (cheers loudly) Oh, you 'bout to go d

own, bitch. Come on, Livescream. Okay. Oh, mother fucker. Shit, shit. Okay, fuck you, fuck you. Retreating again. We got this. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Fuck you (cheers loudly). Mysterious bottle blocks fireballs, 'cause of course. Okay, all right, let's do this. Fuck you, fuck you, okay. You know what? Let's do this (breathing heavily). This is for you, Jeremy, and Johnny, and everyone else. Fuckin' Superpenguin in that last level, everyone this game has taken. This is for you. Surprise,

bitch. (laughs) I won. (energizing music) Oh, you still wanna talk to me, game? How 'bout fuck you, I beat you. Let me leave! (sighs deeply) Yeah, you're right about that. I'm not gonna forget their faces. You hear me? I'm gonna warn every single person on this planet about this game, so you won't have anymore victims. I didn't kill anybody, you did. -: Come on, let me try again. I wanna try again. (fearful heavy breathing) (screams) (music intensifies) (screams) (invigorating music) (heavy bre

athing) -: If you hear about it, don't look for it. If you come across it, stay away. If you see someone playing it, get out. You think it's a game. It is not. (heavy breathing) My name is Scott Atkinson, and this game ruined my life. (heavy breathing) (invigorating music) (whimsical electronic music)