Meanwhile… Subway Surfer Sex | Airplane Mode Unnecessary | Stephen Tries KFC’s Chizza

[Applause] say hello to Louis K on The Late Show man everybody Louis I can't help yeah yeah Keen eyed Keen eyed observers of The Late Show with stepen coar might notice that you have a guest musician the band tonight who's joining us this evening that's right we've got the legendary Chris a on trone thank you Chris other people joining us this evening is uh really one man who counts for many men he is so manly his his name you know him you love him his name is Josh broland everybody he'll be her

e right there folks if you watch the show you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news Workshop pulling together the days f a story copper steel and Brass from which I handcraft the most topical thermal Hull then add 14,500 BTU power gas burners and Rock Grill and Grand vated oven and Arch Deco inspired bezels and toe kick to build for you the feris rauli design Chateau Supreme Grand P gas range that is my nightly monologue but sometimes well I'm feeling you know I'm fleeing awa

y from the Triad gangs after stealing their cocaine submarine which I crash into a garbage island of the Pacific I dig a hole and fill it with discarded Ramen cups all my clothes and whatever was left of the tank of a broken diesel leaf blower and then light up the groundwater poisoning burn pit of news that is my segment meanwhile it's an oxygen tank it's an oxygen tank it's an air conditioner for the mine meanwhile meanwhile New York City subway surfers were recently caught having sex on top o

f a moving MTA train well I certainly hope they both got off off of the same stop can I just say can I just say let me just say something this is important I want all the kids to hear this that's incredibly stupid and don't do that but also wow being able to perform while hurdling above Queens with your ass hanging in the wind is impressive many men have trouble maintaining Focus if the dogs's watching meanwhile apple is warning customers not to put wet iPhones in rice they are instead encouragi

ng users to put their wet iPhones in Apple's new $1,200 accessory rice [Applause] no need a different charge cable for every grain though in other cell phone news experts are now saying that you don't need to use airplane mode on airplanes after all oh what a relief because whenever I fly I totally always put my phone on airplane mode I have to so I can hear every word of the safety demonstration tell me how this seat belt device works again so there are exit rows in front and behind me news you

can use apparently they've known for 20 years that airplane mode doesn't do Jack but they still ask us to turn off for phones because Airlines think people won't stop yapping on their cell phones during flights leading to more instances of air rage you know what else leads to instances of air rage being told that a transparently stupid and inconvenient rule is for our safety but by an industry who cannot keep the doors on so sorry for the language meanwhile as many of you know we are smack dab

in the middle of Lent the 40-day period before Easter when many Christians give up meat and reflect on their faith by staring at your burger in a way that makes you very uncomfortable well according to lent researchers over at Food and Wine magazine eating alligator beaver and capibara are all okay for Lent because alligator is considered in the fish family and we can eat Beaver meat since they swim a lot in rivers along with capy Bara we're getting pretty Loosey Goosey with the rules there aren

't we Catholic Church well look at that the neighbors kid won the swim meet do we have any barbecue sauce going to eat the neighbor's kid in that joke meanwhile Stingray experts were surprised to find that Charlotte a stingray with no male companion is pregnant amazing but not the most scandalous sex news about an animal named Charlotte we all remember that controversial scene from Charlotte's Web up a little longer experts think this pregnancy may be the result of something called parthenogenes

is which is a type of asexual reproduction in which there is no genetic contribution by a male or what many women refer to as best case scenario meanwhile really par theog Genesis meanwhile KFC the world's finest purveyors of food by the bucket the chicken chain is rolling out the cheet a fried chicken and Pizza hybrid that features two white meat extra crispy fried chicken filets with marinara sauce mozzarella cheese and pepperoni well this is clearly an irresponsible and bald-faced publicity s

tunt to get someone like me to eat it on TV and I'm in go here it goes m that is unusual but good I'm not sure how to describe it it's like if a chicken had sex with a pizza on top of a New York City subway train we'll be right back with Josh [Music] rolling