Thiruvonam | Karikku | Comedy

Hello.. What's it? - Buddy, we've got a problem! - What problem? - At the turn near the coconut farm... -- Yeah? The scooter's petrol got finished here! Oh, is it? I thought people caught you there, for stealing something! - What do I have to do? - Get some petrol in a bottle! Get a lift and go buy it yourself! It's corona season; I won't get a lift. Please come if you're free! I'm held up with something really important! I ain't got time even to breathe! So, don't I have to reach there? Why

do you have to come now? Only to sit idle, right? Just sing a song and take a walk! - What about the scooter? - Lock it up somewhere around. - On the road? Is it safe, buddy? What if someone snatches it? Who would? I wouldn't have had any scooters then! I do this quite often! No problem, I'll park it here then! But later, don't complain that your scooter is missing! Huh? My scooter? Why did you take my scooter? I was in a hurry, so... Couldn't you've checked the fuel, before taking it? Yours h

ad a bit more than the others', so I took it! What do I do now? Shall I keep it here? No way! It's a risk! I'll get some petrol and come there. Don't try to steal petrol from other vehicles by that time! Bloody kleptomaniac! Kleptomaniac? Brother... You had said that you'd be out of prison in 6 months! But you took a whole year! Why? You liked that place? Better not to mention it! I went there thinking it's for 6 months. But there, an idiot told me that they'll release you early... If your perf

ormance is good. So I tried to perform quite well, as much as I could. It didn't work out! So I was fed up, I dressed up as the warden and tried escaping from there! Then? Then what? The same warden caught me in 'mufti'! Back to jail! Yeah, so the 6 months... turned out to be an year! You were arrested during last 'Onam', right? Yeah! I got arrested because of some pricks! While in prison, I was planning to take revenge on them! I'll pay you all back, dearly! Yeah! We gotta avenge those who tr

oubled you! What do you think about me? The first thing I did after getting out, was to go to their house! Why? To steal from that same house! Then? Why are they standing here? Last Onam, I couldn't go home because we didn't get leave! This Onam, I couldn't take a leave because I don't have a job! Can't even go home, because it's a containment zone. Pathetic! Last Onam feels like it was tomorrow! It's because you still have that pain! Wasn't this the same tree on which you were tied and beaten

up last year? Had we not reached at the right time, you'd have finished! Remember his weeping? Ugh! Hey... Forget it! Now Gopi brother has realized my innocence... He gave us a lot of jackfruits during this lockdown! We are thick friends now! That's not because you're thick friends! It's because he doesn't want you to steal those 'thick' jackfruits! Thick friends, it seems! The 'thick' friend is coming! Here! - Aren't all records intact? - Yeah. It's better we keep a record of everything. What'

s that bag? I got all the records. 24, which we collected from the church area. Another 14,000 and 10,000 which we collected over last 2 days. So we got 50,000 in that bag. Okay? Got any doubts? Add them up, then! What's 24+10? 3... 34,000. - 34+14? - 48,000. That's what I said. 2,000 short of 50,000. So we got Rs. 48,000 in the bag. - His records are correct! - Okay? Huh? 48,000? What's up? Hold on! Is your quarantine time over? Yeah, it's done! Earlier, you used to ask when I'm gonna return.

Now it's about quarantine! Couldn't you ask something positive? - You got booze while coming? - No! - Pista? - No! - Almonds, at least? I've got nothing! I struggled to get out of there! It's good. We could have Onam lunch together. Lunch? Where do we go for that? Don't worry about it. Pulissery, Erissery, Pachadi, Kichadi, Pickle... Avial, Sambar, Kalan, Olan, Thoran... We could order them all! Can't take any risk! - Yeah, that's better! - Order from a restaurant? If you all could help, I'll c

ook them for you! Are you bluffing, or is it for real? Didn't you hear a similar dialogue last year? Here he is! Bachelor of rice-cooking! Don't get me wrong. Anyone can bluff. Do you know to cook? Don't ask that, looking at a guy living outside the country! Ok, I'm not looking. Do you know cooking? Yeah, I do! Let him cook then! Just do it well. That's enough for us. I'll serve you a delicious lunch! I'll get the banana leaves, then! It's okay if you get the banana leaves this time. But don't

come through the rear gate with your knife, and scare my kid! I'll keep the front gate open! That ain't got any thrills, bro... Remember this tree? - You get the banana leaves. - Yeah! My mom said that you came to my house asking for some donation. - What was that? - Well... Tell him. You didn't hear? This year, our association's Onam program is planned differently. We are not conducting any usual games this time. Instead, we are donating that fund to an orphanage. A righteous deed. That's rea

lly great! Isn't it? The moment I got idea, I told everyone the same! It was Gopi brother who told me the plan. To you? - It was Gopi brother! - Same for me! When did he say this? Well, when we were sitting there, we discussed and decided this, right? No! It was me who brought up this idea. But I too had this idea in my mind! Anyway, we decided to do something like this. Just think about it. Even in this situation... If we could help the poor somehow... - Isn't that the real happiness? - Yeah!

- Doesn't that feel soothing to you? - Yeah! Then give me Rs. 2,000 before the soothe goes away! Get me the receipt! I haven't got much money. Can I pay you during lunch? Yeah, fine! We could reach 50,000 then. - Yeah! - Who's that? - Trapped! - Who's that? Shall I run? No, they'll chase me down! He seems like a beggar. He was around when I came. Don't call him a beggar! A poor guy. Just looking at him makes me sad. I guess he's hungry! Brother, come inside! Who? Me? Come on! Come here! Should I

come there? Or you'll come here? Or should I run? I'll come there! Think of this as your own house, and come! I'll break your teeth! - Is this even your house? - No! Is that your wife and kid inside? Wearing a mask is enough! Even he's worn a mask! What if he's coming from a containment zone? Gopi brother... You, whom we considered as our role model, is saying this to us? Damn it! Call him! Come on! Sir, please give me something! It's been 3 hours since I ate anything! Damn! Hearing that makes

me feel hungry! Give him something! We gotta give him something to eat! - Even cash is okay. - Is that so? Yeah, our cashier is here! Hold on! Put it back! Show me your hands! Wow! Apply it! - Like this! - So cautious! - Hygienic! Rub it over your fingers! Yeah! Now, take out the money. Apply it over the money. - Nice! - Give it to me now! We were scared of getting CoronaCorona from this guy? May good things happen to you! Shall we leave, then? - Is that side a containment zone? - Yes! - How abo

ut this side? - No! I'll go there then! See you! So you didn't steal the money? No! We gotta do it now! How can we? They'd be staying at home due to CoronaCorona! I have a clear plan to snatch it from them! Would I speak with such confidence otherwise? Huh? What's the plan? Plan? Listen to me! "Prakasan's Plan" On the Onam day, we go to their house and ring the bell. Why do you ring the bell? - Kunji Kannan, what's my name? - 'Pretender' Prakasan! Right? So I'll pretend to be someone else, who

m they can't even recognize! What's that? They open the door, see me and ask who I am. I say I'm Bhavani Amma, I stay in the next lane. I heard about the charity work that you guys are gonna do. You're doing a great thing, dears! My only sorrow is that, good guys like you were not born to me! You guys are a blessing to our society! By now, they're flattered! Once they're flattered, I offer them Rs. 2,000. I tell them that it is my contribution. They get awestruck, seeing this! They get the mone

y from me, I bless them, They thank me and say goodbye, and I leave. They keep this 2,000 in the bag with the money. Then they rejoice! After some time, Kannan Kunju goes there as the health inspector. Ugh! Him? Let me be the 'hethl inpesctor'! - What was that? - Health 'inpecstor'... I know that you can't even pronounce it! That's why I gave it to him. Don't be sad about it. I've got you an 'action hero' role which doesn't need much knowledge! I can do the 'Askon' hero role! Don't spoil it! Ke

ep your mouth shut! So he goes there as the health guy. They open the door, and ask who he is. You show them your duplicate ID, and tell them that you're from health department, The results of Bhavani Amma who came here earlier, are out. She's COVID positive. Hearing this, they get frightened! Then you tell them, When you went to Bhavani Amma's house to tell her the results, She told you that she had come here and interacted with you guys. And that she donated Rs. 2,000 to you. Now they get even

more frightened! Then you tell them not to get frightened, Be on quarantine for 21 days. And give me the bag in which you've kept that 2,000 rupees. When you come for COVID test tomorrow, I'll sanitize the bag and give it back. Crying, they give you the bag. That moment, I appear there as the 'Mahabali'. Why do you wanna be there? I'll manage it. It's a petty case! Come sit here, and tell me the rest of the plan! Well... I wanna see those guys when they are screwed up! I wanna have a blast in

front of them! - Got it? - Yeah! So I dance and enjoy in front of them. Then I leave, and you follow. Then we open the bag, split the cash, And celebrate Onam! How's my master plan? It's fantastic, brother! It's good, but about the 50,000 bucks... This is not just a theft. It's my revenge, too! The money was collected from the local people. Wouldn't the association guys kick them out if they lose it? Once they are out, I can exploit that place! Got it? Only worry is that, isn't it bad to rob th

e money which was kept for the orphanage? Listen... Thief. That's enough. A thief with ethics, not gonna work here! I'm not taking that course here. Got it? You gotta get my costumes here. I got things to do! How about my 'ashkon' hero role? Don't be restless! I'll tell you! Come here! Pretender Prakasan! I'll ruin your plan! Are you trying to push the wall? - Give me the petrol. Gotta tell you something. - What? I'll tell you once we reach home. So this is Prakasan's plan! I never thought that

he'd be so revengeful! Prakasan's revenge! Let him come! - Why wait? Let's go break his bones! - Stay quiet. Let him come tomorrow. We gotta see his new look! Yeah! Anyway we don't have any Onam programs. We gotta have some entertainment! - Yeah, let him come! - Let him sing and dance! Yeah! We'll dance together! - As if we don't know anything! - Yeah, let him come then! Let's shove the flower mat into his throat! Hey, is he here? No, not yet. But he'll come for sure, right? - Yes, he will! - H

ow about the plan? It's all set. Only thing left is for him to come. Not that. I'm asking about lunch. - He's doing it! - Yeah, I'll take care of it. - Come on, let's cook! - Where are you going? Dare you enter the kitchen, you loser! Let's lock him up! Hold this! Come on! These are all torn! Where did he get them from? Kids... Let me handle you, oldie! 'Avvai Shanmugi' is here! You and Kiran go as per the plan. You go that side, we'll go this side! Who are you? Kids, my name is Bhavani. Oh my

God! No! Is this how you burn crackers? What if something happened to her? Apologize to her! This is how crackers are burnt! We didn't see her! - Yeah, sorry! - You okay, auntie? I'll hit you! Don't hit him! It was by mistake. He didn't see me coming. Right? - You didn't see me, right? - No, we didn't! So, my name is Bhavani. I live next lane. Which lane? Well.. You might not have seen me. Because I don't go out usually. One moment! - Don't you visit the temple? - Yeah! So you've seen me! Sweet

kiddo! Why didn't you talk to me then? I didn't know that you live at Bhavani and your name is next lane. Next time you see me, make sure you talk to me, okay? Why I came here is, Are you the ones donating money to the orphanage this time? - Are we the ones? - Aren't we? Yeah, it's us! - We got so famous? - How did you know? Thank lord, you got me to the right place! Yeah, whatever has to happen will happen somehow! Dare you talk back to elders? Beg her apologies! It's okay! He did it unintent

ionally! Just like my son, always talking back! With my weak legs, I searched you everywhere! Oh no, she's limping! Give her a hundred rupees! I'm not here to beg! I'm here to donate! What you guys do are great deeds! Kids of these times would never do such things. My only sorrow is that, you guys were not born to me! So on behalf of me, give those children Rs. 2,000. It's okay, auntie! We understand your difficulties. Get a taxi with this money. You're limping! Yeah! Get some medicines for you

rself! No, keep this! What if I am not here for the next Onam? - Auntie! - Don't overact! - Don't say such things! - Very natural! It's not that! I'm going to my son in Persia. I already got my visa. Due to CoronaCorona, I couldn't go! If I'm there, how would I give this to you? So, keep this, my kids! Serve the children on my behalf! Don't keep it in your pocket and spoil it! It's for the children! Hey idiot! The bag in which we've kept the donation money... That bag with 48,000? Yeah, keep i

t in that. In that bag? Okay! Almighty! He's got brains! My brainy boy! Shall I leave then? Very happy to see you all. May the almighty bless you all. May you all be good. Shall I leave? See you then. Lord, bless these kids! Idiots! Come on! His performance was great! For a while, I thought it's my own grandmom! When we burned the crackers, I thought he'd run away! But no! He stayed consistent till the end! We are the ones who stayed consistent and didn't give him any doubt! - That's right! - Yo

u were a bit too much! Come on! Let's fry 'Pappadams' in this excitement! Dear audience, After the superhit drama 'Bhavani Amma', The next drama organized by Pretender Prakasan, "Health Inspector!" He's standing outside. Gopi brother should go to the door soon. The drama starts with the next bell. Come on! Who are you? Well.. I... - Inspector... - Vehicle? Not vehicle. Another one... Sub-inspector? No, not that! - Circle? - No! - Then? Square? - Don't spoil it! - The one in hospitals... - Compou

nder? - Not that, too! - Health inspector! Health inspector! That's what I am! The correct health inspector, right? It's the first time I'm seeing a health inspector. Thank you! The reason why I'm here is, A while ago, somebody visited you.. What was her name? - Bhavani Amma? - Yeah! Her results are out! - Oh! What's her grade? - Grade? Not that! It's the COVID results! She is tested COVID positive! Why aren't you guys shocked? - Oh, no! - We forgot to get shocked! She visited us only a while ag

o! What do we do now? Don't worry! You'll have to quarantine yourself for 21 days. Sure. She told me that she has donated Rs. 2,000 to you. So give me the bag in which the money is kept. - Which bag? - Which bag is that? Usually it'd be kept in a money bag, right? The bag in which our donation money is kept! - The one in which we've kept 48,000? - Exactly! If we give it to him, he'll sanitize it and return it tomorrow, right? - Correct! Were you working for health? - Daddy was! Oh, Daddy? Oka

y! - So please get that bag. - Sure. Brother... What's this? You promised me an 'askon' hero role! Youre the hunter who hunts down the tigers! Where's the tiger then? You killed the tiger with your action. Thus, you became action hero. Okay? What are the symptoms of COVID? Symptoms... What did my sister use to tell me...? - Coughing. - Oh, coughing? Bag... They gave him the bag! Come on! Other than coughing? Well, sometimes a fever... Oh, fever too? - You saw the water-boiling pot? - For steamin

g? It's there in the kitchen. Go inside. Go and take some rest. Don't roam around! - Always careless! - Is he having a fever? Not fever, as such. High temperature, body pain, headache... - And a bit of loose motion and vomiting! - That's because of yesterday's rush! Then, the breathing issues... And loss of taste, I've heard. Check this out. I can't do it due to breathing issues! There's no salt! You could add a bit more of chillies! This is the dessert! I should be punished... For asking him to

check it out! So you lost your sense of taste, too? I told you beforehand, to go to a doctor if you're unwell! Now deal with it. No doubts, this is the same! No, even if you have all symptoms, it may not be COVID for sure. Right, sir? There's a chance. It's better you guys test it. Then you too be alert. His cough is there right at your nose tip! Oh, no! Forgot to wear the mask! Oh, now you spread it to your mouth, too! [Singing an Onam song in a different tune] Stay away, maintain social dist

ance! Onam is here! Onam is here! Guys! Didn't recognize me? Prakasan! Pretender Prakasan! - That's right! - None of us expected him here, right? Yeah! What's up, this time? Are you here for any revenge? Why would I? Last time, you guys got me arrested, and since then, I am a reformed person! You said the same thing last time, too! Bug off, you kiddo! Ask him if you have doubts! Yeah, he's reformed! Who's this honker? Not a honker! He's a hunter! Only the hunter? No tigers? Tiger is in quarant

ine! What do you wanna know? What did you say? It was just a joke! Don't you get it? I snatched his daughter's chain just for a fun, like this! But they got me arrested for that! Well, who's that? In a mask? - He's the village officer! - No, food inspector! Err, health inspector! No point asking them anything! Sir, since it's Onam, you got any...? Hey! Hey! I asked for the sanitizer! You see everything as double-meaning? No changes! The same look, same scams, same dance and same songs! You want

another song? Here you go! 3.. 4... [Singing another Onam song in a different tune] - 'Mahabali' is here! - Yeah! - 'Mahabali' is leaving! - Yeah, go! Hey! Aren't you leaving? Yeah, I'm leaving. You'll get it sanitized tomorrow, right? Of course! There he is! Brother.. I doubt that they got CoronaCorona for real! No way! They might've tricked you! I know them! Come on! Let's go! - Come on! - Brother, how's the split? Split? Hold this, and give me the bag! I'll give you an amount. Just accept it!

Moreover, both your performances were weak! So the major share goes to me! Take it off! Come on! There's no cash in this! What's this? Paper? They tricked us! Hey, Prakasan! - Run! - Hey! Where are you off to? Catch him! - Don't come near me! - Don't run! Catch him! Dare you shoot the national animal? I'll chop you off, if you try to escape! It'll hurt! No! Gopi brother, enough! Stop it! Let's get them to the cops right now. In this same attire. Why? Here's your bag! There's nothing in this! C

ops can't charge me for stealing an empty bag! Yeah! Give me the money! Here! Now this bag has got money in it! We caught you for stealing this bag! All of us are witnesses. Your fingerprints are also on this. Let's go to the station! You're bigger thieves than me! It happened so! Forgive me! But I've stolen one more thing from there! Huh? What's that? What else did you steal? Here! Hold this!