KSI & W2S CONTROL THE SIDEMEN FOR A DAY

- For today's Sidemen Sunday, we had the stupid idea of letting JJ and Harry control our entire day. We've split up into two teams and split up the day into five different stages. We'll take it in turns to pick either JJ or Harry to tell us what our team are doing for that section of the day. It may be good, it may be bad. Let's get to it. - So these are the teams, and to decide who gets to pick first, we're playing hand sumo. Ethan versus Tobi. - Okay. - This is content. - This game makes no se

nse. - First to move their feet loses. - Three, two, one. That was cute, that was really cute. - This is already thrilling. - Ooh! [Tobi giggling] [all shouting] - Tits? I didn't touch his tits. - 2D line on the boot? Are you happy with this? - Yeah. - Disallowed, disallowed. - All right, all right, all right. - Only hands, only your hands touching. - Only hand touching. Ooh! [buzzer sounds] [all cheering] That means you guys get to pick. - Do we want a KSI task or a wroetoshaw task? - Ah. - I t

hink wroetoshaw. - I played the game, you lot pick. - I think a wroetoshaw. Harry's a good-natured man. He's on holiday- - Harry, we're going Harry. - It was entirely randomised. - We're going Harry. - It's my vibe. My vibe tells me. - Yeah. - My vibe tells me that Harry's having a good time. - I'm really happy you guys actually picked first, yeah. - Hello guys, hope you're doing well. Excuse the beard by the way. I forgot to bring a shaver. - Look at the view and stuff. - Is he in Tokyo? - The

news is you lot have gotta follow the others around and carry all of their shopping. Good golly, anything they buy, you've gotta lug it along. - Which means! - Well, well, well. [laughs] How we doing, guys? [Ethan chuckling] You get to go shopping with a budget of £2000. - Oh yes. - Nice. - Yes! £2000 each! Yeah. - Oh wow. Okay, nice. - You can also buy something for them to wear if you like. Preferably a mankini. Please buy a mankini for one of them. Please. - Oh wow, I already, I've got so man

y plans. - You've gotta carry it all as well. - Bro, I'm saying we just get like, microwaves. - I'm choosing the biggest things possible. I might choose the bear. - I might waste this money on just appliances. - If you're bad to me, I'll be bad back. - There is a whole day of this. - There's a whole day. It's only the first task. - Remember. - You know what, George, I'm happy for you. - I hate my luck. - Why don't we assign someone each? - I don't know who's worse. - You can pick who you want to

dress you. - I don't want anyone. - Whose stuff are you gonna carry? Who's gonna dress you? - I'll take Simon, please. - All right. - I'll take George. [people laughing] - I'm with Ethan. - sh*t. - Alright. - Don't forget, I saved your life, Bahzinga. - Let's go shopping. Okay, George, your time has come. You're spending money on the Sidemen card. - Hell yeah. - Have you got any ideas of expensive purchases? - I just want to kind of put you in an appliance. - In an appliance? What, like wearing

an appliance? - I don't know, maybe a kettle on each hand. My aim is to just make you wear things that aren't clothes. - Okay. You can buy stuff for yourself as well, you have £2000. - Oh, you will be wearing hardly anything then. - I might just buy sh*t for you to carry 'cause it's quite funny. - Fantastic. - Then again, I am a spoilt brat, so I would like something. [Tobi chuckling] - If I buy new clothes, but I want you to carry me in them. Does that count? - Can't ask you to massage me or a

nything. That would be real demanding of me. - You can request one politely and I will oblige. - Go Soho, go sex shop. - Yeah. - Now you're speaking my language. - BDSM outfit. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. Josh, that was the worst idea you could've given anyone. Josh. - Gimp mask, everything. - Buy something embarrassing but don't ask for a bag. - Ah, no. - I think I'll be okay, thank you. - Do I want any smart things? No, I don't. - Go through Swallow Street. - Yeah. [chuckling] - That's where you'

ll be later. - I'm taking my boy to Swallow Street. - Ethan, stop saying that, bro. - Reckon you can stick a bagel anywhere? From Pret? I can throw it on. - Get hard. Try to throw a bagel onto his dick. - A game of bagel toss. - That's how we decide the next game. - Brings me back to family Christmas. [chuckling] - It is worrying watching your brain starting to tick now. The possibilities of everything you can do. - That way, to the other ones. - What, Soho? - Yeah. - I think that's better than

going to Venn Street. You have two grand to spend on yourself as well, remember? - I know I do. I know. - I feel like Ethan woke up today feeling violent. - Should we Have a quick look at Hamley's? - Can do, yeah. - Do you think there'll be something in there? - Yeah. It's the best place on earth. - If you get me a Rolex, I think I'd look pretty sh*t in it. A women's Rolex. - Oh God you'd look silly. - Nothing to see here, just a bunch of grown men walking into a toy store. Just the usual for a

Sidemen Sunday. You all right? - Welcome to the store. - Okay, we can split up here, I reckon. - Is this for yourself? - I don't know. I gotta be honest, part of me is just kind of hoping I find something really inconvenient. [chuckling] [Simon exclaims] - Oh. - We could put our money together. - Four grand? - Put our money together. - That's unnecessary. He is a stiff boy. Stinks of [indistinct] still. [Simon laughing] - Master walks fast. - Why you sound like Dobby, bro? "Master walks fast." S

ock for your head. - If I bought enough Lego, could I just encase you in it? - I don't think that'd be very productive for getting anything out of this video done, but... - Excuse me, sir. - What is he about to ask? - Do you know if there is a teddy bear that you can fit a normal sized man in? Well, less than normal sized. A slightly small man. - Not a normal sized man. Ooh, how much is a broomstick? - It's like a collectible. - Yeah, for you to ride on. - Oh, he has to go through the streets of

London on his broomstick. - You're getting it? - Yeah, bro, you've gotta have, that's your transport. - You're actually getting him a broomstick. - Yeah. - So you've given up on the dream of putting me inside a teddy 'cause there's none big enough. So are you just collecting me a weird assortment of stuffed toys? - Just carry around, how many is that? Seven. Seven Mr. Bean. - Seven, "I love Bean". Great, okay, cool. What else are you getting? - Else, you want more? Okay. - You have to go and as

k someone. - Oh, but it's so tempting to get it. It seems more like a challenge. - Oh, oh, it's like the claw machine. He's dethroned. - Yes, there you go. - So what, I'm walking around London with that? - Seven Beans and a unicorn. - Just another day shopping with my mates. - I really wanna see if I can fit you in that unicorn. - This is getting crazy. [George laughs] - A very successful shopping trip, I think. - I look like I shouldn't be allowed out on the streets of London. - Honestly, I tho

ught one was enough, but he insisted. Eyes a little bit bigger than belly there, Vik. - We could theoretically decapitate it. Take the stuffing out. - I really wanna give it a go. - And put my head in the unicorn. But is decapitating a unicorn a little bit messed up? - We'll just do it off camera. Hello. Who looks like the scissor man? - How do you explain to someone in the kid's toy store that you need scissors to cut the head off a unicorn that you just bought? - I love that you're, you're cur

rently holding your outfit. [Ethan laughing] - Wingardium Leviosa and that. Bow. - Alright, now, go get the snatch. - Expelliarmus. [Ethan chuckling] [whimsical music] At any point today, I'm gonna tell him to go get the snatch, and he has to ride his broom. - The day has come. We always knew she'd need it, but we are finally giving her some surgery. - We've got the Brio surgery table. - Bloody hell. This is horrible. Oh God. Oh my God, this is horrible. That is horrible to see. Will that fit? -

Yeah, it will, it will, it will. The shame. The looks I'm getting in this store. I look like somebody who's lost their mind. - Crazy person. - And just come and picked up a thing and just is destroying it. - Oh, that is so good. Just carry around the rest of the body. Don't forget that little bit. Don't say I don't help you. [upbeat music] - Oh my God. Downstairs in the shop, some random mom wanted a picture with him, took a picture with him. - Nothing new. [chuckling] - He was dressed up. - Jo

hn, you wanna see my wand? - Yeah. - I saw George. Did George and that come out? Huh, they went back in? Oh, okay. - Oh God, there's a worker coming over. I'm not going to explain anything to her until she comes over. - We did buy it, don't worry. Yeah. It's uh, don't worry about it. - He's got a thing. He does it every time he buys something, and I tell him- - Let's hope another child doesn't see you doing it. [laughing] - Do you reckon you could stick your head in? - This is not gonna be... [G

eorge laughing] That is so good. - I can't see. - No, that's okay, that's all right. That's all right, we'll just guide you. [George laughing] There you go. Don't leave any man behind. Ooh, back more. There you go. You're like a weird Fortnite skin. Over here. Marco. [whimsical music] - I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. - Come on, mate. No, it's all good. - There's children here. - Right. Right, he's wearing something. - Oh my God, you've actually managed to- - Oh my God. - That is amazing

. - You have not decapitated a kid's toy in the middle of a kid's store. - Children were watching me. - Children watched you do this. - That's mortifying. It's really good though. - There's so much stuffing still in that. - And what are these? - I don't knows. - That's just seven I love Mr. Beans. [Ethan laughing] - Why seven? - It's a good number, innit? - Alright, I think I'm done with Harrods. But this magical man. Just so you know, if you want to get off it, you have to step off it, you can'

t.. - Oh, I've got these metal bars. I think they built it wrong. - They built it upside down. - I look like a psychopath. [Simon laughing] I hold my rod, just like this, yes. [Simon and Josh laughing] - What is that? He cheaped out on the broomstick. - I asked for that and he said, "It's a collectors item." - Oh, we just said we don't want the stand. - I got a bigger one than you. - We were gonna buy that. You've let him show me up. - I wanted that. Yeah, he's got bigger broom than you. - Alrig

ht, we need to carry on. - Are you not meant to sit? - She put it on upside down. - Oh. - But we didn't bother to change it. - Let's carry on. - Come on, Vik. You're all right. Bless him. - I'm kind of f*cking terrified, I can't lie. - Nah, it's all right. - Boys, we're gonna really struggle to keep Vik with us. He can't see, bro. - If you just carry on that way, you should be, keep going. - Am I walking into a road? - Just follow the sound of my voice. - I need an outfit for Josh as well. - Yea

h. - Should I dress him as an NBA player? [Ethan laughs] With a broom. Do I want some shoes? What shoes do I want? - I've never spent any money on clothes. - Do it, now's the time. - I don't know if I want to waste of time on me. - No, do it, treat yourself. Or do you just wanna keep mortifying me? ♪ Who told you bad man don't ♪ - Have you got them in a size nine? ♪ Even with a broom on my hip, I dance ♪ ♪ Bad man, take another and dance ♪ - Looks so lost. - Looks so silly, man. ♪ Who told you t

hat Vik don't dance, ♪ ♪ Even with a unicorn on his head, he dance ♪ ♪ Even with a unicorn on his head, he dances ♪ - Tell you what, I don't say this enough, I love the Sidemen. - Yeah, this is how you know I'm a dad now, I do the walk test. [Tobi laughing] - Check out the turn. You gotta do the run. [laughing] - Any of these take your fancy? - I would like a... Ooh. - I'll let you pick. - Lavine. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Okay, there's your outfit done. - Thanks, man, appreciate it. You know what, I'm

happy I'm not a bear though. - It's not even a bear, it was a unicorn. Thank you very much. - Thanks. - Thank you. - You know what, I've got... [both chuckling] - Are you buying some shoes? You buying any? - Yeah. - What you getting? - Shoes. Shock? [people laughing] - Oh wow, they're really nice, George. - Thanks, mate. - So George's just getting treated for the day, really. - Yeah. - Well, only so far. - We're only on the first activity. - Oi Vik, just know, right? If we get the good team, you

get him back. - We had fun decapitating the unicorn. - Alright, we continue. - Yeah, we continue. - Got George some shoes but now it looks like I've just got a bag of Beans. - I love Mr. Beans. - Oh, he's got a bag now. - A bag full of Beans. - The things we do. Stupid, innit, really? - Tobi, can you please jump on there and fly off of it, please? And scream, "I want the snatch". - I want the snatch. - Thank you very much. - Jeez. - Thanks, mate. - This hat is squeezing my cranium right now. I

feel like this is how tight JJ has got on his bandana, you know? If this is the pain he has to go through every day, I have to respect that man. - If you're looking for any more Vik clothes. - Oh no. Oh no, what's he found? - That would be sexy. Prowler. - No. - Take him in, take him in, take him in, take him in. - What's the store down there? It's a Champion and a Palace? - Carhartt. - These briefs look right up your street. - Wow, there's not much on them. - Okay, me and Josh are going that wa

y, you guys go wherever you want. - Stay here. - We'll be back out. - Oh wow, they, wow. Yo, look at the back by the way. - Oh, they're backless. - That is why I will not be wearing those around. I would get arrested. - Do these, for the top? Yeah, they are. Nice, do you reckon there's a matching set? There we go. - Great. All right, let's do it. Let's get it done. - You need a carrier bah as well or are you okay? - Nah, it's fine. - Nah, he's just gonna pop 'em straight on, yeah. [Vik laughing]

- Let's go and spend money in the arcade. Let's cook. - Got nothing. I really don't know where to go. - No pressure, you got money to spend. - Oh, no one is in here, boy. - £50. - £50?! - £50. Let's waste some money. - You gave him this note, bro. - Okay, let's go outside. [Tobi laughing] - Yeah, there you go, look. I'm struggling to keep it down right now. - Take we with you. - Oh, that might be going around the... - It's like one of those posture correctors. My posture's never been better. -

Danny Aarons just straight. Straight away, they went down the shop, the shop they know. It's got your favourite saying on it as well. You can wear them to the gym. [Vik laughing] - So what do you wanna do? - I might go and play in the casino. I'm gonna go and play in the casino. [Tobi chuckling] - There's just random people on the street filming me, that's the worst part. You know what, respect the man right here. He's been given £2000 to spend on himself, and he's done this instead. - Simplyple

asure.com. Could you get like, like handcuffs? - I'll be back, you can stay here. - Yeah, so whose smart idea was it? Why did I say that? - Oh my goodness, an entire bus just drove past and every single person looked. - Should we just stand at a bus stop? - I'm a spectacle. - I don't mean to be a bother but can I get a picture with you like this? - Yeah. No, that's fine. Do you mind being in our YouTube video? - Yeah, it's perfect. - It's great. No, this is, yeah, this is, this is fantastic. - I

f I were to meet any of you this- - You would like it to be like this, yeah. - I'm holding it, right? - For now. - Well, I can't see it. - It has a removable blindfold. You know what, I won't even make you put the mouth gag in. - You know what? What a kind of man. What a kind- - He said, "Do you want a bag for it or do you wanna wear it out?" And I was like, "Nah, it's for another lucky man." [Simon chuckling] - You reckon I should go get changed in the carpark into the basketball outfit? - You

can, where's Supreme? 'Cause I can go there on my own. - If there's a stairwell, oh God. Oh no. Yeah, here will do. Do I look really cool? - Amazing. - Yeah. - Insane. - Thanks. - Thank you very much. Jeez, looking good, you know? [chuckling] You're the most athletic Quidditch player I've ever seen in my life. - The only one you've seen in your life is why. - I bought two hoodies, a duffle bag, a water bottle, a skateboard. - Anything for me? - I mean, I'm doing you a favour here, I'm carrying i

t. - You can add it. - Remember my kindness, innit? That's all I'm saying. - You could add it to my... - This'll drag on the floor. - I'm getting awful looks. I wouldn't blame them if they kicked me out, honestly. - Get myself a nice little backpack. A bag. These are quite cool. [upbeat music] - Why is a Fortnite emote playing? What's going? - Give it a go. - Wait, are they trolling me? They're trolling me because they think I'm a Fortnite skin. Oh, I want to die. - Johnny keeps laughing at me b

ut I think I look pretty cool. - Well, until you put the mask on. - Ah, sh*t. [Simon laughing] [George laughing] - Yo. - What's good? - Oh, I like the pants. - Cheers, bro. They're backless. - They're backless, look. - Okay. I think you should put your mask on now, to be fair. - Oh no, no you didn't. Oh no. - I said he's allowed to take the blindfold off. - That looks expensive, I would imagine. [people laughing] - Yo, that's serious kit. [Simon laughing] That's crazy. That's terrifying. - It's

got locks. - It's got locks on it. - This is part of the outfit by the way, not something I bought. - All of a sudden, my head wear actually seems pretty tame. - Oh no. Oh my God. - Right, guys, it's dropped. We are dropping the 1.5 litre beautiful bottles of original XIX Vodka. That's right, we're dropping the Maggy. Ooh, that is pretty big, isn't it? [intense dance music] Look at that bottle! That's gonna bang in itself. Can you imagine having that on display at home? That's right, 69.99. Get

yourself over to XIXvodka.com for more details. - Yes, yes. You naughty little pig. Oh no, this is actually terrifying. - That is the stuff of nightmares. - That's terrifying. That is terrifying. - Don't do that. - Cover your mouth. - No, don't put that in your mouth. - What is happening? - I don't like Zerkaa in that. - Oi, he wants to say something to you, bro. - That's making me feel a bit uneasy, man. - He's free. - What? - How does Tobi end up looking like this and these two- - This needs t

o end. - Bro, before he put that on, we both went... [people laughing] - The tongue's not necessary. The tongue is really not necessary. - I feel really uneasy. I'm not joking, I feel really uneasy. - You are evil. What have you done to the world? - I gave him a good outfit otherwise. - The world did not need to see this. - Josh, please talk. - You can't ID me. - Honestly, please stop. - Tell you what, this new Pro Clubs is a bit weird, isn't it? [Vik chuckling] - It's like build a character wen

t crazy. - Okay, part one of the day is complete. - Thank God. - We've went shopping. Did you get anything for yourself? - A little bit, but I was more focused on this. - Fair enough. - What is that though? [Simon chuckling] - Horror. Absolute horror. - I keep forgetting how bad it is and I look at it. - Well we're moving on to the second activity, and it's our turn to choose. - Yes. I wanna let this man choose. - Choose what? - JJ or Harry? - Ooh. - Oh. - Please. - Please no. - Oh please miss.

- It's completely randomised, so. - I'm gonna go JJ again. - JJ again. - sh*t. - Okay. - sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. - Okay. - It could be a bad day. - Hi, guys. [laughing] Is it gonna be good or bad? Well, you should be very excited because you guys get to be waiters! Yeah. You have to give the other team, the winning team, a three course lunch. Yeah, serve them as waiters. You scum! Enjoy, you d*ckheads! [laughing] - So we've got to cook them three course meal. - Oh, we've got to cook them it? - It's lu

nch, it's lunch. Yeah, three course lunch. - You know, I'm actually excited 'cause Ethan can cook up a storm. - You reckon? - Oh, come on now. Look what you've done to us. You can't cook us sh*t food. - I wanna say I was nice to Josh, until that. - No, guys, guys, guys, please. - Does face ID work? - That's embarrassing if it does. - Good news, boys. You can now enjoy a scrumptious, a scintillating, delicious dinner. Yeah, a nice meal. And you can also play some fun dinner games. I trust you'll

come up with some riveting stuff. Nice one. - He certainly is gonna come up with some riveting stuff. - Oh no, don't. What's everyone good at cooking? - Nothing. - Let's avoid that. - I can't cook. - We've made you a lovely three course meal deal. - I reckon we just pan fry them a bit of salmon and make it look posh. You know how like, put a goop of glaze on it or something. - Heavily under cook some chicken. - Or that, yeah. - Just sear the outside so they're like, "What, you burned this?" And

then- - The outside is golden brown. - We're putting effort in making it look good. - Exactly, they're not gonna have a f*cking clue. They're gonna be sat around a table, having a laugh, having a drink, thinking, "Wow, can't believe we got away with this." We're in the kitchen going, "Yeah, have that". - Do you know what, I would actually have clinical depression after going through this and then having to make them food as well. - No, but it's annoying because somehow we're still at their mercy

. - I know, that is the annoying thing. - They're still in control. - They're still in control. - We have to now double down on being bad. They're waiters, right? So we have to ask for everything. Go over the top asking for stuff. And we say game, so they have to be, they could be our game. We can watch them. - I want them to make nice food, and I feel like there's a 30/70 chance they make good food. - Should we make like a chocolate mousse that looks like a sh*t? - Looks like a poo. - We can pr

operly, we'll put a little bit of water on it. - Corn in it. - Yeah, a couple bit of corn. [laughing] - Right, we've arrived at the house for our winner escapades. - Winner's house. - Winner dinner. - The other boys apparently gone to a shopping, a supermarket. - A shopping, a shopping shop. - A shopping market. - A shopping shop. - Yeah, they're gonna get our ingredients for us to cook us our lovely lunch. - I'm actually really hungry now. - Yeah, I know, same. I'm kind of concerned they're not

gonna make a good meal, but let's go check out the house at least anyway. - We need some small tomatoes. - Ooh, the little cherry boys. Over here. - Yeah, we'll do these, cut them in half. They'll go with the burrata. - Nice. - What meat do we cook them? - Are there any allergies, any religious beliefs? - Tobi really likes God. - Tobi really likes God. So you mean he's a Christian? - This is Harry Potter's crib. - Oh, it's beautiful in here. - What a spot. What a gaff. Oh no, we've walked into

somebody else's house dressed like this. It's not what it looks like. - It's lovely in here. - It's not what it looks like. - We're dining right here? This is beautiful. Wanna play quidditch? - Yes. - I feel like he's got the upper hand here. Do I need my wand? - No, it's quidditch. [whimsical music] Yeah. [Tobi laughing] It's the bludger. [laughing] [Tobi laughing] Why did he throw it like that? - Okay, salmon's here. - Four fillets . - Is that four? - Yeah. - Small amounts, right? - Yeah. - We

gotta be bougie with this. - We need leaves and mash. - Leaves, my favourite. - There's a tree outside, if you wanna just go. - What's a really weird leaf to give them? - Cress or leek. - Yeah, give them cress. Can we give them some cress? I'll get some cress. - Can we just get some cress? - Or we could starter, one of them each. [people laughing] - I am the master quidditcher. [whimsical music] You can never outquidditch me, boy. - What'd you even do in quidditch? You have to catch a snitch. I

t's a snitch, he's a snitch. Get him. - What did you tell them, bro? What did you tell them? What did you say? - He's a snitch. Oi, you're a snitch, bruv. - Quidditch champs, 2023, Griffindor. Hold that. - There you go. - Nice. - Mash potato. Yeah, and then all you gotta do is just smash it and smear it. - Okay. - How do we know it spreads right? Should we give it a smear test? - Nah, that's looking soft. I like what you done. - Are we actually making sh*t? - I guess. - I'm thinking no, I think

we make a log of poo. So we need sweetcorn, mousse and chocolate milkshakes to pour on it. - Nice. - So that it's watery. - What do your poos look like? - I need a little bit of water. - How about this, protein pudding? Yeah, that'll go down a treat. - Right, let's put two of them in. - Or we could do sweet chilli salmon. - His name's Simon. - Sure. - Could do sweet chilli. - Yeah, go on then. That's everything? - With some mash. - That's everything? - Yeah. - What, that's the three course meal?

- Yes. - Yeah. Burrata with tomatoes and cress. - Burrata with tomato. - Remember, it's a lunch. - And then we got salmon, sweet chilli salmon with some mash. - Yeah. - And then poo. [Simon and George laughing] [upbeat piano music] - Me and my friend started a band. We haven't got a gig yet. - For a reason. - Hello. - Our chefs are here. - Yeah, brother. Put that mask back on. - Is that all you've got? - We're about to cook up a masterclass. - Yeah? So we get to know what the menu is? - Yeah, w

e'll go, "Here's your first course, blah, blah, blah". - So do we just sit down? - You got a caricaturist. Do we, I don't, I obviously... This guy. I never cook salmon obviously. - No? - How long do you cook it for? - If we've got tinfoil. - Yeah? - You make a little parcel. - Okay. - So put your stuff on it, sweet chilli sauce and that. Make a parcel, 23 minutes. - Okay. - Find me a baking tray. - Bloody hell, first time. - Come on. [objects clattering] - I reckon we use these for the burrata.

- Nice. - I like that. - A little burrata bowl. - Alright, let's preheat this b*tch. - Where do you want me? - We are the subjects, the subjects sit here. - Do you do us all at once? I know I'm gonna have a witch's nose already. - You can stand if you want- - I'll stand. How do I look, guys? - You look incredible. - Does he have to stay in that pose the entire time? - No. Just be. He said just be and he said, "I'm gonna pose." - This is how I be, bro. - You're Harry Potter so I think we have to

add Harry Potter details to your caricature. - Should I have a little lightning scar? - Put some spells around him, like lightning bolts come off him. - Yeah. Harry Plotter, they call me. - The griffindor fit's kind of cold. - I can't wait to see your caricature. - You have to really accentuate these. - What do I do? I feel lost. - So what's your role here right now? - What's my role here? Why are you calling me out? I'm doing a job as everyone else is. [Simon laughing] - You've done it. - I'm s

almon retriever. Nice. Boom, salmon. [Simon and Ethan laugh] - Could you put that in a bin please, Clarky. - Of course I can, Ethan. [chuckles] God, we are a cohesive unit. - Can you make me look taller? - He ain't that good, he said that. He's already said that. - It's all right, it can't get much worse on paper. [Tobi laughing] - Don't say that. - You don't laugh at yourself, who will? Everyone else. - Everyone on YouTube. - What I'm saying is, if you learn to laugh at yourself, people can onl

y laugh with you and not at you. - True, facts. - Yeah. - Oh wow. - That's quality actually. - Wow. [Josh laughing] [Tobi and Josh laughing] - I look like James Brown. [laughing] That's incredible. Oh my, can I hold this up? - Of course, yeah. - That is incredible. - That is, actually. - Thank you so much. Oh, I'm gonna hold this with pride. - We've done really well making that burrata. - So well. Look at that. - I'll just put the burratas in. There you go. - Nice. Bin, please. - See, I've been

relegated to bin man now. - That's a vital job. - Yeah, you know they're on strike at the moment? - Are they? - Sounds like a start of a joke, it's just true. Anything else? Oh, should I get the tomatoes out? - Bin, please. - Alright. [people laughing] [water splashing] Ooh, dropped me tomatoes. - Sorry, what's he dressed as again? - Ask him. - I'm a unicorn slayer. I decapitated it myself. - I think we go for straps and pants only. Straps and pants only. - Straps and pants. - Those do not look

comfortable. - No, it's like I've got a consistent wedgie. - Why have we not wedgied him? - You're my friends, that's why. - Some might say, I'm not saying it. [laughing] - You're gonna be on, you're on display duty. - Anything you want me to do? - You can watch him display. - You're going to display for me? - Apparently I'm on display duty, but... - Please display for me. - I haven't been paid enough for that. - You got two grand. - True actually. - You did get money, now display yourself. - Di

dn't spend any of it. - I was hoping for like, you know, a victorious warrior who's slain the unicorn's head but- - Yeah, you ain't getting that. [Vik laughing] You ain't getting that at all. - Nah. - You look somewhat victorious. - Victorious secret. [Tobi laughing] It's go time. Here we go. [Josh and Tobi laughing] - That's even better. That's even better. [laughing] [Tobi and Josh laughing] - That's terrifying. - See his little face light up with pleasure. - That is nightmare fuel, just like

this outfit. - It's their fault, they egged me on. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - We said nothing. - That is a look. - That is quality. Oh, we need to come up with a name for Josh. - What is a sloppy Giuseppe? - Onions. - My name's not Giuseppe, but I'll show you the sloppy. [chuckling] In she goes, ah, I just burnt myself. Hey, come on, bring it back. - What? Are you chopping it? - Yeah, yeah. Chopped cress. - The classic. - Do you just sever it? Oh, that's feels grim. - At the bottom? - Yeah.

- Ugh! - Ooh, yucky. I used to do school experiments with cress. - Did you? You went to school? [George giggling] I've seen this on, wait, you put your fingers there. Gordon Ramsey the sh*t out of this. - That is a lot by the way. - There you go, anybody want that? - No, absolutely vile, put that in the bin. - What are we coming up with this? The Boston... - The Boston XL Bully. - An XL Bully? - The Boston Blockhead. [Tobi and Vik laughing] - Right. - Boston Blockhead. - I like it. - The Boston

Blockhead. - Oh, that's gonna be a lot. - Bloody hell, don't drown it. - This one doesn't work. - Ooh, ooh. - You know what, I'm just gonna. - No, no, nah! Ah. - Well, should we get them in here to eat this? - Yeah. - Your starters are ready. - My drawing's not ready though. - Do you like our...? - Jeez. - We should show them all together. - Yeah, we'll show the others together when we're done. We'll just be a few minutes. [indistinct] This is gonna give me body dysmorphia, man. What is this? -

Going gym today. [laughing] You know when a dog's upset and they drop their ears? [laughing] - Still looks like him, but there we go. - Jeez. - The Boston Blockhead. - How cold are they? - Yeah, oh yeah. That's sick. - Welcome to the block, Josh. - Yes. - Whole squad looking fresh. - Come, let's go. - You can sit down. - Yeah, we're coming to sit down. - Make yourself comfy. - Yeah, sit in those seats. [both giggling] - I'm hearing laughing, that doesn't bode well. Why are you laughing at my fo

od? - Would you like us, are we ready to come? - Would you like your starters? - Why are you holding it like that? - Okay. - Why are you- - I'm serving. - Yes, please, we're starving, we're ravenous. - Positively famished. Oh wow. - Oh, you got like a kitchen, I like that. - Yeah. - Three, two, one, place. - Oh, okay. - Oh, a burrata. - Okay, okay. - Oh. Okay. They cooked cooked. - Could we get some glasses of water, please? - I don't want that, I want a drink. - A bev, we've got slush puppies o

n tap if you'd like one. We actually do have slush puppies. - Do you? - No, no, no. - The the owners of the house have slush puppies. We don't know if we're allowed them. - Everything's for sale for a price. [people laughing] Got a banana. - There's no Coca-Cola. - There's no Coca-Cola. - There's no Coca-Cola. - Guys, we seem to be lacking Coca-Cola. - Just put some soy in them. - No, you'll get me Coke. - You said Red Bull. - This is quite good actually. - It is good. - This is quite good livin

g. They're actually doing it, they're doing their job. - Oh, we do have Coke. - Found Coke. - Ooh. - Yes please. - I don't know how we didn't see that, it was not there in front of us. - Good stuff. [George chuckling] - How's the burrata? - Harry Plotter is pleasantly pleased. - Here are your drinks. - Sir. - The Coke. - Why thank you. - There you go, Zerkaa. - I'm liking this coordination. - You want me to feed you? - I'm showing them my caricature. Wow. - Oh my God. - Harry the Plotter. - That

's actually really cool. Can I see yours, Zerkaa? - The Boston Blockhead. - The size of your head. [laughing] - I'm the Boston Blockhead. - And the best of them all. - Oh, my f*cking God. - That's a violation. - This is what you did to me. You created this. - All right well, we'll wait in the kitchen. - Enjoy. - Burrata is a lot of cheese. - I was just gonna- - It's a crazy amount. It's a crazy amount of cheese. - Well, that cheese, it needs probably to get washed down. Yeah, we really do recomm

end you hydrate. - Yeah, I would take some hydration. - Vik, you should drink more water too. - Why? - Do you want a water as well? - Yeah, okay. - Okay. - I'm a little concerned at why. - Why we encouraged you to drink water? - It's healthy. - I'm being nice. - No, it is actual water by the way. [whimsical music] [people laughing] - What? - You f*cking prick. - Smell his drink. - I see him take a sip. [Ethan laughing] - It's just balsamic vinegar. [people laughing] - We're sat here the whole ti

me like, "You should wash that down, mate, yeah." - Can I have some water, please? - I have no idea how that's happened. - George, was that you? - who brought the Coke? - After everything you've done to me today. We're supposed to be winners here. What the f*ck? My brain couldn't compute what was going on. I was like, "This is the weirdest tasting Coke." - Bro. Pizza. The pizza. - Get it out, get it out. - You were on pizza duty, bro. You put mine in first as a test. - No, you look, I was being

nice. - They're making our mains. They can't be trusted. - Could be worse. - It actually could be. - Doesn't seem like- - I mean, it is solid. - There you go. Want a bite? - I feel ill. - Have you all finished? - My arms are tired. [Tobi laughing] - Okay? - I would like to finish last bits, please. - This much? - All of it. Any spillage, you have to lick it off. [people laughing] - Well, you better f*cking open your mouth. [chuckling] - I want aeroplane sounds please. [Simon imitates aeroplane]

Mm, that's good. - You actually spilled onto your lip. [people laughing] - Is there entertainment between courses? - Yeah, we actually have a, we have a top comedian. - George, come on. Entertainment, please. - Wasn't there an impression that you never got to do on our talent show? - Yeah, what was it? It was Winnie the Pooh doing a mugging. - Yeah. - Take off his bottoms. [laughing] - Fine, Winnie the Pooh doing a mugging. Winnie the Pooh was, was doing a mugging so he's in his thug era. So I'l

l just put my hood on. It's, how's it go? Give me all your honey. [people chuckling] I've got more. - That's it? [people laughing] - Ooh, I, give me all your honey, no one has to get hurt. Yeah, so that normally goes down well. - Why's he put this up like that? - I never claimed to be good at impressions. [people laughing] - Can you do a either a KSI or a wroetoshaw? - No. - Now I want KSI. - Oh God, I'm a nightmare. [Ethan laughing] - Was that a KSI impression? - Yeah. - Summon the first joke t

hat comes to your mind. - First joke that comes to my mind. This is really useful that you've asked me is 'cause just turns out that was driving past a prison earlier. So I was driving past it, and I looked out and I was like, "Well that's a bit weird." There was a midget prisoner climbing down the wall. Well, I shouldn't call him a midget prisoner, that's a little condescending. Anyway, I think the food might be ready. [people laughing] - Do a dance. - What dance would you like me to do? - A Fo

rtnite dance. - Yeah, your favourite Fortnite dance. Make the music as well though, please. - I don't actually know it. - Well just make it up as you go. [Ethan humming] Yeah. Nice. [people applauding] - I'll do something else really good. - Yeah, go on, go on. - But this might blow your socks off 'cause you might not have seen it in 20 years. - I think yeah. - Oh, oh! Funky chicken. The funky chicken. - How's that? After you, friend. - And for our final show- - Simon's gonna have a sip of some

Coke. - Contortionist. - Whilst drinking a drink. [all shouting] Whilst drinking the drink? [upbeat music] - No way. [people laughing] [Simon gagging] - It's not that bad. - Guys. [Vik laughing] - We need a new cutlery. - Why? - It's on the floor somehow. - There isn't any more. - Well, okay, can you clean these ones, please? - Well you can wash it. - God, you're a clumsy bunch, aren't you? [people laughing] Give it a good old clean. [people chattering in background] [Simon chuckling] Whose are

these? - Ice Bucket Challenge? - Yes. George, Vik has requested that you participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge. - It's fair. - It's for charity. - It's for a good cause. - I never got a tag in that. - There you go, he's tagging you right now. - I'm tagging you right now. - Thank you. [Vik laughing] - This is just mean. - Yeah, I would never make you look embarrassing. This seems unnecessary, it's not even a spectacle at this point. - You have to do the intro. - Yeah, it's a viral challenge. We

're YouTubers, right? - Hi, everyone, this is my ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Thanks, Vikkstar123 for the nomination. I nominate Josh and Tobi. - No, no. - No. - It has to be your friends. - Your friends. - Come on now, that's a bit rude. No, no, no, someone that likes you. [Josh and Tobi laughing] - What's that all about? - No nominations, come on. - Simon and Ethan, maybe. - Oh yeah, I nominate Simon and Ethan. Oh my God. Thank you. - Wow. - This was fun. - All for charity, congrats. - Oh, this l

ooks lovely. - I found a use for it. [George laughing] - Oh, did you wash it first? - Nope. [chuckling] - Ooh. - We were told we could play games. What games? - No, it said Josh Zerkaa will come up with games actually, in the video. - No, it doesn't, how you know it's Josh? - It does actually say you guys will come up with them. - I don't wanna hear any attitude. - It says, "I trust you will come up with some games." - No attitudus. - No attitudus. [George and Tobi laughing] - I've got a game. -

Oh no. [chuckling] - Oh, gimp mask tagine. - We're playing gimp mask tagine. - That's your outfit. - Hey, it's part of my outfit and my game. [people laughing] - No one else can wear your outfit. - It's only gonna be for a second. So we're gonna stand over here, and you're trying to aim for the tagine right here. - Main course is ready, by the way. - Oh, that's a shame. - Buckets. Ooh. - It landed right there. Tobi, retrieve. - Buckets. Oh. Oh. If you hit me, you lose automatically. [buzzer sou

nds] - Oh no, that's definitely worse. - That was worse. - Unfortunately you've been crowned the gimp. [Vik laughing] So I get to put this on you now. - Bazingimp. - Bazingimp. - And you have to serve it to us like that, I'd say. - I'd rather that doesn't serve my food. - What'd you reckon Olive will think when she sees this video? - Do not let that serve me. [people laughing] [Josh laughing] [Tobi laughing] - That is horrendous. What have you done, Josh? - Get the f*ck away. - We have the main

course. - It is salmon and mash. - Is this mash for ants? What is this? - What the f*ck is this? [Ethan groaning] Open your mouth. - Thank you. - Yeah, cheers. - What's the egg? There's a glaze on the salmon. - Sweet chilli. Feed me. - Feed you? You want some water? - No. - No? [Tobi and Josh laughing] - I want that. A bit of that. - You want some mash? - Nah, just a bit of that. - A bit of salmon? - Yeah yeah. - You need to work on the dessert. - Oh yeah. [Ethan groaning] [people laughing] - Oh

no. [Ethan groaning] - Should we just mould it with our hands? [Simon chuckling] - Sorry, carry on with your conversation. [people laughing] - Any more games then? [whimsical music] [people chuckling] - I'm gonna piss myself. - He's getting closer. - Just out of interest, would you have stopped doing it now if you were wearing it? - Yeah. He said, "You gotta wear it for like 20 seconds." I would've taken it off after 20 seconds. - Do you like the salmon? Do you like the fishy? Mm! - So much wor

se now you're here. - You like the fishy. [Tobi and Josh laughing] - I'm done with my main. [whimsical music] [Tobi laughing] - Is that enough now? - You can just take my plate, please. - That is more than enough. - Please just take my plate. - That was quality. Thank you, I appreciate it. - No problem. - That was definitely too much. [Tobi laughing] - My f*cking God. [laughing] That's f*cking vile. - Let us know when you're done. - I'm done. - Done. - There's a good boy. - He's not finished. -

What's the name for it? - "Dolce the log." Dolce the log. - This is a specialty we came up with. It's called Dolce the log. - It's sh*t. - Let's not call it that. Come on, put some time and effort into this. - Oh, you lot are grim. You lot are grim. - Dolce the log. - You lot are grim. Why have you put corn in it? - So what's the ingredients then here? - Last night had a curry. - Yeah? Was sweetcorn in it? - The day before that was pizza. So just an amalgamation of that, really. - Thelogful, tha

t's what you want to hear. - Thelogful. - We actually recommend that you don't use cutlery for this. [people laughing] - That's the like.. - There you go. - I don't want see that again. - Freya sees it every week. [chuckling] - I'm eating this spoonful just out of respect for them, 'cause they've made the effort. - They're not lying, the corn is the best bit. - And just like that, dinner is finished. Should we find out the next challenge? - Cheers for dinner, boys. - It is your decision this tim

e whose you pick. Whether you want JJ or Harry. - I'm out, I'm not picking. - Vik picked and he took the L for us. - I forgot that we just could get bad again. - Yep. I thought our time was done. - We picked JJ twice, didn't we? - JJ was good, Harry was good. Now Harry's good again. - Yeah, I like that. - What was you gonna say, JJ? - I like that logic. - I was gonna say Harry. - Okay, here we go. - Oh, please. Please. - Okey-dokey, boy, do I wish I could join you boys for this one because next

up you have to play golf. Yes! - You have to play it? - Get a hole in one. Get on the birdie train. - Yes! - I love golf. It's my favourite game. - Ethan's got to caddy for Vik. - Yes! - You know what? - Oh yes. - I've got Josh, so I'm okay. - No, I'm gonna play bad today. I'm feeling bad. I've got a dodgy back. - Show me how you swing at golf. [people laughing] - That looked familiar, that did. [laughing resumes] - From gimp to golf. Yes! - I'm actually, I'm f*cking raging. - Back again, KSI. G

o tell a friend, huh? [laughing] You want it to be good, huh? I know you want it to be good, and it isn't good. [laughing] - That wasn't English. - That was ass, but who cares? You have to be a caddy for the other team. Deal with it, d*ckheads. That means, you've gotta give the other team drinks. Yeah, all the drinks, all the clubs, sort it all out. No buggy. You can't use a buggy. Yeah, you gotta use them legs. - No buggy? [sighs] - Enjoy, d*ckheads. - Thanks. - I'm actually, my piss is boiling

. - Okay, so we are here at Ilford Golf Club. It is myself, Tobi and Vik golfing today. Here's our lovely three caddies. - Woo! - Can one of us spank whoever does the worst out of you? - And vice versa, I say. - And one of you can spank whoever the worst caddy is. - The worst caddie and the worst player. - Get spanked. - Yes. By one person. - Who's going first? - Shotgun not. - Shotgun not. - Okay, Josh, we got this. Let's go, come on. - Set me up. - Let's go, Josh. - I'm sad. - You want us to s

tay here? - I'm deeply saddened. - Can you stand behind me and help my swing? - Yeah, let's do a practise swing. - Okay, can you, I want you to- - You want me to- - Like in the movies, yeah. I want you to like... - You're a bit big for this. [Josh laughing] Ready? - What do I do? - And then round. - Oh yeah. - And then, ugh. - Oh, ugh. - Yeah, you have to ugh. - All right. - You have to go, "Ugh!" - Ugh! - There we go. - Ooh, snappy Gilmore. Yeah! - That's my guy! - Not bad. - It didn't go very

far. - No no, it did. - So do you know about caddying in golf? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What to do? - My dad was a caddy. - Yeah? - His dad before him. What we do is we do a little push down like that. - That's quite low. - There you go. That's all right, ain't it? Well, hey, the student's become the teacher. - They've actually been really cute to each other all day. - So just imagine. - Yeah. - That I'm your wife. - This is quite romantic. Yeah, I was gonna say. - Just give it a whack, m

ate, I reckon. - Put all the venom in it, Vik. All the venom. [ball taps] - He's done it. - Yes! - Beauty. I'm okay with it. - It could have been worse. - And then just look at the ball? - Yeah. Look at the back of the ball, and just f*cking murder it, Tobi. - Ah. - I see Tobi absolutely sending this, by the way. [ball taps] - Yes! - Ooh, wow. - It's flat! - She plays. - In the dead. You're in the ditch. - Did it go in the ditch? - Yeah. - It was a nice connection though. - Oh, no, is Tobi in he

re? This is me, this is me. You're in the ditch, lad. - Don't worry about my ditch. Oh, that's awful. - Yeah, it's not great. - No, that's horrendous. - Yeah, it's really not pretty. - Ethan's putting his heart and soul into this. - You can tell how much it hurts him. - Remember, worst caddy's getting spanked and he's doing the most. - I'm just gonna hit it first time. - Yep. - Ah! - Oh no. Oh no, oh no. He hit it. - Ethan, take the shot for me, please. Yeah, listen. It went higher. Is it this h

ere? - Yeah. - It went higher. Ethan, it went out there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look where it went. - So that's an extra shot, right? - No, no, it went out there, it went out there. - No, no, no, no. I will not get spanked. - I hate golf. [laughing] - There are one, two, three. - Ref! - This is his third. - It certainly wasn't pretty, lads. [George chuckles] - I'm sorry you have to watch this. - No, it's okay. I'm imploring you to get better. This is the start of the journey. Maybe you might like

it after this. - All right, I'm not liking it so far. [ball taps] - Yes! We're playing golf. - Yeah! - After you, Vik. - You are gonna be arse on the tree. [tree taps lightly] [George laughing] Yeah. [laughing] - Oh, you know, we're out of the tree. - Go on, Vik. [ball taps] [cheerful music] Oh! - Oh my God! Oh my God. - Did you not want to tell me you was going? - Can you take one of my shots for me? - No. - Please. - I can't, boss. - I feel like we're gonna be here forever. - I can't, boss. A

nd just bend from the hips. That's where the ball should be. That's your natural alignment. It's like out here, bend. - It seems like he's giving much more coaching than I am. - Yeah, I know, but- - If I'm honest, I'm just having a beer in the sun. - That's all right. - Yes! She's gone. That's perfect. - Where's the hole? - Oh my God, you're literally like- - Is that the hole there? - Yeah, yeah. - Woo! - I think so. I think it might be. - Yeah! - Yeah! - Pass your club, my man. - My caddy is a

king. - Well done, that was good. - King caddy. - That was very good. [upbeat music] - You got the wind going that way. - Okay, so aiming more this way. - So aim, you wanna aim, do you want me to go stand there? - Yes. - Oh, f*cking nerds. Honestly, that might be the worst caddy, man. - Can you go faster though, please? Aim for you? - Aim for me. - Okay. - Was, is the new F2 freestylers? - Yes, Jez, over here. - I think you touched that ball, Josh. - Yes, Jez! - Oh my God, he done it. - Bunker,

that. Bunker, bunker, bunker, bunker, bunker. - Faster. Get it [indistinct] quick! Speed! I need to have the fittest caddy, come on. Faster. Faster. I'm coming. - f*ck off. - I'm coming. [Simon screaming] [screeching sound] - I'm coming! - Yeah, if you just aim right, there's a hill that will stop it if it goes- - 'Cause I can aim, yeah. - No, but just further there. - Okay. - Just try and avoid the trees. - Yeah, come here, come here, come, come, come. - I here the support, Tobi. - It's all rig

ht, you got- - Not that I don't believe in him. I do believe in him. [ball taps] [upbeat music] Oh, yes. - Nice. - Ooh, little bit bunker, I think. Do you know what, I'll take that. - It was nice though. - That's not bad. - Just can I get it out? - It was a good connection, I respect that. - I know, I know. Hopefully we're in a nice bit of the bunker. - Yeah, it could be a nice bunker. - Hey Vik, come catch a ride. Forget about your caddy. He's useless. - Oh guys, darn it. I'm gonna have to walk

all the way over there now. [upbeat music] - We're literally using it like a putter, yeah? Just bump and run that out of there, buddy. [ball taps] - Oh my God. - That's fine. - Why was there no power in that? - That's fine, that's fine. - So you're moving your body. Don't move your arms, move your body to just go. [vocalises] - Yeah, I just need to- - Put you a little bit underneath it, so you go. [vocalises] Like that. - Nice caddymanship here. - All right, let's see if it works. You got this.

Hey, that's all right, we've made progress. Did anyone see that? - I think we have two. Yeah? - Bit harder than that. You just use your... [ball taps] [whimsical music] - Wait, he's on like seven now? - Yeah. - Yeah, or eight. - How does one get out the sand? Can I even get out from here? All right, here we go. - Oh! - Almost. - Guys, I'm so sorry you have to watch this still. I apologise. - No, you're a learner. - I'm learning. - You're a learner, you're like, they want to help you. - I'm tryi

ng to embrace it. Second hole, I'll- - It's f*cking Hogwarts number one golfer right here. - Yeah, bruv. - That wasn't a wand, that was a club. - Just play that same shot again. - Okay. - Yeah! I'm okay with that. - How many shots was that? - You're out the bunker, I'm okay with that. - How many? No, we need to know how many shots that was. - Two, maybe. I reckon about two. [Vik exclaims] - What'd you advise here, what technique do we go for? - Stiff arms. - Just pendulum vibes? - Pendulum vibes

. Watercolour. - When I'm burning by the lights. [both humming] - Take me outta here. When's the drop? Take me outta here. [whimsical music] - It's on the, it's on the, no, no, it's fine. - It's off the green. No, no, no. - thank bank done you a solid. - Yo, we aimed there, bro. - But I was doing the pendulum. - You lot stink. You lot actually suck. - Yes. - You've had triple our shots right now. - Yeah, we're here for fun. - Well, you don't look like you're having fun. - I'm having a great time

. - Cider me. - Inside of you? - No. The cider me will go inside of me. Not sodomy, side of me. [cheerful music] - I swear to God, if I'm the worst caddy, I'll kill myself. [both chuckling] [ball taps] - It was so much. - Can we just do it on bowling? - Yeah, whose idea was this? - With the sides up. - This is not fun for anyone. I'm on the winning team for this one and I'm not having fun. - You don't need to go through it like that. Yeah, just finish there. There you go. Love it. No, no sit! -

What do I hit this with one? - Golf club, I reckon. - Which one? Which shape? - Right, what are we looking at here? - Well that's the thing, I'm struggling. Ooh. It's quite flat. - Boom. - Okay. - Just pick it up on the way through. Where are we going? Just to the shops, mate. Like that. - Right, yeah, okay. - What if you roll a little bit? You can tell when you roll. If you slow down, you know it's uphill. If you turn to left or right, you know it's... [whimsical music] Simon, I need to know ab

out, okay, look, he's passed out. - I would move, I would move. - Nah, I'm calm. - He's so confident I'm not going there. - I'm not mad. - We're closer. - I'm not mad. - We've come closer. - Josh, aim here. Here, here. - What power on Golf With Friends? - About two and two thirds. - It's a good roll. - That was not two and two thirds. - Oh, it needs more legs. - That was about one and three quarters. It's in. - Ah, he's killed it at the hole. Killed it. - Vik, I don't fancy us against the compet

ition. - Could you put it from here? - Could I? Could anyone? - Could one? Could one? - Do people? - Oh my God, he reversed on ya. - Tap in, we've still won. - That's a gimme though, you can take that away. No gimmes. - All right, no gimmes. - You know what, I'm done thinking about this now. - You're done thinking, nice. That's what I like to see. Were you going for it? - No. [both laughing] Just a practise on my bounce. - Just bounce over the ball. - Not in like a weird way, right? I think I'd

make a really good b*tch boy. [George laughing] - I'm still warming up, I'm heating up, I'm loading something. - Stop moving your legs, it's just the... - Vik, Only let your arms move. Exactly that, Vik, exactly that. - The other teams are helping us. - I've said the same thing. Don't move your legs and then suddenly you're a bouncy hopper. - Oh my God, what a chip. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, mate, what a chip. - That was beautiful, by the way. - That was so nice. - Exactly what I was trying to d

o the whole time. - Respect for that, sir. - Ethan. - Yep. - Are you happy with this? - Let's see it. [upbeat music] Oh, the line's perfect though. Oh, you killed it. Shot it. - I actually feel sorry for Tobi 'cause I feel like he could do quite well if he had a good caddy. [George chuckling] - Yeah. - Yeah. Go on. - Where are you telling him to aim? - Oh, stop it, you lot. [laughing] - Ethan, I'm sorry that you have to put up with this. [upbeat music] - You see what happens when you don't liste

n to Ethan? You see what happens when you don't listen to Ethan? - See, the the key to to putting- - Yeah? - Is look at the turf. - Right, what's the turf telling you? What's it telling you, George? - That's flat. - Vik, put it back more. - I think you need a seven iron. - All right, here we go. Well that actually, that went quite far. - Well that wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. [people laughing] We're good, we're good on that one, Vikkstar. It's nice. - George, help him. - What was tha

t caddying? - George, help him. - Mate, I wasn't aware we were taking a shot yet. - Don't just stand there with a f*cking cider. - All right, just a little, same as last time. Nice, nice. That's okay, that's okay. - Progress. - That's all right. There you go, you got this, sir. Just tap it in. - Yes! - He did, well done. - Sinks it for 18. - Nice. - That's gotta be par, right? - So, that means what? As of the scores, the loser of this golf round was Vikkstar123. Who was the best caddy though? -

It's just the worst. - 'Cause the best caddy gets to spank. No, gets to spank Vik. - Oh. - You three should talk about who the best caddy is. - Who was the best caddy? You know what? I think George was the best caddy. - Shut up. - Now you're waffling. - Simon was the best caddy. Simon was the the best caddy. - Really? - Yep. - Okay. All right. - I think Ethan gave a lot of good tips. - He gave a lot of good tips. - But that doesn't always help you at your level. 'Cause there's too much informati

on and- - I do hear that. - You can't play your game. - I do hear that. - And learn your mistakes. - But I will vouch for him because- - What did George do? How about for George? - We just had good vibes. - I think the advice to play out there. - That was how, I decided that. - And he didn't talk you out of it? - No. All right, well it's decided. - We decided! - Ethan, I tried for you, I really did bro. - And you've picked me? - No, come over. - That's hilarious. - Okay, so decisions, decisions

have been made. Yeah, best caddy of the day was Simon. Simon Minter. [applauding] - I finally get to spank you back. - Oh sh*t, yeah, revenge. - I've been holding onto this since mystery box one. - Revenge of the spank. - Mystery box one, baby. - And the worst caddy was, sorry, George. [people laughing] - Josh is spanking you, bro. - Oh jeez, not the breakdance, and the yoga pose. Yeah! - Oh, the neck broke. - I'm telling you now, yeah, there's not a golf video on YouTube that this will ever hap

pen again in. - Don't hit my balls. - Someone spit on my hand. - Vik, could you arch your back a bit? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, retract them shoulders a bit. And face up, face up. - You ready? - Here we go. - Yeah. [slap smacks] - Ooh! - Did you catch the button? - I think a little bit. - The little nod. - You know, this is just our team that's actually lost. This is just us. - Hi, my name's George Clarke and this is the spank shot. Ah. Ooh, God. Ooh, it's a stinger. - You did the thigh slap. [peopl

e laughing] - Yay! - It's not over, by the way. - Can this video end? - No, no, no, we're not over. It is our turn to pick Harry or JJ. - It can get worse? Brilliant, woo. - We'll say it at the same time. We'll go JJ or Harry. We'll say a name at the same time. Can't draw. Ready? Three, two, one. - Harry. - JJ. - Two Harry's. - Could Harry strike three times in a row? - Ready? - He don't look happy on the intro. In the freeze frame he don't look happy. - I can just tell he's gonna ruin us. - I c

an already tell. - All right, there is some absolutely f*cking fantastic news for you boys because we have got an amazing waggon to take you to the hotel. Look at this motor. Cut to the motor like. [people laughing] - Yes! - f*cking yes! - Yes! - Yes. - No. - Guys, it's been a long day. It's been a very long day. - The bearer of bad news. - And you know what? You deserve something good. You deserve something really, really good. And I'm gonna treat you- - We know JJ, the jig's up, you d*ckhead.

- You have to make your own way to the hotel without using a cab. Yes! [laughing] I'm a d*ckhead, and I'm making you suffer. [laughing] - We're so far away. - Also, you must make two TikToks for the Sidemen TikTok channel. Enjoy, twats. - They're going through with that. - What did he say? - You've gotta make two TikToks as well for the Sidemen TikTok. - Good luck, boys. - See you on the other side. - Right, we better get going. We gotta find, is there a train station near here? - We're in Ilfor

d Golf Club. Yeah, it's gonna be Ilford train station, surely. You're lucky you're with me though, that's the one thing. - So we've got Mr. TFL. - We've also been told, by the way, we have no camera crew. We gotta do it ourself. - Okay, we can vlog. - Kick it old school. It's fine. It could be worse. - Yes, it could. But it could also be better. - I wanna see what vehicle they're in. Because if it's like, yeah, that would really add to like- - You just kick back, don't have to think about it. -

Just enjoy your day, have a good time. - Enjoy your way there. But it's okay 'cause it's not decided who has a good time at the hotel yet. So there's still chance, there's still hope. - Oh wow. Oh, hello. - Oh yeah. - Oh, that's fantastic. - This is a beauty. - Oh, we've got VS. - Yeah, man. - Oh my God. - Oh, that's sick. - Pretty big name you got on today, guys. [chuckling] Make sure you stick me in the thumbnail. - For anyone who doesn't know who he is, watch this and you'll think he's the fu

nniest person on earth. - All righty, so we're on our walkie. We have managed to work out a nice little route, right? Because luckily where we are, we're in Ilford, and there is Lizzy line in Ilford, the brand new Lizzy. - I went on Lizzy line for the first time on the weekend. It's pretty cool. - Amazing. - It's air con. - Very powerful. - Yeah, Lizzy Line is the best line. Shout out Lizzy, rest in peace. - And we're going to Hyde Park Corner is our final destination. It's a hotel in that area.

Kensington Vibes. - This would be my worst nightmare. - Yeah, you don't like watching yourself, do you? - f*cking hate it. - I'm not enjoying this. - Don't take this the wrong way. This isn't funny. - Some people find it fun though. And that's what's important. - Enough people. I think I'm ready to Koppaberg. Many, many Koppabergs. - So we're thinking, right, TikToks. - Oh God. - You're gonna go tube girl- - I'm gonna go tube girl in a gimp mask. I need a gimpy song. - You need a what? - A song

that works for a gimp mask. - What about Sam Smith? - No. - The new one. ♪ Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot ♪ - Just do my neck, my back. - That could be a vibe. - I don't know what song that is, bro. - Unholy, that would actually bark. - That is definitely unholy. - That is an unholy- ♪ Daddy's getting hot ♪ ♪ At the corner shop. ♪ - At the corner shop? At the body shop, not the corner shop. [Josh and Vik laughing] - I'm playing corner shop and pointed at you. - I don't like that we can't

see outside. - Me neither. - And we're hearing things. - I feel like I'm being smuggled, but I'm being luxuriously smuggled. - Are they gonna change drivers now and we're off somewhere crazy. - All right, here we go. A dirty would you rather. - I'm feeling real naughty in the back of this cab. - Are you ready for a dirty would you rather? - I am. - Be sexually attracted to an optional animal or be sexually attracted to your parents? - Oh, an animal. - Animal. - It's animal, yeah? - What animal t

hough? - It is a bit weird though, that we've sprung to animal. - I'm not going for my parents. - I dunno, 'cause if you go chimp because it's closest to you, that's just weird though, isn't it? - That's a bit weird. - I'm going just like, polar bear. - Oh really? - Just pure dominance. - You're getting torn up. - I'm going for a fish because I'm gonna imagine it sucking me off. - Here we are, look, Lizzy line, Ilford. - Nice, why does this train station look like a house? - Imagine getting boot

ed our your house so they can make a train station. - Different gravy, the Lizzy line. - Gonna get on a train. - What train is it, Tobi? - 18:12 train to- - No, what type of locomotive is it? - It's the B54 X5. - Do you think? B54 X5. - Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it. - Oh, this one needs to pause. - All of the above. - Oh, that is awful. - All of it, in a pile. [Ethan laughing] I think you'll get desensitised to it after a while. - I a

gree. You'll be like, boom. - Yeah, otherwise your relationship's ruined with them if you just have had sex with them. - Your dad finishes. - Boom, sex. - Boom, cum. - I'm hearing that old school Casey Neistat type beat, you know? Like, oh, cinematics. - This train's kind of nice, you know, I might have to cop one, bro. - Cop a train? - Yeah, bro. - Oh, okay. Yeah, you've gone clear. - I mean, "Boys, I'll pick you up, bro." - He's in the charts of music now, he thinks he can just buy trains. Wha

t's happened? - Have sex in front of your parents or have to watch your parents have sex. - I'm having sex in front of my parents. - What if both are connected? - Really? - I wouldn't be able to have sex. - No, I'd do the first one. - What if your partner is your parent? - Oh, my word. - Couple normal guys on the train. - This is the quietest train I've ever been on, and then. [relaxing music] He's practising his tube girl. I don't think she does gun fingers, bro. - Flick your hair. [Vik and Tob

i laughing] - It has to be close, it has to be there, yeah. We don't know this guy. We don't know this guy. [Tobi and Vik laughing] - I'm dying inside. - I can't see. Ah, my airpod, sorry. - Our tube journey is over. - We just about survived. That was something. - That thrive more than survive, I'd say. - Give a blowjob to a micro penis or a dick so thick that it maxes your mouth opening capability. - That is such a funny sentence to hear an AI say. [Ethan laughing] "Eat a dick so big that it ma

kes your..." - What you picking, guys? - Part of me is thinking, if you're doing it, may as well go for the big. - Micro penis, no. Why? Why are you going, "Ah, might as well go full monty". - If you're doing it, you may as well, you know? - I know what I'm taking. - That's giving you lock jaw. No, thank you. - And it's not the small one. [all laughing] I'm putting in work on that. I'm gonna teach that a lesson. - Hey, if I eat a dick, I'm eating a dick. - Yeah, exactly. - I love London, man. It

's a stressful city at times, but also, it's just home, you know? It's a beautiful, I mean, it's not home for you, but you like London. - Yeah, it's all right. Good city, good city. - Vik's approval. - Passes the vibe check. - Vik's approval, serious guy. There's a TikTok of JJ prepping for his fight where he's doing some- - Got his six pack abs out, he's getting punched in the abs. - You got the panties, when'd you put the panties on? - Just trying strong he is. So Vikkstar's gonna show how str

ong he is. - I'm gonna hold down, yeah, go. [Josh exhaling rapidly] Keep punching him, bro, get closer. This is awful. This is the worst. - Receive oral sex from someone with a mouth full of hot sauce or by someone who uses their teeth. - Ugh. But one causes actual pain, one like just, inflames, right? [laughing] - Right, right? - Right? - I'm going for sensation over actual pain. - I'm going hot sauce. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - And I'm just gonna whack it in milk straight away. - Double dip

. - Just rest your cock in milk. [all laughing] - That is too funny. That's the millennial pause, bro. Leave it in there. ♪ A little bit dumb, and my bum eats plum ♪ ♪ 'cause a plum tastes yum ♪ [all laughing] - You love this. ♪ Popped out where my bum hole starts ♪ ♪ Put it in my bum ♪ ♪ Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb ♪ - That was something. That was really something. - Willy bum bum. - Willy willy bum bum. - Bum bum bum. - Is this their ride? Wow. Watching YouTube, what were they watc

hing? They were watching Willy bum bum. [Josh laughing] - They're watching willy bum bum? Why are they watching wily bum bum? - What is that? What is that? I don't even want to know. - Oops, I'm sorry. - I don't fit the hotel aesthetic at all. They're trying to rush me through the reception. - Please go. Please go. - Get these guys out. - They saw you come in and went, "Oh God, let's get you guys rushing". Let me see your hands. Jeez. - Got your hands dirty for once. - Get you a man that gets ha

nds dirty. - Who says real men don't exist anymore? - What a real man. - What I saw on the tube, that was a real man. - That's a real man. - That was a crazy angle. That was a crazy angle. - Willy bum bum. - Willy willy bum bum. - I saw that in the, we walked past your car. Why you listening to willy bum bum? - Jeez, this nice. This is the hotel room, yeah? - Okay, now. - What's going on? - The issue here is- - It's only set for three. - We only have one activity left, and one of us, one team of

us- - Oh, they get to pick- - Is bad, one of us is good. You guys won the game so you get to pick. - We decided already, right, haven't we? - Yes, we have. - We sticking to our agreement? - What was your agreement? - I dunno what... - Willy bum bum. [George and Ethan laughing] - We have chosen, yes. - You're choosing? - We are choosing JJ. - It makes sense to choose JJ. - We're choosing KSI. - Only by logic. - I'd choose JJ. If I was choosing, I would have chosen JJ. - I don't wanna see Harry's

face right now, I just know it's bad news. - Yeah, like, probability. - "Probability". - Probability. - Can we show them the TikToks while we're in a good mood? - I need to make it. - Yeah, that's a good idea. All right, this is TikTok number one. - Oh my God. - It was mortifying. [all laughing] - That's actually so good. - And the way that guy gets up at the end. - So good. - You gotta keep that ending in as well. - Keep the ending. - Where's the other one? - I assume you took it off after doi

ng that? - No. - He can hide his identity. - Yeah, that's I'm saying, I feel you could have just like, you could keep it on. - Okay, look, the first one took a while so the second one, we got here and we were like, "What can we do while we're here?" [punches slapping] [people chuckling] - That one's so good. That's my favourite one. [all laughing] That's so good. He's just. sh*t. - All right. I have the video sent by Harry. You guys go over there. - Please, KSI. - Here we go, here we go. - Last

one. All right. - Ready, boys? - Yeah. - This is our fate for tonight. - sh*t. It's not gonna be good. - All right, KSI, please bless us. Oh, you know, it's even worse if it's a KSI message and it's a bad one to end the day. - Hello, boys. - That's bad. - That's not good. - You've gotta be the butlers. - Yep. - For the other team. You've gotta do whatever they say. No saying no, unless it's something pretty sexual. That I will let you off not doing, but anything else, you've got to do it. You ca

n't say no. Have a good time! See you soon! - I knew it. - And now, wait for it. - It's me again. [laughing] - Oh no. - Woo! You guys buzzing? You ready for this? Are you ready? Are you ready? Tell me, talk to me, are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready, JJ. - Louder. - Ready! [mask slaps on table] - Enjoy the hotel, enjoy the poker table. Enjoy the masseuse. Enjoy the cocktails and enjoy the food. It's gonna be a great time for you. [all cheering] [people cheering in background] - That's a n

ice sound, isn't it? - Yes! Come on! - Yes. Yeah. - Yes! - I'm really upset. - Can't be a butler if you can't find me. [chuckling] - I'm sorry to hear it, boys. Do you know what, this happened because you won the pushy game. - Yes. - All because you won the pushy game. - Remember? - Harry was never gonna get four in a row. - It couldn't have been Harry. - Beautiful. - Okay. - It is my day, I am him. - I know all well that if the shoe was on the other foot, we'd be getting- - I could [indistinct]

if you want. - We'd be getting it. - We'd be getting. - We'd be sitting on their fist. - Instead we will be dishing out the fisting. Not like that. - Yeah we will. - Not like that. - Wait, where's my mask? Yes, we will. - No one cared about Josh before the mask. [all laughing] - Service! - Butler. [glass clinking] Butler! - Hi, the Butlers are here, and Ethan. - Here we are. Butlers and they're not so buff. - Whatever that is. - What is that thing? - Butler. - Mr. Zerkaa. - Butler. - Mr. Zerkaa

. My caddy. - Vikram. - Oh, full name. The full name service now. - No, no. - Send him home. - Here you go, Mr. Zerkaa. - Thank you, what is this? - It's a pinacolada. - Oh, I thank you, sir. - Guys, guys, can you sort this out? I don't want, this is ruining my evening. - You're gonna make it worse for yourself. You're gonna make it worse for yourself. [Ethan laughing] You're gonna make it worse for yourself. You're gonna make it worse for yourself! - He's gonna stick this down your- - Big man t

ing, take that off. [people laughing] - Oh my God. - He didn't have a tie so he has to wear that thing. - Yeah, my tie broke so I thought- - What's this then, are you gonna tell us? - I think it's pinacolada. - Penis collider. - Nice. - Nice. - Can you eat the lime, please? - Eat the lime. - Can I eat the lime? - Eat the lime. - How do you want me to, what? - In one. - Whole. - I can't do that. - Whole thing in the mouth then chew. - I believe that's the order they put them in. - Nice. - Ugh. -

Now spit it in Simon's hand. [whimsical music] [people laughing] I didn't expect him to do it. Can I get a straw, please? - I don't know what to do now. - Dispose of it, please. Would you like your dinner? - Is there a menu? - No. - Oh. - You get what you're given. Sir. [people laughing] - You know it's levels, they've iced the glass. The glass is like, mine's ice coated. - What's this? - Pinacolada. - Virgin penis. - Nice. - Oh God. You shouldn't have said nice then. [all laughing] - That was b

adly timed. - We have lots of starters. - Can we have less chat and more, more food? - This is all just sharing. - Okay, another, guys, another burrata? - Oh it's actual oysters. You just dropped it. - Caviar. - Sliders. What are they, wagyu sliders? - Slide those over this way. - Yeah, slide that my way, brother. - I am actually so f*cking jealous now. - Excuse my colleague's language. - Ooh. - These are all starters? - Yeah. - Got a squid. - Just got a squid? - Okay. Oh, that's calamari. - Jos

h, calamari for you there. - And some arancini balls. - Arancini balls. - Oh, I'm so f*cking jealous. I actually you wanna start molesting them now. I wanna start rubbing them. - I want to punch all of them in the [censored]. - Yeah, you've had different reactions. He wants to touch them. - I said I want to now take it further. I want to start like, with the gimp mask. - Do it. - Start licking their face. - I wanna punch them all in the head. We gave them f*cking caviar and five other things and

they all went- - Would Vik strike me if I lick him? - No. I think you'd get your tongue in his ear. - Butlers, could I request a menu from the kitchen, please? - No. - Unfortunately not, no. - I am requesting the menu. - Oh my God, those look f*cking great. - I don't care. - You guys don't look like you're touching those burgers. - I'm going to eat the burger. - Someone might have poisoned them. - Honestly, I don't trust you guys anymore. - We can test them if you'd like. - I think we should te

st this. - Yeah, you can test one. - What is that? - Why don't you find out? - Looks like poison. [chuckling] - Are you watching me eat? Face the corner. [person giggling] Actually, that's less painful. Watch me eat. - Fantastic to see you guys enjoying your meal. - On your knees. [people laughing] That's far. There's no mask anymore. - Can I get a spoon, please, anyone? A spoon? - Open your mouth. [people laughing] You can use your hands. It's good? - My God. Give George the rest. - Master has

given Dobby a hamburger. [Tobi laughing] Dobby is a fiend. - Your spoon, sir. - Can I get a bigger spoon? - George, you have to get down on your knees. - This is not a soup spoon. What is this? - George, you have to get down. - You asked for a spoon, sir. - I'll get you one. - A bigger spoon. - George, get down now. - Okay, I don't like this. - Oh, no. - Open your mouth. - Is there mushroom in this? - I've been here before. - Is this what we asked for? Is this what you wanted, Tobi? - Oh, please

punish me more, this is horrible. - You wanna be punished? All right, eat this. - Well, this is too much at this point, honestly. - I want you to eat the sea, please. - Please, I'm okay. - These aren't options in this. - It's good for you. Do you know, it's like- - It's an aphrodisiac. - It's like, 80% protein. - Yeah, you get horny after that. [Vik laughing] - There will be a prize for butler of the day, I will say. - Vik, would you like a foot rub? - Go on, Vik. - Um. - Go on, go on. - No. -

You deserve it, you walk too much. - Why me? - Ugh. - Why you laughing? - Dropped it? - Can I get a new one? - You gotta say something, like a nice little speech first. - Here's to the sea. Oh, it smells so bad. - Boom, sea. - Boom, willy. - Boom, sea. [people chuckling] - Are you scared? - Do it in like Winnie the Pooh. - Are you not meant to lemon them or something? - I put some of this in it. - I'm sure I could. Oh, this is posh. Just use it as a chaser. - Oh my God, that wasn't a chaser. - W

hy does it crunch? Why does it crunch? - Why does it what? - Crunch. Oh, shut up. [people giggling] [whimsical music] [George gagging] [people giggling] - You made a weird noise. Just chew it. - Down it, down it. - Heard you're not supposed to chew it, you're supposed to swallow it in one. - Yeah, swallow, man. - Look at me, Simon. - Hasn't even swallowed. - I can't. - Boom, swallow. - Boom, swallow. [slurping] [sniffs] - I feel sick. - Trying to swallow. - It's not that bad. [people laughing] -

Lovely. - Another one? - No thanks. - Yeah? - I'm full. - Don't say that. - May I inquire what the sauce is, sir? - I have got no clue, here. - That's just not a thing you should have in your mouth. - One dip sir, [people laughing] - Please, sir. - He's gone so red. - I beg you, sir, please. [people chuckling] - Would you help your friend right here and wipe his nose, please? - Of course, sir, I'll wipe it off for you. - With your tongue. [people laughing] - As if I wasn't already gonna go for

the tongue. [people laughing] - Just six boys in a hotel room. [laughter continues] - Five boys, one gimp. - The gimp mask came off and it got weirder. - I can put it back on if you like, Vik. - My compliments to the chef. [laughter continues] - How's the calamari, sir? - Shut up. [Tobi and Vik giggling] - Understood, sir. - You know what? Just go. - I'm crying. - Where would you like me to go, sir? - Behind the curtain. - Behind the curtain. - Behind the curtain. - No problem, sir. - You as wel

l, behind the curtain. [people laughing] - Behind? - Same one. - Of course. Let's continue. [people laughing] - Do you know what? - They're not butlers, they're [indistinct] at this point. [Ethan moaning] [Tobi laughing] - Did you see the foreplay before that? - Take your glove off. - Would you like me to go bare handed, sir? - Permission to raw dog, sir. [people laughing] - I seem to have gone limp, sir. - It's worse when they're behind the curtain. - Just go outside for a bit. - Where would yo

u like us to go, sir? - Get my drink back, please. - They're on the way, sir. - Can I have a rumbo? You can balance a burrata on your forehead? - Yes. [chuckling] - I wanna see it. - The plate or the actual cheese? - Just the cheese. - Just the cheese. [people laughing] - Oh no. [laughter continues] - You sound like a dolphin. - Anything else, sir? - Can you clap your hands? And make a seal noise, please. [Simon imitating seal] [people laughing] - This cheese is very cold, sir. - Can you have th

ese walrus fangs? - Of course, sir. As you wish, sir. [people laughing] [whimsical music] - Sorry, sir. [people laughing] - That is enough, that is enough. - Thank you. - Sorry sir, I didn't do that there. - Do what where? - Just, if you could all sit on that chair together. [people laughing] - You want them spread or stacked? - I'd like a stack. No, actually what I'd like, I'd like George going second facing Ethan. - Come on, sir. - Why you calling him sir? - Just feels right. - Don't stop, I l

ike it. [people laughing] [laughter continues] - Can I just perch, please, sir? - You can perch on one knee. [laughter continues] - I need a photo of this, please. Thank you. - I can't believe George suggested this video. - We're directing art. - Have you got a portable charger in your pocket or something? - Just happy [indistinct]. - Oh good golly. I didn't know you used Elfbars. [people laughing] - Please may we stand up, sir? - No. - Okay. - I think somebody's already stood up. [people laughi

ng] - Get out, get out. Go, go, go. - You gotta go outside. - You may go, you may go. - Thank you, sir. - Until the drinks are ready, don't return. - Here, sir, another drink for you, sirs. - Thank you. - Best finish this one. Cheers, boss. - See it off, sir. - Don't tell me what to do. - You're double parked, sir. - Oh. - Oh. - That's good butlering, you are double parked, Vikkstar. - Rules of the hotel, sir. - We just want to clean the glass, sir. - Do it. [people laughing] - you smashed that

glass, bro. - Are you ready, sirs? - Oh! - Let's go. - Is this a mushroom?! - That's a wham mushroom. - Unacceptable, sir. - Oh, chips, steak and chips. - Thank you. - That is beautiful. Can we get steak knives, please? And cutlery. I'm scared asking them to give me steak knives because at this point they may throw this thing. "Here you go." It's like. - Problem resolved, sir. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Don't you worry, sir. - This is butler of the day for me right now. - Ethan, can yo

u demonstrate how you would put salt into your own mouth? No, no, with just your hands. - Just not the shaker? - Yeah. [people laughing] That's great, yeah. - What about you? - He's f*cked you over there. [people laughing] This is too much for me. This is too much. - I'll take it away then, sir. - No, no, no, no, no. [people laughing] - May we suggest some conversation starters? - Yeah, good. I'd like some topics, please. Talk about? - The The Second World War, sirs. - I prefer more current affa

irs. - The current World Wars, sirs. [people laughing] - Podcast topics? Topics. - Pancake, sir? - What's your thought on last names in marriage? [people laughing] [Tobi clapping] - Take a bow, please, take a bow. Thank you. I'd like some music, you know? An acapella rendition of K trap, "Warm" Can you do that for me? - I stopped rapping and re-offended. You know when the trap needs mending. Too much mixing in the brizzy, you know when the pack needs blending. Buy it, cop it, chop it, you ain't

on spending, you'll never beat the mash off one hand after the booting, your hand's all trembling. Too much cap I'm hearing, too much swag they're wearing. - Yeah. [people laughing] - You know what, can we have an Inbetweeners scene, please? - Will, what's this pesto stuff, is it for humans? No, Neil, it's for extraterrestrials, that's we keep it in the fridge. Of course it's for f*cking humans. [clears throat] - Is that where it stops? - Was that it? - It seems so, sir. - Why does it stop there

? - Sorry, I need to blow off. - Blow off? - Yes. - Do it in the corner. - Thank you. [fart squeaks] [people laughing] - Oh my. Sirs, before dessert we do have a clairvoyant in the other room. If you would like to go in there. - Is that her name? Claire Voyant? - Her name is Claire Voyant. - What does Claire Voyant do? - She will tell your future. She will read a crystal ball. - That sounds very ungodly. - Can we sub one of you guys out for Tobi 'cause it's against his way? - I feel really nervo

us. - Hi. Yeah, I feel like it's an interview. Like a job interview. - I dunno why I'm nervous. - Okay, you ready to have your fortunes told? - Yes. - Who's gonna be the brave first person? - Josh looks like he's ready. - I'm drawn to the middle, so let's have a go. You can either ask a question or just see what the cards reveal. What would you like to do? - See what the cards reveal. - See what they reveal, no problem. - If yours is bad, by the way, I don't know. [people laughing] - Okay, just

tell me when to stop. - Stop. - And again. - Stop. - Dunno about that one, are you sure? - I'm definitely sure about that one, yeah. - Yes. - And again. - Stop again. - If one of these says death. - 100 %. - That is awful. - Stop. - So, the first one means you're gonna get away with something, so if you're planning something a bit devious and sneaky. - Get away with murder. - Well, I dunno about murder, but you know. - There's something. - Not advocating murder here. - Crafty Zerkaa. - Love that

for me. Beautiful. - The next one is about, ooh, childish behaviour, what a surprise. - Childish behaviour. - Let's go. - You might meet somebody who has a childlike personality and loves life. [people laughing] - You've been warned about this, Josh. - Many hours spent in a tree house. - In a tree house?! - This one is about putting your boundaries down, so making sure that you know where you stand with others, so it's all about kind of being very boundaried, but it is a legal card, so make sur

e you don't get arrested. Just because you get away with it first time. - Don't do it again. - You don't get to get away with with the second time. - With the childish behaviour. [people laughing] - So the next one is a job offer. - Oh! - So money being given to you. - More money. That's what I do. - It says a doorway is opening for you that was previously closed, so there's new adventures. - This is sounding great. - That new ZRK. - What's that last card? I'm terrified of that last card. - The

last one, are you feeling a bit twitchy and nervous? - If you that's death, I'm gonna cry. - It's not, it's not. It's the page of cups, so this is about new beginnings. The birth of an idea. So you might have some ideas, but it is birth of a new experience, but it can be birth of a child. [people exclaiming] - Ethan's, Ethan's, Ethan's. [people laughing] - Maybe you're not getting away with it after all. - Ah. - Hence the tree house. - Ah. - Okay. My life looks great. I look forward to your life

. - Do you want to go next? - Oh, I'd love to, please. - Do you want to see what the cards reveal? Look, one that's jumping up already for you. It's the lady with lots of money coming into your life. - Oh yeah. - It's what he needs. It's what he needs. - Don't sign the prenup, don't sign it. - We'll give you that one as a bonus card. - The sugar mama card. - She leapt out towards you. - DM's are open, ladies. - On your way home in the lift, just be aware. - Okay. - She might be in there. With ba

gs of money. - So the same thing, just tell me when to stop. Are you ready? - Of course. Stop. - I stopped before you said it because psychically I just knew. - Of course. - That was where to stop. - Same wavelength, I like it. Stop now. [people laughing] - Steady on. - Stop. Ooh, almost caught you out. - Okay. Okay, the first one is saying there's lots of ideas around you at the moment. You're not sure which one to go for. And it says be a bit more realistic. I know it's hard to be a bit more r

ealistic. - I'll stick to TikTok. - So it says keep your feet firmly on the ground. Lots going on in your imagination. The next one is a wish being granted. Be careful of what you wish for because a wish is about to come true. - Ooh. - It's to go with the money. - And this is success. - Ooh. - This is success around you. - Doesn't really going hand in hand with the first one. - How about you, would you like to have a go? - You should be nervous now. - Yeah, can we do a palm reading instead of th

e cards? - We can. I'll have to move up a little bit. - I feel like my palms are more accurate. - Oh what, so your cards are different to us. - I'll need my big magnifying glass. - See, you got tiny hands. [people laughing] - I need both your hands. - Both hands, okay. - Thank you. - You've got hands on the end of them, have you? [people laughing] - It's a sign you're very hardworking and practical. You like to get things done. I feel that you like to get things done very quickly. You're a quick

thinker. You like to put things very quickly into action. You don't like a complicated life. You like things to be quite straightforward. You're psychic too! - You're married! [people laughing] - You've got the psychic triangle on both hands. - What's the psychic triangle? - The psychic triangle. - You should know. - Well, he should know. [people laughing] - It's been this long and no one told me?! - You should have known! - No one told me! - He's cheated. There we go. So there's your psychic t

riangle there. - Ah. - Any questions? Anyone wanna have a go at anything else? - Read my hand. - Should I call it out to the audience? Ah, okay. You're somebody that is always on the go as well. There's a lot of, just not being able to relax. You are just kind of constantly thinking things, thinking things. You'd make a great surgeon. - Ooh. - No way. - Keep him away from the knives but he would be a good surgeon. Psychic triangle is developing on one hand. - Ooh, I'm getting there. - So a one-h

anded psychic, so you're halfway there. - Dodgy, a bit dodgy. - But also you're gonna set up your own business when you're 74. - Whoa. - Bit late, but. - I'll tell you what, I'll take that. - At least you finally got there. - For six months, a nice little project in the old age. Lovely, thank you. - There you go, you're very welcome. - 74. You got some time. - As the final activity of the night, you have a game of poker. - Wicked. - With your dessert and some masseuses. - Oh, you didn't have to.

You didn't have to. - Oh, I didn't, I'm a butler. [people laughing] - So if you wanna go play. - Let's get in, what's the wager? - Can you get my chair for me and put it ready? There's no chairs there ready. That's not my chair, by the way. - Vik is so far back on his chair. He's straggling. - Please get your massage like that. - It's uncomfortable. - This is the strangest day out. I'm not even joking Clarky, when I say it. I dunno how you've ended up here on today's day. It's not normally like

this. - It's pretty normal, I'd say. - Guys, your pot to play with is my leftover £1,200. - Jeez. - So what, Sidemen pays us now? - Yeah. - I'm trynna make some cash. - Thank you. - There you go, there's your chips. - Oh, we've got like, what- - 10,000 in chips. - 10,000 chips. - 10,000 chips. - The tree house card. - Be careful, he's fragile. [Tobi giggling] - I'm living. - Ooh. [people chuckling] - Okay, 100 to play. - Raise 2000. I haven't looked at my cards. [laughing] Who wants to play? -

Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. - You feeling good? - I like this. - I'm not looking at my cards. - Is that what we're doing? - Oh, that's really good for me, 'cause I've got two clubs there. - You looked? - No. - Yeah man, that'd be great. - Ooh. - Oh wow. - That's a big pop, big pop. - These are just the stupidest hands. - And four, check or play? - And check. - Nah, leave it now. - Check? - Are we checking it? Checking it out. Oh, that is, that is fantastic. - Quality. Right, we'll just check again. -

You're checking it out? - Yeah, we'll see what happens now. - okay, banks, gentlemen, turn your cards over. - Right, let's flip these, I wanna see. - I told you I had heaters. You ready for this? - One at a time. - Oh, I nearly got a straight. - You got a flush. - Yeah, I told you. - He got a flush. - Wait. - You said you had two clubs. - Wait, but I hadn't looked! I haven't! New psychic hands! I have the psychic hands. - Did you know? - No! Watch the footage, I never looked at my cards. I have

the psychic hand. - Actually crazy. - Straw me, I'm stressed. Please, sir. - I need a beverage, please. I need a beverage. - Okay, sir, no problem. - She said it, I did it. - Ethan, could I have your massage hands, please? - Whoa. - You feeling left out? - Tie's got to go. - It seems like there's a party going on and I'm not involved. Oh yeah. Yeah. You can play with me as well. - Yeah, yeah. That's sh*t. [people laughing] - That's a fold. [people laughing] - That's f*cking sh*t. - Can I re-rais

e the re-raise? - You certainly can. - Make it four. - 4,000, 2000 more. - If you wanna bet, we can bet. - Ooh, here we go. - We'll raise another four. - 4,000. - What's going on? - Put you all in. - Tobi might be out. - Is that all in? I got Tobi all in. - 2,900. - Okay. Do you wanna show first? - Straw me, please, sir. - Oh, is Josh not in? - No. - Oh, what?! - Okay, turn your cards over. - Here we go. - Two pair. - Pair of Aces. Two pairs, one card to come. Two pairs. - Okay. [crosstalk] - Si

r, I'm so sorry. - Final treat for tonight, dessert. I dunno what it is. - Can you try and explain though? - You can probably guess. - Cheese. Chocolate. - It looks like a Ferraro Rocher. - It looks like a chocolate bomb, sir, with- - Bombso. [chuckling] - Accompanied by some vanilla ice cream. - Is that cheese? - The cheese, yes. - Do you like cheese? - Not particularly, sir. - Eat some cheese. - Sure thing, sir. - Please. - It's there, it's quite far, I can't actually reach it. - Can you get i

t for me, please? - Accio cutlery. [Vik laughing] I'll go get it, sir. - Almost. Would you like me to feed you? - Potentially, yes. - Well I have to break it first. [Vik laughing] - Open wide. Here comes the aeroplane. - Oh! - What happened? - Was that your tooth? Oh. - I apologise, sir. - Want some cheese? - Yes, please. - You may eat it, but without your hands. - Put the plate down. Eat the cheese like this. - On your knees, on your knees. - Ow! - Vik's eating like that undisturbed over in the

corner, f*cking like a gremlin. - And you, join him on eating. - Can you break me off a bit, please? [people laughing] - Don't do that. - I said it and I don't know what I was doing. I didn't know what to do. - Survival of the fittest. - Oh, not his nose. Snotted on it. - My nose isn't sharp enough, I thought it might be. - Go for it. - Oh. - Ah, and the cheese. - Technique. - He's done this before. [people chuckle] My waiter. Oh my God, he's done it. - Oh yeah, his nose. - He's done something.

- A sandwich. - But he can't eat now. - Bit of smore. [people laughing] - I thought I was on to something there. - Suck. [people laughing] - Wait one second, sir. - Oh my God, he's done it. [people applauding] - A cheese smore. - You may stand. [Tobi giggling] - I feel like a prisoner of war. [laughing] - I think they've got it a little bit worse. [people laughing] [cheerful music] - Surely that gives you brain freeze. - No, that's gorgeous. - Lick it, and get your tongue in there. Imagine you'

re rimming someone. - Can I please have the mask? - Unleash your inner gimp. Get your tongue through the hole. [chuckling] Now we want you to stick your tongue out. - Do you reckon Olive's proud? [people laughing] - Is that what it took? That's what it took to get you to pop? - Should we let them off work? - I think we should let them off. - My friend has a child to get home to. - Yeah. - He doesn't care. - I do, I've just sort of checked out. - You got the food. - Are you satisfied with the ser

vice? - You know what? It's been interesting, but you know, they've done a good job. - Shall we dismiss them? - A gimp a day keeps the sadness away. - You go through a gimp a day? - What, a new one every day? - Only for you guys. - Thanks, guys. - You're dismissed. - Thank you. - Goodbye. - Have a great evening, sirs. - This has been a day controlled by Harry and KSI. They will be back very soon for Sidemen videos. Thank you all for tuning in. - We hope. - We'll see you next time. Peace! [upbeat

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