The Day Sarah Milican Became a Woman!

a few months ago I was playing a game of Jenga with some friends and a couple of days after that I was talking to my dad on the phone I thought I'll tell him about it and then I thought I don't know if my dad knows what jenger is he's in his 70s I don't know when it first became popular so thought I'll ask him so I said dad do you know what jenger is and he said yeah yeah yeah like sex I said Jenga he said yeah sex I had so many questions and I didn't want any of the answers but I said to him I

said can I asked which word you think I'm saying and he said yeah gender I said oh thank [ __ ] for that had a horrible idea that that's what him and me mom called it he's trying to pull himself out without toppling her over we got one sister the two of us my sister is six years older than me when she was a teenager she used to talk very slang very JY slang and my mom didn't like it so my mom would correct and me being the little shitty sister I would help so my sister said I'm G my mom would co

rrect her and say I'm going out my sister would have to repeat I'm going out before she was allowed to go out and I'd just be standing beside them both saying I'm going out like the [ __ ] that I was there's a time my sister was really ill she had a really bad finger she went to hospital with my man they came back in from AA and I said to my sister what's the matter with your finger then she said oh they said it's Gang Green and I genuinely said going green like I probably thought a medical doct

or had gone that's gone green then it's going to go Brun then it's going to fall off we went on two holidays abroad when I was a kid went to Malta when I was four went to Spain when I was eight when I was eight we went to Spain my holiday present was a baby doll very nice but it was like this it was huge I think that's when I first got an idea that I might not want to have kids cuz I had an inkling that came out a part of a lady and I was pretty convinced no part of me would have allowed that I

say that like that's changed no part of me would still allow that [ __ ] off it wouldn't [ __ ] off the fun thing about the baby doll it had a dummy took the dummy out baby cried really loudly put the dummy back in baby stopped crying now if you ask any woman in this room when she first feels like she became a woman most women would probably say when they started their period I think that's pretty standard not me I know exactly the day that I became a woman it was on that holiday at the age of e

ight the night we lost the baby doll's dummy because on the same night I Was Bitten on the nipple oh a few people are laughing at that already it's not technically funny yet you don't know what by I could be about to say by a pedophile it was a mosquito you're lucky it was funny It Was Bitten on the nipple by a mosquito had a terrible reaction and grew an actual boob so I know I became a woman that night because I was 8 years old in an adult bra and my baby would not shut the [ __ ] up thanks fo

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