ROSALINE
The greatest love story ever told... JULIET
Romeo. ROMEO
Sweet Juliet. ROSALINE
...was missing a chapter. Mine. Son of a... THE NURSE
Now, get up you lazy cow. ROSALINE
I have cholera. THE NURSE
You do not have cholera. ROSALINE
You don't understand. They were being all gross and he was saying things
to her that he just said to me. Three days ago! THE NURSE
Yes. ROSALINE
Three, nurse. ♫ I got this feeling on a summer day
when you were gone ♫ THE NURSE
So, are you going to break them up?
ROSALINE
Of course I am. Romeo and Juliet,
it doesn't even sound right. DARIO
You want my help with this? ROSALINE
We just need to stop a wedding. My boyfriend is about to make
the biggest mistake of his life. DARIO
Hang on a second. It's your boyfriend's wedding? Ouch. ROSALINE
Blow me. JULIET
Rosaline, I met a boy. ROSALINE
Let me guess, Romeo Montague, isn't it? JULIET
How did... ROSALINE
Everybody knows Romeo Montague. But Juliet, why settle down with just
one man when you can... ...sample
at the buffet of life? Who wants to buy us some drinks? [Cheering] ♫ I don't care
I love it ♫ JULIET
All this time you just wanted to steal my boyfriend. ROSALINE
I was trying to steal him back! There's a difference. PARIS
I just wonder if all this drama is adding to the attraction. JULIET
I'm going to fake my own death. I'll drink this potion.
It'll look like I'm dead. ROSALINE
That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Did you drink it already?
Get up, Juliet! ♫ I don
't care
I love it, I love it ♫
Comments
Rosaline dodged a bullet if you ask me.
“That is possibly the DUMBEST idea ever… DID YOU DRINK IT ALREADY??!” That line killed it for me.~
Agreed, I love Kaitlyn in this role. It's a chance to see an oft told story from a brand new perspective.
SO excited for this fresh take on the story. In all the adaptations of Romeo & Juliet, I've never once heard anything about Rosaline's perspective!
I'm here for Kaityln doing some lighthearted projects again,this is her month fr
I love this honestly. I love when they make the period pieces modern and not stuffy w the accents and Shakespearean language
It was a fun movie. Predictable parts included but overall had a good time. Good chemistry between the main cast. If someone is looking for a serious adaptation surely the trailer will tell them not to go in with that mindset while watching. It also pokes fun at some things like Juliet’s plan. I’ve seen enough “more accurate” adaptations so this was a nice change of pace.
I can't believe they took it off of streaming ANYWHERE. Give me back physical media already.
SOLD. This movie looks hilarious. It's gonna be really awkward and dark as hell if the story ends the same way though. Haha. * Kaitlyn and Isabela are each always great, so totally here for them too.
I'm gonna be honest, this movie was far better than I expected going in. Not only that, but I'd dare to say I actually liked it! Yes, I'd consider that a glowing review.
If there was another movie like this, they should do one with Mercutio
Rosaline is gonna be absolutely so hilarious!
This movie was actually amazing
This looks really funny, I'm betting that Rosaline's interfering somehow allows Romeo x Juliet to actually live happily ever after. Either way, love Kaitlyn Dever.
I'm loving this new genre, teen romcom with period settings🤣🤣🤣
Kaitlyn Dever is a once in a generation talent.
If Shakespeare was written by Gen Z and gave Rosaline a speaking role 😂
I always wondered what Rosaline thought, and now I’ll know
I thought the purpose of Rosaline's character is that she didn't care for Romeo, hence his heartsickness at the opening of the play. This looks like a classic case of only being interested in someone when you can't have them.
I don't know why but watching the trailer made me strongly miss Heath Ledger. 😔 Just like that, out of nowhere.