Dating has never really been easy,
but modern online dating… -You're married?
-…is even harder. But, on a positive note, I met someone. Oh my God. He is so cute! -Really there's only one con.
-What? You've never seen him. I'm gonna fly to New York
for the holidays. I'm gonna surprise Josh
and get my happy ending. Josh! Someone's here to see you! As of this moment right now,
my disaster dating days are over. Natalie? Are you his "G" word? This is a Christmas miracle. Look, I can explain! I don't
understand. We talked. I made sure. The photo. It had my name on it. I'm pretty good at Photoshop. Please tell me you're calling after
the most intense sex of your life. Hard to have sex
when you've been catfished. You won't believe what happened. The guy exists and he's there?
You should totally go for it! I know Tag. Let me make it up to you.
I can help you get him. One week. No more lies. You're gonna set me up with Tag. All you need to know about Tag is he likes outdoorsy,
adventurous women
. -You climb?
-Me? Do I climb? I'll climb anything that moves. You ever been bobsledding before? You didn't tell me
he was Tom Cruise! Everything will be fine. -Just trust me.
-Trust the guy who catfished me? I didn't set out to catfish you.
It just kind of happened. I had my profile up on the app
for a year. One of the matches I got
was my old English teacher. She's 70 now,
and she has a pacemaker. Having sex with her
would literally kill. Yes! -What do you think?
-You look perfect. If I've lea
rned anything, it's that love
doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be honest. Do you still have
your original profile photos? I was going for, like, a rugged look. You literally look
like an axe murderer. You know, I've been thinking about
joining one of those dating sites. My friend Darlene joined one and she has seen more ass than a church pew.
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