The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2 - A Night To Remember - Ep 121 - Full Episode - 8th March, 2020

I wish all of you a happy women's day. Ms. Archana, I wish you a happy women's day. Thank you. - A very happy women's day to your wife too. So.. On this occasion, we have a very beautiful short film called 'Devi.' Six of the leading actress of the film will be with us today. So, let's invite them one by one. First of all, let me invite the actress who wins our hearts through her great performances and smile. Please welcome, our favourite actress, Kajol and with her the very talented and very bea

utiful actress Shruti Haasan. Hello, Shruti. Welcome.. Thank you.. Nice to see you again. Hello, ma'am. Welcome. - Hello.. Wow.. Hi.. - Hi! You are looking great! How are you.. Good to see you. Let's have a loud round of applause. Ms. Kajol and Shruti, welcome. Thank you. - The two of you look great. Thank you. - Thank you. You look good too. - Oh, thanks, Kajol! Looking good in yellow. - I was just waiting for this. Happy women's day. - Thank you. - Thank you. You too. Ms. Archana, you too. Yes

.. - Finally, officially.. You look great today. - Thank you. You look good in women's attire. You are the one wearing a Dupatta today! Didn't you see my Salwar? - Yes.. This Pathan suit is easy to wear. - I see. Please come, ma'am. Welcome. Please sit. - Let's sit. Ms. Kajol, before we start talking about 'Devi' I would like to congratulate you for 'Tanhaji.' Thank you.. - Such a wonderful movie! Wow.. The collection has gone above Rs. 250 crores. I didn't think that you would come today. Why?

- I thought you would be counting the notes! I would like to thank all of you because you are the reason we have touched that amount. Wonderful. - So, thank you so much. I would like to let the audience know that 'Devi' is 13 minutes long. It's based on a social issue. It's an amazing film. You'd be watching a 13-minute-long film for the first time. Its shooting was completed in 2 days. Really? - Yes. Its trailer is less than a minute long. So.. - What are you trying to say? Were you in such a h

urry to come to our show? You could have taken more time. I mean.. Kapil is so clever, isn't he? A promo that isn't even a minute long.. Shooting that took just two days.. - Yes. A 13-minute-long short film. He has made an episode of 90 minutes based on it. Am I not right? - What else can I do? I have to pay you as well. Our show is telecasted on Saturday and Sunday. But she brings me here on Tuesdays as well for she wants to collect her jewellery. What can we do? Her expenses are too much! You'

d be glad to know that all the actors in the film are women. The technicians as well.. Our friend, Ritika Bajaj.. She is here today. A loud round of applause for her. So proud of you. Thank you. I saw the trailer and I enjoyed it. It felt like all the women are at their home and they are scared. When 9 women are together, fear can't get the better of them. Absolutely. We could scare you. - Yes. But I would like to know.. - Don't you feel scared? I have heard there are two at your home. Yes. One

is small and she is intimidating! We will talk about that too. But, ma'am, tell us more about this film. This film is about 9 women. - I see. When 9 women are in a room it's a different kind of viewership altogether. The arguments between them.. It's so interesting to watch because you'd start to identify with each and every one of those women sitting over there and I hope this film.. I wouldn't say only as a woman.. But I'd say as a man a well that it touches you somewhere and changes something

inside you. - Absolutely. This film is based on a relevant social issue. It will open the society's eyes. I hope all of you will enjoy it. Before we move on, it's time to invite some important characters of this family. With a loud round of applause, I would like to invite.. Please welcome Neena Kulkarni, Mukta Barve Yashaswini Dayama and Shivani Raghuvanshi. Wow.. Greetings.. Welcome to the show. Welcome.. Welcome, ma'am.. Welcome, Mukta.. Please take a seat.. Hello. Take a seat, please. Welco

me, everyone. - Thank you. Happy International Women's Day. - Thank you.. We've never had so many glamorous women in the show at a time. We arrange for those we have.. Look at Mr. Das, looking at us with anger. He wanted a photo shoot with all you beautiful ladies. Come on, let's have a little photo shoot session. - Yes.. Come on, Mr. Das. Capture nice pictures. All right? Come, ma'am. Please.. Yes, come on! - Thank you.. Okay? Okay.. - Is it good? All right. He's got a speciality. He captures o

ne good photograph among a hundred. You get to see so many heroines in one film. Otherwise, you'll so many women in one place only at Pani Puri stalls. Ma'am, this was Archana's question. I want to ask you all. It's a short film, 13 minutes long and you are a lot of women.. A lot of.. Did you really gather for the film or was it to play bingo? Rummy.. - Oh, rummy.. - Yes.. - I think.. Since so many actresses in one place, someone must've thought to set up cameras. That.. - You should actually as

k our producers. They're sitting over there.. - Are they here? Where are they? - There.. Hello! Welcome to the show. Yes! Before talking to ladies here, I'd like to know how you came into thinking of making this film and when did you decide to execute it? My business partner, Ryan, brought me the script of this film. Okay.. - I'll let him tell you what he was thinking. He said that we had to make this film and I agreed. When I read the script first, I was laid down. I shot up, thinking we have t

o make this film. It's a very strong, poignant story that needs to be told to the entire world. That's why I said, this has to be made with the case we thought of. This is their first production. - Okay.. They were very thoughtful their first production has to have something that says something about women that says something about women's empowerment. So, kudos to you guys, really, for thinking of something like that. Really.. The topic of the story was nice. Okay.. - And the script was well-wr

itten. But if not for these wonderful women, this story wouldn't have had this impact. - How sweet.. Congratulations to you. It's a unique concept. I hope the viewers like it. The actors and the director of the film are women. Yes.. - Archana wants to know.. Archana? Why am I not sitting there if all those questions are mine? As if you're asking questions on my behalf! The question is, can men go watch this film or do they have to be accompanied by a woman? Of course! I think this is made for me

n. Wow! - This is the perspective of women. Yes.. - I think if you're wondering about what women want, or what women need.. - What they feel.. Exactly! - Yes.. - What they feel.. I think you definitely need to see this film. Okay.. I'd like to congratulate you all once more. You've made a film on such an important topic in just 13 minutes. Archana talks on calls from wrong numbers for hours! It's so difficult.. Working with nine actresses, and shot of film of 13 minutes long. Wow! Congratulation

s for that! Hi.. Hi.. - Hi! Hi.. How.. Are you.. How are you guys? Hi.. How.. Happy women's day.. Thank you.. - Happy women's day.. Happy Monday to you too! Me too! Women power! I watched the trailer. Kapil, thank the God that it's a short film. Why? - So many women for a short film! If they made a film all the women of Bollywood would be here. Really.. Women.. I see.. TV.. Promo.. Very nice.. It'll be a hit.. Thank you. - It's nice.. Thank you.. - Thank you.. Bye.. - Why are you leaving so soon

? Sit down. This is the time you get to spend with me for a short film. That's.. - Sit down! I won't go like that. If I do, I'll lose Rs. 25 Lakhs. Rs. 25 Lakhs.. Your hairstyle's nice. Is that so? Thank you.. - It is.. Kajol.. - Yes? - I'm mad at you. Why? - Is this how you get mad? - I am, though. They come here only if they have to promote their film. Yes. - She never asks about me, my pigs, Mukesh.. She's so cruel! She didn't just simply marry Ajay. How did she do it, then? - With all rites

and ceremonies. What did you think? Did you think I'd speak nonsense? I wouldn't want to mess with that guy! I want to capture a photograph with you, Sapna. I want it because.. Our film, 'Devi'.. - Okay.. The mixture of man and woman.. - You guys.. We have to have you in it. We need a photograph with you. All of us will do it, right? - Yes.. You guys are Goddesses.. I'm something else. Well.. Isn't Ajay here? He didn't come. - Okay.. I.. - He's not in the film. Am I in the film? No, but I'm stil

l here, right? Are you in the film? No, but you're still here.. - Oh, my God! - So what? It's worse than that! She's been in the show for one year now! She wasn't even in Mumbai. She was in Haridwar.. She had bought a tomb. Tomb.. - Yes! She was laying there like this.. Just as she found out that Siddhu won't be in the show anymore, she walked from Haridwar! By walk.. - Hi, ma'am. Hi. Ma'am, I know you're my senior. Right. - Because you've done movies while I'm only on TV. Thank you. - I know yo

u're Neena Kulkarni. Thank you, Sapna. - Yes, ma'am. Ma'am, I want ask you something. - Sure, go ahead. When you refuel your car at a petrol pump, do you tell them 'full tank please' or 'Kulkarni'? Oh, my god! I mean, I doesn't bother me what she says. You see, you know the answer. Anyway, put your hands together for Shruti. She's very nice. I like her. Very nice. - Thank you. I'm scared. - I like you a lot. Thank you. - Very nice. I can't decide whether I should compliment her beauty or her smi

le. I like your father. - Thanks. Give a round of applause for her dad. He's a unique artist. I say this from the bottom of my heart that there is no other artist like Kamal Haasan. Thank you. - No question about that.. You worked with John Abraham in 'Welcome Back', right? Yes. - We're making a remake of that movie. Who's the lead actor? - Mr. Siddhu. Very good. - 'Welcome back'! Ma'am, I've read somewhere that you're also part of a band. - Yes. I guess you don't need talent to be in a band, ri

ght? Excuse me? - Hey, who told you that? Why won't it require talent? It does? - Of course. Right, maybe you should tell them that. It's true, ma'am. They're all friends of his. This nepotism is ruining our show. Ms. Shruti, the other day I asked them for a D minor. - Right. They said, 'not until I fetch a bowl from home'. You know you could've given it in an envelope instead. I see a very cute girl here. Are you referring to me? - Yes. Hi. - Hi, Reeta. Hey, it's not Reeta. - What? It's Yashasw

ini. - Well, I can't pronounce that. Yaa.. How do you say it? Yashaswini. - Ye.. How? Anyway, don't worry. We recently saw a president call 'Sachin' 'Suchin'. You think I'm smarter than Donald Trump? From where did Trump suddenly crop up? From USA. Didn't you know that? How do you host this big show with your lack of knowledge? So you worked along side Alia in 'Dear Zindegi', right? I was with her as well. - Where? Where? - In Bandra. She was there for a shoot. I approached her for an autograph.

She yells at me 'hatt', I say to her 'Bhatt'. You're very nice. I like you too. It's Mukta, right? - Thank you. I have a question for you. - What is it? While writing in Urdu.. - Yes. do you add a 'nukta' or a 'Mukta'. What must you talk non-sense, Sapna? Don't you take that tone with me. I'm today's women. Yes, I know it's for today and tomorrow that you get to be a woman each week. How can you say that to a woman? Ma'am, I walk along side my husband Mukesh with my navel aligned with his shoul

ders. Listen, people walk shoulder to shoulder. Well he is a sort fellow, so he can't reach up to my shoulders. It's not my fault. Ma'am, sorry. Ma'am.. You have your car parked outside, right? Please check it out because it's moving around. How can it move around? She rode in on a camel's back. Sometime it's a crocodile, sometimes a camel. You're lying! - About what? I said, it's a camel. What's your problem? Now, Mr. Ajay doesn't tolerate lies, am I right? Absolutely not. - Well I can't tolera

te camels. And especially if it's her camels. I've got a head ache. I'm really upset. They torture me you know. Hi, Mukesh. How isn't going? Did you bathe the pigs? Idiot, you can't talk using a banana. If people can talk using an 'apple' why can't I talk with a banana? Lovely! Good one. - I'll leave now. That's my beauty parlour over there, ma'am. You can have various types of massages. Do you remember your song 'Aati Hun Mein Jati Hun Mein'? You see, we have a 'Jati Hun' massage for Ms. Shivan

i. How does it work? In that, I simply walk out. - Hey, wait. Now, I want to ask the audience something. When four guys meet up, they talk about many things. It could be about girls or maybe a party, etc. But when four women meet up what do they talk about? I want both men and women to tell us their opinion. If you could please lift your hands. Go ahead, sir. Here comes the stories. Please use the mic. Hello, everyone. - Hello. Hello. I'm Naveen Maniar from Gujarat Bardoli. - Okay. There's a say

ing in Gujarat. 'Char chora bhange otla' What does that mean? 'Otla' means a plinth with steps where people sit. 'Chotla' means women. - Right. When there's only one or two women, things are fine. Right. - Okay. But as soon as the numbers grow the gossip begins. So do you know what the four women talk about? Yes. I'll tell you. The women start by complimenting themselves. They all take part in that. Right. - It could be about a phone, new dresses. - Right. They boast about themselves. - Right. O

nce that's over they begin to gossip about the one who's absent. The back biting starts. That's the important task. That means you eavesdrop on them. I know. - Is your wife here? Yes, sir. - Where is she? And I'd like to tell you that it's not only women but men do it too. Yes. You should hear men gossiping. Yes. If four guys are together I can guarantee that they'll back bite about the fifth guy. That's true. I see you guys are wearing cloths with matching colours. Did you buy it from the same

store? Well, one has to wear. - Why is that? You have to because this is a big show. Well, yes, you obviously have to wear cloths. We all must. What I'm saying.. Oh, my God! - Right. I'd like to hear her opinion too. Ma'am, what do you think about your husband's thoughts? Is he right? He's right. Always be happy. Do as you please. Always be happy. Thank you very much for coming, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Anyone else who'd like to comment? Go ahead, ma'am. We have more women in th

e audience today. I'm Anamika Sharma. - Hello, welcome Thank you, Mr. Kapil. I want to say that anytime there are four women together you can't avoid the gossip. - Right. That's how it usually is and sometimes the topics are stupid. Something funny that happened to me was.. Yes. - When we took our kids to the bus stop, couple of women would be there. Okay.. - One of them used to speak in English every day. And I am from Haryana, just like you. I know nothing. And then? I was wishing for her to s

peak in Hindi. Okay.. - She was saying things like 'Yes, you know..' Something like that. And then I decided, after tolerating her for a few days that I should make her realise there are better people than her. Then she said something and I asked her whether she speaks only in English or not? Then she asked me if I don't know English. And I said.. Excuse me, I know English better than you do. Do you know that I speak English like a native speaker. And when I speak English like the foreigners do

Yes.. - I forget Hindi. And then I told her that I can speak Tamil as well. Then she said.. Oh my God! You know so many languages. I said, yes. After that those ladies always approached me with a smile. And they started speaking to me in Hindi. Great. Tell me something, ma'am.. - Yes.. - Normally when the ladies take their kids outdoors.. Yes.. - They speak only in English. Don't do this, dear.. - Yes.. - This is not good.. Kapil.. - And they yell in Hindi once they are at home. What happens to

them then? I didn't say it. A woman made this statement. You are very honest. Please stand for election. Thank you, Mr. Kapil.. - All right, thank you, ma'am for coming to the show.. - Thank you, Mr. Kapil. I enjoyed speaking with you. - Thank you. If there's anyone else who would like to make a comment then please go ahead.. Yes, sir. Greetings, Mr. Kapil.. - Greeting, sir. I am Dr. Jagdeep Singh from Batala district in Gurdaspur, Punjab.. - Welcome, Doctor. Actually, the God has blessed women

with many things. All right.. - Like what.. - They have the ability to speak. And I feel that they are blessed with the ability to confuse you. So.. This incident happened to me.. I was sitting down and a woman came towards me from the crowd.. - Okay.. - Asking me to examine her first. I asked her about her problem. Then I asked her name and age. - Okay. You must know that age is a sensitive issue for women. You are in trouble if you ask them about it. Yes.. - I asked her how old she is. She sai

d, when she got married she was 18 years old and her husband was 25 years old. Really? - He was there with her. She asked me to calculate her age if he is 50 years old now. - Okay. I asked her, what does she mean? She said, if he is 50 years old then I must be 36 years old. Oh! - She just wanted to stay being 36 years old and not grow older. I got so confused that I forgot my own age. So I said, she can say anything that pleases her. Is your wife a doctor, too? - Yes.. All right, you are very we

lcomed. Why do the doctors only marry the other doctors? Actually, it was her choice, not mine. Wow! Great! What do you specialise in? I mean.. I am a cancer specialist. - All right. What about you wife? - She specialises in medicines. Do you prescribe medicines to each other when you have a headache? - No. She takes medicines from me but I never take it from her. Oh! All right, thank you very much, sir for coming to the show. - Thank you. Is there anyone else? Yes, please. Hello, Kapil.. - Hell

o. Hello, Ms. Archana.. - Hello. My name is Govind. I am from Mumbai. Okay.. - I was never interested in hearing the women gossiping. Okay..- I am your fan and I listen to what you say. I have brought a small gift for you. I love gifts. Actually, my dad and my granddad are here. Where are they.. - They came from Rajasthan today in the morning, just to meet you. All right, greetings, sir.. I welcome you.. - They wanted to meet you. Great! You look very good. Wow! Great! Oh.. - Very nice. Beautifu

l. Thank you. Thank you so much. Look at it. Very nice. Thank you. Hello, greetings to you. I welcome you. Thank you very much, sir. Are you from Rajasthan? - Yes.. - They arrived today in the morning.. - All right. We are from Pali.. - All right.. - Pali, Marwar. All right.. - And I glad that I could meet you in person. - Thank you, sir.. Please come, sir.. Thank you.. Please take the microphone with you. Ms. Mukta has been doing a great job in Marathi movies and television series since a long

time. Congratulations to you for your great job. Thank you, Mr. Kapil. And she has received six state film awards in Maharashtra. Wow! So, Mukta, when you read the script are your eyes set on the role or the award? Mr. Kapil, I think that if we focus on the story then the award will come on its own. If the story is good.. - Of course. But you do a great job.. - Thank you.. Congratulations to you. - Thank you, Mr. Kapil. And Ms. Yashaswini here.. First of all, you have an adorable name.. Thank yo

u. It will cleanse anyone's mouth if they say your name a few times. Yashaswini. I am sure that my mom thought the same when she named me. But it's an adorable name and not a lot of people have this name. If you have coriander leaves stuck between your teeth just say Yashaswini. It will be cleaned. Yashaswini, tell me something.. There are normal names like Archana, Kajol, Shruti.. Yes.. - Before you say Yashaswini one will have to sit like this. Tell me honestly. Do people say it wrong or do th

ey say your entire name properly? People are more likely to be lazy than to say it wrong. Yes.. - Should I call her Yashu or Yash.. Or should I call her Vini? Or should I call her Y? Yashaswini.. - Why? But why? - But Why? When I saw you for the first time I thought you are a school girl who skipped class to be here. Although she looks young, she does a great job. She is a great actress. - Thank you. Shivani, this movie was shot in two days. Yes.. - How many hours are there in a day? Forty-eight

hours. But I heard that 36 hours were spent on your hair and makeup. Oh.. - Yet you say that the movie was shot within eight hours. Whoa.. - Beat him up, everyone. No, I was joking.. Of course.. - His opinion about women amuses me. He has a different assumption. The kind of women in his world are different. They have nothing to do with the reality. Ms. Archana is the kind of woman in my world. She said it. He always accuses me. - Yes. You should stay strong. I am strong. In India, the women are

stronger than men. I have no doubt about it. Otherwise, how can you make a fully grown man disappear all of a sudden? You are right. Shivani, your movie named 'Titli', which came out.. I watched it. It was a wonderful movie. You did a great job. Thank you. - I heard that the director asked you to adopt the way of method acting and to drink alcohol for a particular scene. Is this true? Did this happen? - Who is telling you all this? We have a huge team of one person who does the research. What w

as it that you had to do for which you were asked to drink alcohol.. - Should I answer you in the backstage? - No, say it here. Nothing as such. I was performing really bad. As I had never consumed alcohol before that. Okay.. - Yes. I acted just the way I had seen in films. They wanted me to try drinking. For me to see for myself that people don't get that dramatic. Not to overact and that I get the idea. Great in order to act drunk one needs to drink. Many murder scenes are captured in the film

too. Yeah.. We can't ask them to try once. Yashaswini sings really well too. Yes. - Now she'll sing. Great! - Oh, God! Ma'am, your fans have a few questions for you. - Yes.. Who want to know if you have done certain things.. So pass it on! Thank you. Because you all are film stars and actors. People want to know if you do all this normal stuff. So.. No questions related to vegetables, right? The first one. It reads.. While eating water-melon, have you spit the seeds this way? To see how far it

goes. - Yes. Yes.. - You just made it up, right? No water-melon was made long ago. You haven't done it. - No. I have seen others do it. I saw them spit.. I was like.. Even if I had seen, I would have.. Many people do such things when people aren't looking. Yes. - Do you do it? You never know. Have you eaten chalk in school? Yes. - Calcium deficiency. For calcium. - Calcium deficiency. Everyone must have eaten some during childhood. But one shouldn't eat. Have you ever stitched a dress out of an

old saree? Very creative. Kajal and you haven't. Okay. Whenever something gets stuck between your teeth and you are at a meeting or a narration.. You are focusing more on this and not that. Of course. Yes.. Has it happened with you? Yes! Everyone has gone through it. Even if something is stuck on the person's teeth before you it's tough. - Tough to focus in that case too. Yes. - It's very difficult to focus on what he's saying. As something's stuck in that guy's teeth. Have you ever lied about a

thing being overpriced though you bought it at a throw away price? No? So honest! No, I like discounts. I rather feel proud.. - Yes. I.. - That I got it cheap. Yes, even I get darn excited about it. When I was a child, our neighbour in Amritsar would lower the price of the okra he had just bought for Rs. 40. My mother would rack her brains looking for okra at that price. Okay, you'd been to some restaurant and you'd ordered for something and you are waiting for the food to arrive. Did you start

eating the pickles? Yes.. - Big yes.. Food is food.. - You felt rather hungry. Viewers, our stars do such things too. Not a big deal. With this the questions come to an end. Thank you. - Thanks.. Oh, my.. I.. I can't believe my eyes. What! - Oh, God! No, like.. Archana, can you see that? What.. - Like, all of them together! Yes! - I can't believe it! This is so cool! No.. I respectfully greet you all, ladies.. Greetings.. ...and gentlewomen. - What? How are you? - Yes. - Are you all right? I am

so happy to see you all. First, I would like to do that.. Kappu Sharma, what is that? What do people say for 'cheers' in Spanish? What do you mean? - What is the Spanish word for 'cheers'? - 'Salud'? Yes! I salute you! Salute.. Yes. By the way, I am pleasantly surprised to see you all together. I am amazed. It's so cool. By the way, how are you, Ms. Shruti? I am fine. - What would you like to have? Where are you from? - I am from London. Okay. - So, what you like to have? Masala Tea, Green tea.

. We have another tea today. It's Shruti. - Oh.. I heard this joke when I was in the fourth standard. He is the same person. - I came from there. But today, I am telling you all.. Do you know who the most excited person here is? Who is it? - Kappu Sharma. Yes, I am excited for this film. Don't use this film as an excuse. He is excited because only women are here. Oh.. What is the fear of heights called? Vertigo? - Yes. He has a problem of flirting with women. By the way, your film, 'Devi', is ab

out to be released. For that, my best wishes. Oh, my.. - Congratulations.. Yes? And.. I wanted to know that for this film, 'Devi' were you paid in money or oblation? There is something that I want to share. I know no one amongst them charged to act in this film. So.. - Wow! This is a beautiful thing. Thank you so much for making this beautiful film. Yes.. - I am very happy about this film. It's an all-women cast. A big hand for that! You are walking.. What is it said? What rolls down a hill? - A

boulder.. Yes, you are walking shoulder to shoulder with men. It's so impressive. It's a great thing. Anyway, I would like to say.. Ms. Kajol I am a big fan of yours. - Thank you. Truly.. I am freaking out after seeing you! - Why? I am being truthful to you. I am a big fan of your accent. Oh! Why are you freaking out? - Today, I am freaking out. Two days later, all of you will be freaking out in happiness. Why? - Why? - It's Holi! Don't feel bad. It's Holi! Don't feel bad.. - But I don't unders

tand this festival of India. - Why? - Why is it? Ma'am, you tell me. On Holi, if you throw colours on others and say, 'Don't feel bad. It's Holi.'.. Those people don't feel bad. A few days ago it was 'Nag Panchami', the festival of serpents. I threw snakes on a man.. Then I said, 'Don't feel bad. It's 'Nag Panchami'.'. He felt bad. He felt so bad that he isn't talking to me. He is lying on the floor and spewing foam from his mouth but he isn't talking to me. Why is he so upset with me? He is spe

wing foam.. But, Ms. Kajol, that film of yours is my favourite. It's.. What do people do at 'Jantar Mantar'? They go on dharnas. - 'Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya'! Is it necessary for everyone to have the same ringtone? Come, on, pal. Get a life. Anyway, Ms. Shruti, I am your fan as well. But I am not your big fan, but a huge fan. Because you know.. I will give you an advice. Like an advice.. - Of course. If you need a boyfriend for passing the time you can hire me. - Oh, God! You can rent me by the h

our as well. I would prefer to die alone. Why do you rent yourself out on an hourly basis? No.. Who would like to have me permanently? Oh! - But look, you will benefit from having me as your boyfriend. What is it? - All right. - I won't feel bad if you ditch me. Even you won't feel bad. Rather, you might even laugh. It's so easy. Why don't you try? But, Ms. Shruti, you are so lovely and beautiful.. - Thank you. - I feel weird when the astrologists here don't like you. Why? - Why? - Why? They say

that south-face is not good. Oh.. - What? Now, look.. - South-face.. South-facing is the best. Yes! - Exactly! I agree. Your face so lovely and glowing. Look at that face and the faces we find here. They are from the North and they are not worth it. Ms. Kajol, I spent some time with you and learnt the Bengali accent as well. 'Not worth it'.. I am telling you.. Even me.. That happens. But, Ms. Shruti I seriously want to know something. Yes? - Your father is Mr. Kamal, right? So, does he wake up

or bloom in the mornings? Oh, my.. What are you saying? I have a last thing to say. - What? - Oh.. - One more. So, Ms. Shruti Haasan, when you cook at home do you temper it with 'Lahsun' or 'Haasan'? Oh, God! - When you don't know anything why do you come here for saying nonsensical things? I am not here to say nonsensical things. Then? - I will tell you. I can enter the Bollywood whenever I want. Oh.. - Oh! - The problem is I don't smoke. So, I am unable to enter the Bollywood. How is smoking r

elated to Bollywood? He doesn't know it, does he? Everyone says that you should be overly cautious while entering the Bollywood. But I don't smoke at all. The caution is printed on the smoke pack. How can I enter? He says such things. His words have no meaning. That's not the case. I have done so many good things. You are aware.. - About what.. Ms. Archana, some time back when they were digging they found gold in UP. - Yes. Did you watch it in the news? - Yes! Digging.. I applied the same idea i

n London. I went there and dug the place. - Did you find gold? I didn't get gold but they issued an arrest warrant against me. They told me that I can't dig without their permission. I told that in India we can get married without permission. They are refusing us to dig without permission. They are strange people. There's nothing to worry. I'm really connected in Hollywood. Everybody knows me. - Okay. You must be aware of Brad Putt. It's not Brad Putt.. It's Brad Pitt. Brad Putt. Sorry.. - Brad

Pitt. - Okay. When the president of America Petrol Pump came here. Hey, he's Donal Trump. Donald Trump. My bad.. My bad.. - When Donal Trump came here. Yes. - He pronounced Sachin Tendulkar's name so badly. At that time, you didn't react. When I called Brad Pitt Brad Putt, you got irritated. Why? He ruined their names so even I'll ruin their names. I will call him Brad Putt. I'll call Win Diesel Win Petrol. I'll call Jennifer Lopez Jalandhar Lopez. I'll call Angelina Jolie Angelina Kohli. I'll d

o it. Angelina Kohli. Excuse me, I'm getting a call. I'm a very busy man. Can I answer my call? - Yes, of course. Please.. - Sure. Oh, it's Jackeline Fernandez. - Okay. You used to get calls from foreign celebrities Yes, she's not Ram Lal's daughter. Even she's from abroad. Hello, Jackeline. I cleaned most of the utensils now you clean the rest. You have to come and clean it. Alright? What! You are in Srilanka. You leave Lanka and do something better. I have left all the dishes for you Fernandez

. Come and clean it. I'm going to disconnect the call. I'm really sorry but I need to go back to Hollywood. Okay. - Because I need to change Lady Gaga's name to Gents Gaga. I'll change all their names. - Yes. After they destroyed our names, I'll change their names. I'll take your leave. Thank you very much. I am very happy. Thank you. I'll see you soon. Take care. Ma'am, there are a lot of rumours about movie stars. Yes. - You are aware. - Absolutely. We don't believe these rumours. - Not at all

. - We ask. Ms. Kajol, there's a rumour that when you got married you gave the media the wrong venue so that they don't attend your wedding. Is it true? - Yes. Is it so? - Yes. - You wouldn't give them cards. Yes. - Why did you call them to the wrong venue? Because I knew that if I don't inform them they would find out where the wedding is. If I give them the wrong address they wouldn't search for me. That's great.. - Yes. Shruthi, there's a rumour about you that you like Anarkali dress so much

that you want to recreate Mughle Azam and play the role of Anarkali. Is this a rumour or is it true? What! There are such rumours in the market. She didn't understand. - Yes. But do you like wearing Anarkali? - No. It's a rumour. It's a rumour. Okay. So random.. - Mukta, there's a rumour about you. You like Mumbai and Pune so much that the three titles of your movies are Mumbai, Pune and Mumbai. This can't be a rumour. It's true. All the three movies have the same name. It has three parts. - Oka

y. All there are hit. - Wow! That's great. Mumbai, Pune and Mumbai. Yashaswini.. - You just said it right. Breathe and say it right. Yashaswini! - Yes! You are one of the most beautiful women but we also heard you are fond of casinos. They say you are very lucky at gambling. This is a fresh rumour. It happened few days back. Have you seen this? There are such rumours in the market. So what is.. - Your research team is working very well. One person.. - One person.. Yes, I was in Melbourne recentl

y. Everything is closed by six o'clock. So where can we go? There was a casino. We went there. My friend gave me 50 dollars. I spent only two dollars. I won 58 dollars. It happened with me too. - What? The rule.. - Yes. - Someone asked me to play. I just tried. I won 50 dollars. I took it and ran away. Before I lose 200. Okay. Shivani, there's a rumour about you that when you were in college, students used to tease you with the song "Hey, Shivani.." No, they didn't tease me in college. They used

to tease me in school. Okay. - This is not a rumour. They just used to say it. No, it's a rumour. It's spreading in the market. Is it? - Yes. Which market is this? - Which market is this? Tell me so that I never go there. This is spread in our film city market. Okay. Shruthi, there's a rumour about you that the detergent companies don't take you in their add films because you shine brighter than their clothes. Let me tell you that this is not a rumour. It's true. Because I saw her before makeup

. Shruthi said she's looking too white today. Sometimes, when there's no light she just shows her teeth. Mukta, there's a rumour that when you go to the hill station for a holiday, you add flavour on the ice and eat it as ice cones. I don't know where they get these rumours from. I don't think this has happened. - Who writes this? The person who writes this is very creative. I don't know who writes it. It's him. It's a good rumour. So with this, our rumours end. Thank you. What is this? Whenever

I enter, why do you play such music? What is this? Our favourite actress is sitting here. Greetings to all the women. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. No, we are promoting Devi. There are so many women seated here. So I'll greet only women. Yes. - Happy woman's day. Thank you. Call Mr. Siddhu and send her away. I respect women a lot. He is right. - Yes. - He respects them a lot. Sometimes, he disguises as a woman. You are daydreaming, mister. Wow! This is marvellous unparalleled, unknown, amazi

ng indescribable.. Indescribable.. Get me some water.. Mr. Bachchan, why did you come here suddenly? I was passing through this road. Is it so? - Is it so? I was having 'Bhelpuri'. Come and sit here, Mr. Govinda. Mr. Govinda.. No, I am Mr. Bachchan. No, you are acting like Mr. Govinda. Well said! - So, come and sit here. Well, you are right. You can see a shade of him in all my performances. Hey, Pa.. Actually, it's the festival of Holi. Yes. - How is it possible that I don't come here on the oc

casion of Holi? Go, Krushna! Superb! Oh, my God! - Hey, senorita.. My God! Hey.. Quiet. Oh, my fake Shah Rukh Khan! Today, I, Raj, am here to play Holi with my Simran. No one will trouble us. Hey, he is Raj! Oh, God.. If he is Raj, he deserves to be hidden. How can you be so irritating? Do you think you look like Mr. Bachchan? If I don't resemble Mr. Bachchan then you are a poor copy of Shah Rukh. Did you get it? - Oh, my God! Let me tell you something. I am here.. No.. He is scared. - No.. Hey.

. Let me tell you that I am here to play Holi. Did you get it? If you try to ruin my fun I will make your ruination exciting. All right? Hey! My God.. God.. - Sir.. He is scared.. - Sir.. What? - My mother used to say.. Did she speak like she was rushing to the washroom? Did she? What has happened to him? - He is crazy.. My mother used to say that no garland is better than a flowery one. No one can be loved as much as my senorita. And no festival can compare to Holi. Sir, happy Holi! The way you

are behaving.. I feel like playing the 'Lathmar Holi' with you and not the simple Holi. And you.. If you hit me with a 'Lath' that is a stick I will start singing the song, 'Mujhe To Teri Lat Lag Gayee'. I had told you.. I had told you take me along with you. I told you, right? I told you, right.. I told you to take me along with you, right? I told you, right? I told you, right? His t-shirt tore. I already heard you! I heard it! I heard what you said. Raj, take me along with you. Let's elope, R

aj! Dad won't agree for our alliance, Raj! Simran, it's not so easy to elope. Be quiet! If you really want to run, then run on the treadmill. Forget about treadmill, Raj. Raj, I told you, isn't it! Raj, I have come to play Holi with you. What? - I love you! Bharti, is tensed. Get lost! Anjali.. We only live once, only die once and only love once! Be quiet! Raj.. - Hold on.. Dear.. From which angle do you look like Kajol? She is sitting in front of you, she might feel bad. Go from here. What are

you doing? Let me go, Dad.. Raj is leaving, Dad. - Hey! Let me go! All networks don't provide 4g service and not every man with grey hair is old. Oh, my God! Ma'am, y-you don't like Simran. You look like penguin. Dad.. The actor I'm mimicking is not even in front of me. But still I'm feeling nervous. In your case, the real actor is sitting in front of you yet you're pushing the limit. How long are you going to continue doing it? What are you doing? Simran.. - Raj.. - Be quiet. There are rules th

at you need to follow for doing mimicry Your ideal.. Your principles are useless. You can't even earn a living out of it. They can at least make 'Bujiya'. Mom used to tell me. What had happened to your mom that she was saying like that? Try it.. - Oh, God! Hello, it's not like looking Mr. Amitabh, understood? Try to talk big.. I told you, right? I forgot.. I told you.. I told you, right? I told you take me along with you. Stop pulling my t-shirt. - I told you, right? Shut up! Ms. Kajol, when she

doesn't get to eat anything. She eats her own brain. What did you say? Wonderful, unusual, discipline of prestige. Kapil, Archana.. Shruti, Kulkarni.. Everybody.. - Everybody.. You have 70 minutes to say whatever you want. Didn't I tell you, Dad? He has convinced his parents and come. I told you.. - Stop it! Tell me one thing You guys never spoke anything sensible this year. At least, today let's talk about colours - Sure. "The colours are showering." - Oh, God! I did it. No! Dad.. Dad.. I like

it! I'll spray some colour water on you. Hey! - Darn you! Oh, my God! - Watch it! Okay. Let's have a huge round of applause.. - Happy Holi. For all the artists and the entire star cast of 'Devi'. Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you.. - Thanks a lot! Thank you.. - Thank you.. - And.. And my best wishes with you for your movie 'Devi'. Thank you so much, guys. Stay happy and keep smiling. Maintain cleanliness around you and keep watching 'The Kapil Sharma Show'

. Goodnight.