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Soviet comedy show - Skillful defence (RUS/ENG subtitles)

1964 Soviet comedy skit about 2 robbers trying to rob a lawyer

alexnickolaev

5 years ago

Hey lad! - Your watch please - What? And money Oh. Yes, of course. So, there's going to be a robbery case Nice to meet you gentlemen, lawyer Pankov Apparently, I will be the one to defend your case, so we need to settle everything before hand, otherwise, the defence would be very difficult What the hell is he talking about? Stop babbling, open the door sucker! Stop it , what are you doing? It's an aggravating robbery with a force applience, you can harm me That's Article 146 - 15 years in prison
. Even my defence won't help I'd rather give it to you without resisting, here you go Article 145, 3 years in prison at most Excuse me, there are two of you! Two That's Article 146 part A - gang, collective robbery Couldn't you get it done on your own? No, we can't escape such a marsh in court Well You are complicating your own defence, young man What is it? It is a gun! You're facing part B of Article 146 about using arms Same 15 years in jail Exile, property seizure. So you better put it aw
ay Here we go Now I hope the defence will go well You owe me a ruble for the consultation, there are two of you, so it is 3 rubles And it's afterhours, so it's 12 rubles - There are only 5 in here - You don't say That's fine, you can bring the rest tomorrow My office is right around the corner Don't worry, we'll bring even more No, I won't take any extra money That's a bribe. Up to a death penalty - Thanks a lot, sir! - You are welcome! - We almost got in trouble - No worries - Thak you, good by
e! - See you soon!

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