- So let's have both squad
step up or something. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yeah. - Yo, DJ D-Wreck drop the beat. (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Big Snoop Dogg straight
raping the blues βͺ βͺ But how you going to Crip walk βͺ βͺ With the ugly church shoes βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Okay, that was fresh and all βͺ βͺ But let me tell you something
about Big Snoop Dogg βͺ βͺ I can look so fresh and
so clean and so sacked βͺ βͺ But let me tell you about
your rap is straight whack βͺ (audience cheers) (b
ell dings) βͺ You can't get it and you don't do it βͺ βͺ I'm supposed to do two bars βͺ βͺ But I'm about to ruin your day βͺ βͺ "Wild N' Out" the platinum crew βͺ βͺ We came to get you βͺ βͺ And you and you too βͺ (audience cheers) - Snoop, bring that *** here boy. (audience laughs) Look. βͺ You name Snoop Lion and I
ain't really down with that βͺ βͺ How you Snoop Lion when
you built like a Thundercat βͺ (audience jeers) (bell dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Who is this? - You
know who I am Nick. - [Snoop] Yes, yes. - Y'all give it up for Arsonal one time. - Yes. - So y'all really want, do
you want cut the beat off. - [Snoop] Yes. - Yeah you can cut the beat since you got Mr. Cut the Beat right here. (air horn sounds) - Yo, Hitman Holla. - Do what you do. - Con. - Okay, okay. You know what? Before they start the clap, you ain't fire, you don't
spark the match y'all. I could tell you and your
family from St. Louis 'cause your little sister showed me how to arch her ba
ck. (audience cheers "Oo") (bell dings) You soft. You sweet. That's a big peppermint.
Oh you ain't get that. You dumb. You ain't intelligent. You should have just stayed in that condom that your daddy should have left you in. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Here we go. - Ars, yo, you stay hating. - This wild now and we get surgical and you the main patient. - I'll let that thing
sing like Clay Aiken. - And then it be so much blood on stage, - Snoop will start gang bangin'. (audience jeer
s) (bell dings) - If I shoot now, they'll
find your corpse later. - Black team. We looking like Darth Vader. - More lasers, we all
got hammers. You get one. - You get one. - You get one. - Man I split them cannons
up like divorce papers. - Nah Hit Man stop this (bleep). (bell dings) - (Bleep) that. I ain't stopping (bleep). - I pop and click, blast off. - Rocket ship. - Slap shot. - Hockey stick, **** the
fifth, put your head on stage - - And now give it a soccer kick. (audience cheers) (bell di
ngs) - This my stage. - Pause. - Y'all could double team me all I want. Y'all are nothing that I fear boy. And you are the only man on the earth that'll tell another man
to bring that *** here boy. (audience applauds) - Hold on. Hold on. Wait a,
wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me tell you something, partner. (audience laughs) I got bars too and they kind of scary. He about to see how many
Nicks this Mariah carries. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] There it is.
DJ D-Wrek who won? - I gotta give it to the Platinum Team. (audience applauds) - So make some noise for
the Platinum Team y'all. - Black History Month. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Clap your hands y'all βͺ βͺ Clap your hands y'all βͺ βͺ Yeah you came on the show βͺ βͺ I like to say thanks βͺ βͺ Perez, you did well βͺ βͺ Better than Azalea Banks βͺ βͺ And I know you like to rhyme βͺ βͺ But Lay Lay ain't it
Past your little bedtime βͺ (audience cheers "Ooo") (bell dings) βͺ Don't get too sassy βͺ βͺ Everything we said
been nasty βͺ βͺ But why you popping your neck βͺ βͺ Don't make me take off my
belt for all that disrespect βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Oh, that was a good one Nick. That was great. She's a child. (audience laughs) βͺ Look me and Lay Lay,
not for play, play βͺ βͺ We spray, spray βͺ βͺ Come exactly where you stay, stay βͺ βͺ (bell dings) βͺ βͺ Let me tell you
something about yourself βͺ βͺ and this might hurt βͺ βͺ You up here dressed looking
like when TV don't work, look βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ
Hey yo βͺ βͺ I know you ain't talking about me boy βͺ βͺ You made my fumes boil βͺ βͺ You the only rapper
dress like aluminum foil βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ And I mean this βͺ βͺ You think you the (bleep)
cause you got your teeth fixed βͺ βͺ You been smiling non-stop βͺ βͺ And (bleep) you ain't hot βͺ βͺ Like Justina, look at you βͺ - Huh? I'm like - - You stank boo. (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Bootsy, I don't know
why he gave you the bell βͺ βͺ You in all red boy,
cause I send you to hell βͺ βͺ Mat
ter of fact you need to just switch βͺ βͺ You look like the dinosaur
from Lilo and Stitch βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Lay Lay, come here βͺ βͺ I'm going keep it real βͺ βͺ You think you up here grown βͺ βͺ Until your little start
*** paying some bills βͺ (audience laughs) (bell rings) βͺ I'm talking light bill βͺ βͺ Gas βͺ βͺ That's going kick your *** βͺ βͺ Alright, okay, lets do it βͺ βͺ All y'all whack like your outfit βͺ (audience laughs) βͺ I can't make him understand some sense βͺ βͺ I work for me, y'all
work for Nick βͺ (audience cheers) (audience cheers and applauds) - That was a crazy Wild Style. I think I already know who won. DJ D-Wrek, let the rest of everybody know. - I gotta get that to the
black squad. Make some noise. (audience cheers) (Hip Hop music plays) - Hold on. - Oh go ahead. - He's my dad. - Oh I know what this is. - Nick, you know what this is. (audience cheers) βͺ So you wanna kick it
Old school one mo' 'gain βͺ βͺ Then why yo glasses only got one lens βͺ (audience laughs) - Chec
k it. (bell dings) I knew you were gonna
say something 'bout that. βͺ My glasses got one lens
'cause that's the new style βͺ βͺ Oh you are my child βͺ βͺ I birthed you βͺ βͺ I had sex with your mama βͺ (audience laughs) Check it. βͺ She loved when I did it βͺ βͺ She was screaming my name βͺ βͺ She said I had a son,
he going to be lame βͺ βͺ And I say yeah, that's true βͺ βͺ But I still raised you βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Come one Loc - You can't see me βͺ I can't believe the words
that came out y
our mouth βͺ βͺ I took your daughter
buy a Barbie Dream house βͺ βͺ Your baby mama is in my phone βͺ βͺ Butt naked with no clothes on βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ I'm about to get on them
'cause you ain't enough βͺ βͺ Team too hard, you can't destroy βͺ βͺ At least we don't got
the corny *** white boy βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ You talking about my white
boy like you about to stunt βͺ βͺ But the white girl right
there built like a blunt βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Don't do Hailey like t
hat βͺ βͺ Don't talk about her bad βͺ βͺ To be a white girl,
she got a little *** βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ No, playa, they don't got the beat βͺ - Hold up. βͺ I'm about to take it
back to the **** streets βͺ βͺ You ain't messing with me βͺ βͺ I'm the real **** deal βͺ βͺ Come up on your block
and I get it for real βͺ βͺ I'm gonna keep a nice with the style βͺ βͺ Everybody know that I got a nice smile βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Nobody like your raps or words βͺ βͺ It's me and real Michael and A$AP Ferg βͺ βͺ We got
the white girl on
the team doing you bad βͺ βͺ She kind to cute and
she got a little *** βͺ βͺ Everybody on my team is a killer βͺ βͺ We got two eyes except
for Jack Thrilla βͺ βͺ My name Karlous and I'm a killer βͺ βͺ You wanna mess with me βͺ βͺ You better check yourself (bleep) βͺ (audience applauds) (bell dings) Let's go. - D-Wrek who won? - I gotta give it to the Platinum Team. Make some noise for the
Platinum Team y'all. (audience applauds) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Clap your hands y'a
ll βͺ βͺ Clap your hands y'all βͺ βͺ Clap your hands y'all βͺ βͺ It's all right βͺ βͺ I'm gonna come off the top βͺ βͺ I'm gonna keep on rocking
cuz you know it don't stop βͺ βͺ You from Disney. You
used to hang with Miley βͺ βͺ Real talk, me and you could
be the new Tyga and Kylie βͺ - Oh. (bell dings) Look Nick. Look boss. - Shut up everybody. Turn that music off. (record scratches) Listen, come here skinny bastard. Look at this skinny (bleep). (audience laughs) You look like a healthy crack head. (audience
laughs) Big *** lips. I bet you could
whisper in your own ears. (audience laughs) - [Nick] Okay, okay. - I'm not finished with you. Kiss my ***. Look at this (bleep). He look like a Rick Ross starter kit. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. - I bet you be in the village
with a sharp *** spear. You be behind bushes like, I'm about to make that
lion bring that *** here. (audience laughs) - Shut up. (bell dings) Shut up. Don't laugh at them. You are not my type of
woman.
You're too skinny. Me and you together will start a fire. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (indistinct chatter) - You not gonna get him. He ain't gonna stop. - What? What? - Look, look, look. DC stand for the crack baby, because I know you smoke crack boy. He got a "Wild N' Out" girlfriend, but on the low she like fat boys. - Uh. Aight. (buzzer sounds) - I smash this. - Hold on, hold on. Let me rebuttal. Let me rebuttal. Yeah I used to have a "Wild N' Out" girl. Now that might be true. You been on
"Wild N'
Out" for four seasons. You just mad 'cause I hit one before you. (audience cheers) (bell dings) Hold on. I ain't done. I ain't done. I talked to his doctor. Hold up. Wait a minute. (Bleep) you been. I talked to his doctor. He
said he might don't make it. He so big don't his stretch
marks look like pieces of bacon. (audience cheers) (bell dings) He eat. When he eat, he need to say your fork stop. I bet your favorite karate
move is a pork chop. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Alright, a
lright, alright. DJ D-Wrek, man, take some control of this. Who won man? - Man I gotta say the
Platinum Team won that one so make some noise for them. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Yeah, yeah βͺ βͺ Hey, hey, hey, hey βͺ βͺ Last time y'all cooked me βͺ βͺ And you know I hated it βͺ βͺ But this time y'all
bet not say (bleep) βͺ βͺ 'Cause I don't know which one
of y'all's mic will favorite βͺ βͺ But every hit y'all
had, Mike Will made it βͺ (audience jeers) (bell dings) βͺ Hold up,
hold up, hold up βͺ βͺ Some are your enemies,
some are your friends βͺ βͺ Drumline two got canceled again βͺ βͺ Young Swae Lee, yeah,
I'm killing the game βͺ βͺ Yeah, this (bleep) right
here got Gucci, still lame βͺ βͺ Hundred racks on me βͺ βͺ Blew it on a movie βͺ βͺ Yeah, bad chick. I
know she wanna screw me βͺ - Whoa βͺ Young Swae Lee, I'm
every girl favorite βͺ βͺ AMC Mariah Carey Still gonna slay it βͺ - Whoa. - Yeah. (bell dings) - Yo. - Nah, hold up. - Can I get Justina please? - Hold up. - Listen check i
t. Come here baby. Look, look. βͺ It take one to know one βͺ βͺ Wanna know what I
thought when I seen her βͺ βͺ Hmm. That's a man called
her Uncle Christina βͺ βͺ And Uncle Christina was a
great role model growing up βͺ βͺ She taught me how to mow the lawn βͺ βͺ And how to tuck βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, hold up. βͺ Young Swae Lee, my redhead fine βͺ βͺ I'm battling Nick Cannon and 69 βͺ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. (DJ D-Wrek mimics rapid gunfire) Cut the beat.
(air horn sounds) - You. He need to just
get you a mic stand. All you said was "Yo, yo, yo." Stick to being Swae Lee hype man. (audience cheers) (bell dings) I mean what you gonna do? Hold on. What is he gonna do, stand there and just tell
him how well he's flowing? If y'all was Destiny Child, this Beyonce and you Kelly Rowland. (audience says "Oh") (bell dings) - Everybody. Everybody in this mother(bleep). Look at this guy. Look at him. He with his rap
career was as great as Jim's. (buzzer sou
nds) - Nick, let me tell you something. You was up. Hold on Shrimp. Now, come on up here. These my partners. These my partners. You up here talking about Shrimp
life and all that (bleep). So please don't push me. You just mad cause that white man is doing the mannequin challenge
all in Mariah's (bleep). (audience jeers) (buzzer sounds) - You and your "Wild N'
Out" girl is real tired. Matter of fact, who gonna
pay for all that formula 'cause both y'all fired. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Hold
up. This ain't my
only job so what the hell. I got fired. Y'all can catch
me in the morning on TRL. - Wait, wait, hold on, hold up. (bell dings) (audience cheers) Hold up. (air horn sounds) Yo, hold up. I got you that job. (Bleep) that ain't the answer. I hope you ain't checked in, TRL got canceled. (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up. Guess what, TRL probably did get canceled but that ain't fair. (Bleep) I'm working so hard. Guess what, you can also
catch me on
Hip Hop Square. (air horn sounds) (audience applauds) - Yo hold on. That may be true. But guess what (bleep), I produced that too. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (air horn sounds) (air horn sounds) DJ D-Wrek, who won this game? - Aight, it was real tight but I gotta give it to the Red Squad. Make some noise for the Red Squad. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Yo, yo, yo, yo βͺ βͺ I'm gonna tear y'all Migos up βͺ βͺ I'm the best at this freestyle (bleep) βͺ βͺ I don't mean to
be rude βͺ βͺ But when I first heard of the Migos βͺ βͺ I thought y'all was some Mexican dudes βͺ βͺ Quavo chill, I'm really just playing βͺ βͺ I love y'all music βͺ βͺ But what the (bleep) y'all be saying βͺ βͺ Hummina, hummina, hummina, βͺ (bell dings) - Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. βͺ Migos in the building
now we talking about cash βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon hat made
it outta alligator *** βͺ (audience laughs) Hey alligator hat. - Alligator ***. - Emmanuel, come here Emmanuel. Are you ready? You good? Okay
. Alright. βͺ Gold squad, we do this βͺ βͺ You don't stand a chance βͺ βͺ Here's a few bucks by
the rest of your pants βͺ - Ooo (buzzer sounds) Bars. Bars. βͺ You thought that line was going to win βͺ βͺ Picture that like a Taurus βͺ βͺ You can keep Saved by the Bell βͺ βͺ 'Cause you look like Zack Morris βͺ (bell dings) - He was cute as (bleep)
though. So like whatever bruh. (audience laughs) - Pickles, you ready boo? Okay. - Oh I stay ready. (audience laughs) - Okay. βͺ Listen I thought we were buds βͺ βͺ But
with that do-rag
on you a soft *** thug βͺ βͺ I mean you don't gotta crew that bang βͺ βͺ I sent her back to Malibu
from where she came βͺ (bell dings) βͺ And Nick how you
gonna talk about Migos βͺ βͺ They knocking out the
(bleep) left and right βͺ βͺ That's my peoples βͺ βͺ And Migos, yeah they really the boss βͺ βͺ So if you come for them
then you come for all of us βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (air horn sounds) Yo Nick Cannon, it's really
just time for you to man up. When you
do your stand
up, nobody stands up. When you do a track, they
don't put their hands up. When you were married, you wore shorts 'cause
Mariah wears the pants, huh? (audience jeers) (bell dings) - That is old as (bleep),
another Mariah joke. Little boy, how cute.
I wear man size shoes. You got on them (bleep) baby boots. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Battle rapping is obviously
not your thing Nick. You should probably stop pushing music. I think the reason why you got
the team's gold and plati
num is 'cause your albums couldn't do it. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Yo, yo, Clips. Handle my light work Clips. - Him? - Okay Con, ha, ha. - Little man, so funny. How
about you gimme me a high five? (bell dings) - Come on Con. You can do it. - These two verse us two. I mean why try? - Your head so big you connect
your thoughts via wifi. (audience laughs) (bell dings) Man they so small they
can jump out a minivan - and probably sky dive. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Y'all ain't gonna ke
ep - - Hold up. Wait a minute. You name Charlie Clips but I
don't think that really fits. He look more like Charlie Blimp. - No, no more like Charlie hits. - Charlie ****. - No Charlie grits. - Exactly. (bell dings) Listen Charlie, you so fat, I bet you sweat when you blink. And I bet when your fat
*** get out the shower and wipe off the towel stink. (audience chuckles) (bell dings) Listen Charlie, you a battle rap vet so I'm
sure it's not much about your weight that hasn't already been said. Bu
t see I'm a "Wild N' Out" great, I got a different level
of jokes in this big head. Like Charlie, have you not realized if you
just stopped eating bread that you wouldn't be
standing up here built like a twins size bed. (audience laughs) (bell dings) Like if I put a sheet on you
that has a Dora or a Pikachu and introduce you to some kids, I swear to God they fall asleep on you. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, who ad the most punch lines? - Yo, I thought it was
leaning towards the gol
d but I gotta go with the platinum. Make some for the Platinum Team y'all. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (Hip Hop music plays) - Uh, uh. Yeah, yeah. βͺ Lil' Dickie, you came on this show βͺ βͺ And you rocked the world βͺ βͺ You can have all these points βͺ βͺ I'm gonna steal your girl βͺ (audience jeers) She's on my - - Get your hands off her. - Hands off her. - Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Yo Con, come up here bro. Yeah we rather have a short people battle. DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. - I say that. - Yo. Now,
I'm trying to befriend you. I don't want to offend you, but don't act like you still
don't eat off the kids' menu. (bell dings) - Elgin, you think you gangster now. You should know your place. You so short even if you were
a G it would be a lower case. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hey. Hey man. Hey Con, you finally taller than somebody. (audience laughs) You can't do nothing but of course hate. Conceited you so small, I bet your favorite snack to
eat is a strawberry short cake. (bell dings)
- I cannot believe I'm hearing this. Are you serious? I'm battling the dude that's wearing pants from a composition notebook on its period. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Let me get, lemme get Elgin. What's up bro? I heard you got bars for me. You need bars. I'm gonna get you a coupon. With that hair, you
look like Jose Neutron. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Yo. Hold up. You're talking about hairstyles.
Look, check it out man. Yo Tim, I gotta tell you something. That hairstyle's not a
man
bun. It's a dumpling. (bell dings) - Hello. Hello. (audience cheers) Coming up, I wanted to be a comic. I wanted to be a rapper. I wanted to be a star.
I wanted to be a factor. I didn't know if I was
talented enough to matter. Then I saw Nick Cannon and I
realized talent didn't matter. (audience cheers) (bell dings) Lemme talk, lemme talk. Your team got sent home. This would be my life if
everything went wrong. Like if I was just a little less funny and a little worse rapper
with a lot of less m
oney and a little bit madder and a little bit dumber
and a lot of bit fatter, I would probably be one of these people. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Lil Dickie, listening
to you spit them bars that was some real torture. I'm gonna put it out there like this. You gonna be dead and
we gonna see vultures 'cause I'm tired of you and Iggy Azalea (bleep) up our culture. - Oh. (bell dings) - Okay. DJ D-Wrek, this is a very intense battle up here yo. Who won? - I gotta say the Platinum Team won. - Wh
at?! - [DJ D-Wrek] Make some noise. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) - Hey, hey. Yo, yo Tyga, Tyga. We about to make history right here. βͺ Uh, I'm gonna just say oh well βͺ βͺ Tyga ain't heard
(bleep) he said all show βͺ βͺ 'Cause he high as hell βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - D, drop the beat. Drop the beat. - Oh. (record scratch) - You know I had to
come bring my homie out to come support me and (bleep). Yo where the lord at? - I got you. Scott Disick. (audience appla
uds) We got a couple things in common. - Okay. - We got baby moms, we got this and that. Only difference is I got style. What up Puff Daddy in 1992? (bell dings) - [Nick] Slow down in the gym Scott. - Get him with that Rap City boy. - Go ahead Ty. - No beat, no beat, no beat. 50,000 for the ring. That's
how I get my bling on. - Speak on it. - Make some noise if y'all
want to hear Nick new song. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - I think he may pregnant
cause we just hit him so raw. - Hold on, hold
on, hold on. Hey yo Nick, this how you know you whack. Your wife rather play with old
balls than to hear you rap. They say once you go
black you never go back. ****, I know that made Mariah laugh. (audience cheers) - Okay. (bell dings) You wanna talk about my ex, let's make one thing clear. Your ex ain't even old
enough to get up in here. (audience applauds) (bell dings) Bring the beat back. (Hip Hop music plays) - Listen Nick. βͺ In these wild style battles βͺ βͺ I can rap 'til the time gone βͺ βͺ
With all that white βͺ βͺ Got you looking like a tampon βͺ (audience laughs) - A clean one. (bell dings) - Ooh. - Now listen, βͺ Now your Kardashian is
not old enough to get mail βͺ βͺ But I wanna know how do you feel βͺ βͺ To lose your baby mama
to a Kardashian as well βͺ (audience jeers) - Oh. Ok. (bell dings) Alright, whatever. What's up Tim? - What's up dog? - My man Tim. βͺ Yo. I can hit you with the Asian jokes βͺ βͺ But instead I'm just
gonna talk about the fact βͺ βͺ That you like balls on your head βͺ
(audience laughs) (bell dings) - Okay. βͺ Hey man, I got the most beautiful hair βͺ βͺ In the world cuz βͺ βͺ And you just mad
'cause I got more hair βͺ βͺ Than your girl does βͺ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - D-Wrek, cut the beat. (air horn sounds) - Yo Tyga I catch you and
your ex at that diner. I'm a psychic cuz your
baby mama gonna get robbed in the future. That's black China. (buzzer sounds) - Hold on. You ain't even
gotta get that violent. This is just Lil' Wayne's step kid. (audience laughs) H
e was signed to Young Money but that's not the only thing
young that he mess with. (audience applauds) (bell dings) - I mean. I mean but Con. I'm saying check this, I don't really want to
know about this and this, but when you and your girl go on trips do she gotta sign a permission slip? (audience laughs and applauds) - Hold on. (bell dings) Hold on. No wait, that's true. I mean 'cause we do know with
them teens you get it in. You going to be at her senior prom looking like a senior citizen. (a
udience laughs) (bell dings) - Nick, I wanna kick his *** (audience laughs) with both feet. Don't add another dude to this show who can't rap on the flow beat. - Yeah. (bell dings) - Gonna talk about Tyga
with them whack jokes. He in here with a rich *** Lord Disick, you two bum *** (bleep) broke. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. This wild style's been way too long. I gotta apologize. My bad. We gotta get Scott Disick back to rehab. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hol
d up, hold up. (indistinct chatter) (audience applauds) - Y'all gotta give it up
for my man Scott Disick, Tyga came to play, all love. Who won the battle D-Wrek? - Platinum Squad got the
most bells so make some noise for the Platinum Squad y'all. (Hip Hop music plays) - Clap your hands. Y'all
clap your hands y'all. I gotta come at T-Pain. βͺ Yo, yo, yo βͺ βͺ T-Pain Back in the
day you (bleep) rocked βͺ βͺ But you ain't had a hit
since you cut your dreadlocks βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ I'm too
clever βͺ βͺ But you ain't had a hit and like ever βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - You got me. You got me. - T-Pain. Bring that *** here boy. Look. βͺ I'm about to hit you with a sonic boom βͺ βͺ Your career ain't
(bleep) without auto-tune βͺ βͺ But listen, I **** with you βͺ βͺ Don't get me though βͺ βͺ I hate you every time
you do this in your video βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ He ain't that dude βͺ βͺ A small Chris Tucker with
these Lil' Wayne tattoos βͺ βͺ Once again I'm on βͺ βͺ Once again I got a
nother
million dollar home βͺ βͺ And I'm not bull(bleep) with 'em βͺ βͺ Too many cars βͺ βͺ I got too many (bleep) βͺ βͺ I got too many bars βͺ βͺ These (bleep) ain't (bleep) with me βͺ βͺ I ain't even playing round βͺ βͺ That's why they called me
Teddy Pinned-Her-Ass-Down βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) (air horn sounds) - I got some unfinished business. Hey yo, Chico. (audience cheers) βͺ This is the third time βͺ βͺ The last time we rapped βͺ βͺ You stole my rhymes βͺ βͺ Boy your rhymes is older than Atari βͺ βͺ Y
ou get left like Nicki left Safaree βͺ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. (indistinct chatter) Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Hold up SB. βͺ You ain't have to say
that cause it's real βͺ βͺ But me and SB don't
even listen to Meek Mil βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ I'm gonna tell you one
thing you should know βͺ βͺ Meek Mill got his (bleep) βͺ (audience cheers) (bell rings) - [SB] Hold on. - [Rip] Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. - Hold on. Hold on, hold on li
sten. - Wait a minute. βͺ If I met your girl, she
probably would wanna marry me βͺ βͺ This watch and ring is probably
two years of your salary βͺ (audience cheers) - Yeah, yeah. (bell dings) βͺ He said as watch as
two years of my salary βͺ βͺ Picture that when Nicki call a lawyer βͺ βͺ You had to take it back βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Hold up. Hold up. βͺ Hey yo, Chico βͺ βͺ You talking that (bleep) βͺ βͺ But everybody knows he wrote them hits βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ You said they wrote th
em hits βͺ βͺ But it sound like a clone βͺ βͺ How come he can't write his own βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ Everybody in TV has seen this βͺ βͺ Nicki Minaj next album
is gonna be called βͺ βͺ Meek Mills' penis βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - I'm gonna go with the black squad. (audience applauds) (Hip Hop music plays) - Clap your hands y'all.
Clap your hands y'all. Clap your hands y'all. Hey Trina - [Trina] Hi Nick. - Alright, alright. I'm gonna just start it.
I'm gonn
a do like this. βͺ Yo Trina on this show, I had to get βͺ βͺ 'Cause she the baddest
chick that I haven't hit βͺ βͺ And I'm gonna just say I
want to her for so long βͺ βͺ So go ahead and get with a real man βͺ βͺ And lead them broke rappers alone βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - I probably would give
you a chance, Nick, but I don't think you
could handle this ***. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Chico] What's up Karlous? - What's up Chico? - How you doing? - What's up Chico? - Yo. - Yeah. βͺ Whe
n it come to the wild
styles, I bring the racket βͺ βͺ Them pants got more zippers
than the thriller jacket βͺ (Karlous chuckles) (buzzer sounds) Hold up. Hold. βͺ See when you rap, I don't
hear nothing but racket βͺ βͺ You would talk about my pants βͺ βͺ With that little bitty *** jacket βͺ (audience laughs) - Alright. (bell dings) - Okay. Hey. Alright Los. βͺ You want to talk about my jacket βͺ βͺ I thought you was my friend βͺ βͺ but while your team captain shirt βͺ βͺ Made out of Michael Blackson's skin βͺ -
It's leather. - No it ain't. - Which side you on mothersucker? - I'm sorry. - Turn that (bleep) off. (record scratches) In my village with rap in acapella. (audience laughs) Where's that red bone (bleep) Nick Cannon. - Uh-oh. - Right here. (audience laughs) - They say once you go
block you never go back. But come to Mariah, you making us look like a bunch of liars. (audience laughs) You little dick (bleep). (bell dings) Kiss my ***, your whole team. Look at this dirty (bleep). (audience laughs)
This (bleep) took a bath and lost weight. (audience laughs) - Hold. Hold up bruh. Hold up. - Come here. - Hold up. - Get out the way. Look, Rush Hour 8. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - What? Wait a minute. - Bring this little (bleep). This (bleep) is shorter
than Amber Rose ponytail. (audience laughs) - Oh. Oh. He a killer. He's a killer for the village. - Hold up. Michael Blackson. You the same color as Coca-Cola. Man, everybody take two steps back. I believe this (bleep) got Ebola. (audience
laughs) (bell dings) (record scratches) - Kiss my ***. Turn that off. This (bleep) has no bank account. This is how he transferred
money from his savings to his checking. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (chico mimics Michael Blackson's accent) - Out of one pocket and into the other. Out of one pocket and into
the other mothersucker. That's how you do it mothersucker. He did that. - DJ D-Wrek, makes some
sense outta this man. Who won the battle? I gotta give it to the Platinum Squad so make some
noise for them. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) - Clap your hands y'all.
Clap your hands y'all. I'm go first. Bring Chance out here. We gonna do it like this Chance. βͺ Uh, yo βͺ βͺ You wanna talk about my
jeans with them Skinny pants βͺ βͺ Yo, these ain't Biggie βͺ βͺ I'm gonna give you one more chance βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Okay DJ D-Wrek you gonna give
him a bell and I like that βͺ βͺ But seriously you and Spike Lee βͺ βͺ can't never come back to Chi-raq βͺ (bell dings) βͺ You say I c
an't come to Chicago βͺ βͺ Man you should keep that βͺ βͺ You ain't got no bars βͺ βͺ I guess that's why
they gave you a Kit Kat βͺ (audience cheers "Ooo") (bell dings) - That's cool. βͺSee this right here is a Kit Kat βͺ βͺ You call that a rap snack βͺ βͺ I heard you was at Office
Depot selling backpacks βͺ (bell dings) - I was. - Emmanuel. Hey, yeah Emmanuel. - I'm here. I'm here. βͺ I said Emmanuel, it's about to go down βͺ βͺ Why do you have on a
"Wild N' Out" nightgown βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Ch
ico Bane I'm like no other βͺ βͺ D-Wrek give his dime
joke one more buzzer βͺ βͺ Hold up, hold up,
hold up it ain't over βͺ βͺ You fat, you eat left and right overs βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ You know just how I kick it, I flip it βͺ βͺ They don't wanna get the
dime joke then forget it βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - What's up. βͺ Chico, you know that
I am known to rhyme βͺ βͺ Nobody got that dumb
joke about the dime βͺ βͺ But you kept telling
it the whole **** show βͺ βͺ Why you cut a hole in
the t
op of your hat bro βͺ βͺ It looks stupid βͺ βͺ And I just want to say that βͺ βͺ Give the Dwayne Wayne
his ******* glasses back βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Hey and I get busy βͺ βͺ Chico Bean, I'm the "Wild
N' Out" Drizzy, Yeah βͺ (bell dings) βͺ I don't really care about none of that βͺ βͺ You know I'm iller βͺ βͺ I'm not playing. You
really look familiar βͺ - DJ D-Wrek (audience applauds) cut the beat. (air horns blast) Seriously, what are
you gonna say about me, beside you standing tall? I think you wrapped your
head
like a fortune teller 'cause you like putting
your hands on balls. (bell dings) - Alright listen Nick, we've heard you rhyme for a few years and you ain't saying a word like Mariah on New Year's. (audience cheers) And what you, (bell dings) I saw what you did to
Chance with the chocolate, it wasn't a sick wrap. I just killed you with four
bars, that's a Kit Kat. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - He don't know the rules. Talking about my ex-wife,
that's a no-no, bad stamina. Matter of fact, I'm ab
out to ship your
white *** back to Canada. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - He's right. I am Canadian. I'm from the home of Drake, The Weeknd, we got all the components. Canada's got talent. We just
don't want you to host it. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Get ahead of my light work Hitman. - Who you send Hitman? Rapping about guns like
you could relate with me. Boy I pull this gun, all the girls passing out
like I got Drake with me. You don't bust guns, (bell dings) you keep your hands by nin
e like 8:50. You wanna fight. Exactly. That ain't a chance to
rapper when a take with me. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - You talking about guns to me.
You know your man's with it. You pull out one, I'll pull out one. Let's dance with it. I pull out a hammer and
pistol whip you on the top of your head with the tray.
They think it's chance fitted. It's gonna be so many
dread heads in your lobby. (bell dings) The cops gonna think Chance did it. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - (Bleep) that. (Blee
p) that. Why are (bleep) keep using my name as they metaphor for the joke. I wanna know the answer.
And who the (bleep) are you? You look like Big Krit with cancer. (bell dings) Now I'm about to come at you. No I'm not done. I'm riding in the jet, on
the curb and I'm swerving. Don't know why you got a turban, look like you should be
driving an Uber suburban. Now, I'm done with you. (bell dings) I'm gonna talk about you. He got on the shoes like he blood but he been repping the C's. You look like
Torey Lanes with
that Benjamin Button disease. (bell dings) - Oh okay. That was good. - And it's bogus cuz I (bleep) with DC, that's one hell of a guy. But he looked like somebody in the middle of his
forehead, swatted a fly. What the (bleep) is wrong with dude? (bell dings) - Hold on. Chance the Rapper I'm stop you right there because you my man black. But that last rap was worse
than my performance in Chi-raq. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - But nobody's seen it. (audience laughs) (bell ding
s) - DJ D-Wrek, it's a lot going on. Who won this game? - I gotta give that
one to the Black Squad. (audience cheers) Make some noise! (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Clap your hands y'all βͺ - Dang she stepped up quick βͺ Alright, alright, alright, alright, βͺ βͺ Young MA, What I gotta say βͺ βͺ We can do this like every day βͺ βͺ Matter of fact she one
of the best you see βͺ βͺ I just don't understand βͺ βͺ Why she got more hair
on her chest than me βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Uh-oh. βͺ Y
o, me getting chicks is a habit βͺ βͺ I heard your career in the casket βͺ βͺ You look like Tupac mixed
with Old Dirty Bastard βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ You say I don't get no girls βͺ βͺ But we (bleep) the same chicks βͺ βͺ Your girl like your
album sales, Tory Bricks βͺ (bell dings) - Listen. βͺ All the bad chicks,
(bleep) I done had 'em βͺ βͺ You ain't heard "Ooh"
just win triple platinum βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Gotcha. Hold on. βͺ You think I don't freestyle βͺ βͺ Let me show you I'm th
e meanest βͺ βͺ Boy her rap resume is
longer than your penis βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Don't gimme that hurt in the face look βͺ βͺ You are so dirty, I wouldn't
poke you on Facebook βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Now, look βͺ What I might say might be true βͺ βͺ But come here, come here βͺ βͺ Why this mother (bleep)
look more manly than you βͺ (audience cheers) - We're together. - That wig ain't yours. - Yo Rip. Hey, hey. Yo Rip. I want Rip. Cannon in the house. - Oh he want
s you ugly *** boy. - Canada in the house. Let's get it. - Okay, you from Canada? Okay. Okay. βͺ You from Canada, how'd
you get across the border βͺ βͺ You probably only crosse 'cuz
you a real Trump supporter βͺ (audience boos) (bell dings) - Okay, okay. Alright. Yo, yo. βͺ You bringing up Trump, I
don't care how he shouts βͺ βͺ You sound like such a (bleep) βͺ βͺ Trump grabs you by the mouth βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Rip] Okay. - Cut that beat real quick. Hold on Nick. I've been
really wanting
to talk to you. Because you had Christina Milian bro. And you lost her to the Dream but he got way less money bro. I guess love don't cost a thing. (audience cheers) - Hold on, hold on. I'm trying to figure out you why you got that scum on your face? I'm trying to to figure out why it look like you got
(bleep) on your face. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Okay, okay. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience laughs and cheers) - Make some sense outta this man. - I gotta give that
one to the Bla
ck Squad. Make some noise for the Black Squad y'all. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) - Schematics. - He in his feelings. He in his feelings. βͺ You know my flow βͺ βͺ Y'all bring it in any battle βͺ βͺ you know I'm going win βͺ βͺ You may be team Disney
but I'm Nickelodeon βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Yo check it. Check it. Look Nick, βͺ There's nothing you
can say or do to me βͺ βͺ But I won't judge you βͺ βͺ I know you mad 'cause
I am who you used to be βͺ (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - Okay, come here Mat. - [Nick] White girl Battle.
You want white girl battle. - Okay. βͺ I love your red hair pieces βͺ βͺ I'm really awestruck βͺ βͺ But is it hard for you βͺ βͺ To keep your penis that tucked βͺ (bell dings) - Okay. Check Pickles it out. βͺ Listen look another penis joke βͺ βͺ That (bleep) is null and void βͺ βͺ How you coming for me βͺ βͺ You built like a little boy βͺ βͺ And pickles, I know you
know your place though βͺ βͺ The side of the plate though βͺ βͺ I'm the meat and potatoe
s βͺ (bell dings) βͺ You think you're so fly βͺ βͺ But you got the voice of a guy βͺ βͺ I kind of like it
though 'cause so do I βͺ βͺ I want your head between my thighs βͺ βͺ Becky, shut the (bleep) up βͺ βͺ ***** I think you're bi βͺ βͺ And if you wanna try βͺ βͺ We can get it on tonight βͺ βͺ Your stick sickly thighs βͺ (audience cheers) - What is going on here? (bell dings) - Did she pull her *** up? - Anybody else want some? - Oh wait, wait. βͺ Man don't hog the mic βͺ βͺ Don't be selfish βͺ βͺ You look like Ariel
βͺ βͺ But your thing smell like shellfish βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Darren. Big baby. Come
here baby, big baby. - I don't bother nobody. βͺ Go to KFC, I know you
eat the whole bucket βͺ βͺ You look like if Wyclef
just said (bleep) it βͺ (audience laughs and cheers) (bell dings) - Come here Nick. Karlous. I think it's time you have a meet. - Watch yo mouth Chump. - Yeah. Check it out. - With them lines in your head. - Hell about to take it to him old school. Here it goes. βͺ Hey yo Karlo
us βͺ βͺ Here's something you don't know βͺ βͺ Nick make 300,000 an episode βͺ βͺ Then he get the bread,
go and buy some clothes βͺ βͺ And spend the rest of
the money on Amber Rose βͺ - [Karlous] Everybody. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Karlous] Lemme tell you something. - Listen. - Hold up. - Wait a minute. - Y'all gonna talk about Nick - Get them. βͺ I don't like hearing that (bleep) βͺ βͺ Hey leave us alone βͺ βͺ Your hair look like your microphone βͺ βͺ I can't believe you got
this scar on your face βͺ βͺ
You still live at your mama's place βͺ βͺ And you ain't got no house of your own βͺ βͺ Nick keeps spending
your money on phones βͺ βͺ You talking about my mama house βͺ βͺ Listen that spunky βͺ βͺ I know something about you βͺ βͺ You stay with your auntie βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Yeah I stay with my auntie fool βͺ βͺ Wouldn't you think I'm supposed to do βͺ βͺ Nick ain't paying us no **** cash βͺ βͺ I'm out here on my *** βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Listen, he ain't paying no cash βͺ βͺ and I'm tryin' to have fun βͺ
βͺ You said you broke βͺ βͺ Nick they ain't the only one βͺ (audience applauds) (bell dings) - You just gonna turn against me? - Yeah, quit being stingy. They cut my cable off. I
ain't even gonna see this. (audience laughs) - Yo DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Hey you know I gotta
get to the Platinum Squad. Make some noise y'all. (audience cheers) (Hip Hop music plays) - [Nick] Come on. Come on. βͺ Brooklyn, Brooklyn βͺ βͺ F-A-B-O-L-O you (bleep) βͺ βͺ Ain't nobody like
none of your new hits βͺ βͺ And that's becaus
e dog,
you old and sterile βͺ βͺ Why the (bleep) you come on this show βͺ βͺ Dressed like a Golden Girl βͺ (bell dings) - Let me get Justina. Yeah. βͺ Justina, you so pale βͺ βͺ Your skin is almost see through βͺ βͺ You look like the Wendy's girl βͺ βͺ But nobody want to eat you. βͺ - Whoa. You right, I don't. - D-Wrek, can you cut the beat? - I can do that. - Hold on Justina. Don't
try to use my (bleep). - [Justina] Okay. - Alright. This just in, she's like
the black team must win. That hair says your name
is Justina but your voice says your name is Justin. (audience laughs) - Okay. All right. (bell dings) That one's getting old. Y'all all always talking about my voice, like it's gonna make me sick. I'd rather sound like this than sound like a little *****. (audience laughs) (bell dings) And Conceited, now you
know it's really on. If this is chess, I'm the best. I take your team like they some pawns. You thinking you undisputed,
the truth is you'll get ate. If you the wild style king,
I'm the wild
style queen. ***** checkmate. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Bring the beat back. (Hip Hop music plays) - Yo. βͺ I thought we was in Brooklyn βͺ βͺ I thought your squad was mean βͺ βͺ Why is this chick the
hardest (bleep) on your team βͺ (audience cheers) - Well thank you Nick. - I was going chill til you said Justina was the hardest (bleep) on the team. - Take the beat. - Nah you keep the beat on. βͺ Uh red team y'all
always gotta act hard βͺ βͺ Mariah left you for a white
man βͺ βͺ You hate the black squad βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ And yeah (bleep) change member βͺ βͺ Boy, you the ugliest gang member βͺ (bell dings) - Cut that. Cut that (bleep). No, no, no, no. You can't talk about me. You
need to talk about your health. The only reason why they
call you Charlie Cooks because you keep ranch, tomatoes,
ketchup around your belt, ugly *** boy. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Are these girls size?
You can wear every jeans. Your chest black, face red.
You can joi
n every team. I've been in the projects a lot and you have handsomest
roach that I ever seen. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - You know the Black Squad won that one. Make some noise for the Black Squad y'all. (record scratches) βͺ Uh, Uh, Clap your hands
y'all, clap your hands y'all βͺ βͺ Yo Tip, you know I (bleep) with you βͺ βͺ Invited you on your show βͺ βͺ Tried to make you comfortable βͺ βͺ But you be sleeping on my
skills, they combustible βͺ βͺ Y'all made som
e noise for Cliff βͺ βͺ Huxtable βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Yo, check it out Conceited. Listen. βͺ These rhymes that I
kick make a man sick βͺ βͺ Conceited up here
dressed like a bad ***** βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (record scratches) (air horn sounds) Michael Blackson, you so dark it looked like somebody
threw some fire at you. Your hair so nappy, I know when you comb it it
sound like firecrackers. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Shut up. Every
body shut up. (audience laughs) Look at this short (bleep). You are shorter than my scene
in the movie "Next Friday." (bell dings) Come here mothersucker. - I'm on your ***. - You look like a thug and a nerd. (audience chuckles) You gonna rob me or
email me mother (bleep). (bell dings) Look how this (bleep). He looked like Future's past. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - That was a good one. That's why you one of
my favorite comedians. You're so much of my favorite comedian. I got you on my scree
nsaver. (audience chuckles) (bell dings) - Hey yo Don come here. I'm saying me and my team just agreed, we did a little hood panel. And we bet you don't
even watch "Wild N' Out" because it don't come on the Food Channel. (bell dings) You need to take off them shoes 'cause you really look drove in it. I bet if a doctor did an
x-ray on your stomach, they'll probably find a stove in it. (bell dings) - Hold on. Hold on Holla. Hold on Holla. He was fat and that was kind of heavy. Hold up. Ding, I thi
nk the cookies ready. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] DJ D-Wrek who won? - The Platinum Team won that one. So make some noise for 'em. (audience cheers) - T.I. came to play. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ You say you're rapping,
you're capping a lot, Oo βͺ βͺ You're not hot, just
get back in the pot βͺ βͺ What me say come for
the tip of the top βͺ βͺ A me say cuffin me drip and me drop βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm from J-A, a real G βͺ βͺ You see pre can't be me, a Kiki βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon can't pin me, no BB βͺ βͺ Me mig
ht smile but me three deep on TV βͺ βͺ Go easy, hey βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Me not know what you say βͺ βͺ Me not know what you say βͺ βͺ Me not not not not know what you say βͺ βͺ Me say Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon nipples do show βͺ βͺ I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ Conceited him no more grow βͺ βͺ I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ DC, him look real slow βͺ βͺ I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ - Okay. βͺ Come here. Don't do that βͺ βͺ You lied and y'all knew that βͺ βͺ Listen Fe, Fe, Fe, Fe, Fe βͺ βͺ This
not your hair βͺ βͺ Ah, you thought you'd get me βͺ βͺ But it not go down βͺ βͺ The girl teach me how
to glue lace front down βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Alright, I'll cut it for you. Alright, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo. - Cut the beat. - [Nick] We like this beat. (air horn sounds) - Man, I know this wild style
but I ain't with the jokes so I don't wanna play with things. Hey yo Nick, I'm really loving this Jamaican scene because I got two lasers, red and green. It's gonna blend right in
with this Jamaic
an theme. I take his wife, all you
hear is a Jamaican scream. Then I take his dad. If Nick trip he gonna get ex-ed
out like the Jamaican flag. (bell dings) You look like a teenage boy
that drive Jamaican cabs. (audience laughs) (bell dings) I say wait a minute, they
gonna see this shotty. Nick got on a see through
shirt with automatic, gonna leave him with a see through body. (audience exclaims "Oh!") - Man we was, we was having fun and you had
to do all that tough stuff. - You just come murder
everybody. - He did but he still need to stop it, up here dressed like a Bop it. Pull it, pull it, bop it. - Hold up, hold up. You up here doing all that. Boom, pow, pew. Nick, who does that? I thought there was a Jamaican theme. You up here built like a rug rat. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Well DC, we know you get girls but
they only the slutty kind. That's why I never hit
you with the Dutty Wine. You know Justina V, I am no liar. You out here burning (bleep)
so they screaming Mo fire. - O
h. (bell dings) - Mo fire. - Mo fire? - Mo fire. - Okay. Alright. Please don't do this. Uh-uh don't hurt me. The red on your pants
that stands for herpes. Here we go. You don't wanna do this, uh-uh stop. The black on your pants
mean yo ******* got bumps. Here we go. (audience laughs) Uh-oh. (bell dings) You better stop. She I already got on yellow.
You know what that means. Everybody can come in. Hello! (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make
some sense outta this. - I gotta get out to the Black Squ
ad. (audience cheers) Make some more for the Black Squad. (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Uh, uh, clap with us y'all βͺ βͺ Yo, they say you the fool guy βͺ βͺ Well I don't want to be rude John βͺ βͺ But I'm kind of in the mood dog βͺ βͺ But this the only gourmet
meal I'm trying to chew on βͺ (buzzer sounds) Oh ****. - You have a new album, right? - Yeah. - Calling all models. - I do. βͺ Calling all models,
you are such a romance βͺ βͺ So when you call that real
models, none of us answer βͺ (bell d
ings) - Oh that was great. - Facts. - That was great. - Get yo *** back over here. - Hey, I got one for Justina. Alright Justina, come up. Look. βͺ Justina please you can never be me βͺ βͺ You ugly in person, thank God for IG βͺ βͺ Your man keep calling βͺ βͺ I ignore his calls βͺ βͺ cause I can never date a (bleep) βͺ βͺ who like ******* with (bleep) βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Woo. - Female testicles. - Okay. βͺ I look like a man,
okay you're an actress βͺ βͺ Every time you meet a
guy he feels
catfished βͺ βͺ I love to put a ***** in her place βͺ βͺ Yeah, I got a (bleep) go and
ask your mom how it (bleep) βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yo can I get Cortez? Yo. Alright, Cortez come here buddy. DJ D-Wrek keep the beat exactly the same. (audience laughs) βͺ Ah, ah, ah, ah, yo βͺ βͺ Yo my bars are cold βͺ βͺ You better seek shelter βͺ βͺ How am I battling one of
Santa's little helpers βͺ (bell dings) - Okay. Okay. Check it, check it, check it. βͺ Santa's lit
tle helper.
That's a no no, no βͺ βͺ If I'm a Elk then you wanna
Santa's ho, ho, (bleep) βͺ (bell dings) (audience cheers) - Your hands so small
I bet with you sneeze (bleep) yo glasses come off your face. (audience laughs) (bell dings) I can't see. Little head ***. - Nais, Nais, come here real quick. Listen Nais, you are beautiful
but baby girl you too tall. I gotta let you know that you
built just like Snoop Dogg. I gotta let you. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold on. Hold, hold on. Time out.
- Todd, got his swag back. Todd, got his swag back. - Hold on. Somebody said somebody's
built like Snoop Dogg. Clips, you so fat, I bet
you prayed to the food god. (bell dings) And Time Out. And like I said with you, when you pick your hair, I
know you lose massive teeth. You got a song called a "Dab of Ranch." Well, that Afro need a dab of grease. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (air horn sounds) (audience cheers) - There's a lot of craziness going on. Who won the game D-Wrek? - I'm gonna give
it to the Black Squad. Make some noise for the black squad y'all. (audience cheers) (Hip Hop music plays) - Clap your hands y'all, clap your hands. Where my team captain over
here. Y'all clap your hands. Yo, yo. βͺ Put your hands in the air βͺ βͺ A chick like you will make
me stop being a player βͺ βͺ I'm the Chick Slayer βͺ βͺ I get a tattoo of your
name right here, say Seraya βͺ βͺ Right next to the
one that says Zendaya βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh!") (bell dings) I just got, I got all, I got all the fine
chicks
names tattooed on my body is what I'm saying. - Hey, hey, cut the beat real quick. - [Nick] Oh! She being
Conceited. She taller than him. She might as well take his job. - Hey Nick, let me ask you a question. Nick, you really out here wildin'. What? You the boss of this show
but how you get fired from America's Got Talent? (audience exclaims "Oh!") (bell dings) - See I see what you trying to do, you trying to spit a little bit. But look baby, I ain't
get fired. A (bleep) quit. (audience
applauds) (bell dings) Bring the beat back. (Hip Hop music plays) - Listen Royce. βͺ Say your rhymes are really bad man βͺ βͺ You up here dressed like
a file room trash man βͺ βͺ Yeah and the rhymes have just begun βͺ βͺ Baby, don't he look like βͺ βͺ He can be one of Lucius Lyon's sons βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Chico. βͺ That was tight. You
coming off the head βͺ βͺ But how the hell he fat
but got regular people legs βͺ βͺ regular people legs βͺ (bell dings) βͺ What he got? He got
regular people legs
βͺ βͺ Regular people legs βͺ - They like them though.
They ladies love them. They kiss my legs. - Nick βͺ I respect the message βͺ βͺ I know you got 'em learning βͺ βͺ And you look like Kaepernick βͺ βͺ Just the Walmart version βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh!") (bell dings) - Can I get Con please? - Yes. - Yo. Yo. βͺ Con-Ceited is the same
height as a dog's nipple βͺ βͺ Too tiny to buy a gun,
gave you a water pistol βͺ (bell dings) βͺ I'm short too, don't mean
to steal your thunder βͺ βͺ When I murder you βͺ βͺ they're
gonna bury
you three feet under βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah. - Cut the beat. (air horn sounds) - Julia, how'd you even get on this show? Don't act like we not know. When you dress like a
soldier, who are you G.I. hoe? (bell dings) And Royce come here. Don't try to act like you got a hot squad. (Bleep) not hard. How you dressed like you in
prison but you ain't got bars. (audience exclaims "Oh!") - Gimme this. Hold on. That, oh my ***. Look, I'll
tell you something Con. Li
sten. Okay, conceited. I set the bar high.
You can't contest this. This (bleep) make me look like Ludicrous from a midget hanging from his necklace. (bell dings) - Alright. I don't know what that meant
but we know that's a fact. You look like you shop at Old Navy but your teeth shop at the Gap. (audience exclaims "Oh!") (bell dings) - Make some sense outta
this, D-Wrek who won? - I gotta say the Black Team won. Make some noise for the Black Team y'all. (audience cheers) - Do it light. Lemme see.
(Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Like my man Tupac I got the juice βͺ βͺ I come through with
the coups with no roofs βͺ βͺ I spit pure facts. Oh it's so truth βͺ βͺ I'm trying to put
these balls into hoops βͺ (bell dings) - I'm next. I'm next. - All right βͺ We're about to rap βͺ βͺ There ain't really no stopping βͺ βͺ Why you look like if Big
Bird grew up in Compton βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - That was great. That was great. I got Matt man. Come
bring your white here. - Go first man. Go. Go. βͺ You like Ace
Ventura in this
"Wild N' Out" adventures βͺ βͺ How the hell you 19 and
(bleep) you got dentures βͺ He's 19. (bell dings) With his hip replaced. - We're getting personal. Okay. Alright. βͺ I'm gonna keep it real.
That's just my motto βͺ βͺ Why you look like a
five foot seven avocado βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Oh, so that's funny, huh? Eczema is funny? Eczema is funny? - Eczema's hilarious. It's dry humor. (audience laughs) - Dry humor. - Listen, your raps, they suck. If your parents can talk
th
ey'd be like this (bleep) big as (bleep). (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Get up, get up. - He ain't got no kneecap. - Get up, get up. Look. βͺ I don't give a **** about DC Young Fly βͺ βͺ He think he can beat
me DC is just high βͺ βͺ I hit you with a left
hook tattoo DC eye βͺ βͺ And in this wild style
it's where DC just died βͺ (bell dings) - Okay. Alright. βͺ He only want me dead but
he don't want to beat me βͺ βͺ He want me dead cuz he
really want to eat me βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Ok. Ok. O
k. - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (air horn sounds) - Dough boy, you look like the
result of a workout program. And that's a fact. Forget
the before picture. You look like after and after that. (bell dings) A late Thanksgiving dinner
for you that's a snack. You be at the buffet table
like Drake get "Charged Up" and eat everything "Back to Back." (audience exclaims "Oh!") Come here. Come here. (bell dings) - Okay, move up. I got
Michael Blackson. Move. Listen, I'm West Indian. So I don't care what yo
u
doing cuz I'm Haitian and I hit you with that voodoo. (bell dings) - Hold on mothersucker. I'm
African, we created voodoo. ****. Tomorrow, you're gonna be skinny. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - I don't know what
the hell just happened. DJ D-Wrek who won? - I gotta set a Gold Squad won that one. So make some noise. (audience cheers) (record scratches) (Hip Hop music plays) - Woo. I don't want to talk about
China. She's so nice. - Talk about her Nick. βͺ China. China. Ask Kim about me βͺ βͺ My ri
de to biz βͺ βͺ I had you all in your feeling
like you had Rob in his βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) βͺ And your last baby daddy
he was (bleep) with a minor βͺ βͺ So I ain't gonna say
nothing bad about you βͺ βͺ 'Cause I just wanna
spend one night in China βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - I just, I just wanna say this βͺ Her first baby daddy's
**** used to get repo'ed βͺ βͺ And her second baby daddy outta shape βͺ βͺ And I know I got a
chance with that *** βͺ βͺ 'Cause girl your standards
all over
the (bleep) place βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hey DC. - What? βͺ Coming at me wrong DC
I'm bound to catch a case βͺ βͺ You can never hit Black China βͺ βͺ With that dick logo on your face βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Oh, that was funny. Huh? βͺ You got pubes on your chin,
pube hair on your chin βͺ βͺ Come on. βͺ - Alright, I want you and your friend, the one with the towel and (bleep). Come here. βͺ You work for a hair company βͺ βͺ Go ahead get your bread βͺ βͺ They sent you 20 bundles βͺ
βͺ You put all that (bleep) in your head βͺ βͺ Poor Christian βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Poor Christian, it's a
shame you gotta be so green βͺ βͺ But every cute girl needs
an ugly friend on the team βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - I don't wanna come for you
with man self, looking self. I need Emmanuel. Bring it over here. Come here. Yes. Come here. Yeah. Ready. βͺ We all know your name is Emmanuel βͺ βͺ You'll let me hit it once a year βͺ βͺ I call it annual βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh!") (bell dings) - Wait a minu
te. Wait a minute. No. Yeah, yo. - Yes, that's what I'm
talkin' 'bout. Yeah! - Hold up man. βͺ What dude just said
ain't sitting too well βͺ βͺ I can't be on his team βͺ βͺ He (bleep) Emmanuel βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hey. βͺ Hey this right here is a family show βͺ βͺ How Los gonna walk up here
acting like he ain't know βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - You look like a Xbox controller. Bring your *** up here Big Mac. Cool. That's that Pac burning my nose. βͺ Listen yo *** is too big βͺ βͺ You ne
ed to quit βͺ βͺ Quit βͺ βͺ I bet when you get in your bed βͺ βͺ You gotta do it just like this βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Okay. βͺ I said DC that was cool βͺ βͺ But you don't wanna battle me βͺ βͺ Especially cause you
built like that tree βͺ βͺ On Guardians of the Galaxy βͺ βͺ Groot *** looking (bleep) βͺ βͺ I said Groot *** looking (bleep) βͺ βͺ I said Groot *** looking (bleep) βͺ - [DC] I got something for you. βͺ I said Groot *** looking (bleep) βͺ βͺ Keep dancing, groove βͺ βͺ Look at your ******* move βͺ (a
udience laughs) βͺ Keep dancing, keep grooving βͺ βͺ What (bleep) you wanna smoothie βͺ βͺ I said okay I regret βͺ βͺ sometimes I got this weight βͺ βͺ But see you βͺ βͺ Your regret is in the
middle of your face βͺ βͺ No, chill That right there ain't it βͺ βͺ It soon as I got this tattoo βͺ βͺ Mother (bleep) I got rich βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ Hey, hey hey, hey βͺ (audience cheers) (air horn sounds) - Okay let's it. βͺ Wild style βͺ Here we go βͺ Nick, ain't no one wanna
hear your whack flow βͺ βͺ How's it feel that whit
e girl βͺ βͺ Raised the ratings for your black show βͺ (audience laughs) - Raise rating for your black show βͺ Raise rating for your black show βͺ - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. Okay Maddy. The things you said, some of them might have been
true but it was this white girl that raised the ratings
honey pie. It wasn't you. (bell dings) Now Old School, - That's cap. - I'm addressing you. I don't mess with Jesse Woo. And Maddy, the only time
my *** ever looked fat is when I'm standing next to you. (audience l
aughs) (bell dings) - Lemme say something. Justina, you're wearing
a net and it looks bad and I just know that
you caught some crabs. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Wild style βͺ - Lemme start with belly. βͺ Wild style βͺ Okay. Yeah. Okay. βͺ Hey yo Belly. Don't make a mistake βͺ βͺ The only rapper we like
from Canada is Drake βͺ βͺ And Jess, why you gassed βͺ βͺ You Kappa name Belly βͺ βͺ And you use your belly to get a *** βͺ βͺ Swag, you ain't fly in an opulent way βͺ βͺ When your par
ents named you swag βͺ βͺ It was the opposite day βͺ βͺ And DC you smoking on Jersey Rock βͺ βͺ That DC stands for dirty (bleep) βͺ βͺ Justina, we in your city βͺ βͺ And you rough just like your ***** βͺ βͺ You the only girl that gave me kitty βͺ βͺ But listen, when you hire white girls βͺ βͺ Make sure that they are pretty βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - He did with me. - You good. You good, Maddy. βͺ You said you not pretty βͺ βͺ Well I'm a dash βͺ βͺ if I'm not pretty βͺ βͺ DC Why did you smash βͺ βͺ I liked it. Yo
u on your white (bleep) βͺ βͺ You went down called
me a bike and ride it βͺ βͺ You liked you on white (bleep) βͺ βͺ You went down like a
dirt bike and ride it βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Ain't gonna lie βͺ βͺ I'm smelling what you're selling βͺ βͺ But we on national TV girl βͺ βͺ Yes we (bleep) but why are you telling βͺ (bell dings) - Well I thought they should know. (record scratches) - Come here Sisqo. Eh,
bring your *** here. Now standing in front of me, your *** is about to go to heaven. Your up here with them Yas
ss ***** 11s. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Bring in on back. You know, that joke is so corny I should have got up here faster. You look like a slave
and I own my own masters. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Ooh. - Listen you own your own masters. (Bleep) That is a liar. That chain so old don't, (bleep) your dragon don't
even have no more fire. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - DJ D-Wrek. - Come here man. I need a clap. Come on. βͺ Eman, I can't stand you βͺ βͺ Your face reminds me
of the
Georgia Bulldog βͺ βͺ If his face is strong,
it's just dog in you βͺ βͺ If you bark at me, I'll
bark right back at you βͺ (Royce barks) (bell dings) - Tell the truth. βͺ Hey Royce, here's a message from me βͺ βͺ You look just like the
count from Sesame Street βͺ (Royce mimics the Count) βͺ One, two, three βͺ βͺ Four, five, six βͺ βͺ Emmanuel you sound like this βͺ (Royce barks) (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Look. Okay. βͺ Little hotties in the street βͺ βͺ Why Stan Lucci, Nick, you
a ***** why fan ******* βͺ -
Plain and simple. I get you. I get you. - Hey yo, Bobby. Look, look, look. βͺ Hey yo Bobby, you gotta be bothered βͺ βͺ With the face of a father βͺ βͺ And the body of a toddler βͺ βͺ You probably lose your mama βͺ βͺ Cause you in little chump βͺ βͺ This what your baby look like βͺ βͺ When you just get a little pum βͺ - Oh, alright. Alright, alright. βͺ You got me good with
the body of a toddler βͺ βͺ But let's be real βͺ βͺ You the one that got
the face of a father βͺ - My makeup's not good. Okay. - Not at all ba
by. You look like It. βͺ That was cute βͺ βͺ But yours are never too tight βͺ βͺ Careers like your body βͺ βͺ It'll never reached new heights βͺ βͺ I bet not a single
person here follows you βͺ βͺ Pre (bleep) baby, your
mom shoulda swallowed you βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Alright. Clips front the center. Look. βͺ Clips, I'm tired of
you talking (bleep) βͺ βͺ I know you were pretender βͺ βͺ Your girl left you βͺ βͺ 'Cause you always taking
other girls to dinner βͺ βͺ Now here's my question βͺ βͺ Why you always
going out
to eat when you creep βͺ βͺ It's like you put the
word eat and cheat βͺ βͺ You also put the word eat and treats βͺ βͺ You just stop eating meat,
eat some beets and wheat βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - I see what you was
doing. That was crazy. That was crazy. - Hey. Hey. βͺ Charlie Clips, I know
you about to go insane βͺ βͺ The red rag, yeah, he
represent the playground gang βͺ - Nope. Uh-uh. Nope. (bell dings) See and you supposed to be my
boy. That's her. That hurt. - I am your boy. Your f
ather. βͺ He supposed to be my boy βͺ βͺ You really two-faced βͺ βͺ Why you up here built
like a rolling suitcase βͺ (audience laughs) - Okay. (bell dings) βͺ You said a rolling suitcase βͺ βͺ but boy you need to stay it on βͺ βͺ If I'm built like a rolling suitcase βͺ βͺ You built like a carry on βͺ (audience cheers) - You just mad your can't
fit in the overhead. (bell dings) (air horn sounds) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ I thought I told you
that we won't stop βͺ βͺ I thought I told you
that we won't stop βͺ βͺ Uh-U
h, Uh-uh βͺ βͺ Freestyle, I don't know who want this βͺ βͺ Coming up Chico, you
don't want to test kid βͺ βͺ But I'ma get it like
this on the next stick βͺ βͺ I don't know if y'all
tattoo artists or convicts βͺ (bell dings) - Okay. Alright. Hey Nick. βͺ Hey Nick, my vest is bulletproof βͺ βͺ It's tough and manly looking βͺ βͺ But your vest look βͺ βͺ Like it's made out of
little seat cushion βͺ - You really feel that way? (bell dings) - [Chico] I mean. - Alright. All right. βͺ Alright, yo Chico dog βͺ βͺ You need t
o look a little closer βͺ βͺ This one's for bullets βͺ βͺ That's for super soakers βͺ βͺ Your jokes on the closer βͺ βͺ You want to get with it βͺ βͺ I can take this back
to Fashion Nova quickly βͺ βͺ I'm gonna tell you this βͺ βͺ I'm gonna tell you off the top βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon is the one βͺ βͺ And you know I got that guap βͺ βͺ I could buy yo (bleep) βͺ βͺ I could buy his (bleep) βͺ βͺ I could buy they shop
and buy yo (bleep) βͺ (audience cheers) - Ok. Alright. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. βͺ He been practicing. He be
en practicing βͺ βͺ He been practicing. He been practicing βͺ βͺ He been practicing. He been practicing βͺ - Ay yo DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo. - Cut the beat. (air horn sounds) Hey Big Mac. I know you're really mad that
they had to put shorty on you. I know they say the camera adds 10 pounds, but (bleep) you got about 40 on you. (audience laughs) - Hold up, hold up. Conceited, you need to
really stay in your place 'cause with that body you really look like Young MA in the face. (bell dings) - That w
asn't a great flip. Hamburgers, that's what he kissed. ' You're so big, he has a size 34 wrist. (bell dings) And it's bizarre, you're
wearing a chain with keys but never owned a car. And your teeth are too green. Who's seeing, this chain so fake looks like your mommy
bedazzled a shoe string. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Alright, alright. Give it up for the white man. That bar was a killer. But I'm not gonna take no disrespect from a hillbilly that be
(bleep) his own sister. (audience exclaim
s "Oh!") (bell dings) - When I'm rapping I can come back kid and I never F my sister. She's not even attractive. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold on. You talking about you
don't (bleep) your sister. Man, yes you do. Up here looking like
Shaggy from Scooby Doo. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Refrain. He's lame. You look like Steve Harvey's key chain. You're so small, your rap
name should be 0.03 chains. (audience laughs) (bell dings) Mayday, mayday, melee. You look like Ray J if he
dropped
outta eighth grade. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. (bell dings) (air horn sounds) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Now listen Travis βͺ βͺ Look now I don't wanna style with you βͺ βͺ Look and I don't wanna
get wild with you βͺ βͺ I'm too ready, my bars heavy βͺ βͺ You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Yo. βͺ I hate to do it because
I love Young Fly βͺ βͺ But why the (bleep) did MTV
let you remake "How High" βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Cause li
sten, close βͺ βͺ You little ***** βͺ βͺ This is "Wild N' Out."
This a black show βͺ βͺ (Bleep) this is not
Jersey Shore. Okay. βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ I must say my trip to
the A has been exquisite βͺ βͺ I got to meet the Geico
caveman and the lizard βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - And he walked away on
him. Walked away on him. - Lemme tell you, lemme lemme tell you why
they called me a wizard. βͺ Don't push me cuz I zip, zwop,
zwop on your mama's (bleep) βͺ (audience laughs) (Dancehall Reg
gae music plays) βͺ Me not know what you say βͺ βͺ Me not know what you say βͺ βͺ Me not, not, not,
not, know what you say βͺ βͺ Me say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon nipples do show βͺ βͺ I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ Conceited him no more grow βͺ βͺ I say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ DC, him look real slow βͺ (bell dings) βͺ I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ βͺ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh βͺ - Okay βͺ Come here, Don't do that βͺ βͺ You lied and y'all knew that βͺ βͺ Listen, fe, fe fe βͺ βͺ This not your hair βͺ βͺ Ah, you thought you
get me βͺ βͺ But did not go down βͺ βͺ The girl teach me how to
glue the lace front down βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up Eman. You up here doing all that boom, pow, pew. Nick, who does that? I thought there was a Jamaican theme. You up here built like a rug rat. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Well, DC. We know you get girls, but
they only the slutty kind. That's why I never hit
you with the Dutty Wine. You know Justina V I am no liar. You out here burning (bleep)
so they screa
ming mo fire. - Oh. (bell dings) - Mo fire. - Mo fire? - Mo fire. - Okay. Alright. Please don't do this. Uh-uh don't hurt me. The red on your pants
that stands for herpes. Here we go. You don't wanna do this, uh-uh stop. The black on your pants
mean yo ******* got bumps. Here we go. (audience laughs) Uh-oh. (bell dings) You better stop. She I already got on yellow.
You know what that means. Everybody can come in. Hello! (audience laughs) (bell dings) (air horn sounds) - Lemme get Clips. Yeah. -
Help her out. Help her out. - Her rhythm is - (Hip Hop music plays) - Okay right, here we go. βͺ Clips, you're walking
round like you're the best βͺ βͺ Looking like DJ Khaled
without the success βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh!") Okay. Hold on, ready. (bell dings) βͺ Khaled claims he doesn't
go down on ladies βͺ βͺ But I bet you eat me if
I was covered in gravy βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) 'Cause he's fat. - Hold on, hold on. βͺ White Girl, you better look out βͺ βͺ And tell your mother βͺ βͺ to stop calling
the
cops on our cookouts βͺ - Oh. (bell dings) βͺ And understand that the hate is valid βͺ βͺ And why the hell do your people βͺ βͺ Put little raisins in potato salad βͺ (bell dings) - Okay. Alright, lemme
give one more for Clips. One more for Clips. - Get him. βͺ If you walk 10 steps I don't
think you could go further βͺ βͺ Martin Luther King
Jr. Bacon cheeseburger βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - She had a dream. She had a dream. - Come here Carter. (Hip Hop music plays) Come here Carter. I want y'all
to look at this.
Look at this face. Alright. βͺ Now Carter, just chill βͺ βͺ Your girl know I'm a rider man βͺ βͺ But don't eat little
like the Green Goblin βͺ βͺ from the movie Spider-man βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) No (bleep) I'm not bum.
I don't (bleep) with you. - Yo. βͺ I take your girl's bubble βͺ βͺ You know the struggle βͺ βͺ You're wearing the same
shirt as my unemployed uncle βͺ (bell dings) βͺ And you know that it came for you βͺ βͺ Your chain's so fake that
it probably came with glue βͺ (bell d
ings) βͺ Come here Hitman, I came for you βͺ βͺ And I'm so aiming too βͺ βͺ Oh your teeth, they're confusing βͺ βͺ I don't like what you're using βͺ βͺ Your teeth are so white βͺ βͺ that they probably went
to my family reunion βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) βͺ Hey, come at me, don't bother βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Nick βͺ βͺ what the hell did you
find Eminem grandfather βͺ βͺ Hey yo chill with the back on βͺ βͺ Hey yo Chico, you look
like a M&M with a hat on βͺ βͺ What you trying to say girl βͺ - Yo lemme talk to Hitman
. - [Hitman Holla] You wanna go? - Hitman, Hitman. Oh my gosh. βͺ Your mustache looks
like a line of ants βͺ βͺ But I bet it's bigger than
the line in your pants βͺ (bell dings) - Hey, okay. Okay. βͺ Oh yo, your smile is whack βͺ βͺ Your teeth are so fake and white βͺ βͺ They make me look black βͺ (bell dings) - What is going on? These white people are whooping our ***. What kinda reverse Jordan
Peele (bleep) is going on? βͺ You said my teeth so white
it make you look black βͺ βͺ Well your so flat, it
make J
ustina's look fat βͺ - Thank you. (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Next time you doing this,
make sure you make do βͺ βͺ Don't (bleep) come at me
with them (bleep) fake shoes βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Real. - I thought so too. Big Mac, come here Big Mac. βͺ Now listen, big Mac βͺ βͺ He βͺ βͺ You'll never have a six pack, He βͺ βͺ One, two, three, four βͺ βͺ You got belly rolls βͺ (crowd laughs) (bell dings) - Okay. βͺ I said DC you know I like the action βͺ βͺ And you look like an
undercooked Micha
el Blackson βͺ (bell dings) - I look like a cook. What? - Undercooked Michael Blackson. βͺ Guess what you want some nachos please βͺ βͺ Mixed with some broccoli βͺ βͺ You want a pot of greens βͺ βͺ Hey βͺ - Hold up. βͺ I said I'm going to come through βͺ βͺ You know I damage ya βͺ βͺ Who the hell dressed you βͺ - Okay. βͺ Like a strip club manager βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at ugly *** boy? (bell dings) - Con. βͺ Hey yo Con, you know you ain't funny βͺ
βͺ In a one size fits all
children's store onesie βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hey yo. DJ D-Wrek cut the beat. (air horn sounds) (crowd applauds) Justina, come here Justina. Can't believe you said something about me. So now I'm gonna slay you.
That box killed so many people, if it was a wrestler
it'll be the undertaker. (bell dings) - Kill him. - And you Big Mac. This is the WWE show. I bet you got some chocolate pudding. But you so fat, you actually
ate what the Rock was cooking. (audienc
e laughs) (bell dings) Mimi, all this plastic surgery. Why would you step in the field? 'Cause your *** is so fake
it makes wrestling look real. (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) Pretty V with all his fake hair. Why would you think that'd be awesome? I mean if you was a wrestler you'll be Stone Cold Weave Austin. (audience laughs) (bell dings) And New Day, hey yo New Day. I'm glad y'all to bring your chick here 'cause last time we told him sit there, she came to the crew. She made us go whoo
like Rick Flair. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] That's why he conceited. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Whatever you got to say βͺ βͺ You can take that back βͺ βͺ 'Cause you got brand new teeth βͺ βͺ Rocking last year plaque βͺ (audience laughs) βͺ Yeah, now talk about how your girl βͺ βͺ Gonna let me smash βͺ βͺ Let's talk about that
song with T Grizzly βͺ βͺ And how it is trash βͺ βͺ Let's talk about how you
can go on a mission alone βͺ βͺ Let's talk about how
you got three phones βͺ βͺ Ain't none
of them on βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Let's talk about how Maddy
got kicked outta village βͺ βͺ Let's talk about if she was a rapper βͺ βͺ She'd be Lil' Uzi Privilege βͺ βͺ Let's talk about Nick Cannon βͺ βͺ And he done got me started βͺ βͺ And how the music βͺ βͺ You thinking about putting
out, it's (bleep) garbage βͺ (bell dings repeatedly) - [Nick] You talked about everything. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Why throwing shade βͺ βͺ Well if you were on Jersey Shore βͺ βͺ You'd be what they call a grenade βͺ βͺ
And Swag, you know I'm not capping βͺ βͺ Your mouth hot βͺ βͺ You got the same breath as a dragon βͺ βͺ DDG hella fly βͺ βͺ But DDG for you Hitman βͺ βͺ Just mean dirty (bleep) guy βͺ (crowd exclaims "Oh") - I got Yo DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (air horn sounds) - Hey yo Bobby, watch your
temper when it come to me. I'm trying to see where that anger went. Man if I put my hands on you, MTV gonna charge me
with child endangerment. (crowd exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) My mans be dumping. We already
know your mans
be running. If I punch you, you going
lay still on the floor and everybody just
gonna think Andy coming. (bell dings) Nick Cannon you done ****** me off. I should hang you by
your neck on the ceiling since you dressed like a disco ball. Karlous, I ain't gonna
say nothing about you. Shula, why the (bleep) your eyes so Justina, what that mouth do? (bell dings) - Hold on. Hold on. Hitman, I really thought I
was your man though. Geez. How the hell you talking with
a mouth full of piano keys. (bell d
ings) And you, you would not pop off at all. How you dressed like a construction worker but no girl will let you
knock down her walls. - Hold on. Come on. Come hold on. - And you look like a homeless Krazy Bone. You know it's a dub. You ain't harming me. If you was in that group it would be called Bone
Scrubs and Harmony. (bell dings) - I got a question Con. How you up here trying
to critique (bleep)? And you a petite (bleep). (crowd exclaims "Ooh") Small hands and feet (bleep), car seat when yo
u eat (bleep). (bell dings) - (Bleep) that you wanna
be a local rapper so bad but you up to nothing. Your girl treat my
(bleep) like your career cause it's up and coming. (audience laughs) So you need to stop with
all that chit-chatting. Even your brother Nick laughing. He said even on Christmas you
wouldn't have a gift rapping. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Listen Kandie, I know you
hate it I'm on the scene βͺ βͺ I put candy in a bag
like it's Halloween βͺ βͺ
And here's something
that you should know βͺ βͺ You the ugliest man
and woman on the show βͺ (crowd exclaims "Oh!") βͺ And matter of fact y'all
will get slaughtered dead βͺ βͺ But Clips and Matt
together that's a waterbed βͺ βͺ And Jayden, I know you must hate it βͺ βͺ What man legs you sit between
to get your hair braided βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Smooth like butter
so sweet, I'm edible βͺ βͺ I spit fire, you should
call me incredible βͺ βͺ Bobby look like a burnt q-ti
p βͺ βͺ That (bleep) is whack and we
know he's got no real drip βͺ βͺ Ancient power, call me Archimedes βͺ βͺ Clips his one slice away
from getting in diabetes βͺ βͺ From the front to
the back to the floor βͺ βͺ Your wig is dry, you
should moisturize more βͺ (bell dings) βͺ To the back to the floor βͺ βͺ Your wig is dry, you
should moisturize more βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Team evolution, I'm the man of my team βͺ βͺ Come through as the boss,
I Nick Cannon my team βͺ βͺ I take his head off,
throw it like a frisbee βͺ βͺ T
hen I catch it, bring it
back cuz you (bleep) with me βͺ βͺ I get the hitman, and then I use Bobby βͺ βͺ As mother (bleep) kick
stand with the hits man βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Hits man, hit man,
you talkin (bleep) man βͺ βͺ What you going do when
we hit you with that man βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) βͺ Hold on, wait up βͺ βͺ Girl, I seen you win you first wake up βͺ βͺ So you better be glad they got makeup βͺ βͺ cause without it you look βͺ βͺ like Eman and Brandon Jacobs, Huh βͺ βͺ Nice body, I ain't gonna
lie βͺ βͺ Hi I'm Bobby βͺ βͺ But your face you're
looking like Godfrey βͺ (audience laughs) - Hey Big Mac. Uh-huh. Ladies, I got us. βͺ Yo look what I lack in the back βͺ βͺ Yo I pack in the cat βͺ βͺ If I'm packing a (bleep)
I'ma run up a mack βͺ βͺ put it straight through his back βͺ βͺ All my (bleep) in black βͺ βͺ Ski masks and hoodie on,
grab him right by the sack βͺ βͺ What you gonna do then?
Go and phone a friend βͺ βͺ You'll probably be in my
DMs trying to bone again βͺ βͺ Cortez, ET, you better
phone home ag
ain βͺ βͺ Y'all acting like kids βͺ βͺ So y'all all Nickelodeon βͺ βͺ You just illiterate βͺ βͺ Idiots lying about how big you get βͺ βͺ Always (bleep) for the internet βͺ βͺ Put you out like your cigarettes βͺ βͺ And Deray, I know
you're not strong enough βͺ βͺ I seen your (bleep) last
night, you belong with us βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings repeatedly) - Okay. No, no, no, no, no. βͺ Every time I come off
the top with a table βͺ βͺ This dude's Old Testament βͺ βͺ But Kane is not able βͺ βͺ Off the top every time tha
t a rock it βͺ βͺ Your hair is really
red, your face is ugly βͺ βͺ That's the topic βͺ βͺ Hitman say you rolling with the pump βͺ βͺ Your teeth are so white they
probably voted for Trump βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah. - Cut the beat. (audience cheers) (air horn sounds) - Nah, hold up. I dunno
why you think you fresh? You probably think you look
clean but like Nick said, you look like a reject for
the Wakanda football team. (crowd laughs) (bell dings) - Lord white woman, you
're
not welcome in Wakanda. And that's to be so real. But we will call you barbecue cause we all put the meat on your grill. (bell dings) And Nick you were saying something. Do you ever get sleep? Why
don't you tell the public? You got so much bags on your eyes, when you travel they charge
you for extra luggage. (audience laughs) (bell dings) I mean hold on, take a nap
sometime, look you popping. The last time you saw bags that big Mariah took you shopping. (bell dings) Hey yo JaVale McGee. Hold
on JaVale. Yo listen the Warriors did you dirty. They got rid of you in a hurry. Your NBA career must be Jamaican 'cause you can't do
anything without Curry. (bell dings) I mean why is the Red Squad hating. Wild style, I'm top slaying. (Bleep) in this battle
I'm like JaVale in the NBA 'cause I'm not playing. (crowd exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) (air horn sounds) - DJ D-Wrek cut the beat. (air horn sounds) Michael Blackson, you so dark it look like somebody
threw some fire at you. Your hair so nap
py, I know when you comb it it
sound like firecrackers. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Shut up. Everybody shut up. (audience laughs) Look at this short (bleep). You are shorter than my scene
in the movie "Next Friday." (bell dings) Come here mothersucker. - I'm on your ***. - You look like a thug and a nerd. (audience chuckles) You gonna rob me or
email me mother (bleep). (bell dings) Look how this (bleep). He looked like Future's past. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - That was a good one. Tha
t's why you one of
my favorite comedians. You're so much of my favorite comedian. I got you on my screensaver. (audience chuckles) (bell dings) - Hey yo Don come here. I'm saying me and my team just agreed, we did a little hood panel. And we bet you don't
even watch "Wild N' Out" because it don't come on the Food Channel. (bell dings) You need to take off them shoes 'cause you really look drove in it. I bet if a doctor did an
x-ray on your stomach, they'll probably find a stove in it. (bell ding
s) - Hold on. Hold on Holla. Hold on Holla. He was fat and that was kind of heavy. Hold up. Ding, I think the cookies ready. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Big Mac, you should
have been a triplet βͺ βͺ And Cortez looked like
a big New Jersey triplet βͺ βͺ Me I got a song on BET βͺ βͺ With that alien head you could be ET βͺ βͺ And Big Mac get in line βͺ βͺ How I'm supposed to rap against a guy βͺ βͺ With bigger ******* than mine βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) βͺ What he got, he got the
big
breasts, the big breasts βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ I be beefing with the opposition βͺ βͺ The way the mac of
flip clips in the air βͺ βͺ She gonna have some competition βͺ βͺ Yo make sure my man's straight βͺ βͺ Big Mac coulda been a gymnast βͺ βͺ But all he flip his pancakes βͺ βͺ Put a bandaid on it βͺ βͺ Only thing Maddy flip βͺ βͺ Is the bread to put mayonnaise on it βͺ (indistinct) βͺ Bobby do a flip, he's so short βͺ βͺ He going die when he land βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Yo DC made fun of my outfit βͺ βͺ
He said it goes switch,
switch, switch and it tricks βͺ βͺ But I can tell you βͺ βͺ I can go switch switch,
switch in your (bleep) βͺ βͺ And I done get it going βͺ βͺ Get it cracking a lot
and matter of fact βͺ βͺ We does this, we packing a lot βͺ βͺ 'Cause this team winning
this something we does that βͺ βͺ Your whole squad look like
mother (bleep) rug rats βͺ βͺ And I'ma put it out
here, where the thugs at βͺ βͺ This (bleep) right
here look like the dude βͺ βͺ Like hey girl, where my hug at βͺ (audience cheers) (b
ell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ - Let me get Justina, here we go βͺ Justina, let's have a heart to heart βͺ βͺ You got the voice of Marge
Simpson in the body of Bart βͺ βͺ We in Atlanta and I
immediately thought of you βͺ βͺ That outfit, **** that's
an affordable prostitute βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, yo, look βͺ βͺ She calling me a prostitute
like she thought it's funny βͺ βͺ Well last night I took
all your man's money βͺ βͺ Matter of fact when will you learn βͺ βͺ You the same size as
one of Big Mac's sperm βͺ βͺ And Andrew you never be better than me βͺ βͺ You learn your A, B,
Cs just to get to the D βͺ βͺ And now I'm gonna
have to go and end her βͺ βͺ She a fake *** Saweetie βͺ βͺ We should call her Splenda βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Yo, okay, yo, yo βͺ βͺ Con hit a couple of
times and it was so-so βͺ βͺ Hitman ain't make me
holler, so it's a no-go βͺ βͺ Clips too fat to entertain βͺ βͺ and Eman was shaky tell it
to him stray in your lane βͺ βͺ Chico head too big,
Karlous too aggressive
βͺ βͺ I seen DC's (bleep),
it was not impressive βͺ βͺ JJ **** burn, he need a urologist βͺ βͺ Nick (bleep) seen more
(bleep) than gynecologists βͺ βͺ Now I'm really serious,
this will make you delirious βͺ βͺ You'll never be better
than us and that's a period βͺ βͺ The truth is y'all
cannot (bleep) with Just βͺ βͺ And Santwon stop playing
cause you're one of us βͺ We love you. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. βͺ Wild Style. βͺ βͺ Holler, how you feel
about Fats the Barber βͺ βͺ I'm in a
bad mood so I
might smack the barber βͺ βͺ Nah, nah that's too easy,
you gotta cut the barber βͺ βͺ DC nappy-headed *** need
to attack the barber βͺ βͺ Pretty V sex tape out,
don't even play it βͺ βͺ Santwon hold the mic like a βͺ βͺ Uh, don't even say it βͺ βͺ How old you think Bobby is βͺ βͺ About four or five with him βͺ βͺ Boy I got a four and I'm gonna
leave four or five in him βͺ βͺ Hold on Hitman. He only
four but got five with him βͺ βͺ If he got five with,
him swimming pool, βͺ βͺ they all die with him βͺ βͺ W
hat you think about his
man, he got nine pies in him βͺ βͺ He got nine pies, twinkie
McDonald fries with him βͺ βͺ Hold on, wait, hold on, βͺ βͺ hold on, hold on, hold on βͺ βͺ Your flow go on, go on βͺ βͺ You look like Zohan βͺ βͺ Go on, go on, go on, I'm on proton βͺ βͺ Flow on, flow on, Yamaha, go on, go on βͺ βͺ Hold on. Wait a minute βͺ βͺ I said Yarmulke, but you white βͺ βͺ Oh you thought I said my (bleep) βͺ βͺ And then his mama play
my truck like a Veronica βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Yo, they'll never find me βͺ βͺ You
dressed like you was
in the "Thriller" video βͺ βͺ Except you was one of the zombies βͺ βͺ Hey yo PO, this a
question I'm gonna ask 'em βͺ βͺ Little Bebe kid, let me
claim you on my taxes βͺ βͺ DC You sweet, I mean trick treat βͺ βͺ Keep that glove on your hand βͺ βͺ 'Cause all you do is (bleep) your meat βͺ (crowd exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) βͺ Bet not play with me βͺ βͺ And yo Zoe, please stay away from me βͺ βͺ Chico my bars so hard you
could say they titanium βͺ βͺ The only thing bigger than
your ego is your cr
anium βͺ - Okay βͺ Karlous why you acting wild βͺ βͺ Your teeth look like you brush
'em with a Black and Mild βͺ βͺ Now you know I spit harder (bleep) βͺ βͺ You a bootleg Rihanna starter kit βͺ βͺ Zoe you'll get bodied by chick βͺ βͺ Good thing you like (bleep) βͺ βͺ You get the (bleep) end of the stick βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ I take your girl's bubble βͺ βͺ You know the struggle βͺ βͺ You're wearing the same
shirt as my unemployed uncle βͺ (bell dings) βͺ And you know that it came for you βͺ βͺ Your chain
's so fake that
it probably came with glue βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Come here Hitman, I came for you βͺ βͺ And I'm still aiming too βͺ βͺ Oh your teeth, they're confusing βͺ βͺ I don't like what you're using βͺ βͺ Your teeth are so white βͺ βͺ that they probably went
to my family reunion βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) βͺ Hey, come at me, don't bother βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Nick βͺ βͺ what the hell did you
find Eminem grandfather βͺ βͺ Hey yo chill with the back on βͺ βͺ Hey yo Chico, you look
like a M&M with a hat on βͺ βͺ
In my city I get glorified βͺ βͺ Con you a four foot five and 45 βͺ βͺ Every time I grab a
mic y'all get horrified βͺ βͺ And I keep your girl legs
open like the Jordan sign βͺ βͺ Now lemme talk to Fat Joe βͺ βͺ Say he lost weight but
he still fat though βͺ (audience laughs) βͺ Hold on. I ain't
trying to make you mad βͺ βͺ But oh gee boy you built like a airbag βͺ (audience laughs) - Lemme get Nick. Here we go. Alright, alright. βͺ You get a lot of hate for the
baby mamas and I can see it βͺ βͺ I don't like kids βͺ
βͺ That's why I hate Conceited βͺ βͺ But 300 episodes, that's no joke βͺ βͺ Tonight I'll let you gimme 300 strokes βͺ (audience cheers) Yeah! - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what's up? - Cut the beat. (air horn sounds) - [Nick] Whoo, let's go C-O-N. - Hey yo Big Mac, look at your chin. I know everything you
do you go ham with it. You so fat, you only check your email 'cause you heard it got spam in it. (audience laughs) (bell dings) And Maddy, why would you even rap my way? You so racist, you wouldn't
even
shop on Black Friday. - Alright but there's some
good deals that day so - (audience laughs) I still would. - Hold on Con. I don't know why you even
up here playing with me, big *** shoulders and no neck. - Oh that's cuz he gave it to me. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Come on over here. I gotta talk to each and every person over here on a new school. Let you know we've been rhyming
to this and we stay so true. Everything you do, you just
trying to implement what I do. But matter of fact, I'm
gonna go ahead and
pass the baton to you. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) Let's get it. βͺ I go first and I spit it, no rehearse βͺ βͺ I got this like a written whole verse βͺ βͺ Look, I'm not one for
all of the crazy drama βͺ βͺ I used to have more (bleep)
than Nick got baby mamas βͺ βͺ Oh we gonna leave it at that βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Justina, you already know what's up βͺ βͺ When it come to bars, I
get it jumping Double Dutch βͺ βͺ It's Wild Style, game
time, everyone huddle up βͺ βͺ Look
at her long back then
look at me bubble butt βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] We don't wanna look at that. - DJ D-Wrek cut the beat. - Cut the beat! (record scratches) She did Con (bleep). - [Kandie] Let her rock. - You always choking like you deep (bleep) It's called murder, She wrote You burn every (bleep)
that's been inside you We should call you D-Smoke - [Kandie] Look, look, look, look, look - Somebody is getting
old. She need fillers. Her wrinkles starting to show. This her only gig
, baby
girl's pinching pennies. I heard Nick flip Christina
more than pancakes at Denny's. (audience cheers) - Okay. (bell dings) - This is a family show.
This is a family show. - She's saying something. She thought it might be
cool but in the words of M I'd rather be 80 year old
me than 20 year old you. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ We all know that you a hot (bleep) βͺ βͺ But everybody know that I got figures βͺ βͺ And matter of fact
you don't pop triggers βͺ βͺ And matter of fact you
(bleep) is pop- ille
r βͺ βͺ 'Cause we all team, we all on the show βͺ βͺ And a (bleep) got
body 'bout a week ago βͺ βͺ But everybody know where the hat go βͺ βͺ The in the music video βͺ βͺ That's what we was still
trying to figure out βͺ βͺ Yo yo, you know my name's Schmurder βͺ βͺ You know I'm on that hot (bleep) βͺ βͺ I just did a bid, I'm
ready to pop (bleep) βͺ βͺ Short with me and she got
her ******* and she bouncing βͺ βͺ And you ain't a (bleep)
get up out my trap house βͺ βͺ I don't know I'm saying βͺ βͺ I'm just 'bout to spaz out
βͺ βͺ I don't know what I'm saying βͺ βͺ I'm just 'bout to black out βͺ βͺ I'm about to pass out βͺ βͺ Time to get the cash out βͺ βͺ I just get the racks out βͺ βͺ Stop before you pass out βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ I see success in my reach
gotta get back on my feet βͺ βͺ Repping the west, but I
got respect on the east βͺ βͺ Ready for war with the beast βͺ βͺ Ain't no surrendering,
ain't no retreat βͺ βͺ Killer, murder the beat
and get back to my skrilla βͺ βͺ Show me a mother (bleep) realer βͺ βͺ I go gorilla, come to
b
low the building in βͺ βͺ Ain't it marvelous how I market this βͺ βͺ Come back at the game
with the hardest (bleep) βͺ (crowd cheers) - Hey yo DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove
the instrumental please. Thank you. (record scratches) Let me get Justina. Listen Justina, you went on
Chico and Karlous' podcast, you keep telling them lies. You don't deserve to be on 85 South just 'cause you went south on 85 guys. You banged. (crowd exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) Hey you banged. Hey yo, you banged DC, Eman you
brought it further. There's beef in your
buns. It's not a burger. You let the little homie kill your box. That's a Bobby Schmurder. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Hold now. Wait one more thing. - Ok. Alright, alright alright. Yo Con chill, I'm gunning them. Let me get the son in them. How does it feel to know
I went down on 85 guys and you'll never be one of them. (bell dings) And Bobby, I really hate your hoodie but I still wanna know is you
gonna schmurder this (bleep). (audience cheers) (bell
dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Blame it on juice, blame it on patron βͺ βͺ Blame it on today, got me in the zone βͺ βͺ Blame it on that Marsai βͺ βͺ Blame it on that Marsai βͺ βͺ But I'm not going play βͺ βͺ Came in here to celebrate βͺ βͺ The way you elevate
Queen you super straight βͺ βͺ Matter of fact I'm
giving you your flowers βͺ βͺ For hours and hours, you
know you got the power βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ I'm glad I'm on your show
to tie up some loose ends βͺ βͺ Yeah, woul
d've been here sooner βͺ βͺ But I'm too busy producing βͺ - Oh βͺ Wild Style βͺ I'm busy too. I'm busy too. They didn't cancel all my shows. βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Now listen here, you know
I'm with the new school βͺ βͺ Once again, you know
we playing too cool βͺ βͺ Yeah, uh-huh, we hot as a sauna βͺ βͺ And look at your outfit, make
me want to go watch Moana βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Wait. βͺ DC, DC, why you come at me βͺ βͺ You supposed to be
my little brother man βͺ βͺ How you gonna flee βͺ βͺ
And then try to run
off like you was a ski βͺ βͺ Don't this (bleep) hair
look like some regular weed βͺ (audience laughs) - Oh, oh, oh, hold up, hold up βͺ You talked about my hair βͺ βͺ Hold up, you built like
a nasty fruit roll-up βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Fruit Roll-up, dog you don't want it βͺ βͺ This chain so small βͺ βͺ Ain't they supposed
to have candy on it βͺ - Hey hold on, wait a
minute cause I'm out. - Okay, okay, okay. βͺ You know what this a little trick βͺ βͺ Talking about candy this
tast
es like yo (bleep) βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") - Hold on, stand up. βͺ Yo stay down there,
(indistinct) DC please βͺ βͺ (Bleep) you know you used
to being on your knees βͺ (audience cheers) - You know what. βͺ Yo I hear what you saying βͺ βͺ Yes, I'm used to be on my knees βͺ βͺ Because (bleep) I be praying βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Yo shorty all the
championships, you can keep that βͺ βͺ Where the cash at βͺ βͺ I'm trying to show in the heat at βͺ βͺ And we gonna beat that βͺ βͺ If it is
a curse word βͺ βͺ I'm gonna give it up the top
cause you know I'm absurd βͺ βͺ Where the cash at, y'all had that βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, make some noise βͺ βͺ We brought Young Swag back βͺ (audience laughs) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ I like this, where you find this set βͺ βͺ It looked like you go like
this before you sign my checks βͺ βͺ And I push you with the heat βͺ βͺ And yeah Nick knows how to dress βͺ βͺ with them boogers on his feet βͺ - Nah, I got him. Hold on, hold on. (bell dings) You gave a bell to "Cause
I got
boogers on my feet." - Yeah, them shoes is boogers. - Alright. βͺ Yo Charlie, what's going on dog βͺ βͺ You must been starving βͺ βͺ Everybody claim that he
know he think he from Harlem βͺ βͺ But you know what beg your
pardon cause you big up top βͺ βͺ But down here is kindergarten βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ I be beefing with the opposition βͺ βͺ the way the mac of
flip clips in the air βͺ βͺ She gonna have some competition βͺ βͺ Yo make sure my man's straight βͺ βͺ Big Mac could have been
a gymnast βͺ βͺ But all he flip is pancakes βͺ βͺ Put a bandaid on it,
only thing Maddy flip βͺ βͺ is the bread to put mayonnaise on it βͺ (indistinct) βͺ Bobby do a flip, he's so short βͺ βͺ He going die when he land βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Nicholas Cannon, cool βͺ βͺ Now look, you couldn't do it βͺ βͺ So you brought your
trick, trick, trick βͺ βͺ And when you move your
whole outfit be like βͺ (mimics swishing sound) βͺ When he move, his whole
outfit go swish, swish, swish βͺ βͺ When he move, his whole
outfit go swish, swish, swish βͺ βͺ DC made fun of my outfit βͺ βͺ He said it goes switch,
switch, switch and it tricks βͺ βͺ But I can tell you βͺ βͺ I can go switch, switch,
switch in your (bleep) βͺ βͺ And I done get it going,
get it cracking a lot βͺ βͺ As matter of fact we does
this we packing a lot βͺ βͺ 'Cause this team winning
this something we does that βͺ βͺ Your whole squad look like
mother (bleep) rug rats βͺ βͺ And I'ma put it out
here, where the thugs at βͺ βͺ This (bleep) right
here look like the du
de βͺ βͺ Like hey girl, where my hug at βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Swish, swish, swish βͺ - Hey, hey Nick you talk about my pants but I get respected on these. And since they look like garbage bags, you should put your records on these. (audience cheers) (bell dings) Just sayin'. - With that fake hair, there's something you
need to get straight. That weave is tired and you got
more tracks than a mix tape. (audience laughs) - Ooh. They be having a lot of
(bleep) songs on a mix tape. - Pretty V.
It look like
you need to use Proactive a bunch of times with all that acne I bet you favorite R Kelly
song is "Bump and Grind." - [Nick] Aw that's mean. - It's corny. Lemme just say one word Justina before you kill these (bleep). First of all I know I got bumpity bumpy. I don't give a (bleep) about it. You ugly. You're stumpy. You're shorty. If I cap back (bleep) you're 40. There's certain (bleep) get me horny. What's the (bleep) problem? I got feathers, you a
(bleep) bird. You heard? (Bleep) o
utta her. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Vina, that was fire. That was fire. I mean that was too hot to handle. Santwon, you so gay. I bet your favorite dog
is a cocker spaniel. - Oh my goodness. (bell dings) - And Big Mac, you're so fat, I bet you could block out the sun. I would say diabetes
probably runs in your family but I doubt anything in
your family could run. - Ok, lemme get. Okay, that's great. You could try to play me
but new school we varsity. You going stay JV. - Hold on, hold on.
Santwon, we know that you on top of it. You know that in his esophagus
he can fit a hockey stick. He (bleep) so much his
least favorite "Wild N' Out" game is talking and spit. (crowd laughs) (Hip Hop music plays) - Let's go. βͺ Yo Godfrey, I know
that you hate the rap βͺ βͺ so this is the first part of the show βͺ βͺ where you gonna be crap βͺ βͺ And I'm gonna let you
know you ain't got no bars βͺ βͺ so I'm gonna stall you out
and I'm gonna say pause βͺ - Oh (bleep) yo. βͺ Come on Nick, you know I don't r
ap βͺ βͺ You know I don't want nothing from you βͺ - Right. βͺ Yo that's why I got my boys βͺ βͺ I'm gonna sick them out on you βͺ (bell dings) - Okay, that was actually
good for Godfrey. - Charlie Clips. Charlie
clips come here Charlie Clips. βͺ Charlie Clips you so fat βͺ βͺ when it breathe it almost kill you βͺ βͺ You standing up here with
chains made of Long John Silver βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Yo DC Huh? βͺ I'm gonna put the toast of these dudes βͺ βͺ Psych I lied, let my white
boys handle both
of these dudes βͺ βͺ Stand up to me, you look seated βͺ βͺ When God made you then
he wrote hype, delete it βͺ βͺ I don't even speak to the help βͺ βͺ The ironic thing is Con is conceit βͺ βͺ But he don't even believe in himself βͺ βͺ Like God, young buck hold the floor βͺ βͺ All your guns go buck, buck, buck βͺ βͺ But Guess what, my dad owns the store βͺ βͺ Like you don't wanna come even βͺ βͺ But between you and me βͺ βͺ My old bars ruin your entire community βͺ βͺ Like don't ever disrespect me βͺ βͺ And after I body yo
u on stage βͺ βͺ I'll get my uncle to disrespect me βͺ βͺ This is Mike's microphone βͺ βͺ I don't have to rap for y'all βͺ βͺ The guy from "Love and Basketball" βͺ βͺ That can't even play basketball βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Yo DJ D-Wrek, circumcise the beat - Hey cut the beat for my other white boy. - That (bleep) was crazy. - Hitman makes music. I
thought that was just a rumor. Dude help me how your teeth
are brighter than your future. Okay yo, this man was feeling irrelevant so he made
a sex tape.
What's the out outcome? The sex tape got more
plays than his last album. Alright, I dare you to rap
without using one gun metaphor. Alright, this is a rap battle What you need all that fake metal for? I got a 38, a 45 a 264. That one wasn't a gun,
that's his credit score. (audience cheers) (bell dings) And you know this is true. You've been on the show
for 10 (bleep) seasons. Show us something new, ballgame. (audience cheers) - Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. You dis a H
itman and
Con, I hate it for you 'cause it's your first season, right? You won't make it to two. I'm the best battle rapper in
the world. Why are you here? With ears that big I bet a
thousand that he flew here. And white boy let me guess
you ball, you Brent Berry. Little do he know that
ain't gonna do nothing but get Brent buried. Conceited, do you really want
me to take out the garbage? - Please do . - What you get when you mix white trash with a recycling bin? - What? - These two. (audience ch
eers) Man the neena will rock this baby. - That's a cradle. - The shotty he leave
a hole in his stomach. - That's a bagel. - The doctor gotta toe his tag. - That's a label. - The chopper might spin him around - Just like your dreidel. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Y'all really think y'all the best. Man white boys, if y'all don't skedaddle, y'all got a better
chance of dancing on beat than beating one of us in a battle. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - That's exactly true sir. Now after this we not
gonna go to war with you. And it's ironic you
look just like Mr. Clean 'cause we just mopped the floor with you. (bell dings) - So Nick Canon, please stop bringing this new
talent cause I'll be gladly I never lose to two rappers
that look just like Maddy. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Yo Rayvon, let me spit
this on some real (bleep) βͺ βͺ TDE signed you but
you'll never be Kendrick βͺ βͺ Maybe Anna Kendrick cuz
your act is stupendous βͺ βͺ And matter of fact I can
act. I'm abo
ut to end this βͺ βͺ And get in this. I'm gonna
go through all the raw beats βͺ βͺ And I'm gonna let you know,
I know you repping Long Beach βͺ βͺ And I'm gonna tell you like
this on some real (bleep) βͺ βͺ You not from Long Beach. You
just acting like a long ***** βͺ (bell dings) βͺ Well if you didn't
know I rose from hell βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon standing here with a tail βͺ βͺ Every time he rap man he fail βͺ βͺ When it comes down to album βͺ βͺ Me and you have the same sales βͺ βͺ 'Cause you has never ever sold βͺ βͺ Wi
th them glasses on,
I could tell you old βͺ βͺ Like the print on your
shirt, ***** you bold βͺ βͺ Like winter, (bleep)
you know that I'm cold βͺ βͺ I can snore on all these (bleep) βͺ βͺ I can flow on all these (bleep) βͺ βͺ Got my goat on all these (bleep) βͺ βͺ Change the show on all these (bleep) βͺ (audience cheers) - [Nick] I told you we rap for real. - Oh my goodness. Why would you do this? βͺ Wild Style βͺ - Hey Rayvon come back. - Oh man. Oh man. - Yo, yo. Okay, look. βͺ DC you could never get a strip t
ease βͺ βͺ DC on your head. That must
stand for (bleep) cheese βͺ βͺ And Rayvon you know
that I'm never scared βͺ βͺ TDE must stand for
tiny (bleep) everywhere βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Alright - Including you. - Okay. That was nice. - Get her. Get her. βͺ Justina I heard your rapping βͺ βͺ Yeah I heard you snapping βͺ βͺ Now look at your team,
they all in suspense βͺ βͺ Look at your outfit, you're
wrapped up in a fence βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ And you tried to climb it βͺ βͺ That little (bleep
) I couldn't find it βͺ (audience laughs and cheers) - Listen. βͺ She couldn't find it cuz she
was working at McDonald's βͺ βͺ Ronald McDonald's
head big as Hey Arnold βͺ βͺ Let me tell you something
about this (bleep) βͺ βͺ Backstage she tried to (bleep) my βͺ - No I'm just playing. - Oh yeah. βͺ Well I'm on the scene βͺ βͺ You look like Cassanova if
he played for Santwon's team βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - That looks crazy. I ain't gonna lie. βͺ Hey Justina, you're a disaster βͺ βͺ If your (bleep) coul
d talk βͺ βͺ It would sound like Old Dirty Bastard βͺ βͺ Baby I like it raw βͺ βͺ Baby I like it raw βͺ (audience laughs) - [Justina] Okay. βͺ Or mass, your rapping is all bad βͺ βͺ You got a little change βͺ βͺ You never could score cash βͺ βͺ So stick to the Door Dash βͺ βͺ I know for a sure fact βͺ βͺ Your face is so ugly, I
wish you wore your mask βͺ βͺ And little girl you
better save your breath βͺ βͺ You look like Tinkerbelle
if she was smoking on meth βͺ βͺ And listen here Rayvon,
you already know the stizzy βͺ βͺ
We wanted Kendrick
but he was just busy βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Lil Key, Big Tig βͺ Your whole squad smoke big βͺ βͺ What it is, we get it in βͺ βͺ And Jess Hilarious and DC are twins βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Wild Style βͺ βͺ Wild Style βͺ - Cut a beat. - [Nick] Oh he said cut the beat on it. - Hey Nick, come here. Nick,
it's time to get at you. Alright everybody over are my son so I got more kids than you do. - Oh, I see what you did. - I'm saying none of y'all can rhyme, none of
y'all (bleep) have bars. Matter of fact, here go a
couple dubs. Go park my car. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - I'll park (bleep). (indistinct chatter) - Where is it at sir? - The big one. - I got you. I got you. I'll be back. - Hey yo Clips, new school,
we tight like a coven. The last time you burned
2000 degrees, calories, you left food in the oven. (buzzer sounds) - This gay (bleep) joined
the army and got excited. Not because he won a war but he finally got to see a private. (bell dings) -
Okay. All right. - That was good. - Listen ice drippy, so my bucks wet. Vest is pink like Pepto 'cause I left your father's stomach upset. (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - [Nick] Did he say your father? Your father. Wow. - If you did something with him. That has nothing to do
with me. I just want - Now you, I'm glad you mentioned this vest like you gripped the chopper. You gonna have to go and get the doctor. I will never be scared of a (bleep) with
bulletproof nipple blockers. (audience
laughs) (bell dings) - Alright Bobby. Bobby, your body is in preschool but your face is on probation. You left your height in the
past and that's not very Raven. And I'll tell y'all how
much Santwon likes dudes. He's the one who donated his
blood to those Lil Nas X shoes. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Black team. I need all
you guys up here real quick. Okay. You **** right Brooklyn. I like this vibe. (Hip Hop music plays) Okay. Okay. βͺ Hitman you get done worse βͺ βͺ If there's a fight,
you pro
bably run first βͺ βͺ I'll play for the power team βͺ βͺ Julia, you some cow cream βͺ βͺ Funny Mike you can't see me βͺ βͺ You look too much like DC βͺ βͺ R-Star where you wear that βͺ βͺ Kid and Play called,
they want the hair back βͺ βͺ Jacob let me set it up βͺ βͺ You're the worst competitor βͺ βͺ The only show you're good on βͺ βͺ Is "How to Catch a Predator" βͺ βͺ And T.I. you can see βͺ βͺ That I real litty βͺ βͺ I write my own (bleep) I
ain't ain't nothing like Iggy βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ I ain't got t
ime to be
going back and forth βͺ βͺ with you all night βͺ βͺ You said you not like Iggy βͺ βͺ You ******* right βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Well Hitman I got real cake βͺ βͺ Her (bleep) is real fake βͺ βͺ You wanna fight with me βͺ βͺ But you just like a real snake βͺ βͺ That (bleep) was real weak βͺ βͺ They all went to sleep βͺ βͺ You hit me up last night talking about βͺ βͺ how you trying to creep βͺ βͺ You hit it from the
back and you like that βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I ain't like that βͺ βͺ He called me up like
Hitman βͺ βͺ I'ma hit you right back βͺ βͺ I'm the illest ***** with the flow βͺ βͺ Don't act like you don't know βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon is my boss and
I'm about to steal the show βͺ (audience cheers) - Hold on, hold on. - Clap your hands y'all,
clap your hands y'all. βͺ Yo, welcome to the family, he on MTV βͺ βͺ But you making a mistake
trying to battle me βͺ βͺ Matter of fact I keep
it burning like a STD βͺ βͺ So steppin to me, you
don't want to do that fella βͺ βͺ This the dude that gave herpes
to everybody at Coa
chella βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - I didn't go to Coachella. I promise. βͺ Nick it's about to get abusive in here βͺ βͺ 'Cause unlike you and my fans
love me for my music career βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Okay. Okay now listen Travis. Look. βͺ Now I don't wanna start with you βͺ βͺ Look and I don't wanna
get wild with you βͺ βͺ I'm too ready, my bars heavy βͺ βͺ You look like a Fake Machine Gun Kelly βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Yo, I hate to do it
because I love Young Fly βͺ βͺ But why
the (bleep) did MTV
let you remake "How High" βͺ βͺ 'Cause listen close, you little ***** βͺ βͺ This is "Wild N' Out",
this a black show βͺ βͺ (bleep) This is not Jersey Shore βͺ Okay. (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ I must say my trip to
the A has been exquisite βͺ βͺ I got to meet the Geico
caveman and the lizard. βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") - Nick lemme tell you
something. You was up. Hold on Shrimp Life. Come on up here. These my partner, these my partners. You up here talking about Shrimp
life and
all that (bleep). So please don't push me. You just mad 'cause that white man is doing the mannequin challenge
all in Mariah's (bleep). (buzzer sounds) - You and your Wild N'
Out girl is real tired. Matter of fact, who gonna
pay for all that formula 'cause both y'all fired. (bell dings) - Hey, hold up, hold up. This ain't my only job so what the hell. I got fired. Y'all can catch
me in the morning on TRL. - Wait, wait, hold on, hold up. (bell dings) (audience cheers) Hold up. (air horn sounds) Y
o, hold up. I got you that job. (Bleep) that ain't the answer. I hope you ain't checked in, TRL got canceled. (bell dings) - Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up. Guess what, TRL probably did get canceled but that ain't fair. (Bleep) I'm working so hard. Guess what, you can also
catch me on Hip Hop Square. (air horn sounds) (audience applauds) - Yo hold on. That may be true. But guess what (bleep), I produced that too. (audience cheers) (air horn sounds) - Alright Maddy, I didn't
want to say this
but I don't have a choice. Your is even flatter than
the tone of my voice. Oh and Sharon, you're from
Canada and I like your sports G. That's why your girl and
I played tonsil hockey. - Oh. - And Nick. - Yes sir. Yes sir. - Look, I know you're
making lots of bucks. I'm glad you got glasses so even you can see your music sucks. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ I'm the magnificent βͺ βͺ Ripping (bleep) off the top
like feeling so significant βͺ βͺ Doing this, al
l smoke cigarettes βͺ βͺ We gonna want to get it
in, I'm so gifted man βͺ βͺ And Hannah you could
be the number one fan βͺ βͺ Get a membership βͺ (audience cheers) - Alright, alright. DJ cut the beat. (record scratches) You better watch what you
say and gimme some space before I Chris rock you and leave some fresh prints on your face. I have something for you
and you might be confused. Oh here it is, condoms,
something you never use. (audience cheers) (bell dings) (indistinct chatter) - She came up in
here. Spit ripping in half props too. Hell yeah I use there (bleep)
if I could use them with you. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Con, Con, I know short
jokes are very mean but let's be real. What's a pawn to a queen? (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [DC] Talk about it,
cause pawns are little. - After this, this gonna
be the biggest meme so (bleep) it, I'm about to switch teams. - Oh. - Big Mac, I think you're really whitty. You got great jokes, big
rhymes and bigger *******. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. No no. Take your *** back over there. When white girls talk I don't
hear nothing they saying and looking at you in the face,
you look like Shawn Wayans. Oh I'm talking all this (bleep),
I hope that you get this. You can only play both sides because of your white privilege. (audience cheers) (bell dings) Facts. - I know you got the beat
but they call you Big Mac because you are what you eat. (audience exclaims "Oh") (bell dings) - Hey I am what I eat.
That is true. I eat a lot of (bleep)
but I won't eat you. (audience cheers) - Okay. βͺ Cortez please don't come for me βͺ βͺ If we was back in school I
was steal your lunch money βͺ βͺ DC scrawny as hell, put
more food on your plate βͺ βͺ You about as skinny βͺ βͺ as the chances of me
going back straight. βͺ (audience cheers) - [Nick] Well that was crazy.
She said you was skinny. βͺ Kandie, you suck your teeth
and you could scream and shout βͺ βͺ But hold up, look down,
your (bleep) hanging out βͺ βͺ And Conce
ited, you got a big head βͺ βͺ You probably got a few degrees
but your body's so small βͺ βͺ We gotta celebrate a Chucky Cheese βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Don't forget and you Charlie Clip βͺ βͺ You're trying to lose
weight trying to be a hubby βͺ βͺ But the truth is you still
shaped like a teletubby βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ I don't know what your
*** coulda thought βͺ βͺ Your body's 99% a plastic fork βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth cause
you look like a bullfrog βͺ βͺ This what happened when
Chung-Li start (ble
ep) Balrog βͺ (audience cheers) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (record scratches) (air horn sounds) Mimi, you probably only
do manicures and gel toes. You so Asian, if you was on fire you would stop, drop, and egg rolls. (audience laugh) (bell dings) I don't even know why he's talking, got me battling this sweet target. We know you and your man
swap meat like a flea market. (audience laughs) (bell dings) And you Cortez. - Don't do that Con. - It's a problem. Don't
touch me, let's get it. Your head's
so small you
use a condom as a scully. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - A condom as a Scully. You were supposed to be my brother. When I see your at Disneyland, we ain't never riding teacups together. (audience laughs) βͺ Yo Rza, man you know I'm a big fan βͺ βͺ I love everything
about the Wu-Tang Clan βͺ βͺ But here it is something
that I can't understand βͺ βͺ Why Meth sell out on that
show for the white man βͺ (audience exclaims "Oh") Should I drop the mic? βͺ Yeah, yo βͺ βͺ Between you and me there
exi
sts something different βͺ βͺ I'm a native of the Hip Hop βͺ βͺ You're just an immigrant βͺ βͺ But you're too young to
recognize the significance βͺ βͺ That's why we are the born leaders βͺ βͺ But you mess with the 10% βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - That's real mathematics right there. I ain't got nothing to say. βͺ Yeah I don't know, this
gonna be kinda tough Nick βͺ βͺ 'Cause everybody know βͺ βͺ Wu-Tang ain't nothing to (bleep) with βͺ βͺ Yo sucker MCs better run for shelter βͺ βͺ When I hit you on your fac
e,
your friends all felt it βͺ βͺ Yo, you did so whack MC βͺ βͺ Trying to get on stage
and battle with OG βͺ βͺ I'm Staten Island's best son βͺ βͺ (Bleep) what you heard βͺ βͺ With those glasses are
you look like a nerd βͺ (bell dings) - Alright, alright. βͺ I was all I was trying to show respect βͺ βͺ I was trying to be bigger βͺ βͺ But somebody come get
these old *** (bleep) βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ Yo (bleep) like you get no respect βͺ βͺ I chopped your head off βͺ βͺ And I (bleep) the down your neck βͺ βͺ And any of
your team wanna get on set βͺ βͺ Me and my (bleep) come
with a death threat βͺ βͺ So what you best quit right now βͺ βͺ Cause y'all mother (bleep)
can't milk this cow βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) - You dissin' Hitman and
Con, I hate it for you. 'Cause it's your first season right? You won't make it to two. I'm the best battle rapper in
the world. Why are you here? With ears that big, I bet a
thousand that he flew here. And white boy let me guess
you ball, you Brent Berry. Little do he know that
a
in't gonna do nothing but get Brent buried. - And now you right. Maybe I should start snapping the lead. And I ain't talking about that yarmulke, when I put another cap on your head. Y'all got me going against a KKK member. Now I'm about to go ham with it. The only reason your
favorite group is Wu-Tang is 'cause it got the word Klan in it. - Hold on man. Conceited. Do you really want me
to take out the garbage? - Please do - What you get when you mix white trash with a recycling bin? - What? - T
hese two. Man, the neena will rock this baby. - That's a cradle. - The shotty he leave
a hole in his stomach. - That's a bagel. - The doctor gotta toe his tag. - That's a label. - The chopper might spin him around. - Just like your dreidel. - Y'all really think y'all the best? Man white boys, if y'all don't skedaddle, y'all got a better
chance of dancing on beat than beating one of us in a battle. - That's exactly true sir. Now after this we not
gonna go to war with you. And it's ironic you
look
just like Mr. Clean 'cause we just mopped the floor with you. - So Nick Cannon, please
stop bringing this new talent cause I'll be gladly I
never lose to two rappers that look just like Maddy. (Hip Hop music plays) βͺ Just to let you know
your death is close βͺ βͺ Would've been killed you if
they gave me more episodes βͺ βͺ This point Nick is saving you βͺ βͺ Already dug a grave for you βͺ βͺ Way I got you dripping in your sweat βͺ βͺ It's like I'm bathing you βͺ βͺ No white chick would
out-rap me or write
me βͺ βͺ That's like putting no ice in ice tea βͺ βͺ Her body shaped like a
bean bag that's sliding βͺ βͺ With a face like ooh Bruce Almighty βͺ (crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Okay. βͺ Those raps you spit
they were pass heat βͺ βͺ Your booty hole so loose
it smelled like a gas leak βͺ βͺ So I'm a pass you so uptight βͺ βͺ Because you got a
(bleep) tucked into *** βͺ βͺ And Cortez, my rap style is heavenly βͺ βͺ Your body says you're 12 but
your hairline says you're 70 βͺ βͺ Plus you're too shy βͺ βͺ How you got no buz
z but you
still shaped like a fruit fly βͺ (audience laughs) (bell dings) βͺ Look, I can do this all day βͺ βͺ When it come to bars, I don't play βͺ βͺ Nick with me you in
good hands, All State βͺ βͺ Justina been scared of
me ever since she saw me βͺ βͺ Boss let me take her head
off, I brought my saw today βͺ - Whoa. βͺ Ok You get clocked in you socket βͺ βͺ I bet you got your (bleep)
tucked in your pocket βͺ βͺ You and me spitting, nah
it's not the same thing βͺ βͺ You such a beast you could
(bleep) up the chain
gang βͺ βͺ And now you gonna go get dismantled βͺ βͺ You so ugly you on
Ru Paul got canceled βͺ βͺ You know you can't rap with me βͺ βͺ You a man and a lady
but not half as me βͺ βͺ Yo (bleep) seat βͺ βͺ I'm the freestyle queen
and you'll get played βͺ βͺ Cause when I do it,
yeah do it one time βͺ βͺ Kandie get eat up by your
girl Justina Valentine βͺ (bell dings) - Bow Wow, How you let Hendrix
take all your girlfriends? - 'Cause I don't love them (bleep). - Really? Maybe cuz they see you a loser. I think all y
our exes
is a psychic by the way they keep seeing the Future. (audience laughs) (bell dings) He took the first one, made a pit stop. The second one made you leave Hip Hop. He must have been talking
about you when he said I just hit your girl in
some Gucci flip flops. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Oh Lord. Oh he dead. βͺ Erica, you know I like you a lot βͺ βͺ But we know that you came
up from being a (bleep) βͺ βͺ Now you on the stage frontin'
like you really got talent βͺ βͺ That's the true definiti
on
of Bow Wow challenge βͺ - Whoo. (bell dings) I thought y'all was friends. I thought y'all was friends. (Bleep) with friends like
these who needs enemies. - You wearing an orange
vest but ain't a man. You have to go on your
tippy toes to shake my hand. You out here looking like a
construction worker in Lego Land and you wearing a
bulletproof vest is dumb. Who's gonna shoot Nick's son? The only thing that ever shot you was the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" gun. (bell dings) And I don't like that Nic
k cat. Your last song, four
minutes I can't get back. I'm gonna tell my kids
this was Eminem's response to your whack *** diss track. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - Tariq. - Yang, yang. - Get your ***** *** up here. βͺ Listen what I'm about to
say to you I'm not playing βͺ βͺ How you going diss your real daddy βͺ βͺ And start hanging with Kanan βͺ βͺ Listen, I should beat your *** βͺ βͺ You the cast member that I
wish they got rid of the cast βͺ βͺ I'm mad. It's true βͺ βͺ The most hated people in the hood
βͺ βͺ is Donald Trump and then you βͺ (audience laughs) βͺ You say you a street (bleep)
but that's not the factor βͺ βͺ I'm in the streets more
than you, I'm just an actor βͺ βͺ Hey this is a show and
I could be your friend βͺ βͺ but I'm gonna knock your ***
out if you touch me again βͺ βͺ Yo, hey yo Phillip, we
know you not thuggin βͺ βͺ We only mess with Eman
the more talented Hudson βͺ βͺ And Pretty V I like how you animated βͺ βͺ That box ain't pretty
it's highly contaminated βͺ βͺ And Bobby you need high surg
ery βͺ βͺ Face Senior citizen
body is in the nursery βͺ βͺ You looking bitter and broke βͺ βͺ How you call yourself that boy funny βͺ βͺ but can't deliver a joke βͺ (audience cheers) βͺ I got the harmony so I'm
gonna need all the room βͺ βͺ If y'all sing, y'all gonna
need a lot of auto tune βͺ βͺ One scrub, two scrub,
three scrub, four βͺ βͺ You looking like a janitor
that's mopping up the floor βͺ βͺ Five scrub, six scrub,
seven scrub, eight βͺ βͺ Hitman never caught a body,
Con never caught a case βͺ βͺ I put you i
n your place. Yeah,
I'm talking to all of you βͺ βͺ How we the girl squad
got more balls than you βͺ βͺ Y'all are not stars, I single-handedly βͺ βͺ Damage you with philanthropy βͺ βͺ Run and tell them I got bars βͺ βͺ Pretty boy, sissy boy, tummy all gushy βͺ βͺ How y'all the boy squad
but still so ***** βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings) βͺ Hey yo Nick chill, you know me βͺ βͺ I got the glock headshot
blood everywhere βͺ βͺ They got a mop I aimed for the stomach βͺ βͺ but then I had the Tatiana βͺ βͺ And I shot his
auntie but
then they had the mop his mama βͺ βͺ ****, convertible his
roof, now he a drop-iana βͺ βͺ Justina is in the back
giving us that old (bleep) βͺ βͺ (Bleep) that, I got
the glock I call shots βͺ βͺ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
Everybody getting shot they mama βͺ βͺ You keep doing all that talking βͺ βͺ Boy you need to stop that faking βͺ βͺ You need to stop eating bacon βͺ βͺ Cause you going have a heart attack βͺ - on blue face. Baby, you
already know what it is. On the game. βͺ What I lack in the back βͺ βͺ Y
o I pack in the cat βͺ βͺ If I'm packing a (bleep)
I'ma run up a mack βͺ βͺ Put it straight through his back βͺ βͺ All my (bleep) in black βͺ βͺ Ski masks and hoodie on,
grab him right by the sack βͺ βͺ What you gonna do then?
Go and phone a friend βͺ βͺ You'll probably be in my
DMs trying to bone again βͺ βͺ Cortez, ET, you better
phone home again βͺ βͺ Y'all acting like kids βͺ βͺ So y'all all Nickelodeon βͺ βͺ You just a literate βͺ βͺ Idiots lying about how big you get βͺ βͺ Always (bleep) for the internet βͺ βͺ Put
you out like your cigarettes βͺ βͺ And Deray, I know
you're not strong enough βͺ βͺ I seen your (bleep) last
night, you belong with us βͺ (audience cheers) (bell dings repeatedly)
Comments
The reaction from Lay Lay mic dropping is legitimately priceless.
Chico and Karlous going back nd forth will always be legendaryπ€£π€£
That Michael Blackson bank transfer joke will always be legendary π€£
βI work for me, yβall work for Nick.β Itβs over, she kicked yo ass
The Jamaican beat where chico roast nick conceited and dc failing to pull the beanie draids was funny as fckππ
RIP Jacky Oh!!! I was not ready for all the feels to hit me when she came up in the video at 12:30. πππ
Lay Lay killed the entire crewππ Chico vs karlous will always hit it hardππ
DC: βHow many Nickβsβ¦This Mariah Careyβsβ ππ«
ASAP Ferg was having too much fun watching Carlos and Chico kicking it Old Skool ππ
5:06-5:12 had me dying she cleared they ass !!! πππππ I work for me yβall work for Nick ! πππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
One of the only shows where the comedy stayed golden even when times changed and everybody got soft
Hit man and con double teaming arsenal was a thing of beauty
Snoop ate him up
DC come a long way with the show....he part the reason why the show grew and the show reciprocated....respectππ
The only show in America that we all never get tired of watching π’π
Con and hitman killed that !!! π₯ π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―
The support for Lay Lay coming from both teams: GOALS
Snoop's church shoes tho π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Lay lay killed it π₯
Michael blackson gonna have me in stitches every time π