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[First frame] 'Presenting the two educated, wise bombs of our film.' 'These bombs didn't go off in the army but they explode daily at home.' 'Their morning is good only after firing shots' 'which is bad for their neighbours.' 'These are the tormented neighbours.' Thank God, Pappu was born in a different neighbourhood. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been born in this neighbourhood. Colonel Shamsher Singh, Major Ranveer Singh won't get scared of your blank shots. If you want to shoot then do it in my

chest. Don't makes excuses like women and shoot here and there. Why shouldn't I? Your dog poops in our house. If you are so fond of letting him roam freely then make him wear a diaper. Does anyone make a dog wear a diaper? All your life your family tied a bag around a goat's udder so that the lamb shouldn't drink the milk. Have you forgotten how to put the diaper so soon? You just have to put it carefully. Is it such a big deal? Alright then. Let your cat enter my house now. If I don't finish h

er off then my name is not Major Ranveer Singh. You are not worthy of being called a Major. The ones who gave you the status of a major have court-martialled you. That was because of you too. You were my friend and you stabbed me in the back. Am I Kattappa that I stabbed you in the back? -Look at him. -You have reaped what you sowed. You couldn't afford to live in DadduMajra and you came and built a bungalow next to me in Sector Eight. Did your father give me this land? I have spent my life's ea

rnings on it. DadduMajra is a hundred times better than living in your neighbourhood. Go live in Balongi for all I care. The elders are right. A husband should not be gullible and the neighbourhood shouldn't be quarrelsome. Bravo, God. You have arranged a bottle of alcohol and chicken for me today. Thank you. It's all been arranged. What happened, Major? You were fighting early in the morning today. You could have called me at least. I would have taught the Colonel such a lesson that he would ha

ve screamed. Greetings, uncle. Can I get you something else to eat? No, child. You will get late. By the way, why have you covered yourself like that? It seems like you are going to touch a hornet's nest. This is our culture, uncle. Dad says that daughters are their father's honour. They are the crown of their father's heads. That is why I cover my face even while going to college. Neither anyone should see me nor my father's honour will be harmed. Right, dad? I am proud of you, my child. By the

way, make the holes around your eyes slightly bigger, lest you bang your scooter straight into a lamppost. Look, child, a turban's cloth can be bought from the market but you won't be able to buy another scooter worth sixty-five thousand. Major, I just remembered my lunch is at someone's last rites ceremony. Ramla Lala Pradhan died. I have heard that they have invited the most famous journalists in the city. It is appropriate that I be there so I shall take your leave. Lest they finish off all

the dessert before I reach. Alright then. I'll eat all this on the way. Okay, dad. I should go as well. Alright, daughter. Dad, I forgot, I have extra classes tonight. And I'll be a little late. Okay. Take care of yourself. Okay, dad. My daughter is completely untouched by the world. "Come on, baby, let's do it." "Come on, baby, let's do it." "I am feeling so good tonight." I was going for his final prayers tonight. Many journalists will be there for lunch. Then what will you do there? If I live

in your neighbourhood that doesn't mean that you won't appreciate a senior journalist. I keep giving you so many news on a regular basis. If you bring news for me then I too pay you in the evenings. Alright then. I'll come home in the evening. I won't be at home in the evening. I am coming to tell you something important about the Major. I think I will be at home. You, scoundrel, did you whistle at me? No, it came out automatically when I saw you. Be grateful that you have just seen me until no

w. If you ever see my dad then who knows what might come out of you. You're right. Oh, wow. Even the onion doesn't have as many layers as this cultured girl. At home, in front of her dad, she is like Door darshan. Out here, in front of the world, she is like Fashion TV. Colonel, look at this girl's behaviour. Jugnu, when I don't have to go to a certain village then why should I speak it's name? She is the major's daughter. Mom and dad act so sanctimonious. And look at this. Thank God, that my ki

d is not like Major's. Even if God has given me only one son but he has such high thinking. -Responsible. -Cultured. Obedient. He doesn't talk unnecessarily to anyone. He is even more shy than the girls. Child celibate. "Your eyes are blue and your shades are by Dior." "Your suit is pink and your scarf is pure chinon." "Your eyes are blue and your shades are by Dior." "Your suit is pink and your scarf is pure chinon." "Your fair complexion is hot." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "Every

part of you smells like Chanel." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "My heart gets hanged when I see you. My Mustang follows you automatically." "My heart gets hanged when I see you. My Mustang follows you automatically." "Please say yes, my love." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "God must be on a vacation when he thought about you." "God must be on a vacation when he thought about you." "Your village is

near Jhang." "Your eyes are blue and your shades are by Dior." "Your suit is pink and your scarf is pure chinon." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." "Every part of you smells like Chanel." It's four thirty. It's time for my dad to wake up. Simran, come. Let's go. -Arjun. -Arjun. -Good night. -What do you mean good night? How will you go inside? Smart people have smart keys. Bye. Look at this cultured boy's behaviour. The father can't get drunk enough

and the son can't get sober enough. Oh, no. Someone has moved my lift. That scoundrel Ramu must have done this. Let him come in the morning. I will beat him to a pulp. Oh, my God. And the second world war began like this. Son! -Dad? -I have named you Arjun and you start talking about wars as soon as you wake up. What else will a soldier's son do? I was studying history, dad. I am more happy about the fact that you are exercising along with your studies. Dad, you are the one who says that a heal

thy mind lives in a healthy body. By the way, what were you reading about in history? I was reading about the second world war, dad. Now tell me, why was the battle of Haldighati fought? The battle of Haldighati, according to me... must have been fought because of the valley. Otherwise, who fights for a hundred grams of Haldi? Dad, you are very funny. Attention! Colonel Shamsher Singh doesn't like to hear anyone's loud voice in the morning. Colonel! Colonel! Colonel! Loud voice. Follow me. I am

dead. Jugnu, you? Uncle, you should come in the morning. Dad doesn't like to hear loud voices in the morning. Okay, bye. What's going on? Why are you not wearing clothes this early in the morning? Be careful lest your skeleton catches a cold. Uncle, where are your clothes? Well done, you wise guy. You know what you have done. I am not that stupid. I have vague memories, son. You are the one who took off my clothes. Why will he take off your clothes? Does he not have enough clothes? Yes. My own c

lothes wait in turn for six months for me to wear them. I have understood it. Uncle, when I woke up this morning to exercise, I saw from the window, the buffalo had clothes in her mouth. Is that so? Alright, let's believe that. The buffalo ate my clothes. Did she take them off too? I know everything, son. This is all your doing. Only your clothes had comes off till now. It seems that you will make me take off your skin too today. -Arjun, he won't behave like this. -Yes. -Get me my gun. -Right aw

ay. How many times have I told him not to drink so much? He is still not sober after last night's drinking. That damn fool. Yes. Laila, the Majnu is dying to meet you. He will be there right away after colouring his beard. Let's see if Laila gets impressed today. This colour is not suitable. I should change my turban and my clothes. Sat Sri Akal, Namaste, Good evening! Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you, the life of this evening, the drama of Laila and Majnu. The beautiful girl playing L

aila will take this drama to another level. And her name is... Baby Doll. "Who is the prettiest of them all? It's our Baby doll." "Let's get the party on." "With our baby doll. Who is the prettiest of them all?" "It's our baby doll." "Let's get the party on." "With our baby doll." "Trouble!" Oh, you will set the stage on fire today, Balwinder Dhillon. Billa, have you lost your mind? -Can't you understand what I've told you? -What happened? "Stupid." Do you have a tree at home? Yes, I do. -Do you

have a rope? -Yes. Then why don't you hang yourself? But what happened? How many times have I told you my name is Baby doll? If you call me Balwinder Dhillon again then I will crack open your skull with this very hammer. Move aside. It's my turn to enter after Majnu. All the best. Laila! Laila! Laila! -Laila! Laila! -"No one should hit my lover with rocks." Otherwise, I'll have to take the scoundrel to a clinic. Bravo! You are here, Laila! Laila, marry me. You won't find a boy like me in entire

Arabia. Laila, why are you riding a camel? Buy a proper car. Who will say that Laila is dark in complexion? She will get dirty if you touch her. She grew up in milk and butter. Oh, my God. You are soft-hearted like soft cotton. You have this fly following you. Majnu is like the Massey tractor. I will pull this loaded trolley with ease. Don't say such things. He is not worthy of you. He is a man and you are a female. What do you want? Laila... you could try having feelings towards me. I may but

what will people say? In any case, Laila is made for Majnu. Have you ever heard Laila and Colonel being together? Laila, I have seen all your dramas. I can give you all the details regarding all of them. Move aside! You are a tube light and he is pitch dark. You are Mexican wheat and I am a stack of hay. Thank you so much. For giving this flea shelter in your stack. But Laila is made for Majnu. Have you ever heard Laila and Major being together? No. Majnu, don't create obstacles in my work. My f

uture husband has Canadian PR. Once I become permanent there, I will come and get you as well. Well done, you clever woman. I should slog here in the desert and you will have fun in Calgary? I already knew that there is something fishy going on here. You, scoundrel. I will grab your hair and hurl you on the ground. Look at you barking like a dog! It's alright. I too have the pictures from our Manali trip. You will come to your senses when they go viral. Don't say that, Majnu. My body is going th

ere but my soul is with you. What will I do with your soul? Come with me. Otherwise, I will put all your messages on Facebook, Instagram and twitter. Come! Come with me! Save me! Save me! Is there no one in this world who can save this damsel in distress? Save me! Someone save Laila from Majnu! -Someone come and save Laila! -You... Hey! What have you done? You asked me to save you so I saved you. I was speaking my dialogues. You always do this. Someone listen to me. I already told you that I won

't be able to do all this drama, Aunty. Call your mom your Aunty! Your sister must be your Aunty! You whole family must be your Aunty! Trouble! Hit them! Hit them! Hit them! Bring it on! Bring it on! -Bring it on! -Bring it on! Hold this potato. Take this onion. Oh, one shoe is fine. But this other one seems to be a little loose. It's okay. I'll fix it. Hold it then. If I see you anywhere around me, -I will chop you into pieces. -Get lost! Come on. Oh, my God. -Brother, apple. -Where is it? -In

front of you. -Oh! -You must both be aware. -About what, brother? An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But, brother, this saying is for those who get to eat an apple. That's true. But, never mind. You may try. Who knows you may get to eat it. You stop being careful for a minute and accidents happen. This was a small incident. Ma'am, you must walk carefully. Tomorrow a bigger accident might happen. Oh, no! I will help you. There's no need. Let him help you, Ma'am. God forbid if you make Raj angr

y. He may pick you up instead of picking up these books. Then you will cry out for help. And no one will come and help you. You stop being careful for a minute and accidents happen. It can happen to anyone. You should walk carefully too. Because no one helps the boys up. You stop being careful for a minute and accidents happen. You should be careful while walking. Tomorrow a bigger accident may happen. "Have fun, friends." -Here you go. -Damn them. No, my friend. They are new birds. They have ju

st learnt how to fly. Let them do it. The more they fly, more fun we'll have cutting off their wings. Hey! Arjun, how do you like it? Did you get that from your school desk? -Yes. -May I say something? I know what you know. What is the need to tell the others? And you don't need to say certain things. You must feel them. "Oh, baby." "Boy." Hi. Come, sit. -Where? -There is a lot of space in my heart. Will you sit? Do you know that I stay away from fried food and fake dudes? Oh, my God. Arjun, she

is gone. She called me a dude before she left. Good morning. Good morning, ma'am. I am your English teacher. And today, we will read about Romeo and Juliet. One question, ma'am. -Yes? -Was Juliet very beautiful? Yes. Even more beautiful than you? Naughty. Focus on your studies. Studies? I am lost. Hey, Arjun. Arjun, this is not your basketball match. It's a girl's heart. It can't be won so easily. Is that so? If I don't make her sit on the left seat of my jeep then don't call me Arjun Singh Gil

l. Do you want to bet? Have you ever won a bet against me? Did you like this picture? Thank you. Hello. They call me Arjun. Then let them. I can't stop anyone. You say such sweet things. So as per this calculation, your name must be Sweety. How do you know? You boys calculate so much. Losers. By the way, you look very nice today. If Amy Virk was present here today, what would he have said? Come on. "Don't block my way, boy. It is a hard no for me." "Don't block my way, boy. It is a hard no for m

e." "You will ask me to meet you secretly." "You will ask me to meet you secretly." "This deal won't work for me." "My heart in exchange for a necklace." "This deal won't work for me." "My heart in exchange for a necklace. This deal won't work for me" "Tell me what magic have you done, oh, beautiful complexioned girl?" "You have filled the blank page of my heart with your name." "You have filled the blank page of my heart with your name." "Tell me what do you need? I have a lot of authority here

." "The necklace is a symbol that this Jatt is yours" "The necklace is a symbol that this Jatt is yours" "They are the ones who make excuses in love," "Those who act too affectionate in the beginning." "Those who act too affectionate in the beginning." "Then they go after new people." "Then they go after new people." "This deal won't work for me." "My heart in exchange for a necklace." "My heart in exchange for a necklace." "My heart is out of my control now." "Do whatever you want, I have falle

n in love with you." "Do whatever you want, I have fallen in love with you." "You can say whatever you want. You have all the rights." "The necklace is a symbol that this Jatt is yours" "My heart in exchange for a necklace." "The necklace is a symbol that this Jatt is yours" "My heart in exchange for a necklace." "The necklace is a symbol that this Jatt is yours" -Sweety, you are so pretty. -Thanks. -Do you eat soap? -Shut up. What do you keep reading all day? -I can eat this book too. -Stupid.

Look there. Look. You shouldn't play if you don't know how to play. Amateur players of amateur games. If you are such an expert then you should come and play. Thanks. Anyway it is only fun when you play against a strong opponent. Do you even know how to play or do you only know how to talk? Go, child. Go and play a game of tipcat. Sorry. I really don't know how to play. Sorry, Raj. Arjun really doesn't know how to play. -Arjun doesn't know how to play. -Arjun doesn't know how to play. Have fun,

friends. Soothsayer Arjun can predict anything from flirting to marriage, baby's grandson to Dara's fourth grandmom and what goes on everywhere just by reading you palms. Dara, you have four grandmoms? Four? His grandad was born from the fifth one. So silly. Sorry, Simran. I sat in your place by mistake. No problem. -Keep sitting. -Thanks. Read my palms and tell me what's written in my hands. It is written on your palms that you must be having at least five to six boyfriends. Is that what's writ

ten on my palms? No, I am just saying that generally. A beautiful girl like you has a few boyfriends at least. Very funny. Tell me what is written in my hands? It is written in your hands that the one holding your hand will get one thousand rupees right now. From where? Pataka and I had a wager that if I can hold your hand for three minutes, he will give me one thousand rupees. What? Arjun... Why are you getting upset? You can keep five hundred. Pataka! Give me a thousand rupees. Give it to me.

I won't give you. Catch him, stop! Catch him! "My heart has become yours. It won't belong to anyone else now." "My heart is afraid of staying away from you." "I won't be able to live without you now." "When I see you with others, it cuts into my heart." "For God's sake, embrace me once." "For God's sake, embrace me once." Oh, it's so hot. Where are those two? They have both gone to watch a movie. -Didn't you go? -Maybe Arjun is looking for you. "The game of love is strange. Who knows what will h

appen when?" "The only regret is that you didn't become mine." "This miserable love" -Arjun! Arjun! -"Has wounded my heart so deeply." "I kept crying. Why didn't you have any pity on me?" "My heart is afraid of staying away from you." "I won't be able to live without you now." "My heart has become yours. It won't belong to anyone else now." Blue is the most beautiful colour. Everything else is inferior to it. "It won't belong to anyone else now." I will give this flower to Ritu. Oh, someone give

me a rose too. Rose day won't come every day. I agree that rose day won't come everyday. I may give you this rose but what will I do when the entire college teases me the whole year? Come on, guys. He is the only one left here. Thank you. You do deserve a flower. But not a rose. -Instead a cauliflower. -Shut up! She's so fat. Oh, my God. You look so pretty in this dress today. This colour really suits you. I feel like I am giving a red rose to a pink one. -Happy rose day. -Oh, thank you. You ar

e such a smooth talker. Did you buy these earrings from Bareilly? Yes. From the Bareilly's market. Brother, it's Simran. Simran. I know you are upset with me. The other day I crossed a line while ragging. I felt really bad later. I am really very sorry. It's okay. Friends? It's Fresher's night tomorrow. You will come, right? Yes. Alright. See you. Hello! Listen, guys. Listen to me carefully. The principal has ordered that the party will only go on till twelve tonight. After that, everyone must g

o home. -Got it. -Oh, no! What fun will we have in such little time? It's alright. Friends, there's only one way to have most fun in less time. Antakshari. Come into the playground then. Oh, Sweety! We are always in the playground. Alright then. One team belongs to Arjun. One team belongs to Raj. Rest is up to the people. They may choose their teams. Do you accept? -We accept. -We accept. -We accept. -We accept. Come on then. Simran hasn't come till now. She is one who knows songs and couplets b

etter than all of us. -Yes. -I suggest we wait. -Yes. -You may wait. It's better than losing, right? -These damn chickens. -Arjun, let's begin. She must be on the way. Arjun, Simran is here. We will definitely win now. Simran... Let's play Antakshari! -Yes! -Yes! "Warm yourself in the fire of love." "Warm yourself in the fire of love." "I have seen the entire world." "I haven't seen anyone like you." "I haven't seen anyone like you." "You won't realize it, boy." "You won't realize it, boy." "The

one that you are following." "She is like the heel of my shoes." "She is like the heel of my shoes." "How are the flowers falling in this season?" "How are the flowers falling in this season?" "We both have a bond." "Why did people start getting jealous?" "Why did people start getting jealous?" "The matter is heavy like a branch." "The matter is heavy like a branch." "I will see how long" "This new friendship of yours lasts." "This new friendship of yours lasts." "Ask me which year it is." "Ask

me which year it is." "You are all roaming in couples." "Someone ask me how I am doing too." "Someone ask me how I am doing too." "Jatt's anger never feels shy." "Jatt's anger." "Jatt's anger never feels shy." "Jatt's anger." "I will shoot every single one of them." "Let me know if anyone bothers you." "Let me know if anyone bothers you." "How spicy do you find the curry?" "How spicy do you find the curry?" "While staring at Jatt's choice?" "Don't you fear for your life" "Don't you fear for you

r life?" "Don't you fear for your life?" Okay, guys! Time is over. Go home now. Ma'am, how is that possible? We haven't reached a decision yet. Let someone lose. No means no. Go from here now. It's the first time that I have seen someone so eager to lose. If I had got a little more time then you would have found out who wins and who loses. Alright then. Let's watch who wins in the basketball field tomorrow. Yes, there will be a basketball match to score three baskets tomorrow. The one who scores

the most is the King. And what will the winner get, ma'am? What will they get? Just a minute! Hold on! The one who wins will get to kiss me. Simran, you are not in your senses. Be quiet. I am in my senses. You stay quiet. Jasmine, drop Simran home. I won't go. Be careful. Now the doubts that you have left will be cleared in the play ground tomorrow. It will become clear who drank his mother's milk and who didn't. -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Raj! -Raj! -Arjun! -Arjun! Come o

n. -Arjun! -Arjun! Yes, yes. Oh, no! -Arjun! -Arjun! Have fun, friends! -Arjun! -Arjun! I will teach you a lesson. Oh no. Raj! -Arjun! -Come on Arjun. -Arjun! -Hey! Arjun! Raj! Raj! Raj! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! Go, Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! Go, Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! -Arjun! Come on! Go for it! Come on! Arjun! Arjun! Come on! Go for it! Come on! Go for it! Arjun! Arjun! Raj! You can do it, Raj! Yes! Whoa! Yes! Congratulations. Your team has won. Arjun... So, friends! Our friend Raj

has won both the wager and the competetion. As you all know, what will the winner get? A kiss from Simran! So brace yourselves! Because the prize distribution ceremony is about to begin. Simran, come forward. Look, Raj, I said all that when I was drunk. Ma'am, have another few bottles then. You have given your word in front of everyone. Right? What do you all say? -Raj! -Raj! -Raj! -Raj! -Raj! -Raj, please. Forgive me. -Raj! -Raj! I told you I was drunk. -Raj! -Raj! No, Raj, please. Please, Raj.

Raj, let go off me, please! Raj, please. Let go. What is this misbehaviour? You are the one who is misbehaving. I have won the bet. What was the bet about? It wasn't about a lip kiss. Why are you feeling so jealous? Is she your sister? I would have definitely told you what she means to me if you were worthy of knowing it. You, scoundrel, you are acting so arrogant. No one will call me Raj if I don't turn this basket ball field into a burial site! Stop! Arjun! Get up! Arjun! Let him go! Leave me

! Arjun... -Arjun, he will die! -Let him go! -Arjun! -Stop it! -Arjun... -I said stop it! What is this? Hey! What is this misbehaviour? You have turned the college into an arena. What is your name, boy? Arjun Singh Gill. If your name is Arjun that does not mean that you can shoot an arrow anywhere. Bring your father tomorrow. Or else, I will rusticate you from the college. Father... Oh. How long has it been? -I... -Sir, it's been five years. If your father had been alive, he would have died of s

hock after seeing your misbehaviour. No problem. Bring your mom tomorrow. Sir, mother... Now don't say that your mom is dead too. If you don't bring your mom then come and get your certificate from me. Sir. His mom will come. And you, Raj. You are a senior. You should be ashamed of such behaviour. Bring your father tomorrow. Otherwise, you know me, son. I will be waiting. Go! Everyone, go to your classes. Come on. Go on, everyone. I am sorry... Arjun... What was the need to say that my mom is al

ive? What mess have you both created now? We said whatever we thought appropriate at that time. Hey, first of all, we saved you. And see this. No good deed goes unpunished. -Good deed? -Yes. You scoundrel, where will my mom come from? She will come too. From where? Just watch. "Baby doll." Anarkali, you will look after my dad, the jilleillahi, after we get married, won't you? You, scoundrel, it's not jilleillahi. It is Zille-ilaahi. -Jille-ilaahi? -Yes. Say it as ma'am is asking. Otherwise, I wi

ll break your nose. Hello, ma'am. We have an important work with you. What is it? -Hurry up, you fool. -Who are they? I don't know. Tell me. What is it? We need a mother's character in our college for a day. I won't play the character of anyone's mom. Is it my age to be a mom? Give me a chance. I will make you a mom. -You will make me? -Yes. Billa, do you have kerosene oil at home? Yes, I have a cannister full of it. -You must be having a matchstick too? -Yes, I have a matchstick too. Then why d

on't you die, you imbecile? Look. I don't play the character of a mother. Well, you may tell me if you need me to play som eone's sister. What do we need a sister for? We need a mother. Be quiet. I came to you with great expectations. I thought you are an art-lover. You can play any character. But you have no fault in this. I am unlucky. When I was very small in my childhood, my mom left me. I never felt the warmth of a mother's love. Because I saw my father. I never saw my mother. -Come on, com

e on, let's go. -Yes, let's go. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Alright. I am ready to become a mother for you. But it will cost you a thousand rupees. One thousand? Ma'am, please accept seven hundred and fifty. Have you come to get a mother or buy vegetables from the market? -Go. I won't be your mother. -No, he is foolish. You may charge a thousand rupees. Just come to Chandigarh University at ten in the morning. Alright. I will be there. Keep twelve hundred rupees ready. You just said one thousa

nd rupees. Does it seem appropriate for such a big star to travel in a bus? I will have to travel by an auto-rickshaw. You will get it. You will get it. Just come to the principal's office tomorrow. Okay. Now sit down and enjoy my rehearsal. They're gone. -May I come in, Sir? -Who is it? Sir, it's me Arjun. My mom is here to meet you. Make her sit and go out. Okay, Sir. I am sorry, Ma'am, I had to call you here. But I had no other options. Arjun is becoming very spoilt. And I will have to suspen

d him from college temporarily for the way he behaved yesterday. No! This cannot be possible. I had so many dreams for my son. I used to think that if he studies well he will bear the burden of his widow mother. But, no. All of my dreams have been shattered. You mustn't worry at all. I won't let your dreams get shattered. I am here, aren't I? He was there too. But he left one day. And left this beautiful sixteen year old wife of his behind. I had a baby in my belly. The world was terrible. I use

d to think that the troubles I have seen will be erased by the happiness that my son brings me. But now his education is being taken away too. Oh, God! Why didn't you kill me before showing me this day? Oh, God! No, no. Don't say that. I am the Principal not an executioner. I understand the pain of my student's parents. And your case is special. Don't worry at all. I am here, aren't I? -You are here, right? -Yes. Of course. Then it's fine. You sit, I'll leave. You understand how difficult it is

for a hot widow to stay out of the house in the evening. Absolutely. -Oh, God! -What happened? I have a cramp in my back. Will you help me get up? I will help you. I am here, aren't I? I am here. Oh, God! -Be careful. -Help me up. -You are like a flower. -Oh, God! "Who is the prettiest of them all?" -Listen. -Yes. Keep visiting. "Let's get the party on. With our baby doll." "Who is the prettiest of them all?" "Our baby doll." "Let's get the party on." "With our baby doll." -Thank you. -Hold on.

This is a hundred rupees less. We had a deal for twelve hundred. But we didn't have a deal about crying. I had to cry so much there. It will cost you an extra hundred rupees for crying. Doll, I only brought twelve hundred. Will you give me the rest or should I go to the Principal? No, Doll! I will give you. I will give you. Where is it? Thank you. Open the door. Or will such a big star open it? -Come inside, please. -Idiot. "Baby doll." Let's go. Arjun isn't back yet. -Just call him, you fool. -

Here he comes. How is it going? Did you drop baby doll off? Drop her off? I got rid of her with such great difficulty. Do you know she was ready to go to the Principal for a hundred rupees? It's alright. At least you got rid of your problem. -Yes. -This calls for a celebration. We must party. -Yes. -We must. May I throw a party? Alright, guys, I should go. I have a project due tomorrow. I have made a mistake for the first time in eighteen years. Won't you forgive me? You call this a mistake? The

re cannot be a bigger foolishness than this! You have changed a lot, Simran. And I don't even know this Simran. You are the reason behind this change, Arjun. We have been together since childhood. But now... morning is for Sweety, evening is for Sweety, Sweety said this, she said that! Sweety is this! Sweety is that! Have you ever praised me so much in all these years? I have no problem that you made new friends, Arjun. But because of your new friends... if you forget me, then yes! Yes, I do hav

e a problem! -Just a minute, Simran. -Shut up! You better stay quiet. If you were new, you should have stayed as a new friend. But, no. You started wooing my Arjun. Be quiet, Simran! -This is not the way to talk. -Oh! So now you don't like the way I talk too? -Be quiet, Simran. -I won't stay quiet! -What do you want? -You! I want you. I am in love with you, Arjun! Simran, you are misunderstanding us. We are just good friends and nothing else. Arjun has never looked at me like that. As far as I a

m concerned... I was born in a rich family. I was the only daughter so I always grew up with security around me. That is why I could never have good friends. But when I met you all I felt like... this is what real friendship is. Maybe because of this... I got too close to Arjun. Which you have misunderstood Simran. Arjun is only yours, Simran. And me... I have the habit of staying alone since childhood. You need to apologize to Sweety. -You have hurt her feelings. -You are worried about her even

now? You don't care about how nmuch I have been hurt. [First frame] Simran loves you madly, Arjun. You love her too though. Why don't you understand? I don't think that I love Simran. She is just my friend. Keep your hand on your heart and say that you really don't love her. When Raj was about to kiss her, we were all right there. Why did you feel so bad? That without caring for your life you fought with all of them. Simran has been with you since 18 years, Arjun. Has there ever been a single d

ay when you didn't talk to her or you didn't meet her? Think about it. She is not with you in the future, if you think that you can live without her then it's fine. Then it's friendship and not love. And if not, then you will understand. "My heart has become yours. It won't belong to anyone else now." "My heart is afraid of staying away from you." "I won't be able to live without you now." "When I see you with others, it cuts into my heart." "For God's sake, embrace me once." "For God's sake, em

brace me once." "When has anyone been able to solve the problems of love?" "You told me so many times and I could never understand." "When we broke up I forgot how to sleep at night." "I want to get your name written on every breath of mine." "My heart is afraid of staying away from you." "I won't be able to live without you now." Look, Simran, you confessed what's in your heart in front of everyone. One needs a lot of courage to do that. So what, Jassi? He rejected my love in front of everyone.

It happens. It happens many times. People are unable to differentiate between love and friendship. The, tell me, Jassi, what should I do? When Arjun wouldn't do his homework, what did you do then? I used to do his homework. And what did you do when he forgot his lunchbox at home? I used to give him my lunchbox. That's it. You must do the same thing this time too. If he loves you and is not able to confess it, you must make him. You? What are you doing here? I have confessed what was in my heart

. Now I just want to hear you say those three words. Say them and I will leave. Go from here. My dad will come. You know what he's like. Then tell me you love me quickly. -Must I be forced to? -Yes. Nowadays, it's alright to force in love. Who says yes with love. Will you say it or should I talk directly to my father-in-law? Did your father give me this land? Be quiet. Not even a sparrow has chirped in this house until today. Where did a girl's voice come from? Arjun, who is it? -No one. -No one

? Dad... I saw a lizard. You are a Colonel's son and you are afraid of lizards? Dad, I screamed out of fear. I have heard men abuse out of fear many times like oh, damn! I found out today that fear changes people's gender too. There is something fishy. Go from here. Dad is coming. Then say I love you quickly. It's all been arranged. What should I do? Oh, well. -What happened to you? -Nothing, dad. Then why are you sweating? You could have called me at least. Just like that, dad. What have you do

ne to your legs? They look so shiny. Dad, my hair had grown a lot. That is why I got them waxed. Hey, Salman Khan! Hair is a sign of masculinity. What's going on with this new generation? Let alone chests, they have started waxing their legs too. It seems he is into wrong things. Hey! They are the crown of their father's heads. What is this? Why do you have nail paint on your feet? Dad, don't touch me. Who are your friends in college? Pataka. Then this was bound to happen. Say you love me. -No..

. -Then watch. Oh, you are grabbing your dad. You are kicking your dad now? Dad, just assume that my legs aren't in my control. Say it or I will get up. Dad, I love you. You are talking about legs? I feel like your tongue is not in your control either. -At least say it now. -What is this misbehaviour? If my dad had seen you then I would have been in so much trouble. Go from here. -So you won't say it. -No. I have understood, Arjun. Dad, I forgot, I love you. But that doesn't mean that you should

love me too. Simran, it's not like... No, Arjun. It's not your fault. I had decided to spend my life with you. You didn't. And now... Now I will never bother you. I will go from your life. And I will never... come in front of you. Simran, talk about going away from life... when you feel that your Arjun can live without you. You wanted to hear me confess my love, right? Now listen to it. Did you hear anything? No. Now? No... Listen one more time. Your silence has confessed in such a way, Arjun..

. that all the words in world can't. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I thought that you all won't come. What? How can we not come? We are Punjabis. We can bow down to the crows who go to Canada. You are a girl. And on top of that, our friend. Thank God, I must say one thing. When I came here my heart was completely empty. But now that I am leaving my heart if full of love. I am leaving with so many friends. Bye. Don't go, Sweety. Please, please, don't go. Now I will only return w

hen you both invite me to your wedding. Principal's call? -Good afternoon, Sir. -Good afternoon, Son. I was passing by your house so I thought that I should have a cup of tea made by your mom. Sir... mom is not at home. She has gone for a spiritual gathering. She will return after a few hours. No problem. I will wait for her for a few hours. Sir? Hello? Hello? We will sit and drink together. Oh, God, what have you done? What should I do now? "Baby doll." Hello. Who is this? It's me, Arjun. If yo

u are Arjun then go and shoot arrows in the fish's eye. Why did you call me? Maybe you didn't recognize me. I am the same guy for whom you played his mom in college. My Principal is coming to my house. That too to meet my mom meaning you. It will cost you fifteen hundred rupees. You have called me in an emergency. You charged one thousand the last time. -Should I hang up? -No, no. Doll, I accept. I will WhatsApp you the address. Just come quickly. Okay. I will be right there. Move aside. Fifteen

hundred rupees! We'll do the show tomorrow. -Is she here? -No, Sir. Sir, mom is here. -Greetings. -Greetings. -Come. -By the way, how did you happen to grace us with your presence? -I was just passing by. -Yes. So I thought I should have a cup of tea made by you. I don't make tea. Ever since Colonel passed away, I have turned my back on sweets. Will you have something spicy? Yes... what do you have in spicy? A sword, a dagger, a spear. They are all quite sharp. What will you eat? A sword, a dag

ger, a spear. Who eats those? The colonel used to eat. Yes, Sir. He had a part-time business of performing tricks too. See his picture. That is a very nice picture. Colonel's? No, the lion's. Be quiet. I have become a widow because of him. But what happened? One day the Colonel went for a hunt. -Then? -Then he shot straight at the lion. The lion collapsed right on spot. He went to take a selfie for sport. The lion smiled sweetly for the selfie. After that the Colonel was running with the lion fo

llowing him. Colonel was running ahead. The lion was following. The Colonel was lucky that the lion slipped at that moment. If Colonel was running ahead and the lion was following him then didn't the Colonel wet his pyjamas out of fear? What else did the lion slip on? But how did the Colonel die? He will die if you hear the full story. Then go on. After a month, the same lion met the Colonel in a circus. -Okay. -The colonel saw the lion, the lion saw the colonel. Both moved back a few feet. Then

both moved forward at the speed of hundred kilometres per hour. There was blood everywhere. His head exploded. -The colonel's? -No, the lion's. -How? -With a rod. Where did the rod come from? The lion was in the cage that's why. But how did the colonel die? Hey! Is only my husband dead or is your father dead too? You should tell him something about the lion too. And the second world war began like this. -The lion got angry. -Really? -Dad went to the toilet. -Didn't he take his rifle? He didn't

take water either. -Then? -Then the dangerous lion came. Dad was empty-handed. And he had just one trick. -What? -Attention! But how would the lion understand that? He made me get a widow's pension. Oh, God! It's time for dad to come. Who? Mom... The Colonel comes home at five. He takes very good care of us even after dying. It's almost five. Have milkshake with the Colonel before you go. -Yes. -Do you see him? We can both see him. And every man who has evil intentions for my mom can see him. -I

am gone. -You won't see him, Sir. You are not like that. No, no, no. Arjun. Colonel Shamsher Singh doesn't like to hear anyone's loud voice in the morning. Dad. Arjun, ask Ramu to get the stuff out of the car. Oh, God, protect me from this danger! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Ghost! Save me, God! -Arjun. -Yes? Who was that monkey? He left with flames underneath his feet. I don't know either. He seemed like a mad man. He knocked at the door and I said yes. He said do you want to rent the Qut

ub Minaar? Then you should have asked him to think about it. We have not let Laal Qila go until now. What? Hello, Simran. -Sorry. I am late again today. -Hi. -You are too much. -You both come from the same place. You should both come together. Together? We can come together. But who will get abused by my dad? That's true. If my dad finds out that I have a boyfriend and that too Arjun, he will kill us on spot. You cannot live without each other. You will have to tell them sooner or later. Then wh

y the delay? Awaken the lover inside you. Heer-Ranjha, Mirza-Sahibaan, Sassi-Punnu. Close your eyes and meditate upon them and get strength from them. -Get me my gun. -Right away. -Listen to me... -Fine! It will happen now. Arjun, Simran, all the best! -Arjun. -Yes? I am feeling very scared. Don't be scared. I am here. That is what I am scared of. Because you are with me. Think again, Arjun. I have. the life of this evening, Give me your hand. Your hands are shaking. Not at all. And her name is.

.. Your words are not supporting you either, Arjun. Neither are my legs. Oh, my God! Sir! Sir! Trouble has begun! Arjun Sir has made a big blunder. He eloped with the Major's daughter. Come quickly! If I had known that the daughter I raised like a son will dishonour her father like this, I would have killed you as soon as you were born. Didn't you think even once -before holding my enemy's son's hand? -Dad. Your dad is dead! Uncle, don't say that. -Simran and I... -Enough. If you say Simran's na

me again then I will erase your name from your dad's ration card forever! What will happen then? I will get two kg of less sugar. Think about the time when the Colonel will send you post-wedding sweets. -What's all this drama? -Ask your filthy offspring not me! Is that so? If mine is filthy then did you give birth to her after washing her with detergent? Don't you dare say anything about my daughter! I have not said anything until today. If I start telling the truth about your kid you will jump

off your roof and die out of shame. If I start digging into your son's dirty laundry then you won't be able to climb the roof, instead, you will bury yourself right here. They should fight their own fight. Why are they dragging us in it? Look there, you fake man, how your daughter is whispering things into my son's ear right in front of you. Simran! Come inside! It seems that you will die at my hands. And you will die at mine. Dad, before you cremate our love -I want to say something. -Hurry up

and say it. Dad, I love Simran and I can't live without her. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Dad, I can't live without Arjun either. Like father, like daughter. Come! Simran! "The ones who have donated white rice," "God made their unions." "The ones who have donated white rice," Turn if off, you scoundrel! Donkey, we are already sad. Yes. They have already been tormented enough. Shut up! Brother, the old men have forgotten love. They can only fight. Their life is colourless. Just think how

to fill the colour of love in their lives. I don't think that their SIMs can be recharged now. How can they not? It will happen. But only pre- paid. How? Where I will take you. -Have fun, friends. -Have fun, friends. "Baby doll." "Who's the prettiest of them all? Our baby doll." "Let's get the party on." "With our baby doll." "Who's the prettiest of them all? Our baby doll." "Let's get the party on." "With our baby doll." Greetings. Greetings, Namaste, Adaab, Hello. Hello? I am dead! Your enemi

es should be the ones to die. You are hail and hearty. I am dead. Feel it. What? Sorry! I didn't realize. It's not your fault. My silly feet got out of their limit. I am baby doll. -I know. -Oh. And who are you? Who am I? Who am I? Arjun, who am I? You are my dad. I know that. What is my name? What did you do to my dad? I just asked him his name. Is this the way to ask his name? He has become incapable of telling his own name. He is the owner of this house, Colonel Shamsher Singh. My dad. Oh, my

God! Is he your dad? He is so fit. I thought he is your brother. Younger or elder? Is he your only son? Yes, I have only one daughter. And I am retired Major Ranveer Singh. -Oh. -By the way, who told you that we are renting our room? You have put a board outside saying it's for rent. No, I haven't put any such boards. Actually, the army people have so many weapons that they keep a bomb and forget where they have kept it. First of all, we don't want to rent our room. Even if dad agrees, will you

be able to pay twenty thousand rent? I would have paid thirty instead of twenty if I had a guardian like Major. Daughter, don't measure love with money. Dad. I mean you can't measure everything with money. Sorry. You should go look somewhere else. Have we opened a motel? There are no rooms available here. Arjun! Don't you have the manners to speak to a guest? Guest? Is she my Aunt from Bhucho? Attention! I am sorry, Baby. Doll. Arjun is a child. What would he know that an artist's heart is deli

cate like a mirror? It can break with the slightest jerk. So what do you order that I do now? Not an order, just a request. What? You are ours from today onwards... -What? -Tenant. Oh, thank you. -And rent? -You can take whatever you want. Dad. I mean that you can pay whatever rent you want. And keys? Here it is. The key to my heart. Oh, God. Tricks to stay young. Major! Who is here now? -May I come inside? -Get out! Is there a circus going on inside that cannot begin without a joker like you? H

urry up and tell me what do you want? I am very busy. Major, I was passing by your bungalow so I thought I should meet you. Are you done? Now go. Major. What happened, Major? I have come to tell you something about the Colonel. What do I have to do with him? Go and tell him about him. This is very strange. Major didn't want to hear about the Colonel. It is the same as the cat not drinking uncovered milk. Jugnu, you? -Colonel, shall we go inside? -No. I am not at home tonight. Such rude behaviour

. Colonel, guests are an embodiment of Lord Vishnu. I am a worshipper of Laxmi. It is up to you. I brought some news about the major. No major, no minor. Don't disturb me. Listen to me! I must tell you this news. Before you blurt out your news here, -WhatsApp it to me. -This is strange. You don't want to listen to anything today. Okay, let's drink then. So you have shown your level. Wait here. Don't come inside. Why isn't this man letting me in today? There is definitely something fishy going on

. Take this bottle and get lost from here. Go on. -Go. -I asked for a drink and I got a bottle. I can hear the sound of anklets coming from inside. -Anklets? -Yes. Our Arjun must be wearing them. Arjun wears anklets? He wears bangles too. Some days, even I wear a maxi and dance with him. You have never shown me your dance. Shouldn't I slap you hard and show you? Go. Why aren't both these army-men talking properly today? Let it be. Anyone lives or dies, this man will have fun. Jugnu, you go and e

ntertain yourself. This fool is calling now? Yes, principal? I can neither sleep at nights nor find peace in the day. Go to a good doctor. It seems that you are suffering from jaundice. You didn't understand. I was saying that my heart is beating too fast and my chest is tight. What? These are the symptoms of high blood pressure. You are deliberately not trying to understand. May I be honest? I cannot see anything other than you now. Oh, my God! You have cataract as well. You are just naming dis

eases. I am ready to ride the swing of love. You scoundrel, few other people are dying to ride the swing of love too. Principal, be careful, lest the branch might break. Baby. Doll! Hang up quickly. The Colonel is here. I mean his ghost is here. If he sees me talking to you he will either pull you out of the phone or he will get into the phone and cling to you. Hello? Baby. May I come in? -Aren't you in already? -What? You have entered my core. Really? It's good that you are here. I was just abo

ut to come see you, Colonel. The one who knows what's in the heart is a know-it-all. If you are such a know-it-all, then you must be knowing why I was about to come to you. I know. Tell me. -Shall I? -Go ahead. Let me say it. Leave it. I will tell you. Say it. When will you say it? When I faint and fall on the ground? I am the one who is falling. That too in the middle of the nights. You have never fallen on me. Whenever it has fallen, only lighting has fallen. You didn't understand. Actually, I

have the habit of sleepwalking. -You have never walked towards me. -What? I mean were you coming just to tell me that? That you have the habit of sleepwalking? Alright. From today onwards, the windows and doors of this bungalow will be shut. No, no, Colonel. Don't do that. Otherwise, I might bang into walls and die. I have understood. So from today onwards, all the doors and windows of this house are open for you at all times. Oh, you are not a colonel. You are my Kullu from now onwards. You ar

e my Manali. -You are my Dusshera. -You are my Diwali. "If you want to see my gait." "Buy me a vessel" "Of Silver and watch this beautiful girl walk with a swing." "Watch this beautiful girl walk with a swing." You? You are here? Then who is singing inside? I am the one who is singing inside too. Yes. It's my habit. I listen to my own songs while bathing. Oh. Your voice is very sweet. That is true. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I have ants crawling on my neck. -Ants? -Yes. If I may be

honest, whatever I am today is because of this throat. -How is that? -My dad used to say if you sing after today, I will cut off your neck. So I stopped singing and started acting. May I ask you something? Please, ask. If you aren't going to knock then why did you put a door here? Get it removed. I am sorry. I won't give you any chance to complain after today. Sorry. I wanted to say something else too. Yes? Go on. I will be late while coming home. Because the rehearsal of my new play is going o

n. You don't have a problem, do you? No. Not at all. It is your own home. By the way, which play are you rehearsing? One hand-drum of two bachelors. What did you say? -Of two bachelors. -One hand-drum... Wow. Beautiful title. Yes, yes. Now what will you take to leave? What will I take? There's no need to think so much. I haven't offered you anything. It was a request. Go and shut the door. I have asked you to shut the door from the outside not the inside. Sorry... Simran, this nail paint is very

beautiful. -Thank you. -Give it to me too. Give it to me. So? Did your dads change even a little? Not a little, a lot. What? Dad has opened a gym at home. He is always exercising whenever I see him. "Bravo!" It is the same story here too. Earlier, he used to listen to sad so ngs. Now he plays romantic songs at home. They seem to be coloured in love that is why they are acting like this. How much are these brinjals for? Fifty rupees per kg. Are you serious? Fifty rupees for brinjals? A whole chi

cken can be bought for a hundred rupees that too alive. You may get a chicken but you can't make a bhartha out of it. Prakash, you are sprinkling so much water. What happened? Are the vegetables unconscious? Sir, they are not unconscious. Nowadays the one who buy vegetables are unconscious. The buyers will be unconscious. You sell onions at the same cost of apples. Here you go. I don't have change. Please, get it from somewhere around. Get it from somewhere around. Well done on your deals. Excus

e me. I am dead. Is Qutub Minaar sold? Colonel, please forgive me. I can swear on anyone, I will never look at your wife with ill intentions again. You may look but you will have to go up for that. Brother, I will buy your vegetables tomorrow. I have got enough for today. Careful. What happened to y ou? What happened? Greetings, Uncle. Why did he come here? I will tell you. Come. Come. Take it easy. I am dead. I am lost. Take it easy. Sit. It's alright. I was going on the road and one goon start

ed following me. Who was that scoundrel? How would I know? It's not like I ask goons their names. If you hadn't asked his name then at least you could have clicked his picture on your phone. Was he Dharmendar's son that I should click his picture? That's fair too. Then what happened? Then a hooligan came and stood right in front of me. Then what happened? Then this brave girl saved me. Alright, alright. -Simran. -Yes. Where was I? When I saved you from the goons. Wow. What a memory! Well done, c

hild. May God bless you. Then what happened? Tell me quickly. Quickly? Do you have to show a green signal to the Bathinda express at nine fifty pm? Arjun, where was I? When the goon said that there is no one at home. Yes! Then another four goons came. One hit me with a rod really hard on my ankles. And the other took out a sword. Oh, my God. Then what happened? Then? Then this young boy came and stood in front of those goons. He thrashed them so hard that they will never dare to tease a hot, sex

y girl again. Pardon me. Even a weak man can gather the courage to tease women if they go out of the house dressed indecently. I am proud of Simran for that. She is such a delicate, homely, cultured and well-dressed girl. I wish I was Arjun's mom. -You wish? -Yes. What are you saying? What did you hear? What you said. What did I say? If you were Simran's mother. Mother! I mean mom. Mummy. -I mean mom. -Then? Then you were saying something. Oh, I was saying if I were Arjun's mom, I would have bro

ught home a daughter-in-law like Simran without thinking. Major's daughter will be Colonel's daughter-in-law? Why? What's wrong with her? Girls from good families don't wear skimpy clothes and gallivant on their scooters. So what? I used to wear skimpy clothes too when I was in college. A person's thinking is bad not their clothes. I cannot stay in a house where women are not respected. -Baby. -No Doll. Sorry, sorry. I made a mistake. Actually, my fight is with his father. And I started dislikin

g this poor guy. After today, I will try my best to improve myself. If you try to accept Arjun as your son then I guarantee that you will be successful. -Arjun... -Yes. Please, drop me to my room. You go. I will drop her to her room. Truly spoken, Sir. If you need me again then let me know. I will be here. Greetings, Uncle. Greetings, son. Come, let me drop you to your room. As tightly as you are holding me, you will let me go, won't you? "There is no dearth of anything. We have no sorrow." "Poc

kets are full of money and all moments are wonderful." "We are always full of joy." Don't you have manners? I will slap you. I will break your face with this... "We are having the time of our lives." -How much is it for? -Eighty rupees. "We are having the time of our lives." I'm... "The time of our lives." Good job. "Even if there is stress, we don't ever worry." "We don't hear bad from anyone and we don't say bad things to anyone." "Even if there is stress, we don't ever worry." "We don't hear

bad from anyone and we don't say bad things to anyone." "The wires to our hearts are linked with fun." "We are having the time of our lives." Hello. Hello, Sir. Order, please. Can't you see we are discussing something important? But no one is talking. You seem to know a lot. Go away. He ruined the entire mood. -Just bring us two coffees, please. -Yes, madam. -Listen, come slowly. Take your time. -Okay. -Okay, Sir. -We are in no hurry. Okay, Sir. Oh, my God! Arjun, I cannot believe that I am meet

ing you. I am so happy. Who are you? I can't recognize you. Is that so? You have forgotten me so soon? Do you remember you came to Bathinda two years ago for your basketball match? And you gifted me a basketball too. You made a heart on it and wrote with love, for Mona. We exchanged numbers too. -Then? -Then nothing. We chatted for two months. And do you know what? My phone got stolen after that. So I lost his number too. Oh! By the way, tell me are you still single? Who is this girl? She is my

fiance. Alright. That is why you can't breathe. It's alright. You guys carry on. Bye. Bye, Arjun. With love, for Mona? You chatted with her for two months? -Mona? -She said it was two years ago. Didn't you hear that? I feel like breaking your legs. No, no. Don't break my legs. I need my legs to play my matches. Then I will smash your head. Then what will you eat after marriage? Then I will do one thing, I will break your nose. That's fine. You can break my nose. At least, nothing will come betwe

en us while we are kissing, right? "My heart is feeling something new." "I like spending time with you." "I feel after getting you what else do I need?" "I feel after getting you what else do I need?" "I think what people call love." "It must be like you." "It must be like you." "The one who poets write poetry about." "I think you are the same angel." "It feels like I have won the world." "Since you have come and stood by my side." "It feels like I too will lose my peace." "I think what people c

all love." "It must be like you." "It must be like you." "It must be like you." "You are my destination and all roads lead to you." "Every breath of my life is dedicated to you." "What do I need to go to a temple for? What should I pray for?" "All my prayers are dedicated to you." "I must have done some good deeds in my past life." "I think what people call love." "It must be like you." "It must be like you." "It must be like you." So much is happening in the world. The newspapers are full of ne

ws. Jugnu, you have such bad luck. I haven't got any spicy gossip today. Oh, God! Let some minister die a fake death. Or let someone's daughter run away from home. Let someone's shop catch fire. Otherwise, let this car crash into a truck. Baby doll. Why is this beautiful woman walking into Major's house? Jugnu, here comes the news! Go get it! Greetings. Greetings. Did you recognize me? Are you the Prime Minister of this country that everyone will recognize you? It's not such a big deal. I am fam

ous in this area. I am a famous journalist and my name is Jugnu. If you want then I can publish a great interview of yours and make you famous. I don't give interviews to nincompoop journalists like you. Go from here. -What is it? -I will leave but where are you headed? You, fake journalist, don't you even know this much that star baby doll has rented Major's house? Get lost! Here you go, Jugnu. Your bottle has been arranged. The lady gave great news while leaving. Let's go, Jugnu. What nonsense

are you talking? Have you come drunk from home? She lives in my house. Colonel, you may slap me twice again but she lives at Major's house. If your news is true at all then just understand, that I will renovate your old house and make it new. And if what you are saying is a lie, I will break your back light that keeps twinkling without batteries. I accept. Oh, Mother goddess, I hope what Jugnu said is a lie. Colonel, don't go back on your word now. Keep your word. Look. There is my newly renova

ted house. Jugnu has created trouble. Yes! Dad and Jugnu are watching. Turn around. Jugnu, you are such a scoundrel. You want to run over my heart with a JCB and make a new house for yourself? Which route is she taking? She didn't enter Major's house. All hail mother goddess! Long live her true kingdom! Now she is dancing around. You scoundrel, are you such a useless detective that you don't even know that she has the habit of sleep walking? Colonel, she spoke to me herself. You imbecile, a pers

on who can walk while sleeping, can't they talk while sleeping? Your back light didn't get fused before accusing a cultured godly woman? Where did you go? You can't be saved today. I will shoot you. I am dead. Baby doll has got me into trouble. Where are you going? Get your house renovated. I am ready with all the construction material. Move aside, you cunning woman! Colonel, shoot the new house, I'll give you my old one too. Why the house? Shouldn't I shoot you instead? Who lit the fireworks? D

id India win again? I don't know if India has won or not but I got saved today. -Where am I? -You are in my arms. Have you adopted me? She has thrown salt into the sweets. How did we get here? Since you told me that you have the habit of sleep walking, I have been following you closely since then so that you shouldn't fall and hurt yourself. Oh, my kitten. Oh, my Baby. Doll. You almost got killed today, Jugnu. You barely survived. She is such a cunning woman. Never mind, baby doll, you have step

ped on a snake's head. I will bite you... "Trouble!" I admit that I am scared but you shouldn't take undue advantage of someone's weakness. Get out! Out! If you trouble me then I will pull off your rat-like moustache and hand it to you. You also know that you look stylish because of your rat-like moustache. Thank you. -When did you come? -When you were praising my moustache. No, no, I was... Is he gone? Good. Why are you standing? Come, sit. On the closet? No, no, no. On the couch. By the way, w

hat are you doing up there? Just cleaning things. There is no need to give so many clarifications. Now we know each other's weaknesses pretty well. "Pull me, army-man." "Hold my arm and pull me down from the closet." "I will pull you, Dolly." "I will arrange a staircase and pull you down." Come down. -Baby. -Doll. My Google. My YouTube. -My WhatsApp. -My Twitter. Oh, my God, I have lost everything! Jugnu has ruined me! That scoundrel will malign my honour in the entire town now. What happened, d

oll? Tell me what's wrong? Major, I was bathing and suddenly I saw a flash of light. I thought lightning has struck somewhere. When I looked straight, I saw that imbecile clicking my pictures on his phone. Now he will make an MMS and make it go viral in the whole world. It is better that you shoot me than leading such a life. Will you really shoot me now? I will shoot those eyes that clicked your pictures. Major! Major, the photo that I have brought for you, when you see it, you will get the sho

ck of your life. That picture is hers, isn't it? -Yes. -Oh, God! This man has made my MMS. Delete this picture immediately. Major, at least see the picture once before you get it deleted. As soon as you see the picture, your eyes will be wide open. If you don't delete the picture then I will shut your eyes forever. -I have deleted it. -Major! It can be saved in another folder too. No. Jugnu, smash that phone on the ground and break it right now. Otherwise, I will shoot you in the chest. I have a

lready incurred a loss now let this be. Here! I have broken it! Now it's your turn. Don't shoot. Journalism will die! -Leave me! -Major! I can do anything for your honour! I am dead. -Let it be. -Move aside, Doll. -Move. -Baby doll! If I don't show the world your true colours don't call me Jugnu! I will have to do something. Kidnap Jugnu? No problem, son. I will teach you all a lesson. If I don't get you all imprisoned for twenty years each, don't call me Jugnu journalist. And I will see how bra

ve you are then. Is this how you behave with elders? There is something called respect. Go from here. Bravo, you sly fox. I understand this smooth talk of yours very well. Make Mr. Jugnu sit on the chair. Do it! Carefully. I asked you to make him sit not to throw him on the chair. Jugnu, listen to me. Go and talk to Colonel and Major. I won't be influenced by you. She thinks she is such a smooth talker. What do you think? I came here for their bungalows and bank balance? I came here looking for

true love. I will settle down with the man with whom I find true love. Don't you have enough love? They are both already drooling. That is what you don't understand. If there can be two, why can't there be three? Jugnu, have you ever seen a hockey match? There are twenty-two players and one ball. But only one scores the goals. Is that so? That means -I can score too? -Yes. Only if Jugnu keeps twinkling. Jugnu, give up your pen. Grab the hockey. Go and get ready for the match. Now I will go for i

t. I have handled things again this time but this man cannot be trusted. He can ruin our game at any time. That is why do whatever you have to do quickly. Definitely. I will reach there on time. I won't be able to stay for long. But I will definitely come. Okay. Bye. Brother, hurry up and do what you need to. If my boss finds out that I haven't put the tents for spiritual gathering until now -I will lose my job. -Yes. Don't worry. Take this money. -Give it to me. -They are asking for money too.

I will pay them. Listen, come here. -Everyone, come here. -Everyone, come. -Major! -May God rest his soul! Idiots, don't say that. He is still alive. -Long live! -Major! -Long live! -Major! -Long live! -Major! -Long live! -Major! Come, Sir. Welcome. Thank you. Arjun, what are you doing here? He is the president of our club. -Really? -He is the honour of our club. He is a very hard-working and decent boy. He is very warm in nature. He is extremely wise and talented. Alright. What is this blood do

nation camp for? We are not at war with anyone. We don't want any wars to take place. We just want everything to be sorted peacefully. The power that is present in love is not there in war. Do you see? He says such wise things. That's enough. Hurry up. I don't have much time. Applause! -Come, Sir. -Come, Uncle. Come on. Come on. Meet him. He donates blood every time. But the special thing about him is that he has donated his precious eyes too. Where is he? -Come, Sir. -Is he here? Slowly. -Take

it easy. -Take it all. Take as much as you want. A bottle won't make a difference to me. You may take a cannister full of blood. Which coloured blood is this? Why are you taking this poor guy's blood? It's not like poor people have any blood left in them. The politicians have sucked it all. Come, Sir. Okay, Son. Good job. Well done! Yes. Arjun! You did great! I hadn't seen this side of yours until now. You won my dad's heart. You impressed my dad. Dad? If your dad's dad was here, I would have im

pressed him too. You haven't seen Jatt's expertise yet. -I am great at acting! Great! -Great! "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives." Dad? -Dad. -Well done, Simran. Simran... daughters are the crown of their father's head. They are the honour of his turban. But today you have maligned your dad's honour in other people's feet. -Dad... -Don't you dare call me dad after today. Or else you will see my dead face. Come on. Is this what you have taught your child?

What would have happened if you hadn't given birth to him? Stop talking nonsense! What has he done? You keep sitting indoors all day long. If you go out then you'll find out what your filthy offspring is up to! Mind your language! I am in control of my language. Keep your bull under control whom you have left to roam around freely. What has he done to you that you are screaming so much? After forbidding him so much, he has tried to influence my daughter again today. Now this is my last warning f

or you. If he tries to malign my honour again then just understand that he will definitely go from this house but he won't return. Whatever nonsense he is talking is it true? I am asking you, is it true? What is this? Your payment. Thank you. You are an outsider and yet you supported us more than our family. But nothing can be done now. I have lost. Maybe Simran is not in my destiny. Wait, Arjun. Baby doll accepts her payment only after her play ends. And I have another rule. I don't leave any j

ob incomplete. You may lose, Arjun. But I won't. As long as I am behind the steering wheel of your car, you don't need to worry. I will only rest after I take you to your destination. Now watch, how Baby doll's secret weapon creates an upheaval in their lives. Why are you being irritable like this, Baby doll? Why? Is it irritable to go visit one's mom? You didn't tell me ever that you have a mom too. No. I have a cow. I was born after two calves. Why? Can't I have a mom? Instead of going so far,

why don't you call your cow... I mean call your mom here. No, I have to go there and fulfil my mom's dream. What such dream does your mom have which can only be fulfilled there? My mom wants to see my babies. Before marriage? I am not the kind of a girl to have babies without marriage. Doll. Baby, Baby, Baby. Baby. This is strange. Today my Baby didn't say Doll. It's not like someone loves me that I should answer. Do you still suspect that I don't love you? What will I do with such love? That w

hich cannot be fulfilled, it's better to give a beautiful turn and leave it. Let Simran get married. After that, everything is possible. This just means that I should keep waiting. When will you find a boy for Simran? When will she get engaged? When will she get married? By then, my mom will be gone. By the way, why are you in such a hurry to get married? I am not in a hurry. The birth of my babies is getting delayed. But only if I can find a boy. You have to find one if you have lost one. Our A

rjun is there. Arjun? That Colonel's son? Colonel will take a wedding procession to the Major's house? I won't even go to his house if someone dies. Alright then. I am going to my house and you can stay in your house. Baby. So this is the problem. Then listen to my few words before you leave too, Baby doll. Whether you like it or not, Colonel Shamsher is saying... yes for this marriage. What? -My Sheru. -My Baby. You have given me a great joy in life today. And on this happy occasion, I too feel

that... I should give you something. Love letter? I have written it for you. No! Read it later. I feel shy. -Good morning, Sir. -Good morning, Sir. A very good morning. Sir, we have brought this wedding card for you. Card? Oh! Arjun's wedding? Very good. But why didn't Arjun come himself? And his mom should have come with him as well. Sir, Aunty asked us to tell you something. Tell me. Sir, the person you met that day, "Who's the prettiest of them all?" "Our Baby doll." "Let's get the party on.

" "With our Baby doll." I have understood everything. Give ma'am my message that I will definitely come for the wedding. Thank you, Sir. Let's go. Now it will be fun. Not only is she is beautiful but also single. Greetings, Uncle. Greetings, Arjun. Sweety. Hi. Sweety... I can't believe that you have come. Your wedding and I won't be present, can that ever happen? Thank you so much. So? Will you keep hugging only the girls? We are also standing here. Raj. Won't you forgive me on this happy occasi

on? We will have the time of our lives. Baby. Doll. You are looking smoking hot. You look like a bomb too. If that is true then let's bang into each other and explode. Billa, how can a nail be popping out in your presence? Let me fix it first. What if the principal comes and sits on it? -Oh no! -Brother, you are not hurt, are you? Wait! I will tell you! Hello. Stand at a distance. Do you want to spill on my new suit? -Bring me some coke. -Finish this first. The food is someone else's but the sto

mach is yours. You, fool. No matter how full a bus is, the conductor always finds a way through it. I don't even spare the final right's processions. This is a wedding. Put it all here. He is talking nonsense. Keep it here. Drink it all. He is a hungry fool. You are looking very stylish today. I don't have the panache like you do. I am just obeying you. You order me and I do as you say. Major! Yes. I am coming. Excuse me. I will be right back. Okay. What are you doing here. "Aunts are singing al

ong with mom." "I've heard that God makes unions himself." "I've heard that God makes unions himself." "I will sacrifice everything over God." "He has heard the prayers in my heart." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I will fulfil all your wishes." "I have put flowers on your favourite car." "I will fulfil all your wishes." "I have put flowers on your favou

rite car." "Keep smiling, my love. My soul feels happy when I see you." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I have kept servants to serve you." "Jatt has made a lavish bungalow for you." "I have kept servants to serve you." "Jatt has made a lavish bungalow for you." "I will shower you with diamonds." "I will make you the queen of my heart." "I must have done

some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "I must have done some good deeds in the past life." "That is why I got you, my love." "A man went to fetch some things." "He fetched some grass." "The boy's dad is full of excitement." "The girl's dad is full of excitement." But how will we know how excite

d they are? We can only know when they dance and sing! That's thuth. Uncle, let's do it today. Let's have a beautiful song. What? He will sing a romantic song? He only knows one line. Turn left, turn right. Attention or tension. Okay then, Uncle. You do some Bhangra. He will do Bhangra? He only learnt two things in life. PT in the morning and rum in the evening. This evening is dedicated to dads! A big round of applause for both of them. Because you insist, I will recite a few lines that are ver

y dear to my heart. And those few lines were written by someone very special only for me. Here comes trouble. She has written if you like to drink, -I will become sour soda. -Bravo, Uncle. Wow. If you like to drink, I will become sour soda. I will become a shining light in your dark nights. -Wow. -Wow. If you are a hill of hot sand, I will rain down on you like a cloud. If you are sleeping on thorns, I will become a bed of flowers for you. -Wow, Major. -Wow. Only for the sake of your love, I wil

l hang to death. If you close your eyes and remember me, I will come and stand in front of your eyes. -Uncle, is that all? -No. There is one last line. And that is, this wedding cannot happen! If you don't agree to this wedding then I am not dying for it to happen either. My fingers aren't so easily available too, Major Ranveer that they should be eager to wear a tight ring given by a hard-hearted man. Come on, Simran. -Come on, Arjun. -One minute. Stop. I admit, I admit that I hurt your feeling

s. I flirted, I deceived. But do consider who I did it for. For your own children and their true love. But what would you know what love is? Love is a blessing of God for which every man yearns. These kids have just one fault that they were born in those families where you both hate each other for the sake of your fake egos. What do you think that if the hen doesn't crow the morning won't come? If you don't say yes then this wedding won't happen? Come, Arjun. Come, Simran. Stop. No. I can't do t

his. I have made many mistakes in life. But I won't make such a huge mistake. I have already lost my mom in childhood. I can't lose my dad too. Simran, don't misunderstand me. I love you a lot but not more than my dad's happiness. Arjun, nothing is more important to me than my dad's happiness too. Dad, there was a time when people used to give examples of your friendship. And when and how that friendship turned into enmity even we don't know that. Ask him. He signed on my court-martial. -Did I s

ign? -Yes, you did. I admit that I was the presiding officer of your case but why can't your dumb brain understand that while you were getting Court-martialled, Arjun's mom was on her deathbed. I was with her in the hospital because I was on leave. You were on leave? Yes, I was on leave! And even if I wasn't on leave, if I was a member of your court-martial and if your mistake had been proven then I would have been the first one to sign on that decision. Because a mistake made in the army whethe

r knowingly or unknowingly is not acceptable. -Let's go, dad. -Wait. I am not finished yet. Daughter, I have never ignored Arjun's choice in bungalows, dogs or cars. So how will I leave the girl of his choice? Bravo. Yes! Colonel, Major Ranveer Singh is not worthy of shaking hands with you. His selfish thinking forgot that there is something above friendship and relationships and family. And that is patriotism and the love for one's country. Colonel, I salute your thinking. Bravo. Wow. Get marri

ed as soon as you can. Who knows when these senile old men may change their minds? "There is no dearth of anything. We have no sorrow." "Pockets are full of money and all moments are wonderful." "We are always full of joy." "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives." There is only one of me and so many suitors. How can I make everyone happy? For now, please, keep your love letters. -Why is that? -Because we have understood that artists are not loyal to anyone. -

What? -I mean they belong to everyone. Attention! "Even if there is stress, we don't ever worry." Will I get a chance too? Players get a chance not spares. "Even if there is stress, we don't ever worry." "We don't hear bad from anyone and we don't say bad things to anyone." "The wires to our hearts are linked with fun." So what happened with me is all my suitors are crazy. None of them are wise. I am here, aren't I? You scoundrel, I have seen a bald Shahrukh Khan for the first time. "We are havi

ng the time of our lives." "The time of our lives." Doll, will I keep hammering nails my whole life? -Billa. -Yes? -Do you have wood at home? -Yes, I do. -Do you have a nail? -Yes, I do. Then you scoundrel, keep hitting the nails with the hammer. "We get whatever we want. What else should we ask God for?" Dad, pull up the pant string. Yours! "We get whatever we want. What else should we ask God for?" "We may get upset. But we don't think bad about our friends." "My friends are my life. I will sa

crifice my life for them." "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives." "We are having the time of our lives."