Neha Kakkar's New Song is so Funny

Hello guys! Welcome back to another video! It's your boy- Tiger Insaan, Tri- Jer insaan, Tirgerd Insaan, Tiger Insaan... Don't know what all you guys pronounce it as... All you can't pronounce is "Triggered Insaan" *But what can do, man?* Anyway, I was saying- In this video, we will watch videos that will make you go like- 'What did I just see, man?' Like this- *You keep making mistakes, one after the other. You do not deserve forgiveness!* *No, mother-in-law! Until you forgive me, I will not

let you go!* Just another day in TV serials where the daughter in law is at her mother in law's feet, begging for forgiveness! *-Let me go! -Please don't leave mother-in-law!* And then she grabs the end of her saree and... *Let it go! I'm telling you- let it go!* *You've been making so many mistakes over the years! I'm fed up of trying to correct you!* *-Mother in law! -You will not be forgiven today!* During all this, the mother in law keeps tugging her saree and the daughter in law is not ev

en able to speak! But she keeps on tugging and does not even bother to look behind! *You won't be forgiven! You won't!* WHAT am I seeing?! She's no more! She's literally no more! And, one second- In the end, she threw away of the loose end of her saree! The loose end was draped around her like this... which was suffocating her... So... how did she throw it away in the end, then? The saree... Am I dumb or what?! *Don't know!* She had been grabbing an extra piece of cloth in her hand which she th

rows away in the end So, it was not a part of her saree And meanwhile, this woman is no more! This scene makes me go like- "What did I just watch" But this makes me feel like I've seen something similar before One second, one second! *Googles* There was a similar scene... Here it is! The same grandmother slapped a girl and she twirled around, wrapped a curtain around her neck and suffocates herself The same serial folks recreated the same scene! They felt no shame making such things! *Have some

shame!* Yeah, so I was saying that you'll get to see videos like these today *-I'm the fastest reader in the world -Go on!* *What our Maths teacher sounds like while teaching us Calculus* What.. What did I just watch! "World's fastest reader" Brother is reading books in the way we gargle with tepid water! In the same way, I am the world's fastest speaker! You did get it, right? Why haven't you liked the video yet, then? Come on, leave a like on the video! I mean- What?!! This can't be real man

! One second! *-2 Seconds?! -Yes!* I can't believe! It is real but this is a comedy video This is a funny video. The name of the channel itself is- Josh2Funny Entertainment This was a comedy video. There is no way any man can claim that he has read 4 books in 2 seconds And that too, like this- *Sounds like a scooty with a start issue* I mean- Just ANYTHING?!! *I am a flying robot- Doremon!* *Whether you believe it or not- I am a flying robot- Doremon!* The song was suiting absolutely perfectly!

In case you guys don't know, a song of Neha Didi has just been released- *I have jiggled my anklet...* I mean, it's not an original, it's technically a remake of a song by Falguni Pathak ji If you have heard of it... So, I will say it because I have the guts to say it I am actually a fan of Neha didi I am calling her didi because she is elder to me I like her voice, okay? I like her songs but... but... but... trust me, this remake that she has attempted of 'Maine payal hai chankai' is so ba

d man!!! I mean, I don't know whether you guys liked it or not But if you listen to this song after you've heard the original, you'll be like- 'What did I hear?!' *I have jiggled my anklet...* Maybe it's not that bad but when you compare it to the original, then- Nah man! No! ABSOLUTELY NO! Plus this trend of remakes is so common- songs, films- everywhere there is a remake! This is irritating people even more! Move over remakes now! Take a look at the comments- *reads* I agree! The original is

legendary There is just one kind of comment in the entire comment section- *reads* And this is why a lot of memes and stuff are being made about Neha didi *-Neha Kakkad... -Yeah...* *Your voice makes me want to slap myself! What's wrong with you?* One second- Neha Kakkad was on Indian Idol and Anu Malik actually said this! *replay- just because once wasn't enough* Man... I respect Neha didi but this... Anu Malik is a savage, man! *repeats Anu Malik's words* Which is literally what 90% of the

population in India is saying after listening to this song *Your voice makes me want to slap myself!* *My question is- What part of a human's body is not present during the time of his birth?* *repeats the question* Teeth! Because you don't have teeth at birth. Some people do have hair... Yeah, so it has to be teeth! *What part of a human's body is not present during the time of his birth?* Teeth! *His head!* *7 crore!* EXTRAORDINARY!!! INCREDIBLE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! His head?! He's right, tho

ugh. Actually, when a human is born, he does not have a head And some people don't grow one even with age Just like this brother did not grow one! I mean- imagine : A human born without a head!? How, man?! How was his answer - Head!? *And for that, I am always grateful. Without you, there is no Nora Fatehi, okay? So you better know that!* Actually, all the popular songs of Nora Fatehi have been sung by Neha Kakkar! If I think about it- Dilbar dilbar and all the others... have all been sung by

Neha Kakkar! She's actually right! *Neha Kakkar is the gem of India! And without her, our music industry is nothing!* *-YESSS!!! -And I always say...* Meanwhile, Falguni Pathak, Alka Yagnik, Sunidhi Chauhan, Shreya Ghoshal sitting in the corner, eating popcorn, be like- 'Yeah, go ahead. Deal with this first!' I agreed with the first line , but this line was a little too much! Neha didi has sung several great songs and she is a legend... But... um, this was a little too much And I will be so h

appy if Neha didi moves over remakes and makes original songs as well because at this point, I think, people are fed up with remake songs and movies Oh... the bowler had the runner run out mid sprint because he was out of the crease What is it called? It is called Mankad... or something like that. Ooooh! I know this! I know this! And here she is... run out! For those that don't know what happened, the third women's ODI England vs India was being played recently India had already won the seri

es, the tally was 2-0 by then It was the final match and England was down to one last wicket Indian bowler Deepti was out to bowl when the runner moved out of the crease and she was run out This offended the people of England! How could she do that? Even though this is permitted by the rules, but according to them, this was against the spirit of the game And they got offended So now, we would like to tell them- all we did was take revenge for Lagaan movie! The scores are settled now! In the L

agaan movie, you played this run out trick with this child All we did was take revenge for that So people, please don't get offended The scores are settled- 1:1! *-Baby, listen! -Yes?* *A guy better than me...* Forget everything- look at his pink colored Barbie bike! It is talking to him! *-What will you do if a guy better than me proposes you? -I'll say no, ofcourse!* *-But you said yes to Sanjay in the park yesterday!* After he shot her in the Tik Tok style, the bike is even falling in slow m

otion! 'But you said yes to Sanjay in the park yesterday!' I had seen this- What Falguni ma'am did was: Some people had put up stories saying: 'Neha ma'am, please don't ruin the legendary songs of the 90's' So, Falguni ma'am had re-shared that story Then Neha Ma'am replied: I feel sorry for those that envy my success... etc etc *Welcome guys!!! Wooooooooooooo.....* It is a splendid day: It's theater round today. Let's begin in the name of Mata Rai, nothing can be better And we have with us, th

e legendary- Falguni ma'am! We were duped! Social media showed that Falguni ma'am and Neha Kakkar were rivals Reality: best friends! They duped us! We thought there was a controversy brewing between them! But they're dancing together on Indian Idol! *repeats the tongue twister* *Even his speed is alright!* Oh my Mother! Brother has road rolled all over English. Rest in Peace, English! English, we are ashamed that your perpetrators are still at large! *Mind it!* *-Hey! Don't you call me Bhai! D

are you call me bhai! -Why are you so enraged? Huh?* *-You're a ruthless butcher who can even cut his mother up for his money!* *But why are you so enraged? What happened?* *Before that, I will rub your father's head on the ground just like a monkey snuffs out a snake's life by rubbing it on the ground!* W...What?! *repeats the dialogue to try and make more sense!* *I will skin your entire family just like a goat is skinned after being culled* *You drink the milk of the goat and pull out the h

airs of your mustache! I'm on my way to capture your village!* *repeats the dialogue* Brother, how do you come up with such dialogues, man?! The script writers of the 80's and 90's were on another level! The dialogues today are like- "Shiva? What are you doing, Shiva? *Shiva, your hand!* *Shiva! Shiva!* *Shiva? Shiva, are you alright? SHIVA!* I have legit seen Brahmastra twice and I can actually confirm that Alia Bhatt has attached Shiva at the start and end of each sentence! She was actually c

hanting 'Shiva, Shiva, Shiva' in every sentence! And what has the movie's film maker, Ayan Mukherjee provided as an explanation for this? That when you actually love someone, you keep repeating their names while addressing them Man, who does this? Taking your lover's name four times in one sentence?! "Shiva, I Shiva...love... Shiva.... you, Shiva!" Nobody does that! This girl has put on a cap like thing... And set her hair... and so, she became a boy! No, she still looks like a girl! *Well don

e, child! Bravo!* And now, this boy will transform into a girl! From today, I am trusting nothing in this world! He turned into such a beautiful girl, man! Look at what he was and what he transformed into! My belief in humanity is waning now! I will never be able to trust anything in life after this! This is Angel Priya in real life! One second! Is he counting?! I was not able to get the 'fastest counter thing' earlier. Now, I get it! He's counting! Fastest counting! *how a mosquito sounds like

in the dark when you're trying to get some sleep* He missed 85! He missed 85! I noticed! I was listening to him closely! He missed 85! He had missed 41 as well. So, sorry child! You did not become the world's fastest counter! Earlier, there was that fastest reader. The one who went like- He was like that and even this one is counting the same way! Even I will set a world record some day, you'll see. World's....I will.. what record should I set? Yeah, 'World's fastest outro', okay? So, here it

goes: Anyways, guys! Thank you for watching the video! Hope you liked the video. If you did, leave a like Comment and let us know what was your favourite part. I'll see you guys in the next video, thanks for watching! Dude, this is legit my favourite meme right now! What a dance by Spider man and the Joker! *No! GOD! Please no!*