savings Everett wheeler model equals many worlds
interpretation basically that means parallel worlds watch with all the stupid name tags this
whole Wing kyoma is more annoying than Titan you call yourself John Titor but you're fluent in
Japanese writing in English would at least make it seem more realistic can I ask you a favor
titus-san my mom died last year in the shabbir earthquake if I stop my mom from leaving home
then I can undo her death so please lend me your time machine you're goi
ng to believe this time
traveler LOL without proof are you an idiot go for the jugular LOL preconceived notions or not
since we can only experience time in a linear fashion it's only natural to believe that that's
the way it works thread never fails to deliver how does it feel to get called scum with it by a
guy with a name like four wind LMAO Curry Gohan has the stickiness of a virgin thank you for the
new topic breaking news 2010 will be over in four months time's got to be a one-way Stre
et and it
time travel all the concepts behind it but I feel like the many worlds interpretation makes sense
time machine usage fee 500 yen per ride does this count as verbal abuse Jon can't debate to save his
life hey don't rush Professor Tita he's working hard to come up with a story right now will the
infinitely diverged worlds converge somehow isn't hauling kioma supposed to be John Titus friend or
is he a phone maximum chunny power LMAO only the chosen one can observe the Divergence coo
l story
bro convergence isn't inevitable maybe things will just keep expanding and expanding the time machine
only costs 500 yen to ride now that's a bargain John Titor is obviously an alias I'm going to
borrow the time machine okay from what I gather it seems relatively easy to change history waiting
for the curtain to be pulled back on this troll explain why there's a pawn mag in the rice field
in 10 words or less so the parent-killing Paradox can't occur I wonder if history as we know it
is completely different from the original please let me borrow the time machine too I want to get
myself a better face which came first the chicken or the egg the flow of thyme is often compared
to a river but according to taita it seems more like a lake Johnson can observe the changes in
the 500 yen arrived to I'm going to go back in time to become a famous light novelist I'm going
to plagiarize the out of my favorite authors but it won't be stealing if I get published first
it possible
that I was never even born in our original history that's the real threatening
LOL absolutely disgusting so what's a world line anyway I just want money awesome chunny vocabulary
laws of causality dragon slayer and to noon I shall lend you the time machine for your noble
cause said John Titor however you must be good looking tell us more about the time machine that
measures Divergence if I could get my hands on the time machine I'd make sure I got born into a
rich family must be good lookin
g huh LOL r-i-p me r-o-f-m-l-a-o the power of money is incredible
that's all subjective living is hard I'm also curious about cern's sudden heel turn hey guys
life isn't all about money just ninety percent of it Life's a crappy game CERN yandere can't live
without meat buns is deja vu related to Divergence just the gang of mad scientists let's say they
do create a time machine it would be dangerous for any single nation to take control of it so
they probably decide to control it themselves
power corrupts and what has more power than a
time machine sorry for being human garbage LOL you claim that time isn't linear so please let
me know how to go back in time without a time machine someone learned to stop worrying
and love the h-bomb money is power it'd be dangerous for Any Nation to get their hands on
a time machine what's this world's Divergence rate if worlds converge with other worlds then I
might still have a chance to turn my life around power changes people all nations a
re bastards
LMAO your memories will be Rewritten the moment it converges dude lol time is money they say even
respected organizations have scumbags working for them humans are the moment the first time machine
is complete it would be in the best interest of the needs for the world to not converge cicada
bombs time Senpai has noticed us a little too much baby CERN was my yandere little sister this
whole time 14 out of 10 people are complete scum nowadays it sounds like you're largely indiffe
rent
to the fact that time is not a one-way Street this proves that most of you are still clinging to
your preconceived notions your resistance to change from my perspective is deeply concerning
I think I realize now how this dystopia came to be every time a significant event changes the
Divergence rate the past is Rewritten according to the law of causality in order to prevent
contradictions for example let's say we moved to World line B in World line B this internet Forum
at Channel trag
ically never existed once you move to the new world line your memories of reading
and posting on this forum would be erased and replaced with memories of other actions in other
words changing the present creates ripples that change the past I already covered soon yesterday
if I were to add anything I would suggest that you take what they say with a grain of salt they have
already succeeded in creating micro black holes I only desire to quench my intellectual thirst
unlike you close-minded f
ools I will Reserve judgment until after I've heard what Tita has
to say and then I will make contact with the Titan and acquire his time machine for myself
the great mad scientist ho in kilma will have the last laugh suck it sleaze bags tell me stock
prices or die I won't believe until you tell me that's not reconstructing the world you idiots
that's altering people's memories who the hell can alter the memories of nearly 6.7 billion people do
you even realize how stupid that sounds I thin
k I would have noticed if someone went and screwed
with my brain and what does any of that have to do with the many world's interpretation
do some research along micro black holes wait the future's A Wasteland that means I can
be a road warrior and ride a mod buggy right I'm gonna go get me a mohawk anyone know where
I can buy spiked shoulder pads a check cern's homepage it says they've been experimenting since
2009 can they really make black holes what the hell's gonna happen just try to h
ave a mohawk
God that's effing Moe even playing our brains make the world are you saying the universe is
a giant tree and with the branches or something that's an evil level bull right there go back
to 2036. is this how you reply to a scientific person thank you for showing me reconstruction of
the timeline and alteration of people's memories I think they're essentially the same thing
why are you so intent on saying they're different with a few exceptions nobody can
keep their memories acr
oss World lines they are reconstructed along with everything else
when Divergence changes what's a road warrior so four in is just another loser who wanted
to get hold of the time machine being low so this is the official form of the Apocalypse well your face is deeply concerning from my perspective John Tyler is
so trash we have fun here 19 hours have passed since deru started
hacking Knight to keep his way to a refreshing summer morning Darrow hasn't
slept in around 68 hours but he still
won't get off the computer I curl up a bit
and turn my attention back to at Channel life in 2036 is very different from what it is
today most people live on farms growing their own food all forms of Commerce and communication
are restricted there's no travel no internet no railroad even most people never see another town
let alone a City Science continues to advance of course but the vast majority of people do not
benefit from that progress technology belongs only to those chosen by CERN an
d the committee
of 300 it's very peaceful at least on the surface there's none of the conflict you see in this era
there's no war how's that possible how did CERN resolve the situation in the Middle East what
have you got against World Peace sounds to me like concerns doing Humanity a favor this tiger
guy stole a time machine from CERN didn't he he's the bad guy here die in a fire terrorist scum
the world in 2036 is governed by CERN All Nations even America had disbanded their armies to put
it simply civilization has returned to an 18th century level of technology and exists under a
communist system of government except now that system works flawlessly right now you should be
asking yourselves how is that possible how does a system of government that collapse in the
20th century exist without any discontent the answer to that question is the reason I am here
yes I am a terrorist there are others like me who fight against CERN we think of ourselves as
the resistance but there
is no denying that our actions are a kind of terrorism anyway I want to
hear about the many worlds interpretation you said it's been proven by 2036 how how knew you were
a terrorist how many have you murdered what if my kids are among them maybe I should kill your
father protect the future stop beating around the bush give us answers you're one of those old
men who participated in the student riots aren't you filled your head with a bunch of bull and
now you can't tell fact from fiction am
I right delicious nationalist tears CERN probably figured
it out they've got a time machine to experiment with right that would make you no better than
tighter if you're willing to face the consequences then go right ahead tight question did World War
III take place as scheduled why did you come to this particular time did you find an IBM 5100 is
John tighter plug-in for the commies I thought that went out of style years ago I thought title
was crazy but this hauling guy is even crazier ge
t a room guys LOL world war three LMAO isn't
that supposed to be an IBM 5100 in Akiba as I've previously explained my purpose for traveling to
this era is to change the future posting on this forum is my way of sounding an alarm while
it may be meaningless after the world lines converge I just needed to get the information
out there what do you mean by World War III is this something I said in another world line
I'd like to speak with you more if you can send me an email I'll be sure to rep
ly I'm happy to
accept emails from people other than hauling too as long as they are serious inquiries I will post
my email address here again John Titor egweb.ne.jp get out and stay out scum pretty gutsy leaving
your email address in a trash place like this I like it I have a lot of questions too
so I'll write to you someday you and me are going to be BFFs Tyler he ran away LOL
all right daddy's gonna write you a serious email psych hey quit it guys you've sent
him enough titty picks titl
e is going to get a hard on this thread is now officially
horwin's watch list get out while you can my discussions with John
Titor weren't making any sense foreign from 10 years ago foreign that everyone in that channel
is conspiring against me but how else can I explain it out of options I decide to email Tita directly
just as he told me to he audaciously exposed his own address on that channel I guess
that's the way of saying Bring It On in my email I question the differences between
his
post now and his post 10 years ago the current title hasn't even acknowledged the latter in
2015 World War III breaks out many people die by 2036 the world is a nuclear Wasteland John
Titor travels to 1975 to obtain an IBN 5100 the IBM 5100 was necessary to revive technology
lost in World War III the IBN 5100 has a hidden function the ability to read ibn's proprietary
computer language which predates APL and basic but only certain IBN Engineers are aware of that
function so it does not app
ear in the manual in 1998 Titan meets his younger self and
his parents in America Don title was a soldier who volunteered for this mission John
Titor is an American furthermore in 2000 Tita correctly predicted the outcomes of some future
events the Peruvian coast earthquake in 2001 the election of a new pope the outbreak of the
Iraq War China's advances in space and so forth though he only talked vaguely about each one they
all came true on the other hand other predictions went unfulfilled
for example the Y2K bug Civil
War in America the cancellation of the Beijing Olympics the inauguration of America's first
female President in 2009 and so forth there's more but let's leave those aside for now I decided
to ask him why those predictions didn't come true alright let's send it now this is your litmus
test John title show me your true colors this is amane suzaha first email thanks for
exchanging addresses with me yesterday I finally made a friend here yay don't worry I won't ema
il
you too much and I might be slow to reply to I'm kind of new at this email thing it's okay to
laugh at me it's from suzahar should I reply where were you living before
there that should do it good morning what are you doing here so early well I heard you guys that stayed up two
nights in a row so I brought you some goodies good job it wasn't really two nights in a
row thanks to my afternoon nap yesterday but who's counting yeah and Odin it's a present
from ayushi the 270 Yen each so sav
or it okay I'm getting tired of eating bananas and
chicken lately why these instead from now on but maybe she doesn't have enough pocket
money to splurge like this all the time and I usually loves bananas and chicken so she'll
keep buying them but wait there's more ta-da it comes with an Uber bottle cap as a bonus I
really wanted it so I bought it something tells me that in a few months time this lap will be
neck deep into the goods there are only a few things right now like the cushion on
the sofa
but that number is sure to grow exponentially so how's Dairy Queen he's in the midst of a
hard fight you should at least rest a little I mean I never said he had to do it all at
once Derek and super hacker spirit is on fire you dumbass he sure is tense mayorie and
I evacuate to the rooftop to eat the Odin but isn't packing bad he usually
doesn't want you to do bad things I would be a fool to let Daryl super hacker I mean
Super hacker skills go to waste incidentally it looks like h
aka's hijacked his own system back
in 2008. we found news articles about it online that means even the inventors of the World
Wide Web have holes in their security with his skills Darrow should
have no trouble getting through sides we're doing this to expose cern's
wrongdoings this is a war against the dog I need to change the subject foreign subject to change completes mayori really eats up conversations about food it's
so easy to manipulate them soon to have more than enough
passwords yo
u'll know much for me books like things are falling into place you naughty thing you how does it feel to be naked oh yes yes matching ID and password
login complete hell yeah taste it yes yes yes yes yes what enthusiasm did you get it Mission completes really wow that's
amazing I don't really get it though did you find out how they're planning to
destroy the world yeah I haven't looked yet man all I did was get us connected
it's all downhill from here I'm sorry if you're tired but please sta
rt
checking the keys to this conspiracy yeah I'll do it dances his Mouse across
the screen and continues hacking into scene this password belongs to why is that it went into someone's database we've got a
data table from there I focused on people with simple passwords like one one one one one one
one and a b c d e f g h get my hands on an ID if this turns out to be the
server's admin log on but I don't think we're that lucky in Japanese please basically if this is the server's
admin passwo
rd we can taste every inch of cern's delicious luscious
blush but if it's in just an ordinary researcher's password then
you can only see cern's boobs that's naughty the erotic examples
basically you may not be limits to what information we can access exactly
anyway it's only a matter of time before I get a service admin password let's save that
for later I'm really sleepy now any further looks like our ID belongs to when
it's celebrated Edition chief not a server admin how many thousands
and that many Well for now let's look at
this accelerator's division Chief uh his name is Jack and of course the emails come up in English no that makes me Yoshi's head hurts it's
pathetic to Flinch the mere sight of English what does that say I need to translate it foreign Lucky Bastard that email's normal
nothing out of the ordinary narrowing a lot like this we can
also identify the server manager you know looking through someone else's
email without permission makes me feel really guilty
I abandoned guilt when
I chose the path of evil long ago responsibility so for my crimes now that's bad that's of no concern to me upon further
examination we discover several emails with the title experiment report LHC
experiment reports there could be a hint about the time machines in
there we should try reading them definitely a crime though that's what his lips
say but his hand still clicks on the email what comes up is an unintelligible
series of symbols encrypted of course it isn't
that simple should be a piece of cake in less than 10 minutes daru has
decoded the email let's see here hi hi acting's completely unnecessary oh data to the server the LHC is performing
admirably can't say the same about the rest though has a cat but it was surprisingly obedient
this month great if it stayed like this forever I think this work is unrewarding
this kitten is 27 kilometer long kitten has been in operation for nine years he could build it in less than a year nine years calm down
let's sort things out think there were any translations we
trust the translation software then that's what it says Japanese is strange
in places but that doesn't make sense I thought the LHC was only put into
operation around spring last year but this email makes it sound like it's been
in operation for nine years that is strange the email send date is this year
2010. so nine years ago makes it 2001. John Tita posted this on at channel yesterday the only other thing I can say is
that you
must not believe their lies they have already succeeded
at creating micro black holes if you read between the lines of this
email sounds like they're doing some sort of secret experiment also Robert zemek
is a super famous Hollywood movie director he directed A Trilogy of Smash Hit time
travel movies about 20 years ago and groan no way was I right since hiding a major secret
from the world and it's related to time travel search for anything related to time machine
research seriously I don'
t know if Dara was questioning my order or the possibility that
CERN might be researching time travel either way he begins tapping on the keyboard again
there aren't any emails with the phrase time machine in them but the phrase Z program was
used hundreds of times in the past few months experiments let's try looking
for a document found one looks like this is top secret stuff
from France England and Holland live in a government organization why should we be looking at this stuff
it might
be in a little deep here I don't care get me details yeah hold on we're
not getting off with an apology precautions thanks daru makes a slightly awkward face as he takes the file about the Z program and feeds
it into the translation software um Z program experiment report the report is omitted first stop stop all of a
sudden tita's prediction has become a reality did use the LHC to generate mini black holes that
their experiments still haven't succeeded so why this is what Tita was referring
to when he
posted don't believe what they say but the goal of the experiment wasn't even to generate
many black holes it was to create new elementary particle reactions they're already generating
those mini black holes doesn't seem like it um
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