SIDEMEN WORLD'S HARDEST FOOD CHALLENGE

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome today to the World's Hardest Food Challenge. [Sidemen cheering] - Yeah, bring it on! - Today, we'll be taking on London's hardest food challenges to see if we've got the bellies to make it. However, let's find out the teams. - Ah, okay. - Fun times. - Me and Ethan are not on the same team. - Aww. - Yes, very good. - Joining Behzinga... - Ooh. - This man can eat. - Will be... Simon. [Sidemen cheering] - Simon, Simon. - That voice went. I'm happy with that. - Yeah,

'cause you got a good teammate, it's easy. - Yeah. - And joining Tobe Drizzle is... - Ooh. - You. - Oh. - What is it, two for two? - I think so. - Oh sh*t, you don't eat much, you're not... - What do you mean? [Sidemen laughing] - He eats slow. - I eat slow, but I eat a lot. - There might a timed one. - Oh sh*t, no. - Harry and Josh are the final team. - Okay. - Let's go. - Right, who would like to roll first? - Can I ask what this is? - Suck yourself. - That's just because of the amount of [ind

istinct] on the thing. - Oh okay. - If you wanted to. - Do we actually have to try to? - Maybe. - If we want to, we've got Side+. - The PTS, Side+. - You're just there like f*ck. - Who wants to go first? - We're going first. - We'll do it man, we'll do it. - Okay. - All right, well, after you. - Should we do it together? - I just want you guys to know that whatever restaurant you land on decides your path for the day. - Oh. - And you will find out your challenge when you arrive at the restaurant

. - Oh. - Have a spin. - Okay, a very big spin. Two, one. - Ah. - I know which one I don't want. - I know which one I don't want. - I know which one I don't want. - I don't want orange buffalo. I want... - Drum roll. - Polo's good, cupcakes. - Polo Bar, okay. - I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that. - Okay, not bad, who wants to go next? - We'll let them choose. - I feel like, Polo, I don't know what it is, but it sounds... - It's nice. - It's breakfasty. - Yeah, it's 24/7, all day. - T

his man is well researched. - Should we go next? - If you wanna spin that wheel you spin that wheel. - You can spin. - No, I don't wanna spin it. Simon, do us a nice. - I'm scared, I'm really scared. - So we can't get Polo Bar? - You can't have Polo Bar. - You can have... [Sidemen exclaiming] - What oh? - No, I didn't want do buffalo. - Simon, how is your belly today? - Oh no. - It's awful. - Ethan, that's the one that you didn't want? - What do you think? What do you think, is that the one I di

dn't want? - I'm just asking. - I think Simon likes spicy food. [Ethan screaming] - I told you to spin. - If you roll suck yourself I'll let you get a re-roll. - No, no. [Sidemen chuckling] - It's coming, it's coming. - I might have suck yourself. [Sidemen exclaiming] - All right, but you guys don't really need to spin. - Well, we got man vs food. - Now, ladies and gentlemen, you have one trap card per team. - One. - Today I require one of you-- - We require. - Yeah, we require, to attempt one o

f the challenges solo, get it done. - Solo? - Yes, however, you get one trap card where you can attack a challenge together, and take it on as a twosome. All right, so teams shoo. - To your locations now. Each team will split off and head their separate ways across the capital, to take on some of London's most gruelling food challenges. Ranging from the spiciest wings around, to a 3.5 kilogramme burger. Before meeting at sides for the final meal. Hey friends. Oh, we got two camera people. - Is t

hat a long journey? - It's a hour. - Ah. - Yeah, we'll get a little bit of content and you can sleep if you wanna sleep. - Nah, I'm playing games bro. Dragon Ball Legends. - Your Dragon Ball, mate. - What? - I'm telling you, they had a welcome back party when you returned to the game. He's back, he's back. - Ah, he's already dropped 10K. Wait, so we're going to the actual Man VS Food place? - It's so far. - Wow, where man just eats food. - I was really looking forward to today, I've worked reall

y hard recently. They've got a nice rig on me at the minute, I'm feeling good. And then Simon span that f*cking wheel. - I said I didn't want to, right? - Ah. - You know what's each one is. - Yes. - 'Cause you and Tobi organised it, obviously I can't know. But if you were to order them from what you would've wanted whose team has the best to worst? I think... Yeah, Harry and Josh, it's good. - Yeah? - I think you would've liked theirs too. But also, the Man VS Food team's really good. - So basic

ally they're all good except us. - Here it is, look, Polo Bar right here. - Oh yeah, there it is. Oh, it's got a Christmassy vibe to it. Oh, how lovely. - Always open, it is always open to be fair, 24/7. We're going at prime... - Lunchtime. - City lunch hour as well, isn't it? - Oh, what are prime spots to be coming here. - Smells of weed. - Is that from Polo Bar? It turns out we do the world's biggest joints. - Oh, Jesus Christ, look at that. - Oh no, see, this is it, I'm not hungry enough for

this. - Hello there, how's it going? - Hi everyone, follow me. - Okay, I feel like I'm scared. - Can I get you a drink, something? - Oh, we should probably, I'll just think a water would be great. - A water, yeah, yeah. Need to lubricate my throats. - That's a bit weird. - I can finally eat jollof rice. - Ah. - Bro. - It's been so long since I've had it. - Really? - And I couldn't have it last year man, because I was training. - You couldn't eat jollof rice? - No, couldn't eat of it, mom made ba

re, and I was like, "Mum, I can't have this, I've got a fight." - Christmas and KSI don't normally go too well together, so we pray. [JJ laughing] We pray, we pray. - But don't worry mate, we'll attack this, we'll get through it and we will come out the other side better men. - It's midday now, I've had three sh*ts today. They've all been like [blows bubbles] as well. - Oh yeah, well, they're about to get even worse my friend. Ah. - I'm about to partake in a eating challenge, what liquid should

I consume beforehand to prepare myself and help. - Go on Chat GPT, what you gonna tell us? Would it read it out to us? - Before participating, hydration, water, simple and effective, water is essential. Okay, ooh, drinking [indistinct] can help stretch your stomach, warm tea. - Yes, warm tea. Sports drinks. - All right. - They get electrolytes in. - Carbonated water, avoid alcohol and caffeinated drinks. - I just had a caffeinated drink. [Harry chuckling] - Please don't pick fist. f*ck off. - Wh

at's the skill here? - It's hard for me to explain, you have to understand the players, understand why they do certain things. - No, he's got me, he's got me, he's got me. You whore. - Did you lose? - Nah, he hit me with a riser rush. Good, good buddy. Yep, and he forfeited. [Tobi clapping] - I won guys, I won, thanks. - What are you expecting from this place? - Food. - Yeah, but what food? - Well, normally when it's with Man VS Food I see that they have big-sized foods, massive sandwiches. - Ma

ssive portions. - Yeah. - Are you not scared? Because you're not really used to eating like this now, because of your training. - Oh no, it's been, what, how long since the fight? A month and a half. - So you think you're ready? - Oh yeah, I've been eating good. - Okay, famous last words. - So are we gonna use the trap card on this one, or are we both gonna take on the challenge? - I think we take on the challenge. - Okay. - Bro, I'm hungry. - Yeah, so am I. - As long as there's not too much lac

tose... Then I think we'll be all right. - Yeah, we'll be fine. - No, honestly, I will be wounded. I can't have that much dairy. - It's obvious that we're going to somewhere that serves up something real spicy. The current record holder, I believe, is 47 seconds. And it says on the challenge website that most people don't get past one wing. We're in trouble, big, big trouble. - We should tag team this. - We should tag team this. - Because if not then... - Or, just send me to the shadow realm. -

No, but we both have to try it solo. - True, yeah, f*ck yeah, no, all right, we'll tag team. - But the thing is, no wait, do you think there's actually a chance of us getting to eight wings? - No. - Why do we not do this separately? - I'm not gonna lie, right, yeah true, yeah, okay. We should do it separately, because I think we might tap out after one. - We're both gonna fail this. - 100%. - Okay, I like the way you think. - Yeah. - Neither of us are gonna eat more than four wings, regardless.

- Good game plan. - And then the next one, tag team, calm. - Easy peasy. - And then at Sides, boom. - Oh, we've been handed a mystery envelope. Number two, we're number one. - Ooh, okay. Go on, bust it open. - I bust it open. - Okay, let's see. - Right, it says welcome to the Polo Bar, your first challenge is to take on the big breakfast. - Oh. - Oh no, that's not what we thought it was. - Oh no, I thought it was pancakes, oh no. - It's not pancakes. - I thought it was pancakes. - It's not panca

kes or the burger. - You have 45 minutes to clear your plate. - Oh Jesus. - That's even worse, a big breakfast that's four eggs, eight sausages. - It's good nutritional value though, more than pancakes. - Protein. - Yeah, it's not the worst. - Oh, here we are, JJ. Oh, it looks sick. - Oh wow. - Oh, this is big. - Jeez. It's time to dual. - Let's go. - Let's eat, finally. - I am starving. - I'm starving bro. - Okay. - We've got the zeros and the legends, zeros are for anyone that fails the challe

nge. - Oh wow. - You have to put a toilet seat on your head. - Really [laughs]. - A toilet seat on your head, so if you fail today you're gonna have to rock the toilet seat. - Okay, sick. - And then you'll be on there forever as well. - Forever? - Your face never comes down. - Mad ting [laughs]. - And if you complete the challenge, you go up on the legends board. - Oh. - There's a lot of space on the legends board. - Yeah, yeah [laughs]. - We'll see if we get you guys on there. - I don't think y

ou got any space on the zeros left. - We'll make space for you. - What do you mean make space? - Spice is just a figment of imagination, spice isn't a real thing. Taste buds are just getting lost in the equilibrium. - Can we get a sneak peak at Ethan in 25 minutes? [Ethan coughing] - Spice is a concept, it is not a reality [laughs]. - I've got a envelope for you. - Oh. Do you wanna open it? - Yeah, sure. Welcome to Man VS Food, your first challenge is to take on the belly buster. You have 40 min

utes to finish this. - 40 minutes? - 40 minutes. - I thought it was 45 minutes. - 3.5kg burger, so it's gonna be as big as your head, bro. As big as your head, and there's no other rules with it, you can add anything onto it, but you can't remove anything from the burger. - Okay, I'm so down [laughs]. Oh, my girlfriend would love this. - 40 minutes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a f*cking, it's a myth, it doesn't exist. Scoville smoville mate, it doesn't exist, it's f*cking poop. [Ethan

throwing up] Whatever mate, get these down my gob. - I'm pretty certain it exists. I'm pretty certain. - I'm actually excited for this breakfast, but I honestly think we've got the best one, the other teams are gonna suffer. We actually are gonna enjoy a nice big breakfast here. - We say that now, once you get half way through it you won't enjoy it anymore. - The only issue is gonna be the toast. - And meat sweats. - Yeah, I just don't see how we don't do this. I think we do it. - Just cut to 1

0 minutes time, we're just sweating, the whole plates still full. - I'm gonna be sick. But it could be worse, We could be going to Orange Buffalo. - All right, thank you mate. - Don't forget, I've got the waivers. - Yeah, we'll sign 'em when we come and collect it. - Yeah, yeah. - Perfect. - Perfect. We've just met the man that runs-- - Sick in the head. - He runs the Orange Buffalo, he seems like a lovely man, but he said, "Don't forget, you gotta sign your waivers." - The thing is, I do think

to create this kind of challenge, you need to be a little bit sick in the head. - You do, yeah, yeah. You've gotta wanna see people really, really hurt. - Today's the day to be one oh, well, to be that guy. - Are you that guy? - We'll see, we'll see, I'm very hungry. What's happening? - Bro, I go in, there's just a sh*t sitting in the bowl. And I've flushed it twice and it won't go away. - Oh my God, somebody went nuts. - It just won't go away. Are we sure we wanna do this? Am I ready? - Yes, yo

u are. You're ready to eat. It's gonna be wham, I wonder how big it's gonna be. Do you think it's gonna be that big, that big, that? Or... - It's gonna be bigger than your head? - You think it's got more girth? - Nah, I think it's gonna be this size. - Oh, okay. - What a big fat one. - Thick. - Big, fat thick one. - Thick with three C's. - Ooh. - Thick. - You tie it as well, God, service. - Oh, Jesus it's here. - Oh God, I'm not sure I'm ready for it. - Oh my God, I've just caught a glimpse of i

t. Oh no. - You said we could do this. - Bro, this is ridiculous. [laughs] No way. Oh, you're taking the piss. - Yeah, we got this for sure, definitely. - Oh, thank you. - Holy. - Thank you very much. Look at these pancakes and hash browns. Oh my God. - Oh no. - Holy sh*t. - Huh? Whoa. - That's what Josh and Harry are taking on. - All right, we've arrived. We've escaped the cold and we've got another envelope. - Oh. - What's the challenge? - Welcome to the Orange Buffalo Viper Challenge. - Oh no

. - Your challenge is to eat a full portion of eight wings as quickly as possible. That's not happening. We'll give it a go. Eight wings though. - It's not what you want as your first meal of the day. I thought I was gonna get something really nice and tasty today. - I haven't lined my stomach, nothing is-- - I've eaten nothing today. But don't worry, we are gonna do this. [Simon wailing] - PMA rules all, positive mental attitude. Bosh. Bosh? - No. - Okay. - Yes sir. - Oh my God, is it time? - Y

ep. - Bring it out. - Holy. - Yo. - The mighty, mighty belly buster. - Damn. - 40 minutes on the time, you gotta get rid of everything, even the plate. - Even the plate [laughs]. Here we go. - Wow. - Nah, I need a... - The record of completion for that is 16 minutes. - Six. - What? - By a woman? - By a woman. - What do you mean by that? - No, it's just... Was she a big person? - No, skinny. - Huh? - You know what? Right, you know what? - It's bad. - We've been struck with fear here, it's not tha

t bad. - It's bad. - It's not that bad. The eggs easy. - There's five eggs. - Five eggs, easy, the sausages. - There's three, four tomatoes and more tomatoes, there's about 30 hash browns, there's five black puddings. There's how many sausages? Two, three, four, five. - No, no, it looks worse than it is. - The macros on this is good. - Is this maple syrup? - Oh my god, that's gonna be last I think. We have to do the... - Do a round, and then we'll eat around, and we'll pour this over the stack i

n the middle. - And we'll go for it. - And get to work. Oh my God. - We aren't finishing this. We are, no, we are. - Mentality. - Yeah. - How do we tap out? - You just collapse on the floor. - But if there's eight and I can eat three. - I think there becomes a point, where you say this man's rendered useless. - Okay. - And at that point, no one's gonna keep putting it in your mouth. - Maybe we should try that, you sit like this and I'll just put a chicken wing in your mouth. - Just dump wings in

to my mouth. - That was just weird. - You know how it's hard to inflict pain on yourself? - Yeah. - Maybe it is easier if... - Someone else just shoves chicken in your mouth. - You feed me, yeah. I really wanted the pancakes. Well, if it helps. - Yeah. - We're giving everyone what they wanted. - We are. - Simon and Ethan are suffering. - Yes, yes, this one's for you people, we are a man of the people. - You better not complain. - Yeah. - We're allowed to complain at this. - Oh, they've brought t

he milk out. Yeah, good man, good man, good man. - See, the worst part is I hate milk. - All right, we are gonna start eating this at one o'clock on the dot. - Right, five seconds. Three. - Oh no. - Two, one. - Is it a race, do we start? - Let's go. - Okay, sausage on. This is, you know what? f*ck this, why am I doing it with a knife and fork? - Yeah, yeah, it all goes out the window here. - Wow. - I think it's five fried eggs is already 500 calories. - Yeah, it's good protein though. - You've d

one two eggs already? - Mm-hmm. - I've done sausage. - I'll do this, look, make a little egg sandwich, egg on toast, fried egg on toast. Look at this. - Wanna put bacon in there? - Yeah, I'll put a bit bacon on it as well, why not? I don't like bacon. - That's your beans by the way. - Mm. - All right, so we cut it in half, cut it again, that's a quarter, we've got two quarters each. - And send the tomatoes my way. - Yeah. - Okay cool. - Yeah, let's just do it. Yes sir. - Right, a countdown from

five, four. three, two, one. - Get ready, get ready. [bell ringing] - Okay. - Oh my gosh. f*ck me, this is huge. - Holy, oh my, bro, it's so heavy, - Brother. - Oh my God. - Shall I go for one big bite? [upbeat music] [JJ growling] Holy sh*t, that is so good, I think we can do this. Bro, it hurts my jaw to eat this thing. - Oh my God, this is so much meat. - The record is 16 minutes? - 16 minutes. - I don't know how she did that bro. - You know what's gonna make me happy right? Is we're gonna ha

ve at least three, four left over each. And I know John's gonna be so like, "Oh, I do this all the time in Cambodia." - Yeah, "I ate the world's hottest mud." - Yeah, someone farted it out of a bazooka into my mouth. [Ethan laughing] I think he'll try one. - I ate this crazy thing out there, it's f*cking mental. - Yeah, they said it was way hotter than England things. - I can't wait for you to eat these. [Ethan laughing] - Are you gonna try one? - I'll see how you guys go. - No, he won't, he won

't, he won't, he's a pussy. - After that little monologue. - He's never eaten anything hot. - No I haven't, no I know. - Yeah. - Just the steaming poo out of Simon's bum. [Simon laughing] - Why are you laughing at that? You're involved in that. - You're eating my poo, bro. - Oh, well how long are we? We're one minute in, I've ate a hash brown and a sausage. I'm not a fast eater. - Yeah, well, that's gotta change today my friend, no silly business. Your life depends on this right now, come on. -

Oh sh*t, really? - We might even get a picture on the wall or something. - There's eight sausage, how many do you want? Do you want five? I'll have three. - Oh, I can eat them. - Do you want all of them? - We'll see. - But I wanted a sausage. - You can have one. - Oh. Screw it, will do. - We're gonna be here all day. - The key is to actually keep eating fast, right? Don't think about it, 'cause then you just stop. The eggs are done by the way, the eggs are done. All right. - Right, now what are

we going for next, the black pudding? That seems like a brave task. - What is a black pudding? - Congealed pigs blood. - Yes, my favourite. - Suddenly I'm less hungry. - All right, as requested, we don't normally get people that add onto the belly buster, but KSI said he wants some fries with it, so why not? - Bro, this is a jaw workout, man. - Yeah, man, especially at the back of my throat as well. [JJ and Tobi laughing] - We've just received the call. They're ready, off we go. This is stupid,

isn't it really? Look, we're just walking to do something that we know is gonna hurt us. - The other team just sat there eating pancakes. - Yeah, what a life. - Right, where's the challenge? I think it is a copious amount of-- - I don't care. My butt hole just started tingling. [Ethan laughing] Aww, he's just put them out. - Here they are. - Yes mate. - Yes, you all right mate? - Welcome. - The viper challenge. - Does it even say it on here? - Just there. - Oh, there, why is it scratched out? -

You noticed it's scratched out, I'm not gonna tell you why it's scratched [laughs]. - tell you after. - Okay, sure, sure. - Can I just have one of your sausages please, fella? - Oh, please do. - Thank you, all right. Which is the most calorie dense thing here? Probably the sausage, right? Or maybe the hash browns. - I started with the wrong thing there. - Boys, this is what you could win. - Oh wow. - Wow wee. Two bottles of the stuff as well, we've got a lock in. Come on, eat. - And if you do it

10 minutes you get this. - In 10 minutes? Oh my days, Don Perigon. Come on. It's designed for one person, we can do this, as a duo we can do this, come on. I will say. - The ketchup helps. - Yeah, I'm going through a lot of ketchup, which is calorific in itself. Oh. - That's a sigh of you're feeling it now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm sick and tired of the... I don't know whether, what would you recommend here? - Switch up. - Okay, right, gimme a hash brown. We are making a decent dent in this,

we're not out of this. [Tobi groaning] - It sounds like you already hit the wall, bro. - I haven't hit the wall, when I start getting tired, that's when you should worry. But right now I'm good, it's my jaw that hurts, bro, hey, shout out women. [group laughing] - Nice, nice. - It's just so much meat. - So much. Not the first time you've heard that, eh [laughs]? - It's definitely hitting. Woo. [Tobi laughing] sh*t. - All of a sudden my stomach feels heavy. - I'm gonna try and get some water dow

n me. - Not too much water, drink it in a bits. - Yeah, yeah. - Right boys, we're hitting that 10 minute mark, so we have got... [bell ringing] 30 minutes, 30 minutes remaining. - All right. - We call it an out body experience. - Oh, we're all up for one of those. - Exactly. - Yeah, what a time to do it. - On a freezing cold winter night like tonight, you are going to be... - I'd rather take drugs than have an outer body experience. - Maybe it's better than drugs. - It's better value than drugs.

- Yeah, exactly. It's 12 quid. - It tastes better than drugs. - Yeah, exactly. All right, have we gotta sign anything? - Yes, I've got two little waivers here. - Thank you. - This just says if you can't turn up to work tomorrow. - If you can eat them in less than a minute. - Yeah? - You get free wings [indistinct]. - Oh really? - Oh. In less than a minute, yeah, lemme just do that. - That should be fine. - For the rest of the year. - Oh wow. - Another month left. - Easy then. - Right, now I've

had a hash brown, back to the pig blood. - You had a hash brown in that time? - Mm-hmm. - What did you do, just engulf it? - Yeah, boom. What time is it? - Eight minutes. - Eight minutes past. Come on. - Out of 45. - Just feels like eating mud now, it's not nice. They're really good for one, but don't have eight f*cking, what are they even called? - Brain fog coming. - Yeah. - Just think, right? We could be having a spice wing in our mouth right now. - Yeah. - Crying, begging for milk. - Exactly

. - But we haven't, we've got food we can enjoy. - I'd say I've conquered about half of my burger, you've conquered... - Yeah. - About half of yours. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So we just need to pace ourselves across the next 30, and let the gas out when you burp. Feel free to-- [JJ burping] Yeah, let it out. Don't throw up though, please. - Yeah, just make a bit more space. Woo. - Mind over matter, mind over matter, mind over matter. - My mind's telling me, bro. - My mind's telling me, bro [laughs]

. Oh wait, we don't wanna sing that [laughs]. - So last year's winner was 47 seconds, I don't think it'll ever get beaten. The guy's incredible. He was like. It was crazy. - You haven't seen my friend Ethan. - Can you eat? - I can eat, I can eat. - Let me show you a picture of him five years ago. [boss laughing] - Oh, thank you. - They're steaming. - Oh, they are ready. - I hate how they laugh while they're giving it to you. - They're just like, "Yeah, you're an idiot, have this." - Right, what'

s next up? What should I go for next? Do I go for the beans, baked beans? - You have to touch the bacon with me. Wait, there's two sides of it. - Yeah, but the bacon's you, you're the pig man. You're the pig man. - I will look like a pig after this. - Okay, you know what I'm gonna be? I'm gonna be an absolute reckless donny, I'm gonna dip a hash brown in the beans. - Done it already, been there. - Have you actually? - Yeah, yeah. I can't swallow, I've had so many sausages. I've had too many saus

ages. - You're doing well, come on. - Bro, my body is gonna hate me after today. - Yeah. - Well, you're gonna have meat sweats too. - Hmm? - Yeah, bro. - What's the meat sweats? - What's the meat sweats? [group laughing] - Oh, you about to find out, bro. - No. - So I assume if I eat and then have an ice cream, I fail the challenge. - You're supposed to have a two minute burn time. - Okay, great, okay. Eight wings, right? That actually still looks like a decent amount of food. - It does, yeah. -

Regardless of, I feel like this challenge should be one wing. - Don't wipe your face. - No. - Don't touch anything, especially not your uh uh. Another guy on film, this Italian guy, and he just went like that. - Oh no. - He was mystified, he just went like that and wiped his face, and he was in all sorts of bother afterwards. - It tastes hot from here, I can taste the heat. - Yeah, she smells hot. - Ah, I wish JJ got this. - It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, om. - That hel

ps, om. - These beans are getting taught a lesson. - What lesson are they getting taught? - Mm. - Not to mess with Bog. - Not to mess with big [indistinct]. - Beans shouldn't mess with Bog, Bog eats beans. Bog beans, mm beans. - I have a question. - Yeah, what's the question, bro? - Are the meat sweats a recurring theme after this? - Meat sweat? Yeah, it kind of is, it kind of is. - Can you explain the meat sweats to me? 'Cause I'm a man who doesn't eat much as you can see. - Yeah, so why are yo

u sweating so much? - You just actually start sweating completely? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're trying to have a whole baby cow. You're trying to eat a baby cow right now, it's 3.5 kg, it's just a lot of meat, a lot of thing. And if you don't pace yourself, I've seen people shiver from this challenge, I've seen people start shaking. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've seen a lot of people throw up, so if you don't pace yourself and if you try to eat too much at once. - Shall I slow down a little bit?

- All right, here we have it, eight wings. Viper sauce. - I might be very silent during this, and just suffer the impact. You don't need to time it, don't worry about it. - There's no need for timing. - He's like, "Oh, time it, the record's 47 seconds. - Dink it and sink. - I might become religious. - Dink it and sink it, off we go. - Huh. - Look at it. - I'm not ready, 'cause once you start you can't sit there and let it sink. - Come on. [Simon screaming] Here we go, think about it, the pain's

done straight away. - No, it's not, that's literally the opposite. - All right, should we just get cracking? Let's try it. [dramatic music] - If we just keep eating, our body won't have time to recognise that it's full. And eventually you'll just go. - You're taking too many breaks, my friend, come on, let's lock in. - I'm chewing, I'm a chewer not a swallower. We're 11 minutes in. - Jesus Christ. - Are we really going too fast? We might have gone too fast. - How many calories in this motherf*c

ker? - Over 14,000. [Tobi exclaiming] - I will fall asleep. [Tobi speaking indistinctly] 7,000 each bro. - I don't eat 7,000 calories in two days, bro, maybe three. - You are telling me some girl's come in here and consumed 14,000 calories-- - Yes. - In 16-- - Minutes, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yo, fair play to her. - Oh my God. [upbeat music] f*cking hell. How the f*ck? [Simon wailing] - I can't have all the sausage and all the bacon. - All right, the beans are done. - It was very Haram. - Very Haram

. - You ate all the beans, I respect that. - I ate all the beans, mate, come on, we've gotta go, we've gotta go. - I am going, I'm eating sausages, you need to do bacon. - I'm not doing the bacon. - You are doing the bacon. - I don't want the bacon, I don't like bacon, you like bacon, I don't like bacon. Ah, there's bacon on this, I'll have the bacon on this. I don't want the straight bacon. I might try a bit of this bubble and squeak. Oh, I feel sick. - I think I'm halfway there. - You wasn't h

alfway there before? - Uh uh. - I thought I was relying on you for this. - No. - Bro, you are twice my size. - I was hyped and now I've slowed down. - I need to eat all the tomatoes, so you might need to eat more beef. [JJ shuddering] [mellow music] - Hey, so people will love watching this. I think I've got second wind. All right, let me slow down a little. - How... - Don't talk. [Ethan whimpering] Two more. - Did you bring a bucket? Do you have anything to throw up in? I'm throwing up. [Ethan h

iccuping] - Oh yeah. [burps] Oh God. - Have some decorum. - Decorum's out the window at this point. - We're actually doing a real good job here, I'm actually really proud of us. - Great fun. - Right, tea break. - Okay, the toast is very hard to... - Don't eat the toast. - Okay. - No, no, the toast is in the end. - I think we could even call a technicality on the toast, the toast doesn't even really count. The toast is not part of an English breakfast, it's just like a... - Side plate. - Yeah, it

's just like something you throw on there. - As a side dish, Nando's rice. - Have you even touched those fries? - I did, and I've now stopped. - Realised the error of your ways, Bro said, "I think fries might help." [Tobi laughing] - Give it another bite Tobi. - Mm mm. - Go on. - Mm mm. - Tobi. - James, I will throw up all over your camera lens. - I don't know how you're doing that. I need to throw up bro. [Ethan hiccuping] Have you done that? Bro, I'm gonna throw up. Can I just go to the toilet

please? Where's the toilet? [alarm ringing] [Simon coughing and spluttering] - Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Okay, right. - See what I mean? It hits you, where's the decorum? Hey. - Yeah. - Sausages. - Mm, we're here at Polo Bar. - Bar. - Eating the big breakfast, but not getting very far. - We are. - Yeah, ooh. Harry Potter had a scar. Ooh yeah. - Hey. - Car, yeah, ooh. I play golf. - Car. - I play golf, I've got a par, mm. - Not a birdie. - Mm, mm, but a par. Then I said get in the car, Dreams. - Get o

ut the car, everyone get out the car. [Tobi burping] - From the depths. That's why I need to do that, I need to burp. - Burp it all out man, find some space. I just can't imagine this in my stomach. - Don't imagine that, that's bad for the psyche. - It's just so big, and for it to just be sitting in my stomach, man. My stomach ain't big. - What the f*ck are you talking about right now? It's so big, I can feel it in my stomach [laughs]. [Simon retching] [Ethan groaning] - Are you happy with that,

yeah? - Not water, not water. - No I'm not, no I'm not. - Do you want milk? - Oh, thank you. - That's what you need, just give that a blowjob for the next five minutes, that'll be your best mate. - Bro. - There's no chicken in me. - Someone did that in a minute. - How long that, well, he was about two probably. - It was about two minute 40. - Really? - Yeah. - I didn't mind that. - Eating, hardest challenge. - Polo Bar, Polo Bar. I rip around Guernsey my mom's car. Ooh. See, you know what? That

has given me, you know what? It's time. - No, no, no, no. - It's time - On the bacon, no. - I'll have a bit of maple syrup on my pancake. - How is that so noncy? - Look at it drip, man. Get a close up of it dripping, look at that. Oh yeah. - I'm not sure if that excites me, or if that makes me feel worse. - Right, I haven't ate any food in ages, come on man. - We've been rapping, my natural excuse to not eat. Oh God, what was that? - I'm gonna dissect a bit by bit, right? - Where was your decor

um there? - Do I have to eat the stick as well? Surely not. - Imagine Vic in this video, by the way. - Oh, Vic would be finished, Vic would be absolutely finished. - He's lucky he's in Vegas, a shame for us. [JJ groaning] - f*ck man, this is ridiculous. - Approaching the halfway mark, 20 minutes remain. - She's done this by now. - Yeah, man. - How? f*ck me. - Ugh. - 16 minutes, what the f*ck? - Yeah man, I've hit the wall Trump wanted to build, mate. [James and JJ laughing] - Just force it down

now, you're at that point where you've got plenty of time, but just force it, you've gotta force it all down. - But I'm not comfortable. [group laughing] [Ethan wailing] - I know you want to, I know you wanna try one. - All right, I'm just gonna do a bite. - All right. You've got three different ones in there, right? It said. - So it's a mix, it's basically it comes like a Marmite texture, it's basically called an extract. Best selling Woof Woof sauce to give it a bit of flavour. - That sh*t is

f*cking raw there. - Okay that's... Good job, real good job. Oh God, my face, f*ck. Ah. And that's just one. What the f*ck did you do? What did you do, how did you do that? - I don't know, something took over me. Scoville, smoville. - So, is that a challenge done? - I would consider that a challenge done. - Well, you did, yeah. - Yeah. I'd consider that a challenge done. - The thing is, that's gonna be, by the way, the only challenge completed today. - You reckon? - Actually completed, they migh

t do one where they've done it together, but no one's completing a challenge alone. - That is the most achievable one though, 'cause if you just go in there like I tried to do, I just couldn't fit it all in my gob. I wanted to get it all in, couldn't get it all in. - Yeah. Oh, I've just destroyed our pancake tower, I'm sorry. That is some serious-- - You've covered my bacon in maple syrup now. - It'll taste nicer now. - I don't want to eat anymore. - Bro, we've got another food challenge after t

his. - At some point we have to throw in the vest, or the bib, and say we just save ourself for the second challenge. - Bro. - We can't do this one. - We can do this, come on. - How many calories in eight sausages? - Let's not think about it. - A lot though, right? - A lot. One's probably 200, 250 calories maybe. You probably had one and a half K calories of sausages you've had there I reckon. - I can tell, I can feel it. - Woo, all right, I'm embracing myself, pacing myself. This is like anothe

r big burger, we can do this. It's another huge burger. Maybe five more minutes. [alarm ringing] [Ethan coughing] - Oh my God. Milk, man. Whoa. - You feel better? - Yeah, a little bit, oh, it does feel better though. Milk and a f*ck tonne of Twisters, mate. I feel like I done seven Twisters. - What did the Twisters look like thrown up? - Just mixed with the milk, pinky red. That feels so much better though. - I feel violently ill. - You didn't finish your bacon, - Don't put the bacon on my plate

, man, you know I'm... - It's your bacon. - You said you'd do the bacon, you can't put put the bacon on. - Bro, you've handled it now. - Bro, yeah, it's fine, bro. - I didn't handle it, I used a fork. I'm gonna have a little break, a little nap, after three. - Bring us another one. Nah this stack's getting a seeing to, this stack is getting touched. - Not the only thing getting touched today, eh? Now there's just food everywhere. - Well eat it then. - All right. - Tuck in. - What, the bacon? And

the pancakes are the cheat code at the end. - Look, look mate, look, hang on a minute, we're actually getting through it. - You put it on your plate. What do you mean? We haven't got anywhere, you've just done this. Oh mate, look, we got through it, look. - No, no, no, but once I've finished this here, we haven't actually got through it. Oh. - Nice. - Not in the coat, no. - Oh no. - This is a scam. - What is? - The pancakes have have foiled us here. - Yeah, because the pancakes are the hard par

t. - I thought it was gonna be a plate about half this size with a lot of breakfast stuff. - Instead it's, this is... - A monstrosity. - A monstrosity, and they want one person to finish this, do they? - Dude, don't let me outdo you on this, by the way. - Well, it's not possible, man. - What's not possible? - Either you've gotta eat everything that's on your plate, or a photo of you is gonna go viral with a toilet seat. - I don't have the capabilities. - You don't have the capacity for this one.

[JJ laughing] f*ck me. - Nah, I'm defeated, man. - This might motivate you guys a little bit more, I'm just gonna leave it right here. - It's gonna make me feel sick. - All right mate, now it looks so appetising. - That needs to go, I will throw up. - I will be a toilet head. - Nah, come on man. - Bro, there's no way, there's no way, man. There's just too much meat. - 16 minutes. - All right. - He's still chewing. - It hurts, it hurts man, there's too much meat. [Tobi laughing] - Don't make me

laugh, man. - Please stop, it hurts. [Tobi and JJ laughing] - Mm-hmm. - We've hit the delirious now I think. - You know our time so far? - What? - Want to know? Guess. - 25 minutes. - On the nail. - Really? - 24 in fact. - Your five minute break, you think that will help us or hinder us? - Hinder. [Harry babbling] - Eggs, bacon, sausage. Harry has got a tiny sausage. - I don't know what to do, I'll have some water, it's hit me like a train. You seem in good spirits though. - I'm always in good s

pirits. - You haven't eaten anything, that's why. - I have eaten some. - I've been doing the dirty work, man. - Bro, I've been doing... - I had 15 black puddings, I've had all the beans. - 15, 15? There was five of them. - I've had most of this bloody stack. - You're like the guy in the group presentation that takes all the credit. - But I still say you guys are lucky, you could've ended up doing the fire in the hole challenge instead. And then you would've been more grateful for doing this. - I

think I would've rather done that. - Oh yeah, right at this moment? - I like the spice. - 'Cause that fire in the hole wings, that's sent about 27 people in the back of an ambulance. There's been two heart attacks in the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a video online that you can see of someone who's eating the wings. - Can you pass me a tissue please? - Just drops, the ambulance comes, stretchers. - Whoa. - Shut the f*ck up. - Has anyone died? - No, they haven't died, they haven't di

ed. - It sounded like... - The first time we saw the first person's drop, I thought, yeah, we're done. - We're done [laughs]. - Two minutes, 11. - He's gonna go the board that. - Wait, you done all of them? - He did the whole thing. - Put it there, bro. - Hey, I'm on their [indistinct]. - Let's go. Have that Juber, my mate Ethan's better. - Yay. I'm getting a real sense of pride over this. - Bro, that's a nuts challenge we've just done. - I wonder how long my name will stand. - What do you want

me to put? - Ethan Payne. - Big Dick Payne. [Ethan laughing] - Please don't put that, please don't put that. - Unfortunate surname. - Just Ethan Payne, please. Yeah. - Ethan Payne, Ethan Payne, Ethan Payne. - Yeah. - Ethan Payne, Ethan Payne. - Come on, yeah. Thank you very much. - Yeah, we're at Polo Bar. - Haven't got very far. - Ooh, after this we go to Rainbow Sport's Bar. - Ooh, we could. - It's a strip club, it's up the road. - Side+. - Get out my chode. - Get your titties out, suck on my

nose. - Yeah. I can't do this anymore. - I don't know what to tackle, I feel ill. - Cheers mate. - Don't touch my stomach like that. Ah, ah. - Come on, come on. - Don't do that. - It's eating time. Eating time. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - What if I just take a quick five minute nap? - As long as you wake up. - And I'll find space. - The toilet seat's not that bad is it? - No, it isn't. - Hey maybe we just [laughs]... - Bro, am I in hell? - Oh boy. - Oh God. - Oh, oh. - Number three. - It's that

time. - I did the last one. - I came number three on the leaderboard, opening number three envelope. - I dunno why you saying I came just sounded really weird. - I did. - Okay. A present. - Oh wow. - We're so spoiled by the way. - We can all open. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you Harry. - It's not from me. - Whoa. ♪ Honestly, I don't know who the f*ck ♪ ♪ Is supposed to be my friend or my foe ♪ - Oh wow. ♪ I remember back when I was younger ♪ Oh wow. - Hey. I know you'll try to drink th

is one JJ. ♪ I remember, I remember ♪ - The cups are nice you know. ♪ I remember, I remember ♪ - Next up Simon, the restaurant we are going to is called Porkies Camden BBQ. - Okay, so it's barbecue food. - Ooh. - It's gonna be... - Porkies. [Simon and Ethan laughing] - I came to Porkies. - I came to porkies. I know what it is. - I'm guessing ribs. - I'm guessing ribs. - It's ribs. - Tell me, Harry, have you seen her, it was about five minutes ago. - You're irritating me. - Come on. - You're too

chuffed, I feel ill. - You have to stay in high spirits to then not. - Okay, all right, nah, you know what? - You stay in the high spirits all the time. - You've got food round your face again by the way. - It's a beard, so what do I do? - No, no, no, there. Do you want me to lick it off. [Josh laughing] - Oh my God, I can't even finish. - Have you even eaten anything? Your plate looks the same as it did. - I had loads of pancakes. - Okay, oh you have, to be fair, yeah, yeah, to be fair. Do you

want my pancakes as well? - No. That's a good idea that one. - All right, here's the next plan, we hide all the food in the ice bucket. - What and just have Don Perigon in it? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we love it mate. We've got 14 minutes, we've done all right, we could do better if we keep going. [Tobi burping] - Woo. - Sorry for the burping, man, but I need to get the gas out. [Tobi burping] - Oh, I'm defeated. Ah. - Wait, JJ are you crying? - I'm not crying. - There's some, oh, is that sweat on

you dripping in your eyes? - I'm not crying, my eyes are sweating. JJ, I need you to do more bro. - I ate all those tomatoes for you. [JJ groaning] - Oh my God, man, this is ridiculous. - We've got the momentum coming back now, JJ's going for it, bigger bite, let's get it. Come on lads. - Camden BBQ, we're here for the ribs. It's ribs, I've got Ethan, I think we can do this easily. Although, I do have a very small stomach, and it's not feeling great right now. But we can do it, easy, light work.

- Oh nice, yeah, really good. - Number four, we're here. - We have arrived. - BBQ. Welcome to the Camden BBQ, your next challenge is the man V ribs challenge. You have 45 minutes to eat two full racks of ribs, a pile of pulled pork, fries smothered in mac and cheese. - This is what, I used to pray for times like this. I used pray for times like this. - I used to pray for times like this. - Oh, I will be there no matter what. And we're tag teaming. - We are tag teaming. - I think we've had the b

est day ever, I don't know actually. - No. - No, not really. - No, we've both thrown up. - Ah, I feel at peace, I feel happy. - You know what? - That's a pretty good going. - It's not a bad-- - It's just this bacon, this is the hardest part. - I can't eat, that to me looks disgusting. I can't eat that bacon, man. - Try and eat some. - Nah, nah. - Just try and eat some. - I've eaten some bro, I swear to God I've eaten some bacon. Oh. Let me move my body a bit. Come on. - Proper star jump. No, com

mit to them, what is that? That's like a Vik star jump. One, two, yeah, get your belly out. - Oh yeah. - Three, four. Five. - Belly. - I've worked up an appetite, let's go. - Oh yeah. - I'm gonna TikTok edit that one. Give me a TikTok edit of this, oh god. Wow, what a treat, what a specimen. I feel less hungry now. - Primal now [growling]. Okay, I don't wanna eat anything. - So why have you just done that? - I don't know. - None of you can do this. - None of you. I don't care if you're watching

at home, Jimmy, I don't know why it's always Jimmy that we target. But Jimmy, you can't do this, bro. - Jimmy, you can't do it. - I've really tried here, really, really tried, I've already gone way beyond my expectations. - I've never seen such a rapid decline of people over half an hour. - Oh, shut the f*ck up. [James laughing] [Tobi and James laughing] Stop, it's not funny, okay? - How much time? - 10 minutes. - 45. You do realise you've asked me to do my best calorie challenge ever in 45 minu

tes? That is the size of the task. - All the energy in my body is going to my stomach to try and break this down. - It's going into my brain and screaming for me to stop. - Well, if there's two rices of ribs, you have one, I have one. - Yeah. - Then we just keep then we just keep nibbling away, see where we're at after 20 minutes. - Chips, mac and cheese, chips, mac and cheese. Bosh. - Do you prefer mac and cheese or chips? - Chips. - I prefer mac and cheese I think. - Well, we all cooking. - If

you wanna split it, yeah, you can have some. - This is a stomach dream, this is a mini bears stomach. Collab. - Dunno about that, nah. - I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick [laughs]. Get it in your gob big boy, get it down you. - I'm trying saying high spirits and forget that I'm eating. - Okay. - If I just zone out and just eat it's going in. - I'll have a tomato. - Oh wow, what a treat. [Josh burping] Stop on my tomato, man, you just f*cking beast. That smells as well, go, look away. [Josh c

huckling] Oh, I don't like tomatoes like that. - Eat the bacon. - Should I hide it in my belly rolls? - What, the bacon? - The bacon, yeah. Nom, nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom. [Jack laughing] - That laugh. - Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. - What the f*ck's going on? - Nah, I'm sorry [indistinct]. [Josh exclaiming] [Harry laughing] - Oh, I wanna tap out. - If you tap out now just put the toilet seat on your head. - Yeah, give it to me. - You're tapping out [laughs]? [Tobi groaning] - I've tapped out. Th

is is where the balls would be. - KSI, man, you the sh*t [laughs]. - Yeah, L, ain't no way bro. - Oh my days. That looks divine. Oh my God. - Oh. - This is [laughs] bosh. - Boom, boom, boom. - Ribs, boom. - Put the bacon in the cup. - You touched it at the last second. You grabbed it though. - They'll never see it, they'll never notice it. Yeah, look at that, how discrete. Oh yes. - I've zoned back in again and it's bad, I was so zoned out that I just forgot I was eating. - I think I've got a se

cond wind now. - You've got eight minutes. - Okay. - Don't say that, I don't wanna hear any time, I don't wanna hear anything. I would like to walk somewhere. - We've made a good effort. - This is crazy, my eyes are so heavy, because I just wanna sleep. - One of the hardest things you've ever done? - Yes. Bro, this is harder than the Tommy fight, man. And we split this is half. - In half. - We split this in half and we're struggling, man. - It's that time. - We have 45 minutes to eat that. - Yea

h, we're doing this together this one, we activated our trump card. - Yeah, I think we're good. - I think we can do it, ready? Three, two, one. Bosh, we're off. - Okay. Here we go. - Yes. - Oh, it's good. - It's nice to know that I haven't got to shove it in my gob. - 45 minutes ain't long. - Um, baba com, baba hey macarena, with a hm baba som [babbles]. Hey macarena, om. - Yeah, and again. - Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, hey macarena, oi. You're supposed to keep going. - It's still in my mout

h. - Yeah? Add more to the mouth. Here comes the f*cking aeroplane, air crash investigation. The 747 takes off from LAX at 11:02, whilst at 3000 feet and cruising. 3000, not even very high. Engine failure. - Oh wow. - It's going directly towards Harry's mouth. All passengers have died on board after being crunched. - Mm. - Seven minutes remaining. - Bro. [Tobi screaming] Yeah bro, tap out, it's over, man. It is over. That is crazy. - Have any of you ever done this? - I stay as far away from the

challenges as I can, mate. - That's when I should've known, that's the question I should've asked first. - The owner said that he stays as far away as possible, why am I here? - What's your tactic here then, are you going all ribs then some chips? - I'm just grabbing it, mate. If I get bored of the flavour I'll probably change it. At the minute this is lovely, this is pleasing all of my inhibitions, because at home I sit and watch food challenges, of one man doing it. And I feel like that now. I

used to pray for times like this. - How long now, how long do we have left? - We have a grand total of five minutes left. - The bacon has f*cked it, I can't do the bacon. - Complete same, the bacon is, actually, other than that we've done all right. - Mm. - Can we toast it? If you just put toast in beans. I actually think we done a good job. - Yeah, to be fair we done all right, the thing is, my plate has got a lot of food still on it, which is a bit of an issue. You're a bit of a demon, I thin

k you've been slow and steady. - I won't stop, that's the thing, I can't eat fast, but I will keep eating. - The pancakes I actually really enjoyed, as I was singing I was eating them. At this point what am I achieving by eating any more? - At least finish your beans, drink your beans, go on. - Drink my beans? - You are almost there bro. [mellow music] - Mm mm. I want you to know I really tried, I'm sorry I let you down. - Oh, mummy. I am slomped, oh my God. - With five minutes remaining, unfort

unately Tobi and JJ-- - I haven't tapped yet. - Ooh, oh you haven't tapped yet? Five minutes remaining, let's keep it going then. - Yeah, I want to explain something before you judge me as well. - Yeah. - I've taken out, well, the bones have come out up to here, so I'm going to have use a knife and fork to eat this bit. - Yeah. Yes my friend. - Yo. - Talk to me. - Yes, just to let you know, for this challenge you guys are the guinea pigs. - Oh okay. - This is edible, right? [group laughing] - We

are the trial runners. - So guys, you'll be setting the record, because you'll be doing it first time. - Well, I don't know about that. - Let's see if you guys actually can finish it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was gonna say the challenge is one person as well, so we actually have an... - Yeah. - Well, good luck as well, yeah? - Thank you. - Thank you. - Welcome to Polo Bar, coming live, Josh Zerker is about to drink some beans. Go on sir. We like to drink with Josh. Go on, tip it back, man. - How

? - Yeah, yeah. Come around this side and get him doing it. Go on, get them beans in your mouth. - Beans. - Beans. - Beans. - Beans. - Beans. - Oh yes, get them down your gullet, yeah. Oh wow, yeah, go on shift man, go on. Oh God, oh, goodness me. Keep it together old boy, go on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, he's got it, he's got it, he's got it. - I feel like today I will throw up. [Tobi groaning] - And you've got three and a half minutes, so you're saying that you're not giving up b

ut you're not touching the burger, mate [laughs]. - Can I have a bucket? I'm gonna be sick. - There's a bin there if you want... [Tobi throwing up] Oh. [alarm ringing] Ah f*ck. - Whoa. - Oi, did someone throw up? Wait, did Tobi throw up? Damn. - f*ck me. - Six minutes down. I've got one rib left after this. - Bro, you caned it. - I told you, you carried me in the last one. - Holy smokes, I can't believe that. Contrary to belief, I'm not a professional eater, however, my name is now on the board.

- Technically you are. - Am I an amateur eater? - Well... - An amateur professional eater. - I would argue that you got the wings for free, because you ate them. - Yeah. - So technically you haven't paid, which makes you a professional. - Wow, I'm a professional eater. - We'll save all this then. We can't eat, we actually can't eat it. I've just converted now, I can't, well, I... I'm not allowed to eat the rest of this. - Halfway through it I realised it was [indistinct]. - That's a bad look, w

e've made a good effort here. - Get the bubble and squeak in you, mate, go on. - You haven't even touched the bubble and squeak. - I don't want to. - Mate, I've had three bubble and squeaks. He's looking, he's over there, he can see you doing it, you can't. - It's hidden behind, he can't see what I'm doing. My bottle lid's stuck on, f*ck. Wow. It won't go in. Ah, the lid is stuck, bro. - Less than a minute. - What? - What? - I feel like I throw up too much on the Sidemen channel. - Oi, and we ha

ve another challenge after this. - Oh my God, that is ridiculous. I just want you know that I really, really tried, like really, really, really tried. - Guys, you are officially being inducted into the wall of shame. - I think I have nothing to be ashamed of. Oh God, JJ one second. - Mm. - You don't know what it was like, man, you didn't see the things I saw. - What can we do, what can we do to make this more impressive? - We can... - No, no, no, no, no. I've got diabetes, I can't do that. - Wel

l, you have to. - No, no, no, no, I'll have to have my EpiPen, I can't do it, please. - Yeah, I got one, I got one for you. - No, no, no, no, please, no please. No, please no. - Where is it? - Oh, it's not. No. Time's up. Ah. It doesn't look good from here. - Does it not? - We ate a lot of things. - It was a whole round ting. - I think for what it was we've done all right, yeah, I feel so ill. [Harry and Josh chuckling] [Harry whistling] - Ha ha. I think we failed. We've achieved something, but

not what we needed to achieve. - The issue is, right, because we failed the challenge, we could've just not eaten anything. - That's what I said, at what point do you throw the towel in, and say, "Hang on, I've got another challenge today." Two more challenges today. [Harry sighing] It's okay, there, there. - Oh. - Don't throw up on me please, okay? - All right, all right, we have attempted the Polo Bar big breakfast challenge. - It was good, it could've been worse. - It could've been worse. - W

e could've had spicy food. - Yeah, you know what? - We could be sh*tting right now. - Yeah, we had a nice breakfast there, I don't feel good. - I'm slacking on this last one. - I don't know how you've done that, I'm genuinely shocked. I don't know how some people actually come in and do this by themselves. That's mental. Well done. - How long did that take? - Bro just ate a whole rack of ribs in nine minutes. - Nine minutes. Oh, it's sitting though. - He's alive, he's alive. Oh my gosh. - Oh, yo

, what did I miss? Oh my God, it's like smelling bath, not bath salts, what's the thing? Smelling salts. - Oh my God. - JJ tapped out first, so technically. - Nah, nah, nah, no way, man. - I like him, I'll let him off today, but if one of the camera crew wants to do it for... - How much? - How much for you to take on the wing challenge right now? - I can't do spice, man. - James? - Give me a price. - I have Simon's video tomorrow, and I do not want to do that. - Give me a price, five bags. - Fiv

e K. - Whoa. - Five K right now. - I'm gonna die. We've had two heart attacks in this building, there's gonna be a third. - James? - Nah, I'm not doing it, I'll be honest. - Ten bags. - No, I'm gonna be honest here, I'm not gonna do it. - Ten bags. - 10 K, 10 K. - For what, the whole thing? - The whole thing, yeah. - No chance, no. - 20 bags. - That's a yearly salary, you're gonna say no to that? - I can't do it. - I was never gonna give you the money, I was just seeing where you was going. - Oh

wow, look at this. - No. - There's another challenge. - Throw it away, throw it away. We need to do something now by the way, we have to be active. - Yeah, I'm down for a little walk, do you want a walk, a little Christmas walk? - Why is it a Christmas walk? - Because it's cold outside. - It's literally sunny. - It's cold out there. - Oh, it's just a f*cking, oh no. - What is it? - You've gotta go to Dough Daddy. Uh. In East Village. - Dough Daddy, what does that sound like to you? - It sounds

like pastries. Oh no, is it pizza? Oh, it's pizza, isn't it? Oh, it's pizza, it's pizza, it's pizza. It's pizza. - It can't be pizza, it can't be pizza, 'cause we'll be... - It's pizza. - Straight onto another eating challenge. - God almighty. Oh man. No more food please. What? Wait, time to head to your next location, your driver will reveal your next challenge. - So we find out when we get there. - Great. - Fantastic. - Just look at the pizza and go, "That's big." You know what? We've eaten, m

y friends. [Harry and Josh laughing] It's in East, that's good. - Yeah, East Village, it is in East. - If it a pizza we just say right, we invite all of our friends and we eat it. - No one's gonna come at the drop of a dime to eat a f*cking pizza in East Village. - They will. - No one is. - The Sidemen channel. - Oh. - We have some time apparently. - Do we? - We're ahead of schedule, so we need to just nap, burn it off, do something. - Oh, oh. - That'll be your ending there, lovely. - Feliz navi

dad. - Oh no, it's not. - Feliz navidad. - I wasn't even tired, but my stomach was just, I thought it was gonna explode. - You threw up bro. I heard you throw up. - Yeah, I feel like I stretched my stomach too much, and it just squeezed back. - Yeah, yeah. - Never again. I hope I don't ever have to see that place again. - Yeah, good luck to everyone who tries it. - I was so happy in the first five bites. - In the cab on the way here, I thought, "Yeah, tell you what, bish, bash, bosh, that'll be

gone in no time." I feel like a f*cking wrecking ball already. Maybe I didn't pray for times like this. - Boys, that was a good attempt. - Oh yes. - We get a pity Prosecco still. Oh yes, yes. - Thank you very much. Thank you very much. - Thank you. - Come on. - It's an impressive attempt, right? It was half decent, not impressive, but half decent. We're only small boys. - Has someone ever done it? - Yeah, yeah. - Has anyone done it? - Not really, you're the first ones to try. - Oh wow, okay. - I

don't want to see another burger again in my life. - Facts. Never again, man. - I don't want to see Man VS Food ever again in my life. - Facts. - Just take a, go for a little date night there, maybe not. I don't think this is very sexy. - Yeah, throwing up is not sexy. Ah. [group laughing] - Have you seen two girls one cup, mate? That was very sexy. - Did you think that was sexy? - That took me five minutes, bro. - Five minutes is a long time. - I had to wait till the end. [group laughing] - We

're almost there. - I still feel awful, I'm still rotten. - I know we're eating a big pizza somewhere. - You know what? I've actually built up quite an appetite. - Oh really? - The concept of this video falls apart here, because we can't. They're cooking up this massive pizza for us. - Each. - Each, and I can't eat it, I can't eat anything. - Ah. - What can we do? - I feel like a wildebeest. - Should we just go and give it to the public? - I think we're here Jid. - Nah, what? I don't understand.

[Tobi laughing] We're right back at Man VS Food. Wait, what? Nah. Nah, we left. - Bro, open the envelope. - Nah, we left, what? Nah, what? [Tobi laughing] Welcome back to Man VS Food. Time for dessert, you have 30 minutes. Oh my God. To consume the banana split belly splitter using only a teaspoon. f*ck my life. - We're ill, very ill. Well, there's a gym at least, we go to the gym. - Oh yeah, I see that, oh, I'm a beast. I'm a wildebeest, I'm a heffalump. I'm a naughty piggy. [Josh wailing] 24

inch pizza. - At the copa, Copacabana. Oh, I feel like the food's in my throat. Help me. - Nah, you're 30 kilogramme, mate. - Oh mate. - Well, how am I gonna lift you up like this? - Lift me up. The lifting. [Josh laughing] Ah. I can't do it, I can't do it. [sobs] I don't want go in. I don't wanna go in there, I don't want go in there. Don't make me go in there please. - You've gotta come in there. - No. - You have to come in. - I don't wanna eat anymore food. - If I sit on you, it'll come out,

all right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, in the no. - Wow, yes, yes now. [Tobi moaning] - f*ck my life, why are we here again? [Tobi moaning] - Welcome back boys. - f*ck you. [group laughing] Oh, f*ck off, man, no man. I don't believe it, bro, that's ridiculous. - We got this. - Nah man. - We got this. - No, you got this bruv. - No, we got this. - Ah, it's just... Bro, stop adding more to it, man, it's enough. - Oh, they've got Bulldog, fantastic. - Nah, no, no, let's go out, let's g

o somewhere else, there'll be a better challenge somewhere. Surely. There must be. - Wow, is this place being built currently, what is this? - It's closed. - Oh, is that what happens before? Are these kegs of beers? - Yeah. - Let's do that with a challenge instead. - Hello. - Hi there. - Hey. - What can I get you? - Oh. - Can I take an Asahi? Thank you. - Is that a good idea? Can I get a Bacardi and coke please? - Yeah, double? - Single please. - There's two, there's two, there's two, there's tw

o. - Man. - There's two [sobs]. No. - Nice, fair f*cking play. - No. - Fair f*cking play. No, I think my heart's about to stop. - There's two. I thought we could get away with sharing. - This is why we brought the wing out, because you're gonna have a better chance of completing that, if you take a little bit of spice first. It's not gonna knock you out, if you try a little bit of it, it's gonna burn, but it's not going to knock you out, I guarantee you that. It's just gonna burn enough to give

you a better chance at trying to get through that. - Are you doing it? [Tobi sighs] Ah, f*ck sake. - We have have content to make, brother. - Give me that f*cking glove then. - JJ, you don't have to do the wing, I'll do the wing if you don't want to do it. - No, no, if it's gonna help with this. [Simon groaning] - We've still got 30 minutes. - I'm still living in the mindset that I'm a fat f*ck, but I'm not actually that fat anymore. But this bit's just horrid. - You look angry. - I'm upset with

myself. To be fair, he's always, even when we used to go Nando's after things, he'd eat everyone else's hummus, everything, bro. You actually are a little bit of a bin. - Ugh. I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna do it. - No, don't do it. - I can't do this anymore. Should we just switch outfits completely, just to mess with the viewers' heads? - No, you're not stealing my jacket. - Would it not be funny if you have my jumper on, and I had your jacket and your jumper? - You just wanna wear my sh*t, you wei

rdo. - Do it for one shot, and then cut back to us wearing our normal clothes again, and then be like, "What? What's just happened there?" [Josh laughing] That'd be really funny, no? Oh, nothing like Asahi draught. - Go on then, down it. - No, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. - You know what? There's always... - What if it's, oh, actually, you lucky you, this is actually the world's smallest pizza. Yeah, that could be it. - Welcome to Dough Daddy. - Yes. - For your next challenge, you have to consume a 24 i

nch pizza in 24 minutes. - No. [Josh and Harry laughing] - I can't even eat a f*cking Domino's medium normally. - Oh no. - 20, how big is a large at Domino's, 15 inches? 12 inches. - Nah, 12 inches, nah, do you know how big a 24 inch pizza is? - What's Domino's large? - I don't know, but if you think a 12 inch ruler. - How big is a Domino's large pizza? A Domino's pizza is 13.5 inches. - Oh, fantastic. The pizza's gonna be about this big. - Each. - Each. - How about I start ice cream, and then i

f I'm struggling, then I go for the motivation. - No, that's fine, that's fine as well. - How about that? - That makes sense. - That's good, right? - I do like the sound of that. - One bite, one quick bite, and then boom, straight into it. - One bite, and then you're gonna be-- - You're gonna want the ice cream after that. - You're a professional wing splitter, split the wing. - Bro, man. - Bro, the smell is crazy. - I think we just start giving out pizzas on the street. - We can't give out pizz

as on the street. - Why not? - You look like a p*dophile. - Why do I look like a nonce? - Oh, I'm just saying, you look like one. - Oh okay. - One bite, chew it down, get rid of the gloves. We don't want anyone to pass out. - Lord help me, Lord help me, God help me. - I'm just gonna take that. - All right, ready? Three, two, one. [tense music] - Oh. - Gloves off, gloves off, gloves off. - Oh f*ck. Oh f*ck. - Gloves off. Get into the ice cream boys. - Ah, it's done, it's done, I'm dead, I'm dead.

I'm actually gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. Hey yo, it's been your boy KSI, rest in peace, I'm dead. Oh no, I've gone. [JJ coughing] Holy sh*t. Nah, nah. Oh f*ck, oh, I'm seeing stars, man. - That's it, that's it, let's get that ice cream down now boys. - I'm dead, I'm dead. This is crazy. I don't even like banana split. [James laughing] [JJ wailing] - Does the ice cream help? - No. [Tobi moaning] [JJ wailing] - Lord above. Which one's that, is that the-- - Margarita. - That's margari

ta, oh no. - Oh my God. - Oh no, no, no. - Are you joking me? - No. No. - Each slice is it's own pizza. - No, no, no. - There's just no physically possible way of me eating this. - You ain't even making a dent in that. It's thick as well. - 19 minutes remaining on the ice cream challenge, we're gonna complete this challenge. - No, f*ck this challenge. Bro, I can't even speak. - Hey Tobi, you seem to be firming it, handling it a little bit better. [mellow music] - Bro. Ah. f*ck off. Oh, my brain.

Oh, it's all up in my brain [coughs]. - Think about the lady that done it twice in one day, eight wings. - Dumb chick, dumb. - Ah. - What the f*ck? - How many calories in cheese is there? - That's gotta be a 10k calorie pizza at least, surely right? - At least a 4k. - Oh yes. - Ah. - Oh, fantastic. That looks more oily than mine does. The pepperoni was not a good shout there. - I've had so much pig today. Oh my God, more sausage. - What do we do now then? - High five. - All right, cool. I'm goi

ng for a slice, I'm doing it. Oh no, no, no. - Oh, there's time, isn't it? - There's no point doing the challenge, we're not eating these in 24 minutes. - Okay, these are some big boys in the middle. - All right, should we get cracking? - No. - Let's get cracking. - No. - Start the timer. Oh my Lord. That is not sound what I'm doing. - Look at the slice, look, bro. [Harry laughing] - No. - He actually finished. Yeah, ribs done. - The ribs are gone, yeah. I'm gonna do a wee, and hopefully it move

s some of this around. - I might need to get up and do a little walk in a minute. - Oh my f*cking God. - You know what? The meat is actually filling me. - You getting the meat sweats yet? [Simon moaning] - Look. It's the size of our plates. Oh, quite hot. - Oh my God, you didn't want to skimp on the cheese a little bit, did you? Oh my days. - Oh, hot. No, we're f*cked, is there a towel? Can I throw it in already? This is a parcel of cheese right here. It's a bag of cheese I'm eating. Oh my life.

- Oh, we are... - Finished, we're so finished. I'm good, I'm just gonna walk out on the street and start dishing it out. I can't do this, I can't do this. - We can't even attempt to make an attempt at it. - I will say it's good, it's a good pizza. Look how cheesy it is, man. Quite nice to squeeze actually. - A nice bit of sensory, is it? - Yeah. - One of the worst days of my life. - 100%, 100%. - All right, I better throw up. - You've got 15 minutes remaining. - I'm in so much pain. - sh*t's f*

cked. - I don't know what to do. [group laughing] - Don't make me laugh. - I'm done [burps]. - Ethan, Tobi, we really appreciate that you could do this video for us, but I think our team... - I would've taken the spicy wings over this. - Has had a lot of volume today. - How long has it been? - About five minutes. - Huh? - What? - Five minutes, five minutes? I've had half of a slice. - Three minutes. - You've got 21 minutes to go. - Okay, so we have 21 minutes to go. - This was an awful idea, I f

eel really ill. It's a good pizza, don't get me wrong, but I can't eat anything else. - Come on, you've got loads left. - Bro, I can't eat this pizza, I can't do it. - You have to do it for the video, for Ethan and Tobi's video, we have to attempt. We get it free if you finish it. I get it, you're in the Sidemen, you've got 14,000,000 subs. - My belly hurts. Thank you sir. [burps] Oh Jesus, oh Jesus. - Why am I always suffering? Ugh. Ugh. - I haven't made a dent in this f*cking banana split. My

legs won't stop shaking. - Look, you need to stop being a puss. Look, watch me go. - Go on son, go on, just eat a slice, don't stop til the slice is gone, then I'll be impressed. Go on, go on. Do it for the team. - I think I'm done. How do you follow it? - Ah. - It's so choosy. - Oh. - Come on, big burp coming, look, get a big burp up. He might throw up actually. - I physically can't do it, I physically can't do it. - We're better than this. - Why, why, why? What was the concept behind this vide

o? Oh yeah, go and eat until you can't eat anymore in the morning, and then go straight. - And then do it again. - And then eat something, how was this ever gonna work? - And we're going again by the way. - As a concept it's flawed, it's just simply flawed. - Jack, you want some pizza? - No, no, no, no. - Even Jack can help us, we still wouldn't get close. [JJ groaning] - Are you okay buddy? - My stomach is f*cked. - Honestly... My video, I say we f*ck off the last challenge at Sides, we go ther

e and we show support, but we don't have to eat nothing. - Yeah. - I think we've been stiffed today by the wheel. f*ck the wheel. - Oh, that's still so much f*cking food. No, it's okay, look. We've been sat here for 20 minutes. - We've had 20 minutes. - Yeah. - Technically, this meal is ribs and chips, we finished the ribs. - Yeah. - So we've had half the meal. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Maths. - You're like a little boy, you know when a little boy says that they wanna do something, and then... - I want

all of those, you won't eat all of that. - Yeah, then they let them do it, and they feel really embarrassed. - Would you prefer this, or to do the hot one again? [mellow music] - I think you've broke him. - I don't know. [Simon laughing] - Rise up, back on the street [burps]. Oh no. - What are we doing here? What are we doing? - Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, hey macarena, om. - Bro. I can't even finish a slice of this stuff, I feel ill. I am full to the brim, I have eaten so

much food. - Why won't my body throw up? [Tobi giggling] - Bro's suffering. When can I tap out? - I've already tapped out. I've f*cking tapped out. I'm just trying to survive. - We made it through. - This is all mental health, mental strength right here. - We made it through the spice. - Slow and steady starts the race, something they said. What's the saying? - I just cannot fathom the concept, what is the concept of this video? - It's the world's hardest eating challenge. - Yeah, but obviously

, oh. - That's why it's the world's hardest, because it's back-to-back hard challenges. - Oh man. - If we did one it's not the world's hardest. I've got bellyache. I've got bellyache. - You're not you when you're hungry, come on, sit down. I'll put a fork in your arse if you're not careful. - Please don't, I feel ill. [Harry wailing] [Josh laughing] That was not nice. - I've never seen Harry be such a broken man before. - Oh God. - Don't eat anymore, you're lactose intolerant. - Yeah, you're rig

ht. This is like when we had deep heat on our balls. - We've been through a lot together you and I. - Yeah man. - This is my shameful attempt. - Oh man. - Excuse me. - Oh man, this is not it. - With the sundae. - This is not it. - My legs... Won't stop shaking. - Ah, I was so happy at the start of this [belches]. - I don't know what's going on with JJ. - My stomach just hurts so much. - Can we just go home now? [JJ burping] Have you sicked in the bag yet? - No. - Okay, maybe sick in the bin, and

save the bag for the journey home. - How can these f*ckers do it, man? I watch it all the time. And they just smashing it in their mouth, and then they go home happy, how? [mellow music] I just bit the f*cking fork. [Simon laughing] - I thought you were just done with chips. - That really hurt. Simon, well done man. - I'm not happy bro. - My little corner of chips. - Is that all you've eaten [laughs]? - Chip right now, and it's like mash in my mouth. [Simon laughing] I can't do it. - Does it co

unt if we get the members of the public to help? - Sure. - Yeah? - You do your thing. - Okay. - I'll stay here and I'll complete our challenge for us. - Okay, all right, cool. I'll walk the street. - Local p*dophile, once again out on Stratford streets offering pizza out with roofies in. Oh, he's found someone, maybe. I'm seeing some people smiling at him. - Would you like a slice of pizza? - I would like a picture actually. - Well, you gotta take a slice for a picture. - Really? - Yeah, sorry.

There you go, enjoy. - Thank you, can I take a picture? - Of course you can. Would you like a slice of pizza, my friend. See, this is a much better way of doing it. Thank you very much. Enjoy, my friend, enjoy. - He handed out two slices, he's genius. - Pizza, my friend? Do you wanna buy some pizza? No, all right, fine. - You said people find the wings one the easiest? - Yeah, not the easiest, but it's the one that's been. - Completed the most. [JJ throwing up] Oh my God. Oh my. [JJ throwing up]

Okay, let's chill. Stay by the bin. - Nah, it's... - Stay by the bin. - This [indistinct] [throwing up]. - Oh God no, oh no. [JJ throwing up] Oh no. Oh no. - Your sick has made me sick. - He was asking, he was asking to. Just take the bag, take, take, take. [JJ groaning] - Oh, oh my God. - Can we go now? Can we just go now? I think we've done enough here. Thank you Man VS Food. - Oh my God. - Let's go, can we go? Let's get in the car bro. Anything to say JJ? - Oh, f*ck me man. - That's not a re

quest, so we'll see you guys at the next... - Holy sh*t. - The next thing. - You didn't eat anymore? You had one bite and went, "Oh, nice pizza." That's what you did, that was your contribution to my pizza. - It's your challenge, bro. - Look at him. God damn, look what he's doing, he's on the streets handing it out, he's taking photos, wasting time. Lean in a little bit more, so they get you in the shot doing that. Oh yeah. Assistance, that's good. Jack's head nods in approval, he says mm-hmm. -

Mm-hmm. - He doesn't say much. - No, oh mate. - He hasn't got a microphone, and that's what it says. - That's banging. - Hello, would you like some pizza, my friend? Would you like a slice of pizza? No, I know, it's massive, go on, before it goes cold, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. Enjoy, my friend, enjoy. Nice one, and the pizza's gone. I feel like I completed the challenge, there was no stipulation I couldn't give it to someone else. [Tobi and JJ groaning] - I am so glad I threw up. Are you good? - No

. - That spice was... - That's the most f*cked thing. - Unreal. - That is the most... - It's instantaneous. - That is the most f*cked thing that's ever gone into my body. - That is crazy. I could feel it just in my f*cking head, bro, my head was pounding. I was like, what the hell? Radiating the heat just over and over again, it felt like it was melting my brain. You know it's bad when I'm not screaming and shouting, because it was just, it hurt. - Screaming and shouting made it more painful. -

It just hurt more. - Breathing hurt. - That's it. - Laughing hurt, everything hurt. - Yeah, everything just hurt. - JJ's just put, "Yeah, I'm done." - He was so gassed for this as well. "We've had the worst day." I said, "You done both challenges?" - Oh, they did the hot wings too. - Wait, so they did three? - JJ's done spicy, why has JJ done the spicy? - They did the hot wings too, why? [Ethan and Simon laughing] - Has just said, "We're done." - I threw up. [Josh wailing] - Yes. I did it. With

only a morsel of cheese left as well, one sec, one sec. I'll put it there. Thank you very much. Yes. - There's more. - Have you actually eaten that much? - No, I'm on my second slice, he's got a slice. I had a slice and a half. - There we go, made some local youths happy. - That's good, respect. There's a fist bump for you. Cabbage. - I feel like I just cheated that. - You did cheat that. - Yeah. - But... You gave out food. - Yeah, well exactly. - To hungry people. - I felt like Jesus, I was fee

ding the 5000. Everyone I gave it to was like, "Oh my God, that's a massive slice." - You gave it to a chick and she was tiny. - It was bigger than her, she didn't even want it. I was like, "Do you want a piece of pizza?" She was like, "No, I want a photo." I was like, "You've gotta have the pizza." - You did a trade off. - Three people throwing up from this challenge. - 'Cause the guy said it would help with the banana split. - So he did the hot wings to help with the banana split. - What the f

*ck kind of advice is that? - You know what? He deserves to eat them for that. He was trying to get content for himself, the [laughs]. - JJ [indistinct] if he uses the C word. - Ethan is saying that theirs was as hot as ours, and he had eight of them. Shut up. Who do you think you are? You couldn't get eight of ours bro, we struggled to even do one. That's f*cked man, nah. - JJ said, "Not as hot as ours, bro." [Ethan laughing] [Ethan and Simon laughing] - A picture of Tobi just keeled over. - JJ

said, "Bro, there was one wing, I split it in half, I had to wear gloves it was that hot." - Can I hide my slice in there - Talk to it, tell it it's been good. - You've been a good boy, do you want some pizza? - Don't poke the pizza into my... There's still bacon fat in it from before. No, no, no, no, no. - Do you want some pizza? - No, no, no. - Come on, come, just a little bit of pizza. Just a little bit. - Oh no. That's disgusting. - Do you want some more? - Oh nom, nom, nom, nom. - I don't

want it anymore. - Go on, eat it, have a bite. - No, this is not a challenge video for that. Who knows what's been inside that belly? - Ooh, I've got the very oily belly. Hello boys. - Do you want pizza? Oh God, they're coming. - Not picture, pizza, pizza. - Ah sh*t. - Go, fend them off with pizza. - Pizza. - I want you to know, I'm not putting another bit of that in my [laughs]. I can't do it. I feel like, you see where I got sowed together? I feel like I'm gonna pop out of it, like I'm gonna b

ulge out of stitches, man. I ain't even got my stitches anymore, but I feel like I'm weak in that bit and I'm gonna blow out. Look, I'm gonna blow out of here, man. - JJ is convinced that the wings they ate were hotter than ours. - Either way, they didn't f*cking finish anything, did they? Silly buggers. Their name's not on the wall, is it? - Nah, nah. Ethan keeps saying theirs was the hottest. - Stop listening to him. - Bro, I'll telling him he's f*cking dumb. Ours was the hottest, you... Bro,

are you f*cking serious? Ours was way hotter you f*cking idiot. - This'll shut him up. Ready? - Why do they keep saying, "Unlucky KSI, boom." - Because you're reacting like this. [group laughing] - I'm just winding him up. I'm just winding him up. Look at this bruv [laughs]. - Right, you gotta take a slice of pizza, all right? - Are you making a video? - If you eat it. Let me see you taking a big bite of it, go on. - A big bite. - Commit to a big bite of it. - A massive bite. - I said a big bite

, what was that? - That's a bite. - You're actually banging it out, my God. Have a good day. I have made more of a dent in my pizza. - You already gave out, how many slices did you give out? - Only two. There was only two of them to take it, the rest you gave... You fed all their boys. [Harry laughing] All their boys are out there going... Their hands are all just dripping with grease. [Harry laughing] How much time have we got left? - Four and a half minutes. - Four and half minutes [laughs]. -

I can't believe you did that. - Shut up. - Half of it's on other people's plates anyway. [Josh burping] Don't turn to me when you burp. - Poor showing Harry. - No, mate, this video's a poor idea, we smashed this morning. We should've then in the afternoon, now you get to go and do... - An activity. - Yeah, like white water rafting. - That's not fun. - Okay. Objectively it is fun. - Go-karting. - But okay. - Objectively. Go go-karting together? - Exactly, we should've done an activity, burn some

calories. - And then in the evening, we could then do more challenge. - Yeah, exactly. Instead we've just gone straight from there to another. - I need to work up my appetite first. - The world's biggest pizza, yeah exactly. - Take me hospital, I wanna go hospital. I want them to pump my stomach. - Hey, yo, tell me how many Scovilles is your wing? Let me know. - Whatever I say he's gonna say more. - I'm pretty sure the geezer said that the paste that they use was 9,000,000. - Here, watch this,

watch this, he's about to do a voice note. And go, "Are you dumb? Ours was 15,000,000. - Okay, got you, ours was 12,000,000, 12,000,000 Scovilles. In your face, ours was hotter. Get f*cking wrecked. - Unlucky KSI. Boom. [Ethan and Simon laughing] - GG, ours was hotter, game over. - Go on, make an effort to eat the last few slices. - I'm still on this slice. - You're not eating anything. - 'Cause I don't think it would stay down. Give me a bucket and I'll eat it. You just put your hands out, and

catch it when I throw up. - Christ. Would you like a pizza, my friend? - You want pizza? - You want a pizza? - You want some? He wants some, Harry, take it to him. Look, I've never seen people run for pizza. - Oh Jesus. Hello boys, I come with an offering of pizza, can you eat it? It's got pork on it so be careful. Is it beef? Okay cool. - No, give it to him, give it to him. - They're like gannets. Enjoy boys, enjoy. Mate. Thank you. - Oh, it's gone? - They were like gannets. I literally stood o

ut for a second, they just all grabbed the pizza. Mate, wow. What a shift. Whoa. - What are you thinking? - Jesus, oh Jesus. No, it came up a bit there. - These people that do food challenges are psychopaths by the way. - Cray. - Sorry? - Crazy. Oh, f*cking hell. - Hey, whoa. Watch where that mouth goes. [Harry sobbing] I don't know what that mouth does, I'm scared of what it's about to do. - Why did we do this? Why did we do this? - It could've been worse. - This is not how I anticipated spendi

ng my Thursday. - Guys, 10 seconds. - 10 seconds Harry, quick. Get something in you, go on. I can't do that. - Three, two, one. - Oh, we're done. - Bro's licking out a pizza. - Oh. Wow, we've done it. We've eaten all the pizza. - Have we? - Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Wow, I think as a collective Stratford has completed this challenge, that's what's happened there. - What an achievement that is. - The youth of Stratford has done. - I think we'll see them in an hour's tim

e down the road still going. - You're gonna see throw up down the road. - Just a trail of... - Just a trail of sick on the floor. I can't even bare the thought of doing another challenge. - All right, all right, I'm calling it for you, you've given up. - Nah, nah, nah. - Yeah. - We need the timer. - Simon. Simon is gonna do this, man. - You guys have given up, you've been on your phones. - Nah, nah, nah. - Nah, nah, nah. You need breaks bro. - Simon's got eight minutes left, and he's definitely

gonna do it. - Look at me go, mate. - Now look, eight minutes bro. - I'm about to finish it all, bro, look at this, look. Take this little chunk here, little chunk. Had a little break. - Go Simon, go Simon, go Simon. - I'm full [laughs], I'm full. - Just got a text off Ally, "Yeah, I'll come, am I too late now?" Yes, you're too f*cking late. - Yes. - We've eaten all the pizza. Bollocks. All right. Should we go have a cycle to Sides now? - This could-- - I think eaten pretty much a half. - You ha

ve, of course you have. - I can't do it. I can't look, I can't look. [Tobi throwing up] Nah bro, I'm all right. I don't mind the sound, it's just seeing it. - All right, we're off on a cycle, how lovely. Oh boy, how exciting. Hello sir. - Oh yes. - How are you doing? - Exquisite, you know what? I think the cycle'll be good. - Yeah, it'll free up our big, fat bellies. - One time I think I was walking somewhere in school, and I saw throw up, threw up on the exact same spot, 'cause I saw it. I don'

t know why. - Oh yes. - Oh yes. Me and the boys, we riding out. - Yeah, about to do a lick. - Who we lickin'? - Your mother. Sorry mate. - Why? Why are you doing that for? A bit cold though, innit? - It is a little bit nippy. - And you've got gloves on, I ain't got gloves. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I knew this was gonna happen, I sensed the cycle from the moment I woke up. - No, you didn't sense it, you forced the cycle. Oh God, We must cycle. - It's the federales. Go on, give them the middle fin

ger. - No, they're quite nice though. - Swear at them. - They've always been quite nice to us, we shouldn't. They looked after us, literally last week they looked after us. - Hey, feds, f*ck the feds. f*ck the feds. - I don't actually believe, by the way, anyone has completed a challenge, except yours. - That's what I do, I'm on the board, boom. - Even together. - See that board? There's you, boom. - Boom. Yeah, did that [laughs]. He's [indistinct]. - There's Porky's Grill [laughs]. - Ooh, Porky

's. Spin that around for the cross section, look at that. - That's just over half. We didn't complete it. - No, but this is a sign of you are a sigma, you're a sigma male. [Simon retching] - I think I can smell it. - Can we throw this out? - It's so spicy, the throw up. Oh, I beg just... - Boss, can we pull over and throw something away please? - Just pull over and just put it on the side of the road. - Oh my God. Please, I'm gonna throw up as well. Just anywhere. - There's a bin on that side th

ere. - Just anywhere bro. - Thank you Steve. - Thank you Steve. - Who's Steve? - Bro, I feel so much better. - Yeah man. - Oh my God, that was f*cking me up. - Oh yeah, you're shooting the sky, lower, lower, lower. Lower. Too low. Higher, yeah, boom. What a shot he's got here. Upside down and that. Let 'em know. We on the streets. - I'm side down fi dem. Woo. It is cold, it is cold. - Phwoar, it's cold. - Oh, it's cold. Hello. Hello. - Can I get a picture? - If you're quick, yeah. I gotta go, I

gotta go. - Oh, it's green. - We gotta go, sorry. [Josh and Harry laughing] - They're doing up sprinters. - See you in a bit. - 20 seconds. - No, I'll throw up. - No, it's just not possible. It's good though, ain't it? That's good, it is good. - Yeah, for a challenge for one person. [Ethan laughing] - Shut up John. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. The timer's over. Porky's Camden BBQ, we have failed. Oh, thank you very much guys. - Thank you very much. - Appreciate it, sorry we could not complete t

he guinea pig test. - I think if anything, it was better that... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If we had done that easy it needed to be changed. - Oh my God, I can't move myself. - I feel much better now. - No, no, no, no, we feel horrendous. - Oh no, I feel sick. - And we can't eat anymore, let's rehearse it. [JJ retching] We feel horrendous. - I feel horrendous. - And we can't eat anymore. - I can't eat anymore. - Good. If you lot don't back us, oh my gosh, we will make your lives a living hell. - Yea

h. - I'm low key happy now that I had the hot one, 'cause I barely ate it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So that meant that I had the room. - Yeah. - I think if I'd had hot wings and then pizza. - Well, you've seen now, f*ck, I couldn't do it, I couldn't eat. I was chewing the chip, literally a chip's like three bites. A chip's three bites for me, bro, I had five chips. - As I said, you're gonna be the only one that's completed a challenge today. - Stop, stop, please stop. - 100%. - Thanks. - That

was quite embarrassing that [laughs]. [Josh exhaling] - Can I have your gloves? My hands, aww, they're so cold. Warm up my hands. My hands are f*cking freezing. - Oh my God, they're so cold. - They're so cold. Why did you say cycle? - It's Sides, we've made it, we've only gone and bloody made it. Hello. - Don't let him get in your head bro. - I won't, I won't. - He did it in Monopoly. - Yeah. - Not doing it again. - It's true. - Well, people have completed your challenge. - Nah, nah. - A bit we

ird that they serve 12 as a meal. - 12, are they Nando's hot, is that what it is? - All right, nah, you guys are trying to wind me up. It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work. - Listen, there's a difference between me and you. - Nah, it's not working. - That's all right, I genuinely think, I think you beat Tommy Fury. - Yeah, it's a difference, it's mindset. - There's a difference between a man and a boy. - Yep. - Legacy. - Sick. - It's a mindset. - Decent, yep. All right, guys. - And guess wha

t? I didn't appeal the wing [laughs]. - Great, nice. - All I'm saying is, right? Out of us and Ethan, all the challenges today, one was completed by one person. - That's me by the way. - How do you feel about that? - Genuinely, amazing. I genuinely think if any of us had done it, you'd be really proud of us. - I would feel disgusting. - Would you? - So I'm glad you feel great. - You ate a banana, half a wing. - I didn't eat the banana. [Ethan and Simon laughing] - Can we have six Rolo cheesecake

s please? - Ah, really? - Yeah, I wanna try 'em. - Me too. - For the cheap price of 6.99 as well. What a bargain. - I reckon it's gonna be lovely. - I think it's gonna be lovely as well. - You know what? It's days like this where you just need a nice little sweet nightcap, do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - A nightcap, yeah. - It makes me upset how un in pain you guys are. - We were. - In the pizza shop we were in suffering, and now we've recovered. - I don't think you know the meaning of suffer

ing. - Honestly, we are in the most pain. - I think we drew the short straw today. - Who won today? - Nah, you should actually try the wings that we ate. - I'm telling you, by the way, Ethan won. Ethan won today. - Shock, Ethan won food. - Guys, I'm on a board, boom. - You know what? Honestly, our performance at the breakfast. - Our breakfast one was close. - We actually did put a shift in. - We got a world record. - Did you? - What, the sh*ttest attempt? - Most wing eaten by KSI. [Sidemen laugh

ing] - We did the most challenges in Man VS Food in a day. - Three? - And failed them all. [Sidemen laughing] - Still did it, still did it. - Someone could go tomorrow and do four. - Still did it. - No, but you didn't do the challenge, 'cause you did two of you eating one thing. - Attempts, attempts, attempts. - No, you didn't even attempt the challenge if you got served one. - Oh. - You got served a wing, the portion was 12. - Listen, we've had a sh*t day today. - We got told we did the worst a

ttempt at the pizza thing they've ever seen. - I'm not surprised. - But they did say that four or five donnies take 50 minutes to 45 minutes to do it, and we had 24 minutes. - They said West Ham fans come in and try and do it, and they're like, "Oh yeah, you gotta eat the f*cking whole thing in..." - They said they get four or five big lads from West Ham try, and they do 45 minutes. - The burger we showed you, a girl came in and did that in 16 minutes. - What? - I think me and Harry could've don

e a burger. - No. - Yeah, which one did you split? - The burger. - Yeah, we'd have done that. - I think we could've done that burger. - I think you could've split the burger together. - Our breakfast was massive, and we did... - Bro, trust me I tried, it was 14,000 calories, brother. - How many calories was ours then? - It was 14,000 calories? - Oi boys. How many calories was yours? - We tried our breakfast, I think it was six, 7,000 maybe. - Lucy. - No, our pizza was f*cking cheese, it was all

cheese. We folded it over and it was just like a bag of cheese. - How hot was your wing KSI? - Very hot. - How many Scovilles? - 12,000,000. - How many Philip Schofields? - How many Schofields? - 12,000,000 Schofields. [Sidemen laughing] - Here we go boys, cheesecake. - Oh yes, thank you. - Ooh. - Oh, I'm excited. - Oh God. - Jeez. - Do you know what? I think I can do this. - I'm not really a cheesecake fan. - Oh no. - It's all right. - Not more food. - You won today, give us a toast, man. - Yea

h, give us a speech. - Speech. - Speech. - Speech. - No matter the mouthfuls, no matter the calories, it's the taking part that counts. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen man. - Oh yes. - It's warm. - Oh, do you know what? I can eat this. - Oh yeah. - Who's having the biggest sh*t when they get home? - Oh yes. - Me man. - I think everyone is, no? - Josh, if you're not sh*tting you didn't eat. - Can we all compare sh*ts? - Can we do a rate my poo? Well, thanks for watching guys, it's been a pleasure,

bye. [Simon screaming] [suspenseful music]