I'm just going to attach this lapel mic sir so you want me to talk about pranie Odair that's easy she was a brilliant entrepreneur who wanted to save the world how I wish that was her only shortcoming my company Lifeboat can take an ocean of saltwater and transform it into clean drinking water cheaply and efficiently with a machine only the size of a can of Oats now the doubters call this goal impossible but I prefer to say I'm [Applause] possible this story is about a little girl who had a drea
m but it begins with another little girl who allowed us to use the footage from When She interviewed the first little girl who is no longer a little girl I'm so excited to be interviewing panie Odair CEO of Lifeboat so pranie you were the most badged Girl Scout of all time and then followed in the footsteps of Bill Gates by dropping out of Harvard early the earliest ever our car didn't even slow down on freshman moveing day so inspirational what was the aha moment that gave you the idea to start
Lifeboat great question and Lisa great questions are the jackhammers which demo the walls built by disruptif phobes to create the open floor plan of innovation I've always thought that about questions Lisa my grandfather was a World War II sailor whose ship was torpedoed he was stranded on a Lifeboat Lisa surrounded by water but not a drop to drink don't tell me he died worse he gave up and then he died of quitting and super duper dehydration but I will never give up until I've rais enough Capi
tal to make Lifeboat a reality so if you know any billionaires well the only one in our town is Mr Burns and he's awful once he clearcut a forest because he thought a squirrel was looking at him Montgomery Burns H interesting idea Lisa no I didn't say it to be an idea he's terrible whatever you do don't go to him but the woman who once tried to clone Cheryl Sandberg for a school project would not be deterred welcome to Orlando quick heads up we may have to cut this panel short due to our third o
nce in A- milliony year hurricane this season put this on my real terrible luck no fault of anyone's Mr Burns climate change has left the Earth in Peril who sent you John mure Frederick Engles Mike Dunbury I'm getting word that this hurricane is meeting up with the Everglade superfire Montgomery I'm the founder of a desalination company our world is running out of water and we need a hero to rescue us and I believe that that hero is your money we show chemicals I can put out that fire granted th
ose chemicals turn alligators into Godzillas but we're working at a bomb that can fix that sorry Miss dis salination is a snooze but I do want in on the Godzilla bomb banie was not shy about hounding Mr Barns and he wasn't shy about hounding her some fish just swim with the tide I'm the kind of Relentless fish that falls down 10 times before it runs up the mountain on Ocean shoes [Music] fine you've got five minutes who are these goateed wails a documentary crew only the most Paradigm shifting s
tartup CEOs have them Mr Burns I see your life as a beautiful business Opera and investing in Lifeboat as the climactic Arya that will put you in the same Pantheon as Getty Vander built the Spanx lady desalination is an expensive and inefficient industry begging to be disrupted success is a decision dare to choose it sir dare to of course like how I chose to be born rich together we can disrupt big saltwater you mean the ocean exactly or should I say excellent not only am I pledging much of my p
ersonal wealth to Lifeboat but I'm giving the company cooling tower a to use as its headquarters ping Tower a was Mr bur's favorite Tower he always said it held so many Precious Memories in addition all workers in sector 7g are immediately fired hey that's me screw you pig and are rehired at higher tech industry salaries bless you pig Burns brought his wealthiest friends into pran's fold when I invest I look at the business's key fundamental am I under the delusion that I have a shot with the CE
O Burns and pranie were soon running the new companies side by side overseeing a startup culture where everyone had a creative title pan Odair founder and Status Quo demolitionist Montgomery Burns Chief change Alchemist whan Smithers purposefulness warlock Carl Carlson brain dump magician Lenny Leonard storytelling ninja homed Simpson competen Rockstar competency say it again if anyone can transform Burns it's a Visionary like pranie like if you work at Lifeboat you have to use the metal drinkin
g straws it's so easy to clean after every use just a why does it have to bend this is my take my prove all right my fellow life bers I'm so excited to have you on this journey with me imagine a world with an endless supply of drink drinkable water a world where every Hotel towel can be used once and then dropped on the floor oh there are a lot of changes unlike when this was a nuclear plant Security's super tight now and we have to sign stringent ndas and I am bad at keeping secrets like how I'
m not supposed to talk about Lenny's crush on his Italian tutor Lifeboat was soaring but no one could have predicted what shocking turn was in store for the company um is this one of those documentaries where I'm not supposed to look at the camera or is it like the office where I always look at it and do a big take so the audience knows when to laugh in richness and wealth for richer and richer I Now pronounce you husband and [Music] wife I'm still pinching myself I'm married to Montgomery Burns
nuclear industry Legend Chief s'more toaster at the Bohemian Grove the first man with no blood type what a joy to wake up in the morning turn my head on the pillow and see her bedroom doors through the glass of my hyperbaric chamber soon pranie and burns were the new it power [Music] couple and the Press couldn't get enough of this may last minute of December romance it's so refreshing to see a young person with the world at our feet who also sees the glor sorry that is Montgomery Burns now it
was up to pranie to create a working prototype of her amazing desalination technology the water in front of you comes from the functional prototype of the Lifeboat desalination machine so everyone please raise a glass to Milestone this history defining moment oh no you can't drink it now no our competitors could steal the proprietary AquaTech in your urine and just in case any of our patented evaporated Mists made it into your bladders we've arranged to have you all catheterized so Lifeboat was
just following the tech industry Playbook fake it till you make it or as I call it lipo until you IPO but the employees were already dreaming of Cashing Out Tech salaries are the greatest this week I gave Mars 200 stock options to go grocery shopping it didn't work at all I had to put all the food back on the shelves meanwhile the newly minted Tech workers were adapting to a much different corporate culture at the new company people were so secretive they actually moov the Post-it notes with the
ir passwords off their monitor workers were getting fired every day that tattoo is the intellectual property of the company the whole company got so paranoid because of those ndas he signed Homer couldn't even tell me how his day was I can nether confirm nor deny ahead of day well it was strange they wouldn't let me look inside the machine since my title was chief engineer of inside the machine and whenever a reporter came by it seemed like they were trying to cover something up still better tha
n working for zck boy they were hiding something and it was really freaking me out so I emailed thean and the next day Carl was gone despite the red flags flying from this Lifeboat there continue to be Believers panie dominates my vision board sure she married Mr Burns but as CEO a woman had all the power that's what made the internet trolls so mad all the online negativity stirred up the finger tented anger of a different kind of troll [Music] H I wanted to give my wife wow wife still getting u
sed to saying that a little something special for her birthday a Twitter gift card no I bought you Twitter the whole company it was a bargain the previous owner had to sell it after his self-driving Mars rocket crashed into the International Space Station oh Mr Burns you deleted all negative tweets about pranie is that evidence that you're in a kind of cult and won't hear any criticism of your leader yes I am in a cult it's called a marriage my wife is the head of it and my job as to support her
now maybe you're the cult leader in your marriage Andrew but I know parar and I suspect youd disagree but Lifeboat was rocked by a fresh Scandal when an anonymous whistleblower bravely came forward with damning new information my best friend Carl was abducted because he was about to go public with a story that would destroy this company people need to know the truth the lightbolt machine doesn't work the whistle was blown and the damage was [Music] done ma'am ma'am The Whistleblower claims the
only person who has seen the inside of your desalination machine has disappeared isn't that suspicious why do you doubt a female CEO but believe the silhouette of a man sitting in the dark news flash women have faces now at this moment allegations that its core technology does not work are threatening life boat's very survival is this the beginning of the end for this once promising startup and the answer is absolutely not Lifeboat will save humanity and become the world's most profitable compan
y join us next time for Lifeboat afloat Pan's total Vindication this documentary series is now a Burns co-production Montgomery Burns wasn't happy with the documentary about his wife's startup so he bought the company that made it but that didn't stop others from telling the story because the business of business documentaries is Big Business we've une earthed even more than never before seen footage of The Beatles including 6 hours of them discussing drinking water the thing about water you can
't make tea without it what if you made tea out of coffee what if you made coffee out of tea uh fellas maybe we should play some music why do they call it H2O I bet no reason at all just weeks a go lifeboats stopped payment on their Stadium naming rights despite the glut of Lifeboat documentaries the definitive version was made by a Storyteller so compelling he made 12 hours on the national parks feel like 11 the mysterious whistleblower alleged that pran's desalination machine was fraudulent th
e Lifeboat machine doesn't work unfortunately for him Mr Burns's legal team had acquired the raw footage of the whistleblowers damning interview the machine doesn't work hey I ordered this sub toasted this is only lightly toasted is this how you treat a whistleblower uh-oh Mr Burns and pranie now knew the identity of the man who betrayed them and the hiring of lawyers to destroy Homer Simpson proved to be quite the [Music] aphrodesiac Lifeboat lawyers were Relentless in trying to subpoena Homer
and sue him for breaking his NDA my dad got an anonymous message saying there was something he had to see so I went with him what I saw changed the one thing I thought could never be changed my mind Carl you sent a message you've been working in the lab all [Music] along if I didn't do that dirty work they' tell the world my dark secret I've been to 700 Jimmy Buffett concerts I'm a parrot head jger in Paradise so what are they making you do I'm putting something in the Lifeboat machines called j
abat well if I may Frank explain in 1970 a very popular diet soda called jab was discontinued because of the overpowering sweetness of its artificial flavor Lifeboat bought up thousands of cases of unsold jabed Sodas because jbos was so strong it could completely mask the taste of salt oh my God this machine doesn't take out the salt it masks it with sweetness that's the jabos ocean water enters the machine and when it comes out it tastes normal but still has more salt than all the glasses in Ma
rgaritaville oh my God Lifeboat is built on a lie and pranie is a fraud but her merch is solid action was needed and Island time was running out the Fateful demo day had arrived for Lifeboat to finally prove its concept at Springfield Elementary the school's drinking water had been replaced with Lifeboat liquid jabos infused salt water Lifeboat employees had drunk the Kool-Aid and now it was being served up to the children Mr Burns the Lifeboat water isn't safe it's just super sweet and ocean br
ine nonsense my wife is a beautiful genius who succeeds at everything she touches and everything she says makes perfect sense the wheel of Tomorrow is an Aqua Circle Let's Make It Rain Buddy Buddy Buddy what you're feeling towards that lady is fresh love not married love but we are married yes but the married love hasn't kicked in yet when it does you'll see your spouse's flaws in 4k HDTV you can never turn off what are you driving it I think you need to look at your wife with marriage eyes wate
r is the original crypto every drop is encoded on the biological blockchain and we are the aquanuts of the pable future this is wet 3.0 I don't understand the thing she's ever said now you're married and since you're seeing things clearly oh dear those children are going to drink poison and the bad news is I'm going to be liable [Music] liable that is what would have happened had Homer not turned the valve [Music] off sorry we only put that in there for the trailer do you know how hard it is to
get people to watch a documentary that's not about a small town murder please honey come clean your Miracle invention is not but clap trap if you can just admit that maybe we have a chance babe the underlying imaginary technology still works and in that moment this unlikely and super gross love affair died yes I was besided blind to her machinations she cost me billions it wasn't that she was evil I love evil it's that she still insists she's good Lifeboat had finally hit the reef drowning its i
nvestors and employees in poisoned water and counterparty risk lawsuits but to this day panie has refused to admit any failure testing showed your desalinator did absolutely nothing your company is bankrupt and in the divorce Mr Burns somehow got your high school friends what happens from here well Christian Amore as you say things have never looked better for the company I didn't say that the reality is you're in jail Christian have I ever told you about my grandfather's experience on a Lifeboa
t boat even that was a lie her grandfather wasn't in the war and he didn't die on a Lifeboat he's a CPA whose hobby is fixing British spellings on Wikipedia not only did I miss out on once in a lifetime startup riches but I lost the most amazing woman I ever met I think in a few more months she might have even slept with me it's great to meet you in person after seeing so much footage of you in our documentary The Man Who Sold horse meat sandwiches anything else to add just this don't feel sorry
for me time to rebuild and reconquer if I know one thing about myself Montgomery Burns always bounces [Music] back my power turned us right now I'll be [Music] strong we also have over 90 hours of them talking about umbrellas maybe that could be a documentary too I once brought an umbrella into the shower how did you get clean I didn't but at least I didn't have to take off me clothes as soon as I open my umbrella it stops raining you need a sun roof on it what about a giant umbrella you keep i
n the trunk sounds like you're talking about an umbrella from can we get back to work wait I like the sound of that get back I saw an umbrellaphant at the circus he was working for [Music] peanuts hey [Music] hello everybody Welcome to under the rapper where I huel Hower apply the art of detection to your favorite Confections now here's some opening titles to sweeten the deal [Music] hey wow now we've seen how cookies crumble and Soda gets its pop so let's take a closeup look at America's favori
te drop the Gumdrop ooh every Gumdrop is made of a succulent substance called gelatin amazing gelatin comes from the skin bones and Hooves of only the sickest horses that's amazing it change it we just increased the volume [Applause] welcome back to the 62nd annual creative arts em Awards an outstanding lighting direction electronic multicamera for variety music or comedy programming we have a three-way [Applause] tie back to the horses back to the horses God that looks like tomorrow I'll be sho
veling 10 ft of global warming global warming can cause weather both extremes hot and cold I see so you're saying warming makes it colder well aren't you the queen of Crazy Land everything's the opposite of everything I'm Lisa [Music] Simpson [Music] really mush nerds mush I'm part of a team oh look how the snow glistens on the tiniest branches yeah yeah Miracles are all around us now please I am trying to hear the school closings the following schools are closed Springfield High School Springfi
eld Middle School Springfield L excellente Spanish language School Springfield element all Center for periodic table studies Springfield Elementary School diving Academy oh for crying out loud and of course Springfield Elementary is closed we were just messing with Bart Simpson I've got one Springfield elbow macaroni Factory that Skinner what factory makes just one kind of pasta oh well I just thought uh specialization being the wave of the future uh probably uh snow day what the what a smart wa
y to spend a snowy day good grief head shot head shot oh right in the carrot head shot a branch must have knocked out the power lines fine I'll see what's on TV that runs on electricity also all right I'll watch a DVD there's no way that runs on electricity really does Obama know about [Music] this I can't believe this is how pilgrims lived H when Maggie's NightLight goes out her onesie becomes a funie this announcer has never seen diapers so depper what do you want I I want to play with you guy
s fine get this on in 2 minutes lose the attitude and for God's sake suck in that Pooch go go go and now making his debut on the catwalk Bartholomew belt is by Twizzler best courtesy of Nelson tights are by Hello Kitty Hello Kitty I thought they were Spider-man heads e ew ew stupid shoes over tights why did I want to play with a couple of lame old girls because you envy us Maggie and I share the deepest Bond there is Sisterhood we'll be closer than best friends for the rest of our lives but you'
ll never know what that's like because you won't ever have a brother I don't need a brother I'm a badass loner like Wolverine who leaves whenever people beg him not to leave oh with their heads said the Red Queen now pull the tab more more more [Music] [Music] oh I don't need a brother and no dream will convince me I [Music] do [Music] I want to turn I want to turn you've got the bike it's not the same that's a perfect spiral Eli winning a Super Bowl just un compared to chucking the ball around
with my brother it's easy being a winner in the pros try winning two High School Basketball Championships like I did good for you squirt I'm the oldest keep away from Cooper [Music] hey why'd you stop I I I just I just wanted to say something what dick yes you you're my brother and I love you well I love you too Tom thank you very much but if you hadn't fought CBS they would never have fired us from our show oh they didn't fire us dick they didn't we quit we did not quit they fired us you you we
re fired they fired us from the show no they fired you they didn't fire me why wouldn't they fire you because they can't fire the yoyo master and here is shoot the moon I'm so cool now look what you've done Bart was having a perfectly nice dream about brothers and you ruined it yeah [Music] well Bo boil boil boil boil boil boil boil oh my God I want a brother you can have mine but he's kind of an idiot no dad I want a baby brother son I love you kids but I'm only going to the hospital one more t
ime in my life and I ain't coming out Lisa got a sister why can't you have another boy Girls Are Easy girls love Daddy girls make birthday cards with litter on them girls can marry a hockey player and get me seats to hockey games girls don't steal my knives and I don't have to tell girls how their bodies work cuz I don't know you never told me how my body works point and shoot my dad is such a jerk I want a baby brother and he said no maybe you could trick your parents into making a baby the way
my mom nearly tricked Charles Barkley trick them I like it but how a romantic dinner that's a great idea oh my God I killed Kenny Ralph no I killed Kenny yesterday what did I do now do I smell Teragon crusted Atlantic salmon BS cooked us a five course romantic dinner you had me at five course you lost me at romantic and you got me back at dinner oh what a lovely evening and it's not over yet hope you saved room for passion fruit sule with creman glaze for two and one for Mom there Comes A Time
in every marriage when it comes down to this do we eat dessert or do we make love maybe we could do both yeah we couldn't do both no we could not are you sure this will work hey this is a DVD my parents used to make me so it kind of Works Homer Simpson look what the snuggle fairy left in our DVD player M people in other countries make love it's about time which position should we try the yawning monkey the pair of tongs oh look Congress of the crow okay all right right uh your ankle good go ther
e now hand me your neck and turn that upside down and swivel that till you hear a grinding noise don't look at that a few more minor adjustments [Music] and oh more vikin and eggs please what do you want simp can't you see we're busy Hawking luges nice lug wish I'd Hawk that look I want a baby brother but I can't get my parents to do it here's the thing Simpson no matter how dead their relationship seems all parents eventually commit the heinous act of love mine do it once a year on the magical
day when the prison and the insane asylum have their annual mixer what you've got to worry about is the pill the pill what's that it's medicine doctors give moms to keep babies up in heaven well I need a baby now and I'm not getting any younger then get rid of the pills got it how can I thank you uh give yourself a wedgie don't you want to do it can't carpal nurple syndrome the doctor said if I didn't take it easy I might never shove a kid's face in the drinking fountain again scary a wakeup cal
l for all of us mom will never know Simpson tactics Bart you've always been a handful but you've never interfered with my reproduct of Freedom why now I just wanted a baby brother but Dad said I was one UD who didn't need a Cous I just wanted what Lisa and Maggie have oh B I'm sorry but your father and I think that three kids is just perfect what about what I want I'd help you take care of them remember those hamsters you were going to take care of oh my my God the hamsters and even if we did ha
ve another baby it might not be a boy it might be another sister another sister how could you possibly need all these clothes shopping it's the most fun you could have standing up hey you didn't see what I cooked up in the galley of my last flight to London they don't call it Virgin Airlines [Music] anymore you're right I can't risk another girl use whatever birth control you want it's your body that's right it is one boy to go please easy on the freckles a 10-year-old cat adopted child oh you t
hink he's for me you know the orphan is for my folks they can't have more kids it is so sad a real life jaws bit off my dad's wiener come on I'd be an awesome Big Brother I've got video games a treehouse a garage stuff to the rafters with illegal fireworks oh sweet Miram take me away uhoh I'm sorry kid it's not going to happen I'd give my brother everything I have he could be the race car and Monopoly Monopoly the race [Music] car wake up I'm Bor Simpson who the hell are you I'm your new brother
are you from the orphanage or do I really not understand how babies are born so Charlie how did you escape the Island of Misfit boys shinny down a drain pipe you like a shinny I like to shinny where do you see yourself in 20 years one armed drummer in a prison rock band nice favorite Beetle dung me too there must be some reason no one ever adopted you is one of your feet a hand people only want to adopt babies babies we got one of those overrated shop it somewhere else [Music] sister Dad this i
s Charlie my new um best friend hello sir you're going to be seeing a lot of him around the house well welcome Charlie nice to meet you no glasses way to go this one's a keeper yo check out my brother Charlie brother what are you talking about how come I've never seen him before uh he was born with two noses and we hid him away till we could afford to cut one off two noses you deserve a brother Bart you deserve good [Music] things when poking a dead animal don't go straight for the eye be build
up to [Music] it my son afraid of water so Lisa how do you like sharing a bathroom with Two Brothers Two Brothers but who is this kid be cool be cool he's an orphan you know just like Annie except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow I hate it so much B you have to take him back back you're just jealous cuz now I've got what you've got with Maggie only better because we're dudes with tudes kids calm down here have a not very berry blast it goes great with our n on Gundy awesome they made a sequel t
o sever four this movie's going to be great full of blood and gore and torture and guts and two kids tickets for the diversity kittens and murder and swears and brains and B mins and bones and saws and lungs and faces worn as [Music] hats now you probably think sever 5 is a ripoff of sever 4 but it's actually based on the rich history of Hong Kong torture [Music] films uh-oh the pokem man's going to eat my brain I'm sorry I guess having a little brother's more responsibility than I thought espec
ially cuz I thought it'd be no responsib responsibility at all ah it's a boogeyman there is no such thing as a boogeyman boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie Simpson step away from the orphan do not give him any more love I repeat do not give him any more love Mr policeman please take me home that mean boy took me to a scary movie and he covered his sister's doll in peanut butter and bird seed Charlie you'd rat on me hey no no what do you think you're my snout my beautiful snout sorry dude I didn'
t see you how could you not see me my arms are like hams hams hey go ahead leave that's what you're good [Music] at where are we going to hide hide huh the same place Eskimos hide from Penguins now Charlie we'll have to live off what we find in the garbage banan strings muffin liners but it'll be cool cuz it's just you and me hello Bart how did you find us you left a trail of lost winner clothes are you going to turn Us in no I'm going to convince you to turn yourselves in never never huh what a
re you going to eat snow God's cotton candy snow better change your mind quick Bart a snow pl's coming to seal Us in the plow king lives and Bart maybe Charlie can't be your little brother but you'll always be a big brother to me please don't send me back Bart this was the best day of my life oh no you took too long to make an obvious decision don't worry me and Charlie have one thing you'll never have point and shoot bro point and shoot cross cross cross cross hey you're alive aren't you I wish
I weren't I'm here to visit Charlie Charlie he's gone a nice new family adopted him now he has six wonderful sisters he's so cute let's do his nails he's my baby he's my baby mom I'm telling I want ice cream I'm a princess no I'm a princess you got juice on my sweater big cheater you're the cheater ugly so many sisters save me fart I know you miss him boy so let you and me spend some quality father and [Music] suntime that's so fake that's so fake I don't know how that's a real oh come on look
why would that guy look cage down cage down take it Tom take it Tom hey wait a minute wait hold on I said take it Tom did you hear me say take it Tom I I I I I I didn't hear you say take it well what did you think you heard I didn't I didn't think I heard what you think you said well what do you think I said well I I I heard I it sounded like me you said naked bacon naked B sound like naked sound like I somebody say naked bacon yeah see he we all thought it was naked yeah it sounded like naked b
acon to me I don't know why they say you're the dumb guy Tom I I don't know either you you you said naked bacon well I I definitely said uh take a Tom but if you no you said naked bacon that's what I thought both agre well you may both agree but folk singers never say take it naked bacon do you guys know Funky Town [Music] [Music] in this do [Music] times Can't Get Enough Itchy and Scratchy and now it's time for another Itchy and Scratchy who's the star of this show me or [Music] why is my show
all cartoons and all the movies they're making fun of are over a year old it's like those parodies were written when the movie came out but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky why can't [Music] we kids that's enough TV Maggie's eye is starting to wander mom what r no more TV we're going to get some fresh air and visit the Museum of tele ision why can't we visit a real Museum one that doesn't have the skeletons of the three stoes in the lobby we have to see the Museum of
TV before next Wednesday when it closes forever it's closing but where will people find clips of old TV shows if they're not housed in a giant building where [Music] wherea [Music] H they're selling off all the old TV relics whoa the gun Sheriff baby wore h b thank God I had this in my pocket oh my pants are splitting wide open and people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a Dube that was for Mar's Eyes Only oh my God Fatso Flanigan who's Fatso Flanigan only the funniest black and white m
an ever isn't that just a ripoff of The Honeymooners everything's a ripoff of The Honeymooners Marie you're the greatest oh Ralph Fred Archie King of Queens I mean Homer you'll see Unice I'm going to win the Irish sweep sticks and then I'm buying you a mink coat are you getting excited no that's me not holding my breath just you wait Unice just you wait cut you Kaboom C splatter see your grave there they were so childless and miserable the size 48 that's when he was the funniest how would you kn
ow I was Fatso's agent Annie debinski if you ever hear a star's name and wonder is he dead the answer is either I represent him or yes well let me ask you something is there a place for an oldfashioned lard ass like me on today's television would you play a bloated corpse on CSI would I wow that's good blo work he always comes back really religious you're killing me here with this catchy and patchy I'm barely on my own show today's kids are uncomfortable with a clown who's every reference they h
ave to look up on Wikipedia wikkipedia Twitter who names these things Mercy DB honsel get it come on he was under any Cox with the smoking jacket crusty we want to make some changes what kind of changes crusty um this is never easy but you're fired oh that was easy oh no my contract States there's only one way you're allowed to fire me yep everything's nice and legal could this be more Awkward they took my dressing room my parking space even my rider so I don't have a funny third item but at lea
st I got you my ancient and best friend crusta I'm going to drop you as a friend first so that when I drop you as a client you'll know it's only business but we shared everything boats girlfriends condos and when I finished every one of them was SP and span crusty I'm going to prove that it's over what I'm on your garage door opener it's a SmartPhone you're out of it hack little help this only shuts the door so what was everyone's favorite moment that the museum I like the knowledgeable dosent I
like the early closing time crusty fate is so cruel this morning I was a star with a top agent now I'm strung out in a ball pit go away no kid should see his hero sunk so low well you're not exactly my hero I see you more as a cautionary tale what I'll show you as a cautionary tale I'll show everybody you're not licked crusty people love a comeback look at Robert dowy Jr Mickey roor I don't know if I got it in me well people also love a quitter Sarah Palin The Beatles it's hopeless without an a
gent you need an agent we met a 10center today she'll get you meetings with the i the peacock the alphabet web you'll have a SC on the SC before you can say Crusty's wardrobe furnished by Haas of Beverly Hills a new agent I bet better freshen up also better get back on those anti psychotic meds this is a bad sign I'm been classier gas stations I know that laugh it's the laugh of the most ungrateful credit grabing other people's room service any man that I ever met I will never forgive you for wh
at you did to me crusty you know her she sure knows me Mr binsky can you please just tell us why you hate crusty come on in it's a long story oh now I hate him too it was the mid-60s I was a virgin agent looking for a first client or a fourth husband and then I saw him hey hey scary world we start with the a bomb then skipped right to the hbomb these Geniuses can blow up the planet but they don't know the alphabet I knew he could be big he just needed some Savvy fingers to mold his clay into an
alley Hershel you killed him tonight there wasn't a dry turtleneck in the house but marck my words the Bohemian crowd is Small Potatoes you're going to have to broaden your act if you want to play in Poria I don't want to play in Poria they're always doing construction on Highway 74 I mean if you want to hit it big you got to lose this stick this on and make your comedy a touch more physical how do I do that like [Music] so wow this is the best kind of comedy of all cheap Hershel you are going t
o get everything you want money and women there's only one thing I want ice for my dingdong and you every night he had him rolling in the aisles followed by a roll in the hey hey with [Music] me this is the part where I get the kids out of the room oh grow up today's kids are less sensitive than an army condom they see more on TV than my mother did on her wedding night and they don't complain about it for the next 50 years I got big plans for us crusty this is just the beginning actually sweethe
art it's the end I'm leaving you for Ron with benowitz at United Paris parasites you waited until now to tell me that I can only tell the truth right after sex but all during sex I was thinking it get out you ungrateful Pig I made you deep down I'm doing this to get back in my father don't blame this on me your childhood was Heaven I was so mad at him I didn't have sex with a clown for five months what about mes come on I'm not made of stone Annie would you ever consider taking crusty bath as a
client no absolutely not trust with me is like a candle when you blow it out it's gone for good what about a comedy candle you know that Rel likes itself I don't find those funny just frustrating they're pretty funny Once I Ed one on M house he was wishing for his parents to get back together but the flame never went out good one boy Annie I'm down on my rebuilt knee can't you forgive me please for the sake of me getting what I want [Music] fine but no nonsense except of course during working ho
urs then it's all nonsense great so we'll book for three weeks in June at the Springfield Playhouse I promise you crusty will show up on time of sober yeah that's right I said or let me get this straight you want me to do my kids show for adults they're going to want F bombs and all I can give them is Kaka and tatas crusty there is nothing people love more than the things they loved when they were kids so you recreate your show for adults it worked like magic for Peewee Herman after his setback
what did he get in trouble for police that's all I did that while you were on the [Music] phone you know I'm a little nervous about doing Live Theater again come on didn't you do your TV show in front of an audience for years yeah but they were kids and we gave them candy if they laughed and if they didn't until the' 70s I hit him with a stick some jerk Tracked Down the kids and made a documentary it's called Circus of shame or something and now let's welcome a man the Spanish call Senor noan cr
usty the clown hey kids crusty who here likes Nostalgia everything's perfect about the past except how it led to the present then welcome back the original ticktock the clock would that I could turn back time and never play this career killing role oo looks like Tick Tock is telling us it's time for what's in cr's [Applause] [Music] [Applause] pocket I pulled out everything but my little crusty oh what the heck oh that was great man I feel like I'm 10 Again everything I loved as a kid and hated
as a teenager I love as an adult no one knows better than me that it's here today gone tomorrow but I'm here today thanks to you honey oh um sorry this my thing is mine yeah I'll take that give me that one well that looks better on you no no no screams you let's just keep smooching till everything sorts itself out M I'm done crusty you're getting the best reviews of your career yep I'm back on top and this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for My Horses they start well then they get paranoid ar
ound the third turn and you'll have plenty to invest the networks have come crawling which ones TB Boo shtick at night ESU better baby our premium cable network is a little different from what you're used to brand is classy and upscale and we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing wait a minute there's soft porno and here you don't have to worry about budgets and the critics are in our pocket even the Boston Phoenix if not we'll burn it to the ground and that will be the end of that Phoen
ix all good I just have one non-negotiable demand this brass pagonia here is my producer now until the end of time really yep and you know that anything said at a network pitch meeting can be taken to the [Music] bank Rusty my man you finally hit a b you said it the Entourage actors are now my interns I got your coffees Mr K too hot too cold genius no no no what are you crazy can't put a green wall behind a clown with green hair beloved Entertainer sit old man beloved Entertainer sit old man he
ain't changing so everything else in the world has to Annie it's your first day on the set scream something nice K crusty I am here to serve you and no one else nice gets booked at birthday parties hey birthday parties got me through some tough times for years I lived on pinata candy yeah but from now on the only birthday parties you are going to do for the insane sons of Rich Middle Eastern dictators your going Raiders 100 barrels of oil wa that's Beyonce [Music] volume wait one hairy banana pe
eling scene stealing minute here what what I do whose show is this huh huh whose name is on that sign yeah that's right little buddy boy crusty crusty and don't don't you ever upstage him or craft service will be serving chimp Tacos yeah I'd like to squeeze a lime on that now apologize to [Music] crusty not so hard she'll know we have a past what's going on yanking me out of my shitz I look like an unwrapped mummy o idea for sketch rapping mummy notorious T it writes itself find someone to write
it where's Annie Annie is what we need to discuss she's out of control she called the network vice president unhip and he reachs GQ and he's straight and recently we had this incident wait what are you doing she claimed this intern sharpened her pencil too pointy oh I see what's going on here if a woman does it she's a [ __ ] but in a man those traits would be considered H that hallway looks familiar I'm only getting college credit for this my legs well I can't believe we're in the audience of
a pay cable show and Now ladies and gentlemen Crusty's favorite part of the taping talking to the audience before the show hey how are you don't talk to me the show's starting and now the clown that never lets you down crusty clown [Music] hey hey premium cable subscribers tonight we've got the cast of the hit Boardwalk vampire we've also got Janine Garo wait a minute we have very specific language in our contract saying no guests who are funnier than crusty Janine has promised to be strictly an
gry and pical and I'll keep my promise like Obama did with Guantanamo that's funnier than I can ever hope to be sorry Janine grab some shrimp and go you can fit your stupid Beret once burn on you I brought my expandable Beret crusty this is exactly the kind of meddling that only we're allowed to do fire her as we discussed don't make us threaten you crusty what did you tell them well I I did that laugh that people interpret any way they want I thought that laugh meant I love you it can well ther
e's no room for waffling anymore you're with me forever or never which is it about that when you said I'm paying extra for this channel hasn't been good since the wire ah who am I kidding I never watched The Wire had to Bluff my way through so many conversations well Annie I think you know my answer wow crusty adjusting for age that was amazing hey hey and the best thing is I kept my word and I got a new show 6 over 60 the mechanics of the impossible take two is it over can I open my eyes hey co
me on wake [Music] up [Music] don't [Music] [Music] [Music] Dad [Music] Dad yes wake let's do this Dad I wanted to give you a heads up Mom's birthday is tomorrow it's time to start your annual Mad Dash around town to get her present that's not completely insulting you know sweetie there was a time when I would have killed for that information but I'm pleased to announce I've already bought your mother a present and brace yourself I put some thought into it it's a state-of-the-art food Mash him u
per W mom is going to love that love your mom's going to feel so good it'll make M love seem like chewing tin foil because today I'm getting it autographed by who Lenny by the Box lady herself oh [Music] yeah man oh man look at this place finally a superar Target with a clear premise Island something it's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals they have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of these will go great with Beetle Nut Butter well I don't believe that Simpsons will be shop
ping at the Quicky Mart anymore oh really what are you doing out of your natural habitat I finding out who my real customers are and who is going to cheat on my store with some South Sea Sugar Shack but at the Quicky Mark the only fresh fruit is the one banana by the register you keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil you sell cigarettes to kids now see here I have always considered you cash giving cows to be my friends and friends do not betray friends friends are the only people you ca
n betray and you do it in a second for a supermarket that gives free coffee samples oh defend yourself [Music] sir [Music] [Music] convenience forever freshness never no n would you sign is for my wife Mar she's a big fan in her birthday is tomorrow uhh you know while I was signing this for your wife I just cooked up a great idea oh how would you like it if I called your wife live from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday you would do that oh my God this might be a Mar's birthday where
I get sex oh an apron with a Sonet open mind quick before it suffocates a bunny just like the one I had when I was a girl how did you know I saw this picture of Grandma's house then I hit the pet stores till I found one that looked just like it oh Bart you got me the fluffy pet I've never stopped thinking about now last but not least your present homie wait one second Marge before you open it you're going to get a phone call that will make this your most awesome birthday ever well we're still fo
cused on me instead of watching golf so that's pretty good the only golf will watch is ladies golf and we're not watching that now in three two one I repeat [Music] one one please don't say one again homie whatever it is it's not happening this Yol separating camera hog was supposed to call you and say happy birthday from her show well at least you remembered I like her a Pity kiss that tears it I'm going to call that Paula Paul and give her a piece of my mind the phone's dead normal normal norm
al normal on characteristic what you through what could have uh I mean a he's trying to eat electricity you let this monster into our home where he chew through our one and only phone cord wait maybe Paula Paul left a message hi March Paula Paul here calling live from what's on Paula's window sill ready to wish you a happy birthday but since you're not home yet we'll go to Commercial and call you right back hi Paula Paul calling back from Arch Simpson kind of a big moment for you a little surpri
sed you're not picking up Marge this is just plain disrespectful I bumped a segment to do this and you're making me look like an ass screw you Marge Simpson don't read my books and don't make my recipes may my curse follow you beyond the grave check it out it's on TV they're booing you Marge an audience follow of church groups and Marines Marge go to hell March I think that's enough birthday fun well you little I'm going to no Homer you can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday juri's hate t
hat so instead boy I want you to get in that rabbit cage no way man I'm a free range kid no back talk in the cage now get in there D do you have a minute I've been thinking I really shouldn't have put you in there and left you there while we were having pizza without you so I'm going to let you out with my apologies I don't want to come out but get what I like it in the cage these cedar shavings are a hell of a lot better than my lumpy mattress boy get out of that cage but it's my home now sir p
oke a broom in there you know I'm capable of it get out of here you little fine just leave me alone just want to stay just leave stupid kid this isn't comfortable at all I don't see how a rabbit could [ __ ] there finished awesome Revenge cutting your dad's face out of a piece of cardboard no you dweeb it's a stencil I'm going to take Homer's ugly face and spread it all over town can I come every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher you're in [Music] hey you puns what are you doing if you
wake up my pigeons are going to do their business again and need say there's no newspaper so I have to put down Amazon Kindles I'm like it's it's bankrupting me driving to work wait a minute that guy in the poster looks familiar don't just stare back at me come up with a theory jeez it's all over the place holy moly quiet night nothing but the sound of a spray can and kids laughing tag we it Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist and his iconic calling card which we have d
ubbed Mr Fatso heard about your thing boy no no I'm too concerned with unemployment sounds like a lie but what could he be covering up homie have you seen our stencil budget for this month not now March gief any leads on this Vandal van go I don't trafficing word plate Kent but I do have a message for Mr prank Lloyd wght oh that's architecture not painting Chief they're all artists open your eyes now as for Mr prank Gary you may have thumbed your nose at the police and made yourself into a combi
nation of Robin Hood Luke Skywalker and well every rapper ever but unless you prove that this wasn't just a onetime spree and take a controversial art form to the next level I am not impressed H boy you like this necklace I just bought pretty dope don't you think so how do you like working at swapper Jacks hey after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war selling pre-cooked pad tie to soccer mobs is pretty darn sweet here I'm not jailbird I'm just bird this is a stick them up because I have
a gun you must stick them up now yes it is loaded with bullets that you put in my chest now empty the cash drawer come on all right chill bro just chill out I will chill you right between your damn eyes for once the Indian has been outsourced just give me the pece you've got a family dude or were you lying when you begged for your life oh a sweet Vision the Destroyer what have I done dude it's okay the jails they don't have room for us now wigam just makes you do book reports for Ralph but you
have to make him so it looks like he's done it that's kind of the hard part where's this 2006 boet that's putting me out of business whoa whoa whoa whoa there's a white wine and and a Swiss cheese and a peanut butter and a potato chip and toilet paper what y mysterious pranksters it's time for dinner damn it knows okay how do we buy your silence just throw in a couple of Furs murders how is fur murder they're just animals dad fine fur's murder everything's [Music] [Music] murder Bart you've real
ly grown as an artist thanks Milhouse we make a great team hold it right there the jerk in the glasses did everything need inhaler oh God man here drink this paint [Music] thinner so you're the two punks who've been tagging the town congratulations huh we're Street artists take that Ronald Reagan even in death you're not safe for me is that graffiti or are you opening up a mommy and me that's it you just got yourself a place on the wall kid no I've been sazed who are you guys Kenny sharf Robbie
Canal I'm shepher fairy what was that name again shepher fairy I'm the guy who created the Obama hope poster and the Obey stickers man you're the toest bullies I ever met we're not bullies we're artists and so are you Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is hey I got an F in art mainly so it would say fart on my report card Bart we would love to set up a gallery show for your street art well if it's in a gallery how is it street art Bart Street Art is not about questioning Authority
well I'll have to discuss it with my partner Bart say yes at the opening I could wear a sports jacket with the T-shirt and jeans first I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it and second maybe we push this far enough I put you in a rabbit cage I poked your flab back in square by square count me in it is a miracle what now swaer Jack is reuniting lead zein in Isis six swaer Jack is closing no do not give me false soap like the time they said said it was only sex toets it is true every successf
ul Corporation harbers a terrible secret theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey but the drumsticks stunted monkey tails and they're chicken pot pie monkey pot pie but how about the rotisseri monkey monkey monkey They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil so we have one finally I am lucky at something you are lucky at love yeah sure baby hey B check this out look at me I'm Mr oh it's funny cuz it's so Preposterous yeah we've hit the big time I carumba not so loud if my dad
hears about the show he might realize Mr Fatso is him what the you idiot Mr fat so it's you what no it can't be that's right num skull your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town shut up I'll fix you well I'll fix you go drive a car Yes master here car here boy excellent installation dude and a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket thanks guys I um oh this color's feeling pretty tight help me help oh this is just a dream dream all I have to do is wake up why you little
pay for your genius oh what's the use when a man isn't a hero to his son he's [Music] nothing I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous now makes it look sophisticated I like how the painting makes more than I do looks like dad's not coming he won't leave the car I can see how this show might not be to his liking come on dad you made me mad so I got back at you how was I to know parents had feelings well we do I want to show you I understand how you feel and they say a picture is w
orth a thousand words you just ruined my car correction it's worth 10 times as much $500 woohoo thanks Bo boy you're welcome and from now on Dad if anyone laughs at you they've got to go through me really anyone what about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros would you stop him from laughing wait is the Hulk laughing or the rhinoceros both but the rhinoceros doesn't know why he's just trying to fit in Dad it's getting cold out here art lovers and Bart lovers first of all I'd like to thank the good Folks
at Springfield Arts daily for setting this up thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice yes yes yes as a graffiti artist there's so many people to thank people who build walls nighttime for being dark hold it right there spray candy warhole but Simpson you're under arrest for tagging the town this overdue artquake that taught us all a new way of seeing was actually a police department sting it was yeah you think people would be stupid enough to pay for something some amateur put on a wall for
nothing oh no indeed now if I can just get my $3 million back no refunds but he just said the show was a sham oh it is and I'm just a guy sitting at a table the only thing that's real is a sign that says no refunds wait Chief I must know who tipped you off I probably shouldn't tell you this but uh it was our undercover officer shepher faery you're an undercover cop hey don't be so surprised I spent 20 years putting up posters that said oh Bay what Gibs Dio I thought you were the dean of the und
erground scene I'm not in the business of helping out posers anymore now I just sell stuff to them wait wait wait he's just a boy do you have to put him in jail well we've got to teach him a lesson somehow H Chief I believe I have the answer in the back of my car H there you go thank thanks for coming out I need to go to the bathroom uh knock yourself out all right time's up oh oh oh [Music] no [Music] [Music] w [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah oh come on just pick one fine you can have your old
[Music] one you can have one of these did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game it's not American football it's just football Bart you're not annoyed that mhouse asked me need to go to the American football game instead of you Mom Lisa is ruining football American football no time for breakfast March just give me a [Music] banana now listen I have to work late tonight again I was hoping you could spend some time with the kids it's a tough economy mone
y doesn't grow on trees it grows on threes hey I'm out me too T from my blood I should not have anted with my blood You Got The Touch tonight Homer nice sunglasses Lenny Homer Simpson do you really want to keep cheating your friends lying to your wife and avoiding your kids what would Jesus do you got to pay to find out you're looking for a tell I don't have one my friend what what are you looking at I better call it ton night guys I don't want to take any more of your money m who's president no
w Alexander Hamilton I think it's Obama hold the door please 2 minutes apart timing the elevators eh smart no no I'm timing my contractions I think I'm in labor deep in labor okay okay no worries what the oh do you have a cell phone everyone has a cell phone mine's at home the most beautiful moment of my life is happening now everything will be fine uh oh you like movies this reminds me of that scene in Alien what the scene where she escapes with a cat at the end a well that's sweet listen I'm g
lad I'm not going through this alone I haven't seen my boyfriend in months oh uh he was just here no he wasn't but thanks for lying you like lies here's a few college is expensive but it's worth worth it I think the baby's coming okay Homer remember your Lage training now this next position is fantastic for women who are caring especially big Homer can you demonstrate mhm oh yeah wow that does feel good oh no I think it's coming oh I haven't even picked a name yet you did this to me no I didn't
I'm talking to the baby here it comes um I don't know how to tell you this but you're B baby doesn't have any legs what oh wait there's more it's a dude and he's uncut very Ural now hug your Mommy For unto you is born this day in this elevator inspected in August 2009 a baby well it was nice to share this moment with someone who cared yeah that guy didn't even look over once Lobby please that was work miraculous mothers are so awesome oh these are great seats you can hear the player swear from u
p here I'll kick your ass Milhouse and now to take your minds off the massive concussion and subdural hematoma you just witnessed please welcome the Springfield Adam now for this routine we need the help of a junior Adam [Music] that they're picking me Dad don't call me dad you people think peanut vendors have families it's too sad looks like we've got a volunteer right [Applause] there look while I'd like to help I'm kind of pessimistic about the team's chances they're going to get creamed go g
o [Applause] go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uh I'm dating the cheerleader no you're not burned again MH house wow that was great can I have my regular clothes back please no problem great job ladies now here's your 50 bucks each which should just about cover your parking I can't can't believe he pays you so little the crowd was crazy about you I know but what are we going to do about it if we pipe up they'll put us in the mascot costume after you wear that you need to be host down for bed bugs
good game everyone I never dreamed a night where you discovered I was cheating and beat the crap out of me could end on such an upnote see you next week Homer hey Gretchen I had your jacket cleaned good as new and thanks for loaning me your sweater for the ride home it may be a little stretched out jeez that was a pregnancy sweater so you want to hold little Homer wow so now there's two things named after me a baby and a law Banning air horns after 3:00 a.m. a that's [Music] sweet read him and
Weep the novels of Charlotte Bronte um I thought we were playing cards [Music] uh hey I was just driving by with some baby stuff we didn't need and um well here's some diapers Maggie's too big for and an incredible educational toy I forgot to give Bart thanks hey could you babysit for an hour I've been alone with the baby for days wow I'd love to help but I did kind of have plans for tonight no you can't leave I'm dealing you in Full House you in again I think I'll be good tonight and stay in wi
th [Music] you where's hu where's hu where's hu where's hu where's [Music] Hu my child arrived just the other day he came to the world in the usual way but there were ples to catch and bills to pay he learned to walk while I was away and he was talking for I knew it and as it grew he'd say I'm going to be like you Dad you know I'm going to be like you kids blow up so [Music] fast homie oh you're shopping ahead for Maggie oh no I'm shopping for Homer junor a baby I delivered in an elevator the ni
ght I pretended to go to work but was really playing poker what this simulation has been brought to you by your brain a subsidiary of your panis oh yes I'm shopping for Maggie our baby together so this looks perfectly innocent why are you saying that oh you know how the first few weeks are sleep deprived walking around in a fog first few weeks of what um November hey Adam mat I want to say Caitlyn Lisa guys do you realize you're being exploited by this team they sell your posters workout DVDs an
d all of your practices are broadcast on a webcam and some of the angles are no but don't worry collective bargaining will enable us to secure concessions uh we're going to push him back push him back push him way way back all the way to a new contract cuz Union power is a fact and we okay okay we get it well look who's here you've been hit by the cheerleading bug little lady actually I've been hit by the unfair labor practices bug what why that's Samuel gumper talk now little missy the only thi
ng you should be organizing is your dollies how by size brand value and don't even suggest race cuz I don't see that I just see little people I own what do you say ladies not right not fair let's say it with our hair okay fine I'm going to give it some thought then say no in the nicest way possible no oh good nice beat Dallas can never argue with that hey ladies my vest isn't the only thing that's ripped I am in the market for a backup mistress possibly two have you kids seen your father surpris
ed he's not here ogling these girls he said he was going to work on a Friday afternoon I bet he's playing poker again coming through why we on a mission Go Fight Win Marge wow I've never burst through a banner before but it really does the trick Homer I know you're here your car's outside where is he I honestly don't know I'm just teaching myself massage here with online videos in a store mannequin oh I'm so sorry so do you have any injuries I should know about oh if he's not in there where is h
e oh baby oh baby shake it whomor like shake it now roll over on your tummy just like I taught you tell me what a cow says my other baby mama so this is where you've been going another woman's apartment Marge it's not what you think quiet you're upsetting Homer junor you have a baby together oh it's cool we did it in an elevator I'm a Schwarzenegger wife but you're also the housekeeper so it's all good it's not good none of it's good I haven't had a drink for a week that is pretty good so then y
ou delivered her baby right there in the elevator it's true even the other guy in the elevator he's right here and the really funny thing is I'm a doctor well I'm glad you did a good deed but you shouldn't come here again I thought that was strange poop on Your Collar h goodby hi Homer junor I guess you're the man of the house now and never forget even though the mortgage is due on the 1st you can usually wait till the 17th you know what I think it's fine if Homer spends a few hours now and then
with Homer junor exactly you always said charity begins at home but not which home it's true I never specified the home there's a great and a bloody fight around this whole world tonight in the Battle of bombs and strael Rain Hitler told the world around he would tear our Union down but our Union's going to break them slavery chains and our Union's going to break slavy chains I walked up on a mountain in the middle of the sky could see every Farm in every town I could see all the people in this
whole wide that's Now sing you will all my brother sung to me sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep oh man I really overdid it tonight late night at M eh no I'm exhausted from head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes it's the toes that gets you march it's the toes what about your own children way ahead of you Marge I'm taking all four of my kids to the zoo tomorrow three yes we'll be back by 3 home has a very tight nap schedule quit talking about that baby
I was talking about myself in the third person oh we can't take much more of this Lisa the girls are getting so antsy they'll cheer anything you're the greatest Generation worthy of our veneration Grandpa if this is heaven why don't my shoes match okay I give up I'm going to do what we secretly did at the the Alamo surrender y while you're at it how about a little boost for peanut vendors what do you think I'm taking their Rays out [Music] of I wanted you all to be happy together so I brought yo
u to the zoo where all the animals live in harmony okay guys I got your ice creams hey now Maggie we don't hurt each other in this family are you nuts you can't even kiss me good night without slicing me with your stubble you little I'll give you a good night kiss you'll never forget come here you Dad we're missing the giant Cappy bars of Uruguay okay I know it'll cheer you kids up seeing me out monkey the monkeys W I have a soul and you guys don't mon dad Maggie's rolling away she's heading for
prie dog Village if they get her in their Warren we'll never see her again look shiny Keys jingle jingle stupid [Music] monkeys that's it Maggie use the dino one this is the last time you'll see that elevator baby I'm sorry Homer junor you'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite f therapy please me too okay I got to impart all my fatherly advice in this one walk the sky is blue but nobody really knows why don't believe what they tell you girls are great and terrible
at the same time get used to it and most importantly oops we're here you'll have to figure it out on your own sorry little fella one day I'll be that guy who comes to your wedding makes you feel a little weird and then runs away Homer great news Chase came back woohoo who's Chase Homer Junior's father oh my God is that my son you didn't tell me he was a soldier you didn't tell me you were pregnant I didn't want you to marry me because I was pregnant I wanted you to marry me because I was nagging
you um he likes it if you tickle his toes dude he's my kid he likes what I like but n Gretch I think he's got my calves he does baby he does can I just say goodbye to him quick sure I guess this is it little guy the most beautiful words of father can hear oh hey one day you'll have kids of your own I do really then this is much creepier than I thought much shouldn't have bet his door if he didn't want to lose [Music] it hi Maggie if you could talk I know you'd have a few Choice words for me you
want me to take care of your Dolly that's the sweetest thing any baby has ever done for [Music] me honey you know where the bottle opener is I think it's in the drawer whoa little dude where did you learn that this is what we're fighting for babe hey what's this marching band have to do with Homer Jr what there were cheerleaders in our house and nobody told me [Music] oh [Music] sh [Music] Neptune eighth planet from the sun a mystery now we hope to have close-up photos from Voyager 2 in 1989 we
do have them they're my home screen Miss Hoover once again the lesson plan I prepared would have covered this topic much better but I can see Miss over it's Tuesday Lisa Taco Tuesday [Music] AES taco Tuesday taco tues oh no I'm about to become another mu statistic there's only room for one of us [Music] Bart that's your six Taco you know Whitman says if anything is sacred the human body is sacred FFF congratulations boys you made it through another taco Tuesday back in the bucket till next week
won't those vegetables go bad nope they're genetically modified to stay fresh just don't ask how old the jello is e over reactor. org warns that over half of the vegetables sold in this country are genetically modified organisms whose effect on humans is unknown wow Mom you made me over swipe your parents credit card has been charged $20 I have to get to the church Helen Lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer signup sheet in five minutes every good task will be taken dang it Jasper beerley you
'll never make [Music] it [Music] what the hell is this thing bake sale taken candle snuffing taken baby shusher miscellaneous choir support everything's taken all that's left is teen abstinence counseling you get to pass out abstinence pledges and make sure the kids sign their John Hand bleeps but Ned saying nay is your thing not this month had to signed us up for a Tango class it was the only way I could ever wine tasting look I'm really not comfortable talking about s x with k i DS language o
h it's not that hard just tell him that God wants him to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen we took the pledge we won't have sex until we're married to each other their skipping lessons are really paying off hello hello I'm I'm March Simpson and I'm here to talk about a a a wonderful beautiful thing speaking of beautiful things tongue me babe how many of you are here for the free cookies because we've discontinued that forget you one of our brightest and most metalsome s
tudents call this meeting somehow to discuss an urgent menu matter Lisa our school cafeteria is serving GMOs genetically modified organisms now in order to thoroughly explore the issue I'd like to play the first video that came up in my web browser when I typed in GMO plus danger plus question mark yeah here if there's one thing scientists love it's money money money money and that's been true of scientists ever since caveman times we need look no further back than the ancient Mayans who crossbr
eed plants and animals in an un holy experiment in what is now a resort that charges $30 a night to valet park once you're there they've got you the mayants didn't listen to themselves yet today we toy with Our Fate by using retro viruses to create these so-called superfoods are we doomed to repeat an event that destroyed all human life the answer is in your [Laughter] mouth um that video seemed a little unscientific my name is Jenny McCarthy and I endorse this tyde oh my God it's worse than I t
hought everybody wait here while I do some actual research nobody form any opinions while I'm gone well hurry we have no minds of our own I say we do not categorically ban genetically modified organisms well GMOs are resistant to pests disease and drought it's just possible that GMOs can actually end world hunger I say let's get these GMOs inside our children Pronto way ahead of [Applause] you I'm eating the food of the future beep boop what is love beep boop Lisa I'd like to thank you for molli
fying these land Apes we'd like you and your family to visit us at the monso research campus oo campus do you have a statue of the founder I can stick a funny hat on go go go [Laughter] Simpsons we're trying to change the world one molecule at a time sounds like that would take a while ooh you're right everyone three molecules at a time oh you got to be kidding me I'll be home late honey yeah three molecules now well it's nice to see for once a corporation that does good work and cares about peo
ple yes Lisa we finally put to bed the silly notion that our company is in any way evil now say hello to our chief scientist sow Bob doctor Sideshow Bob real doctor or PhD PhD all right I'll leave you and Bob in this lock room to get reacquainted Simpsons there's no need for alarm that's not for you to suck now where was I right uh no need to worry I'm still technically sh shanking it at Springfield penitenti oh this is getting boring either murder us or tell us how you got here very well the in
anity about the vanity license plate puns was slowly driving me mad so when monsano Labs asked for experimental subjects I gladly [Music] volunteered my job was to make sure the experiments wouldn't be too painful for the test monkeys stop I don't know what we're doing here uh we'll pick it up after lunch I wrote up my results and went from subject to scientist look at me I'm saob bobob Bob Foolish Boy that's phosphoric acid I'm here sip would have dissolved a hole in your stomach the size of a
silver dollar yakity yakity Yak The Spotted Hawk accuses me he complains of my gab I too am not a bit tamed I too am untranslatable Walt Whitman Leaves of Grass very good Lisa you always were the one rose petal floating at top the Cesspool that is The Simpsons that's mean if you're done our chief scientist has to get back to work our corn on the cob has become self-aware wait wait won't you visit me again let me show you I really am trying to make a better world Lisa we can talk Walt Whitman and
Homer I think you'd enjoy the company of the campus's lazy overfed squirrels overfed I don't know this [Music] word visit me Lisa we could discuss poetry find Art and and if we must Jazz mom can I visit Sideshow Bob what why would you want to do that he's tried to kill us you he tried to kill you and I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little pretentious absolutely we're talking about Lisa right shut up you shu
t up this is the Pinnacle of conversation around here fine I'll take you they have this cool sight class at the campus I sat in on uh that was a sexual harassment seminar it doesn't matter I'm taking it past fail blowing off steam in the crafts room Marge no I'm not giving up on reaching those kids and I might just have a secret weapon mhm is it finger puppets maybe well we haven't had finger puppets in this church since Reverend Brogan was arrested but I suppose enough time has passed and that'
s why Nancy no is the most popular girl in promis Ville High I prefer the modern thinking of Yolanda yes and I think I'd have a shot out with mayel maybe I'm so tired of those kids sniggering uh-oh it's horn dog Hank well Nancy knows how to keep him away darn it they're stuck um can I take one of those girl puppets home I won't do nothing to it oh you say modified tomato I say modified tomato I say engineered potato you say engineer potato potato potato tomato tomato let's spce some d and a that
is my first non-evil laugh in years Bob there's one thing I got to know are you plotting Revenge I don't plot Revenge anymore it's like love if it happens it happen happens now how about those s'mores dad you already ate all the chocolate bars that's why I got to get the marshmallows down fast I like how they cut them down from 140 characters to a more manageable 20 characters oh another seminar tomorrow I just wish I could connect with those teenagers since it seems like we'll never have any M
arch Deens can't control their urges it's why there's never been been a teenage president are you saying I'm wasting my time no I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time but it's a church thing so that's a given oh well then maybe I need to give those kids a better example good night shut your eyes they're too bright sorry kids today we have a very special guest my husband I brought Homer here to show that we can and have abstained for two whole days two days that's all that means three days ago
the two of you made the blob with two backs listen you punks if you can't handle the image of our naked bodies in the tender Act of auga you should never have come to the basement of this holy place he's touching her they're practically doing it here I'll sign the pledge just get your fat heaving butttock out of my head never all right Bob you've created 5,000 patents so one hour of freedom but remember your every move will be watched by these unarmed dosens that Block's going to need its own t
icket I have a family membership well if that's your kid kiss it what next protoc pists the pist or the alleged art of Itchy and Scratchy o o I like the Impressionists the boy bands of the art world but for you Lisa I shall face the redo with San warmer Calder warmer warmer cder cder cder that's using your $300,000 [Music] MFA to the CER mobile oh Bob you saved me but how did you get the strength calder's work in this period was marked by heavy use of sheet metal painted to look deceptively Airy
well put thank you answer the question well there is something I should have told you you see it occurred to me that if I can genetically modify fruits and vegetables why can't I modify me you've been changing your DNA well at first just a peptide here in there carrot for my presbyopia Brahma for strength and a touch of corn for highlights on my hair so how strong are you figurines get your porcelain figurines now how about those Impressionists but we sang gersing together well raps in boohoo d
o you know why we came to the museum today well I thought it was because it was tote bag day that was part of it but the biggest part was that Washington's backbone Einstein's eyebrows Florence nightingale's tenacity though i' have to clip around her moral fiber oh you're going to take DNA from these historical figures and add it to your own I should be the wisest and strongest Maniac ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world jigs up Bob return the spear to the homo erectus Homo e
rectus where has that word been all my life Alber I promised I wouldn't hurt you you did that for me more for Mom but yes but beware I have DNA in me from opio Corp unilateralis better known as zombie and fungus and we're scared of that because what I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation could you take a picture of me with my family oh would you take another for safety oh I think my eyes were shut in that one now can you take one with my husband's cam
era they're all ugly because you're in them taste pralis of [Music] Athens oh Chief we got a report of a disturbance at the Met we got bigger problems Lou horny teens who should be out having bad sex but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it I don't get it there are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East and you don't see those people getting all violent you can't escape me I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a Killa [Music] whale uh Bob you can
't kill us without a little singing right a little singing if there's one thing he did not have to genetically enhance it's his voice how dare you torture my children with Mozart you know Mozart I call all music Mozart we're here to stop you with the help of the teenage abstinence class if you defeat this madman I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant I think I might be pregnant already well that's one of [Music] them python jaw unhinge I don't want to
die in some old dude's mouth Bob would you look at yourself to quote Whitman this is what you shall do love the Earth and Sun and animals despise riches stand up for the stupid and crazy who am I kidding my only exit is a final one what no farewell Simpsons and Lisa when you're older write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them how failed [Music] Finley now don't worry you're friend will always be part of our drinking [Music] water oh right I gave myself [Music] gills I told you the
only dancing I like is square hey I'm let you pay for those boys skipping lessons [Music] Okay woo n sure do miss that laugh I miss her too [Music] n like [Music] sh [Music] go [Music] push it to the [Music] Limit walk along razor head don't look down just keep your head or you can finish open up the limit pass the point of no return reach the top but still you got to learn how to keep it welcome to the limits take it maybe one step more power game still playing so we better push it to the Limi
t [Music] [Applause] damn [Music] [Applause] [Music] rerun even then I wish power a wish that my hour sh strongly heave my bre but I for poor old Scotland s [Music] all right you little monsters youve awakened Scotland's [Music] shame Willie you know you can't play that torture trumpet to kids I'll just use it to vape then class I would like you to meet your new teacher retired Air Force Sergeant M Barrera like a Rob Air Force Sergeant a woman good morning crew I am proud to be here educating my
country for you teacher because if there's one thing I learn in combat is that the most powerful weapon is knowledge what's the second most powerful weapon shoulder mounted anti-tank missile duh did you ever American Sniper someone that's really not appropriate for me to say how many hospitals did you have build negative3 oh my god I've Got a Cool Teacher what am I doing I'm sitting up straight and my hands are folded like a nerd I got to fix that yes now one's up in the air okay let's show thi
s innocent young veteran what happens when you call on Bart Simpson ma'am my name is Bart and I just want to say how delighted I am that you're here what the hell thank you Bart huh a NE hat mil housee have you ever thought a teacher was cute oh yeah I thought kopa was smoking I kept every issue of the fourth gradian she was in great lady pretty sober I've only got one beer inside me pull me over my blood alcohol is 03 I like it when the drivers sing their blood alcohol level not so sober so dru
nk I'll eat G station Sushi Homer don't forget to pick up milk no and not just any milk healthy milk without any hormones I won't forget they all adds in thought bubbles now woohoo I'm running a basic errand Homer Simpson buying a healthy product now I have seen all of the things that there are to see that will be $16 and can I interest you in any uh milk insurance $16 another case of the rich cow sticking it to the little guy okay don't worry we're going to get you into a milk today I like it's
in a plastic bottle that'll be around for millions of years but is it good for my kids I know you have concerns but this video will gloss over all of your questions it better how was that milk Jimmy boring now he could engineer a new Jimmy who is less of a brat but we'll just use science to Chaz things up we used to feed boring old grass to cows that might have been fine for Farmer Brown but we brought in a next Jed blend of fenel ketamine Kettle phetamine and a healthy sprinkling of transurani
c elements but don't worry we still get the milk from good oldfashioned cows that's the best milk I've ever had head you said milk we can't legally I'm not the kind of guy advertising works on but I'll take 20 no questions [Laughter] [Music] EST you're up already don't want to be late for school hair com face washed I thought I'd shake things up morning Mar morning Bart but what the la la is it a court day today let's see nope today we're off the courthouse is closed because the judge is becomin
g a citizen what Gibbs boy nothing's going on some days a boy just wants to look like he's going to church okay I'm the last one to breakfast you guys are planning my birthday right cuz last year's was kind of lonely boy that's when I realized just how big a bowling alley really is can we please get a move on I do not want to miss any school oo look at this Punk Bart possibly be connected to your cute new teacher oh do I have a cute new sexy teacher I had noticed Bart likes his teacher Bart like
s his teacher hey nothing can turn a boy's life around like a cute teacher like what Michelle feifer did for culio in fact to be supportive I'll drive BART to school are you just trying to see how cute the teacher is or how handsome he is Marge not a he right boy no even my dad came back for this that's right son butth right after this I have to go get some cigarettes last time you never came back oh don't cry Norman that's not my name oh right that's my other abandoned son I have a brother and
just what are you doing putting the First new coat of paint on this school in 30 years it's always good to have a Joker in the platoon Bart according to your folder you need some extra help can you meet me after class oh no problemo I can move my 330 freeze tag just k cancel Bart I am glad that you're trying but I am worried that you're starting from a place far behind most students it's because I am so troubled ma'am vulnerable I need a firm but pretty hand oh would you like Martin Prince to tu
tor you no last time he was at my house he talked about bird watching all day even my mom got bored and she loves boredom well I guess I could see you Tuesdays after school h [Music] Tu afternoon I'm just beginning to seeing now I'm on my way it doesn't matter to me chasing the CLS away uh Miss barira I was uh wondering if you needed any help uh pulling your Maps you have to give them a snap otherwise they just get longer and longer oh my God he loves her too oh my God he loves her too oh my God
they love me too that's right in my head I sound like this no no no no no what happened did Jazz die look at me but she's only eight somehow I'm becoming a squeaky voice teen do you want fries with that what am I saying I too was visited by the ghost of puberty present I've got a starter stash next I'm a loser then I'm a creep then I'm a perv I've got to buy a van this isn't fair I'm not ready for my awkward years this is my happy childhood for crying out loud a beep ding for pizza oh somewhere
another mustache is in tremendous pain it must be precautious puberty it's a thing I just read about it in thing magazine Homer I'll fix Lisa up and you teach BART to shave you got it but There Will Be Blood and there there and there the cream looks delicious but don't eat too much and there see how it's done boy Dad aren't you supposed to take the little plastic thing off the blade really I always wondered about that hm well hello Billy Zay sweetie every kid goes through this that's why proms
are dark just stick some carriage in there three times a day so we won't see your sweet little face for 10 more years mom the inside of this hoodie is covered in tears let me try some makeup crueltyfree oh yes I'll be very gentle March March you got to see this oh what is it I actually have two different ptsds the kind we combat veterans know and also parent teacher student dilemmas no Bart do not worry I am certified as a paramedic A teacher could you kiss my owie boy OES can only be kissed by
Willie where's the owie I'm fine I'm fine whoa Lisa you look great beautiful and mature like a sideline reporter oh really didn't know you were so cool well um uh well duh oh my God God I'm popular hope this doesn't go to my head it went right to my head so when you're done with this page you will learn how tectonic plates rub against each other till something gives dip down you do not have to tut to this boy under the new one Child Left Behind law but he needs help and he's not going to be a ch
ild much longer he's got a mustache coming in yeah so beat it bald lip oh my God I just got invited to my first third grade party are the parents going to be home yes lame guys I need to sharpen my mustaches which is better A or B A or B A or B A or B hey n I'm tired of my son having a mustache like a pool boy hey those pool boys pulling some sweet jingle plus they get to work in flipflops homie it's time we figure this out maybe milk will help us think how would milk do that it's from cows who
are smart enough not to get turned into hamburger oh I never looked closely at this milk before is it made by a soda company they don't just make soda Mars they also make industrial foam Homer it's the milk I'll call the help pot line on the carton talk to me yes I need a milk refund right um address please wait wait hold on 7 42 never Green Oh Evergreen Terra sorry our system's a little [Music] slow ew I mean cool I just turned a big Corner Bart oh Simpson I called you here to gloat yeah yeah I
know about you and Barrera you know about me and Carol you know her name oh first and middle and I know more her favorite salad bar item is little shredded cheese Everyone likes that no I know a lot more than that she's never seen an episode of Friends not even the one with NOP not one and she has a cat with different color eyes his name is Bowie no face it Simpson you can't compete with me I can rent a car how can I derail his happiness I got a delivery of live class pets here interesting excu
se me I have one question yes when you're in the shower do you shampoo your mustache of course it's a must stash not an if you feel like a stash all right have a good day take or [Music] easy I brought you some candy Carol not from CVS not from Walgreens from the airport and I wasn't even going anywhere go your candy filled with chupacabras we've been pranked or possibly punked I know who your prankster is for Simpson lad were you watching us make out I was watching you try mom could you please
please please stay within the lip liner a week ago You' never even worn makeup now you're an expert I a FR Sherry Cherry I usually don't see double until an hour into the party it's going to rain and rain washes off makeup and then they'll see me as I truly am imperfect blemished a social mess and a lampshade dress okay all right Lisa you were never popular so you're playing with the house is money attention party I'm not like you what I'm saying is I gave my Christmas money to NPR I have a chem
istry set that I've used is there a point to this and beneath all this makeup I have problem skin what are you talking about your skin is fine really the bad milk wore off so uh admitting you're not cool is probably the coolest thing you can do right I will see myself out you look bonely I feel bonely you want to be friends I do um how clean is that hand cleaner now okay a fish says moo this isn't going to last long I still take baths in the sink okay it's over sorry Ralph h W be eating crayons
for one all the plan is perfect I just have to get skinner to hold still while I slip a firecracker in his butt come on give it up Bart I realize what's been going on we've been operating under the influence of hormones hormones sounds farfetched very farfetched well it's true so give Skinner a shot everyone deserves happiness even wieners [Music] Hey Dad how much does a mustache Fairy pay three bucks when you asked me to go skating I really thought you knew how I thought I could learn by watchi
ng YouTubes this morning all right Simpson I'm here do what you do best your worst look Seymour I'm not going to do a thing Carol he's all yours wow the first war of one h Carol all it's left is for you to meet my mother and uh up she skates now my son I just want to say I wish the four of you the best four of us you her your model PLS and nudie books sorry Seymour now I can't look at you with a picturing it oh my room's not that bad I'm talking about your mother Hey listen want to roast marshma
llows I'd like that great man great you're buying thank you Simpson that does feel better fire looks like it's dying down thanks man well I guess a lot of women leave their men to go back and serve in Afghanistan no one drives him away like you [Music] Seymour well no more makeup for me ever what about when you're blowing your stupid horn at Carnegie Hall a if you say it out loud it won't come true KY hog Cary hog Cary hog looks like someone's still drinking the [Music] milk [Music] sh [Music] n
[Music] Go To Sleep Little M close your eyes start to yawn you will wake up with the large fries yes [Music] sir did you get the baby to sleep oh oh no oh I can't read that again I hate to see a wolf get punished for having normal appetites I'll tell you a story that'll put you to sleep it's one your mother told me Luan van hton uses flavored Crisco instead of butter for shortbread cookies which is apparently flakier but at what cost what's a okay sweetie I got a story about another little girl
who got lost in the woods but it wasn't a girl and it wasn't the woods suck suck indeed and it all happened once upon a time before you were born and my chances for a man cave went out the [Music] window bless you all for sacrificing your Saturday afternoon to help us clean up skill row when God came for Sunday I said nothing now he comes for Saturday Homer Simpson it's one thing to moan and groan on the bus but in front of these unfortunates that just curls my stash hey glanders why don't you
take some advice from your Bible and zip it oh where does the bible say zip it it's the first thing that burning bush said to Moses thank you for teaching us scripture thank [Music] you now all is helping has given me the most satisfying feeling ever so satisfying uh Lenny oh I get why they do it totally get it hey Carl you want to buy all my stuff for $5 I'll thank you all for spending the day thinking of others instead of yourselves Saturday was a Saturday now a reward to the most selfless cle
aner a family vacation to the Grand Canyon the winner Ned Flanders surprise surprise the guy that did the best job wins mhm but this gift certificate is for two families hey Reverend we'd love it if you and Helen would join us um uh of course we'd love to join you but I've noticed that you and Homer haven't been the friendliest neighborino if you get my didly uh well Med I think the Lord would want you to take the Simpsons on this trip our Lord yes our lord for would it not indeed be glorious if
in visiting a natural Chasm two quarrelsome neighbors would Bridge the chasm of their own Discord well I guess if job could accept his burdens um in America it's pronounced job Flanders we can settle it when we're zipped up together in the sleeping bag welcome aboard oh oh we'd love to go but is it such a good idea to travel with another family it's fun we travel with the herberts all the time we ran into you once in Cincinnati and we had dinner we slid our tables together we were in a booth we
could not get out of Homie we should go you and Ned need to learn to get along you said that same thing about me and Bart no the judge said the same thing about you and Bart judges if they were any good they'd be lawyers okay we'll go but if Flanders gets so annoying that I can't take it anymore the code word is octopus can it be something else I don't like things with hidden baks octopus or nothing okay so we took 8-year-old Bart and 6-year-old Lisa after 10 hours of driving I finally saw the
most glorious [Music] sight [Music] oh it's like Disneyland for thin people did you know that the Grand Canyon was created by erosion and before 1871 it was called Big Canyon okay that's it we're on vacation well you little keep him coming boy that one stung me that's enough we're here to enjoy ourselves if you just turn your head slightly I think you'll be pleasantly surprised no time h wow wow and they say we're running out of room for our garbage go tail It on the Mountain over the hills and
everywhere Go Tell It on the Mountain that Jesus Christ is born born born born born Go Tell It on the Mountain octopus octopus octopus a vacation with Flanders it's like telling you a bedtime story without a beer now where were we thank you ma'am H thank you yeah mhm am I such a terrible mother that my son doesn't even know to say thank you to a waitress come on honey what do you say you want me to lie and say I'm thankful for chicken and veg when I wanted whiskey battered bourbon bangers just s
ay thank you my boy never said thank you now he's on death row was on death row Daddy when will the noise stop take these those were earplugs [Music] a wow I never thought there'd be something I'd want to stare at longer than that car wreck on the way here we've got to hurry before they run out of mules oo is that what they're serving for breakfast how about donkeys no huh that's odd enjoying your moon view Homer well you little to could play at that game stupid kid so embarrassing I'm a little
nervous with all these waivers we have to sign Mar this is a national park people are completely safe here now let's do my favorite thing go downhill wa you're 180 my blood pressure is okay uh let's get you a mule dude get me El Gordo Gordo here used to carry 200 lb Granite blocks up from the [Music] [Laughter] canyon this has got to be the most beautiful thing we've ever stole from the Indians [Music] what is that a billionaires Retreat yeah the heads of America's most powerful media companies
have come to enjoy nature put up the cell phone tower I said I wanted a Tom Cruz type not Tom Cruz burn down the cell phone tower can't stand rich people can I name my mule we prefer you don't is there a name for this Trail I'm sure there is is this a fun job not at the moment do you count as a grownup my parents don't think so you're grown up to me thanks here have the piece of the canyon are you sure it's okay hey it only makes the canyon grander I don't know where your son gets it Marge I'm o
nly going to say this once but I think you're a little checked out checked out checked out checked out checked out checked out checked out checked out checked out well your kids aren't exactly perfect yay we can improve let's think about it quietly Bo I bet that mustache smells really bad huh oh don't you rip on my lip strip I smell candles and and Pew polish we're near a Church Catholic if I don't miss my [Music] guess little popish for my taste but I did come here for adventure jeez Flanders y
ou find in everything God is in everything he's omnipresent you mean if I check into the Omni Hotel right now he's there as a matter of fact he is and from now on we're staying at the Hyatt Regency you're B there dad not as hogar Swanson I love this country are you sure this is safe totally you're with State Farm right where's our guide where's the trail [Music] big Maggie I'd like to hear the rest I still have my piece of the canyon okay it was looking rough oh no bars you mean on your phone he
y you're right oh more bad news most of the food was on the gu's mule I sure am glad somebody packed all this white fish salad I'm willing to eat some and if I die you know it's bad Homer it's time for you and me to go out and get help please be careful Uncle Ned our will bart please please be careful don't worry if you don't come back I'll be so sad excuse me what about over here right please please be careful please let's go Flanders oh no the poor thing gets night terrors I forgot to say God
bless the mailman he's not awake but he's not asleep do your kids get these I will now that I know what they are other kids say I'm in their nightmares I'm not your puppet B I'm not you ever seen Stars this bright Homer blessed is the beauty of Our Lord [Music] amen listen Flanders this trip has given me time to think if I die here you're welcome to live in my carcass for warmth I'm not living in your carcass oh come on you make it sound like a bad thing look we're saved we just go down there ge
t some food and help returning to civilization attention people talking unless you are here to dispose of our poop we will start shooting in 5 [Music] minutes how is that even camping it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven sometimes I just don't get it what I'm saying is the eye of the needle is very small and it can't no I mean down there they have everything we need to survive but they won't share maybe if I look through these binoculars
one more time I I'll see something better we've got to go in and steal what we need well Thou shalt not steal but if I don't steal that's coveting that's bad too look Flanders we tried things your way and it failed now let's try mine okay oh wait we never did things my way too late I'm already rolling downhill no Shar Rock Soul Cactus more scorpions is that all you can do sting no no they're pitching easy plers don't make us s okay here come on take this got it oh it's heavy ready to go up we'r
e too heavy toss off what we don't need fine we can do without salad forks woohoo No Sugar Tonight for the coffee no sugar tonight for their tea we took all their fany cheeses and their tasty sh trout solo Grand Canyon [Music] yeah you know Homer we make a good team Homer breakfast time come in get it come in get it come in ah not again tablecloth cavar bacon bacon no this was before Lisa was a vegetarian that's right I had the arteries of a 20-year-old I'm going to miss you [Music] pill [Music]
well Homer you think this will be one of those vacations where the Friendship we made will last forever or start eroding the minute we enter our cars Flanders like all friendships between men in the end it's up to our wives [Music] mhm that was a nice story Homer you know sometimes I wish this Grand Canyon between us it wasn't so large the offer still stands you can live in my carcass there's room in my legs for the boys maybe we could just store old clothes in you I'd like that and you know wh
at Flanders I think we owe you guys a trip always wanted to visit the postcard Museum thank you my pleasure I wonder if they sell postcards in the gift shop wait [Music] out [Music] sh h by [Music] Coman [Music] to next video Hobby
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