The second song I'm going to sing for you tonight is actually a love song and I'm a little bit shy about this one so bear with me So this is a love song I'd like to dedicate it to the love of my life or at least the love of my last several months or so to be realistic to be fair When you smile as you do, you light up the room... like an arsonist who left therapy a bit too soon. Your fingers intertwine with mine so easily... almost as though we were destined to be... conjoined twins in an incestu
ous romance film. When you look at me the earth stops turning... which could be a problem in terms of geographical science cause the atmosphere would keep rotating the oceans would get messed up and anything not attached to bedrock would be swept away and lost forever... And ever... and ever... but what can I say? the danger's pretty sexy anyway. Forever and ever and... ever... You were there to catch me when I fell which is good because I'm clumsy and need somebody whose reflexes work well. Ooo
oh Ooooh Your eyes are so deep I could drown in them like a sewer rat who couldn't swim You take my breath away like an asthma attack I've no words to describe how I feel besides... yeah, I'd tap that. Oooh Oh, you grew on me like a yeast infection and hung around like a medically unsafe erection. Erection... erection... erection. The moment we met you swept me off my feet like a witch on a broomstick who missed orientation week. Ooooh Oh, you know I would freely give my heart to you assuming yo
u were sick and I were dead cause that's what organ donors do... If you haven't considered organ donation, its an excellent thing to get into. When I saw you I found myself head over heels... which honestly... is just something I've been doing for years I mean, isn't that what people just usually do? Like, heels over head would be a more interesting thing to get into. You grew on me like fungus and stuck around like thrush and you know I would never abandon you unless I were really in a rush...
Thrush. Thrush, thrush, thrush, thrush.... thrush. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you except a number of things I just wouldn't really fancy to I mean, you've gotta stay independent cause' that's just healthy in any relationship we make music when we are together though mainly from our bowels and the air is full of love and smelly gas stronger than anything the military has. Putting up with your quirks has been well worth the fuss And I love that we live together with our mutual
friend Gus Gus everybody! This is Gus! Gus! Gus..! Erection. Forever and ever... Thrush. This is Gu-u-us! Erection. Forever and ever... Thrush. This is Gu-u-us! Erection. Everybody! Forever and ever... thrush. This is Gu-u-us! Erection. Forever and ever... thrush. This is Gu-u-us... Erection. Thank-you everybody. Have a lovely night!
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