[screaming] Wow, phase two is great!
My favorite phase so far. [laughing] [panting] No pulse! We're losing him!
Hang in there, buddy! What's all the ruckus? Clear! Clear! Pull yourself together, boy. So your spatula snapped,
go get yourself a new one! I'll never forget you. Quit that boy, it's creepy. Spatulas can't talk! And if I catch you
talking to your next one, I'll lock you up
in a padded kitchen. Oh wow, this is the greatest
spatula collection on the whole sea floor! These are nothing
com
pared to... the majestic sizzle master! Yes, SpongeBob. I believe the sizzle master
has found its fry cook... in you! The legend of the sizzle master
has been fulfilled! And since you are
its fry cook, it will reduce
your workload tenfold! Hey, that rhymes!
Almost. Yes, a legend
has been fulfilled today. Go forth SpongeBob, wouldn't
want you to miss the lunch rush. Or as I like to call it,
phase four. Phase four? How many phases are there
in this convoluted plan? Enough, my sarcastic wife. Enoug
h to gain
SpongeBob's trust and steal
the Krabby Patty formula right from under
his dumb yellow nose! [laughing] Now, to tune in SpongeBoob. That's right, SpongeBob! Let's
show this lunch rush what for! Hmm. I must be hearing things, 'cause Mr. Krabs
says spatulas can't talk. Well, I can! The mystical
SizzleMaster can do all! Mr. Krabs said he'd
put me in a padded kitchen if he caught me talking to you. SpongeBob! I wasn't talking to my spatula! I don't care if you were.
The customers are about
to snap! Time to focus. You know, SpongeBob, there's
a much faster way to do this. Oh? Wow, pretty good. But we're a long, long way
from filling all these orders. Hey Sponge, I know a way
to double our productivity. I handle things
here at the grill, alone, while you man
the condiments, eh? Hey, that's a great idea! But, you man the condiments,
I'll take the grill. Sorry, but I don't trust anyone
with this baby but me. Drat! Hey, squid guy!
Where's my lunch? Stay back, you ravenous brutes! Order
s ahoy! Wow sizzle master,
you truly are magical. We're catching up, but we've got
an empty grill here. Leave it to me, kid! Hey, what you doing, boy? My new magical talking spatula
that I got from Plankton says I need your
Krabby Patty secret formula. SpongeBob, no! I mean, it was your
talking spatula, you say? That you got from Plankton? Well, why didn't you say so? Here, give your talking
spatula this recipe. Mr. Krabs, I think
your blinker's broken. Just read it. Aye aye!
Okay sizzle master,
the first ingredient
is five gallons of combustible cooking oil. Yes! Karen, begin production! One sack
coral dust, extra spicy. One bucket fire algae paste. And the final ingredient,
disulfide. Yes! Wait, how much disulfide? The whole enchilada. I had no idea that stuff
was approved for restaurant use. -Oh, it's not, Plankton.
-Krabs? Oh no. Quite a volatile
concoction, eh, Planky? Must be explosive patty
Wednesday, eh, Mr. Krabs? [laughing] You got that right, boyo. [laughing] Oh, hardy-har-h
ar! [whistling] -SpongeBob?
-Yes, Squidward? I need a triple
Krabby supreme on a kelp bun, with extra sea pickle,
and burn it to a crisp, okay? Coming right up! Listen Squidward,
I want to apologize for before. I was only trying
to make you happy. [groaning] [salivating] We don't all have to
like the same things. Don't go. While I strongly disagree
with your decision, I accept it. You know it's not often
I get to make one like this. I want to see the look
on their face when they take that first
bite. Triple Krabby Supreme,
Triple Krabby Supreme? Did somebody order
a Triple Krabby Supreme? Oh, they must have left. Well, why don't you just
leave it out here in case they come back? Nope, Patty, this special
should be eaten fresh, and well. I haven't had one of these
babies in over 20 minutes, so... [scarfing] Well, whoever they were,
they have great taste! [trembling] [chewing] Ah, they don't know
what they're missing. Welp, back to work. What do I have to do,
eat one out of the garbage?
I wish I could eat this,
but I'm so darn full. Oh well. I had to say garbage, but okay! [spitting] Oh no!
What's this doing here? This patty should be cremated. [crying] I know you didn't like him, but
it means so much that you came. [sobbing] [crying] [knocking] Honey!
What? [groaning] I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty,
and no one's gonna stop me! [panting] [panting] There it is! Holy shrimp! I don't know where to start,
but all that matters is that it's just you and me,
and nobody-
- Squidward, is that you? SpongeBob, um, uh,
what are you doing here? I always come
to work at three a.m.! This is when I count
the sesame seeds. -What are you doing here?
-Oh, I forgot my um-- Why is the Patty vault open? -So I thought that--
-And why are you holding a patty behind your back? I-I-I-I-- no, I didn't-- And why are you
acting so nervous? And why are you
sweating so much? And why do you look
so hungry, and-- No, no way,
it's not what you think. This is a big misunderstanding
you've
got to believe me! Listen, I am telling you! You better listen
to me, SpongeBob! You like Krabby patties,
don't you Squidward? Yes, yes!
I admit it SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties! [scarfing] I knew it all along Squidward. No one can resist
a Krabby Patty. [scarfing] Squidward, how many
are you eating? Squidward! [laughing] [scarfing] Squidward, you can't eat
all those patties at one time! Squidward! What's gonna happen,
am I gonna blow up? No, worse!
It'll go right to your thighs! My thighs?
And then you blow up. [siren wailing] Yeah ha ha, I remember
my first Krabby Patty. Man oh man, do I love my job! Hey Mr. Krabs,
what's the good word? Well, actually, SpongeBob, There's two words,
and they're not very good. You're fired. Oh, what? -Fired?
-Well, you see, I've been doing some calculating
and, you know, crunching the old numbers,
and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel
if I cut your salary... completely. How about if I work for free? Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, it
's illegal,
and I'll lose my vendor's license
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. -Excuse me, is that mine?
-Oh, I don't know, maybe. You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue
with a nickel! But but but but
but but but but but but but-- Greetings, purveyor of
elongated sausage products. I would love to work
at your establishment. Well, you do look enthusiastic. Hmm, all right kid.
Let's see what you got. Hmm, there's something not
quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is. A-h
a! [burping] Hey, where are those weenies? Your weenies sir. What in the name of Davy
Jones's gym shorts are these? They're Weenie Patties! What are you, some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! You're fired! Oh, but Mr. Krabs, why? -Mr. Who?
-I mean Mr. Weiner! Just go! Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but perhaps
I'll find contentment. Hey buddy,
how's the pizza coming? Almost done, but I did
change the recipe a bit. Heh heh, no problem. A few extra toppings
never hurt anyone. Huh?
What have you
done? You turned an innocent pizza
into a pizza patty! It's an abomination! Yeah, of deliciousness! You're fired. But who will make
the Krabby Patties? Krabby Patties?
What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? How about that? Interesting. It's some sort of
burrito patty, hmm. Who would like to taste it? I'll give it a go. You're fired! [sobbing] But I've given you the best
years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [crying] Get to stepping! [crying] [crying] You're fired! And take your
noodle patty with yo
u! Oh, I'll take it, all right.
I'll take it to go! Hello? Hmm, that's odd. I could have sworn
I heard a knock at the door. Ah, this place is terrible! The Krusty Krab
has really gone downhill. How can you serve this slop? I'm never
eating here again! Wait, come back! That was my last customer. SpongeBob?
Squidward, you found him! Oh, Squidward? I'm afraid so. -SpongeBob.
-Yes Squidward? You know I hate you, right? Yes, yes, I do. Well, I hate the smell
of burning Krabby Patties even more. Pleas
e come back
and be the fry cook again! Well, if it's okay with you,
Mr. Krabs? Oh laddy,
I should have never let you go. The Krusty Krab
is falling apart without you. You're rehired, boy. All right! Now my life has purpose again! Let's get this place cleaned up. Behold Neptune triumphant!
What an awesome dude! Behold this idiot and beware,
for trident trouble comes! Sorry. See? [repetitively chanting] Food!
Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Ah. Hey, I was still reading that! [gargling] F
orget the stupid comic!
We've got a situation here! We don't have
any Krabby Patties, and these animals
are trying to eat us instead! Hey, who's responsible for this? Get to flipping
those patties fast, boy-o! Before we all become
the lunch special! I'm on it, Mr. Krabs! [grunting] Oh, the toppings
haven't been prepped! I wish this lettuce and tomato
would just cut themselves up! Let's do this! Yeah!
Cut me up good, girlfriend! Huh. I guess I did chop
the toppings up after all. 37 Krabby Patties
! Fast! 37 patties?
How am I gonna flip 37 patties? Huh, has my spatula
always had three heads? No! And it is not a spatula. Get them patties out here
fast SpongeBob! Arrgh! Oh, I wish these Krabby Patties
would just serve themselves so I could keep cooking. Whoa! Yay! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! Whoa, my spatula
never did that before. Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty! Huh? [laughing] [giggling] I don't know how you're doing
this, boy-o, but keep it up! Folks will pay
every cent they have to watch Krabby Pat
ties dance!
Look at how cute they are! We're running out
of them dancing patties! Faster, boy-o! Faster! Dance! Come on, dance! I'm trying, Mr. Krabs!
I'm trying! Come on you, work! [grunting] [gasps] The sponge has angered
the trident. Trouble comes. [grunting] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] No, this is gonna cost me money! Mr. Krabs, I wish you
wouldn't worry about money at a time like this! [groaning] Right you are, boy-o! Here, take this!
Here you go! I can't stop! [screaming] I believe
I have something of yours. My spatula! Then what's this? That is my trident! Well, take your trident.
I don't want it anymore. [screaming] That wasn't me. Too long away from
its true master, the trident has run wild. What a jerk. [snickering] Sorry! Pardon me! It's stuck! [grunting] Ahh! Make it stop! [yelling] You have been
one naughty trident! [whimpering] Oh, I can't stay mad at you. Now let's see if
we can fix all of this. Give me back me money! Mow us good! You know, SpongeBob, your spatul
a is just as
powerful as my trident. Really? Ha! Not even close! [laughs]
But it's still pretty great. In all my years of fry cookery, I have never seen such
a lovely group of patties. Especially━ you Such perfection from
your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks right down to
your mustard smile. May I call you... Patty? SpongeBob,
I need that order of six. Here you go, Squidward, one,
two, three and four, and uh━ five and six, that's it, that's
the whole order, Squidward. There isn't
a Krabby Patty
behind my back or anything. [laughing] Uh━ yeah. Oh, Patty, a patty like you
comes around once in a lifetime. I can't let them eat you.
No, the job must come first. I can't let emotions
cloud my commitment to the sacred fry cook oath: "That which is fried,
must be eaten." SpongeBob, where is that
other━ oh, there it is. [screaming] -Where's my Krabby Patty?
-Right here, muscleboy. It's about time. [screaming] No, I won't let you
do this to Patty. SpongeBob,
hand over the Krabby━
Oh Patty,
I can't let them eat you. Your beauty must be preserved.
Amazing! [snickering] What are you going
to do with it, take it home? Put a little dress on her? Go out for
a romantic walk with it? Great idea. ♪ Oh baby, they may
Call me a fool ♪ ♪ But I can't help
Our gravitational pull ♪ ♪ When I stuff you
With cotton candy ♪ ♪ It reminds me
You're so sweet ♪ ♪ Oh baby,
I love you so strong ♪ ♪ That's why I'm singing
This song, baby! ♪ ♪ Your looks are
Sweeter than honey ♪ ♪ From your
pickles to your
Buns, it ain't even funny ♪ ♪ I'm coming for you
Oh no, look at you ♪ ♪ Don't worry patty,
I'll take care of this ♪ ♪ There you go ♪ ♪ All better, oh baby ♪ Here you go, my dear.
A throne befitting a queen. Oh, good evening, monsieur. What might we have on the menu
at this fine establishment? Well, you should know, considering the fact
you work here, sod for brains. Speaking of sod━ why don't
you get rid of this garbage? It's starting
to stink up the joint. Don't say such a t
hing,
Squidward. Patty's just a little sick is
all, wight, Wubbie-Lubbie? I'll show you sick. Squidward, what are you doing
with my beautiful patty? Beautiful, huh?! How
beautiful do you think this is?! [screaming] Stop it, Squidward! Maybe you can't see
Patty's beauty, but to me, she's the most
gorgeous creature in the sea. Well, I definitely see I can't
help the mentally atrophied. Goodbye, Creature. Pay you no mind
to that, wubbie-wubbie. I will always love you━ [sniffing] Yeah, what is that
smell?
[gasps] Patty? [screaming] What's happened to you?! I think I can explain, boy. There was a time
when I was in love too. She was a Krabby Patty that
looked a lot like yours does. Well, maybe not right now,
but you know what I mean. She was a firm, juicy,
a warm patty. And attractive- oh, she looked good enough
to eat. So━ I did. Do you hear what
I'm saying to you, boy? Um, not quite, Mr. Krabs. Krabby Patties are meant
to be loved and eaten. That's what they're
put in the ocean for. It lo
oks like yours
is way past due. I see now. I see what I must do. Oh, Patty, my darling.
Before I do this, I want you to know that
I only do it out of love! Well done, boy, as a reward
for your valiant effort, I'll only charge you
25 cents for the patty, employee discount. Can I get
a doggie bag with that? Sure is a nice day for a picnic. Oh Herb!
It's like a second honeymoon! Just look at Timmy and Sally
throwing the old disc around. C'mon and throw it, sis. I just wanna say
I'm gonna be real sa
d when you go off to college. Oh Sally, don't be such a goop. You know... I'll always be
your big brother... Is it starting to rain? Nothing can spoil
this perfect day. What's the matter big brother,
got something in your eye? Yeah... that's it...
that must be it... Ha haw, now who's the goof? Just watch out
because here it comes. Wee! Oh, what now?
Too much weeing. What is... [screaming] PICKLE JUICE! Oh, my eye! [screaming] I smell something burning. Yeah, probably my eye. Oh, stop your drama,
Squidward. You missed a spot. What in the name
of Neptune's tail fin is going on in here, boy? Oh, I'm playing picnic with my
wonderful little food friends Herb and Loretta! These are
their kids Timmy and Sally. Mmm-hmm. Sounds to me like you're wasting
me precious ingredients! Listen SpongeBob, just
because there's no customers doesn't mean you can't
do something productive. Like what, Mr. Krabs? Well, I mean you could,
oh! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could
, uh...
water down the ketchup! At this point it would be
ketchuping up the water. Whatever. Now if these
little fellers could work... maybe you'll be
on to something... hey, you couldn't make me
a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya? Well, I could try.
Here's a little worker. We'll call him Pete. Ohhohohohoo! Hi Pete! Hey, what's wrong with Pete?
He's not working! Maybe Pete is just tired. Huh? Mr. Krabs never
mentioned we had a night shift. [panting] Huh? Patrick! Hi, guys! You sure a
re popular. I come here every night. [screaming] Come over here, SpongeBob. I want you to meet someone.
SpongeBob, this is Squidabeth. Huh? Good to meet you, Mr. Bob. Oh, a pleasure mademoiselle. [giggles]
Ain't you a little charmer? [laughs] Yeah, I am. What you fixin' to have,
honey child? One Krabby Patty, please? A Krabby what?
We ain't got none of those, hon. You don't serve...
Krabby Patties? But we got lots of
other tasty vittles. Howling rings, sucker shakes,
boo-gers, crawly fries? Give
us the works! One great Pacific
garbage patch! Order up! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. You gotta try a sucker shake. Ah, drink up, buddy! [gibberish] The howling rings are a scream! [howling] A little different,
but I like it. Give the chef
my compliments. Why, tell him yourself, sweetie.
You got a visitor! Come on back! Hey there, night feeders. Name's Barry Blobfish.
Good to know ya. Good to meet you,
Barry. I'm SpongeBob. [screaming] Oh, that's my cooking hand. Oh, sorry, used my spatula arm. [
groaning] Night train! [horn blowing] Oh, no, the midnight rush.
What am I gonna do? Oh, if only there was
a fry cook in the house. Oh, I'm a certified fry cook! Oh yeah,
they are gonna love this. Here, try a sample
from the daytime menu. [chewing] [gagging] [gagging] [gagging] [gagging] What in the devilfish
did you make? Well Krabby Patties of course! You trying to poison us? [gagging] Quit fooling around
and cook up something edible! That's impossible. Everyone loves Krabby Patties. What kind
of weird
upside down place is this? And no more of that
daytime slop! Krabby Patties aren't slop. Gotta be something
they like in here. No, no, nope. No. Nope. [sniffing] [gasps] Oh no! [screaming] Woo, oh now lookie here. Night Patties, now you're
getting the swing of it! Night patties? -Order up people!
-All right, Night Patties! Tasty! Smooth! Smokey. [cheering] Well, lad, we'll give you
a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew.
Go out and fetch me... a... uh, hydrodynamic spatu
la... with, um, port-and-
starboard-attachments, and uh... turbo drive, and don't
come back ‘til you get one. Aye aye, captain!
One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard
attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, sir! Carry on! We'll never
see that lubber again. You're terrible. A hydro-what? [laughing] Hey! Hey! Please! Passengers are to stay seated
and not put their fins out the window! [laughing] [gasps] That sounded
like hatch doors! [sniffing] Do you smell it? That smell...
A kind o
f smelly smell... A smelly smell
that smells... smelly... Anchovies. What? Anchovies! [chattering] [chattering] Please, please, quiet!
Is this any way to behave, hmm? Eat. Could we show a little
decency and form a neat, single file line
in front of the register? [yelling] ♪ Barg'N-Mart, meeting all
Of your spatula needs ♪ All hands on deck! Get
your anchors out of your pants! One single file line
is all I ask! Whoa! Batten down the hatches,
Mr. Squidward! We're takin' on water,
Mr. Squidward! I
want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! ♪ Do do do do do do,
Spatula, spatula, ♪ ♪ Port-and-starboard
Attachments ♪ Help! Man overboard!
Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! Eat! This is the end!
Goodbye, Mr. Squidward! Oh, Mr. Krabs! [crying] Permission to
come aboard captain! Da da da da da da da!
Da da da da da da da da da da! Did someone order a spatula? [stuttering] That's right!
One hydrodynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments! And let's not forget
the turbo drive! Would you believe they
only
had one in stock? To the kitchen!
Who's hungry?! ♪ Things that bother you
never bother me! ♪ ♪ I feel happy and fine, AHA!
Living in the sunlight! ♪ ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪ ♪ Haven't got a lot!
I don't need a lot! ♪ ♪ Coffee's only a dime!
Living in the sunlight! ♪ ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪ ♪ Just take it from me! ♪ ♪ I'm just as free
As any daughter! ♪ ♪ I do what I like just when
I like and how I love it! ♪ ♪ I'm right here to
stay
When I'm old and gray! ♪ ♪ I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight! ♪ ♪ Loving in the moonlight!
Having a wonderful time! ♪ That was the finest fast-
foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants.
Welcome aboard. B-but, but, Mr. Krabs... Three cheers for
SpongeBob! Hip-hip! Hooray, Mr.━ -Hip-hip!
-Hooray. -Hip-hip!
-Hooray, Mr. Krabs-- I'll be in my quarters,
counting up the booty. Good morning, Krusty Krew! What would you like
to order, Patrick? One Krabby Patty, please. Mr. Kr
abs! Mr. Krabs! Everyone seems to really
like the Krabby Patty! Some people started calling
it the "SpongeBob Patty." What? That's ridiculous, it's
always been the Krabby Patty. One SpongeBob Patty, please! Huh? Maybe you should change
the name of this place from the Krusty Krab to
"SpongeBob's Place!" [laughing] Hey, that's a great idea! SpongeBob's Place!
SpongeBob's Place! [cheering] SpongeBob's Place!
SpongeBob's Place! Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty
Krab! Come on, guys!
Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! [cheering] SpongeBob's Place!
SpongeBob's Place! Admit it, without SpongeBob,
you'd be nothing. Well, that's not true! I'm the one who made
the SpongeBob Pat━ I mean the Krabby Patty! ♪ Let's all go
To SpongeBob's Place, ♪ ♪ SpongeBob's Place,
SpongeBob's Place! ♪ Whoa! All right, Mr. Krabs,
if you think the Krusty Krab is haunted and
needs ghost-busting, I'll stay away for a while. Haunted, eh? Don't you believe in ghos
ts? Oh, admit it.
You're jealous of SpongeBob. Of course not! But I'll be cooking the
Krabby Patties from now on. Krabby Patties named
after me! Mr. Krabby. Ouch! [humming] ♪ La la la la,
Do do do do do do do ♪ [humming] Okay, everybody, order up! Guess I'm used to
making Krabby Patties in mass quantities. Ooo! Ooo! How's about making some
more of those delicious patties? I drew two more
mouths on my face so I can eat three at a time! Okay, you guys.
Just make yourself comfortable. More pattie
s on the way! [grunting] [meowing] Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs. Place your order
with Gary, please. And drop your money anywhere. I'm running out
of places to put it. I really don't
have time to count it. [groaning] Here, try one. Oh, it's delicious. Sorry, I ran out of napkins.
You'll have to use a $100 bill. You deserve your own place. [sulking] Mr. Krabs, don't go!
I need you! Ah, what do you need me for? You got everything:
a magic touch for cooking, lots of customers, money! I could use a boss. So
meone to take all
the credit and all the money. Huh? Hmmm. Well, I suppose
I could do some bossing. How's a 99% for me
and 1% for you? Oh, that's more than generous! You know, I've been
doing some thinking. You're a big part of this
place, boy-o, and I believe I should share the name
with you, take a gander. I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
It looks the same. Well, climb up there!
Get a closer look. Where? Under the words, "Krusty Krab!" "The Krusty Krab..."
And "SpongeBob's Place." Oh, Mr. Krabs,
you
're the best! Whoo! Ow! Hey, Squidward,
guess who just got a job? Guess who just quit? Do I get my award yet? You have to work for it,
remember? Tartar sauce. Pick-up order! [scarfing] Do I get my award now? No, you have to take
the tray to the customer. Okay. [burping] Almost.
Try again and this time make sure the food
gets to the table. Like that? Nope. Barnacles! Let's try something different. All you have to do
is answer the phone. Aye aye, Captain! [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? N
o, this is Patrick. [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? No! This is Patrick. [whistling] [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? No! This is Patrick!
I'm not a Krusty Krab. Uhh, Patrick, that's
the name of the restaurant. Huh? Oh... Fishpaste! [rooster crowing] I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. Good morning, SpongeBob! Wow, it's amazing
how a simple change of clothes can make this guy
look just like me. Yep, if I'm gonna be
an award winner, I've gotta dress like one! That's creep
y, but flattering. I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready! I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready! I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, I'm ready! Well, back to the old grind. Well, back to the old grind! -Forgot my hat!
-Uh, me too. Whoa! Whoa! [whistling] Phew. [laughing]
Dropped my spatula! Uh, me too. [screaming] A-ha!
You're copying me! -Yes.
-Why are you doing that? So I can win an award like you. Well it's annoying, so stop it! Stop it. Say, you're good.
-Thanks! -Ha!
-Ah! -Darn!
-Dar
n! Mary had a little lamb
whose feet were white as... -Pickle fish lips!
-Pickle fish lips! -Sea weevil!
-Sea weevil! -Yorgi schmorgi!
-Yorgi schmorgi! At least I'm safe
inside my mind. At least I'm safe
inside my mind. [screaming] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! I'm the laziest pinkest
starfish in Bikini Bottom! And I wish I were me
and not SpongeBob! What's so great
about being a big pink loser? Exactly, I was never closer
to an award than the minute
I started copying you. But Patrick--
-Patrick's not
here! Trophy delivery! Another trophy? Oh great!
What's it for this time? For doing absolutely nothing
longer than anyone else, Patrick, this trophy's for you! Yahoo, yeee! One monster
Krabby Patty, please. No one's ordered
a Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob,
one Monster Krabby Patty. Did you say
a Monster Krabby Patty? Uh, one monster Krabby Patty. Monster Krabby Patty? Monster Krabby Patty? Monster Krabby Patty? -Oh dear Neptune.
-Oh boy. We can do this. At the count of three,
we flip, ready?
One, two, three! [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Ow! Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy
the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive. I'm sorry. Of course, if you purchase this
fine item, you may... hold it. I've got some loose change in
my pocket, will this cover it? Umm... no. -How about now?
-No. -Now?
-No. -Now?
-No. -Now?
-No. -Now?
-No. [meowing] -Now?
-No. That's everything I have.
Now can I buy Le Spatula? Everything, huh?
Nice outfit. Le Spatula 3000 at your
service! Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing
impress me even more by bringing in more customers
and more money in me pocket. [chuckling] Oh, you won't believe
what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em, buddy? Oh, it's okay.
No need to be shy. It's always tough
the first day on the job. Uh, can I get one
Krabby Patty, please? SpongeBob,
I need one Krabby Patty. One Krabby Patty,
coming up lickety split. Huh? Spat, is there
something wrong, pal? I would not dare
touch such slop as t
his, how you say, Krabby Patty!
I am designed for the utmost in
culinary cuisine. No less! But, but, I thought
we were friends. Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in
the same social class. Have a nice life
of mediocrity, fry cook! [laughing] Le Spatula, wait!
I gave up everything for you! We had something! How's that for something?
Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring
in your greasy spoon! What happened? Le Spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs! But how are you gonna flip
Krabby Patties without a spat
ula?! [gasps] Spatula! Old buddy!
Oh, I'm so glad you're better! Spatula, what's wrong? But I didn't mean to betray you.
Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip
themselves, you know. It was a moment of
weakness! I'm sorry! [sobbing] Oh, what have I done?!
What have I done?! [crying hysterically] All that glitters is not gold. [crying hysterically] [crying hysterically] Goodbye, best friend! [crying hysterically] I'll never find another
spatula like him again. Spatula? You're ba
ck! Oh, spatula, now that
we're together again, nothing will ever separate us. One Monster Krabby Patty. Okay, buddy,
we can do this. Ready? One, two, three! D'oh! [laughing] This is the result of
an experimental growth serum I developed. It could easily
feed a lot of hungry people. [gasps] Or a supply
an entire rest-- [mumbling] Once the testing is complete, the growth serum could be used
to do a lot of good things. [gasps] Sure would hate to see it
fall into the wrong hands. Someone who might
just
use it to try and get-- Rich! I'll be rich! What's that, Mr. Krabs? Uh, could I borrow
your telephone? Heh, it's ringing. Mr. Krabs, I came
as soon as I got the call! Uh, did you bring
a Krabby Patty like I was planning
to ask you to do? -Aye aye, captain.
-Perfect. Okay Sandy, administer
the growth serum. I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I can't
predict what's going to happen. Well, you did say it
needs further testing. Test it on the Krabby Patty. Well, I suppose so.
But only a single drop. Fair
enough. Is it supposed
to smell like that? If you two will excuse me, I need to pay a quick visit
to the little squirrel's room. Would you mind holding
these while I'm gone? I'll only be a minute. Oh no, we don't mind. Heh heh heh, there. But Sandy said- Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh. So how big's this thing
supposed to get? Hey, who cares? It's an endless supply
of free patties! And cook them fast, boy! We got customers! SpongeBob, are you going
to cook that thing or just stand there
staring at it? Sorr
y Squidward,
coming right up! Order up Squidward! All right, keep 'em coming! You betcha! Oh my goodness! I almost
forgot to flip that one. There we go. Okay, that's great SpongeBob. But you don't have to
knock me in the-- [gibberish] Squidward did you make
that weird-- [screaming] Easy boy, easy. Never thought I'd say this but,
I gotta get out of this kitchen! Nooooooo! Huh? [screaming] Squidward! That giant
Krabby Patty is on a rampage! We have to escape! Do you always
go barefoot at work, or
have I just
never noticed before? Wouldn't this just
count as half-barefoot? Squidward, behind you! Abandon ship! [screaming] Wow, what happened
to your treedome? Well, that giant
soybean got too big, so I chopped it up
into a giant salad. Anyone got any
giant croutons? ...I think I'm gonna be sick. What's wrong,
Patrick? Airsickness? No, the thought of a salad that
size is more than I can handle. And now that
I've mastered the soy bean, I can master that patty. Really? How? The puzzle cube told
me. The key to defeating
the patty is you, SpongeBob! All I have to do is
get you close enough to it so that you can make
direct contact. Direct contact!? Are you sure? The puzzle cube never lies. Okay, we have visual. Putting you into
position, SpongeBob. Okay, bye. Well giant patty,
I guess it's just you and me. Wait, what was I
supposed to do again? Just make direct contact! Direct contact,
you mean like this? It's working!
Keep going SpongeBob! You can do it! Oh my body,
filling with Krabby
Patty. Enormous strain. Never absorbed
this much Krabby Patty into my body before! In fact, I've never
absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body,
come to think of it! [grunting] Okay... what do I do now? Step right up folks! For a limited time,
pre-absorbed Krabby Patties! SpongeBob!
Two, medium-rare! Copy that. Over. That's it! Don't crowd! While supplies last,
don't be shy! Come on! [laughing] One Krabby Patty, extra onion. One Crying Johnny coming up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchu
p,
mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce,
cheese, tomatoes and bun, In that order. -One Crying Johnny, up!
-Whatever. 12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [gibberish] One dozen crying
cows on the farm, up! Thanks, Farmer Brown. It's been a thrill serving you. Can I get some extra salt? We're all out. -Could you check?
-No. Let me guess Tiny,
a small salad? I'll take a double triple
bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style
extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze,
light axle grease, make
it cry, burn it
and let it swim. We serve food here, sir. I got it already Squidward.
[gasps] Bubble bath. SquarePants. I hear talk you make
a mean Krabby Patty. Yep! I hear talk
you're kind of picky. Yep! Well, then, here you go! [stomping] [sniffing] Mmm. Well, Bubble Bath,
what do you think? This is pretty good. Only one thing--
You forgot the pickles! [all gasping] No! The best there is? I don't think so. You lose. [laughing] Okay, I am not gonna
blow it this time. Let's see, bun down,
then
ketchup, then mustard, then pickles?
No that's not right! [sighing] Bun down, mustard,
then ketchup, lettuce, then the pickles?
No. Mustard down, bun down,
oh, where's the patty go? Pickles, ketchup, wait! Oh man I'm losing it! Bun down, shoe,
mustard, pan, oh no! Mr. Krabs, I am so confused! I can't remember
how to do anything. Why don't you take
the rest of the day off. Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. Who will make
the Krabby Patties? Oh, don't worry about that. We got Squidward. Huh? What? Mr. Krabs is r
ight. I need to get my head straight. Now is it bun, patty, ketchup. Ah! The door, the door! Mr. Krabs,
the front door is missing! Oh. [laughing]
Sorry about that Mr. Krabs. This pickle thing has got
my head all messed up. I better get on home
and rest my brain. Uh, which way do I live? Of course. [laughing] I hear Squarepants is back. I'm right here, Bubble Bath. I thought I ran you out of town. [spitting] This is where I belong. [growling] Rawr. [gasps] Give me the regular. And this time,
don'
t forget the pickles. I didn't. Mmm... Still no pickles! See? [gagging] Yuck! You failed again,
SpongeBob-loser-pants. [laughing diabolically] Wait a minute! Look! He's been hiding the pickles
under his tongue the whole time. And there's the pickles
from last time, too. And there's my car keys. And there's my ride. [panting] What is taking you so long? I'm adding the love. You're not being paid to love. I'm not in it for the money. I'll always treasure
this time we've had together. Look! [all ga
sping] [panicked screaming] Aww! Well, I'll be cooked in butter. It's Jim, the original fry cook. Krabs. The Jim? He who flipped Krabby Patties
in the before time? You're doing well, Jim. [stammers] Is that limo solid gold? It sure is. l was on my way
to my solid gold mansion, next to my solid gold lake, when I thought I'd take
a little trip down memory lane. Good old Jim. When you worked here,
the place had class. Yeah, when this place had class. [laughing] [laughing] Yep, pickle slices
were to
o thick. Hold it, hold it! [grunting] Okay. [sighing] Yep, too much mustard see? [panting] [crying] Oh man. I'm not fit to inhabit
the same kitchen as Jim. So it is with a heavy heart
that I relinquish my position as fry cook. What are you thinking,
SpongeBob? I'm not taking your job. But you're the greatest
fry cook in the world. The Krusty Krab
deserves better than me. Both those statements
are true, SpongeBob, but there's a reason
why I left The Krusty Krab. You see, SpongeBob,
you've got one
quality Jim will never have. You're cheap. Wow, I never thought
of it that way. So you'll stay? -Aye-aye, Mr. Krabs.
-Then get to work, lad! Well, Eugene, looks like you've
got yourself another sucker. The kid's a good fry cook, but he'll only be
a great fry cook when he finally gets
the guts to quit this dump. Good luck, SpongeBob.
You're gonna need it. The Krusty Krab isn't a dump. Oh, she's a dump,
all right, but she's my dump. Oh!
Comments