The Multitalented Special Guest | India's Laughter Champion - Ep 6 | Full EP | 26 June 2022

Hello and welcome to India's Laughter Champion! And I'm your host Rochelle Rao. So, let's get thing started. Please welcome Jaswant Singh Rathore from Ludhiana Rajiv Goldie from Chandigarh Priyesh Sinha from Bihar Angad Singh Ranyal from Delhi and Vighnesh Pande from Mumbai! It is time to meet our special guest. He is an automobile engineer a renowned poet, a standup comedian and winner of many contests on television. Presenting the sardar who is effective Mr. Pratap Faujdar! 'Laughter's Chief.'

Greetings, everybody! Greetings! And copy to all. Rochelle. How do you do? - I'm fine. How are you? This is your age to bless people and not 'how do you do'. Listen. If a fire has died down there is still some fire left in the ashes. This looks like a passenger train from Punjab. Priyesh, aren't you from Bihar. Actually, Punjab Mail never runs without a Bihari. Wow! Wonderful! - Even I've that feeling that Punjabis are here today and a Bihari has come to perform or Punjab to earn. That is fine.

Pandey, what are you doing here? He does nothing. He does nothing here in every way but comes after me. Talk to me. Don't talk to this no-gooder. - Hey! Lady, I don't want to argue. Even I don't argue with useless people. - Hey! Thank you. Thank you very much. Comedy isn't child's play. Well, we're going to eat our words because this talented comedian shows his prowess with his doll. Please welcome the amazingly talented Vighnesh Pande from Mumbai. Thank you. Thank you.. - Music! Enough! Enough

! - Enough! Enough. Thank you so much. So.. Music! Enough.. Enough. Thank you. So.. - Music! - No! Nobody plays music now. Then, will your father play the music? Look. Such an interesting audience with a new set and a new show.. - Wait. - What happened? There are some old items here. - Where? Ms. Archana, how are you? - Hey! Look. They are our judges. - Do you expect me to dance? - No.. They are the judges of the comedy show. Then, you dance. - You didn't understand! Very nice. I'm saying, they

are our judges. Talk nicely to them. Give respect and speak with love. - Love! Oh.. Yes! - Yes. Why were you so happy listening to the word 'love'? That's because the reason for my happiness is here. My 'Shekhu'. Look at her. - Shekhu! So sweet! - So cute. Shekhu. Anna, are you blushing? - Of course! What else do you expect? Her answer. - Why are you blushing? He is so handsome. Pande, I would've decked up nicely had you told me that Mr. Shekhar is coming. Wait. Why deck up? - Because even he di

d. Hey! So.. If you go to the parlour, the bills will be very high. You're also expecting high returns from me. Oh, my! This is nothing but investment. Stop wasting my time. Look there. - Why? Look. - No. - Look, I say! Where is Shekhu? - Her question. Shekhu! Even the audience have gone. - They're right behind you. Oh! Sorry. Hey! Hey! Fantastic! Wonderful! I'm giving the kisses but why are you feeling? As I was saying.. - Don't you know? So nice. - Mr. Shekhar. - Yes. Don't fall for her. - No.

- We're having an affair. Wow! Brilliant timings. - Sir. She always goes after big people. Pande. Love is never biased. - Wow! Love only sees money. - Hey! Wow! - I made a mistake. - What? By coming here? No, keep quiet. Hey.. - As soon as I came, I spoke to you, Mr. Shekhar Ms. Archana, I spoke to you.. One person is remaining. - Yes, so talk to me. What's the problem? Not you, Rochelle.. - Oh.. - Oh.. Hi, Rochelle.. - Hi. This dress suits you. Thank you. - You are very daring, Pandey. I prais

ed Rochelle. Is that why? No, you praised her in front of me. That's why. Oh. - I didn't understand. - Praising one woman in front of another is equal to lighting a cigarette at a petrol bunk. Oh. - And in that case, Shekhar is outstanding. - Quiet. Sorry, judges. I don't want to incite you. - No.. Then do this. - What? - Leave. - Why should I leave? I'm a contestant here. - You.. Yes. - Didn't you ask him to audition? We did. - Yes. Yet you brought him here? Hey! It's my mistake. They told me t

o bring a monkey. So I brought Pandey. Thank you so much. Wow.. - I am a monkey? If you say so, I'll accept it. - Hey! I'm not a monkey. I'm Pandey. My name is Vignesh. Don't do it. It will be ruined. Wait. Let me do something. The floor is all yours. Thank you, I am.. - I am Anna. And he is my guy. - Guy! Anna'Launda'. Yes. So welcome to the Annalaunda Show. - Hey! 'Launda.' So, friends, my name is Vignesh Pandey and I'm an artist. - Yes, he's unemployed. Look, all unemployed people are sitting

here. Look. The king of unemployed people. - Hey! I was saying, I'm an artist. Oh.. What do you do.. What do you even do.. I'm a singer, I'm an anchor I act.. I'm a ventriloquist. I.. - 'I hatch eggs..' Say it. Say it. Why just say? Do it. And what did you say in the end? Yes.. I'm a ventriloquist. Yes. - Yes. He does it. He does it.. - She didn't say 'us..' - Yes. What? - Yes, that.. Antantitism.. What? You're unable to say it. I know that art. Ventriloquism. - What do you do? What do you do?

- I talk without moving lips. What do you do? I talk without moving lips. - Do people pay for it? Are you mocking me? - Life is mocking you. Well done. - He is a lazy artist.. People have been writing jokes and their identities have been affected and this guy doesn't even move his lips. You don't understand my art. In ventriloquism, I talk on behalf of you. I'm a woman of 21st century, Pandey. No one needs to talk on my behalf I can. - Wow. I got it, sorry. But you didn't get it. The way in vent

riloquism, when I talk my lips move.. Yes. Because you're a fake antotortist. No. No.. When you talk, my lips don't move. Because my lips will move, fool. Understand it.. - 'Understand it!' When you talk, my lips don't move. That's not your art. You fear me. Shall I do 'antotortism?' Hey, what are you doing? - Let me.. Wait, don't do in front of everyone. Anna, what are you doing? You did it for so long. Did I say anything? Wow.. Friends, I'll show you real 'antotism.' Yes. Pandey, say something

. Lovely. - Very nice. Please, Pandey. Friends, he is coming. One moment. He is coming. Pandey, I'll give you Rs. 300. He's a cheap comedian. He was crying for Rs. 50 that day. Today he's not agreeing for Rs. 300. Pandey, please.. Pandey, please.. Did you see? Was it easy.. Look, I did ventriloquism. Thank you so much.. That is not ventriloquism. - Like you'd ever know it. Why did you even try to become one? 'Why did you even try to become one?' I wanted to reach great heights! - Climb a tree th

en! I want to spread joy! - Then become Santa Claus! I want to be loved by all. - Become a dog. Well done. - Good one. You are no ventriloquist. Hold on! She said it right! She did. - So you knew what a ventriloquist is. Of course, everyone knows that. And what is that? - Well, I speak for you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Once more! Once more! - Once more! Once more! Once more! Once more! - Once more! Once more! Thank you! Thank you! Hi, Anna. - Hello, Ms. Archana. Vighnesh, you've made me fal

l in love with Anna. Thank you. What did she say? I am so in love with Anna. I am wheezing. And you.. Timing is the key in comedy and it is very difficult to maintain one yet you are doing it for yourself and for Anna. And you have presented it before us so well. It is one of the best acts I've seen. - Thank you. Thank you. - As Archana as also saying that there is something called timing. And then there is something called split second timing. That splitsecond timing was so phenomenal but more

phenomenal was the pauses you took. All I can say is that I am extremely proud of that fact that you came here. - Thank you. You have exalted our show. - Thank you. Anna, hello. - Hi. I wanted to tell you something. - Yes. People call me glamorous. But you are the most glamorous in this show. If you wish to go to Salon you may come with me. Try all you can, you cannot take him from me. Anna, let me tell you. I feel you are way more intelligent than Vighnesh. Drop me a pearl of wisdom. Wisdom, is

it? She is stumbled. What are you looking at me for? I am worried. Just answer her. - I got it! Here it is! You must always buy a push pen because if we buy a normal pen and the cap goes missing we have to buy a new pan altogether. Did you get it? Pearl of wisdom, right there. Wise, indeed. - Anna is so wise. Amazing! Shekhar just whispered to me to ask if Anna loves us? May I come to you? - No way! This needs to be done. Vighnesh, you are the hope of comedy. And you gave us a blast of laughter

! And hence.. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There is but one rule to follow in comedy. There are no rules. Please welcome the rebel comedian Angad Sigh Ranyal. From Delhi. Good evening. judges. - Good evening. Let me introduce myself. I am Angad Singh Ranyal. I am an engineer. Then I did my MBA followed by a corporate job. And yet my parents think that I am a useless oaf. For the past two years we were trapped in the house Be it a lockdown or something else. My family was p

leased to hear of the lockdown. They thought we all will spend time together. We were done in first two hours. And then we realized we have to the do the chores now. We thought a smaller house would have been better. Everyone had duties in the house and I had to do the dishes. After a month, I told everyone to eat from the skillet. I do not want any plates to be used. Right out of the pot. I've known my wife for past decade. Thanks to lockdown, I saw her real eyebrows. The real ones! I shouldn't

mock others while carrying a unibrow. We have always seen the brows growing like this. My wife has an unusual case. Her phone no longer recognizes her face. The phone.. I had learnt threading from online videos. I had to save the marriage. I do threading on weekends when I do not have shows. In the past two years a lot of people got married. Those who were married had children. It happens as our Indian mothers would force their children to get married. - Yes. Once I crossed the age of 25 my mom

would link everything to me being single. No sooner I said, that today's weather is hot. Mom said, my wife would've given me lemon water for that. So true. - Dad told her, 'Liar! Where is my refreshment?' One's family wants us to get married but not have an affair. So, all the boy are saving their girlfriend's number as Customer Care. The boy's parents are confused seeing the customer care calling him up all the time. And the girls they're saving boyfriends' number as 'Brother Surendar'. Surend

ar doesn't know he has a lot of girlfriends. If you're having a love marriage, the next best thing is that, one of your cousin has already married. Okay. - Then, your parents can't object to your marriage. If your parents complain, tell them they danced in your cousin's wedding. Then, why the objection in my marriage? - Yes. Ms. Archana, you're thinking how do I know this? Because even I've done a love marriage. I know, I don't have that calibre but believe in one self. Those who are clapping th

ink they'll have a love marriage. Very nice! But Mr. Shekhar, my complain is that that it takes time to adjust in an arranged marriage. - Yes. Even love marriage takes time. - True. When my wife and I have fights we used to curse one another. Good Lord! - We used to go to our parents' house. - Oh! Then, we download dating apps and surfing. Films on TV used to inspire us to call back each other. After marriage, we used to stay in one bedroom flat in Mumbai. Even a fight couldn't let us go out of

the house. That's true. A person can't go on taking refuge in a bathroom. Seriously. We didn't even have an AC in our living room. - Yes. We had to apologise as we'd to sleep in one room. AC. While dating, we used to go out on a date for lunch and used to order sandwich with strawberry milk shake. We used to ask each other what we liked in sweets. - Yes. After marriage, we've become health conscious. Even breads we have are multigrain. Even my intestines are begging to have a bowel movement. Nut

rients are needed for the body! Do something! According to me, be it an arranged or love marriage. Compromising is the most difficult part. - Yes. That is, to call in-laws as 'Mom' and 'Dad'. Yes. - Oh, my God! Yes. My wife and I thought we'll practice it. I can't call my in-laws by those words. - Okay. I know that they aren't my parents! He is right. But my in-laws are outgoing and social persons. Never I had a fight with them. - Good. But I think, that is the problem. - Okay. Without fights, t

hat 'parent' feeling doesn't come. Wonderful! My own house has become a battlefield. Battlefield! - I had a fight with my mother and I said, I'm leaving. She agreed as I was adopted. Okay. I denied that as I resembled her. - Okay. She said, I'd a plastic surgery. She threw my out! Fights are serious matters. - Yes. My in-laws have never even argued with me. - Okay. I went to their house for lunch. As soon as I had my first morsel they asked, is the salt less in the dish? My mother-in-law quickly

brought salt. She tasted it and told me to have the dish. Wow! Once, I told my mother that there is no salt in the lentils. She told me to mix the vegetable dish as it had more salt. Mr. Shekhar.. Ms. Archana.. I got married at the age of 28. The first 28 years, I called my parents as Mom and Dad. Yes. - Right at the age of 29, I've two pairs of parents. So true. - Yes. I told my wife, I'm not able to address her parents that. - Yes. She was on the same page. - I said, that was perfect! On that

, we signed an agreement. - Sign. Then, I came to know my in-laws had four properties. There you are! I lovingly said, 'Papa'. 'Papa!' I asked him if the lentils has less salt. Now, I call my in-laws 'Mom' and 'Dad'. And my wife has to do the same for my parents. - Okay. I've noticed, when a couple are discussing about parents their friends don't know whose dad has done what. That is true. - He is right! Sometimes, even parents get confused. - Okay. I was talking to my original dad. - Okay. Orig

inal! Original. - Yes. - Yes. I told him, mom had gone to the market. My parents ended up fighting. - Okay. She asked, she didn't go to the market. I said, the new mom had gone. - New mom. My mom said, that's why I'm adopted. She got angry. But the most difficult moment and most awkward one.. That started in the living room when we all were together. Myself, my father-in-law and my father. We three were watching TV and I said, 'Papa'. Okay. - Both the gentlemen looked at me. This was my life's f

irst love triangle. In which, I am the centre of attention. Yes. - I looked at my father-in-law. He asked me what that matter is. I looked at my dad. He swore at me. Swore at him. - Swore at him. If you call him instead of me, I will make your life miserable. So, I told my dad that he own a lot of property. My dad looked at my father-in-law and said.. He must be calling you. He calls me uncle. That is all from me. My name is Angad Singh Ranyal. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. You were grea

t! Thank you, ma'am. - It was great, Angad. Your stand-up had so much simplicity yet so much brilliance. Thank you so much. - So, hats off. Very good. - Thank you. Angad.. I think.. You know, what caught my attention is your complete ease on the stage. Although, you were performing with your two fathers in your drawing room. - Yes. It was mind-blowing. Very good. - And.. The way you navigated the conversation made the act look conversational. It's your unique selling point. And this was a very d

eserving standing ovation. So, we will all clap for you once again. - Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. Tell me something. - Sure. Why are all the Punjabi people so happy-go-lucky? They are happy-go-lucky only until the become fathers. Really? - Then they are no longer happy-go-lucky. Yes. - My dad can be very angry. He used to tell me that he will count to one and hit me ten times. - Exactly. I was always afraid of it. Eventually, I started becoming a comedian. One day, he said it a

gain that he will count to one and hit me ten times. I asked him if can't count beyond one. Oh! - Then he hit me ten times. Actually, he hit me 50 times on that day. He counted to five. Angad, tell me something. Punjabi reminds us of 'Bhangra', 'Lassi', drinks 'Chole Bhature', and kidney beans. Does it irritate you? It doesn't irritate me. Because I like 'Chole Bhature' and 'Lassi'. Great. - There are some positive stereotypes associated with us. For example, we are considered to be so brave and

courageous. I am nothing like that. How would you describe yourself? I am a coward, Ms. Archana. - Great. If I watch a horror movie, I cannot sleep alone. I will tell you a story. I was visiting a friend in Mumbai. The street was very empty. There was no light. So, I was scared. I didn't want to walk through that street. I did what any intelligent man would do. What did you do? - I waited for someone to come so that I can go with them. A woman came and I followed her. I maintained adequate dist

ance so that she doesn't feel uncomfortable. But I was close enough to outrun her if a ghost shows up. But then I thought.. Maybe, she is the ghost. Yes, that's right. She saw that I was reluctant to walk through that street. So, she transformed into a human. Moreover, she was wearing white clothes. You know that it's the uniform worn by the ghosts. Yes. - She had thick and long hair which the Punjabis like. And she was a woman like how the North Indians prefer. I was convinced that she was a gh

ost. I looked for a rock and she turned towards me. I told myself that I am doomed. And she told me that she was scared. She thanked me for making her feel safe. I told her that it's just my duty as a Punjabi man. Wow! Angad, you are the hope of comedy. - Hope of comedy. And a champion of laughter. - A champion of laughter. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so much. Well done. Very well done. In our show you'll get the ABCD of the comedy. Please welcome Rajiv Goldy from Chandigarh. Respected

judges, greetings. Greetings. Shekhar Suman. - Yes. Archana Puran Singh. Wonderful names. Earlier people used to have long names. Their names were so long that they never used to end. Jhansiruludhin Muhammed Humayu. Jalaluddin Muhammed Babar. It sounds like an entire army. Then came an advanced time. Time before the independence. The names were very short. But the feel was the earlier one. Purushotham Lal Bharadwaj. Jai Ram Das. Phool Chand Mehar Chand Gupta. Then came an advanced time. The nam

es became shorter. Ashok, Mahesh, Kamlesh Sathya, Vimla, Kanta. When kids started studying in the convent school the names became modern. Bebo. Lolo. The names has become short. Chichi. Gudu. - Hello, Chichi. - 'I'm coming.' This is the condition now. After few years people will be bothered about giving their children such a name which never existed. Just imagine that someone is given a name 'Prrr'. A boy is born. Congratulations a boy is born. What's the name? - Prr. What kind of a name is this

? This is the name we gave him. Every parent is crazy about celebrating their kid's first birthday grandly. Yes. - They bring a big cake. And the message happy birthday Prr is written on it. Kids sing happy birthday Prr. Happy birthday Prr. Happy birthday my sweetheart. Happy birthday Prr. When the kid becomes four years old the parents goes to introduce the kid to the teacher. Good morning, dear. What is your name? The kid replies, 'Good morning, ma'am.' 'My name is Prr.' Wow! So unique. And wh

at's your sister's name? Ma'am, my sister's name is Krr. Your Prr and your sister is Krr. The kids grow up. They start to work in an MNC. People who call him won't believe him at all. From the other side someone asks Who is talking? I'm Prr talking. Don't you have a name? Yes, I'm Prr speaking. Who is talking? I'm Prr speaking. Disconnect the phone call. No one will believe him. Such kids have a problem. The bank manager calls in the morning and says Mr. Prr, what nonsense are you saying? All yo

ur cheques bounces. - Why? I need your sign. Prr has put his signature. Sir, Prr had to put his signature. And it is done correctly. Sir, your name is Prr. And we wrote Prrrr. Few extra rs came. That's not my mistake. The made it long. It became long. Their wedding time arrived. The cards were printed before the wedding. The wordings will be Prr weds Sonia. Prr weds Anushka. Assume that the bride's name is also like that. Prr weds Trrr. Prr weds Srr. The priest will face an issue. The bride Trr

and the groom Prr are getting married. One person says what nonsense are you saying? The groom's name is Prr. I'm helpless. Assume that they got married. They request a radio anchor to play their favourite song. How will the radio anchor talk? You are listening to Vividh Bharati from Chandigarh The time now is 8:03 p.m. You are listening to Meriyan Gala Mera Geeth. The next request is from the family Oye. The name of the person who gave the requested is Prr. And the song is dedicated to all thei

r family members. When people get fed up of such names Trr, Prr, Patak, etc. That's it. Yes. - Now we are bothered about this. After 50 to 60 years a family names their children by the names of the musical instruments. Sir, don't take it personally. They are named by the names of the musical instruments. This is how they introduce them. Greetings, this is my elder brother. His name is Dhusdhusdhus. This is my sister-in-law. Her name is Dhuntundu. Very nice. Yes. And this is my wife. Her name is

Dhuntudu. What's the difference between both? My wife is fast Dhontudu. fast. What about her? - She is my sister-in-law. Her name is Gumptum. Nice. How you go this name? You might have seen Dholki in the shows. The spoon there sounds like this. So, her full name became Hungamptun. When we are happy we call her Gumptumtum. I showed her. She said, 'Very good and asked what else?' I said, 'Look at this kid at our house.' His name is Prr. - What? What's his full name? - Prr Kumar. Nice. So, is every

one in your house.. Last day, a baby was born in our house. We were thinking about what name to give him. Suddenly someone rang the bell of our house. We named the baby Shuisui Kumar. She said, 'Very nice. You gave them such names.' I mean, 'Is your entire family like this?' All of you come here. Tell about everyone. All of you gather. Take a look. These are the names. She said, 'Wow! So, is your entire family like this?' Look, the brother-in-law arrived. Greetings, please come. He is our brothe

r-in-law. We didn't name him by a musical instrument. But he did something which made us give him the name Prrr. Why so? He eats a lot. Oh, God! Mr. Shekhar, please notice. - Okay. Whenever an entire family gathers somewhere issues do happen for sure. A fight happened when the entire family came together. Gmnnn and Dttt started fighting. After they both fighted they went to their parents. Their father started making them understand. Listen, why did you rebuke her? You know that I'm standing here

. Don't you know that he is sitting here? You know that it is not her fault. So, why did you rebuke her? See, he is standing in front of you. He was crying there. Just feed him milk. It's your fault. You could've called him. He was standing in front of the house. You could've called him. Or call this guy. Why are you bothering me? It's your fault. Both of you come here. Both of you hold each other's hands. Now it's fine. Still she says that the names are unique. I'm surprised. What will you name

another baby who will be born in the future. It's simple. We will name the baby Chatdhum. What if you give birth to twins? Won't the kids get confused as to who you are calling? When they will be called the entire colony will become happy. Wow.. - Wow! - Thank you. Wonderful.. You did a great job with the sound. And you made us laugh so much. Also, I'm sure that I won't invite you to the naming ceremony of my family members as you'll ruin their names. Wonderful, Goldy. - Thank you, ma'am. Thank

you. You did a very tough task. A huge round of applause for Goldy. He did such a tough task. You did a good job. - Thank you, sir. It was really fascinating to watch you. Good one, Goldy. - Keep up the good work. Fantastic. How active are you on the social media? I don't want to be active on the social media. I am not active at all. - Why? That needs great photographs. I don't have such facilities. Yes. True. - Honestly speaking. Try to notice this. 90 percentage of the people might have exper

ienced this. At least once your photograph might have turned out to be weird. Yes. - Yes. As far as I know the selfie tactics of the men is very good. They will stand casually and call their friends. Ready. In a relaxed manner. God gave the females so much beauty. They will stand in a weird manner and they photograph themselves. Girls, are you all ready? One, two.. Thank you, Goldy. Thank you once again. Let's hear it for him. Thank you so much. To get rid of sleep we take a power nap. And to aw

aken laughter here we open the laughter tap. Please welcome Priyesh Sinha from Bettiah, Bihar. Greetings. Mr. Shekhar, you're from Bihar. - Yes. From Patna. Seeing both of you sitting together like someone put a captive and banned alcohol. A captive and banned alcohol. I'm from Bihar too. No, I'm not telling you my problems. I've seen that people like fighting a lot. If they can't find anything to fight then fight in election. - Yes. If you don't believe me ask Mr. Shekhar. He tried election onc

e. He's putting salt on my wounds. Four people don't have a party they make a party. There are only four people in the party and they name is a crowd party. Look at the party photo and we can see that is it Shipa Shetty. They'll loot UP and Bihar. But Mr. Shekhar, Shilpa Shetty is so innocent. She said she's here to loot UP and Bihar but there's no need. We have people for that. Yes. - Yes. They go to every house during election and say greetings. We'll serve you, please give me a chance. No, I

can't give you a chance dad is in the house. You must've seen that people drink when they are heartbroken. It is banned in Bihar, so we begin to study. That's why when they are heartbroken they don't sing they pass the UPSC exam. A man is successful when there's a woman behind him. But in Bihar when there's no woman behind him, he's successful. People in Bihar like to study. So much that parents name their kids Adhyan Suman. Parents always tell their kids to study. If you're educated, you can ri

de a rickshaw and earn money. We have a saying, no job, no girl. Forget living without a girl guys from Bihar can't be a judge without a girl. No matter where the groom comes from they reach the place in 20 minutes. Not just films, people like songs too. You must've heard the song. 'When you put lipstick..' I've heard it several times. - Several times. When there's an earthquake, it is measured on Richter scale. But when we have earthquakes we go in search asking who has put lipstick. Okay. They

make weird songs too. Pooja is showering with shampoo her lover is arriving in a tempo. Tourism is special in Bihar too. - Is it? The speciality is that 75 percent tourist are from Bihar. We are self-dependant on this. Tourism. - We come home for 'Chat Pooja'. Sometimes we don't get reservation in trains. We talk to TC at the station before the train leaves. Sir, excuse me. TC is not paying attention. Sir. Our Goddess is calling us. If she's calling, then go. And tell everyone at the station. N

o, sir. I'm in the waiting list. Then wait. Why did the government build such a big station? Sir, manage something. Get me a seat. The train is filled. There's no place. Shall I put on people's head? Nicely done. When it's not working, they use English. And they English as much as in an application. Respect Sir. - Respect Sir. - Respect Sir. I'm a very responsible citizen of India, sir. 'Chat Pooja' is a very holy festival of India which is famous globally. Please grant me a berth in your train

so that I can go to my home to celebrate this great grand festival of 'Chat'. For this I shall we highly obliged to you. Your faithfully, Pradeep Bharti. If you use all your English here what will you take to Bihar? No, sir. I know Bhojpuri for Bihar. Okay. What do you do? Sir, I'm a software engineer making India proud. Okay, give me Rs. 2,000. In S9 coach. - S9? That'll do, sir. In coach S9, the berth 72. - Yes, sir. Go into the right toilet near berth 72. Oh, my God! And listen, don't go to t

he left one there are already women in it. Here is a newspaper. No, sir. I get news in my mobile nowadays. This is your seat. Spread it and sit on it. Leave. Happy journey. Priyesh, the picture you presented of Bihar was praiseworthy. There was more than just comedy there was also performance in your act which I really liked. - Thank you.. Priyesh. - Sir. We had lot of fun. Keep entertaining us. - Rock it. Stay fearless and keep performing. Okay. And I want to say something. - Yes. Tell me, sir.

Even we are Bihari. Our tenth guru.. - Yes. Guru Gobind.. - Yes, Bihar.. He was born in Bihar. - He was.. Yes. So I want to say four lines. - Yes.. Without a strong foundation, a fort cannot stand. The 'Panch Kakkar' wouldn't have existed. My tenth guru was born in Bihar. If not for Bihar this Sardar wouldn't have existed. Praise be to Guru. Wow.. Well said.. We hear stressful news. - Yes. What is your reaction on this? The government introduces such laws in the nation due to which problems are

caused. Like father-in-law, brother-in-law mother-in-law.. Only sister-in-law should remain for public welfare. Yes. - Issued in public interest. Priyesh, tell us what's most important in a relationship? Sir, they should be loving, caring but the most important attribute according to me is trust.. - Trust. Trust is very necessary. As.. For example, if I'm sitting in the park with a girl and there's no trust what's the assurance that she won't tell my wife? Trust is very necessary. - Good. Thank

you so much. - Thank you.. Let's have a round of applause for him once again. - Thanks.. Thank you.. In Punjab there isn't only a spurt of pop singers it happens for comedians too. Ludhiana's Jaswant Singh Rathore will be here to deliver knock-out punches. Wow.. Firstly, I'm happy to see you both together. - So sweet. I feel like Mithun Chakraborty and Anita Raj's old film has been released again. If a Punjabi guy's singing is praised it's a record. - Yes. Because everyone thinks so about Punja

bis. Everyone thinks that Punjabis either sing songs or go to Canada. - Yes. "Punjabi.." The remaining appear on comedy shows. And this is an amazing place. The ones who win get their own comedy show and the ones who lose become the CM at times. Okay. As this environment is similar to that of Punjab let me tell you, Punjabi language has love and kinship.. Like Rochelle is sitting here.. What would you say in Hindi? Look, a beautiful girl is sitting there. - Yes. In Punjabi, we say.. 'Look, your

sister-in-law' 'is sitting there.' - Yes. - Sister-in-law. Kinship.. As we are talking about Punjab I'll talk about Punjab's first hero who shone in Bollywood. Any guess? Dara Singh. - Dara Singh. A huge round of applause for Rustam-e-Hind Dara Singh. Dara Singh.. - Dara Singh.. People think he's a wrestler. He was a wrestler. - Yes. But he.. Let me tell you this. He was the brand ambassador of Punjabi. Yes. - He has spoken in Pubjabi in uncanny places. Mr. Shekhar, when I got the chance to meet

him for the first time.. - Yes. I told him, 'Mr. Dara, you are acting' 'in few Punjabi films these days.' He said, 'I've been living in Bombay since 40-50 years' Yes.. - So I speak Punjabi with a slight Hindi accent in Punjabi films. Hindi in Punjabi.. I said, you have Punjabi accent in Hindi films no one stops that. - Yes. 'How will they stop it? Everyone knows I'm a wrestler.' - Yes. The thing is, 'I worked hard to act in films.' 'Worked hard..' I wrestled with wrestlers in fighting dens and

wrestled with Hindi dialogues in films. Then I understood if I need to become a hero I should rectify my Talafuz.. - 'Talafuz..' I said, 'What?' - He said, Diction.. Diction.. - I asked, where did you fix it? He said, 'Kara Mechanics.' 'Fool, don't you know?' 'We need a Udru teacher for that.' Udru.. I said, 'Not Udru, it's Urdu.' He said, 'Yes, Ardu..' 'I did hire a teacher.' 'Mr. Shekhar.' - Yes. As soon as he came, he tested me. Dara, look. Read Hindi and translate in Punjabi. Ramswaroop was

sick. So, he died unexpectedly. I said, let it be. Tell me. Ramswaroop was sick. Why did he die unexpectedly? He said, didn't you understand? Ramswaroop was sick. Period. So, he died unexpectedly. I said, now a third person died. Died. - Why didn't the sick one die? Then the teacher understood he needs to spend 2 months with him Yes. - So after two months in the room a language was learnt. I asked if he learnt Hindi He said, no, the teacher learnt Punjabi. Here, 70 per cent are Punjabis and 30 p

er cent are Biharis. - Yes. If you go to Punjab, it's the other way round. 70 per cent are Biharis and 30 per cent are Punjabis. True. The way we come to Mumbai and go to Canada everyone goes somewhere to earn a living. - Goes.. When someone from Bihar alights at the station their struggle begins from the washroom. - Yes. They stay quiet and don't talk much because they chew paan. They answer only when the conversation is more important than paan. They come out of the station they talk like this

.. Hey, what do you.. Come on.. One person was worried. 'What happened? - I feel uneasy.' 'I'll slap you. You are uneasy.' 'You kept eating since morning.' 'Listen, there's a toilet opposite to us, go' 'and don't relieve yourself. You'll feel hungry.' After they went ahead, Punjab police approached for passing the time and said, 'Hey, come.' Hello, sir. 'Where are you from?' 'Yes, we are from district Mulak, Darbhanga.' How did you come? - By air. By aeroplane? - No, on the roof of the train. By

air. We have a slogan in our town 'We two have two.. If there's a third one' 'send him to Punjab.' 'Because he'll call the other two.' People attract those who are similar to them. - Wow. 'That's fine. We need to check you.' 'Why? I'm poor. If you check, you'll get nothing useful.' 'We must check. What is in your bag?' 'Items worth lakhs.' 'Oh, you've come as a labourer, but have items worth lakhs.' Open it.. You said, it's item worth lakhs. But what's this? Mithun's CD, four briefs pajamas, ja

ggery, Sattu. What's this? 'My uncle's son works here.' 'His name is Lakho Yadav..' It's his items. So I said so. Lakho's things.. They work hard everywhere in fields, factories everywhere.. We depend on them. We depend so much that we can't think of alternatives. Mr. Guggi became the judge and came. He called me the day he came. 'Yes, Jaswant, I'm going to Laughter Challenge.' - Wow. There's some work in my home. - Wow.. Well done. - Suggest some guy to me who is married. - I asked why should h

e be married. He said, 'Firstly, a married man is in no hurry to go home' 'and secondly, he won't feel insulted.' I asked him how he knew. - He said, experience. I sent my friend, Goli. Mr. Guggi interviewed him. Yes, Goli. Are you married or what? He said, 'Not married. But other things have happened' 'twice or thrice.' You seem okay.. What's written on this form.. 4 years of watermelon? I meant to write 4 years of worthy experience but it was hot in Punjab, so I wrote watermelon. Listen, you d

on't know to even write 'experience' 'why should I hire you?' 'I was checking if you know to read Punjabi or not.' Okay.. But who will take your responsibility? I'm responsible. I used to work in Mr. Shekhar Suman's house earlier. - Oh. Whenever any mistake would happen he'd hold me responsible. - Responsible. Now I'm confident, Mr. Shekhar. - Yes. The way we gain confidence after 5-7 years in Bombay.. We learn to talk. We didn't know earlier. Now we are confident. We respond to police too. We d

on't fear anyone. 'Three of you on a bike?' We said, 'Not three, four!' 1, 2, 3.. Where is the fourth one? Where's Govinda? He was going to treat us to alcohol.