I like you guys cuz y'all look employed consecutively like y'all go to your job on Monday you like okay I might come back tomorrow [ __ ] around and go Wednesday I like that you guys be going to work the whole week good job you guys I um I've been unqualified for every job I've ever had um my first job was security come on look at me I'm supposed to no I'm not okay my first job was security and I let a lot of people in okay really like a door that could talk you know what I'm saying I let in peo
ple with weapons oops what you want me to do huh sir is that a knife can I have it please no okay well enjoy the night then okay I'm not getting stabbed for $50 this not enough to fix a stab I can do that math I'm not going to lose my life I'm working at Kera okay I don't I don't know what's going on in there all right I'm just letting in whoever says Ola say allaha oh I think they was saying your name think they was waiting on you a kinera is a sweet 16 but it's 15 for Hispanic reasons they're
good reasons I just don't know why solid reason I would work the door and then nobody would believe I was security for some reason man came the door he said I'm in the FBI you security I said yes I am ow and he um he was upset he said nah show me your license for security [ __ ] the T-shirt this t-shirt says my job I says it on the back too um why he need my security clearance huh I'm holding a door that door is open and then it's closed door is the safest thing here all right FBI checking me is
the [ __ ] Taliban coming if that's the case you hold the door huh y'all know each other you you you figure that out all right you got it I was reading the news um Florida has a gator Center they have many but a gator Center is a building with too many reptiles and a couple months ago one of them burned up super sad no animal deserves that but they were interviewing the firefighters and they said what happened and they said well we went in and we tried to save as many animals as we could and th
at's a great lie phenomenal that's a lie that keeps your job you telling me these firefighters walked into a burning building with a bunch of biting lizards and said I'mma save these animals no they walked in and they assessed the situation they said that'll solve itself ain't no [ __ ] way that's a call they got they said Niner ner we got a fire at the gator Factory huh excuse me yeah go ahead and get those biting lizards oh no oh no I will not oh go ahead take the pole from me I quit I don't n
eed this I got to go down here what you want me to do oh go ahead get in there and just grab a handful huh get a handful of gators I don't know how to do that oh to stack these up like Lincoln Logs just come on put them up put them up put them up get them in your arms just hold them just grip just grip go ahead grab a couple of snakes put them around your neck put them around your neck make a little belt come on now they're nervous they want to leave too they won't bite you don't want a firefigh
t firefighter's job is hard enough they got to put out a fire also save those Predators [ __ ] you [ __ ] you buddy okay their job is hard enough you don't want a firefighter okay you want Steve Irwin or Rao handle that [ __ ] that's fun cuz that's the only time a firefighter can go to their boss and be like yeah that fire yeah everybody died and then you get to keep your job that is an understandable casualty okay we tried go ahead and make that Disney movie cuz what do you do when you come out
with a handful of Gators outside you just drop them let them go let them be free they have earned their freedom all [Music] right
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Hilarious!