(Hahaha) BRO WHAT THEY BLOCKING THE P- AHHH *Clapping* Listen Fire, Flame, Flow Productions. They don't make them like this no more. *Explosion Sound Effect* Hold up.. Producer let me- Count me in. 3.. 2.. 1. *Music Plays Then Stops* Yeah. You know what the beat is too slow. It's just too slow. aaAAHhHHHH Sup' YouTube what's going on Cory Kenshin here and welcome. Back t- *Noise* Bierce: Dark Deception Cory: Freak Hello? Hello? *Noise* Bierce: Dark- Alright time *Inaudible* aside, I heard chapte
r 2's in the game. Lets-Let's see what's going on with this. It's been awhile. Bierce: Eight more pieces to go. Are you ready for another nightmare? Cory: WhooWEE! My lady, *Music Starts Playing* Mm, mh, mmm. Now, ain't you a tall glass of milk..? Ya'll thought I forgot- Oh she doing that moaning stuff again. Can you stop?! What is you over there doing with yourself? *Music starts playing* Today, I'm giving away a battle field FIVE. *Wow* X- Box 1S If you want a chance to win, slice that like bu
tton. Hah, I'll wait. Heh. And let me know the most hyped game of 2019, it could be anything. Ski simulator 2019, if that's what you're looking forward to, let me know. Let's do this. *Child giggling* Isn't chapter 2 out? Bro, why-why my chapter 2 not out? *Intermission Music Starts Playing* Cory: Chapter 2.. FIVE DOLLARS AND THREE CENTS?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH No, no, excuse my naïveté. I'm thinking the game just got updated, chapter 2-THEY WANT A FIVER? I need to be reimberse and I'm looking at YO
- Alright we back. Hopefully I got th- You got something to say? Hopefully I got the -uh- DLC installed Ay.. *Inaudible* uh..oh.. Let's go. Bierce: Malak has blocked the entrance. I don't think he likes you very much. Bierce: Go to the ring alter. I can unlock the power to boost your speed for brief periods of time. Cory: Ring alter? Where das at? Uhh. Oh, let me come back here. Okay. Ooo.. What's that? Ri- *Loud Sharp Blade Noises* What is happening? I got speed boost 2. Uhh, speed boost 3, E t
o unlock. Cool. Speed boost 4. Let's just get em' all. Bierce: Use it wisely. And don't thank me. We'll work that out later. Cory: Oh, I earned every penny.. OHH SPEED BOOST Elementary Evil.. Oh, I'm ready. The Ankle-Breaker is a little rusty.. Bierce: Have you ever missed your school days? Cory: no Bierce: After all, it was the last time you were innocent. Cory: Girl, I'm still innocent. You don't know me. Cory: What I-What I been doing? Bierce: Another barrier. You know what to do. Cory: How d
o I get the tablet out? *Loud noise* Oh. WOOH. WOOHWEE! Excuse me? Welcome students.. *Piano notes playing* Hello?-OOH Agatha: Ooh, a new friend! I'm so excited! Welcome! Agatha: I heard we might be getting a new student. Here soon. Cory: What's wrong with you?! Agatha: So I put together this little welcoming party for ya! Agatha: It's really nice to have someone new to play with! Cory: What wrong with your hands? Agatha: Don't tell the others, but they've been getting pretty boring lately. Agat
ha: But you'll spice things up around here won't ya? Agatha: You can share everything with me. Agatha: All your secrets. Agatha: All your mistakes. Agatha: All your pain.. Cory: Euh- Agatha: That's what best friend are for! Right..? Cory: Uh, e- First of all, your hands look like tree bark. *School bell rings* Burnt tree bark at that. Bierce: Looks like school is back in session. Cory: Excuse me? And this s- oh, oh snap. We gotta collect the things again. Oh my gosh, I hate this. Okay soon as yo
u collect the first one. The game gets started. She hears everything. Alright, bring it on. Let's get it. Bustin' through. Agatha: Ready or not, here i come~ Cory: Bro, we need a radar. It says that she sees us. Alright, come on. Where the enemies at? OH RIGHT THERE. Whoo uh-uh Well can you hear this? *Farts* uhh. There we go. She is SCREAMING back there! OH SHE RUNNING. OH SHE RUNNING WOOH OH SHE RUNNING OH SHE RUNNING. OH MY GOOSHH I'M STUCK WHOOH BROO bro bro bro bro bro She's not on the rad
ar no more. Is she behind me? OH SHE BEHIND ME. BRO, WHY IS SHE NOT ON THE RADAR?! SPEED BOOST SPEED BOOST SPEED BOOST SPEED SPEED SPEED BOOST SPEED BOOST WOOH OH MY GOSH. Oh my gosh. Bro, we bout' to die. We bout to die. We bout to die. Bro, my speed boost is not ready. Ooh, she breathin' on me. She breathin on me. Bierce: The soul shards aren't gonna gather themselves, you know. Keep looking! Cory: I'm looking! Bierce: An unmarked grave, it must be her's. Cory: What happened to her? Did her ha
nds catch on fire and didn't go? Where are all of the jellybeans at? Bierce: That's all of the shards here, but it's only half. Bierce: The ring barrier is still active, there must be more in another part of the school. Bierce: Hurry, and find the next zone. Cory: Alright, let's get it. Let's get it, guys. Am I a woman? Listen to the stiletto. *Heels walking noise* Alright, let's go. Ring barrier, I got it. What's good wich you. Oh, this way. Okay, okay. Welcome. Welcome. I guess this is a new a
rea. Open up! How do I open it? Alright, go back, go back, go back. Do I gotta- (Hahahahaha) Excuse me? Is count Chacala is here laughing what was that? Alright. Agatha: Aw, you took all my friends. Cory: Are you serious? Agatha: Well it's been a while since I got to play with anyone this long. Agatha: But I can't play around with you anymore. Agatha: Now, I'll show you what I can REALLY do. Cory: Umm.. I was actually content with what you were doing before. Agatha: Hehehehehehe Cory: If you cou
ld not make the game harder. : Alright let's go. Agatha: Like what I've done with the place? Bierce: How creative. It's her victims. This school has become her doll house. Cory: OHMYGOSH.. That is SO CREEPY, Agatha: Ready or not, here I come! Cory: Come on girl, come get your ankles broke. WHERE SHE AT?! Agatha: HeLlo fRiEnD Cory: BRO SHE RIGHT THERE. WHOO! BOUT TO GET REKT. GETCHA ANKLES BROKE GIRL. Agatha: No fair! Cory: Get your ankles broke, girl. Alright, come on, come on. Hit moves. Come
on. WHAOAWAA She was BEHIND me gyyyfhuvdij Bierce: Heh, you're dead. Cory: WHOAH WOAH SHERLOCK HOLMES. ExcUse me. ExcUse me Agatha: AHHHHHH Cory: WHAT THE FREAKKK Cory: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Bro she is everywhere. Cory: Come on, come on. Come on girl Cory: COME ON GIRL. Cory: What is happening behind me? Bro, recharge the sprint Cory: Alright, she coming in Agatha: JOIN ME! Cory: UHUH. UHUUHH Cory: LOOK SHE TELEP-she's teleportin Agatha: That's cheating! Cory: Cheating?! Girl, you are teleporting
like night crawler Cory: Oh my gosh. Move it. Moove it Cory: Move. Let's go. Agatha: You'll never get the ring I won't let you! Cory: Cmon let's go. Let's gooo Cory: Look at her teleporting. Cory: We only got 10 more though. Let's go Let's goo. Bro this speed boost.. "I'm lovin' it ®" Ba da ba ba ba I'm luhhhighhhnehh 5 more to go baby. RIght here Bing bong bing bong Bierce: That's the last of the shards. Now get to the ring piece before Agatha get's you. Agatha: You'll never get the ring I won'
t let you. Cory: Whoa! whoa whoa Bierce: This is fine. *School bell ringing* Cory: I'm out. Sorry. Sorry, I'm out. I'm outta here. Easy peezy lemon breezey I don't even know what this is. *Bell Ringing* To the portal Hello? Uhmm Agatha: I welcomed you here, and I tried so hard to be nice to you but you don't care! You don't want to be my friend! You just want to steal my things! You're a mean- *Fumbles with words in anger* Bad person! Now you're in trouble..You made daddy mad too.. Cory: Who is
daddy? Malak: End of the road, mortal. Cory: Come on and get it then Malak: Give that back to me, mortal! Cory: NEVERMIND RUNN RUNN BRO MY SPEED Cory: OH MY GOSH Bierce: You fool! You triggered it! Malak: Hand it over, and I'll make your death quick. Cory: WHOO- AHHHH *Laughs* Bierce: I guess it wants to play doctor. Too bad she's all out of anesthetic. Cory: Yo. Yo I freaking opened my speed. Cory: BRO HOW YO GON START ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS MAN Malak. Hand it over, and I'll make your death
quick Bierce: Move faster, Malak's here Agatha: Try to run. It won't do you any good Cory: My booty is clenched Cory: Come on, come on. Cory: Come on. Come on Yes! Stun! Get stunned, boy Get stunned, boy Alright. Where we going?! Bro, this is insane! Alright, keep running. Where's the Auditorium? Is this the Auditorium, please Agatha: Going somewhere? Cory: Woah! Agatha: You! You'll never escape! I won't let you take my friends from me! Cory: BRO I'M SORRY Where are your fr- I can't move I can't
- Bierce: It's open! Agatha: BIERCE! STAY OUT OF MY ROOM! AHHHH YOU'RE BOTH CHEATING! Cory: oh, oh LET'S GO BIERCE, LET'S GO BIERCE ay Come on, get up girl Dance with me *Typing* Cory: What? *Typing* Bierce: 2 Down. 7 More to go. Want to try another? Cory: This is still chapter 2, I can keep playing? Let's get it Who is this? Why is his junk all low res? Whatever Bierce: You'll need more than a speed boos to get across that. Fall into that pit, and I think we can both guess where you'll end up.
Cory: Sucka you know who I am? Bierce: Fortunately for you I can give you the power to jump across. No not with those spindly legs of yours, I'm talking teleportation. Go to the ring altar. Cory: Teleportation? Ooh Teleport.. Use the.. mouse wheel.. yo this is doing too much. I won't be running like, 'Oo where? Should I teleport here? Or uh uh.. UOH Alright, let's teleport. Let's get it. Boom, gottem Deadly decadence.. Alright, decadence What does it mean? Don't ask me. Bierce: Keep your eyes op
en, love. The statues in this place are awfully lifelike. Cory: Is that supposed to mean that the statues in here are alive? Beyond these gates judgement awaits. Where we at? Bierce: I wonder who does the landscaping here. Very impressive Cory: Yeah, I guess. It's good Alright Are you alive, sir? If you are, listen. With your freaking 1642 pilgrims on Alright I don't know wha- Alrigh- *Strange Music Plays* Guys, maybe I'm tripping.. Okay Cause I coulda SWORE I came from that gate and he was faci
ng me as I walked in, right? How-how is this suck at a 45° angle now? Nah, see, that's not what's about to happen. You not about to get off that podium And kill me Nah I'mma just back up that's all that is. Open the gate OPEN THE GATE AHHHBFVUGIJ MY GOSH *Mysterious Music Starts Playing* It's freaking gone.. huu It's gonnee Alright. Let's do this. Bierce: Watch your step. It's hard to run with a gaping hole in your foot Cory: Whoahh Bierce: In case you were wondering, yes those footsteps are get
ting louder. Cory: WHAT THE FREAK IS HAPPENINGGG Bierce: Huh. Maybe you should rub some dirt on it. Cory: Bro oh my gosh, the footsteps in the rocks.. Are so scary Yeah, I'm dipping I'M DIPPINGG Oh my gosh those foosteps. Bro, if we step on one of them gates.. I don't even care, bro. DON'T FREAKING MOVEE Don't move. Let my jump recharge real quick Don't freaking move, you animal. I see you with those pilgrim 4's on Run. Run, run. Get stunned, boii. Get stunned, boi. Alright, come on, come on, mo
ve, move. Come on Bro they bout to get unstunned already. Go.. Go. Go. GOO. GOOO!! AHHHVHUFDI It's the footsteps HUU AHHWHHHHAYUSIJGVU I can't play thiiss I can't play this I just can't be bothered to run away from this man. Run. RUN. RUN RUN OHMYGOSH Okay. Okay. Run. RUUUNNN UHHUUUEE Bierce: You've done it, this zone is clear. Get to the manor, while you stil can. Cory: Guys.. I DID IT! Yes! Bierce: I used to have a manor like this. Much bigger of course. Guys.. Please Believe me when I say thi
s.. I just put in work, okay? First of all, I tried this like 14 times. CORY LEAVE THE MANOR WHILE YOU STILL CAN STOOPID. Okay. I know don't see that, I know you don't- no. For you, it was a jump-cut. Bierce: Is it terribly rude if you let yourself in unannounced? Cory: Annd we go from having to get 50, to 304 WHOOAHHHH HIGH LEVEL MOVES HIGH LEVEL MOVES BOI Let's go FYVHUUUUUUUUUUUKIGHDFJNV BGFEHYIJJIUUUUUUUUUUBVNFDJK This nightmare is collapsing. You need to get back to the portal. Is it this w
ay? IT'S LOCKED Malak: There's no escape for you, mortal Come get me, then I WAS JUST PLAYING WHAT THE FREAK?!?! bro HNNNNNNNNDKFJDFRUGFJ oh my Brooo IT WAS LIKE 40 OF EM' (Hahaha) BRO WHAT THEY BLOCKING THE P- AHHH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO Ohmygosh i'm a FREAKING G.O.A.T *Victory Music Starts Playing* *Clapping* Another Antagonist has been added to the Cory Kenshin Highlight real The Highlight real of Broken Ankles Has yet been updated again It was 5 dudes surrounding the portal And I am at my limit N
o stamina. No sprint I turned to my right, 50/100 dudes Plus a lil' devil man. (ahahah) I do 1 last, SKRRRRT Dived in the portal horizontally *Cheering* Oh my gosh bro Bierce: I didn't think you'd make it this far, love, I really didn't! Who knows, you might just go all the way. Cory: You know honestly, Bierce, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far, either Malak: If you believe her, you're dumber than you look. Once she gets what she wants, you're done Cory: Then, imma sock her in her face
. Bierce: Oh, yes. Trust the bloodthirsty demon, No doubt he had your best interests at heart! Malak: Hrgghh... Cory: Bro I don't know, I feel like Bierce is gonna turn on us at the end. Bierce: Six pieces left. are you ready to try again? What the freak is that? What is that? Cory: I can't do it. I can't do it. Quackcous McSpike, who is this? Guys, I've been recording for about 2 hours. Hey, good thing I woke up early this morning. Ya'll ready for chapter 3 of Dark Deception Ya'll already know
what to do Subscribe today to join the Samurai, and until next time my brothers and sisters. Chapter 2, you can BURN IN HECK Subtitles By CRIES IN GUCCI Fngsxfgb (yes that's my channel name) also this took 1 day and 6 hours
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