[Music] we certainly can't survive this but we're only customers Costco Sims BJ's the big box stores are putting us little guys out of business finally a customer oh no that's not a customer that's the Grim Reaper that I need to remind you that you're behind your head again we had a rough time on it please give us some Grace that's what you said last month and the month before that and the month before that okay we promised yeah that's what Bernie Madoff said too I don't like having to shut stor
es down you don't no I love it it's one of the greatest parts of the job unless you can make 100 000 by the end of the month uh no choice shut you down no then we'll turn this place into what was destined to be a Blockbuster Video Store vhs-based woman making the comeback I'm still the biggest stockholder you can't do that watch me it's all the money I'll make I'm opening up a town circus next door but my great great grandpappy opened up the store and I'm the fifth generation owner too bad so sa
d beware don't care I meant about it I make money come on honey I'm in money come on honey let's spend it let it spin it let it rolling roll it around what's up my homies our rent is uh you know we're about to go out of business no that's why uh-oh we can't let that happen how about we buy something and patronize is trying to establishment I got some cash I could throw your way unless you prefer the plastic know yourself with candy and soda let me step into a Slim Jim oh [Music] what the my grea
t grandpappy used to tell us that the store was haunted by my great great grandpappy but no one seemed to believe him [Applause] you want to buy all your camera or anything else as long as it has electrolytes in it gotta have my electrolytes what flavors do you have do you have sugar free do you have any caffeine clean flavor Foods sugar-free additive free and chemical free drinks you mean water yeah we got that foreign [Music] I think this tool really is haunted are dogs allowed in your store a
re they servicing me not exactly will they service you buying something yes then they're welcome hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] do you discriminate against werewolf or are they accepted in your store this cancel culture is getting ridiculous becoming so woke is just putting me to sleep we just got in a shipment of Purina werewolf Chow last week are you a ghost in your store between ghosts and werewolf you might as well get mummies and vampires to help you stop the shells while you're at it we ha
te foreign [Music] werewolves are cool ghosts and zombies are not [Music] well at least our last day in business we was interesting I'm Gonna Miss This Place [Applause] why aren't you screaming and running away are you kidding this is awesome my fathers are gonna love this I'm probably gonna get 25 000 more subscribers this is like virtual reality but better reality reality I'll never have to use clickbait again this is legit this is really gonna boost my reach I'm going to be the number one inf
luencer in the country hashtag awesome hashtag supercool hashtag primers #a million followers hashtag ghosts are awesome ghosts are our friends #like And subscribe hashtag hashtag so I have to go affect me your business oh yes they help us stop the shelves and delivered items directly to the customers customers love the enhanced Services Argos provide business has never been better we were able to pay off our creditors and expand next door don't forget to like And subscribe [Music] [Applause] [M
usic] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] dollar bill put your hands up you got a ten dollar bill put your hands up you got a twenty dollar bill put your hands up you got a 50 Bill put your hands up holla holla money makes the world go round I'm the talk around town Remy gave me the sign [Music] store [Music] foreign [Music]
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