Second thing, I will crack
some very bad jokes up top so that our co-ordination is maintained. It shouldn't be like
I'm talking about one thing and you are expecting
something totally different. I believe that there are
three types of confident people. There are three types,
of which the first one is where a person buys a guitar
and says I am going to become a singer. Okay? Any singer in the house? What's your name, friend? -Sai.
-Sorry? -Sai.
-Sai. I hate singers. [laughter] [applause] Firstly,
they are very cool. It's true. I don't know if it's a fact
and to hell with facts, I am going to talk
from a jealous point of view. Honestly, I am very jealous.
First of all there talent is very potable. Girls like a boy who sings. Yeah, if he plays the guitar and all,
they are hooked to him. They are like,
"Oh my God! Sai is so cool." Imagine you are at a house party. Now, what do you
imagine doing in that party? You want to tell some of your stories. People meeting and talking to each other.
This should be the scene. I am in the balcony trying to get people
hooked to my story which goes, once my aunt was traveling by bus. At one of the stops,
she purchased cucumbers from a vendor. She gave a βΉ20 note for βΉ10 of cucumber
but the vendor did not return βΉ10. The bus started moving and
my aunt held the cucumber vendor. The vendor wouldn't return her βΉ10 and
she wouldn't let go of the vendor. You can see what
a difficult situation it is, right? My aunt was half out of the window. The bus
started and moving
and so did the cucumber vendor. Then the conductor comes and says
you will have to pay extra fare for him. You have onboarded another passenger. While I am telling this heartfelt story a girl will come and say,
"Guys, come in. Sai is singing." [laughter] You will be like
okay, let's go hear Sai sing. Here my aunt's life is in danger, still I am going inside
to hear Sai sing. And inside, Sai is not ready to sing. Sai is farting tantrums there. [laughter] [crowd cheering] "Hey,
let it be. My throat is sore." I want to meet a singer
whose throat is not sore. They are always sick. They are like, "My throat is not working." I'm like, "Come on, sing already.
You are going to sing anyway." I know. I have experienced this a lot. I know you are going to sing
in the next 10 minutes. After a while, he will ask,
"Do you have a guitar by any chance?" Do you think
this is Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy's studio? Are we Vishal Dadlani? So, finally a dust-filled guitar arrives. "Will this guita
r do, Sai?" Sai starts tuning the guitar. He's like, "This is not tuned." Yes, because it is not
A. R. Rehman's studio! Just work with what you have, man! [imitating guitar tuning sound] [imitates clearing of throat] As soon as he holds the guitar in his hand, he gets possessed by John Mayer. This guy has reached California. But this guy is from Ghaziabad. [laughter] Suddenly, he has developed an accent. He has developed an accent.
One who has always mispronounced 'park,' He goes, "This is one o
f my
favourite songs. It is a Sufi track." I am like, "Oh, really. Sufi track?" "It's a Sufi track.
It is one of my favourite tracks. It's from a Bollywood movie. I will just..."
And he starts clearing his throat. [imitating humming] [singing a Bollywood song
in a fake American accent] [applause] [crowd cheering] What? I am like, "Really?
Is that how that song goes? Is that the right pronunciation?" [singing another Bollywood song
in a loud voice] I'm like, "I will not tolerate
this shouting and
all." So, anyways. So, the first type of confidence is
where a person buys a guitar and says they are going
to become a singer. The second level of confidence
is the one in which a son sells his father's shop
to start a startup. In that case, his father's shop gets sold and the startup also fails. The whole family starts doing a job. [applause] The third type of confidence
is the one in which, and I believe it is
the highest level of confidence. See, I had warned you earlier
I am going to crack
some very bad jokes. Don't gross out, okay? The highest level
of confident people are those where you are hanging out
with someone in a mall, etc. you are sitting in a food court
and talking to each other. You are talking about
some important work stuff. And in that meeting, in a public place, that person, while maintaining
eye contact with you, starts picking their nose. I don't think anyone can be
more confident than this person. You start getting awkward. He is not breaking his eye contact.
You start looking away and say,
"What is data after all? AI is data only. It is data. If it is not, then what is it? Everyone says data reading
is machine learning. Right?" He's like,
"You have to dig deep with data." [applause]
Comments
Fun Fact : Who Are All Watching This Video While Lying On Bed ππ
I was that Sai, it was an amazing experience btwπ₯β€οΈ
Zakir bhai & his relationship with comedy is just unbreakable β€π
That "gala khrab hai" was very relatable π.. I always say this before singing πππππ
As a guitarist i related a lot and im still laughing πππππ and his punch line on the spot love u zakir bhae β€
Zakir is G.O.A.T. I know Zakir's act is the major part of it but small cut to audience reaction for a second also enhance the laugh and joy , this is what I feel. Great episode enjoyed it so much.
2:21 "nakhre paad rahe hai " is the funniest thing ive heard
I'm that guitarist banda you find at every party, and I am a Sharma Ji ka Beta, toh samajhlo the level of confidence. What Zakir sir said is on point. Every single time this happens, and I don't even have to play more than 3-4 chords on guitar.
He never fails to make us laugh ,gunjta sa koi ek tarrrπππ
I have watched the whole 90 minutes, without skipped. Every minute I laughed, ππππππππππ
This comes with keen observation! Thatβs why he is extremely relatable β€
Making jokes from the observation on minute nuances of daily life is what makes him Zakir!!!! Just superb!!
He Took Stand Up comedy to the next level β€
He Proves that Stand Up Comedy can we done without abusing Words...
Being guitarist i can't stop laughig ππits true that i got so many girl's in my 11 12th due to this Hats off to you sir β€ best comeady
I played both song on my guitar πππ so much relatable, the nakhra part and everything about singer and musician
Zakir Khan is seriously A mood changer..π
βNakhre Paad raha hai..!β was my Fav. Sentence from Now..!ππ₯
No one can beat Zakir Sir....β€β€β€
Saai didn't knew he was going to be the main character for 3 minutes ππ