In 2006 Smosh was asked to make a video accurately recreating a diary of George Washington, which was thought to be the first blog in history. When Smosh show their videos historians, they were immediately banned from the historical society, and the video was never seen again. Until now... [ah...] Shut up! Hey, guys. It's Anthony and Ian here. Howdy. And today we're going to be narrating this historical reenactment that we made of the first vlog ever created by George Foreman- George Washington.
Yeah, so George made this blog in 1776 and most of the time he's just bitching about things like every other blogger does. Hey, George. Can you take out the trash, man? I'm sick of asking you. His roommate was actually Thomas Jefferson. He was a dick. Tom, will you just leave me alone? I'm making a frickin video, okay? I don't care! If you don't take out the trash right now, I'm not gonna let you pick up Sally on my horse tonight. Just do it. I'm asking you every night. I don't want to. Just fr
ickin stop- FINE I'LL DO THE FRICKIN THING, OKAY? IF YOU SHUT UP. WILL YOU SHUT UP? Yeah, just do it. OK, FINE! GOD! Yo, what up G.W.? What up, Benjamin Franklin? Benjamin Franklin actually invented the high five. How are your slaves doing? They couldn't be better. How about yours? Um, we're like best friends. Like Barry right here. What up bro? Hey, Mr. Washington? I was wondering if I can get Saturday off cuz I got my kids? No. Get back to work. Yes, sir. I'm bored. What do you wanna do today?
I got an idea. Barry, get back over here and hold the camera. Yes, sir. Hi. I'm George Washington and this is Jackass. So at this point George Washington gets shot like in the finale of the OC. (singing) Um, what I said and that's what I wanted- That's not, that's not even the right lyrics. Do you know the right lyrics? Whatever, okay? Um, anyway so George Washington pulls the bullet out of his abdomen and kills the guy with it! And a few minutes later George gets a call from Paul Revere. Oh, h
old on. Hold on. Yo. What up, P. Rev? The British are coming! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! And then, like, the entire British Army comes straight for him. Luckily, Benjamin Franklin gave him the sword of Excalibur. Whatever the hell that is. Dude, that's the sword that King Arthur pulled out of stone because he was hella strong. Anyway, George Washington started shanking some hoes and by hoes, I mean British Soldiers. As soon as George Washington defeated the entire British Army, He was crowned as the k
ing of the United States of America. And that's the story of George Washington's first video blog. Oh, and he almost forgot to do one very important thing. Dude, were we supposed to do something important today? I don't know, let me check my Blackberry. Hey, Barry! What are we supposed to do today? You're supposed to sign the Declaration of Independence. Oh, yeah! Duh!
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