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The Worst Thing About a Bra Fitting | Sarah Millican

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Sarah Millican

4 days ago

few months ago I decided to go for a bra fitting give us a woo if you've ever been for a bra fitting give us a wooof you did not enjoy it exactly the same people again it's a very odd experience isn't it in a second I'll give you an opportunity should you want to shout out and tell me what it was you didn't like about your bra fit and but let me give you a couple of examples to start you off there was a lady a few months ago I said what didn't you like about your bra fitting and she shout her co
ld hands and I get it cuz cold hands aren't very pleasant to touch and they do have to touch you at various times but I had think about it and I think I prefer cold hands to warm hands warm hands kind of ick me out warm hands imply to me that they've been doing this ooh ooh Sheila have seen me 10:00 I cannot wait ooh there's a lady not long ago I said well didn't you like about your bra fitting she shouted out it was embarrassing I said of course it's embarrassing flower but I said was the one m
oment that was worse than the rest she said oh yes when I took me bra off two bits of popcorn fell out now probably the easiest way to talk to you guys is to kind of talk to you in a kind of upstairs and kind of downstairs that probably makes a bit of sense and maybe if we do kind of this half if if I the center point let's do this half is one side this half is the other and we'll do upstairs and then downstairs that sound all right yeah okay anybody on this side upstairs and on this side want t
o shout down and tell me what you didn't like about your bra fitting there was a lady somewhere here give us a WI live who said yeah what did you say my love I was disappointed you were disappointed and also your accent is the best accent to be disappointed in I was disappointed why were you disappointed my love it was a woman it was a woman she's clapping herself I love that she's clapping herself that was really funny I was really funny just were you expecting a good groin was that what you we
re wanting you were were you oh my god there was a lady shouted out quite recently uh she said uh that it was a male bra fitter and we were all really shocked the whole audience were like oh my God and I said which shop was that cuz I thought let's find out and all the women were like ready to write it down and a man in a totally different part of the room went my shop uh anybody else on this side Wy give us a wave where are you there you are right in the front hello my love what did you say won
ky boobs wonky boobs is this a Heckle no no you never know in this section you never know uh wonky boobs she pointed out that one is she pointed out than the other she pointed out that one one is some I the the use of the word somewhat larger than the other but on everybody's yes did you do the traditional test I don't know if you know there's a traditional test for finding out which is your bigger one I don't know if you know this that's it and that is a joke and if anybody does that to you and
you have not given them permission go to the [ __ ] police thanks for watching you know what would be great is if you liked and subscribed I'm so NY I'm so sorry H and why not come and see me live and the ticket are available at term. co.uk put the kettle on and settle in

Comments

@Rubrickety

Sarah’s famous horn impression is a great gift to humanity.

@ladyjustice1474

The disappointed lady😂 You go girl.

@rongardener4142

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Sarah's clown car horn impression? That was uncanny! 🤡📯

@katieinhops5163

My only bra fitting by a "professional" was horrible. My measurements said A cup, but I was spilling out every way of the A. The lady refused to get a larger cup size because "they should work". Left without purchasing anything. 15 years later and still have flashbacks like it was yesterday.

@krisjones74

Sarah might be the funniest person alive today.

@nellestanton771

You do make me 😂 it's been miserable ..cold ...and I have aches and pains ..but I just fall about 😂 after few mins of Sarah's observations.

@andyhinch3198

She is fantastic at making every day things hilarious. No subject is off limits. How she brings the audience in on the jokes is amazing, its not all about her ❤

@Trapper_Creek_2024

Hahahaha! Popcorn! OMG I’m 💀

@MsEvelyn30

I've never had the "honking" per se, but I have had a few heavy head tilts to the left. 🤣

@gailaltschwager7377

Thank you! Chuckle!

@susanweiss1439

Went for one, she could not believe I knew my size, she argued with me over it. I'm a 40 DD, she insisted 42 D. IT did NOT FIT. too loose and not enough coverage. W⚓️

@audradecker1437

How do you do the honking noise? That's so cool!!!! 🎺

@ljtlove4519

HILARIOUS!!! UCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/b8IfY7zOK9iVkNAP_I2A-AYUCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/b8IfY7zOK9iVkNAP_I2A-AYUCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/b8IfY7zOK9iVkNAP_I2A-AY

@echognomecal6742

I could get stuck on the fact that I'd be happier if I were able to make that honk noise or I could think of the things I already can do that make me happy (& can still want to do the honk noise, bc, ofc.)

@naps4all

First and only bra fitting at age 55! It was terrible-- the employee grabbed my boobs and jammed them into the bra cups. It felt like an assault. In order to wrap things up quickly, I bought two expensive bras that didn't fit properly, but the experience was over!