New Sketch comedy show! Jordan Black: SKETCH Symbol | S1 E1 "Clitizen Kane"

(Sensual Funk Music) Cut! (Bell Rings) (Man Breathes heavily) I think we got it. Not quite. Um- Look, Cassidy - What is your motivation - - in this scene? Huh? Your motivation! What do you want? You see every great story begins with a want - - a core desire that drives you. Compels you to make the decisions that you make... Now... What does Cassidy want? Um... Um... The nut? The nut... Precisely! You want the nut! Now - - Tommy here is our "Antagonist: for the scene. Tommy's our class Vale-DICK-

torian. (Tommy chuckles) He's a bit of a nerd, okay? He wears glasses, plays in the chess-club - - I mean he's obviously never been with a woman - Especially not one as beautiful as "Captain of the cheer-squad" Cassidy. So, as a result of Tommys inexperience - He's a little sensitive... He's worried that he might nut too quickly! Our hero trying to get the nut - - Our villain trying to withhold the nut! AHA - - CONFLICT! Now, our foes are locked in a battle of wills, A desperate struggle to dete

rmine each of their fates. They trade blow for blow as we follow the falling - - and "Rising" actions... Then, we reach - THE CLIMAX! - Of our story... And now... Cassidy... Is where we discover what you - - are made of... Literally... You're a shell of who you once were - - Unable to even look at yourself... Because - - your eyelashes are beginning to crust together. Our audience sees their hero - Now a blinded beggar - - fallen from grace. You call out into the void: "Towel?" "Could somebody g

et me a f**king towel please?" You've gotten the nut Cassidy. But - At - What - COST! (Director breathes deeply in exasperation) So - I'm still gonna F**k her right? Well of course you're still going to f**k her Tommy! *okay...* Everyone, back to one! (Bell rings) "Clit-izen Kane, scene 12D, take 10. Marker!" Alright everyone, back to one... And - - Action. (Sensual Funk Music) Cut - Tommy, buddy you're really missing the SUBTEXT here. Okay?