["Best Day Ever" playing] ♪ Mr. Sun came up
And he smiled at me ♪ ♪ Said, "It's gonna be a good one
Just wait and see!" ♪ ♪ Jumped out of bed
And I ran outside ♪ ♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified! ♪ - ♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
- ♪ Best day ever ♪ -Hey, Gary!
-Meow? "Why is this the best day ever?",
you ask? Because, Gary, I get
to start this wonderful day bringing life
to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day
session of karate with Sandy, and an aftern
oon jellyfishing
with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest,
most prized possession: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer
Composite Pro! And for the grand finale,
every one of my closest friends joining together
for Squidward's clarinet recital! [panting] I am so excited,
I think I'm gonna explode! [straining, then explodes] - ♪ It's the best day ever ♪
- ♪ Best day ever ♪ - ♪ It's the best day ever ♪
- ♪ Best day ever ♪ - ♪ It's the best day ever ♪
- ♪ Best day ever ♪ - ♪ It's the best day ever ♪
- ♪ Best da
y ever ♪ [laughs] -["Gary's Song" playing]
- ♪ Gary now I know, I was wrong ♪ ♪ I messed up
And now you're gone ♪ ♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you♪ ♪ Oh, I never expected you
To run away ♪ ♪ And leave me feeling
This empty... ♪ ♪ Your meow right now
Would sound like music to me♪ ♪ Please come home
'Cause I miss you, Gary! ♪ ♪ Gary come home! ♪ -[Gary belches]
- ♪ Gary, can't you see I was blind ♪ ♪ I'll do anything
To change your mind ♪ [SpongeBob on TVs]
Gary! [song continues] ♪ More than a pe
t
You're my best friend ♪ ♪ Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family ♪ ♪ And forgive me
For making you wanna roam ♪ ♪ And now my heart is beating
Like the saddest metronome ♪ ♪ Somewhere
I hope you’re reading ♪ ♪ My latest three-word poem ♪ ♪ Gary come home! ♪ -I want peanuts.
- ♪ Gary come home! ♪ Pat, no! [both screaming] -["Doing the Sponge" playing]
-All right, you invertebrates! I'm gonna teach you
how to do the Sponge! ♪ Well, if you take your leg
And you stick it in the air ♪ ♪
And then you take the other one
And jam it right up there ♪ ♪ You twist yourself around
And give a great big lunge ♪ ♪ Now you're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Do the Sponge, Sponge
Do the Sponge ♪ ♪ Bet your buns
You're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Well, now
First you take your leg... ♪ - ♪ And you stick it in the air... ♪
-[female fish screams] ♪ And-a then you take
The other one... ♪ - ♪ And you jam it right up...there... ♪
-[male fish 1 screaming] -Meep, meep.
-Get lost, pizza topping. Can't you see
I'm doin
g the Sponge? ♪ [unintelligible] ♪ ♪ Now you're doing ♪ ♪ Yeah, now you're doing
The Sponge ♪ ♪ All right, now, yeah
A-do the Sponge, Sponge ♪ - ♪ A-do the Sponge ♪
-[screaming] ♪ Before you know
You're taking the plunge ♪ ♪ I said the Sponge, Sponge
A-do the Sponge ♪ -[ambulance siren wailing]
-[song continues] ♪ Yeah, bet your buns
You're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Aw, yeah, well
You're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Oh!
I said, the Sponge, Sponge! ♪ ♪ Yeah, do the Sponge! ♪ - ♪ Yeah, do the Sponge, Sponge! ♪
-[crowd clamoring] -[male fish 2] Get out now!
-[SpongeBob and Pearl] They love us. Yay! We're popular! After all the hard work
we put in the decorations, They think
they just come here ruin it? Go wreck
someone else's prom, will ya? ["Never Give Up" playing] ♪ Squidward
You must look inward ♪ ♪ And then
I'm sure that you will see ♪ ♪ What an awesome band
We still could be ♪ ♪ Please, oh, please
Don't quit on us now ♪ ♪ I cannot allow this
To be our last bow ♪ ♪ Now, now, now, no, no, no
Nah, n
ah, nah, na, na, na ♪ ♪ Ne-ne-never give up! ♪ ♪ Don't ever give up ♪ ♪ We can't let Mr. Krabs
Go bankrupt ♪ ♪ We must keep busy
Never giving u-up! ♪ ♪ How did I not see this plan
Was a failure from the start? ♪ ♪ Being around SpongeBob
Is bad for my heart ♪ ♪ And that's not even
The worst part! ♪ ♪ Supermarkets, retirement homes
Birthday parties for kids♪ ♪ My career in music really feels
Like it has hit the skids ♪ ♪ I give up ♪ ♪ There is no point, I give up ♪ ♪ Mr. Krabs
Will have to go bank
rupt ♪ ♪ While I'm busy
Bitterly giving up ♪ ♪ Don't you see?
Mr. Krabs needs us terribly ♪ ♪ We've got in us
To be a huge success ♪ ♪ You and I
Can't settle for less ♪ ♪ I, promised myself
Not to shed this tear ♪ ♪ It's getting really cold out here ♪ ♪ And I'm 400 miles from home
It would appear ♪ ♪ And my feet are hurting
Oh, dear, I fear ♪ ♪ This tentacleitis
Is pretty severe... ♪ ♪ Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah! ♪ ♪ I should probably give up ♪ ♪ On this giving up today ♪ ♪ This is the part
Where I tur
n around and play ♪ ♪ This is the part
Where I stand up and play ♪ ♪ Take a deep breath
In an emotional way ♪ [takes deep breaths] ♪ 'Cause with my instrument
Is how I say ♪ [song continues] -[explosion]
-[song ends] ["Bubble Song" playing] ♪ The sun must set
At the end of every day ♪ ♪ And the curtain must fall
At the end of every play ♪ ♪ And every little bubble
Ever blown ♪ ♪ Must someday pop ♪ ♪ Like presents
On Christmas day! ♪ ♪ It doesn't seem to stay... ♪ ♪ Or a cheese soufflé! ♪ ♪ It do
esn't last all day... ♪ - ♪ I will try... ♪
- ♪ Try... ♪ - ♪ Again... ♪
- ♪ Try again... ♪ - ♪ To blow a bubble... ♪
- ♪ To blow a bubble... ♪ ♪ That will last... all... day ♪ ♪ To blow a bubble
That will last all day... ♪ [Squidward] Hey! -["Sweater Song" playing]
-Eating here was your idea! I like to call this little number,
"Striped Sweater." ♪ The best time
To wear a striped sweater ♪ ♪ Is all the time ♪ ♪ One with a collar, turtleneck ♪ ♪ That's the kind ♪ - ♪ 'Cause when you're wearing ♪
-
[customers shouting at once] ♪ That one... special... sweater... ♪ Welcome to
the wonderfully whimsical and wickedly woven world
of the glove! ♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves
Gloves, gloves, gloves ♪ ♪ Gloves, gloves
Gloves, gloves, gloves! ♪ ♪ If you want to wear something
On your hand or fist ♪ ♪ There's really nothing quite
Like gloves! ♪ ♪ And if you don't want
To leave fingerprints ♪ ♪ I've got a pair
That you're just gonna love! ♪ ♪ If you want
Complete knuckle protection ♪ ♪ When you stick your
hand
Inside a block of cheese ♪ ♪ A glove's a thing you want
A glove's a thing you need ♪ ♪ So wear a glove
If you please! ♪ ♪ Get yourself some fourchettes
Gussets, tranks, and quirks! ♪ ♪ Slap a pair of thumbs on that
And you’ve got a look that works! ♪ ♪ Queen Elizafish the first
Wore her gloves everyday ♪ ♪ To preserve
And protect her lovely mitts! ♪ ♪ Hats protect your head
And shoes protect your feet ♪ ♪ But gloves protect you
From getting sick ♪ ♪ From everyone you meet! ♪ ♪ So if you box
, or build, or drive
Or cook, or clean the loo ♪ ♪ We've got a special glove
Made just for you! ♪ ♪ A glove is beyond compare
As essential as underwear! ♪ - ♪ If I were you, I'd buy two! ♪
- ♪ Gloves! ♪ [audience cheering
and applauding] ["Twinkle, Twinkle,
Patrick Star" playing] -It's really loud!
-You need it louder? Okay! - ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star! ♪
-Whoo! Whoo! - ♪ I made myself a sandwich ♪
-Whoo! Whoo! - ♪ My mommy named it Fred ♪
-Whoo! ♪ It tastes like beans and bacon ♪ ♪ And s
mells like it's been dead ♪ ♪ Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil ♪ ♪ Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point! ♪ ♪ P.U.
What's that horrible smell?! ♪ ♪ Drum solo! ♪ [song continues] ♪ I have a head
It ends in a point ♪ ♪ Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy point ♪ ♪ This song is over
Except for this line ♪ ♪ You win this round, broccoli! ♪ -[song ends]
-[giant speaker crashes] -When I ripped...
-[rips underwear] ...my pants. I thought that I had
everybody on my side, But I went
and b
lew it all sky high, And now, she won't even spare
a passing glance, -All just because I...
-[rips underwear] ...ripped my pants ♪ When Big Larry came 'round
Just to put him down ♪ ♪ SpongeBob
Turned into a clown ♪ ♪ And no girl
Ever wants to dance ♪ - ♪ With a fool who went and... ♪
-[rips pants] ♪ ...Ripped his pants! ♪ ♪ I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse ♪ ♪ But the pain feels
So much worse ♪ ♪ 'Cause windin' up with no one
Is a lot less fun ♪ ♪ Than a burn from the sun... ♪ ♪
Or sand in your buns...! ♪ [song continues] ♪ Now I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget ♪ ♪ So listen
And you won't regret ♪ ♪ "Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance ♪ ♪ And you won't end up
Like the fool... ♪ ♪ ...Who ripped his pants!" ♪ -[all ripping pants and underwear]
-[song ends]
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