There's nothing like winding down for the
evening with some lighthearted television! Just grab an ice cold drink, kick up your
feet, and get ready to relax and laugh! Wait...what's happening? Your eyes are starting to feel...wrong. Too large for your skull. They widen and bulge, as your body warps and
shifts. As it turns out, when you apply cartoon logic
to the human body, it gets...ugly. But what could have caused this?! Just watching TV can't hurt you… Right? After a long week at the office, a
ll the businessman
wants to do with his Friday night is sit back and indulge in a bit of good old-fashioned
channel surfing. It's been his close-of-the-week ritual as
long as he's lived in his current apartment building. The building isn't much to look at, and sure
the pipes leak from time to time, and he spots the occasional roach scuttling across the
bathroom floor, but all of that is worth it for the love of his life: cable television. This building has something no other building
in the neig
hborhood does: cable, included in the building's utilities. Most of his peers have turned their backs
on cable in this era dominated by streaming services, but nothing beats the pure dopamine
rush of switching from his slacks to his sweatpants, ordering a pizza, and clicking from channel
to channel the old-fashioned way. But when he hauls his body up the stairs and
reaches the door to his apartment, he spots a slip of paper taped to the door. What's this? He inspects the paper, and finds a notic
e
from the landlord. No...it can't be...the cable service to the
building has been suspended, effective immediately?! He rushes inside and turns on the TV, and
his stomach drops. The channels, where are his beloved channels?! They're all gone, replaced with the same devastating
static on each and every one. Why would they do this? And with no warning? No, surely there's something he can do. He'll approach this obstacle the same way
he solves all of his problems: with a quick Google search. "How
to access tv channels without cable?" He scrolls through the advertisements, until
he finds a forum post that might actually be useful. He can reconnect the wires in the cable box
in a specific configuration, then carve a symbol into the side of the box with a knife,
and it should allow him to access his channels again! It sounds silly, sure, but he's willing to
do just about anything that doesn't involve spending any money. So, he unplugs the box, opens it up, rearranges
some wires, seals it ba
ck up, and carves in the arcane symbol. All in all, it takes about twenty minutes. He finishes up just as the pizza arrives! Perfect timing! But...will it work? Probably not, but again, it's worth a shot,
right? He picks up the remote, and switches the television
back on. Much to his surprise, and immediate delight,
it works! He has picture again! The channels look a bit different, but that's
to be expected. He's just relieved he has anything to watch
at all. With that fire sufficiently extingui
shed,
he changes into his sweatpants, sets the pizza down on the coffee table, and gets ready for
some premium relaxation. He clicks from channel to channel, watching
the images flicker from show to show. Round and round the channels go, where they
stop, nobody knows! But where will he land? What will be tonight's entertainment? As if in direct answer to his unspoken question,
he flips to a channel with a number he doesn't recognize. In fact, there isn't a number at all. In the top right corner
of the screen, where
the number would be, there is just the letter X. Unfamiliar channel aside, the image on screen
is not just recognizeable, but welcome. He managed to flip to Channel X just in time
to watch his favorite cartoon family pile onto the couch together. Perfect! It's an episode of The Simpsons! This is the most satisfying part of channel
surfing, the moment where he stumbles on a favorite show at just the right moment. Now, to enjoy the fruits of his channel flipping,
and find out
which episode of his number one favorite show this is. As the story begins to unfold, the man realizes
that he doesn't recognize anything that's happening. It must be a new episode! Even better! But as the episode continues, something begins
to cause his hair to stand to attention. A shiver runs down his back. He can't quite explain it, but something about
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this channel. But as I was saying about the strange episode
of The Simpsons that’s playing out on the television. The standard story beats are all there: Homer
is failing to live up to his role as an employee, a father, a husband, with absurd ramifications. Lisa is a thoughtful prodigy, and frustrated
with her family's antics. Bart causes trouble, and invites anyone who
questions it to eat his shorts. Marge is trying her best to hold
the family
together. And of course, Maggie is a baby who displays
much more cleverness than a baby ought to. Standard Simpsons fare. But every so often, the man can swear that
he sees the characters' eyes flick to the side, staring right down the barrel of the
camera. Except, of course, there is no camera. This is a cartoon. It must be some sort of deliberate stylistic
choice, a joke that's flying over his head. But he's not laughing. Something about the sudden panic in the character's
eyes as
their gaze momentarily locks with his, makes his heart race with dread. As the episode continues, the man begins to
recognize several of the storylines. Marge is working as a police officer. The kids are persuading Homer to buy a swimming
pool for the house. But none of these storylines happened in the
same episode...what's going on? It's as if someone cut a bunch of season six
episodes of the show together, and added this bizarre effect with the eyes. The man considers flipping to another chann
el,
but he can't quite bring himself to look away. He watches, helplessly glued to the couch,
as the remainder of the episode plays out before him. The pizza grows cold, untouched, as his eyes
stay locked on the screen. Ned Flanders walks over to the Simpson home
to deliver a standard "Hi-diddly-ho, Neigborino!" much to Homer's dismay. But he doesn't respond the usual Homer way. He grabs Ned by the collar of his sweater,
hauling him into the pool. That's fine enough, but as Ned thrashes in
the w
ater, struggling to pull himself back out, Homer presses a head down on the top
of his neighbor's head, forcing him back under. He holds the man under the surface, watching
the bubbles of his neighbor's screams with a dispassionate look in his cartoon eyes. Eventually, the bubbles stop, and Homer retrieves
his hand. A body floats there in the water, face down. A pair of round glasses sink to the bottom
of the pool. The camera pans to the rest of the Simpson
family, who look on in abject horror.
Maggie's jaw drops, and her pacifier falls
to the ground. Marge, still in her policewoman garb, reaches
for the weapon in her holster. Homer's serious face breaks, and he begins
to laugh. His eyes roll wildly, his mouth stretches
until it warps his entire face, and the blood vessels in his eyes begin to burst. Then, he laughs some more. Flashing red and blue lights illuminate his
face, and then the episode cuts to black. No credits. The man realizes for the first time since
the episode began tha
t there hasn't been one single commercial break. Now, the episode is over, leaving the man
alone with nothing but a dark screen and troubled thoughts. Ordinarily, he'd stay awake and keep watching
television until his eyes begin to hurt. But not tonight. He's had enough tv for tonight. Maybe for a lifetime. He puts the uneaten pizza in the fridge, switches
off the television, and heads to bed. The man doesn't sleep, though. At least, he doesn't sleep well. He tosses and turns, soaking the sheets
with
cold, anxious sweat as his mind replays the bizarre episode over and over again. He can't get it out of his head. When morning comes and his alarm goes off,
he feels as though he hasn't gotten a moment's rest. Thankfully, it's the weekend, so he can hit
the snooze and get some more sleep. Wait a second...as he reaches for the snooze
button, something catches his eye. His hand looks quite a bit more yellow than
it did the night before. A trick of the light? He sits up, and switches on his b
edside lamp. No, his skin has definitely taken on a yellow
tint. Could he be sick? He feels perfectly fine, aside from the exhaustion
of a somewhat sleepless night. No fever, no nausea...in fact, he feels hungry. Starving, even. He remembers the pizza in the fridge, waiting
for him. Sounds like the breakfast of champions to
him! He grabs the box and plants himself in front
of the television again. Wait...if he turns it on, what horrors will
be waiting for him? He decides to try his luck and swit
ch it on. Thankfully, the Simpsons episode playing this
morning seems to be a perfectly normal one. He polishes off the pizza and enjoys the show. By the time the weekend is over, the man feels
quite different. He's always been a diligent worker during
business hours, but now he can't bring himself to care about his job. He calls in sick on Monday morning, faking
a cough so he can stay in and watch more tv. Thankfully there's no wife or kids to bother
him and try to get him off the couch. He spe
nds the week like that, snacks and television
and calling out of work. One week turns into two, and as the days pass,
the man's transformation continues. He is not just changing on the inside. The outside is shifting to match. His hair begins to come out in pieces, covering
his pillowcase in the morning, clogging the drain of his shower. Before long, he is completely bald. The yellowish tinge of his skin intensifies
too, until he is the same shade of yellow as the cartoon family on the tv screen
. He doesn't notice the similarities, however. Just as a fish doesn't notice the water it
swims in. He can't observe the effects from the inside. At least, not yet. As two weeks become three, the changes become
uncomfortable, even painful. His job calls to let him know that he's been
fired for his unexcused absences, but that is the least of the man's problems. Suddenly, he can't sleep. Well, he could sleep, if he could just get
his eyes to close, but he can't. For some reason, his eyelids won't
cover them
the way they used to. For the first time in weeks, he stumbles to
his bathroom mirror to take a look. When he sees his reflection, he cries out
in shock. His eyes would go wide, but they can't go
any wider. The eyeballs have grown so large that they
jut out, protruding from his face dramatically. He can't close them because they've extended
out too far for the lids to close anymore. Something is terribly wrong, clearly. He's been putting it off, ignoring the problem,
but he can't den
y it any longer. He needs to go to the doctor and find out
what mysterious illness is doing this to him. But first, he should stop for some donuts
on the way. He's got the strongest craving for a donut
with pink frosting and sprinkles. Or how about a dozen donuts? Maybe with a beer to wash it all down. Then he'll go to the doctor after. As he descends the stairs of the apartment
building, the man becomes suddenly aware of how heavy and cumbersome his legs feel beneath
him. He never struggled wit
h walking before, but
now it feels like a nearly impossible task. His body feels as if it won't listen to his
commands, his muscles feel sluggish, and his bones...softer, somehow. Then, he makes one wrong step, and his ankle
gives out, rolling to the side with a snap. He loses his balance, pain shooting fireworks
across his field of vision. His enlarged eyes roll in their sockets, wide
with terror at the sudden realization that he is falling. And he keeps falling, tumbling down one stair
after a
nother in a horrific pratfall that carries him down two flights of stairs until
he lands at the bottom with a sickening crack. His dying words, just before his head collides
with the pavement, are few and simple. He cries out, in pain, in fear, in resignation,
one word: "D'oh!" When the police find the body, they aren't
sure what to make of it. None of them, even the most seasoned officers,
have ever seen something quite so bizarre. It would almost be funny, if it weren't so
terrible. But it is
terrible, and they can't let anyone
else see it, so they carry the poor yellow son of a gun out of sight, and call their
contacts at an organization that specializes in this sort of thing. When the SCP Foundation comes to examine the
body, they have no idea what to make of it either. They take the body back to a Foundation morgue,
where it will sit on ice for decades until the Foundation eventually discovers some context. Until an obscure Foundation initiative uncovers
the secrets of SCP-7066. T
he SCP Foundation's Department of Metaphysics
developed an initiative tasked with containing dangerous anomalies in parallel realities
without SCP Foundations. Whether these parallel foundations became
defunct, or simply never existed in the first place, the lack of Foundation presence in
these other realities presented a problem that this initiative hoped to correct. And so, on August 7, 2047, Parallel Universe
ASX#623 was investigated for potential dangers. I should note that, prior to its dis
covery,
this particular universe is believed to have undergone a large-scale XK-Class End of the
World scenario. The specific details of this are unknown,
but significant damage to the surface of the planet as well as a dramatically decreased
human population point to some manner of apocalyptic disaster. This fact casts the findings of this particular
expedition in an even stranger, more disconcerting light. In the ruins of Los Angeles, California, in
an abandoned FOX recording studio, the exped
ition team found signs of recent habitation. Food was left out, and had not yet begun to
visibly spoil. Surfaces were remarkably free of dust. Human remains found in the building were determined
to be only a few days old. Down in a hidden sub-basement of the building,
over a dozen bodies were found, displaying anomalous conditions. On a television hooked up to a DVD player,
something was playing. The bright colors, familiar soundtrack, and
instantly recognizable characters made the show unmistak
able: it was The Simpsons. The DVD was removed from the player, and placed
back in its corresponding case. Then, it was transported to the SCP Foundation
back in the universe that we all know, occupy, and occasionally love, where it was designated
SCP-7066. SCP-7066 is an anomalous Blu-ray DVD copy
of the sixth season of beloved animated sitcom The Simpsons, created by American cartoonist
Matt Groening in the late 1980s. As you might have already surmised, this is
no ordinary Simpsons DVD. Anyon
e who views the contents of SCP-7066
will find themselves the unfortunate subject of a variety of unpleasant and unusual anomalous
phenomena shortly after watching. Though it varies a bit from subject to subject,
the anomalous effects tend to follow a specific timeline. Between three and five days after the DVD
is first viewed, the subject will begin to show severe behavioral changes. Specifically, regardless of their initial
personality or prior habits, they will show an increased tendency towa
rd indolence, alcoholism,
and ineptitude at their chosen profession as well as ordinary daily tasks. Between five and ten days after exposure to
SCP-7066, physical abnormalities will begin to manifest. First, there is rapid hair loss, hair falling
out in chunks until the subject is almost completely bald. Next, their skin will begin to discolor, taking
on a jaundiced, yellowish tone. Tumors will begin to form throughout their
body, made up of excess fat similar to a lipoma. After 10 to 15 days,
the subject's legs will
begin to atrophy due to the weight of these tumoral growths. At some point between the 15 and 20 day mark,
the subject's eyes will begin to protrude from their face, bulging out in a severe form
of exophthalmos, or proptosis. This causes discomfort, distress, and difficulty
closing their eyes, resulting in a disruption of ordinary sleep patterns. All the while, the yellowish tint of the skin
becomes more pronounced. Eventually, after one month has passed, the
fatty tumors
will spread throughout the subject's entire body. Their voice will begin to deepen, and new
oral cavities will form in the subject's neck and torso to accommodate the presence of these
additional tumors. At this point, the anomalous effects cease,
leaving the subject transformed. They are now a rotund, clumsy, cartoonishly-yellow,
bald person with a tendency toward alcoholism and incompetence. If you're beginning to think that sounds a
bit familiar, well, you'd be correct. Testing logs for this
particular anomaly have
been sealed, and I'm afraid that I lack the adequate security clearance to access them. However, I have a feeling that these anomalous
effects may present differently in different subjects. If male test subjects begin to resemble Homer
Simpson, might other demographics take on the appearance of other members of the Simpson
family? Perhaps a woman over a certain age would find
her hair changing color and texture until it becomes a thick, blue beehive hairdo. Perhaps child
ren would be affected, their
hair spiking and transforming into the same shade of yellow as their skin. I shudder to think what this anomaly might
do to a baby. Of course, these musings are purely hypothetical. It would be unethical to subject any human
being to these effects, let alone children. Though I am always in pursuit of the truth,
some questions are best left unanswered when the alternative relies on more human suffering. Remember those bodies I mentioned, the ones
found at the abandone
d FOX studio? All of them displayed these anomalous properties,
transformed into disturbing, live-action Homer Simpson-esque beings. It is uncertain whether the transformations
themselves resulted in these deaths, or whether their deaths were caused by something else. Perhaps they experienced acute liver failure
related to the anomaly-induced alcoholism. Perhaps they were eliminated in a deliberate
attempt to cover the tracks of whoever made the DVD. Either way, it is not a fate I would wish
on
anyone. SCP-7066 is currently stored in a standard
low-priority anomalous item locker at Foundation Site-19. After a decision by the Ethics Committee,
who reached a majority vote on the matter, all testing with the anomaly has been discontinued
indefinitely. Oh, and I almost forgot. There was one detail that I omitted in my
previous discussion of the anomaly's discovery. When SCP-7066 was first found in that concealed
sub-basement, there was a worn Post-it note attached to the VCR display. The w
riting, though faded, was still legible. It read as follows: "Need to iron out a few kinks, but this should
be enough to hold us off — for now. It’s been a rough sixty years, Matt, but
we’ll weather this. We always do. I promise. Call me when you’re ready. The show must go on." What exactly that ominous post-it note means,
remains to be seen. The origins of SCP-7066 are still being investigated,
but it seems as if a parallel universe's version of Matt Groening was involved in something
strange a
nd unsavory. It's difficult to say for certain, but we
should all be glad that this version of the show is being kept off of the airwaves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to leave
the research behind for now. I don't know about you, but I have a sudden
craving for a donut. Check out the Dr. Bob Patreon and become a
junior researcher today! Now go and watch another entry from the files
of Dr. Bob, like "SCP-1048 Builder Bear"
Comments
Like Homer always says, "Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out."
This could be a great Treehouse of Horror segment idea if the creators of the Simpsons find out about this.
That Homer Simpson voice, IMO, wasn't half bad!
I still can’t believe it took 7000-7999 series of SCPs for there to be an SCP based off the simpsons
He should’ve looked up Pirate sites. He could’ve free television and avoid being turned into Lovecraftian night mare.
At least the guy unplugged the box before messing with the wires. He's not a complete idiot. Also disappointed that the SCP turns them all into Homer. Would have been neat if the businessman became Flanders or something.
The irony of OUR universe's Matt Groening being involved in something strange and unsavory...
Family Guy and The Simpsons are right at home in the SCP Universe
Dr Bob. That was actually pretty good. You do a very good Homer impression.
Dr. Bob turned out to be the only SCP related channel that retained my follow. Where others are failing, this one stays true to the database while delivering amazing storytelling. That's gold, and I hope your viewer count keeps growing!
There was once a SCP based on Garfield and Amongus... nothing surprises me anymore off this fandom.
Was not expecting that impersonation at the end xD well done! One of the many reasons you're a top tier youtuber.
"D'oh! Another quality Dr. Bob video!"
Honestly that drowning scene was more funny than scary, especially maggie's pacifier falling out lmao
imagine being desparate enough to carve mysterious symbols on your TV receiver, for cable television.
That Homer impression at the end was top tier. Well done another fantastic episode. I literally stopped everything I was doing to actually sit and watch this one with rapt attention
I feel like if Homer accidentally killed Flanders, or if Flanders died in a very Simpsonsesque way, and the characters didn’t look at the screen, the episode would be pretty good
People do sometimes say that shows like The Simpsons and Spongebob keep going like zombies.
Zombie Simpsons oh my god bro ahhhhh. Looks amazing Dr Bob. The SCP community is the best. Keep being awesome my friend. U never disappoint. Thanks again Dr Bob
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