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Jarvis Johnson

7 months ago

we're in a historic time because we are currently in a podcasting Renaissance for dudes with terrible opinions and this is why women should stop having sex it's scientific have you heard this no Studies have recently shown that women who engage in sexual activity are at increased risk of ruining the vibe I know that's right um and not texting me back you know that reminds me because I heard a guy shouting on the subway this morning King that women are actually a psyop from the government what to
mind control society and that is why they have boobs we gotta get this guy on now I don't know where this trend started probably like 34 A.D but I know it's reached a boiling point recently with fresh and fit which as far as I can tell is a podcast about calling women dumb this is the perfect example that you can be dumb as a girl and make it through like pressure fit revolutionized the misogyny podcast format instead of just having two men talk amongst themselves about meat or whatever they br
ing on 10 women to talk over and when they're not yelling at them they're asking the women leading questions about promiscuity if you didn't care and it didn't matter you would say your body count but it does matter which is why you don't want to say it no it's just because it's private whether they would give up Instagram for a man I think if you're in a serious relationship with a girl she should not have an Instagram that's cheating especially if she has cancel the cloud photos of herself on
the internet she's not making money off it which a lot of women tend to do and why their standards are too high do you think women in general today are realistic or delusional about their dating standards on what they want and what they think they deserve and if the women disagree with the host or he just got up on the wrong side of the bench press they get kicked off the show there's a full Supercut of Myron getting emotional and kicking women off the show men overwhelmingly prefer a girl that
is not promiscuous and doesn't come with the past okay that's a fact that's not my opinion or what I think it's meant if given the chance would prefer a girl that isn't promiscuous okay or has a past okay so that's not a small minded okay you'll get the [ __ ] off the show bro because that's what big strong men do when faced with adversity they kick their enemies off their podcast it's a Tale As Old As Time Ed Too Brutus get out of the studio Caesar bro just let me finish talking about these aqu
educts I unplugged your mic bro that's just rude uh okay ow but I don't want to talk about fresh and fit anymore no because it's too black that's a joke of course but where the fresh and fit podcast is shot at night often has on women of color to embarrass and stars two black guys named Myron and fresh the whatever podcast which the rest of this video is about is the exact opposite it's shot in the day there are far fewer guests of color and it's hosted by a white guy named Brian though for flav
or he does stylize his name is Brixton I don't know why but what I do know is that their gentrifying misogyny podcast now and that's cool oh and for those who are getting a little uncomfortable right now I'm allowed to make these jokes because I don't know if you noticed but I also have a podcast before we get into that let's talk about today's sponsor factor factor makes meeting your nutrition goals easier than ever by providing fresh never Frozen and dietitian approved meals directly to your d
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fresh who has a real name I presume but they just call him fresh is mostly a background player to Myron and often defers to his lead on the flip side Brian's co-host is also deferential to his lead by virtue of the fact that she is a sex doll named Kiki I'm your host Brian Atlas I'm joined by my co-host Kiki she's a bit shy okay a few quick announcements Brian introduces her like that in every episode and it's oh it's so funny dude the format of the whatever podcast may sound familiar to you th
e host brings on a panel of entirely too many guests stretching the limits of how many sure sm7bs can fit on a table the show then asks incredibly original and hard-hitting questions like what is your body count what's your body count body count doesn't matter what's your butt oh my God would you give up Instagram for a man so would you get rid of your Instagram or social media for a marriageable man in this last one I've never heard before why are women standards so high an investigation you kn
ow for a podcast about modern dating they sure do talk a lot about Traditional Values what do you think is yeah like I understand like um the draft I was wondering what other you mentioned the draft so yes men are the exclusive subjects to military conscription women are entirely exempt men throughout all of human existence have been 99.99 of military casualties just on this sole grievance I would say that the suffering men have experienced when it comes to Warfare outweighs all of women's Colle
ctive grievances probably a thousand times over I'd encourage all of you to watch All Quiet on the Western Front I do love listening to talk of the horrors of War while the drop comes in so in this clip the guest acknowledges that war is bad and a mandatory conscription is a form of Oppression and is asking for other forms of repression that men face and Brian's response is to just go on and on about the draft also women weren't really allowed to serve in combat throughout history in America at
least you know because they were supposed to be rearing children and taking care of the home and when they could enlist it was as a secretary or in nurse and to do combat they would have to pull a Mulan Aura She's the Man depending on how aggressive you view men's soccer also the reaction shots here are like exclusively of women giving blank stares while Brian goes on and on about the draft which I'm sure a lot of women recognize this stare and it's funny to me because they edited this themselve
s Brian does not come off well in this and this is on the official Tick Tock page he really told those ladies about men suffering I don't know that he did so you said one of your big issues is that men cheating right if you could find a guy that you let's say in magical world you guaranteed knew that he would never cheat on you his one condition though is that you could not go out to bars clubs and parties anymore ever would you be with that man absolutely not there it is there it is I mean of c
ourse not that's controlling welcome back to women be crazy contestant two final question would you give up all of your personal freedoms for a man who takes out the trash no there it is got her guards pick her away hey that's all we have for this week on women be crazy tune in next week where we ask three hot singles if they spend a year in a dungeon for their man's fantasy team see you next time it's so funny to me that the context for finding a man who doesn't cheat is a magical world like it
's so unbelievable it's fiction the mythical Wizarding World has everything which is warlocks a guy who keeps it in his pants fantasies of your wildest imagination sorry I'd also like to point out the guy pee into this clip it's not it's not yes it is you're literally controlling what your significant other can do because of your own insecurity that they'll cheat on you it's textbook controlling Behavior I don't know what to tell you chase but hey these guys always claim that they're being taken
out of context on clips that they edit themselves so I went ahead and found the full episode which was not easy by the way it's not like it's labeled or anything I had to go one by one and when I finally found it the episode was three and a half hours long and the context was worse it's not here's the thing here's what Brian's getting at okay if I find a girl that I want to make my wife and I find her super attractive yeah because that's what I would do I would make her my wife yeah because tha
t's what I would do I would make her my wife Jessica is that your name yeah that's my name I'd like to make you my wife oh I mean I'm flattered but we just not asking hey you are a feminist you're 100 you are a little inhibitist aren't you look at me equal rights he has opinions this is adorable if I found some great woman she's beautiful I want to make her my wife okay if she's like yeah I want to go out to clubs all the time without you it's like okay I I don't want that because what happens i
s beautiful women go to clubs and they get hit on by Chads and I'm scared I don't want a Chad to steal my wife there's no way my wife could resist to Chad look at him this worldview is so common in these circles and it's rooted in insecurity like if your girlfriend is getting attention from man which you feel is threatening and your response is to control her access to the world then that's just controlling and very insecure this woman then clarifies that she's only talking about going out with
her friends but that shouldn't even matter because if your relationship is only surviving because your girlfriend hasn't been in the same room as a Chad then you're in the wrong relationship trust is a fundamental part of relationships and these men seem to fundamentally lack it they believe that if their partner tells them that they won't cheat then they're [ __ ] lying and they're actually always looking to cheat and so then they have to quote unquote mitigate risk but I'm sorry that's just a
bananas way to live your life here's an idea trust your partner and if they break that trust have a conversation or break up it is a much healthier alternative than locking them in a anti-chad fortress if you go out once or twice a year with like it's some birthday party I think that would be okay right yeah I'm not saying you can't go anywhere you can go to one or two birthday parties a year right Chase like this woman has to ask Brian and Chase if she's allowed to go outside these guys are so
transparently sad I don't know why they don't realize that the hottest most confident thing a man can be is by trusting their partner being like Oh yeah babe go have fun go do whatever because we have such a strong relation ship that we're always going to come back to each other and there's there's love and trust between us you know what I mean or you could even be like oh yeah Nobody Does it Like Me Babe I'm like the best in town all of this I'm so sorry by the way nobody's gonna cheat on that
and if she does she's missing out on all of have I mentioned all of this they're so threatened by a woman's Independence and it's really like I don't know it reveals a lot about their world view I don't go to bars clubs parties so and I think that's the case with Chase too it is by the way not going out is fine preferring a partner with similar like habits is fine but the projection Happening Here is uh 4K HD it's showing it's in IMAX we're in a theater it is projecting see the simile also Brian
does go to bars and I know this because he tells the saddest stories about it if a woman goes to a bar club one guy at least one guy a couple guys are gonna hit on her also the sex doll thing and the fact that they cut to the sex dolls in their shorts as if to get a reaction shot is like the most like transparent objectification of women the woman that co-host's podcast is actually an object you know what I mean like that's ridiculous that's a little on the nose I think if a guy goes to a bar o
r club just goes in the corner right nobody's going to talk to him the entire [ __ ] night he's going to sit there stand there all alone he's just gonna be in a corner no one's going to talk to him the entire night no one's going to ask him about his podcast or where he got so many cool flannel shirts they'll just look and they'll point and they'll say look at that loser Brian look at that loser Ryan that's his name his name is different than mine because he's not me this time you can even see t
he women holding back a laugh because of how pathetic this is official Tick Tock by the way the whole podcast feels like him describing his negative experiences with women and then looking for their validation so are you guys familiar with the dating app Bumble yeah yeah so Bumble is a dating app where the girl has to message first very familiar and uh I was on there for a bit I'm not on there anymore but my experience on Bumble is finally the women y'all have the power ninety percent of the fir
st messages I got were hey and I had a [ __ ] interesting as [ __ ] profile too like if it was me seeing that profile I could come up with like 10 different things I could open up with my profile was interesting is [ __ ] dude I had theorems postulates there was a map to a treasure not to mention a photo of me holding a big fish and all you can say is hey women don't they don't deserve rights right ladies now that you've gotten a bit of a taste of whatever it is they're cooking let's look at the
raw ingredients that make up the whatever smoothie you've got Brian on the mic his laptop held up by some of the great Wars of History World War One World War II A Song of Ice and Fire Game of Thrones George RR Martin you've got Kiki on the mic she's shy she's also not on the mic in this corner you've got only fans models in literal college students they think they're on a fun show about dating but surprise they're gonna debate Chase on every episode there's always a Chase and by Chase I mean a
conservative content creator who Brian has brought on to debate his guests for him because he's not so good at it this isn't always the case but more often than not the show devolves into Brian's conservative guests debating with sex workers and college girls who were just trying to have a good time I like to go out when I go out I'm not going out looking for a guy yeah I'm not going out looking to flirt I want to jam that's what girls say like Mr making my wife Chase is a super conservative Go
d guy on Twitter with a big following and hashtag pureblood in his bio which I thought was a race thing but it turns out it's just a covet thing awesome oh and hashtag Bitcoin why is it always crypto Bros they're catching a stray here for some reason and then of course he had on that guy that defended domestic abuse trigger warning for that you can't divorce and that's not a real even though it might be like physically abusive you got to endure people are two people now to be honest are just sit
uation that might be in that situation what would you recommend okay the whole Squad is weird I found this expired casting call for the podcast where they really just say it's a podcast about modern dating and relationships so it did say that you could bring a girlfriend with you but what it didn't say is that if you carpool Brian will kick you all out together leave yes that's fine so stay woke ladies get an Uber but I do think the majority of the guests come from Instagram I know that the show
does reach out to people but also they encourage people to reach out to them and why would someone do that well for the model Zone only fans despite the fact that they're getting shamed on the show it I've heard that it can lead to some pretty good conversion for their platform and it's funny how that works interesting some of the women even use this as an opportunity to Uno reverse the show and farm them for viral Tick Tock Clips the ladies to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten one well
come on one I mean isn't this a humbleness test like you say something over six and they humble you anyway yeah but is that too low five yeah but you're not supposed to know I asked farha the person from this clip why she went on the whatever podcast and she said I was surprised at how shaky the host values slash how easily debunkable slash inconsistent so much of his talking points are it really just surprised me that a podcast like this is popular in this day and age and the theme concept fee
ls so outdated so basically I went on to go and say obvious things that debunked the show Even though Brian may deny it the show clearly has an agenda which you can tell from like everything they've ever produced she thinks dating is hard for women oh well he like had to let you know what his opinion was it's pretty funny like you could have just left it she rates herself a 10 delusion Brian kicked out disrespectful girl must watch Vibe is so bad it's really not you're the one who made it all wh
ole time and I'm sorry it was bad when people started disagreeing with it coming on sorry it's my fault okay you can leave get up leave okay you can leave you can leave Rage Quit wow hey get out I can't give her my number no you have to leave damn oh yeah she was so disrespectful oh my god dude so so disrespectful last but certainly least is the chat the show is live streamed which allows you to see the women hating in real time and donate of course I oh sorry hold on just a second underscore wh
atever is donated 200 don't give my chemical home runs a firearm I guess that's your nickname by the way can I um can you give me one of those um those fingerless gloves for me to wear uh the chat Behavior typically goes like this if a man is speaking it's w man Big W Chad and then if a woman is talking they'll say dumb lady bad lady and then they'll spam 304 which is a little code and it's the most Middle School [ __ ] I've ever seen I also saw 304 in the chat what does 304 mean area code proba
bly it was like nice they don't know they don't know that's the joke for those who don't have their TI-84 Silver Edition on hand if you type 304 into a calculator and turn it upside down it spells hoe so thanks for coming to class today there will be a quiz 304 caught lying on whatever podcast 304 with double standards it's like everywhere it's like a universal code for in cells 304 is a little nostalgic for me because it takes me back to a more wholesome time where we used to spell hello and bo
obs in our calculator sounds like these guys need a 531-8804 Hobbies the chat is another example of Brian being a Meek little worm he won't come out and body shame his guests himself but if someone in the chat does it he'll laugh at it or he'll offer his full-throated support for the low low cost of 99 Fat phobia incoming by the way astrology hold on just a sec Davis donated 200 thank you Mike Davis I don't mean to make this personal but only in this Western backward culture can a hippo have a r
oster and these females who will shriek at Mike Davis was seconds away from bursting in laughter so STFU sorry just addressing the elephant in the room do you ever that's obviously directed towards you uh I love how it interrupts the flow of conversation hang on just a sec everybody touchgrass69 just sent us 200 to say the most evil [ __ ] [ __ ] world and I'm gonna let him this happens throughout the show in fact I would say it's like a core tenant of the show that there's just a gaggle of guys
sitting around spending hundreds of dollars to virtually cat call and Heckle women paying an influencer for exclusive access to their content I don't know bro sounds like scent Behavior to me but even worse than that some guys will spend hundreds of dollars throughout the course of an episode to have an ongoing conversation with the panel I watched someone do this in a four hour episode he was asking the women to rate his appearance and it culminated in one of the saddest screenshots of all tim
e YouTube has a max of 500 a day I can't give any more money please have the girls rape me please I would give more but the website won't let me please please tell me if I'm hot or not I just feel like it's relevant to consider the community being fostered here where a bunch of lost men are hating on women that they privately seek the approved love or publicly for for 500 the only fans are Cheaper by the way and you they let you message them and on top of all of this the podcast is so boring and
no one seems to be having a good time Brian is the most reluctant misogyny profiteer that I have ever seen and I'm not even convinced that he believes what he's saying I don't like these terms like Alpha and high value or high staff I even saw that you retweeted a video of someone you know of one of the hosts calling one of the girls a dumb [ __ ] and then it goes into the meta of the person watching it calling the girl a dumb [ __ ] and then it goes into the meta of someone watching and callin
g that a dumb [ __ ] you know what the show does you know what it is wait did I even I don't know if I retweeted the I'm not sure if I reposted that on my Twitter feed however if you're talking about the freedom tunes cartoon which was not produced by whatever so you don't think that anyone watches that show this show for that for what at least on shows like fresh and fit there's some dynamism to the hosts like they're the worst people you've ever seen or heard but hey they're charismatic in con
trast Brian is just flat even the title of the show is just whatever you know he's like if Toby from the office hated women it's not even entertaining when he kicks people off I've chosen to redirect the con the conversation you can either accept that or you can leave your choice yeah for people out there who like are listening to this because Brian can even put down the fort and then of course this woman drove two of the other guests peace out see ya I'm gonna get up too but thank you for okay
it's nice meeting you no you can't sit here you got to get out you gotta get out we drove together okay he is so proud of himself for kicking three people off but it's it's like a technicality because she drove the other two oh is that a hat trick it's like oh I'm so cool dude I'm a football star because I kicked off three ladies from my podcast it's like it's the title of the episode she to debate three girls kicked off hat trick please take yourself seriously you did not kick three people off
the other two were a technicality I'm not even convinced that he is doing this for any reason other than the fact that fresh and fit also do it shout out to fresh and fit for the inspiration check them out on YouTube I watched my friend Noah's video that briefly touched on this but it's funny to see that this man's own audience is starting to turn on him for not being masculine enough and I can't feel bad because he's been profiting off of this which is sad because at the end of the day it seems
like a guy half-heartedly going for a cash grab which he's done before because prior to the whatever podcast Brian made prank videos and hey aren't misogyny podcast the prank videos of the 2020s okay bye

Comments

@D_YellowMadness

The "okay" woman won hilariously.

@chikinonfrydai

bro he really asked her if she would give up her personal freedom for a man who does the absolute bare minimum 💀💀

@roberthebert2826

it's genuinely absurd that these guys equate women having a social life to cheating

@strawburri420

the girl the just said "okay" while the guy was just trying desperately to dunk on her is hilarious and so iconic.

@kphoria1009

inviting women to a podcast where you’re putting down women and then kicking them out when they disagree with you is the equivalent of that subway meme that’s like bruh you made the sandwich

@TurboNemesis

I love it when dudes bring up war when they talk about men's suffering vs women because they have absolutely 100% never been in a war. They have not served, they have not enlisted, I'd be willing to bet the vast majority of them have never been shot at or even been in the vicinity of a gun being fired. But compare that to how many women face casual misogyny and sexist discrimination every single day of their lives.

@gilbej91

I absolutely loooove when men talk about "oh only men are conscripted"...and WHO created the conscription and WHO noted that the conscription for front line soldiers were men...hmm? 🙄🙄

@iris5478

18:22 OKAY BUT her exchanging numbers with the other woman on the way out was such an insane power move because I could bet my entire life's savings that brian has never laid eyes upon the phone number of a woman before

@oliviamoodyyyy

How do they not realize that nearly every woman WISHES they could go out to a club or bar without getting hit on by some random guy

@sway_onthetrail

My wife and I were talking the other day about how she can not have a real girl's night because all of her friends husbands or boyfriends refuse to let them hang out alone. It's the weirdest shit. I'm having to start being friends with these dudes that I don't really have an interest in being friends with just so that I can pull them away from the girls and distract them long enough so the girls can actually go do shit. It's crazy stuff.

@Tumblekitten

I don’t know why they assume that an instagram would be in any way sexual; I have an art instagram, my aunt literally just shares bible stuff and horses, I know so many people who share travel photos. So many don’t even have a single photo of themselves, it’s obvious what these podcasters use it for…

@TheAmazingfulOne

Woman : ok Man: yo get the F off my show! You are emasculating me!

@manslaughter3180

Props to the woman who just replied with "okay" and set the guy off so much by just saying that and nothing else that he yote her from the podcast. All men like this scream insecurity

@ashleysbored6710

These guys somehow think that good, respectful, non-cheating men don't exist, like that doesn't say something about themselves

@frenchhammock5019

The funniest part of this to me is that the 'This is Sparta' sound bite is spoken by a character that was respectful to his wife and literally looked to her for confirmation of his intentions before he kicked the Persian into the well. Y'know, the kind of behaviour these insecure cucks would think is totally simping.

@KarmaLovesPee

15:53 They act like people dont die from domestic abuse. I was in an abusive relationship and almost died cuz I thought the only way out was to unalive myself.

@OrangeMusk-zo3ju

It's so disturbing that they have an actual audience. The amount of people who share their beliefs and comment is terrifying.

@matilderizzo3259

At this point why don'y they date each other, if they hate women so much? It would make more sense as they have the same "values"💀

@eviltreeb

while trying to embarrass women, they embarrass themselves!

@CloseUrEyesNListen

Brian has admitted in the streams that hes doing this for money, and this is the fastest format to make money. Its unbeliveable how mysoginistic society is... Also, the guy talking about domestic abuse was exposed for beating a girl in a club with a bottle and then bragging about it in a whatsapp group or something like that.