Gay Memes But If You Laugh You Have To Make Out With A Homie | Gay/sus memes part 59

[Music] oh damn excuse me waiter can I get some more meat do you want more meat yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] the reason I like sleeping with men over women is that men are much more of a challenge getting women pregnant is easy but despite years of trying I have yet to get a man pregnant [Music] laughs [Music] showers head then is this the leave me alone [Music] check it out please help me set the time on the coffee maker because I completely forgot just one Cherry another Cherry oh come on [

Applause] have you been drinking today man [Music] okay oh yeah oh I bet he's thinking about other women [Music] stepper are you finally home yep I got my keys under here now I'm stuck I can't even get out like I couldn't get out of the matter what let me just let me just help you what oh well no like it's more of a sprain like I can't actually get up like yeah yeah oh Jesus there you go well see no something's not right what my chain keeps getting tangled in my chest hair can you help me get it

out please dude take it off for me grow a sack do it yourself see your model dude okay AR 670-1 prohibits you from putting your hands in your pockets unless you are placing or retrieving objects however it does not say that you can't put your hands in somebody else's pockets [Music] good morning bae what up baby oh yes Joseph Joseph I've been really trying [Music] see I spit every word out the glossary you're not stopping me you know I got that [ __ ] in me okay what you mean what do you mean b

y that though what do you mean no I'm saying like a cockfight no like a chicken check it yo thick chicks big dicks hold on um what's going on in this [ __ ] hey cops Amigos with me Amigos they turn me into a free coat wait a minute give me one second it's going on cooking with gas that's a new recipe no no no don't even don't even start don't even all right I know where that's going cooler no Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [ __ ] and balls is all the same I'm so happy our parents met because now I h

ave my very own Stepbrother now we can do step brother things so many things such as board games Snake Eyes here I'll help move your piece kind of feels like a nipple they sure do separate things like cooking together and making scrambled eggs can you make mine hard anything for you step bro you're the best step bro like making funny faces got your nose foreign [Music] Bug's Life sure is a scary movie huh it's okay I'm right here step bro you mean it set bro yeah oh like playing video games high

score what's up bro things coordinating outfits set Bro things thanks sure is nice having you here to help me with my laundry even if you do get stuck there's nothing wrong with that it's completely normal several things [Music] and the troops try to bust the door down using one of the stone Lions beside the door by the way usually these lines are supposed to be like male female Pairs and they're differentiated by like the male has a smooth ball under his claw and the female has a cub but then

in this shop both of these Lions have smooth balls so you know what they're gay they're gay Lions the palace is guarded by gay lions okay I was doing just found before I met you my husband goes hunting with his best friend but he comes home with nothing so I start to get a little suspicious and I decide to take his crossbow the arrows that go with it and hide them under his seat to see if he calls me and says hey babe where where'd you put them did you touch them did I leave them home well he co

mes home doesn't mention anything about the crossbows doesn't mention anything about the arrows that I hid and he comes home with nothing once again so I decided to take our kids the next time he goes hunting and drop them off at my mom's house decide to also put an air tag in his truck so I can follow him Dad I'm trans so that makes me transparent very funny but what what the [ __ ] where he says he's gonna be he's not there he's 200 miles in the wrong direction and I come to find out it's a mo

tel so I go to this motel and when I pull up the first thing I see is his best friend's wife's car I feel a hand on my shoulder and I jump and it's her and I'm thinking the audacity of this woman and I start accusing her I'm like why are you with my husband at a motel every what is happening she says well hold on I gave my husband my car because his truck wasn't working and she's also suspicious because her husband never goes anywhere without his truck he'll stay home if it's broken we walk in t

ell me what room they're in tell like please help us out he's like we can't do that all right Natalie Trisha the best my best his best friend's wife was like I'll give you a hundred dollars if you tell us what room they're in right now clearly their standards aren't that high he goes they're in 202 you make a left go up the stairs we're back up those stairs in front of the door puts the key in opens as quick as possible and I'm just in a State of Shock of what I'm seeing I I'm not even going to

traumatize you guys with it exactly but just imagine there are 10 other men from our neighborhood all undressed all doing things that I won't repeat she starts screaming I'm like oh my God I can't believe this is happening because my ex-husband now is one of the most homophobic men I have ever met in my life if someone is super homophobic maybe just be a little more than suspicious Genie might have something going on you know is that the only one you haven't been with um yeah I think yeah Jason

Jason's solution to everything is just to get married and be happy so you never know you're my boyfriend let me know [Music] thank you [Music] thank you foreign [Music]