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“Okay. But in terms of real stuff.” 😂
I almost died after the "I'm a mother" speech, and then he says "OK, but in terms of real stuff...." 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m a kind of doctor” “no not you” “okAy” Bowen steals the show with that one line
"the auot pilot dumbass" really got me
the most unrealistic thing about this skit is the teacher being able to afford first class seats
Bowen's face as he slowly sits down.... literally broke out laughing.
This is a great sketch. Whoever wrote it clearly has the second best job.
Nice to see a sketch that uses so many cast members, doesn't feel labored, has a good runtime, and doesn't just have everyone reacting to one character who is wacky or crazy. Everyone was good in this but Mikey faking them out about no one flying the plane is what made me laugh.
As soon as the mother stood up, I instantly heard Bill Burr's voice about the mother being the most difficult job 🤣
“Okay but in terms of real stuff” 😂
Bowen deserves an Oscar for that one line 😂
"I'm a kind of doctor." Just by how he says it and looks, you know he definitely is NOT any kind of doctor. And that look on his face when he says "Ok" and slowly sits down. Bowen Yang is hilarious.
Heidi throwing a wad of paper at the teacher is pure gold and you almost miss it.
I'm dying to know if Bowen's character was a Doctor of Pure Vibes or a Professor of Beats.
I wanted this sketch to continue for another minute or two 😂 I loved Dismukes saying 🗣️ 02:57 There is NO DOCTOR okay… So the best thing for your wife right now, is we find out what the second best job is❗️
The pat on the head had me rollin🤣😂💀
Nate killed it on SNL !! He's one of my all-time favorite comedians (on the order of Steven Wright, Bobcat Goldthwait (sp?), etc) and I am SO HAPPY to see him on SNL ! One of my very favorite of his jokes/stories is the one about Snake World in North Caroline. I was almost peeing my pants (ok, I think I did a little ... ). And his delivery is perfect. "I'm Italian. Yeah, I like spaghetti," talking to other Italian Americans in his Tennessee accent ...
As a teacher, i felt this so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂
I think any sketch with Nate would work - He’s effortlessly hilarious
Hahaha. Bowen always gets me laughing.