Reacting to "Funny" Geography Memes

Hello and welcome to this month's JackSucksAtGeography subreddit video. Every single month I'll be taking a look at what you've been posting. So click the top link in description to be one of the first 50,000 people to join this subreddit. Big burger, okay. Mini burger, right. Big soda makes mini soda, Minnesota. Cool. "Guys, what should I name him?" Right, you've made a little fella out of all the countries. They've got Chad for a head. How do you rotate the countries on True Size? I don't get

it. Right, we are gonna work it out right now. Right, India get here. How do I rotate ya? Double click? Oh, it changes colour when I double click. Oh, hang on, hang on. Is it? Oh yes! I finally worked it out. Oh, that's unreal. Let's make the Chad man talk. (speaking gibberish) The world without the 10 largest countries. Okay, that's made a pretty massive impact. Okay, can we name every country that's missing? We have got Canada, USA, Russia, China. Oh, that's only four. Australia. Why have I sk

ipped me pinky? Brazil. Mexico's still there. Argentina Right, what's this African one? It's Mali, isn't it? Is it Mali? Oh, Indonesia. Oh, I dunno what the last one is. Kazakhstan, I missed Kazakhstan, okay. Oh, and it's not even Mali either. Oh, I'm an idiot. I'm a fool. It was Algeria. That's obvious as well. I dunno why I made that mistake. But yeah, move Algeria up a bit and you can see it's absolutely massive. Fair play. Let's get this post to 200 upvotes for Flossy. Well that's nice. Not

very geography related, but good to see support for my dog. Portugal is smaller than the US, India, and China combined. Right, yeah. Guys, I could really do it with you joining the subreddit so we can actually get some good posts on here. But like, I mean they're not great, and let's be honest, if you want me to react to something, there is not much competition here. So just whack it on the subreddit. Guess where I'm from based on how I call countries in Europe. Okay, I don't know. So you call t

he UK, Anglia. Russia is just Russia with one S. Belarus is still Belarus. Poland is Poland, Germania is Germany. I honestly have no idea, I'll be honest. I'm gonna guess Italy though. Why not? Okay, these names are from Hebrew but it's a Latin script. So he's not actually said where he's from, but they might be from Israel because that's where Hebrew's the official language, although there's a few other spots. Petition for Jack to make this the new JackSucksAtGeography profile picture. Like so

Jack sees this. Absolutely not. You've got bloody watermarks in it. What do you think this is? You think my official picture I'm gonna have weird little Google image watermarks in the background? And look how you've cut around me hair. There's nothing wrong with me nice green background, thank you. My birthday cake. Ah, you got flags on a birthday cake, you little nerd. I like it. We got Ukraine, Kazakhstan, United Arab Emirates. Where's that? Luxembourg maybe. And then India. Very nice, happy b

irthday. Guess what country I'm from? Some people go mental with the coronation and just general royal family stuff. It's kind of weird, you know. Flags with Estonian colours. Apparently you're starting with Germany, right, then Lithuania, Russia. Ah, I see what you've done. 462 likes and Jack has to get this St. Lucia bandana for Kong. Ah, well as adorable as that would look, you didn't get 462 likes, so my hands are tied. What can I do? These are some very interesting percentages. Yes, so if y

ou take the percentage of each colour on the USA flag and put it into a pie graph in this order you accidentally end up with the Czech flag. Makes you think, doesn't it? Wow. Let's appreciate this took me four days but none of my friends care. That's so sad. You've drawn the whole world and you've drawn all their flags and everything. But let's enhance, let's enhance. Ah, got a bit lazy with Oceania, didn't you? You've just got these Google images. If you're gonna put them on the flag, you gotta

hand draw them, I'm sorry. Overall looks pretty good. You look ah, you got lazy with the stars as well. Just draw 50 stars, man. You can just do them as little dots. Your eagle's not great. (laughs) Why does the sun in Argentina look so much like the "like a boss" meme? But overall, great job, you did well. I created some UK flags with Welsh representation. Which one is your favourite? Okay, so you've added just the bits of green in that one. Quite simple. Oh, it's weird when you take away the

blue on the top half. I'm not gonna lie. Once again, not sure about that. Oh you just put a bunch of dragons everywhere. Yeah, I'll stick with that one. Flag of every country I've been to in my life and it's just the USA flag. I think that is quite common for a lot of people in the US, to be fair. Like I've heard a lot of US people don't even have a passport. Whereas in the UK, pretty much everyone has a passport, generally, unless they're like really low income. But the USA is like bigger than

Europe isn't it? And there's so much variation in the landscape that you can go on holiday and have a complete unique experience without actually leaving the country. So, it's really not that crazy. If you had to live in a different country to where you are now, where would you live? It's an interesting question. Life in the UK, it's just very busy these days and a lot of people are kind of miserable and the government's rubbish. So it is the kind of thing where I could imagine living somewhere

else. Now, I've not done that much travelling, but I was lucky enough to go to Australia and New Zealand and I had an amazing time there. And to be honest, I would be happy living in either of those countries if I had to. Do cows moo in a different accent? So in the US they say "Moo" and in Canada they say "MoOou." And in Sweden they say "Moo." And in the UK they say "Oi bruv moo innit." Okay. Opinion on my hometown's flag, also called The City of Five Flags. Oh my god, it's kind of horrendous,

but I also kind of like it in a weird way. That's a weird flag. Where is this? It's Pensacola, which is a small area outside of, oh no, it's actually still technically in Florida. I always forget that Florida panhandles over to the left. I always think of it as just this like phallic bit. But yeah, let's be honest, it's a pretty terrible flag. This map at a restaurant has two New Zealands. Okay, so there's one where it's meant to be and then there's one just shoved next to South America. Someone

was so worried about accidentally forgetting New Zealand that they really overcompensated. Well, this is mental. Guess which country outline randomly formed in my beer? Well, it's Norway, right, isn't it? That looks exactly like Norway. Look at it. (laughs) Sometimes when Flossy pees on the pavement, I think "That looks like Egypt." Petition for Jack to learn that Canada has the longest coastline. Oh no. (laughs) Oh no. Got 200,000 kilometres of coastline. Whereas the USA has literally half of

that, 90,000. Well, this is just a disaster. So put 'em next to each other. Yeah, I can see that, fair enough. Fine, I will accept the truth if that's what you really desire. Oh, fun task. Find the country name. So the first letter. Wait, hang on, what's going on? That's Honduras. So is the first letter H? Why is first letter written there twice? I'm so confused. Okay, we'll try and work it out anyway. So first letter, H. Second letter. Where's that, Micronesia? H, M. Well that's not gonna be ri

ght. They said it's South American so I'm gonna guess that it's, I don't know. I'll take a random stab in the dark at Venezuela, why not? Chile. I don't get it. I don't understand, what? No, I still don't get it. (laughs) Flag of Cusco, Peru. Is it? Because obviously, that looks like a LGBT flag. Yeah, this is a legit Peruvian flag. Oh god, there's another one and there's arrows this time that might make it easier. So the first letter in Brazil goes there, so B. It starts with Q, then U. Cuba, i

t's gonna be Cuba. I'm stressed. Petition to have user flairs saying what country you're from. That's not a bad idea, is it? Bit of fun for the Geography subreddit. I'd be fine with that. It does mean the mods have to make 197 different flairs though. So maybe that's the impracticality. You could do consonants though. My grandma got me a flag T-shirt for my birthday. Go on. The subdivision experiment eight hours in. I don't understand what this is. What are you doing? I see. So you've got a map

that includes not just countries, but like regions and states and counties and stuff and you've asked people to comment where they're from. Side door, just be careful how specific you get when playing along with these kind of things. But it has created some interesting data. And we've got a lot of the US covered and a lot of Canada, but that's not necessarily 'cause there's lots of people. It's probably just that those regions are much larger than the European regions, for example. Let's have a

better look at Europe, enhance, enhance. So, this is where my audience is from. Look at that. We got quite a few bits are India. It's interesting, we've got some splattering of South America, Australia too. Oh, what have we got down there? Is that someone from Lesotho? Obviously, people may just have lied, but this is still very interesting. There are more islands within this oval than everywhere else. Yes, obviously Sweden has the most islands in the world. It's like well over 200,000. And Norw

ay and Finland have a fair amount as well. I'm pretty sure Canada have quite a few though. Let's have a look at the data. Well look at that, the map is correct. Canada's all the way down in fourth with 52,000. Sweden, Norway, and Finland have got like 700,000 islands between them. That is mental, you know. Why is it so much higher than everywhere else? Guess the flag. 99% fails and I will reply to the comment that is correct. Isn't it like a Minecraft thing? Is it something related to L'Manberg?

I don't know. Oh it's Amsterdam. (laughs) Oh no. I'm bringing up the Dream SMP. Some people like, "What's that flag look like?" Oh, you can see how I got mixed up. Oh no. List of countries that gained independence from the UK. Geez, that's crazy, isn't it? So many are so recent as well. Like a lot was in the sixties. Wonder what the Worldle is today. Ooh, you got Canada 24 days ago. But I guess that brings us onto. (exciting music) Right, you can't see, but I've covered the country with my hand

'cause I wanna do it without seeing it. There we go, hide country image. Okay, we have no clues. I'm just gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna just click. Oh, we've gone with Greece. And, oh, it's kind of close, 94%. Says it's 1,000 kilometres away, which seems quite far for 94% but maybe 1,000 kilometres isn't that much. So going sort of northeast from Greece, we get to maybe Azerbaijan. We could try Azerbaijan. Let's go for it. It's actually, no, and now it's pointing back this way. It's further

away. So thinking about it, it's got to be in Europe basically, hasn't it? And I guess we go high up. So Belarus maybe, we'll give it a try, guess. Oh, now it's- I've gone too high. 700 kilometres down. Should I try Ukraine then? I guess we'll try Ukraine. Oh my God, have I not got there, 98%, but we're very close now. So it must border Ukraine. Shall I go with Romania? I reckon it's gonna be Romania. It's not? I've only got one clue left. So let's reveal the map seeing as I have failed the cha

llenge. Ah, it's Moldova. Makes sense. Yeah, we got there. Saw this on Twitter and I'm concerned about the level of education in America. Enhance, enhance. So, they've been given a map of Europe and they have to name what all the countries are. So, they said the Iceland was Ireland. They think Italy's Finland. They think the giant one's Poland. They've got China. Nah, they're messing about, they're just trying to annoy you guys. People on Twitter just like to be irritating and like get people to

say stuff. And I'm sure there's a few smart Americans out there like at least a handful. Guess where I'm from? I mean it looks like the Hogwarts Express travelling over that big viaduct in Scotland. So I'm gonna assume Scotland. Well they didn't share the answer, but yeah, people are saying Scotland or Privet Drive. It's not a JackSucksAtGeography video unless this happens. Just one more episode Netflix. Just one more page when you're reading a book. Just one more piece of chocolate. Just one m

ore dumb mistake, JackSucksAtGeography video. Oh, for God's sake. Earlier in the video I said Mali instead of Algeria and everyone's gonna be wittering on about it like they always do. I make mistakes. I'm human, all right. I create flags of the world with 130 Rubik's cubes every day. Oh my god, okay. Oh look at the parrot. So this takes a bit of do because you've gotta structure the Rubik's cubes in order to do this. It's very impressive to be fair. Oh my God, look at that. Wonder how big these

are. Well, GG. I have made countries out of flowers in Minecraft. Oh, interesting. I see that, I see that. That's kind of cool actually, to be fair. Oh look at it from ground levels. It's quite delightful. Finally learned all the flags of the world. Couldn't thank Jack more for helping me find the thing I love most: Geography. That's epic. I'm glad that I was able to help with that. And it's cool knowing all the flags 'cause it comes up all the time in quiz shows. POV: Jack's fans when they spo

t a mistake in Jack's ranking flags video. Yeah, I made quite a few mistakes when doing the T list video, didn't I? I did 197 different flags, so of course I'm gonna get like, I don't know, five wrong. That's not that many, okay. But everyone went so radgie about it in the comments. Let's have a look. Okay, here's the dreaded video. 28 minutes, long rest in peace to not only me for recording that, took like an hour and a half, but also Kai who had to edit it. Jack, "I'm not going to get politica

l." Also Jack, calls Armenia Azerbaijan. Oh dear. Jack corrects himself with Azerbaijan and Armenia so we can't make fun of him. But then he calls Brunei Burundi. Oh no. I called Tonga Togo, Thailand Costa Rica. I just forgot about Costa Rica. I'm not gonna lie. Micronesia, Somalia. Ah, and I mixed up Mali and Guinea. I mean that one's fair enough because they're so similar. Jack: two years of learning flags and he has a successful Geography channel. Also Jack, calls Brunei Burundi. I swear this

is a prank from Jack to try to trigger us as much as possible. Yeah, that's what it was. It was just a prank. They're all pranks just to encourage make more comments. Who else thinks the Panama flag is underrated? It's a nice flag. I agree with you. Did you know that 31 Nepals can fit in Australia? I know now. Guess the blurred flags. Okay, we've got Norway. We've got, ooh, Australia. Ooh, hang on, that could be New Zealand. Are those stars white or red? No, they've gotta be white, haven't they

? Yeah, I'm gonna say that is Australia. Ah, no. Okay, next one. This is the medium level. That's USA, right? I'm assuming. Oh, it's Malaysia. This is really tricky. Okay and finally, that one I do know, that's Fiji. Yes, thank God. Just finished this flag puzzle. Oh, you've done a flag jigsaw and you've got the JackSucksAtGeography merch. Oh snap, my friend. Oh. Oh, another mistakes. I was playing Worldle and it was can you guess the four countries that border North Korea? I said maybe a bit of

China. And as you can see, basically all of North Korea's border is China. (Jack laughs) I might need to start revising again, guys. I think what's happened is I've become too comfortable. I've just been looking at maps and stuff on this channel. I need to keep up with my knowledge. Because there's something about that cow. What is this? - Moldova is very nice. Where do we have Andora? We had Andora in pretty cool. I think Moldova gets to go at the bottom of Epic because there's something about

that cow. Because there's something about that cow. (distorted) Because there's something about that cow. - Hey, I stand by it. That's a good looking cow. I like that cow. It is a cow, right? This stone looks like the flag of Denmark. You know what? It actually does. Normally, I just skip past these kind of posts, but that does actually look like the flag of Denmark. And if I saw that on a beach, I'd have kept it. Day one of making Jack notice I drew all the flags of the world. Do you know what

, fair play, takes a bit of time that. Jack, you should buy this. Right, okay. It's a calendar, but it makes a globe once you've finished using it. It's kinda sweet to be fair. What's the finished fella? Oh what, what's that on? I thought it had legs, but it's a little astronaut. It's creeping me out. I don't like it. It's ruined by the astronaut. Get it away. Find Jack, part two. Oh, I wonder where I am in that one. What the hell? Oh, where am I? I see me, I see me. I'm right there. We have fun

. We really do. We've got another person that has now learned all of the flags. Congratulations. I probably would get this wrong if I tried to do this now, wouldn't I? My girlfriend's TV has LEDs built into the back. Going through the settings, I found you can set the lights as different flags. Why can't my TV do that? Oh my God, look at that. This is the Irish flag. We got green, white, and orange. I want TV that does that. I added like an LED strip to mine, but it doesn't have a flag mode. The

UK one hasn't really worked. It's all just kind of merged and made a purple. But yeah, the Czech Republic one works. The Ireland one works. Even the South Africa flag. I mean it's doing pretty stuff. I like it. India, Outdia. Okay, yeah, that that was a good post. Hey, on an unrelated note, guys. Join the the JackSucksAtGeography subreddit. Thank you. Who named this lake in Canada? No way is that real. Big Ass Lake. (laughs) It's real. That's amazing. Do you know what? It's not even that big. T

he start to what made Jack love the Seychelles flag. So, in my original like I'm gonna start learning the countries video, I said "I like that flag. "That's a cool looking flag." Oh, so wholesome. (laughs) And we've come such a long way since. Thank you very much for watching this month's JackSucksAtGeography subreddit. Remember to join so that we can have some better posts with more variation next month. That'll be fantastic. Subscribe to the JackSucksAtGeography channel just in case you have n

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