[ENG SUBTITLES][GUIDE/PARODY] HOW TO BECOME A YOUTUBER?

Warning! The following video doesn't attempt to insult anyone. It just attempts to be funny. Do you like spending time in front of computer? Are your parents lingering that you play computer games? Stop playing these damn computer games, read something about maths Do you hate maths and parents lingering, that playing games won't give you anything? But the most important question is Do you want to be rich? If you want, you're perfect candidate for youtuber! However, before you'll start your adver

ture with youtube, We'll need to take a look at some important things For example on your PC, which probably must be old Remove it then as fast as you can And buy a better one, as strong as you're able to buy The rest of PC stuff should be decent too Make you mom's credit card suffering K, we are almost done with technicalities, now we will.... Wait a moment... DAFUQ IS THAT? Did you want to record movies on YT by using this fuckign abomination of microphone? Earraping you vievers with distorted

recordings? do you even have human's mind and dignity? No worries, everyone makes mistakes Now make this world better and save vievers ears by destroying this devil's creation Now search for some decent microphone at good start buy consender microphone, you can also try with dynamic microphone NO, don't touch this one Remeber, good microphone costs around 50 euro (I can be wrong at this point since I don't know prices in euro currency) If you have a bit more money, but microphone and pop filtr

Pop filtr will make your recording cleaner And before you'll determine yourself to buy model of microphone you've spotted read about it in internet for making yourself sure, if he's realy such good Great, nwo you have decent microphone Now we can move to the most important thing to make your amazing clutches on tons for silver's KennyS's known, recording program there are many recording programs, but we'll keep only on two of them OBS and shadowplay Th rest has been created only for taking hardl

y earned money from your wallet earned fro mom's credit card of course OBS and Shadowplay are free A choice depends only on your PC setup and preferences OBS is a bit complicated and full of variety of settings, but requires strong CPU Shadowplay is simple program what doesn't requite too much power, but needs strong NViDIA GPU When you'll choose a program Download it and make some test recordings with it For setting it properly CHELO MAH COMPATRIOTS Exactly, good microphone, PC and program isn'

t enough Having good voice is important too If your voice rapes people like alarm clock wakes you up after hard party No worries, there are special phonatory exercises what will make your voice way more pleasant The next thing we'll take care about is montage program Like with recording programs, I suggest you avoiding paid versions and search for freeware/demo versions Choose montage program properly If you don't have any serious, ambitious plans at start all what will need can be windows movie

maker but if you think abotu something serious, get some FREE version of some advanced montage program for example DaVinci Resolve 12 prepare some short video and learn using program by editing it practice makes perfect The next important thing will me camera No need to add anything more, start with camera when you'll become more popular unless you have some interesting idea on contect what we'll talk about hovewer, remember that some stupid kins can laugh of your look, being jelaous that you t

ry to achieve something when we mentioned about look take care of your hygiene, look, etc. you can always move a step further and totally change your look *diabolic laugh* but I discourage this, keeping hygieve is enough now only one thing left and without that thing you channel will be like 18th birthday without alcohol: content But what is content? It's all stuff what you upload on your channel, your content can be about somethign popular, for example or *patologic conversation* DON'T EVEN TRY

TO BE KNOWN BY BEING LIKE THIS GUY Yuo can also make yoor own, original content Like this moron with 13 (wait, 15) subscribes, and he learns people hwo to be a youtuber Your content can be also about something popular, but taken from different side to make your channel more origial and fresh But remeber to be satisfied from that what you do No one likes people who take soem social activity only for money do it for people and yourself, and money will easily come to you Finally we came to the end

of this guide Now you can make your own YT channel what will attract attention of viewers, and you'll be robb... I mean, taking care about them Because your channer would be nothing without viewers If you like this guide Leave a like, subscribe this channer, post clever, constructive comment and share this movie. Ah, and press a bell Thank you for attention and see you later in the next guide