[Music] okay okay that's enough of that hello loyal viewers like me you probably never thought this day would come I see some old friends friends I see new friends I see friends who frankly should put some pants on and venture outside occasionally seriously get some sun but for those who are just joining us here's a little something to catch you up in the form of my incredibly exciting superhero origin story atrocity a City full of danger and only metroman was strong enough to defend him from Ev
il until I totally kicked his butt that's me mega mine incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villain but without a hero to fight I felt lonely so I created a new superhero to play with named Titan unfortunately he was a worse villain than I ever was it was then I realized my destiny was not to be a super villain but a superhero I defeated Titan and saved the day I became mega mind defender of atrocity but little did I know my greatest challenge was yet to [Music] come you're in m
y personal space bro oh well excuse me for swimming I don't think that was a sincere apology it's not both of you clam up we got work to do go [Music] [Music] fish here [Music] goes [Music] there it is I catch of the [Music] day oo this little baby's going to be worth of Fortune in the black fish [Music] market you think with all the time you you guys spent swimming in shoes you'd be smarter mind I knew it was only a matter of time before the Goof fish gang tried to steal the diamond and trusted
toy on loan from the Beijing water Palace it's something the old evil me would have done way back in the day sir way back in the day was just 2 days ago that's all time certainly drags when you're a good guy minion how could you possibly serve a bad guy who's turned hero quick correction there due to a ceasing assist order from from popular fast food chain Mr minions meatles I can no longer call myself minion so Megamind gave me a new name old chum it means old friend yeah well Chum also means
something else shark bait wait Chum means shark bait I guess sharks love bait it's a term of endearment a looks like we're both about to be shark ba not for long [Music] huh apex predators are a whole lot cuter when you can put them in your pocket they're getting away sir rbot 227 launch Porta prison hey what's going on here got out to hold you until we can transfer you to your fish bows in jail Chum this is beyond embarrassing sorry sir hey magm your gadgets are like the Titanic a total disaste
r how dare you the Titanic was a delight for most of the journey after [Applause] them they're in a fish [Music] tank [Music] you are great villains but as Heroes you guys are all wet let's finish them off J cute [Music] me buy [Music] water in the [Music] hall sir those bystanders are about to get squished it does not look good for them oh right I'm a hero now may I suggest the port old bazooka you read my mind jum [Music] yay cry it's a hard cibit to break CH make a note no more puns there're
beneath us cibber like the fish brilliant sir just brilliant and tell all your evil friends metrocity has a new Defender and his name is megamite aren't you forgetting another Defender sir don't think so you didn't by chance forget about someone who I don't know say gallantly fought by your side of course how could I possibly forgotten CH my friend yes sir fix brainbot 227 that short out was a little embarrassing remember I have a superh heroic image to [Music] maintain crime continues to plunge
since Mega mine saved Metro City from the clutches of evil but now villains many who flew below metrom man's radar are coming out of the woodwork so far our new Blue Hero seems up to the task and while many changes are a foot in Metro City the one constant is me roxan Richie reporting on the accomplishments of others huh honestly how did that sound like you just realized you've lost all interest in your job and you're going through the motions other than that slam DK and you are KO Marita presi
dent of Mega M's number one streaming online fan club Mega watch covering All Things Blue and superheroic in Metro city um okay have time for a few questions what is happening right now Rox and Richie you just helped mega save the city from Titan so what's your awesome Next Step next step and are you recording this don't worry it's great obviously you're too cool to be just on television you're a shark you have to keep moving girl you got to have a side hustle you're not wrong I don't know repor
ting is important but Megamind has been a hero for only a few days and he's already making a big difference in this City can't help thinking maybe there's a way I can be doing more too wait why am I telling you this how old are you again you first touche what you need to do is find the thing you want to do and go for it look at me a few weeks ago I was a middle school or sitting in detention now I'm streaming a show with a half million subscribers did you say half million that's like 10 times my
audience not counting family and pets got to go want to get a better shot of the ceremony before it starts good talk though yeah good talk half million for his ongoing heroic actions as Metro Defender I award mega mind the key to our Fair City I I mean why not right thank you thank you you're very kind CH be a good assistant and deal with this for me whoa [Music] been getting some feedback that some of my speeches have been running a little long so I cut this one down to stepl since the dawn of
time man has been dealing with goodus evil hey Chum how's the new hero get going Everything's changed for him me not so much I know what you mean I thought I was more to him I thought I was like his sidekick but he still just sees me as the minion who fixes his brain Bots and washes his socks you know someone very recently told me if you know what you want go for it so tell mega mind you want a promotion to sidekick oh it's not a Minion's Place D but you're not a minion you're more than that ma
ybe you just need to remind him how valuable you really are speak from the heart you're right I need to speak from the heart and that's why you're all so lucky to have me as your hero mega mind out excuse me mega mind I'm K Marita president of your fan club president oh I have nothing but respect for those who assume power then you'll love this I'm also your new social media manager streaming content creator and image consultant those are a lot of words I don't understand whoo is that is that th
e disguise generator can I try it don't touch that it's a highly sophisticated electronic device it's cool my generation was born tead really then I suppose this is one of those smarty pants phones with a calculator built right in okay wow that proves you really need my help you were threatening the city a few days ago now you're defending it people want to know who the new heroic mega mind is I'll help you show them you have a lot of energy did you just consume a pound of sugar no I'm like this
naturally must be exhausting I want to be a crime fighter just like you you know part of the team here's the thing I don't do teams I'm more of a solo act but you're adorable in a bushy sort of way so here's a souvenir it's either a paper weight or a flash grenade I can't remember which so careful with that they'll come around here he comes you ready oh absolutely T the brain pots program an algorithm for a a Surefire negotiation speech not what I meant by speaking from the heart ah there you a
re chop let's head back to the lair those socks aren't going to wash [Music] themselves good afternoon do you Aspire for success I bet you do well insert boss's name here while I humbly appreciate the opportunities you've given me since we've altered the mission statement of our organization I'm confident I could achieve more I believe I have made significant contributions to the new paradigm and wish for positional advancement befitting my more than adequate executions of said [Music] opportuni
ties Chum you're talking chiverish might be time to change your bowl water again what I'm trying to ask uh Chum wants a promotion he wants to be your sidekick sidick kick that's a big change I don't think you've thought through this old friend we've got a dynamic here I'm the hero you're the guy who gets to hang out with the hero now with that firmly reestablished let's go get some churros sir if you don't recognize my contributions maybe it's time for me to explore other opportunities H okay we
ll if you feel that strongly about it oh okay then uh if you feel that strongly about me feeling strongly about it I feel strongly about you feeling strongly that I feel strongly about you feeling strongly okay we get it everyone's feeling strongly no roxan who am I to clip Chum's wings I say fly you magnificent dog yes I will fly I thank you for all the good times we had we part now on friendly terms I'll be a monkey's uncle he's really walking away this time I don't believe you it's just a fig
ure speech I'm not really a monkey's uncle I mean I can't believe you just let him quit relax it's a negotiation tactic like the time he went on a hunger strike because he wanted a pet parakeet what is did you do then I waited him out until he finally gave in barricades are poop machines everything is changing so fast sometimes I miss the Simplicity of the bad old [Music] days I hereby call this meeting of the Doom syndigate to order first order of Business evil villain roll call Lady dler evil
witch of weather present Pier pressure master of hypnotism and all around super bad guy is also present no Behemoth burning hunk of burning rock also bring present my lover friend presant means one is here oh that's okay Behemoth it's the thought that count okay I think that's just about everyone aren't you forgetting someone the master of nightmares the Duke of Darkness the broken NightLight in your cold bedroom sit and tremble as you gaze upon the frightening sight of for night [Music] night t
hat is like the least frightening villain name ever why did you change it from Fright Night that was so much better what are you talking about it's the night it's like a night that's even darker than a usual night plus I'm an actual night which is also super dark but is it dark on to Serious Business it seems our former leader meam mine just got himself a new gig breaking news Meine gets the key to the city as Metro City's newest hero no way as leader I've decided it's time to pay Megamind a vis
it say what Behemoth leader you you are not leader it is one no mega mine gave me his darkest blessing raise your hand if you also think Mega mine left you in charge i h seriously how many leaders think we should pay Mega mine to visit I do fine it's settled then I agree but there is just one little thing to take care of hey doy Glo no scheming during lunch this was a nice place to lay low for a while but we've got some business to take care of hello darkness my old [Music] friend I can't move I
think you'll have problems hting the alarm if you are trapped in anible box help I'm trapped in an invisible box Behemoth go [Music] [Music] gravel please don't hurt me we'll show ourselves [Music] out Mega mine here here we come ever feel like you're driving to the same job drinking the same coffee wearing the same outfit almost every day yeah have you been wondering if there's more you could be doing to spice up your life yeah we have the answer have a Mr Minion's meckle protein on the go oka
y that really underd delivered roxan I'm in great Danger how are you doing this through the bobble head of myself I gave to you as a present it's a tracking device so I can look out for you I'm plattered by this invasion of my privacy come to the lair immediately my very life may depend on it hang on I'll be right there meind I'm in the kitchen hurry how dare you defy me you what is happening I'll tell you what's happening this disrespectful toaster pastry refuses to toast I thought this was a m
atter of life and death new Flash I need food or I'll starve besides I couldn't reach the pancakes new Flash toaster need to be plugged in or they won't work show me what you did it's sorceress maybe you should call Chum I'm fully capable of taking care of myself one question how does one go about taking care of oneself the intruder alert thank goodness isn't that bad it's ch he's always setting that on looks like someone couldn't bear to be without me well well look who finally decided to gr co
me on mega mind is that any way to welcome your old crew I mean what an unpleasant surprise my old evil super villain team you must be so stoked to see us stoked doesn't begin to describe it Fred night get this he now wants to be called 99 it's scarier oh yes I'm terrified see Megamind gets my darkness that's why he left me in charge but that's not why we're here we heard all about your new job you did yeah you think we were going to let that go without paying you a visit let him have [Music] it
guys can't we just talk conratulations nobody cany because he's now their evil Overlord and they're likely to receive an unusually cruel punishment oh yeahoo imagine the entire city thinks you are a hero when you said lay low in prison and wait for your signal we had no idea it was going to be this not even I could conjure such an illusion it's dark it's messed up and I love [Music] it oh yeah that's the stuff you think I'm pretending to be a hero huh oh and you'd be right of course that was ab
solutely my intention there no way Megamind could be real hero that would be great betrayal and cause much anger in behem but you not so beem is happy oh where is Miss Min the robot Pon that would keep your place so oh Chum he's not here because uh corporate shakeup lots of internal changes you know you're not supposed to dry your metal spiked capes in the microwave and the Doom Syndicate what's roxan Richie doing here I assure you there's a completely evil explanation for this we're waiting yea
h so am I roxan is here at this moment right now before us because she's agreed to be my evil bride what they still think I'm evil and only pretending to be a hero play along is this true more like too good to be true I can't believe you're with her she got me fired from my weather reporting job you got yourself fired because you never got a forast right no not to mention turning evil and throwing lightning at everybody Gail it's lady Doppler now and you two together I don't buy it Behemoth disa
gree Behemoth always sees certain romantic tension between blue man and pretty lady really opposite attract no like grapes and marmalade can you guys excuse us need a quick word in the kitchen with my not so better half ow I'll have you know those have a warm fruit fill Center that could have left me horribly disfigured why didn't you tell them the truth tell them I'm really a hero are you crazy there's four of them and only one of me they'll pound me into a blue pul bran they're going to find o
ut eventually oh and since when were you ever part of the Doom Syndicate uh oh founding member actually I was was cutting my evil teeth shortly after graduating from villain sh you went to a villain Sho I mean school really more of a mentorship program unfortunately my evil professor and I had a falling out we kind of went to Pieces literally always learning new things about you so I recruited the very best of the [Music] worst with me as their handsome leader the Doom Syndicate was the premier
villain team man those were good times I mean they were bad times that were good when I was bad but eventually I realized I didn't like sharing the spotlight so you ditched them I told them I was working on an evil project and that I'd signal them when I took over metrocity which they think I have until I can figure out a way to stop them we must keep up evil appearances no no no way come on roxan please no please and we're back so you guys have any schemes I mean plans while you're in town no b
ut this guy does I'm not following we're here for phase two silly phase two what's a phase two guess you're boyfriend doesn't tell you everything Megamind said when he took over Metro City we'd all have a place in the next phase of his evil master plan phase two is such a genius plan I cannot wait to get started yeah that's actually one of the reasons why I agreed to evil marry him I love a good face too but remind me again what this one is and what Havoc it might break would you give us a momen
t relax I never even bother to finish phase two let's roll what's the bad Rush guys you just got here let's have some fun before jumping into evil business shrads anyone I say we break it Mega mine city with a good oldfashioned crime spring I don't know guys aren't we all a little above crime spring at this point no look out Metro City Here Comes The Darkness let's do this way we go what a fun and totally preventable situation you've created please tell me you have a plan you better warn the may
or meanwhile I'll try to keep the Doom Syndicate from destroying the entire city while thinking of a plan to keep them from doing my other plan make sense yes but only in the you're the one saying it sort of way you should know I'm a people nonperson I'm a selfstarter but also enjoy the collaborative process I'm proficient in robotics Neuroscience chemical engineering Death Ray Construction bioengineering Ing and event planning so anything in those areas I'm looking for a toilet scrubber that's
perfect another item off my bucket list I won't let you down new [Music] [Music] sir [Music] today's forecast Bridget called flurries and 100% chance of do that's a thunderstorm not a snowstorm whatever Mr nappy nap even hungry it is just an advertisement you silly rock monster St let man trick [Music] Behemoth free [Music] police you're all under arrest now officers wouldn't you rather just arrest yourselves I have the right to remain silent anything I say can and will be used against me in the
court of law sorry about all this officers we'll have a good chuckle when you stap out of in a few hours Darkness the bin the chaos I Fe on it huh I will call you Mr cuddly snuggles no one must know of our friendship [Music] Darkness rbot code fix all the things the bad guys broke so I'm not legally or financially [Music] responsible that handled that for his ongoing heroic actions as Metro Defender I award Mega the key to our Fair City if only your adoring public knew it we had in store for [M
usic] everyone yeah po them wa those guys are no joke [Music] wa close one you again Mega M just saved Yours Truly from becoming a human vegan pancake for more awesome saves click like And subscribe oh my followers are going to love that and you're much faster than you look maybe it's the boots you're going to stop those guys right eventually but right now I'm deep undercover they still think I'm a villain cool so you need my help I'll take the volcano guy no here's what you need to do use your
super tween speed to run on home and watch cartoons I'm more useful than you think you know look at that a bank just waiting to be robbed let's see some of that old Mega mine magic uh no thanks I'm good huh I mean I'm not good it's just important to keep up good appearances remember they still think I'm a hero what is the point huh these D is just around the corner robbing banks was like a ray of dark in your already pitch black soul oh come on please fine I'll do it even though this sort of bad
is beneath me [Music] now it's meab Bine the hero of Metro City oh no please your applause really isn't necessary I can't wait to see their faces when they realize evil mega mind is back their sorrow will be delicious their sorrow will be delicious that's what you sound like a few days ago if you have come it I'd be hiding under my desk such a relief to know you're on the good side now but no need to make a fuss in fact why don't you all go back to treating me like you did in a bad old days but
that's when you were evil you kept robbing us that's not why you're here is it I'm sorry I have to do this but but why because it's uh it's uh it's a safety drill huh for Mega watch half a million viewers we're making this for the kids at home so they know what to do in case a real villain comes into the bank right mega mind yes I mean yes so let's just pretend it's like the old days it'll be fun everyone let's get those hands in the air come on get him up F oh hi get it did I just save your bu
tt feels like I just saved your butt just need a quick pick of the exact moment you realized you need me I guess he is still a master villain not only is he robbing the place he's stopping for stealie he hasn't lost a dark and twisted step I still think something's off about him you are just jealous the man is a genius after all he left me in charge what are you talking about he put me in charge he told the Heth leader should go by height and Earth stay back stay St back I say it certainly was g
ood to work those old bank robbing muscles again okay we need you to settle something who did you leave in charge of the Doom Syndicate uh isn't it obvious I chose the evilest and most qualified candidate wait huh I'm getting calls from all over people are seeing Mega mines running a muck with a group of villains out there he's buying us time until he can figure out a way to stop them Mr Mayor we have to trust him we're still cleaning up after the last time Mega mine saved the city I don't know
what to do nobody told me Maring would be so hard and I can't open my tummy medicine thank you Christina far be it from me to presume to tell you what to do Mr Mayor no no please presume away I I got nothing well first you need to notify law enforcement to pull back until Megamind can figure out what to do then get a hold of emergency services and have them stand by just in case things go wrong right got it what did you say after first oh you wouldn't believe the day I had they wouldn't understa
nd the new me not like you did Chum but I guess that's all in the past I'm defender of metrocity now and I need to learn to handle these things on my own but how do I take down Four villains at once maybe I just need to sleep on [Music] this what is that infernal racket [Music] what in the name of kin's cat collection is going on here since we're launching Phase 2 tomorrow we decided to throw a Metro City's going away party I didn't agree to that timeline and where did all these people come from
don't worry they're all dark and dangerous [Music] criminals I bought some time with the mayor what's all that Ruckus I'm the victim of an impromptu rager just a second Roan sir I'll have you know that is my special chair off now why aren't you using a coaster I want everybody out of here ah don't be the pooper of besides we texted some old friends who just broke out of prison they should be here any minute old friends oh no the Go Fish King just walked in if they tell to Syndicate I'm really a
hero and not a villain pretending to be a hero this could get ugly quick there he is got to go attention everyone I said attention there's something you all should know about your host preot lay down a six feet Mega hey what the wish I didn't have to resort to [Music] this hold on just you all should know Mega M has had no portal Dance Training DJ put another stanky Groove in my [Music] pocket I'll take Mega M to you two get to that microphone and warn everybody hey look out of my way [Music] h
ey we got a dance off over here stand [Music] [Applause] [Music] still [Music] get back here where he go what [Music] the how many CHS can one guy [Music] have 4,987 but who's counting one down two to [Music] go [Music] oh no don't mind me just talk to little plutonium BL you n CL of [Music] motion you have dislodged my beverage oh um sorry Pier but that Ice Cube's gone [Music] back [Music] water up that was a battle but I was once again Victorious new sir by the way do you have a few seconds to
discuss some life-altering changes okay I'll take your simmering silence as a yes firstly my Keen eye for detail has noticed that we only get two customers every day Ecentric Edd and his pet cockroach Fus but what if we had more customers now I know what you're going to say jum how can I increase my cash flow in this treacherous economy well while I was in my office just now I came up with a few ideas first I'd recommend giving the place a good scrubbing latest market research shows people gene
rally don't like sticking to chairs second let's face it the kitchen staff is horrendous new sir I am the kitchen staff oh which is a complete and utter waste with your radiant personality you should be out here with the customers and the fully automated Cooking System I've designed will allow you to fill this place with your unique brand of customer service sunshine and finally I propose a menu change we need to specialize and what's the one food everybody loves Donuts say the word and I'll get
started you won't regret this new [Music] sir Megamind what's going on this place is a wreck was there some kind of battle just a dance one can you turn off the music please what music oh that can't be good did you make muffins yeah I'm trying new [Music] things why are you mad at my taste buds I said I was trying new things maybe I should use these on the Doom Syndicate still don't have a plan huh have you tried just telling them to leave if I tell them to leave they'll ask why and if I tell t
hem why they'll get mad and when villains get mad they break things and the first thing they'll break is me and me is one of my favorite things in the whole wide world well we have to think of something before they do whatever this Phase 2 thing is the problem is they're always together I have to find a way to take them all out at once last night Ro sand YY all right muffins well now that we've s oh it's nasty now that we've celebrated Mega M's Triumph surely it's time for phase two again my evi
l hubby has so many amazing phases I get confused what exactly is phase two okay phase two is an ingenious plan I had to launch metrocity to the Moon you're joking right how would that even work simple Evil Genius physics really an energy force field would ENT trap air and protect the populace from g- forces as Rockets built beneath the city would carry it up to and safely land on the [Music] moon there we would establish an entire planet devoted to evil kind yeah imagine all of us living togeth
er always for eternity Forever Until the last star falls from the heavens and beyond that together there all of us just me and my evil friends living in infinite Darkness why do you have a teddy bear give me back Mr cud stuggles there there it's going to be okay Z this is why no one thinks you are scary teddy bears aren't scary yeah they only eat Hiers [Music] idiot getting back to this plan of yours just I was curious because I am super into it how would that even work just building the giant R
ockets under the city would take years actually it took 6 months construction moves pretty fast and you don't have to worry about silly permits and Union lunch breaks one of the advantages of being evil I guess excuse us guys I thought you said you never finished phase two still needs a couple of coats of paint also never totally satisfied with the decor let's get in there and launch those suckers yeah uh yeah that' be in the launch room password error access denied oh no I've forgotten the pass
word okay plant foil time to go P it you forgot the password thought it was my birthday guess not that's so like me can we go now actually it's not like you see this is what I'm talking about he's been acting got a character since we got here how dare you imply I have character and who said you could use my favorite mug don't forget we've been waiting a long time for your plan here to come to fruition I don't think you want to disappoint your old friends yes ominous warning noted how's this for
ominous either we launch by the end of the day or we level the city got it did you really forget the password of course not the password is tx8 675309 it' take an idiot to forget that we can't let them launch the city and we can't let them destroy it you have to do something yes I've been racking my brilliant mind to come up with a plan Titan was just one villain this is a whole Syndicate of them I can't beat them alone roxan you don't have to you have me and you have Chum you just need to be wi
lling to ask for his help oh I should have never let him go he's been by my side through bad and good never once asking me for anything except for the parakeet but again they're poop machines roxan stay on topic you're right I need to let Chum know I appreciate him not just as a colleague but as a [Music] friend Chum's working here now they called me for a reference used to be a diner but I don't remember it being so popular just with the health department and cockroaches oh vile creatures I des
pise them more than button- down collar okay guess I know what not to get you for your birthday uh excuse us I'll try my best name please uh mega mind defender of metrocity I'm kind of a big deal oh I'm sorry Mr deal your name's not on the reservation list res patience for donuts we're not here to eat there's an emergency let me guess a fashion one excuse me ma'am you give me no choice but to assert my dominance upon you roxan it's no use clearly this Hostess is trained in Krav M you guys having
a little trouble how are you always around us girls got to have our secrets am I right seriously don't know how you guys survive this long without me think you can do better KO Marita Mega watch you could let my friend in or I could post a scathing review to my many followers mentioning the restaurant's cockroach infestation nice try but we don't have a cockroach [Music] infestation ew she's touching it Ko's hand modeling career is over before it even started he's harmless just needed the distr
action thanks Ecentric Kitty I owe you one don't mention it kid I remember when this place used to be cool I don't approve of your methods but you're starting to grow on me like a pleasant [Music] fungus wow theyve really clean this place up then he said crime it's a hard Hala to break previous sir what are you doing here oh Chum what are the odds us running into each other at my favorite eery that I've just walked into for the first [Music] time but I'm not really here for donuts oh but do try
one sir CH I came with a all my stars it's like a teree in my mouth but I came here to tell you something that's not easy for me to say I I want you to know I've always really appreciated J good buddy oh uh new sir this is my old boss previous sir pleasure to meet you I go by Mr donut now it was Chum's idea and he's told me some pretty great things about you guilty is charged though a few were just indictments wow it looks like he's getting along rather well without me Chum is a dream come true
business is booming check this out not only has he fully automated the kitchen but he also came up with the recipe for my secret Glades listen to me Kev I know I was a bit of a grouch when you started you new sir no no no no it's true but I want you to know I appreciate everything you've done for me as a colleague but more importantly as a friend [Music] so I got you something your filthy unwashed apron but you cherish this and now it's your filthy unwashed apron wow you were about to tell me so
mething previous sir yes I wanted you to know that I'm too late it's clear this is where you belong now just know letting you go is the biggest regret of my soon to be short life previous sir are you in some kind of trouble it's not your concern anymore besides it's nothing I can not handle on my own Goodbye old friend just do me one favor be happy where's CH he's where he truly belongs now I can't put this off any longer I have to stop the Doom Syndicate myself even if it most certainly leads t
o my demise car what are you going to do hopefully come up with a really good idea that's all I got listen you don't have to to do this alone I'm the defender of metrocity roxan if I don't look out for this place who will but who's going to look out for him welcome to season7 of crab Wars crustation Devastation culinary and where have you been oh just reminiscing about days gone by frag M mented memories of The Way We Were what's he talking about Behemoth get the picture picture that's the reall
y good idea I was looking for Behemoth since this is our last night on earth we should really get a picture of all of us brainbot 227 everybody squeeze in tight come on don't be shy I really want to capture this moment don't you want to be in it maybe the next one come on let's get some grimaces on those faces on a count of three everyone say p to prison three 2 1 p a prison and who know your days of Freedom oh yeah ha o yeah what's going on I'll tell you what's going on you guys prison uniform
if this is a joke it's not funny not for you but I'll be laughing your hor all way back to prison our patience is wearing thin you know what's going to make you thin prison food I could do these all day so let's just cut to the chase I'm really a good guy a champion of Justice a hero you watch your language in front of Behemoth I have been noticing Megamind acting strange lately and not in a good dark way with idiot I've been saying that the entire time if meamy really hero why he not be honest
and tell all evil friends because you'd all destroy me that's why you're locked safely in US malfunctioning quter prison man I really got you guys it's a prank Bros now who's hungry oh if it was a prank then why are you sweating sweating who's sweating blast you sweat bead don't do this to me go back from Once you came attention everyone mega mind really is a hero he's not pretending how did we get here nice of you to pop in mega mind Towers but feel free to enjoy the show get [Music] him thing
[Music] hurts time to say 99 see guys in the proper context that name is [Music] frightening well do you seek you're [Music] going H special chair [Music] ejected you just run away from your problem no more mega mind with its hero dead Metro City belongs to us now but maybe it's time we relocate it to a better neighborhood molia the moon Behemoth I'm talking about the [Music] [Music] [Music] moon special chair I failed you I faed killed everyone take it right here Mega mind's close how do you kn
ow that the fan club pin I gave him has a Tracker in it that's pretty devious you are his number one fan this is kind of a sketchy neighborhood going where the danger is is part of our job besides we've always got diplomacy oh did you learn that in school no diplomacy is just what I call my bat he go I think you're going to fit in just fine oh stop the [Music] bin mega mind never heard of him we've been looking for you all over the city oh wait what's with the fake beard you look like a sad blue
wizard obviously I'm hiding the city belongs to the Doom Syndicate now oh here I have one for you too we can be beard buddies I don't want to be beard buddies I want you to get off your butt and save the city you're the only one who can look that's a nice sentiment but I've made a new life here yeah the piles of trash really tie the alley together thank you madam president wait how did you do find me anyway us girls got to have our secrets well that's adorable but there's no point I gave the he
ro thing a shot I can't protect this city I failed you didn't fail me what do you mean when I first moved to Metro City with my mom I got got teased a lot my name the way I dressed the way I just say whatever's on my mind I think being an outsider people just assumed I was a bad kid I started being what they expected of me getting into fights skipping class but then you stopped Titan it showed me maybe I don't have to live up to others expectations I just have to live up to my own if a bad guy c
an become a hero maybe so can a bad kid must be disappointing to see your Heroes s such a Fredy cat no shows you're smart because you have zero chance of defeating the Doom Syndicate on your own I thought you were my biggest fan I am but I'm also a realist I'm both comforted and confused by this pep talk look putting aside your silly pride and admitting you need help is not weak I think you'll find a true friend is with you no matter what you guys continue your gooey moment I'm going to go watch
your six this is a big no matter what you get our backs we'll get [Music] yours okay but I've got to find Chum I'm going to tell him I took him for granted he's more than a Lackey to me he's a partner a friend and I'm going to ask for his help you don't need to ask Chum what are you doing here my work is done with Mr donut but sir my work is never done with you your constant state of chaos makes me feel as though I'm always needed you are old chum you are after all what's a hero without his sid
ekick sidekick really sir I can't tell you how long I've waited for this diplomacy I'm so sorry Chum I didn't know it was you big fan by the way wonderful to meet you Darkness compels you to hit it harder is hitting it harder how how long is this going to take this titanium plating is a formidable foe to our powers but eventually we heal to the darkness as all things do in Nono speak please about an hour if we don't break for snacks by my calculations they should be able to break through the sec
urity door within the hour if they don't break for snacks we need to draw the Doom C to get away from those launch controls a distraction something they hate with so much passion it overrides their evil Mission but what right with all the excitement I forgot they want me dead what luck there is a second entrance to the control room the air vent can someone get in through there oh unfortunately we made sure every inch of our lair's air conditioning system was protected by the very latest and evil
Weaponry Chum and I prepared for every possible scenario except you having to get back in yourselves toua it's tou but we're not our old selves anymore we're better we're heroes now and I know the new good uses can outthink the old bad uses I can get through that air vent sir you can depend on me I have no doubt I can that leaves you and me to keep the bad guys busy but how are we going to do that when they have all your toys they're halfway we're full wits I'm sure we can think of something if
we all put our heads [Music] together huh we're one head short KO get in here seriously thought you wanted to be a member of the team uh yeah uh but just so I have this on the record you and I have a de I help you you train me to be a crime fighter you help me I'll train you to be a crime fighter you have my word which is something I I apparently have to keep now time to kick some Doom Syndicate booty spoken like a true defender of Metro city this city doesn't need a Defender it needs Defenders
but first we're going to want to make a supply run I know where we can go welcome to everything City 500,000 ft with over 500 locations in all 50 states just like the commercial says if the thing you're looking for is not at everything City it's not a thing come set a course for savings welcome to everything City we've got less than an hour to stop the Doom Syndicate so stick to the list we're not here to [Music] browse Thal lasers no giant robot suits no polarity reversers oh no hair clippers
price is [Music] averted they fast [Music] jump that's just about everything now just name tennis balls all of [Music] them oh excuse me I'm looking for a parade it's a gift of appreciation for a friend oh I've got just the one sir I give you mephistophiles the parakeet of the Gods oh absolutely [Music] [Applause] [Music] not um how will you be paying today set a Creme Brule we'll put it on my card oh right paying for things whoever came up with that scheme is a real Evil Genius the darkness Fad
es to light and I have failed to bridge the entrance I have failed I have failed faed good news everyone we're in it's about [Music] time say what you will about Mega mine but he's always made things us are friendly whoa not so fast who said you could press it I'm the leader are we really going to keep arguing this point we are we got to figure fig this out if we're going to live on the dark side of the Boon together H let me guess leadership squabble zombie me mind obviously he's not dad rocks
for brains but he is just in time to see us complete the job he wasn't evil enough to finish launch sequence initiated 5 minutes to ignition perfect amount of time to bring you for to Justice and still be able to microwave some puppet corn you really think you can go Toe to Toe with us alone whoopsie not alone you lose oh it's re evil bride not evil not a bride that was an act we decided on together sort of but obviously there is some romantic tension between you two no it's complicated guys do
I have to villain expain everything to you they're obviously here to stop the lunch get out chump code they're coming out got it sir those hair clippers huh who new they're industrial grade code I'm going in code good luck and code try not to get zapped okay just got to press the button and stop the launch no need for alarm the alarm someone's breaking into the layer oh right that's [Music] [Music] me okay how to time this right one Mississippi two Mississippi [Music] three hey I did it in aler
in alert why did we have to be so thorough hey where'd they go what the now the ball is in our court get it not bad though I would have gone with tennis anyone not the face you don't have a face all right stop moving around I can't get a clean shot tiny things hurt stand still your giant baby play time not sure we're going to beat these guys with sporting equipment we just need to buy Chum TI and if I know my ingenious little robot fish monkey he should be cleverly slipping through the lir defen
ses right about now help I've been caught trying to slip through the layers defenses intr alert int Alert in okay relax you got this think jump [Music] think e [Music] e no I'm going to miss that body it was my second just have to hurry before I dry [Music] out the launch [Music] button almost there well well nice of you to flop in can I trouble you guys for a tank of decoronated water preparing City to launch nine [Music] [Applause] [Music] six I thought Chum was supposed to stop it by now you
know him always waiting till the last second five [Music] Four 3 [Music] 2 one commencing launch there goes the last [Applause] [Music] second got to say not a fan of pH two in theory it was amazing in practice kind of horrifying and the hits keep on [Music] coming we'll buy up more time if we split [Music] up help out my way face what are we supposed to do now where am I going to go what's going on we're all do go thank you Mr Mayor what's your plan I'm sorry I didn't know I needed an actual pl
an for the city launching into space someone clearly needs to take charge that's supposed to be you I just remembered I got a really important lunch meeting got to [Music] go everyone please try and calm Downy plan everyone shut your pie hole my girl's trying to save your butts so listen up you got this police have your officers dissolve panic and steer people indoors or underground pamic have ambulances ready also be prepared to distribute air sickness pills in large quantities all for that you
're already barf twice and firefighters I need the keys to that [Music] Chum the whole City's about to have a new zip code you have to hit the cancel launch button kind of busy at the moment sir yeah busy getting turned into Sushi I should warn you guys I'm an expert in the Aquatic Arts I'm guard Ascent [Music] terminated you did it [Music] Chum no you did it Tom the city's falling too fast we have to try [Music] to this is the end of the line for you mega mind you all do know we're plunging tow
ard the Earth right now do not try to confuse us with science wait as former leader of the Doom Syndicate and according to evil custom I claim my right to my own demise per the villain Charter article 7 paragraph 4 the article states that an outgoing evil leader can only be terminated by the new evil leader so which one of you is that again guys it's me you know it is I'm the darkest and the doomi I am a clear chice I have a b human wonder if we can put differences aside and find commonality in
the ultimate vanquishing of arch fo he's getting away in case my fellow Doom SL [Music] he's down here somewhere I feel it in the black void of my soul Chum are you there you have to get to the manual controls City descending no can't do sir lost my ball no getting out of this one there's always a way out help is on the way friend of friends poly 227 launch operation [Music] [Music] parakeet [Music] Sir you made me my own brainbot pet parakeet come meet poly 227 a sure of appreciation for all yo
u mean to me I know you wanted a real one but again so much Pop I love him sir Eternal Darkness awaits you Megamind what to do what to do disguise generator I can spell your Fe it smells like dark [Music] bacon look on my eyes and fall under my power man of blue ha the B of leadership is whack don't pop the champagne just [Music] yet solid reap the Whirlwind mega mind not a whirlwind roxan was right you are terrible at weather maybe so but at least I'd still be around to enjoy it you not so much
I guess you always were meant to be the leader lady Toler I know right but a word of advice stay crouching [Music] but why are puns always so hard to avoid oh I forgot all about you when I was on such a good roll Behemoth figer just wait until competition eliminated before squashing through man that's actually a really good plan Behemoth appreciate [Music] compliment I squish you hey look over there Behemoth no all her oldest trick in the I'm sorry was I interrupting something my hero behind yo
u how's this for scary leadership here I come hey tall dark and shrines you are huh what's that either a paper weight or a flash [Music] grenade night9 night nighty night oh guess it was a flash grenade you are 100% Going up on my inspiration board no time for Laurel resting let's [Music] go reaching terminal velocity the r rocket lever is jammed I can't do this alone nor will you have to this is a team [Music] effort we need more Mega musle warning warning impact is IM approaching fast warning
impact IM warning warning just a more [Music] City landed thank you for flying with us you saved the city again sir no we did sorry about your body Chum that's okay still got a few spares in the closet oh would you look at that after the city's already saved here comes the mayor to take all the credit or he just wants to give me another award award after what you just did to the city hardly a building damag this time we're getting good at this are you kidding you put the city backwards backwards
personally I prefer a Mountain View but I'll put it back later uh just so you know we all risked our lives to save the the city while you were cowering from your job oh you think you can do better I know I can oh okay just sent you my resume mayor roxan Richie I like the sound of [Music] that we are ready to do thy bidding your majesty okay okay I'm the mayor now not royalty forgive us your Excellency got the exclusive right here Mega fans rockan on the inside mega mind Chum and yours truly on
the outside and all of us working together to keep atrocity safe from Evil you're getting good at this hero thing you know I I think I finally learned the big difference between being a hero and being a villain what's that bad guys look out for themselves Heroes look out for each other together will be unstoppable Koo if you'll do the [Music] honor evil has finally met its match oh you've got to be kidding [Music] me I call this meeting to order as leer I permit it no me leader I must say I comm
end you all for your efforts against mega mind but alap you lack the proper leadership to get the job done oh really on second that maybe change is a good thing so glad you've come around with my help our blue friend will Ru the day he betrayed evil what makes you think you can take down mega mind when we all couldn't because I Mar your villain am the Evil Genius who taught mega mind everything he knows and I promise our blue friend Ru the day he betrayed [Music] [Music] eviler this time [Music]
it's it's [Music] to better R [Music] High [Music] her [Music] [Music] it's so good to be good time you now B [Music] feel good to [Music] [Music] be [Music]
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