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Yes, can we hurry up a little? Do you want to lead the wedding? I don’t have to lead it, but one should reach the function on time. We will reach. Since when did you get so interested in attending weddings. Hey, you just please focus and get us to the function on time, before we get there and have to wash the dishes. It is Zara’s aunt’s wedding, that too her second wedding and you are the one who would not even worry on his own wedding. I made a mistake bringing you along. It would have been bet

ter that I had come alone. We will reach. Don’t worry. Is Zara calling again? No. Oh, you can also say it calmly. Why do you get surprised hearing Zara’s name? Tell me. Oh, you are not even looking in my eyes. By the way, no need to tell me anything, I can see everything. What can you see? Nothing, you just text Zara that we are going to reach. Zara, Kabir hasn’t come till now. He must be on his way. Hina Ameer, daughter of Ameer Ahmad Khan, do you accept Rajab Hussain son of Zulfikar Hussain, a

s your groom, with a wedding gift of fifty thousand rupees. Yes, I accept. MashaAllah. Let’s pray. Danish, show me, how is it? No, it is not good, take another one. Zara, Kabir is here. Who is this girl with Kabir? This is Esha, because of whom we got late. I don’t know why girls take so long. Blame me. Blame me for everything. Is she your friend? Yes. Esha. You look really pretty. Thank you. Assalam o Alykum. Assalam o Alykum. Walykum salaam. Had this stupid man told me, I would have got a spec

ial gift for you. No problem. Yes, no problem. But your gift is due on me now. A special gift. And now I will come often with him, so there is no issue. Even you look really pretty, and you too. In fact, even the home looks pretty. Take our picture. Take it. Okay, don’t be sad. Take a selfie. Come on. I will take it. Hey, Mirzay. Wont you recite something today? The love became unsuccessful, the impactful words became silent, One glance of kindness it was, and my heart became its slave. Wow. Wow

. Wow. What was priceless, rare, and precious, has become a sacrifice for someone's sake, what kind of plea has been submitted. Wow. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Wow. Son, Waseem, when you get a new rickshaw, then surely have this couplet written on it. Done, papa. Continue, Mr. Mirza. I even hugged the enemy with a smile on my face Wow. Wow. I even hugged the enemy with a smile on my face The lover's thought has become an imam Wow. Wow. and the last couplet is. Be quick, please. Be quick. As long as Mirz

a lived, he remained anonymous. As long as Mirza lived, he remained anonymous. After he died death, this city became known by his name Amazing. Amazing. Wow. Wow. That’s all the money we received? It is nothing. Add mine too. This is yours. I didn’t get any. Mirza came from your side, he too just recited a couplet and left. Yes, all of it is yours. What do I have to do with it? If you want, you can spend it all. I was thinking we will save it for our honeymoon. I was thinking the same. Our minds

match so much. Let’s go to the village. I am talking about the honeymoon. People from America and UK come there. To visit your village? No, they have their home there. A lot of people from there have gone abroad. I want to go on the mountains, I want to see the lakes and springs. And the chairlift, that. Fine, we will stay in the village for two to three days and then go forward. Why are you talking about the village since morning. What do you have in your village? In the village? There is a ca

nal in the village, an old fort, clinics, and fields. I don’t want to see all this, I want to see goats grazing on the mountains, and I want to sit near the lake and look at the stars and moons. Leave the goats, I will show you the buffalos in the village, and you can clearly see the stars and moon clearly from our fields. The stars are the same, you can look at them from wherever. Fine, you go to the village, I will go on my honeymoon alone. I have to take you to the village. What is my fault?

No, it is not about fault. Everyone in the village used to say that Raju, you cannot do anything in your life. You are useless, you will remain useless. Now I want to go and show them what Raju has achieved in life. Marrying you, I have become capable to go to the village with my head held high. Okay, fine, then. But just for two days. Fine. Hina. Yes? I was saying, that… What? If you want, can I peal an orange for you. Peal it. Papa, no one can match pappu’s naan and chickpea. My son, wherev

er you get 50% discount from, you start praising that place. Now I understand why we are so far behind on the path to progress. Why, child? Can someone do anything after this breakfast? A person will only sleep. Hey, child, food does nothing. Your grandma ate four fried flatbread, and danced for half an hour on her nephew’s wedding. What does food do? This is what you children of today think. In our times… Stop it, papa. You remember your times in everything. When did the people of your time re

ach the moon? Son, the people of our time had reached the moon. People nowadays reach Naran and Kaghan at most. I apologize papa, but our condition today is because of the actions of the people of your times. Why, son? Did the people of my times add dirt to pots of cooked food. Assalam o Alykum. Walykum Salaam. Walykum Salaam. Walykum Salaam. Bismillah. Bismillah. Come my love. Come. Come. MashaAllah, come here brother Raju. Sit here. Give him space. Give him space. Raju. Come here. Come here

. Come here. Assalam o Alykum brother Raju. Have a seat. Brother sit here. Sit. Sit, brother Raju. Sit. I will bring tea. ”The tea needs to be cooked. It is kept there. She looks so pretty. He looks neat and clean, for the first time in his life. Here, have it. Have it. Have it child, have it. All okay, son? Yes, thank Allah. MashaAllah. Wow, even Zara is here today. Did you not go to university? I am really tired cause of yesterday, I don’t want to go. Zara, child, does that girl Esha also work

with you in the café? No. So, is she not your friend? She is Kabir’s friend. Did you invite her to the wedding? I met her for the second time yesterday. Huh? She was happy like she knew all of us. Not just meeting us, she was dancing like it was her own wedding. By the way, I didn’t get that boy. Earlier he came here without permission, yesterday, he brought that female friend along. What is the big deal in that grandpa? Is is normal. How is it normal, child? It is normal because boys and girl

s nowadays, hang out like this, they meet each other and the type of lifestyle he has, it is normal in that and you shouldn’t think too much about it. Why think negative for no reason. Mr. Khan, if you allow us… You have my permission, son. You have my permission. can we visit the village? Yes, go ahead, son. Go. How long do you want to go for? Two weeks. Two days. Son, decide amongst yourselves. Brother Raju, do you people have electricity in your village? Brother, when I went the last time, th

e poles were setup. The last time you… I mean, brother Raju last time you went was fifteen years ago. Yes, it has been a lot of time. By the way, why are you people going to the village? A person goes elsewhere for the honeymoon. I had asked Raju I wanted to see the village. Wow. What are you doing? Waseem, you are crying. Did something happen? Nothing. I just came to my senses. You came to your senses? What do you mean? Did someone say something to you? Everyone said it. Today, everything is ov

er. Here, no one wants an artist, whatever gets sold. Here, people are buyers not fans. Where are you taking all this to? Did someone say something to you? Did something happen? I am going to throw it , and along with that, I am throwing myself too. Don’t you dare, Waseem. You are not going anywhere with all this. Keep it all back. Don’t stop me today, Raheela. Raheela, don’t stop me today. I told you, you are not going anywhere, or else I will tell papa. We wont throw it, we will keep it. How w

as the acting? Even you didn’t find out, right? This. All this that you were doing, this… It was acting, madam. Acting. What happened? You have made my head spin. Are you a man or a top? I am an artist, judge. I am an artist. I have my audition on TV tomorrow, I am practicing a little for it. Pray that things work out. We will also earn more, and we also have to get Zara married. Imagine if her in-laws find out that her uncle comes on TV, then she will make an impression. By the way, papa is abs

olutely right about you. Seeing you, no one can tell that you are not mad. The only thing you said right was that about Zara. Mr. Judge! By the way, Danish took such good pictures. The boy did great. Yes. We were also looking so good, right? We were looking good, but the boy has a good eye. Yes. You know that friend of Kabir who had come over, she was saying that Hina’s make up was really good. She really praised it. Hey Afreen, you are worried about the makeup, I am saying our son has taken su

ch good pictures. I would say, if we get money, we will put him in a good school, and along with that he will learn this work of the media. What do you say? Yes. Love, you talk to papa. What happened? About the parlor. Hey, parlor? Does papa listen to anyone? Nowadays he listens. In the past few days, a lot has happened that we couldn’t even imagine. He listens to others, he thinks everything I say is wrong. You try at least. Okay, lets do one thing, I will come along with you. Fine. I don’t h

ave an objection, but child, if you too leave from the home, then all the management of the home… Papa, the parlor work usually starts in the afternoon. After all, all the work of the home will be done in the same manner in the morning. Child, it will be difficult for you. Papa, I have strength right now. If we save a little money, it will come in Danish’s use. In use for his education. You know the school fees, university fees, everything has become so expensive. Our neighbor Nighat’s son cou

ldn’t study further due to lack of money. Or else, he wanted to do his MA. Tell him, why don’t you say something. After all, papa, how far does she have to go. Where are you opening the parlor? Mirza’s seating area is free, so we are thinking we will get that on rent. Hey, Mirza will make all the customers run away through his poetry. Yes, papa, but when the business starts running, we will shift to a good place. No, it is fine here. So, papa, this means, I have your permission? Fine, child. Oh

Saleem. See… Calm down. Calm down. What if he says no. Oh, papa. Papa. Papa. Live long. Thank you so much, papa. Thank you. Papa, I will have you inaugurate my parlor. Live long, child. Live long. I swear if I could sell all my jewelry and buy you sense if it was possible. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like you used to teach philosophy in Faisalabad University before marriage. Don’t talk too much, if I lose my mind, then.. Then, what? Speak up. What? You have no idea… Hey, when you have to fight so loudly in

the home, then at least close the door. Hey she says such useless things for no reason, that I lose my mind, child. Why aunt? Do you have no other work? Child, am I crazy that I will fight for no reason? He went to the TV station for an audition and he fought there and came back. Why? Child, it was useless work. Just sit, don’t say anything, no taunts, no reaction. Just say what is written in the script. Does this happen, child? Uncle, this is what happens around the world. Whether it is an arti

st or a comedian, he just performs. He is given the content, he just performs. There is team, there is a director, production, you cannot say things by yourself. This only happens in Pakistan, that you say what you want on the stage. And you call yourself an artist, right? Then? The artist is like water, it adapts to whatever shape you put them in. What do you understand? Speak now. You are not speaking now. You were speaking so loudly with me. You move aside. When two artists are talking, then

you don’t interfere. Yes, child, what were you saying? I was saying that rehearsals are done for three months, then the person performs. They work on the script? Yes. So, do you get paid for it? You get paid really well for it. Really? Yes. Oh, oh, Vicky has done it. Did you see his post? What happened? Vicky has put out a diss track. He has dissed Kabir, badly. See. The song is good. Friendship and enmity aside, but he has made a fun song, it will be a hit. He is afraid. Clearly. He is afraid.

He couldn’t even wait for the rap battle. Oh, he caught him off guard. But he did well. He is making Kabir nervous before the battle. Are you with Kabir or with this cartoon? Of course. With Kabir. Doesn’t seem that way. You don’t understand. This is good for Kabir. The one who didn’t even know about Kabir, even he found out. Vicky has done his marketing for free. We have got good hype now. We will have fun now. But where is this brother Kabir? Huh? Is he preparing or not? I don’t know, I didn’

t speak to him. Oh. Hello. Yes, buddy, yes, yes, I heard it. I heard it. You made such a great song. So great and so quickly. You have won it. Love it. Love it. Yes, Kabir will be worried. Okay, listen, should we post this on the event’s Insta page? Yes. ”Where are you? Yes, what happened? All set? Where are you? I am with Esha. I am at some old friends’ place. We are chilling. Johri told me to call you and ask where you were. Because we have to get pictures taken for the rap battle, we have to

get the posters made, so we need your latest picture. Now, we will have your latest picture, when you come to the café. I don’t know where you are. There, Vicky put out a diss track, did you check it? And you are going around with your friends. Wow. Did you see something? No, man, why would I look at Vicky? You don’t worry. Kabir, not just me, you too should be worried. You have a battle with him. Relax. You are at the café, right? I will come in a while, then we will do it. Okay? Okay. Bye. No,

no, don’t give money. When you become famous, don’t forget us. Your poetry has set fire on tik tok. Don’t you know? You recited such an amazing poem on Mr. Khan’s daughter’s wedding. Are you not on tik tok? Mr. Mirza, come on Tik Tok. Such useless people have become famous there. What does this mean? I can say this with surety, come on TIk Tik. You too will become famous and when you become famous, then don’t forget me, and do take my shop’s name in your interview, that I used to have pan from

here and recite poetry. Are you sure it was me? Yes, yes, Mr. Mirza, it was you. I am sure. Yes, where are you headed out to? Home. Where else? So, early? I didn’t have a lot of work today. Fine, it is fit, then you too come along. where do I come along? Esha is here, so all the old boys and girls have gathered. We were hanging out in the morning too, and now we are going for dinner, so you too come along. Nice. Have fun. What do you mean have fun? You come along. No, actually, it will look wei

rd. I am as an outsider, with your friends. Outsider? What are you saying? They are just my friends. Just come, we will be normal. We will be… I have to go home. So go home. I mean, first have food, then we will drop you home. Tell your family. What do I tell them? What do I tell my family? You know where I come from, what is my family background, but of course, you wont get it. By the way, the class you hangout with, I am sorry to say a lot of people aren’t even able to afford their lavish lux

uries. Especially those who work hard. Zara, I am talking to you about hanging out, I am talking about chilling. Where did this class come from? It is about class, Kabir, even if you try and deny it. What are you saying? Don’t take it to your heart. When you get free from your friends, then give me a call. We will plan something. It is a chill scene. Okay. Hey, come on, child. What is all this that you are doing? No. No. Just two minutes. It is done. I don’t understand Raju. He didn’t move here

for so many years, and as soon as he got married, he remembers his village. The home is lively because of him and Hina. they will come, you miss them right. Yes. Listen. Yes? Nothing. What? Tell me. I was saying, that… What? That…that…that… Hey, why do you take such long pauses? Tell me. You know what you do… what is it? Stand up? Yes, standup. I was saying, do it for me. For you? No. No. No. No. I am not performing it for you. Hey, what is wrong? Perform in front of me. What is the big deal in

this? You just don’t it like this. Just because you are standing so do standup, there is a method for it. What method? Do you write an application that madam Zara, make us laugh. I am asking you, so do it. What is the big deal? Are you sure? Yes. Okay, sit. Sit here. Come on, show me. Okay, but you don’t have to interfere. You have to hear it completely. I can clap, right? No, you just listen. Okay. I am Zara, and I have come from the twin-cities. Twin meaning Pindi and Islamabad. Now, they say

that Pindi and Islamabad are twins. Hey, what are these twin cities, that don’t look like each other, their faces don’t match, nor do they have anything common between them. Then who is the idiot that said that they are twin cities? There is no match between Islamabad and Pindi. Now the boys of Islamabad feel that they will screech the car, they will drift, the girls will get impressed and the PIndi boys think that they will do wheelies on their bikes, then the girls will get impressed. But the

girl is not getting impressed on anything. They feel that the girl will get impressed. They also feel that the girl says that oh, thank Allah he did a wheelie, he drifted his car, now my life is at peace. There is no sorrow in my life. Now only these boys exist in my life. We were talking about boys. If we are talking about boys, I shouldn’t say much, because I don’t have good luck in case of boys. Neither did I get a good boy, or a bad boy. I only got a confused boy, whenever I got one. There

was a boy in university, who would go around me. One day I checked my email address, I saw that I had an email in the name of that boy. In that email, he had asked me for my phone number, that too one year back, and that email went into my spam account for six months. So, he felt I am showing attitude to him. Me? I am showing attitude to him. Anyway, long story short. What could happen? He continued to email and the email kept on landing in my spam account, and then I heard from somewhere, t

hat in the sorrow of me not replying he smoked boxes of cigarettes. He started tying strings at shrines, he started praying that I get married to this girl. But brother, this is a shrine, not a marriage bureau. This old man is Allah fearing, now someone who gets wedding fixed. But then I continued to think, that brother, change your technique. You see me in university daily, so ask me for my number. What is this? It is a standup set. No, so where do I have to laugh? Sorry. You are not my audien

ce. You are saying this to me? Child, I have done this work, all my life. Yes, you have done this all your life. But there is a difference between your comedy and my comedy. That’s what you call comedy, child. What is this comedy, that girls, phone, emails, wooing girls, what sort of comedy is this? One minute. One minute. Sorry. This is unfair. This way I can also say that the content you have in your comedy is not content. Why? What is in it? Don’t make me speak up. No, speak. Vulgarity. Urdu

, child. Shamelessness. Only shamelessness. Child, I love you a lot and I love my work more than you. You don’t even know what you are saying. I completely understand and I am not wrong. You know nothing. I did comedy for over fifty years. By the grace of Allah, I said nothing wrong. Grandpa, your definition and my definition of vulgarity is really different. The things your generation found funny, is something my generation finds bad. And it is okay, because you people have no fault. You didn’t

know when and what you have to say. You just said it for the sake of content. But forget that. That is not the debate. The thing is, you tell me, what do you think is vulgarity? You tell me. You did boring comedy and you are scolding me. Okay fine, my comedy is boring, but what is vulgarity to you? Tell me. Child, something below the level of modesty is called vulgarity. Absolutely. Absolutely correct. Hold that thought now. Just like that, making fun of someone’s color, someone’s height, som

eone’s obesity, someone’s handicap, someone being a transgender, you taunt them, then is this something modest? Hey, child, it is not like that. This height, obesity, you can make a taunt on it, the show doesn’t run on this. Child, go and see, what work the teachers have done. Go check, Mr. Khalid Abbas Dar, Mr. Moin Akhtar, Mr. Amanullah Khan, Mr. Umar Sharif. Check them. Go check, Mr. Jameel Fakhri, Mr. Irfan Khoosat, Mr. Mastana, Mr. Pappu Imran, such performances, oh wow. Wow. Wow. Uncle, th

at was theatre, and this is standup. This is a story. And the people whose names you are taking, they had someone every five minutes to give them a cue. You do standup alone. Child, I know it all. I have done all this. Our teachers have also done all this too. Whether it is standup or… drama…or taunts, the objective is to make people laugh, right? Yes, it is to make people laugh, but it is also necessary to know what to laugh on, and what you don’t have to laugh on. Oh. Child, go and see the wo

rk of Mr. Amanullah Khan. He used to make people laugh for two hours. He would give just reasoning, he would say such smart things, that people are laughing and also praising him. What do you know? Who is calling you? Does he not understand? This is the limit. Child… Okay, okay, don’t spoil your mood. I will come. This is the limit. The children today, don’t know what to say, what to do. They have studied a little and lost their minds.