It's high time they reached May be they have decided
to halt over at a hotel Hey! My boss will not even look at a girl - Anyway I will not sleep here alone
- What else can you do? Oh look! They have reached Maybe Gopi has made all this
Gopi?! I only know to eat not to cook But I'll tell you for sure, this food
has come from the enemy's camp Enemy's camp?
What are you saying? Have you gone nuts?
I'll eat at our hotel Don't say anything more
Food was made by girls next door Who?
Mahalakshmi? Don't
eat it
if you didn't like it - Who says I didn't like it
- But you said so just now I often say such things
to tease mother I try to make mother
laugh now and then Yes true! Boss told me
a joke and I laughed... ...for 2 weeks and
1 more week remains Ass-monkey! Go out Mom has never allowed me
into the kitchen So I am a little backward in cooking But not backward in talking! No one can beat you brothers in that Ass-monkey! Are you still here?
Vagabond! Tell me when you are free I'll teach you to
cook,
it will be great fun Boss, give me also a massage I'll give you a good kick
that will kill you Do you see this?
These are marks of injury You and your punches I will have to massage him
for a month at least... ...only these marks will go, poor thing! All this body pain is not a problem I am feeling bad
that you were insulted I shouldn't have hit you I feel so bad kicking you It was not deliberate done brother Isn't it for the sake of
that Municipal secretary? What are you saying?
Have you
gone mad? What language
are you speaking? - You didn't understand, right?
- No! Well, from childhood,
this is my condition... ...Sheer gibberish
when I hear both of you talk Get lost, you ass monkey
This is between us brothers Don't poke your nose into this
Don't kill yourself inviting my kick okay? But I too got a taste of
his blows, right? Eats only vegetables, but his blows
painful like being hit by a hammer I still don't believe you were
the killer stalking that girl I am not a killer, brot
her It is true I followed her
But doesn't a girl recognize... ...whether a guy
follows her to kill or to love? This is the first time
I am going after a girl, I swear There are so many girls
in this world I am surprised
why you love only this one? There are so many
wonderful buildings all over the world Yet, tell me, why is only
the Taj Mahal a world wonder? - Tell me I say
- I don't understand it myself Gopi! There are
so many kinds of meat Yet you like the taste of only beef, why? Hey! Now I u
nderstand - But does the buffalo know it?
- Definitely not So many girls come to our hotel But why did I
notice (throw up) only her? Throw up! Sure if she had
you'd have been in trouble by now! You will die with my kick now Why did I note only her especially? - Why?
- You tell me - You tell us
- I will tell you May I come in? I have come to clear some
doubts, regarding love tax I was living, minding my business when
a girl made me fall and gave me a kiss Should I pay a service tax for this? If I
feel I want more such kisses
Will that tax carry interest? A lot of love has
accumulated in the heart It grew and grew into
a spreading bower of jasmine How much of a love growth tax
has to be paid for this? I like you very much Shall I go to your house
and propose marriage? How much protection tax has to be paid? Excuse me?
May I help you? No! No! No!
Only this girl can help me She is not answering
any of my questions I will answer your questions
Give me your file I will give this file only to
her
She can answer me She will not talk my dear fellow I will make her talk Attender!
Please throw this guy out No one has to push me out
I know how to go - Does this carry interest?
- Hey you! Like this, in spite of many efforts
she never bothered I realized my looks
and style were old fashioned I changed over and became
a smart young man I thought I'll try once more
and that's when you saw me Why do we need
a woman between us? You for me and I for you
Isn't that enough? We are brothers
Should
n't our lineage continue? Deva, we are enough for each other Shouldn't we have children?
You don't have a wife for that If I also don't try, who will perform
the last rites when we die? I am there for you How will you be there?
Won't someone kill you by then, you tramp? No one else will
I myself will kill him now With his comic comments
between my serious sentiments Brother, I want her Brother, what foolishness have you done? How can I possibly marry a girl
from the enemy's camp in 30 days? When
they talked ill about you
I lost complete control of myself Don't think of losing out in this
My honor is in your hands now My hands?
What can I do? You have to show your love I have been doing only that
ever since I met her, isn't it? You cannot go after her
like a chain snatcher on a bike That's true When a guy goes after a girl, she must
be able to see his love slowly unfolding How do you do that, boss? You don't have to know that
Stand away - Here's your tea
- Go roast it and eat it - Here
drink your tea
- Go boil it and eat it - Hey!
- Continue brother Why do people who visit
our hotel, come again and again? Because we take care and
give them food like each one prefers That's how you have to do it
Serve according to taste, that's love He's a great one
in such things with women! How do you know that? Don't poke your nose in matters
not your concern, keep it elsewhere How do we serve
love according to taste? - You have to sing a song
- Great! Me?
Sing a song? Love and singing
have
a great connection - Sing a song
- But I don't know to sing I will teach you Just say what you want
to say and that will be a song Gopi? Get a harmonium, a little guitar
a violin and a few tablas Do you wish to make aviyal (a dish)? No, you ass-monkey
To woo her - How is it?
- It's very cold here You are an ass without
aesthetic sense, go inside! Brother, but this is in Konkani
She understands only Malayalam For that you can sing
the same thing in Malayalam Just go ahead sing and impress
It will
be wonderful! If I go after her and
sing like this she will sulk - Then sing 'don't sulk if I follow you'
- How? I will sing it and show you Boss! It's a pity you didn't
return that slap Haven't you heard?
It's a sin to lay hands on a 'nari' (woman) Mother, sister, wife
and lover are 'naris' All women are 'naris'
(nari also means shameless) I didn't know that
all women are shameless! I'm not referring to that 'nari'
you shameless fellow! Then what? 'Nari' which means women
is what I meant We ha
ve got so many slaps in life
Consider this as one of them Did it hurt? Mmm...but there was
a solace in that pain also A pain full of sweetness What! I have been slapped too
Why have I never felt such sweet pain? There is indeed such a pain
We are talking about human beings You go ahead Brother, the guilt of this slap
will start haunting her now Slowly it will turn to love Now there's no time to go slowly
Our deadline ends today Why don't we ask for an extension?
15 days more Even if you get 15 m
onths more
this is not going to happen You are very backward
in matters of women I am unable to forget - There is a way out
- What is that? - If I say it will you jump at me?
- No! Just say it - Promise?
- I swear! I'll go abduct and bring her here - Gopi!
- No! Oh mother! That she-devil is coming here! Oh God! Why is she here? - Come in
- Come, sit Whose bright idea was
it to make her... ...fall head over heels in love
by singing songs? My brother's Music, direction, lyrics
and everything else
- The song was good
- Thanks! But the idea failed! Why don't we use Ananda Bhairavi
It will be really good I am not ready
for anything hereafter Shall I get you some tea? - Are you all slightly mad?
- Then I'll get you coffee Don't you see madam is hot?
Give her something cool - I'll get some ice from the fridge
- You can keep it on your head
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