Science Vs Commerce | Chapter 1 | Ashish Chanchlani

'This video is a work of fiction.' 'In no way does this video insult any stream... ...field, people from different occupation.' 'This video is just for entertainment purpose.' 'It should not be taken seriously.' 'And enjoy it.' 'Thank you.' 'There are three types of field in this world.' 'Commerce, science... ...and the one that your parents comment on by saying... ...what sort of field is this? Why are you getting into this?' 'You could rather have studied.' 'So, lets start today's video.' I wa

s 22 years old. I had substance use disorder, and my parents kicked me out of house. This is where I sleep now. Let's sleep together. They leave no place to sit. I will sit today. Gamble as much as you can. I have a lot of money. - Snacks. If you track micros like proteins, carb and fats... ...you will definitely lose weight. It is very easy. - You science students are so boring. That is not true, okay? You just make up all this. You are an uneducated commerce student. Haven't you heard of nutri

tion? I lost weight after working hard for a year. You took a year, right? I can lose weight in a second. Really? So soon? - Yes, in no time. How? - Look at this. What is this? - This is Likee app. Likee app? - I will lose weight in this... ...in no time. I lost weight. - What is this? This is the new shaping magic feature from Likee app. You can lose weight in this in no time. They call me Ulhasnagar's Brad Pitt. All you commerce students are dumb... ...and are good with makeshift things. Excus

e me, you educated illiterate from science. You are there because of us, get it? Science students are alive because of commerce student. The building you are on... ...is made by us engineers. Who pays salary to the engineers? We do. Get it? Leave now. I will pay your salary later. When you fall sick... ...don't come to us doctors. When you end up having too much money... ...don't come to us CA's to save your taxes. CA, go and study. You spent... ...your life in reattempts. You old PhD... ...wann

abe doctor, you leave! You benzene ring, leave! Excuse me, sundry expenses... ...leave form here. - Go and get cash you cashier. Quiet you nurse! What did you say? - I called you a nurse. What will you do? - Hey! Go away! Hello, how much did I score? Maths? Physics? Chemistry? 'Oh no!' 'I just scored 90 percent.' 'Will I ever be an engineer?' 'Will my dad get me married?' 'Will I ever be a dad myself?' 'What will happen now?' Why are these commerce students dancing? Hey! What happened? You stood

first? No! - First in the district? No! Then did you top in your college? In your class? We just failed in one subject. We will clear it in six months. Who are you? Why are you dancing? I am from arts. I saw them dance... ...therefore, I joined them. I've put HCL. Base? - It's in the burette. He failed me last time. I hope that I get right color this time. Hand me phenolphthalein. - Here. Sir, look at this. Wow. Superb! Awesome! Excellent! - Thank you, sir. You will get ten marks... ...out of 5

0. What did you even make? Titration point is not there. It reached Goa by now. Here, hold this. Sir, this... - What? Leave form here. They make juice and call it a solution. They score good grades and get into science. What happened? Today's topic is liabilities and asset. Okay? I will not explain this. You will explain it to me. Who will explain? Hide your face. Hide your faces before you are embarrassed. Ashish! Tell me, what is the difference between... ...liabilities and assets? Sir, the th

ing is... ...liability is liability and asset is asset. Liability is big, asset is small, you cannot differentiate it. Big is big and small is small. What difference can there be? That is the only difference. Applaud, my answer was amazing. Applaud for me. Whoa! - Thank you. You stand up. Answer me, or I will fail you in this subject. Basically, you will fail me if... ...I don't give you the right answer, right? - Yes. Okay, I will give you the right answer. Sir, few days ago in your asset... ..

.called phone, your liability... ...Pooja messaged, and you... ...asked her to send inappropriate pictures in the name of loan. Should I reveal it and pay rent with a screen shot? Come on. He got angry. You sit down. You will score full points. You will get full marks for the next ten years. Sit there quietly. Let's go to the next chapter. Come on girls, let's go! 'Oh, God.' 'Shanti has arrived to the class early.' 'How do I tell her how much I love her?' 'I think, I think I should confess now.'

'She is wearing my favourite top today.' 'She looks so cute in it.' 'Maybe, I should go.' 'Come on, Ashish. You can do it.' 'Tell her how you feel about her.' 'Come on.' Shanti... ...I want to say something to you. What is it? What do you want to say? I... ...wanted to know the difference between... ...female and male hormones. I know it now. Thank you. Hold on! Where are you going? Don't end this video. I have something to say to you. Do you think that the story of commerce and science... ...e

nds in such a small video? No! Because there is a chapter two. Yes, commerce versus science chapter two... ...will be released very soon. So, subscribe to the channel... Click the bell icon, like, ...comment and give me some love. I want it. And yes, please do not forget to download... ...Likee app. Because it has a new filter... ...shaping magic filter. You can make yourself slim or fat by using it. There is a contest going on in Likee app. Hashtag shaping magic. You can participate in it and w

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